I legit spent all day in Harry Potter, editing a super special video and reading it and then I just ate dinner and watched this video. As he said that I realise "I'm not there" and I just felt completely sad. You have no idea...
My answers to this tag - get ready for well weirdness I guess! 1. My name is Acorna 2. My new home is Memphis 3. I’m a sculptor, I make Gargoyles 4. My crush’s name is Oscar 5. My first words to my crush/coworker are,"People of the Gods" 6. I proposed with Ships 7. The first words of my wedding vows are, “Too old" 8. My honeymoon is in Outer Mongolia 9. My daughter’s name is Patsy 10. She had a pet puppy 11. Patsy goes to school at Chthonia Defense Academy 12. The core topic of my RUclips channel is Stealth and Camoflage 13. My channel’s name is Crazy Police Mannequins 14. The intro to my video is, “Do you have a section on magisters please?" 15. My book is called Charms surrounding vamp's tension 16. The opening line of my book is, “Here I am.” 17. My killer is Mabel 18. I was killed with a bar of soap 19. The words on my tombstone are, “So you intend for me to wear this ring?" Imagine if 7 and 19 were swapped, it would make so much more sense but the books have spoken >.
The intro to your channel is “What’s this?” Clearly, your intro is a reference to your true love, Grandma Josephine!👵 The first line of your vows was “What’s that?”
JESSE THIS CHALLENGE IS AMAZING IM CACKLING AND IM SORRY OF ALL THOSE 111,000 WORD AGAIN BUT BETTER GAVE U WATS THAT FOR VOWS BUT ALSO LOLS FOREVER. THANKS FOR ALL THESE FUN CHALLENGES YOU'RE PUTTING OUT INTO THE UNIVERSE. I CANT WAIT TO PLAY
I tried this and mine was- My name is Chian ~ Prodigy My new home is Reverie ~ Under the never sky My job is a dog walker ~ Maybe this time My crushes name is Oliver ~ current and the cure My opening line to my crush was “Go away.” WHEEZE ~ Wicked King I proposed to my crush with some boots ~ Onyx and Ivory The first words of my wedding vows were “You know what to do.” ~ Pretties My honeymoon was in Space ~ Star Wars My sons name is Jeevan ~ UnDivided He had a pet Raven ~ An Enchantment of Ravens Jeevan goes to school at Traditional Beach Academy ~ Christy Miller The core topic of my RUclips channel is trying to save the world ~ Dry My RUclips channels name is Anticipation and Dread ~ Wildcard My channels greeting is ‘yeah I can’t argue with that’ ~ Always never yours My book is called The Stung Homestead ~ The Fever Code The opening of my book is “Marti isn’t feeling well,” Cheyenne said, “I’m going to take her home.” ~ Christy and Todd college years KENJI IS MY KILLER ~ Unravel Me Kenji killed me with a cURTAIN ROD ~ Catching Fire The words on my tombstone are “Shes not as pretty as in the pictures.” ~ Delirium man wasn’t i fun
Title of you’re life: *i didn’t think this would happen to you* A sad tale of John (thereader) George’s life with his wife, grandma Josephine, and their lovely assassin daughter, Lucy.
I did this challenge and got CRAZY 🤪🤪🤪 ANSWERS. I included them below: 1. My name is VOLDEMORT! 2. My new home is TARTARUS! 3. I’m a seamstress (the object I got was cloth) 4. My crush’s name is Fritz. 5. My first words to my crush/coworker are, “That’s right. Ain’t nobody want this job.” 6. I proposed with a TELEPHONE. 7. The first words of my wedding vows are, “Ahem, excuse me, Sire.” 8. My honeymoon is in PANEM. 9. My daughter’s name is Charlene. 10. She had a pet nymph. 11. Charlene goes to school at Chernabog Defensive Academy. 12. The core topic of my YT channel is Physics. 13. My channel’s name is Child of Hades. 14. The intro to my video is, “There’s a lot I’m not clear on.” 15. My book is called Dazzling Spirits, a Paranormal romance by Voldemort. 16. The opening line of my book is, “‘You’ll have to do even better if the uprisings are to be averted,’ he says.” 17. MAVEN is my killer! 18. Maven suffocated me using a TOWEL. 19. The words on my tombstone are, “She pinched the bridge of her nose between her thumb and forefinger.”
Wouldn't the last one actually be wrong? Because dialogue is when one more more people are talking and that just soynds like an action the author wrote. Aka not in quotation marks.
I did it. Results: Name: Jean Louise Home: Terrasen/Erilea Job: Making Metal Statues Lover: Dorian Dialogue: "Torches." Or "Too Cold." Proposal Object: Ladder Vow: "It's his funeral." Honeymoon: Marstock Or The Ocean Child Name: Halina Pet: Wolf School: Executioner Academy RUclips Channel Topic: Knives Channel Name: Caught Gossiping Opening Line: "Follow what your spirit tells you, Zoeybird." Book Title: What to Except From the Dawn Court Book Opening: "What was that, five hours?" Killer: Tamlin Weapon: Bed Tombstone: "It'll ruin it if I can hear you clumping around in those boots."
I did the challenge!! Here's my life: My name is Elizabeth, I live in London I am a pebble collector. I have a crush on Peeta. The first thing I said to Peeta was "Ugh, I haven't even thought of that." I proposed with a blue tooth ear piece. The first line of my vows was "I don't really expect anything from you." We went on a honeymoon to Narnia. We have a child named Will. We got Will a pet Goblin. He attends school at Then No School. My YT channel is about glitter. My channel name is "Silveny" I start every video with "I know what this is!" I wrote a book called "Prison clapped" Caul is trying to murder me! My tombstone reads "OK me too" That's my life 😂😂
My answers: My name is Hermes I live in Hogwarts I am an author My crush is Sadie My first words to her are "Hey, it'll be alright" I proposed with blood The first words of my vows are "A Nimbus Two Thousand" My honeymoon is in New York My child's name is Dudley His pet is a snake The school is The Lost Academy My channel is about death My channel name is Not The Password My intro is "so" My book title is The Kindness of Knives My book starts with "If we're taking the zoo express, we need to hurry" My killer is Draco Malfoy He killed me with fireworks My tombstone says "'Leo dissolved"
When he threw House of Hades, my mind was immediately worried and like 'where did it land?' and Jesse being the relatable reader he is answered my question thank you
I did it an, umm, let's just say it was very interesting 1 Your name Lilly 2 Where you live New York City 3 Job Zoo employee (i got a cage) 4 Your crush Keefe 5 The first piece of dialogue you see is the first thing you say to your crush -- “The plan stays the same regardless” 6 The first item you see is what you propose with -- Chains 7 The first bit of dialogue is the first line of your vows -- “I still can’t believe we’re tracking bigfoot” 8 The place where the book is placed is where you honeymoon is -- The Lost Cities 9 The first name you come across is the name of your child -- Bruce 10 The first animal on the page is the pet your child gets, if there is no animal then the first object is a replacement -- Banshee 11 Using words on the page create the name of a school -- Swan Field Institute 12 Find something on the page that you can use as your core topic for a RUclips channel -- school vlogs, athletics 13 Using words of that page to create a channel name -- Service Area Sweat 14 First piece of dialogue is how you greet our viewers -- “You did it!” 15 From words on that page create a title for a book you are going to be writing -- Murderer Assignment 16 First line you see is how book opens -- “That year your name is entered once” 17 Plot twist! You moved because a murderer was after you. The first character you find is your murderer -- Principal Gupta 18 First object you find is what your killer kills you with -- blue paper 19 First line is the line on your gravestone -- It would mean, in the end, he had still won
I did this challenge. It got slightly weird. New Name- Maya New home place- Hogwarts New Job- Salt collector Crush- Lacey Kilduff First thing said to crush- "And the gentlemen arise" Object to propose with- Planks First line in vows- "Oh Major Merendsen" Honeymoon location- " Camp Halfblood" Baby Name- Hades Object to replace pet- Champagne School name- gigantically disproportionate house RUclips centred object- Teeth RUclips Name- No Barks Appointment RUclips Greeting- What the fuck glasses Book Title- Princess Aerity's Beast Book Opening Line- There's no wood anywhere Killer- Via Pullman Murder Object- Toilet Tombstone Line- He's Gone
I did this challenge with my own books (though I modified it a little because I don’t have as much) 🤪 1. My name is Norbert 2. I live in a kitchen 3. I work at a candy store 4. I have a crush on Hagrid 5. When I meet him, I say ‘Get in here! And walk on the newspaper!’ 6. I proposed to Hagrid with some old wood! 7. My first line of my vows is ‘They don’t play hockey at St Clare’s, they play lacrosse.’ 8. We go on a honeymoon to a grocery store. 9. Are child’s name is Toby. 10. Toby’s pet is a werewolf. 11. His school is called Freedom Long Live Academy. 12. I make a RUclips channel about Archaeological Wonders. 13. It’s called Jacket Street Boxes 14. I greet my viewers by saying ‘I say I say! You surely haven’t taken my prep to burn? She has! Oh, the silly donkey, she’s taken my French prep! 15. I write a book called Fizzing Forests. 16. Its opening line is ‘The snake lifted its ugly triangular head and hissed slightly. The man opened his mouth and let out a scream. 17. My killer’s name is Alison. 18. She kills me with wire 19. My line on my tombstone is ‘He was pleased to see that his photographic self was putting up a good fight and was refusing ti be dragged into view. Extra: My story is called ‘They’re best when they’re fresh!’
Posted August 2019 yet I just tried it today, 2020: 1. Name: Lady Gremlaine 2. Location: Atlantis 3. Job: tattoist 4. Someone special: Merlin 5. What to say: "Just focus on emotion: 6. What will he propose with: crystal 7. First line in vows: "Did I just have that thought?" 8. Honeymoon location: Mountain 9. First child: Holly 10. Pet: Vampire bat 11. School: King Rhian Academy 12. Core topic of my channel: Magical words 13. YT channel name: Mischief 14. Greeting: "Nice to meet you. I really have to go to my class now." 15. Book title: Once Evil 16. Opening line of my book: "Good is cheating." 17. Killer: Carter 18. Weapon: .22 calibre 19. Line on tombstone: "What happened?"
Hi, fellow wings of fire fan! My tombstone will read "something new for Burn's collection" save me. Also, I ended up marrying Albatross and Glory killed me with a ruler.
Idk why, but of all your videos, this is the one that made me pause in the middle and take a moment to appreciate your editing skills. Entertaining and flashy, but not distracting; it's like the manifestation of your reader soul or something.
Ok, I want to play! I'll list the books out, too, in case something pops out at someone haha 1.) My new name is Bethany (:\ I don't like it. Book is Twisted by Laurie Halse Anderson) 2.) I live in....space? The Earth, but it's a mess? unsure which to go with here. Guess it starts in Space, so I'll go with that (The 100 by Kass Morgan) 3.) I'm a doctor (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs. First object was spleen) 4.) My crush's name is Kehaar (Watership Down by Richard Adams. I'm choosing to pretend that's not a bird lol) 5.) I said, "Live in the layers, not on the litter." (The poem is called "The Layers" by Stanley Kunitz. It was a poetry anthology) 6.) I proposed with a silver whistle (The Wizard of Oz by Frank L. Baum) 7.) My vows started with "Tell me who you are!" (The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo) 8.) We honeymooned in Las Vegas, NV (We are Called to Rise by Laura McBride) 9.) Our son's name is Lincoln (Attachments by Rainbow Rowell) 10.) He has a pet bee (The Girl From Everywhere by Heidi Heilig. it's a character's name, but it's also an animal) 11.) He goes to Sisterhood Camp (Someone Like You by Sarah Dessen. The page literally talks about Sisterhood Camp. I didn't make that name up) 12.) My YT channel is about nursery rhymes (Catalyst by Laurie Halse Andersen) 13.)It is called A Very Sad Condition (Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne. Another phrase that was just written on the page that I found hilarious) 14.) I start every video with "Please send Oreos!" (To All The Boys I've Ever Loved by Jenny Han) 15.) My book is called How to Legally Reverse-Engineer the Chinese (Console Wars by Blake J. Harris) 16.) It starts with "Hey! Where are you going? We're all meeting in the lounge!" (The Unidentified by Rae Mariz) 17.)I'm killed by Maire (Atlantia by Ally Condie. I haven't read this yet, so I have no feelings about it one way or the other) 18.)She used dead leaves to suffocate me (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. This was like the ONLY concrete object on the page that is able to be lifted. I was disappointed) 19.)My tombstone reads "Back so soon from the infirmary? We worried you'd died" (Spin the Dawn by Elizabeth Lim. This was my favorite accidental discovery lol)
What is the new outro it's so different how long have u been doing this and I wasn't paying attention to it. Keep reading what your heart desires?! Was this ur outro during the Jesse challenge?! Was it this?! Has it been so long?!
I know I'm late but I actually did this and here are my results: Name: Robin (19 years old) Living in: Scotland Occupation: Blueberry jam maker (object was blueberry bush) Crush: Meral (8 YEARS OLD) first sentence to her: "We're going to Hawaii!" proposing with: my daily dosis of medication Beginning of vows: "Dad, I crushed the car" Honeymoon in: a deserted treehouse somewhere in Germany Child's Name: Shirley MacLaine Her pet/object: 2 coins Her school: Hogwarts My channels topic: Parents' reactions to their kids behaviour Channel name: BackpackFather Greeting: "Jem, are those Ewells sittin' down yonder?" Book title: A Vampire's Death Bell Opening: "Fine then, keep crying" my murderers: Fred and George Killing me with: a knife Written on tombstone: "What was wrong with him?" I have to say... I hoped for something more exciting this life but oh well...
Thought I’ll share my outcome of the “flip the book” challenge 😊 Name: Bilbo Location: Hell (in my own chamber in satan’s castle) Job: a tanner (my word was wool-fell) Love interest: Courtney Lawrence First words to her: “But I’m not an inanimate object... I’m a person” Propose with: a white flag Start of vows: “Yes?” - in an intrigued voice Honeymoon location: Hogwarts Firstborn: Monica Monica’s pet: fish Monica’s school: the gryffindoor dorm (I have zero imagination, but I hope it means that she kinda goes to hogwarts 😈) Topic of yt Channel: videogames Yt Channel name: Reindeer Flotilla Setec Astronomy (which is kinda a reference to a book with videogames) Yt intro: “Let’s just play” Booktitle: Blood to his heels First line: “just to - just to be clear,” My killer: Robin Ellacott Killed by: gold teeth (in my native language the words are pulled together as one word - which I translated to english, so it still counts) And my gravestone will say: “Very bad indeed.”
John, a baseball bat maker from Massachusetts, proposed to the elderly Grandma Josephine with a colour-coded camp uniform. The motive behind such a sudden decision is unknown, but theories have suggested that on their first meeting, John recognised Josephine as the grandmother of a wealthy factory owner and decided to marry her for the money. On her part, Josephine was very flattered by the offer, and since she was tired from Grandpa Joe’s antics and old age, she left him for John. Another theory is that he was enchanted by a mysterious being, and during the wedding he managed to temporarily break free from the spell just as Josephine was walking up the aisle in her old wedding dress and in his surprise he blurted out “What’s that!”, before going back under enchantment. This may have been the reason why the couple missed their 9pm flight from New York to London due to a heated argument, therefore missing the chance to go to Narnia through the wardrobe. That did not deter them, however, from being busy busy busy, and very soon introduced a daughter to the world; Lucy. This was a miracle due to Josephine’s age, and because of this, Lucy had a troubled childhood and when she was five she found a bear cub close to her house and kept it as a pet. A worried John saw the bear as a nuisance, a hazard to the family, and an extra mouth to feed and therefore decided to send Lucy away to the ‘Punch Fist Academy’ (Personally I would’ve preferred ‘The Institute of Time-Standing Temples’, but whatever). The bear cub was not allowed to attend the academy with Lucy so John used it as an animal model for winter clothes on his newly made youtube channel ‘Jabbering ball of energy’, possibly referencing the small energetic creature. His trademark opening would be “Kers La!” where he on numerous occasions would state that it is a type of greeting said in north Siberia (Spoiler Alert: it’s not, but can somewhat be used as a greeting nonetheless when it is translated to English). The mistreatment of the cub caught PETA’s attention and they rescued it from John’s cruel hands. He was only given a warning and nothing else, angering many animal rights activists who believed the organisation was bribed by John. It certainly did not help when they all arrived to work in new expensive cars the next day. As for John himself, he changed the channel to a mukbang channel where he eats ice-cream made from Charlie’s chocolate factory and gets rich of being sponsored by them. While making videos, he also begins writing a couple of books. His first, a series of short fictional eroticas called ‘The sugar toothpaste: A thousand romantic mysteries’, was a great success and the opening line of “Without looking up, she motions me to one of her chairs” became iconic. He went on to write a second book, a semi-autobiography with more romantic stories that either happened in his life or were based of true events. In one of these anecdotes a girl called Lila is mentioned heavily and explicitly. Naturally, Lila is embarrassed and furious about the whole thing and decides to go on a revenge murder. She uses her dad’s old pick up truck and runs over John while he was setting up a mukbang video outside. John did not survive the impact. Josephine died of old age later on the same day. Lucy was trained as a high skilled assassin and later came back and avenged her father. She was last seen at the grave of her parents, reading the words on their tombstone “We are all what our pass has made us”. - Silent Secrets and Loud Sins - (from ‘The eye of the world)
I literally COULD NOT stop laughing at this. You have such a beautiful shelf full of fantastic books but... Thank you for making me laugh, I loved this video!!!! :)))
1. My new name is GRIFFIN. 2. My new home is THURMOND, a "rehabilitation camp". 3. My new job is making CLOAKS. 4. My crush's name is CITRA. 5. The first thing I say to Citra is, "That's our rabbi." (A rabbi is a Jewish teacher). 6. I proposed with OLD TOYS. 7. The first words of my wedding vows were, "Little tyke." 8. The location of our honeymoon is at BILTMORE ESTATE. 9. My baby's name is PEETA. 10. Peeta has a pet FISH. 11. Peeta goes to school at the HOW TO KILL AN IMMORTAL SOUL ACADEMY. 12. I talk about TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS in my RUclips channel. 13. My channel is called WHEN OZ GIVES ME A HEART. 14. The intro to my video is, " 'Another sweater from Mum . . . maroon again . . . see if you've got one.' " 15. My book is called HOGSMEADE, ZONKO'S, AND THE HOSPITAL WING. 16. The first line in my book is, "Yes, that was true." 17. My killer is COUNT OLAF. 18. Count Olaf uses a SOFA to kill me. 19. My tombstone says, "A few students gave it their best shot."
How I find strenght in my grim home "An eternal sob" Wow I didn't expect to invest that much time making up a title hahaha Queen of shadows by Sarah J. Maas (the page is exactly when Rowan finds Aelin after some weeks)
I did the challenge and here’s what I got: Name: Janie (Mr. Popper’s Penguins) Town: Hamilton, New Jersey (Save Me A Seat) Job: Writer (I got parchment in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) Love Interest: Horace (We Hear The Dead) First Words: “It will.” (Wings of Fire: Winter Turning) Proposal gift: A statue (Unwanteds) First sentence of our vows: “Back to our old kingdom, of course.” (Wings of Fire: Talons of Power) Honeymoon destination: Giant Country (The BFG) Child’s name: Ethan (Bailey’s Story: A Dog’s Purpose Novel) Ethan’s pet: Wolf (Aesop’s Fables) Ethan’s school: Melissa Griffen Institute (Swindle) My YT channel core: baking (I used milk and bread from The Boxcar Children #1) The channel name: Forkfuls of Food (The Upstairs Room) Opening line: “Is it much longer?” (The Devil’s Arithmetic) My book title: The President Situation (Land of Stories: An Authors Odyssey) Opening line of the book: “Why I meant to, Marilla.” (Anne of Green Gables) The killer: Lucy (The Last Holiday Concert) Weapon: A winter coat (Before I Let Go) Words on my tombstone: “Thank you...” (Hatchet)
I loved the video!! It was great and a really fun idea. I watched it with my brother and we were laughing at loud everytime. Plus, the editing is AMAZING. Keep it up!!
PLOT TWIST: your daughter who you sent off to Assassin academy joins your killers cult and gets them the truck that she uses to kill you when Josephine finds out she sets off in search of your long lost daughter and comes across Lucy in her bear on one of their assassin-Esque missions Josephine and your daughter get into an argument and your daughter Lucy ends up killing Josephine after she injured her bear. the bear passes away and Lucy mourns it more than she mourns you. you become reincarnated as a small polar bear cub yourself. still having all of your memories from your human life you train with Lucy and once your murderer invites lucy back to her headquarters you kill your killer. Lucy finally realizes what she has done and who you are and flees the U.S. where she grew up and finds herself in Alaska with an abandoned child whose parents were the cult leader and some random person she hooked up with on the streets. as the remains of the cult search for Lucy, she suffers through her PTSD and raises the small child named (your choice) with you still as the bear by her side trying to be the comfort your daughter needed when you sent her off to boarding school. Once the child grows older it meets a small cat which turns out to be a tiger cub of a poachers prize animal which he kept inc captivity the young child has your daughter's quick temper and runs away to kill its friend's mothers captor when you realize the cub is Josephine trying to help her adopted grandson have a friend even if it means following his adopted mothers footsteps. Josephine does not realize who you are however and when Lucy comes after her son with you when he sets off to kill the poacher Josephine kills Lucy in revenge and you in just a strange urge for bloodshed. Your wife Josephine was an old retired Assasin herself and had helped the killer find you and that is why she had been eager to send Lucy to an Assasin school. She had been forced to accept your proposal and have a daughter with you. If you read this far thank you!!! I just felt like this would be a funny wraparound way to see all the weird possibilities that happened in this video come to a quick end
“I live in the muggle world it’s saddddd”= story of my life
*cries bc it's sinking in how much it sucks to not have magical powers *
I wish I didn't live in the muggle world even the hunger games would be better than the muggle world
I legit spent all day in Harry Potter, editing a super special video and reading it and then I just ate dinner and watched this video. As he said that I realise "I'm not there" and I just felt completely sad. You have no idea...
*sobs*
Honestly, we all would he dead within the day if we did live in a magical world.
"Do you, John, take Grandma Josephine to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"...What's that???"
This video killed me!
This comment killed me 😂😂
Isn't grandma Josephine in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
@@dandy_candy835 that’s the point. Watch the video
John and Grandma Josephine 4ever
♥️😍😘🥰💖😽💋👅⚾️💑💘👵🏻
we stan them in this household
There’s this French song called J’aime ta grandmere and I just got flashbacks
My new otp
Karina Cole JoJo 4EVA 😂❤️😍💕🙈
JOHNSAPHINE
I think i win on Wedding Vows, mine was:
"What the--hey, who are you?"
demi rae That’s amazing.
@@sarahmorris4575Right? I couldn't plan that if i tried haha
🤣🤣🤣
demi rae mine was “Bye Rue.” Honestly is there anything more depressing 😂
@@srenz2802 oof
8:50 Your opening line for your vows is gonna be "What's that"
15:13 Your opening line for RUclips is gonna be "What's this"
Coincidence? I think not.
It's a metaphor for their relationship: "that" as they were not so close at first, but "this" made "Johnsephine" a happily married couple 🙂
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Lmao!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My answers to this tag - get ready for well weirdness I guess!
1. My name is Acorna
2. My new home is Memphis
3. I’m a sculptor, I make Gargoyles
4. My crush’s name is Oscar
5. My first words to my crush/coworker are,"People of the Gods"
6. I proposed with Ships
7. The first words of my wedding vows are, “Too old"
8. My honeymoon is in Outer Mongolia
9. My daughter’s name is Patsy
10. She had a pet puppy
11. Patsy goes to school at Chthonia Defense Academy
12. The core topic of my RUclips channel is Stealth and Camoflage
13. My channel’s name is Crazy Police Mannequins
14. The intro to my video is, “Do you have a section on magisters please?"
15. My book is called Charms surrounding vamp's tension
16. The opening line of my book is, “Here I am.”
17. My killer is Mabel
18. I was killed with a bar of soap
19. The words on my tombstone are, “So you intend for me to wear this ring?"
Imagine if 7 and 19 were swapped, it would make so much more sense but the books have spoken >.
How come nobody proposed with a ring?????? Oh well.... Lolz!
😂😂😂
The intro to your channel is “What’s this?” Clearly, your intro is a reference to your true love, Grandma Josephine!👵
The first line of your vows was “What’s that?”
I was killed by Ron Weasley with a hairbrush and the words on my tombstone are 'So it's settled'.
*Wow*
"I'm interested in Grandma Josephine"
*Charlie Bucket has left the chat*
LAUGHING OUT LOUD 😂😂😂
*grandpa George has left the chat*
...
Grandma Josephine has left the chat
LMAO
JESSE THIS CHALLENGE IS AMAZING IM CACKLING AND IM SORRY OF ALL THOSE 111,000 WORD AGAIN BUT BETTER GAVE U WATS THAT FOR VOWS BUT ALSO LOLS FOREVER. THANKS FOR ALL THESE FUN CHALLENGES YOU'RE PUTTING OUT INTO THE UNIVERSE. I CANT WAIT TO PLAY
I love these types of videos that you make! I think they're so creative and fun. You're pretty much the coolest book-loving guy ever
I tried this and mine was-
My name is Chian ~ Prodigy
My new home is Reverie ~ Under the never sky
My job is a dog walker ~ Maybe this time
My crushes name is Oliver ~ current and the cure
My opening line to my crush was “Go away.” WHEEZE ~ Wicked King
I proposed to my crush with some boots ~ Onyx and Ivory
The first words of my wedding vows were “You know what to do.” ~ Pretties
My honeymoon was in Space ~ Star Wars
My sons name is Jeevan ~ UnDivided
He had a pet Raven ~ An Enchantment of Ravens
Jeevan goes to school at Traditional Beach Academy ~ Christy Miller
The core topic of my RUclips channel is trying to save the world ~ Dry
My RUclips channels name is Anticipation and Dread ~ Wildcard
My channels greeting is ‘yeah I can’t argue with that’ ~ Always never yours
My book is called The Stung Homestead ~ The Fever Code
The opening of my book is “Marti isn’t feeling well,” Cheyenne said, “I’m going to take her home.” ~ Christy and Todd college years
KENJI IS MY KILLER ~ Unravel Me
Kenji killed me with a cURTAIN ROD ~ Catching Fire
The words on my tombstone are “Shes not as pretty as in the pictures.” ~ Delirium
man wasn’t i fun
Harry Potter am I the only one that would accept boots instead of a ring?
Gotta say, I really like the books on your shelf! A lot of good ones on there.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who read “Marti isn’t feeling well,” Cheyenne said, “I’m going to take her home” as “Martini is t feeling well…
Title of you’re life:
*i didn’t think this would happen to you*
A sad tale of John (thereader) George’s life with his wife, grandma Josephine, and their lovely assassin daughter, Lucy.
f a n t a s t i c
I feel like that fits pretty well 😂.
How is it possible to laugh for 20 minutes straight! You’re so creative, I love your videos.
no one: peAsE LeT tHiS bE a NoRmaL viDeO
everyone: wITh jEsSe? NO WAY!
wHaT iZ n0rMal???? idk her
Is that a magic school bus reference I see? 😏
@@TiredHeathen101 Why yes, yes it is…
@@ninaelmoyan3478 It made my day. Thank you! 😁
This strongly reminds me of Magic School Bus.
"Whats that?"
"What's this?"
Jon is very confused.
I did this challenge and got CRAZY 🤪🤪🤪 ANSWERS. I included them below:
1. My name is VOLDEMORT!
2. My new home is TARTARUS!
3. I’m a seamstress (the object I got was cloth)
4. My crush’s name is Fritz.
5. My first words to my crush/coworker are, “That’s right. Ain’t nobody want this job.”
6. I proposed with a TELEPHONE.
7. The first words of my wedding vows are, “Ahem, excuse me, Sire.”
8. My honeymoon is in PANEM.
9. My daughter’s name is Charlene.
10. She had a pet nymph.
11. Charlene goes to school at Chernabog Defensive Academy.
12. The core topic of my YT channel is Physics.
13. My channel’s name is Child of Hades.
14. The intro to my video is, “There’s a lot I’m not clear on.”
15. My book is called Dazzling Spirits, a Paranormal romance by Voldemort.
16. The opening line of my book is, “‘You’ll have to do even better if the uprisings are to be averted,’ he says.”
17. MAVEN is my killer!
18. Maven suffocated me using a TOWEL.
19. The words on my tombstone are, “She pinched the bridge of her nose between her thumb and forefinger.”
Wouldn't the last one actually be wrong? Because dialogue is when one more more people are talking and that just soynds like an action the author wrote. Aka not in quotation marks.
You name is Voldemort?! That's hilarious hahaha omg
Maven like the evil little jerk from Red Queen?
Lillian Parker YAAAAS!!
"Dazzling Spirits, a paranormal romance by Voldemort" I laughed so hard.
I did it.
Results:
Name: Jean Louise
Home: Terrasen/Erilea
Job: Making Metal Statues
Lover: Dorian
Dialogue: "Torches." Or "Too Cold."
Proposal Object: Ladder
Vow: "It's his funeral."
Honeymoon: Marstock Or The Ocean
Child Name: Halina
Pet: Wolf
School: Executioner Academy
RUclips Channel Topic: Knives
Channel Name: Caught Gossiping
Opening Line: "Follow what your spirit tells you, Zoeybird."
Book Title: What to Except From the Dawn Court
Book Opening: "What was that, five hours?"
Killer: Tamlin
Weapon: Bed
Tombstone: "It'll ruin it if I can hear you clumping around in those boots."
"do you take Dorian to be your husband?"
"iT's HiS fUnErAL."
Zoovi
😂😂
Jesse's vows: Whats that?
Jesse's RUclips intro: Kers La?
You know, it works
Somehow I don't think John has a great vocabulary! 🤣 (Knows multiple languages tho)
Jay Standiford I thought the same thing 😂
I did the challenge!! Here's my life: My name is Elizabeth, I live in London I am a pebble collector. I have a crush on Peeta. The first thing I said to Peeta was "Ugh, I haven't even thought of that." I proposed with a blue tooth ear piece. The first line of my vows was "I don't really expect anything from you." We went on a honeymoon to Narnia. We have a child named Will. We got Will a pet Goblin. He attends school at Then No School. My YT channel is about glitter. My channel name is "Silveny" I start every video with "I know what this is!" I wrote a book called "Prison clapped" Caul is trying to murder me! My tombstone reads "OK me too"
That's my life 😂😂
"I don't really expect anything from you"? wow, what a lovely wedding vow
Did you get 'Silveny' from Keeper of the Lost Cities (one of the books in the series?)
ErAmGr11 i was wondering that too
My thought was: if you had a video collab with Jesse your greetings would match soooo well 😂
OMG, WE DIED LAUGHING!
I’ve have never laughed so hard!!😂😂😂😂 This is the best booktube challenge ever! Movie title: Awful Death
I can believe that 😅😅.
“I already live in the muggle world .. it’s sad”
*gets grandma Josephine as a spouse*
Ah.. it gets sadder .. 🤣
Lifetime movie title brought to you by page 234 of Scarlet: "A fling with Grandma"
"A Martyr's Agenda to a Camping Retreat with Grandma" - Run Away by Harlen Coben
My answers:
My name is Hermes
I live in Hogwarts
I am an author
My crush is Sadie
My first words to her are "Hey, it'll be alright"
I proposed with blood
The first words of my vows are "A Nimbus Two Thousand"
My honeymoon is in New York
My child's name is Dudley
His pet is a snake
The school is The Lost Academy
My channel is about death
My channel name is Not The Password
My intro is "so"
My book title is The Kindness of Knives
My book starts with "If we're taking the zoo express, we need to hurry"
My killer is Draco Malfoy
He killed me with fireworks
My tombstone says "'Leo dissolved"
Jesse: Can we just go to a place with magic
Me: thinks of every fanasty book set in New York...
Percy Jackson!!!
Kaitlin R I would say city of bones but I’m not sure if that is set in new york
@@samargin it is
@@samargin yep, TMI is set in Brooklyn, NYC
The mortal instruments
When he threw House of Hades, my mind was immediately worried and like 'where did it land?' and Jesse being the relatable reader he is answered my question thank you
Your hyperness and editing always gives me energy 😂
i'm glad!! *runs around the room 10 times *
@@jessethereader lol😂
SAME
Oh my gosh Jesse this is so creative and FUNNY😂! I always love your creativity!!✨✨
Plot twist: John is the one hiding from the Radio Hustler
This is what happens in the sequel
Dont spoil it!
And the hustler is Lilah. That’s why she killed him.
I did it an, umm, let's just say it was very interesting
1 Your name Lilly
2 Where you live New York City
3 Job Zoo employee (i got a cage)
4 Your crush Keefe
5 The first piece of dialogue you see is the first thing you say to your crush -- “The plan stays the same regardless”
6 The first item you see is what you propose with -- Chains
7 The first bit of dialogue is the first line of your vows -- “I still can’t believe we’re tracking bigfoot”
8 The place where the book is placed is where you honeymoon is -- The Lost Cities
9 The first name you come across is the name of your child -- Bruce
10 The first animal on the page is the pet your child gets, if there is no animal then the first object is a replacement -- Banshee
11 Using words on the page create the name of a school -- Swan Field Institute
12 Find something on the page that you can use as your core topic for a RUclips channel -- school vlogs, athletics
13 Using words of that page to create a channel name -- Service Area Sweat
14 First piece of dialogue is how you greet our viewers -- “You did it!”
15 From words on that page create a title for a book you are going to be writing -- Murderer Assignment
16 First line you see is how book opens -- “That year your name is entered once”
17 Plot twist! You moved because a murderer was after you. The first character you find is your murderer -- Principal Gupta
18 First object you find is what your killer kills you with -- blue paper
19 First line is the line on your gravestone -- It would mean, in the end, he had still won
No one else:
Me: SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BOOK
ME
Why is that so me lmao
I did this challenge. It got slightly weird.
New Name- Maya
New home place- Hogwarts
New Job- Salt collector
Crush- Lacey Kilduff
First thing said to crush- "And the gentlemen arise"
Object to propose with- Planks
First line in vows- "Oh Major Merendsen"
Honeymoon location- " Camp Halfblood"
Baby Name- Hades
Object to replace pet- Champagne
School name- gigantically disproportionate house
RUclips centred object- Teeth
RUclips Name- No Barks Appointment
RUclips Greeting- What the fuck glasses
Book Title- Princess Aerity's Beast
Book Opening Line- There's no wood anywhere
Killer- Via Pullman
Murder Object- Toilet
Tombstone Line- He's Gone
Nice video, John😂😂
LOL GRACIAS
I did this challenge with my own books (though I modified it a little because I don’t have as much) 🤪
1. My name is Norbert
2. I live in a kitchen
3. I work at a candy store
4. I have a crush on Hagrid
5. When I meet him, I say ‘Get in here! And walk on the newspaper!’
6. I proposed to Hagrid with some old wood!
7. My first line of my vows is ‘They don’t play hockey at St Clare’s, they play lacrosse.’
8. We go on a honeymoon to a grocery store.
9. Are child’s name is Toby.
10. Toby’s pet is a werewolf.
11. His school is called Freedom Long Live Academy.
12. I make a RUclips channel about Archaeological Wonders.
13. It’s called Jacket Street Boxes
14. I greet my viewers by saying ‘I say I say! You surely haven’t taken my prep to burn? She has! Oh, the silly donkey, she’s taken my French prep!
15. I write a book called Fizzing Forests.
16. Its opening line is ‘The snake lifted its ugly triangular head and hissed slightly. The man opened his mouth and let out a scream.
17. My killer’s name is Alison.
18. She kills me with wire
19. My line on my tombstone is ‘He was pleased to see that his photographic self was putting up a good fight and was refusing ti be dragged into view.
Extra: My story is called ‘They’re best when they’re fresh!’
your ship name can't be jessephine if your (new) name is John :D
Jophine? Jonhphine?
JoJo
Josephohn
Johnephine?
JOHNSOPHINE
Posted August 2019 yet I just tried it today, 2020:
1. Name: Lady Gremlaine
2. Location: Atlantis
3. Job: tattoist
4. Someone special: Merlin
5. What to say: "Just focus on emotion:
6. What will he propose with: crystal
7. First line in vows: "Did I just have that thought?"
8. Honeymoon location: Mountain
9. First child: Holly
10. Pet: Vampire bat
11. School: King Rhian Academy
12. Core topic of my channel: Magical words
13. YT channel name: Mischief
14. Greeting: "Nice to meet you. I really have to go to my class now."
15. Book title: Once Evil
16. Opening line of my book: "Good is cheating."
17. Killer: Carter
18. Weapon: .22 calibre
19. Line on tombstone: "What happened?"
Page 234 of “ Summer Of Lost and Found”
Movie Title: “Death in A Odd Place”😬
#JohnandJosephineforlife
The words on my tombstone were “No! You can’t prevent it.”
I’m so proud
I came up with "Likes grandma". I used Scarlet by Marissa Meyer.
The title of your life according to page 234 of Wings of Fire: Talons of Power...
"Losing it, bit by bit"
panda cricket Is it bad that this kinda fits?
Hi, fellow wings of fire fan! My tombstone will read "something new for Burn's collection" save me. Also, I ended up marrying Albatross and Glory killed me with a ruler.
Jessies book shelves look especially... *bookish* and tidy today... Love You Jessie!
bookshelf snapped
but seriously my other bookshelf is a disaster it's all a lie
Ohhh.
Interesting... The Tea!
"Lies!" - Harry Potter
Idk why, but of all your videos, this is the one that made me pause in the middle and take a moment to appreciate your editing skills. Entertaining and flashy, but not distracting; it's like the manifestation of your reader soul or something.
Jesseeee, you have to stop creating these awesome challenges because I wanna film 'em all! Hahaha
haha! i hope you do this one! EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO WEIRD.
Will do!!! Weirdness is cool! 🤣🤣🤣
"Do you know why she chose him?" Song of Achilles
Honestly I'd like to know why Josephine said yes to those uniforms 😂
Married: “what’s this”
Begins channel: “what’s that”
PLEASE do this more often! This challenge has so much potential! And i laughed so hard watching it!
Was that a reference to Taeyong from NCT?😂
YES OMG I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GET IT BLESS YOU
What part was it?
ok so I'm a fan of NCT but I did not know this! When did taeyong said that?
Ok, I want to play! I'll list the books out, too, in case something pops out at someone haha
1.) My new name is Bethany (:\ I don't like it. Book is Twisted by Laurie Halse Anderson)
2.) I live in....space? The Earth, but it's a mess? unsure which to go with here. Guess it starts in Space, so I'll go with that (The 100 by Kass Morgan)
3.) I'm a doctor (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs. First object was spleen)
4.) My crush's name is Kehaar (Watership Down by Richard Adams. I'm choosing to pretend that's not a bird lol)
5.) I said, "Live in the layers, not on the litter." (The poem is called "The Layers" by Stanley Kunitz. It was a poetry anthology)
6.) I proposed with a silver whistle (The Wizard of Oz by Frank L. Baum)
7.) My vows started with "Tell me who you are!" (The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo)
8.) We honeymooned in Las Vegas, NV (We are Called to Rise by Laura McBride)
9.) Our son's name is Lincoln (Attachments by Rainbow Rowell)
10.) He has a pet bee (The Girl From Everywhere by Heidi Heilig. it's a character's name, but it's also an animal)
11.) He goes to Sisterhood Camp (Someone Like You by Sarah Dessen. The page literally talks about Sisterhood Camp. I didn't make that name up)
12.) My YT channel is about nursery rhymes (Catalyst by Laurie Halse Andersen)
13.)It is called A Very Sad Condition (Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne. Another phrase that was just written on the page that I found hilarious)
14.) I start every video with "Please send Oreos!" (To All The Boys I've Ever Loved by Jenny Han)
15.) My book is called How to Legally Reverse-Engineer the Chinese (Console Wars by Blake J. Harris)
16.) It starts with "Hey! Where are you going? We're all meeting in the lounge!" (The Unidentified by Rae Mariz)
17.)I'm killed by Maire (Atlantia by Ally Condie. I haven't read this yet, so I have no feelings about it one way or the other)
18.)She used dead leaves to suffocate me (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. This was like the ONLY concrete object on the page that is able to be lifted. I was disappointed)
19.)My tombstone reads "Back so soon from the infirmary? We worried you'd died" (Spin the Dawn by Elizabeth Lim. This was my favorite accidental discovery lol)
Honestly i ship John and grandma Josephine 😂😂😂😂
This is a pretty dope and fun tag. Once I have my books all nice on shelves when I move out I will definitely do this!
Soooo.... I flipped to page 234 of Wayfarer by Alexandra Bracken, and IT’S LITERALLY BLANK 😂😂😂
Like my Midnight For Charlie Bones book!😂 So I ended up picking another one.
4:16 Jesse you should be grateful you get baseball bat
Since when I tried this I go Mint flavoured bum wipes ;-;
Lmao
What are you reading??!! 😂😂😂
i got blood ;) i’m an assassin
What is the new outro it's so different how long have u been doing this and I wasn't paying attention to it. Keep reading what your heart desires?! Was this ur outro during the Jesse challenge?! Was it this?! Has it been so long?!
I know I'm late but I actually did this and here are my results:
Name: Robin (19 years old)
Living in: Scotland
Occupation: Blueberry jam maker (object was blueberry bush)
Crush: Meral (8 YEARS OLD)
first sentence to her: "We're going to Hawaii!"
proposing with: my daily dosis of medication
Beginning of vows: "Dad, I crushed the car"
Honeymoon in: a deserted treehouse somewhere in Germany
Child's Name: Shirley MacLaine
Her pet/object: 2 coins
Her school: Hogwarts
My channels topic: Parents' reactions to their kids behaviour
Channel name: BackpackFather
Greeting: "Jem, are those Ewells sittin' down yonder?"
Book title: A Vampire's Death Bell
Opening: "Fine then, keep crying"
my murderers: Fred and George
Killing me with: a knife
Written on tombstone: "What was wrong with him?"
I have to say...
I hoped for something more exciting this life but oh well...
Jessie just created a new, intense version of M.A.S.H.
The book creation part is actually a really good exercise to brainstorm writing ideas!!!
JESSEPHINE I thought of that a second before you said it lol WhAt's tHaT?
WE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH
@@stineandthebooks XD
This is comedy GOLD. The editing enhances it 1000%. Absolutely love this.
the used the book Queen Of Air And Darkness by Cassandra Clare and got the title "exhaustion and mistakes"
😂😂😂 I love how dull everything was! Other than your romance with Grandma Josephine!
Lucy. Lila. Grandma Josephine. Jesse. John
No one:
Jesse: Ya basic
Oh my .... you and Grandma Josephine seem to have had quite the life. Awesome challenge you created. =0)
the devastating Lucy ( i picked sing you home by jodi piccoult)
OMG! Jessie you should write that book. I would SO read it!💜
I miss when you used to say Bye-chu. It rolls of the tongue well.
4:17 Baseball bat huh, im guessing coach hedge made a showing
Thought I’ll share my outcome of the “flip the book” challenge 😊
Name: Bilbo
Location: Hell (in my own chamber in satan’s castle)
Job: a tanner (my word was wool-fell)
Love interest: Courtney Lawrence
First words to her: “But I’m not an inanimate object... I’m a person”
Propose with: a white flag
Start of vows: “Yes?” - in an intrigued voice
Honeymoon location: Hogwarts
Firstborn: Monica
Monica’s pet: fish
Monica’s school: the gryffindoor dorm (I have zero imagination, but I hope it means that she kinda goes to hogwarts 😈)
Topic of yt Channel: videogames
Yt Channel name: Reindeer Flotilla Setec Astronomy (which is kinda a reference to a book with videogames)
Yt intro: “Let’s just play”
Booktitle: Blood to his heels
First line: “just to - just to be clear,”
My killer: Robin Ellacott
Killed by: gold teeth (in my native language the words are pulled together as one word - which I translated to english, so it still counts)
And my gravestone will say: “Very bad indeed.”
John, a baseball bat maker from Massachusetts, proposed to the elderly Grandma Josephine with a colour-coded camp uniform. The motive behind such a sudden decision is unknown, but theories have suggested that on their first meeting, John recognised Josephine as the grandmother of a wealthy factory owner and decided to marry her for the money. On her part, Josephine was very flattered by the offer, and since she was tired from Grandpa Joe’s antics and old age, she left him for John. Another theory is that he was enchanted by a mysterious being, and during the wedding he managed to temporarily break free from the spell just as Josephine was walking up the aisle in her old wedding dress and in his surprise he blurted out “What’s that!”, before going back under enchantment. This may have been the reason why the couple missed their 9pm flight from New York to London due to a heated argument, therefore missing the chance to go to Narnia through the wardrobe. That did not deter them, however, from being busy busy busy, and very soon introduced a daughter to the world; Lucy. This was a miracle due to Josephine’s age, and because of this, Lucy had a troubled childhood and when she was five she found a bear cub close to her house and kept it as a pet. A worried John saw the bear as a nuisance, a hazard to the family, and an extra mouth to feed and therefore decided to send Lucy away to the ‘Punch Fist Academy’ (Personally I would’ve preferred ‘The Institute of Time-Standing Temples’, but whatever). The bear cub was not allowed to attend the academy with Lucy so John used it as an animal model for winter clothes on his newly made youtube channel ‘Jabbering ball of energy’, possibly referencing the small energetic creature. His trademark opening would be “Kers La!” where he on numerous occasions would state that it is a type of greeting said in north Siberia (Spoiler Alert: it’s not, but can somewhat be used as a greeting nonetheless when it is translated to English). The mistreatment of the cub caught PETA’s attention and they rescued it from John’s cruel hands. He was only given a warning and nothing else, angering many animal rights activists who believed the organisation was bribed by John. It certainly did not help when they all arrived to work in new expensive cars the next day. As for John himself, he changed the channel to a mukbang channel where he eats ice-cream made from Charlie’s chocolate factory and gets rich of being sponsored by them. While making videos, he also begins writing a couple of books. His first, a series of short fictional eroticas called ‘The sugar toothpaste: A thousand romantic mysteries’, was a great success and the opening line of “Without looking up, she motions me to one of her chairs” became iconic. He went on to write a second book, a semi-autobiography with more romantic stories that either happened in his life or were based of true events. In one of these anecdotes a girl called Lila is mentioned heavily and explicitly. Naturally, Lila is embarrassed and furious about the whole thing and decides to go on a revenge murder. She uses her dad’s old pick up truck and runs over John while he was setting up a mukbang video outside. John did not survive the impact. Josephine died of old age later on the same day. Lucy was trained as a high skilled assassin and later came back and avenged her father. She was last seen at the grave of her parents, reading the words on their tombstone “We are all what our pass has made us”.
- Silent Secrets and Loud Sins - (from ‘The eye of the world)
Stopped watching a jessethereader video to watch this. Jesse makes my life so much better :D
Same😁
ha! thank you for watching!
@jessethereader: always a pleasure! thank you for making such amazing videos that make my day go from meh to YEETOTHEHAW
This challenge is AMAZING I’m so glad you created this ❤️ John is just a normal guy, living a normal life, surrounded by amazing people
I did the wedding vow thing and got “You’re hideous, you know that right?”
Can anyone guess the book that’s from
how did my brain know instantly it's from hunger games
@@d_diya29 What part of Hunger Games? I cant for the life of me remember
😂 I lost it when he fell for Grandma Josephine
Clicked so fast i didn't even see the title. The movie title would be the omega god was heavy
you didn't miss much with the title. it's pretty generic.
@@jessethereader like your life.....................
how are you so creative? like this editing style. we stan.
The movie would be called 'Snowbound Settelment."
The book I used was, Fire Star by D'Lacey. #3. In the Last Dragon Chronicles.
This is basically MASH played with books. 😂 Love the fun content, Jesse! ❤️
I'm DYING at how this backfired 😂😂😂
I literally COULD NOT stop laughing at this. You have such a beautiful shelf full of fantastic books but...
Thank you for making me laugh, I loved this video!!!! :)))
The first thing I'll say to my future partner is "okay then, bye"
And I'm gonna purpose with the next door neighbours lawnmower.
1. My new name is GRIFFIN.
2. My new home is THURMOND, a "rehabilitation camp".
3. My new job is making CLOAKS.
4. My crush's name is CITRA.
5. The first thing I say to Citra is, "That's our rabbi." (A rabbi is a Jewish teacher).
6. I proposed with OLD TOYS.
7. The first words of my wedding vows were, "Little tyke."
8. The location of our honeymoon is at BILTMORE ESTATE.
9. My baby's name is PEETA.
10. Peeta has a pet FISH.
11. Peeta goes to school at the HOW TO KILL AN IMMORTAL SOUL ACADEMY.
12. I talk about TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS in my RUclips channel.
13. My channel is called WHEN OZ GIVES ME A HEART.
14. The intro to my video is, " 'Another sweater from Mum . . . maroon again . . . see if you've got one.' "
15. My book is called HOGSMEADE, ZONKO'S, AND THE HOSPITAL WING.
16. The first line in my book is, "Yes, that was true."
17. My killer is COUNT OLAF.
18. Count Olaf uses a SOFA to kill me.
19. My tombstone says, "A few students gave it their best shot."
This is a really cool challenge! ❤️😂
thanks!! it's pretty weird, but WHAT'S NEW WITH ME??
I genuinely love how chaotic John's life is lol. It just kept gettin funnier at each page flip.
I basically never laugh out loud while watching youtube but this video did :D
I thought this was GREAT!!! You made me laugh out loud multiple times. Thanks for the good time!
How I find strenght in my grim home "An eternal sob"
Wow I didn't expect to invest that much time making up a title hahaha
Queen of shadows by Sarah J. Maas (the page is exactly when Rowan finds Aelin after some weeks)
love your imagination, enthusiasm and energy!!! love all your videos, keep it up!!!
“What’s that?” “My love for you.” Boom you have yourself some vows
this looks like so much fun. Please do it again! I hope you and grandma Josephine get to have beautiful chickens! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I hope you're reading left and right."
*Manga readers are quaking*
This was the most fun I've had watching videos in ages. Thank you!
I did the challenge and here’s what I got:
Name: Janie (Mr. Popper’s Penguins)
Town: Hamilton, New Jersey (Save Me A Seat)
Job: Writer (I got parchment in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)
Love Interest: Horace (We Hear The Dead)
First Words: “It will.” (Wings of Fire: Winter Turning)
Proposal gift: A statue (Unwanteds)
First sentence of our vows: “Back to our old kingdom, of course.” (Wings of Fire: Talons of Power)
Honeymoon destination: Giant Country (The BFG)
Child’s name: Ethan (Bailey’s Story: A Dog’s Purpose Novel)
Ethan’s pet: Wolf (Aesop’s Fables)
Ethan’s school: Melissa Griffen Institute (Swindle)
My YT channel core: baking (I used milk and bread from The Boxcar Children #1)
The channel name: Forkfuls of Food (The Upstairs Room)
Opening line: “Is it much longer?” (The Devil’s Arithmetic)
My book title: The President Situation (Land of Stories: An Authors Odyssey)
Opening line of the book: “Why I meant to, Marilla.” (Anne of Green Gables)
The killer: Lucy (The Last Holiday Concert)
Weapon: A winter coat (Before I Let Go)
Words on my tombstone: “Thank you...” (Hatchet)
I did it and my book title was from the Land Of Stories: Worlds Collide.
I couldn't get passed Grandma Josephine. 😂 I kept on thinking about the movie Harold and Maude.
"What are they jabbering about? Do they really have a lot of energy?"
All questions I would ask
I would love to see you do this again. It is so fun and with other books could be even funnier.
He is my favorite RUclipsr in the whole entire world😆
I loved the video!! It was great and a really fun idea. I watched it with my brother and we were laughing at loud everytime. Plus, the editing is AMAZING. Keep it up!!
Oh my gosh he pulled up a book called quarantine
I was looking for this comment!!
This was so great. I was busting up laughing. Thank you
PLOT TWIST: your daughter who you sent off to Assassin academy joins your killers cult and gets them the truck that she uses to kill you when Josephine finds out she sets off in search of your long lost daughter and comes across Lucy in her bear on one of their assassin-Esque missions Josephine and your daughter get into an argument and your daughter Lucy ends up killing Josephine after she injured her bear. the bear passes away and Lucy mourns it more than she mourns you. you become reincarnated as a small polar bear cub yourself. still having all of your memories from your human life you train with Lucy and once your murderer invites lucy back to her headquarters you kill your killer. Lucy finally realizes what she has done and who you are and flees the U.S. where she grew up and finds herself in Alaska with an abandoned child whose parents were the cult leader and some random person she hooked up with on the streets. as the remains of the cult search for Lucy, she suffers through her PTSD and raises the small child named (your choice) with you still as the bear by her side trying to be the comfort your daughter needed when you sent her off to boarding school.
Once the child grows older it meets a small cat which turns out to be a tiger cub of a poachers prize animal which he kept inc captivity the young child has your daughter's quick temper and runs away to kill its friend's mothers captor when you realize the cub is Josephine trying to help her adopted grandson have a friend even if it means following his adopted mothers footsteps. Josephine does not realize who you are however and when Lucy comes after her son with you when he sets off to kill the poacher Josephine kills Lucy in revenge and you in just a strange urge for bloodshed. Your wife Josephine was an old retired Assasin herself and had helped the killer find you and that is why she had been eager to send Lucy to an Assasin school. She had been forced to accept your proposal and have a daughter with you.
If you read this far thank you!!! I just felt like this would be a funny wraparound way to see all the weird possibilities that happened in this video come to a quick end
This video made me fall out of my bed laughing.. FAVORITE 😂😂😂😂