Battle Against a Vending Machine by PaperKitty 🎵

I've always wanted to start posting whatever I feel like to this page. Kind of like a portfolio of sorts. Everytime I say I have big things soon I'll always forget about it or something but like, keep your eyes peeled yo. This was gonna be a song for one of my Roblox projects I'll make a video over in a bit.

[@dippin4dots]

I hope this gets used in an Earthbound inpired RPG that vaguely is about morality or depression

[@Harryboi2090]

Oddly specific

[@CANew1986]

Me too

[@CANew1986]

Plus it sounds like OMORI

[@floopydoodle3082]

Maybe I will but I only know how to do pixel art, and maybe a bit of story writing…

[@floopydoodle3082]

And if I have permission to use the song ofc

[@oldact2852]

"You drop a penny into the coin slot. You chip gets stuck."
"You punch the machine in a rage, causing it to take *_23 Damage_*."

[@rubixdude1067]

They can not arrest me for vandalizing a vending machine because it punched me first

[@1nfineo1nfinite]

I love the feels of this music, such funky groove against... a soda machine.

[@DJeffrey_BEING_A_BOZO]

Just wait until your food gets stuck in it.

[@custardly2310]

* Customer attacks!
* 104 HP of damage to the Vending Machine!
* The Vending Machine started spewing out its refreshments!
* 240 HP of damage to Customer!
* The Vending Machine totally sold out!
*YOU WON!*
The enemy left behind a present.
Inside, was a Bottle of Cola!
Customer takes it.

[@diamondyoshi6649]

Bottle of Cola
May result is a copyright strike! Maybe...
Restores 100 HP
Increases Speed by 20 for 3 turns

[@justinbuddy56]

Man I wish I knew how to make music, cuz this is the kind of stuff that inspires me to want to try

[@cosmicmilk6945]

We're in the same boat man.

[@AnimeFan_2013]

Fuckin saaaaame

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

You just gotta find good music programs and soundfonts

[@n_egatif]

@@LolaTheGardevoir I think it’s just Earthbound soundfont, so… that should be easy to found samples and place them in the right place.
(Honestly the saw wave or pad idk should be harder to recreate)

[@BananaJr0_o]

I feel ya...

[@TheAdvertisement]

Despite a vending machine not really having that, the cash register sounds fit perfectly. Also just love the general Earthbound style.

[@n_egatif]

I love the way you use the cash register, the dungeon man sample and Giygas Static to make this ambience.
Also, this is subtle, but I feel like some instruments are detuned from the other...

[@ender64yeahthatguy]

i feel like this machine would throw unhealthy snacks that lower your stats.

[@ThatDevilBrony]

“Shut up I’m vibing with the soda machine and its product placement!”

[@SightlySinner]

This so good! That cash register sound effect is a great detail 💵

[@jellystone07]

I LOVE EARTHBOUND, THE SPRITES AND MUSIC SOUND JUST LIKE IT TOO

[@VeryRGOTI]

Yeah the sprite sounds neat

[@bubblearc2901]

This bops really hard and is extremely funky 👌

[@ssnofi]

This honestly sounds like an snes mariokart song or something that would be in earthbound great work!

[@barnaclebot1643]

I imagine the way you fight him is that you buy a bag of chips that fails to drop, so you kick the machine to make the chips drop then it wakes and is angry at you.

[@dane_questionmark]

U sussy cole

[@EggHBenedict]

But there only drinks in the image

[@sweetwheatsy]

Almost litterally what happens in Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass lol

[@anactualhorseonyoutube]

goes into my playlist

[@niko-dg8cg]

Reminds me of earthbound, I went as ness for Halloween too so great timing

[@woodledoodle7961]

Oh nice, I did too

[@ssnofi]

I did that exact same thing

[@bloo_ya]

I went as the Masked Man this year!

[@fruityfuzzball]

that moment when dr doof overcomes his fear of vending machines.

[@soldiertoony]

i, too, love beating up vending machines

[@PonandCon9025]

this is not what I intended on watching when I was searching for Battle Against a Machine

[@eggnogisdead]

* Vend-o-Matic pops up!
* Mess is attacking!
* 78 damage to Vend-o-Matic!
* Vend-o-Matic dispensed a Bottle Rocket!
* 100 damage to Mess!
* Mess put the packet of Ketchup on the Hamburger and ate it.
* It was pretty good.
* Mess healed 73 hp!
* Vend-o-Matic shook up a soda and
sprayed it right in Mess’s eyes!
* Mess couldnt stop crying!
* Mess is attacking!
* …narrowly missed the opponent!
* Vend-o-Matic is selling out.
* Mess is attacking!
*SMAAAAAAAAAAASH!*
* 254 damage to Vend-o-Matic!
* Vend-o-Matic was totally vandalized!
*YOU WON!*
Mess gained 457 EXP

[@P1ranha__]

“can i PLEASE just get a bag of chips”

[@bloo_ya]

*Lucas begged the Haywire Vending Machine for a bag of chips!
*The Haywire Vending Machine threw a volley of cans at Lucas!
*Lucas took 29 HP of damage!

[@becauseiexistlmao]

If you bash it,
Boom free soda because GLASS BROKE!
Wait the enemy disappeared nooooooo

[@84est]

Cash Out! This song goes so hard!

[@antoniofederighi-jy1qd]

Kinda' sounds like music that Summoning Salt would use.

[@向前蔥]

Oh god I love this

[@kaizokucody2402]

Yo!! This is fire!!

[@AquiloAurora]

the desc sounds interesting

[@sweetwheatsy]

This is really sick

[@Gblock4444]

Thanks for the birthday present. Now i will break a vending machine

[@ProgramBoi101]

* Customer Punched the Vending Machine.
* 1 Damage to the Vending Machine!
* The Vending Machine Fell infront of the Customer.
* Customer took mortal damage!
* Customer got hurt and collapsed...

[@heehoo3685]

yesss earthbound tributes!!!!!!

[@PasonNugget]

Yet another banger?!

[@OfficialG606]

Are you perhaps gonna make a game about this?

[@SomeNebulaGuy]

*A brawl is surely brewing!*

[@AsleepStew-r5]

What Dr Heinz doofenshmirts hears after his greatest fear comes true

[@thecringeking873]

God this rocks so hard omg

[@blekiscooler]

this rocks!!!!

[@anoddkitty]

Hey paperkitty! Is it alright if I name my song a battle against a vending machine also? It’s completely different from your song and if I post it anywhere I’ll make sure to give credit to you :3

[@BakinBakonEntertainment]

It’s been a year and they haven’t noticed the comment, I wish you luck on this

[@bloo_ya]

are you ever gonna post it

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

AMAZINGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@creepersoul198]

I GOT ALL THE GOODIES MY FRIEND!!! $$$

[@TCK7890]

Battle a oddly specific opponent

[@ThiCath]

yo ima try to make what a battle would happend alight here we go: You apronch the wild electronic venter. Jarrold used his yoyo 23 damage harrold uses funky moves to discract the wild electronic vender. His charisma didint work! lisa would hit the vending machine with a tumbler bottle BOOOOOM 56 damage zing uses psi blinding. It didint work!. the wild electronic vending machine would fire 2 shots of sugo coka into all of the party members 14. 10. to jarrold BOOOOM 30 .14. to harrold miss 10 lisa 20. 8. zing harrold colapsed after being wounded. your turn every one

[@elemenopey]

bangr as always

[@diornodiovanna1151]

Kinda reminds me of saturn-era music

[@MA-sv2bs]

Battle Against a Lucrative Opponent

[@user-cj4fu8qq9b]

rage against the vending machine(the soda got stuck)

[@bonshideout]

Do I get a free peppi if I win?

[@tridyee]

LOVE THISSS

[@giganticmoon]

Am I allowed to use this for my game? it’s called miracle story.

[@sh4rksnout]

Mhm, Good stuff

[@dane_questionmark]

NOOBY

[@sh4rksnout]

@@dane_questionmark DANE

[@brazen3550]

*farts*

[@brazen3550]

@@sh4rksnout

[@MasterSquirrel993]

So, this was supposed to be a track for Super Scuffle, then?

[@Aluminum.K]

Vender V. Rodriguez dispensed a Witch's Brew at high speeds!

[@discomfortrevisted]

can i invest in 20 thousand Paper Kitty songs please and thank you

[@harrisonsmith4335]

Funky 😎

[@alextheferret5674]

This a jam!

[@n_egatif]

Idk but I feel like I’m hearing Maskass in this part: 0:38

[@MoosemeIon]

Hey I know this is a werid question, however I am working on my own game and like this Soundfont, is there any chance you know what Soundfont it is and where I can find it?

[@bloo_ya]

it's mostly earthbound instruments

[@rossclose4945]

If its fine i have a question, what is your sound font?

[@chum4641]

The sounds generally come from earthbound. There’s a few sound fonts people have made that you can download and use, although out of the ones I’ve found I haven’t heard the specific sound PaperKitty uses in this song, so they might’ve used their software to edit it.

[@sastraatmaja7142]

Vending machine when u try to punch because it won't work

[@dane_questionmark]

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

[@paperkittyyt]

thanks dane

[@bloo_ya]

​@@paperkittyythi paperkittyyt

[@MrKitty5050]

This slams.

[@SunnyandCuddly]

* The vending machine suddenly attacks *
*Fight *PSI *Goods *Guard *Run Away

[@bloo_ya]

*Kumatora kicked the Haywire Vending Machine!
*The Haywire Vending Machine toppled over!
*Lucas took mortal damage...
*Duster took mortal damage...
*Kumatora took mortal damage...
*Boney took mortal damage...

[@kristiemartinez585]

Sounds like for the machine from blocky cola in Nico next bot

[@MochaFur1]

JAM

[@sestearion5538]

Pov: you just ate all the brownies in daddy's special drawer

[@aaronr2807]

Funky mode

[@remiicatboy]

vending machine

[@ChangeableGames]

I think this is a good jam

[@thedragonsden2004]

Saving this for a platformer

[@SupaBubbaMusic]

O yea

[@brazen3550]

omg so swag gamer 100 paper kitty!

[@dane_questionmark]

You sussy

[@brazen3550]

@@dane_questionmark

[@GDFrost]

wow

[@JS-pk8gv]

When the cans are sus

[@feature600]

* You feel pretty bound-to-earth here.

[@paulusjosef]

ooh

[@moxxiethepossum6894]

First

[@ballzac7092]

double gulp cup

[@paultuante]

i just wanted my chips

[@cheese18100]

Why its not in super scuffle bruh

[@AnimeFan_2013]

Yyyoooo what the fuck is this??? 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@Jesushernandez-eu2is]

I want cookies
* doesnt have cookies*
Its war then

[@thatoneguy078]

yes

[@moxxiethepossum6894]

Uwu

[@jonieljoestarzawarudo8172]

Battle Against a Dispensable Opponent.

[@kubapl2004-studios-grzymkowski]

Kapi fnf flps PLS?