The Oatmeal is a Lie | a SimpleFlips mix of Still Alive (Portal)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • I felt the need to do this.
    SimpleFlips' reaction: • One Of The Best Song R...
    Lyrics: (courtesy of Aexis Rai in the comments, thanks for typing it up)
    this was a TRIUMPH.
    I'm making 1 OATMEAL, huge sucDICK.
    its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
    NATHANIEL SCUTTLEBUG BANDY:
    we do what we must BECAUSE we can.
    for the good of all of us,
    except the ones who are BEN.
    but there's no sense FUCKing over KING DEDEDE.
    you just keep on FLYing
    til you run out of OATMEAL.
    and the science gets done,
    and you make a COCONUT GUN
    for the people who are still alive.
    I'm not even THE BEST.
    I'm being so PIIIINK GUY.
    even though you broke my heart and killed BUP.
    and tore BUP to pieces.
    and threw every BUP into a fire.
    as they burned (AAAA) it hurt because I was so CUUUTE.
    now these points of data make a beautiful line,
    and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
    so I'm glad I got FUCKED,
    think of all the things we SUCKED
    for the people who are still alive.
    go ahead and KIRBY.
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside GAY BABY JAIL.
    maybe you'll find someone else to BLJ THE THWOMP'S COCK.
    maybe MY PUSSY.
    that was a joke, HAHAHA fat chance.
    anyway, this B L J is so delicious and 2 HOURS.
    look at me still talking when there's science IN MY LIFE.
    when I look out there, it makes me glad, IN MY WIFE.
    I've experiments IN A CAGE, DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
    for the people who are still alive.
    and believe me I am still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
    I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE and I'm still alive.
    while you're DEAD, I'll be still alive.
    and when you're FRED I will be still alive.
    I CAN FLY.
    still alive.
    FIRST TRY
    IDIOT.

Комментарии • 321

  • @AutisticYui
    @AutisticYui 6 лет назад +744

    The Ben part made me laugh way harder than I should have. Nice job :D

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +28

      Much love, thanks :)

    • @MistLite
      @MistLite 6 лет назад +5

      I like your Yui profile :)

    • @hongkongdad928
      @hongkongdad928 6 лет назад +3

      Very accurate name

    • @mon-6166
      @mon-6166 6 лет назад +5

      "he needs to see this"
      "of fucking course he was already here two weeks ago"

    • @MrDe-ru2hj
      @MrDe-ru2hj 6 лет назад +4

      bup

  • @the3rdsideofthings771
    @the3rdsideofthings771 6 лет назад +343

    IM HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GOD DAME AXE

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +24

      ME TOO

    • @the3rdsideofthings771
      @the3rdsideofthings771 6 лет назад +11

      Amathal Junior YES THE AXE IS NOW DEAD FORE THE DAY LONG FUCKERY

    • @cerealio
      @cerealio 6 лет назад +2

      The 3rd side of things l

    • @Firestar19
      @Firestar19 4 года назад

      Why do you just leave random e's everywhere? DAME and FORE didn't need them

  • @LexLaboratory
    @LexLaboratory 6 лет назад +46

    This is the final song of the final Simpleflips stream, are you from the future?

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +11

      Nah, I'm in the year 2025 just like you

    • @Firestar19
      @Firestar19 4 года назад +1

      Don't make me think about that. Fuck you, now I'm sad

    • @azure_06
      @azure_06 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@aMkinfinity i cant wait to come back to this comment in 2025

    • @veeveeorsomething
      @veeveeorsomething 13 дней назад

      @@azure_06 almost time bubby

  • @matriarchofazure7607
    @matriarchofazure7607 5 лет назад +6

    "This was a TRIUMPH!" That part killed me

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick 2 года назад +2

    I remember seeing this happen on stream years ago, such a great moment. I will never forget the silver age of Simpleflips

  • @MrDe-ru2hj
    @MrDe-ru2hj 6 лет назад +2

    Bup

  • @airtoumfake
    @airtoumfake 2 года назад +2

    "I'm having intercourse with the goddamn axe!" ALWAYS catches me off guard and makes me crack up lmao

  • @Armonzii
    @Armonzii 6 лет назад +2

    What a hilariously awesome song. Thank you for bringing this into my life.

  • @garrettoliva5154
    @garrettoliva5154 6 лет назад +1

    How I beat Portal 1 in 0.5 Portal Placements.

  • @lukeahandsa
    @lukeahandsa 5 лет назад

    RIP BUP

  • @Yuti640
    @Yuti640 3 года назад

    God.... damnit
    Why does “pink guy” actually fit

  • @Pr0zimity
    @Pr0zimity 2 года назад +1

    One of the finest pieces of bullshit ever made. I cry every time I hear co co nut GUN

  • @zekromfury
    @zekromfury 6 лет назад +1

    THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST THING TO EVER HAVE EXISTED

  • @TheLazyLP
    @TheLazyLP 6 лет назад +1

    Want You Oatmeal (Gone) when?

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +1

      If I’m being completely honest, probs this summer? I don’t have tons of time rn and it’d allow time for plenty of new memes/lore to develop

  • @l.i.a.m.b
    @l.i.a.m.b 6 лет назад

    Nathaniel "Scuttlebug" Bandy! Every time!

  • @damiansmith5294
    @damiansmith5294 6 лет назад

    AS LONG AS THERE'S OATMEAL, WE'RE FLYING.

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 6 лет назад

    Glorious

  • @thewindwakinghero7423
    @thewindwakinghero7423 3 года назад

    Song: "Simpleflips reaction"
    Simpleflips reaction: "Song"

  • @Ferkidactilo
    @Ferkidactilo 6 лет назад +1

    Why the f*ck I'm so familiar with LOT of Simpleflips audio? I can recognize them, I KNOW I've heard them before, I can tell it, wtf?

  • @redbit5010
    @redbit5010 4 года назад

    *except the ones who are ben* BRUH WHAT?

  • @apg0
    @apg0 3 года назад

    Im being so P I I I I N K G U Y

  • @12...
    @12... 5 лет назад

    "because we can" should've been "because" "he can"

  • @kmsdoesgaming3463
    @kmsdoesgaming3463 6 лет назад

    😁😁😁😁 cant stop laughing

  • @mister6490
    @mister6490 2 года назад

    2:05 HAHAHAH

  • @ShadySableye77
    @ShadySableye77 6 лет назад

    you should do this for "Want You Gone" as well, it would be great! :D

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад

      Many have requested. I will eventually this summer, though I think it will be much harder to find phrases that match. Wish me luck!

    • @1_FLASKFAN
      @1_FLASKFAN Год назад

      @@aMkinfinity WHERE IS IT

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Год назад +1

      @@1_FLASKFAN I’M SORRY I AM IN DENTAL SCHOOL AND THINGS ARE BUSY AND WHEN I HAVE FREE TIME TO DO ANYTHING REMOTELY CONTENT RELATED I STREAM POKEMON OR ROCKET LEAGUE AAAAAAAAA

    • @1_FLASKFAN
      @1_FLASKFAN Год назад

      @@aMkinfinity AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Cubelarooso
    @Cubelarooso 4 года назад

    a

  • @complexrolls7031
    @complexrolls7031 6 лет назад +579

    This truly is a triumph.

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +27

      hi complex big fan of your chat memery

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy 6 лет назад +9

      what a triumph is aaaat

  • @david5310
    @david5310 6 лет назад +437

    let's all think about this guy was just a pokemon youtuber and decided to drop this out of nowhere

  • @aMkinfinity
    @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +838

    For my current subscribers... uh, feel free to completely ignore this?
    For the Idiot gang and Oatmeal lovers, to answer your question: Yes, I will be donating this song on stream.
    EDIT: Simple loved it. What a triumph is that?
    Edit: 7/21/21 - 100k views. Absolutely wild. First and only video of mine to ever do so. I want to lock you all up in the GBJ inside my heart.

  • @アリス兄貴
    @アリス兄貴 6 лет назад +196

    Seeing this appear on my feed I thought "Meh, just another mix, let's give it a listen, what could possibly be so special?". I was sadly mistaken. From the begining on, hearing triumph and not having even thought about it I broke out laughing. Then listening to the rest of the song and the amount of care and detail put into it I had the hugest fucking grin I've had in days, constantly laughing heartily and appreciating this masterpiece. I am fucking Fred. Thanks aMathanielity

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +12

      Glad I could make you smile. That's really the goal. Thanks for enjoying, have a great weekend dude

    • @cjnewman7550
      @cjnewman7550 6 лет назад

      Aradair Krawl cute profile pic. What is it?

    • @urfork1
      @urfork1 6 лет назад +1

      i died too at that point

  • @bengoodwin2141
    @bengoodwin2141 6 лет назад +217

    The coconut gun part was genius

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +19

      Thank you. I try, I try.

    • @AlanNess
      @AlanNess 6 лет назад +2

      especially keeping the drumbeats

  • @someguyontheinternet2521
    @someguyontheinternet2521 3 года назад +131

    God, I miss 2018 simpleflips, it's still great now, but in a different way.

    • @azure_06
      @azure_06 11 месяцев назад +7

      im very neutral with this because i definitely agree that the humor was something else back then but im very happy for him now

  • @ben3759
    @ben3759 6 лет назад +253

    I love this and I love you.

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +19

      lessthanheckingthree

    • @blu1176
      @blu1176 6 лет назад +8

      for the good of all of us, *except the ones who are ben*

    • @dylob2523
      @dylob2523 5 лет назад

      I'm having intercourse with the god damn ax.

  • @Lumabit
    @Lumabit 6 лет назад +391

    Now I want a simpleflips version of the portal 2 ending song...

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +84

      Now THERE is an idea. May be a project of mine to do in the future!

    • @AexisRai
      @AexisRai 6 лет назад +42

      one day EVERYONE FUCKED UP THE STREAM
      so I could DO DUMB SHIT for 27 MINUTES
      it's such a shame the same will never happen to FOXEN

    • @Yaya0001
      @Yaya0001 6 лет назад +1

      Luma, why are you in the comment section of every video I watch? you are even in Camilo's discord.

    • @Lumabit
      @Lumabit 6 лет назад +4

      The Developer because I just end up everywhere

    • @JediJess1
      @JediJess1 6 лет назад

      read my mind. We gotta wait a bit first to add more beauty to it

  • @TheDoginator
    @TheDoginator 6 лет назад +98

    I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE and I'm still alive

  • @konoha_z6300
    @konoha_z6300 6 лет назад +58

    "I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE and i'm still alive" gets me every fuckin time

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +8

      Me too, me too.
      I also.
      Myself as well.
      This guy in addition.

    • @Deifus
      @Deifus Год назад

      @@aMkinfinity thanks for that imma give u a pat *pat pat*

  • @InspectorGadget01
    @InspectorGadget01 6 лет назад +32

    Is simpleflips taking over siivagunner????

  • @LocalPizzaBox
    @LocalPizzaBox 6 лет назад +79

    Best song to start a week.

    • @dededont5395
      @dededont5395 6 лет назад +1

      Red Fox best song to end the week

  • @InASunnyDaze
    @InASunnyDaze 6 лет назад +113

    Recognition from the Simpleflips himself! Well done!

  • @Sol-jj7de
    @Sol-jj7de 6 лет назад +34

    Thank you so much for creating this, you get a free get out of gay baby jail card.

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +15

      Hopefully I get to pass Go and collect 200 IQ

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins 2 года назад +7

    I love that you included "I'm fucking dead, I'm fucking Fred"
    I hadn't watched Simpleflips for a few years but that was the line that I kept remembering for some reason.

  • @dudeguymap
    @dudeguymap 6 лет назад +19

    Is there any way to download just the "IM HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE"
    I wanna use it as a notification sound.

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +11

      1) you miiiight wanna rethink that? Like what if you're at an interview or something and that goes off? Maybe? But hey I'd hire you instantly.
      2) nah, you'd have to rip it from a YT vid and save your own audio file

    • @dudeguymap
      @dudeguymap 6 лет назад +8

      aMkinfinity Who wouldn't hire someone not afraid to have such a ridiculous notification sound.

  • @barnabymcbobbery9688
    @barnabymcbobbery9688 3 года назад +12

    When she said "I'm not even THE BEST" I felt that. :(

  • @jamesgaming7198
    @jamesgaming7198 6 лет назад +36

    What kind of a madman would dislike this absolute masterpiece?!

  • @theotherjack
    @theotherjack 3 года назад +7

    IM HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE and im still alive

    • @Tedula1134
      @Tedula1134 2 года назад

      Jet Erikson? Is that you?

    • @1_FLASKFAN
      @1_FLASKFAN Год назад +1

      @@Tedula1134 its jack jetickson

    • @theotherjack
      @theotherjack Год назад +1

      @@Tedula1134 adopted second cousin

  • @dairyisfine
    @dairyisfine 6 лет назад +35

    this is genius. listening on stream right now

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +6

      Thanks for enjoying, glad you heard it live ;D

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__ 6 лет назад +25

    Oh my aching tentacles

  • @ryanfanshaw5171
    @ryanfanshaw5171 Год назад +2

    The laugh getting replaced, in my life, in my wife and I'm having intercourse with the God damn axe are the bestt

  • @kazedan
    @kazedan 6 лет назад +21

    A true masterpiece

  • @No_Sleepee
    @No_Sleepee 2 года назад +2

    So I'm glad I got *FUCKED?* Think of all the things we *sucked*
    God-tier edit

  • @MegAmi24
    @MegAmi24 6 лет назад +6

    unmod ben

  • @incredicassio
    @incredicassio 6 лет назад +19

    Bloody fantastic

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +4

      Too bad it was the blood of Bup. He will be missed.

  • @catlink37
    @catlink37 4 года назад +6

    Two years later and it is still a banger

  • @arte7125
    @arte7125 6 лет назад +11

    This is the best definition and the truest usage of the word "art"

  • @douk3395
    @douk3395 6 лет назад +17

    i love you

  • @bw-leftturnracing7779
    @bw-leftturnracing7779 3 года назад +3

    1:21 killed me

  • @puckie643
    @puckie643 4 года назад +5

    I keep coming back to Simple's reaction to this, it's such a wholesome moment
    The way his own laughter got him was my favorite moment lol

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 6 лет назад +2

    Could you make a Want You In GBJ? A.K.A Parody of "Want You Gone"

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  6 лет назад +1

      I definitely want to! Won't be in the works for awhile though, because
      1) I can let new Simple memes to develop to add in, and
      2) I can use #1 as an excuse because I'm super busy at school rn lol

  • @JustAnotherMike_
    @JustAnotherMike_ 3 года назад +2

    A good but rough start if I'm being honest
    That 2nd half is so silky smooth and catchy it's addictive though. Great job!

  • @redishasart2674
    @redishasart2674 5 лет назад +1

    The only people who are still alive are the on who watch simpleflips.

  • @TheMightyGiantDad
    @TheMightyGiantDad 4 года назад +4

    This was honestly such wholesome fun to listen to. Thank you for this

  • @curiousbat.
    @curiousbat. 3 года назад +2

    why did this come up in a youtube rock mix???

  • @dominicbonogofski
    @dominicbonogofski Год назад +1

    I had to listen to this after I heard it playing on one of Simpleflip's old videos. I don't regret it.

  • @banthaclause4167
    @banthaclause4167 6 лет назад +3

    My poosi

  • @doq
    @doq 6 лет назад +1

    I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE!
    _I don't remember which video that was._

  • @leebydeeby
    @leebydeeby 6 лет назад +2

    This was a TRIUMPH
    I'm making 1 Oatmeal, huge succ-DICK
    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
    Nathaniel Scuttlebug Bandy
    We do what we must, because, we can.
    For the good of all of us, except the ones who are Ben.
    But there's no sense fucking over King Dedede,
    you just keep on FLYing 'till you run out of oatmeal.
    And the science gets done, and you make a coconut gun.
    For the people who are still alive.
    I'm not even the best!
    I'm being so piiiink guy.
    Even though you broke my heart and killed BUP,
    And tore BUP to pieces,
    and threw every BUP, into, a fire
    As they burned [AAAAAAAHHH] it hurt because
    I was so cuuute
    Now these points of data make a beautiful line
    And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got fucked
    Think of all the things we sucked
    for the people who are still alive
    Go ahead and Kirby
    I think I prefer to stay inside Gay Baby Jail
    Maybe you'll find someone else to BLJ the Thwomp's Cock
    Maybe MY PUSSY
    That was a joke, HAHAHA, fat chance
    Anyway, this B-L-J
    It's so delicious and two hours
    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science in my life
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm in my wife
    I've experiments in a cage
    There is research despite all my rage
    On the people who are still alive
    And believe me I am still alive
    I'm doing science and I'm still alive
    I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE and I'm still alive
    And while you're dead I'll be still alive
    And when you're Fred I'll be still alive
    I CAN FLY!
    Still alive.
    First try...
    Idiot!

  • @TheColossalMixel
    @TheColossalMixel 6 лет назад +1

    Simpleflips to shoutouts

  • @_Tzer
    @_Tzer 3 года назад +1

    which was the stream where simpleflips played shrek

  • @pluhmaster48
    @pluhmaster48 6 лет назад +3

    Here comes Kirby to Meta Knight to protect
    Because he is attacked by King Dedede
    Meta Knight swings his sword of King Dedede defeat
    What a triumph is that!

  • @quentinr750
    @quentinr750 6 лет назад +6

    What a triumph is that

  • @IamTurtlez
    @IamTurtlez 2 года назад +1

    This video is still the greatest achievement of all mankind

  • @walmu
    @walmu 2 года назад +1

    Got this on my recommended page, always glad to revisit this masterpiece

  • @TheDanson14
    @TheDanson14 3 года назад +1

    liked the video after the first "triumph"

  • @jjemerald186
    @jjemerald186 6 лет назад +10

    This is amazing.

  • @mikhailmcmorrow6440
    @mikhailmcmorrow6440 6 лет назад +4

    Now your thinking with Bupidity

  • @lior_haddad
    @lior_haddad Год назад +1

    yo waddup
    randomly remembered this song again, was hoping to find the source for the axe intercourse, guess not lol
    though the rage line is from Super Mario XD aka the origin of GBJ
    video still a banger 10/10

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Год назад

      Ah yeah I have no clue on that. Obviously from the end of a castle level in Mario Maker but considering that that game is nearly half of his content it would be a lot to re-sift through. Apologies that I can’t help narrow it down further! Appreciate you though! 10/10 commenter

    • @lior_haddad
      @lior_haddad Год назад +1

      @@aMkinfinity

  • @thewindwakinghero7423
    @thewindwakinghero7423 Год назад +1

    And tore bup to pieces 😢

  • @c_weir753
    @c_weir753 3 года назад +1

    Derpa?

  • @thelittlet2255
    @thelittlet2255 3 года назад +2

    Some heros use there time questionably

    • @zezus001
      @zezus001 3 года назад

      their*

    • @WezerCorp
      @WezerCorp Год назад

      ​@@zezus001^ this is why I'm racist.

  • @mikeybud3501
    @mikeybud3501 6 лет назад +4

    one of the best meme songs in existence

  • @vifargentt6645
    @vifargentt6645 Год назад

    bro why do I have that in my playlist ?? was listening at some weeb musics

  • @aa9945
    @aa9945 11 месяцев назад

    this is a TRIUMPH is so fucking funny dude even to this day

  • @tourwillem
    @tourwillem 6 месяцев назад

    "Go ahead and Kirby" at 1:48 is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

  • @eternal3880
    @eternal3880 6 лет назад +2

    FLY

  • @AnnualDaniel
    @AnnualDaniel 6 лет назад

    now youre really bljing with portals

  • @TheNoEyedGirl
    @TheNoEyedGirl 6 лет назад +1

    where is the "thanks siiva" guy?

  • @arsyn4504
    @arsyn4504 6 лет назад +3

    What a fucking masterpiece

  • @theomegaghost
    @theomegaghost 6 лет назад +3

    Oh, what a triumph was thaaat.

  • @redstonewarrior0152
    @redstonewarrior0152 3 года назад +1

    Poor bup. All he wanted was some proper adhesive and yet you killed him, tore him to pieces, and scattered the pieces to the wind.

  • @sparky6757
    @sparky6757 6 лет назад +3

    Cool and good

  • @Rcruzer4
    @Rcruzer4 6 лет назад

    Siiva is so late on this beautiful masterpiece
    not me tho since I commented here when it was shouted out by dad himself

  • @aqple
    @aqple 8 месяцев назад

    i absolutely love how this starts

  • @Cal.F
    @Cal.F 2 года назад +2

    Congrats on 4 years of this masterpiece

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  2 года назад +1

      Wow, has it already been that long? Thank you!

    • @Cal.F
      @Cal.F 7 месяцев назад

      ​@aMkinfinity happy a little more then 5 years

  • @morisan42
    @morisan42 6 лет назад +2

    SHOUTOUTS

  • @zezus001
    @zezus001 3 года назад

    And threw every-BUP into a fire

  • @Scratchydude829
    @Scratchydude829 3 года назад

    we do what we must
    BECUS
    we can

  • @Talentlesssss
    @Talentlesssss 6 лет назад +1

    The Oatmeal is a lie guys.

  • @MarioLuigi0404
    @MarioLuigi0404 6 лет назад

    11/10. A fucking banger.

  • @Lumabit
    @Lumabit 6 лет назад +1

    Well simpleflips put it into a video, congrats I guess

  • @quest_bendyxquest_cupheads582
    @quest_bendyxquest_cupheads582 6 лет назад +1

    OH MY GOD..
    PORTAL STILL SURVIVES!! YAS!