You forgot: "I became a vampire when I was 16, so that is why I always look 16" or how about: when they have to draw eachother to help them figure out what they look like before they leave the house? So many great moments in this film! 😆
Vladislav: "What are you doing tonight? You going to kill some perverts?" Child Vampire: "Yeah, we're meeting a pedophile." Vladislav: "Cool..." Child Vampire: "Yeah..."
@@donaldj.trunnp3479 Nah he said right after that when you turn into a vampire, you stay whatever age you were when you turned. So the little girls were vampires preying on pedos.
The police scene Vlad offending the werewolves by wearing a fur coat Viago’s Blade costume Deacon always taunting the werewolves😂😂😂 very underrated. Not even near million of views.
@petnzme01 I watched Spinal Tap again the other night and started choking from laughter. These mockumentaries are truly a gift to those of us who understand the simplicity that makes outstanding and memorable comedy!
One of the funniest scenes to me is during a voiceover when vlad is shooting an arrow down the hallway and Viago is awkwardly trying not to get hit while holding the target.
That turning into cat reminds of the song Word Up by Korn where singer is being a dog and you see his face just like this. Gave me instant 90s flashback!🙂
One of my top 10 favourite movies of all time. I wish I could enter the movie, be a vampire obviously, be a flat mate and just hang out with these guys. Clearly I have a crush on most of the characters, except for Peter. Ya, I know...
I would love to share a flat with Petyr tho. He seemed like a fairly decent fella AND he's always just minding his business. That's optimal for a roomie situation.
I want to see the priests and werewolf silver bullet guy just trying to find them and confused what they are doing. A movie on the supernatural hunter perspective.
Развлечения
I love when he talks about the beast like it's some demon he has had to fight, then the beast is finally introduced.. and its just his ex
IKR?! 🤣
lol me too. I thought it was a gremlin or something.
She called me...an armhole.
It's the Beasstttt..... Beast: It's the A**hole...
I fought the beast outside. I also fought the beast in my bedroom and in the toilet
-Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
-What are you bidding on?
-I'm bidding on a table...
I legitimately didn't get that until I saw it written out lol
Texas holdem
Just to to...to funny...
@@michaelleemeredith5917 *too
It's so funny cause he's like an ancient, i thought he's waa actually doing serious vampire schemes
The turning into a cat scene is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long.
How did you do in p.e. Class today
1:11 The way he says "we're just about to walk past some werewolves so some shit might go down"! Gets me every time.
Doouwwwn
Daaaaahhhounnnnnn
0:19 Cats: The Musical (2019)
Amalia Costa TOUCHHH MEEE
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Savage but accurate.
this one is better
You forgot 0:13
"Im done being a vampire. Dont believe the hype."
-nick
Telling Vlad the Impaler that he can poke people on Facebook is hilarious
It's Vladislav the Poker
@@faustinobonifacio8660 Who is obviously a comedic analog of Vlad the Impaler.
@@filthycasual8187 He's not an analog I think he's a digital
@@bananafritter1910 Boo, hiss, horrible pun.
@@filthycasual8187 Then don't use analog, it's the wrong word lol
"With humans there's a tendency to die" I nearly died from laughing... Why was this so funny.
The best one! XD
BEcause that actor is extremely funny.
Ur proving his point
Some people might wander what's a 96 year old lady doing with someone 4 times her age. ROFL
Cradle snatcher
But she looks so happy and adorable.
The insane level of adorability of the two of them is immeasurable. It's such a damn fine movie!!
Lost my shit when he tried to hypnotize then smacked the window 😂
Poor Vlad. XD
See mee
You forgot “our friend has just been killed in a fatal sunlight accident” lmfaoo
But it was so sad, Petyr was adorable (;__;)
not funny, Petyr died in a fatal sunlight accident
:(((((
I was too late!
@@lalakuma9 Petyr is what?! He is a cutie patootie not adorable
What’s that smell?…Barbecue
*Spewing out blood like a fountain*
*............. "He ate a chip..."*
Don't believe the hype
And that happy music behind him
Chup
“You know twilight? I’m the main guy” 😂😂😂
You can't go around telling everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I find it funny that he thinks the main guy's name is Twilight
You forgot: "I became a vampire when I was 16, so that is why I always look 16"
or how about: when they have to draw eachother to help them figure out what they look like before they leave the house? So many great moments in this film!
😆
one of the most underrated movies of all time
"I can't sun bathe, I can't watch daytime TV..."
i mean.
Dont...dont believe the hype!
“No it will not be tomorrow, you’re banished but stu you can visit if you like” 😂😂
"Thank you."
This is by far the greatest movie since "This is Spinal Tap"!
@@michellegriff13 Yes! My parents had Spinal Tap. Best rock mockumentary ever 😂
Vladislav: "What are you doing tonight? You going to kill some perverts?"
Child Vampire: "Yeah, we're meeting a pedophile."
Vladislav: "Cool..."
Child Vampire: "Yeah..."
WAIT THEY WERE VAMPIRES!!! I THOUGHT VLAD WAS TRYNA GET THEM TO COME HOME!!
@@donaldj.trunnp3479 Nah he said right after that when you turn into a vampire, you stay whatever age you were when you turned. So the little girls were vampires preying on pedos.
@@mallowmallow2070 good for them
@@mallowmallow2070 good for them
@@mallowmallow2070 good for them
the fact that this isn’t an hour and a half long is deeply conflicting
“There was blood all over my nice antique couch”
“Which one? the red one?”
“Well it’s red now yes” LMAO
"We are werewolves not swearwolves" always gets me
The part when Viago talked about Vlad not getting the faces right then proceeding to show him in the cat form gives me an Exhibit A style of meme
"Maybe eat someone on the way, rejuvenate a bit." Viago 😂
This is such a dumb movie and I love it from the bottom of my heart
I concor wholeheartedly...truly I do...
Is actually very smart haha
2:52 "he eyt thi chep"
"See me...see me...see me"
Lol 🤣
We're werewolves not swearwolves
The police scene
Vlad offending the werewolves by wearing a fur coat
Viago’s Blade costume
Deacon always taunting the werewolves😂😂😂 very underrated. Not even near million of views.
the whole mockumentary is a funny moment lmaooo
Stu: “We can look at her photos” 0:27 Vlad: “Oh yes”
Stu: “Or we can poke her”
*Sinister Vlad look with sacred music in the background*
Vlad: “ʸᶦᵉˢ”
Lol
See me, see me...she can't see me from that angle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@petnzme01 I love when he's trying with the man and taps the window then another scene his face is pressed against it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@petnzme01 I watched Spinal Tap again the other night and started choking from laughter. These mockumentaries are truly a gift to those of us who understand the simplicity that makes outstanding and memorable comedy!
One of the funniest scenes to me is during a voiceover when vlad is shooting an arrow down the hallway and Viago is awkwardly trying not to get hit while holding the target.
This is my favorite movie of all time!! I can quote every line from this movie 🤣🤌💓
Vlad as the cat will never not make me laugh. i love Mr. Clement.
I thought “the beast” was some sort of a monster... turns out it was vladislav’s ex
I thought it too
Vampire don’t do dishes 😂😂 I actually love this movie and jemaine and Taika 😂❤️😂❤️
Vlad was the best, the bidding part was hilarious xd
"We can look at her photos"
"Oh Yes"
"Or we can Poke Her..."
...
...
"Yess"
HAHAHA
1:47 - love the irony of the sign "Wicked thirst?" in the back :)
Soundtrack sounds good for this movie ... song wen nick is throwing up 😂😂
Cradle snatcher 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shots fired at Twilight right there!! 😂😂
Damn what was I watching I forget?
I... I think... I forgot the contents of a movie?
I dont know to be honest, must have missed something.🤨
I dotn know to be honest, must have missed something 🤨
...s'funny...can't recall what this clip was about. Better watch it again...
Maybe the hipnosis worked, I had to watch it the second time the next day…
"see me!"
*punches the window
"SEE ME!!!"
Jemaine & Taika: what if we make a movie about vampires but... they’re dumb
Well, it's red now yes🤣🤣🤣
i absolutely loved the soundtrack of this movie!
I love When Nick said he was the guy in twilight and when he said he was Dracula. And when he got mad after eating the chip.
Genius! Every bit of this movie is perfectly thought out!
I litteraly just watched this and already forgot the content lol
I laughed so hard watching this film, I fell off my couch 👌🤪🙌
Which one? The red one?
Love this so much 😂😂
I love how it's just 70% Vadislav
Petyr, Viago, Vladislav, Deacon and Nick! But the best man is definitely Stu!
This flick is so hilarious 😂
I love this show. Just wonderful.
Immortality and unimaginable super-human powers, or, chips?
Lemme get back to you on that one.
When he wakes up Peter. I believe he actually was startled.
Lol so hard not to love every character but Vlad is definitely my favorite. 😂😂😂
“I can’t even watch daytime tv. I can’t- no, wel- I guess I could-“
Brilliant movie
That turning into cat reminds of the song Word Up by Korn where singer is being a dog and you see his face just like this. Gave me instant 90s flashback!🙂
How is this video not just the whole movie 😂😂😂 it’s my favorite hahaha
NZ language.
You are farkin hilarious.
Thankyou for sharing the laughter.
One of the most funny movies ever no joke.
This was a new tier of a comedy
To think that they filmed 150 hours of this yet we only got to see an hour and a half
I lost my fucking shit when I saw vlad as that cat lmfao..I couldn’t breath
That cat is just plain messed up & wrong but i love it, can't stop laughing.
Love this movie and really love the series...hilarious...if you have not seen this yet...take the time to laugh...
Omg vlad the poker when he find out he can poke people of FB his face and the way he whispers yessss.... lol 😆
This movie was amazing and hilarious. The tv show is just as funny but I do prefer the movie!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
Yep movie over the show, my friend watched the show first n thinks that’s better....I hate him!
Man i love this film
Best vampire movie ever made!…. 💯
Pure genius
Really funny video, I just can't remember anything everytime I watch it
I just realized that Rhys is the 'Werewolves not swearwolves' guy :0
Viago is my favourite vampire ever. Second is Nadja.
Gloria.....GLORIA....
Fuck this show kills me. So underrated
"Werwolves not Swearwolves"
(Joins in) Werewolves not Swearwolves
depressed thoughts
Swearwolves not werewolves
... Fuck I’m sorry.
One of my top 10 favourite movies of all time. I wish I could enter the movie, be a vampire obviously, be a flat mate and just hang out with these guys. Clearly I have a crush on most of the characters, except for Peter. Ya, I know...
I would love to share a flat with Petyr tho. He seemed like a fairly decent fella AND he's always just minding his business. That's optimal for a roomie situation.
@@lodpdl 😂 just need a regular supply of chickens
Racked my brain for the entire video. In the last twenty seconds i finally recognized the hip-hoppopotamus.
Nick eats a chip and projectile vomits a firehose of blood and gore multiple times in the back alley. "Are you okay Nick?" This movie kills me.
Vlad is my spiritanimal.
Wtf did I just watch? Seriously that last scene made me question everything...
I love it
Seee mee..seee mee..tap!🤣
I want to see the priests and werewolf silver bullet guy just trying to find them and confused what they are doing. A movie on the supernatural hunter perspective.
"See me!!!! See me!!! See me!!!"
Best comedy movie
Oooh Bat Fiiight!!!
Warren zevon---werewolves of London 🙏
🦊. We have so much in common it would be dynamic.
We are vampires! We don't put down towels!
Some do...
Should be more Stu moments imo, haha
woah, a lot of these are extras/deleted scenes, nice!
Emm.. none of them are.. they’re all in the movie
@@iNicky777 I didn't remember the dark bidding on the internet part, it has been a couple years since I've seen it though so you are probably right.
Jemaine is so fuckin attractive
2:40 "el condor pasa" peruvian song
"Chupps, I can't eat chupps"
Greatest movie ever made
Beat movie ever!!!