matt berry: "My favorite thing to have done is make a pass at Sean, the neighbor played by Anthony, because of how he looks," Berry said. "It would be too obvious to have Lazlo make a pass at a male model-type. The fact that it's the bloke next door -- that was our idea. It wasn't in the script. We had this dialogue and felt that I should just lean over to come for a kiss. That was a lot of fun because it wasn't the usual sort of womanizing whenever Lazlo is DTF."
I love the call back in season 5 to Sean’s response that he “has a cousin like that”. Sean: my bisexual cousin Dom [cut to Laszlo grinning]. You remember him? Laszlo: I certainly do.
Really? Maybe Nadja but Guillermo doesn't realize he's gay and the other two are basically sexual deviants who'll bang everything. This isn't representation, it's gay teasing.
Guillermo: A Homosexual Nadja: A bisexual Laszlo: Another bisexual Nandor: a third bisexual Collin Robinson: a straight white guy who will eventually realize that he too is bisexual
I love that the characters are very openly queer but it's showcased in such a casual manner. It fits the characters so well without being tropey or falling into stereotypes. This truly is queer representation done right and I'm so happy I found this show and it's lovely fandom
me too that's what makes the show so great it makes me really happy. I'd recommend our flag means death, it's another show with casual queer relationships and it has taika waititi
Stop trying to gentrify feminine acting gays or stereotypical gays for this. A lot of the time I wonder if y’all don’t know how queerphobic and femmephobic y’all sound
@@JP-br4mx??? I never said feminine or stereotypical gays are bad. I just said that it's nice to see gay rep that _isn't_ stereotypical bc that's what we always get. I'm pretty femme and stereotypical myself and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. I'm sorry if my comment made it seem that way. My point is that we're getting more variety of representation and that's what's good. If we only got one form of rep, be that stereotypical or not, that's still not good, we'd look one-dimensional
The juxtaposition of the whole fight scene being just long enough to get me emotionally worked up and then that tiny clip of the Baron kissing Guillermo’s head as the end knocked me CLEAN OUT that was comedy gold slslkdjcjcjdh
I know people have pointed out Nandor's demeanor when they are at the dinner table, but I just noticed that he's all smiley (6:04) until Lazlo specifically asks if Guillermo has a boyfriend (6:12) and it's like he has a inner crisis with himself imagining Guillermo being into other guys.
Btw do you remember the episode that scene is from? I only recently got into wwdits and kinda binge watched it all at once Though i don't seem to recall this scene at all
I love that Nandor admitted that he was putting off turning Guillermo because he doesn’t want to subject someone he cares for to Vampirism. Bring on more Guillermo/Nandor in season 5!
Kayvan Novak (the actor who plays Nandor) also said once that a reason Nandor has for not turning Guillermo is because he's scared that once Guillermo is turned he'll leave, but Nandor doesn't want to lose him
Spoilers . . . . . . . . What I like is when Guillermo realizes he wants to be human (at least for now), Nandor knew that from the beginning and that's why he hasn't turned him. He knew from the start that even though Guillermo wants to be a vampire so desperately, he couldn't handle that existence and it would be torture for him
@@FreakishFiend I want to believe Guillermo was unable to embrace becoming a full vampire because he was feeling guilty about how it happened. I want them to be together forever, damnit! 😅
@kristenungstad3252 yeah I am also hoping for this ending so the group can stick together. There's no reason they can't just get blood for Gizmo so he doesn't have to kill. I imagine vampire Gizmo would still take care of the familiar duties and the house as well, since that's just who he is as a person, a caretaker.
“Nandor and his boyfriend don’t show up” “I wouldn’t take that personally” 😂 I think Lazlo knows something the rest don’t or what Guillermo and Nandor are hiding 🥰
1:28 and 1:46 How did I never notice how hard he was staring _oh my god_ I also think it's funny that 6:04 nan is laughing it up with the others when they speculate about guillermo having a girlfriend, but the minute a boyfriend comes up, 6:12 he's like 'wait no, let's not talk about this' lmao, he's so jealous
Nandor has a kink! 😊 (He also looks so turned on in the fight scene when Guillermo has him in a headlock, and he made an excited comment when the witches said draining his seed would indeed hurt.)
3:16 was one of my favourite jokes the way Laszlo looks at the camera like “I could just make him kiss me, screw it” His relationship with Sean kills me.
I dunno if Nandor and Guierrmo will officially end up as a pair. I am not even sure if from an ethical point of view, given how dismissive and exploitative Nandor treats him, if they should- BUT. THERE IS NO. ESCAPING. THE ULTIMATE FACT. That they be yearning for what's burning. 💜
I think in the last few episodes of the series finale it would be an incredible ending, some closure to their yearning and their relationship whilst also progressing with the yearning and comedy behind it without queerbaiting by never coming to a conclusion on their romantic relationship. This show is so perfect in how it continues to keep us wanting more but it is NEVER bait, there's more than context clues, the actors and crew are very open about it and that's why I think it shouldn't drag BUT to have it be in the last season would be incredible. Hopefully the series doesn't drag until beating a dead horse and we get that ending.
Season 1 Nandor and Guillermo would be toxic, but they've really grown as individuals and as a pair since. Nandor has a lot more respect and affection for Guillermo and Guillermo isn't afraid to standup for himself.
one of my favorite things about the show is that being queer is so normalized that when guillermo comes out it’s totally normal. nobody’s gonna go online and talk about how his coming out makes them stop watching the show cause no homophobe is watching this show in the first place lmao. it’s a small thing but it makes me very happy💗
@@TheWolfsnack seems possible? Guillermo Del Toro is a popular guy who likes horror and has a vampire show so I could see that maybe being the case. Dunno if there's explicit mention of that though
even without having watched the show yet, I really do appreciate that Guillermo is actually a competent fighter that pulled his own weight in that fight scene when usually whenever I see a character like him in films and shows, they usually turn out to be weak af and never do anything cool/useful man I need to actually watch this show bfmgj,dhew
The Baron at the end 💀 I respect them having the balls to knock him out for three seasons but I really wanted to hear more about his escapades with Nadia and Lazlo, hopefully there will be plenty of that for a future part three.
The queer element here is done right and actually makes sense lore-wise (tho not applicable to Guillermo, if he swings that way then that's his preference as a human). This is lore-wise appropriate because vampires are undead who lived for hundreds of years living in an undead body (with decreased sensation or lack thereof due to the undead body in nature). Therefore they would seek maximum pleasure to pass their eternal time. Hence the annual or daily orgies and what have you. As for Nandor, he was a conqueror with an insatiable lust for power and sex who wanted to devour all so he has both males and females as part of his harem during his pre vampire days.
To me what makes it more entertaining is that they don't openly throw it out there that they are this label or that label when it comes to preferences. The vamps have been alive for so long they have just about done it all and when it comes to sex that is all they see it as. Just a suck and fuck to have fun with no one calling anyone anything specific. Not being stuck in a box if you will.
I watched the 4 seasons in like a week or something and I love it, the characters and the aesthetic (also this compilation it's my fav). Everything about it makes me happy c:
You can't convince me Lazlo hasn't slept with any long black haired person who's down and thought it was nadja (And that he can't really get ace people cause he can't wrap his head around not wanting to go at it, but he means well)
what's great is that this isnt even all of them, like the guy-wives, or the scene where they pretend to be Colin's Dads, or Gregor the Washer-Woman, or George Washington... and def next season you will have more for a part 3, if you so choose!
Lmfao I love the episode when laszlo goes through all of his pornos through the decades 😂😂😂 hilarious 😂 And also everytime Collin Robinson repeats something Nadja says is soooo funny 😂
Anything goes with these guys! They can be as "queer" as you say, all they want! After all who's gonna argue with a group of vampires about whether they're gay or not?? Not me!! 🤣🤣🤣
![nandermo s5 scenepack (what we do in the shadows) [1080p/4k]](/img/1.gif)
part 1 :)
ruclips.net/video/2mxZ-l0vusw/видео.html&ab_channel=JackieDaytona
Gay ppl be like “this scene is so romantic” and it’s two character trying to murder each other (and they’re right)
The fact that almost 100% of the vampires are bi/pan feels so right to me
Same
It's inside their nature. Why would you suck blood only from the opposite sex?
I have a hc that a side efect of vampirism is bisexuality
@@tomnyskull if you live on this earth long enough, you’re gonna fall under the bi/pan umbrella or the Aro/ace umbrella
They’ve been on earth for hundreds of years, they got time to experiment and find what they like 😉
the fact that laszlo has a bit of a thing for sean, a stereotypical new york man, is so fucking funny to me
matt berry: "My favorite thing to have done is make a pass at Sean, the neighbor played by Anthony, because of how he looks," Berry said. "It would be too obvious to have Lazlo make a pass at a male model-type. The fact that it's the bloke next door -- that was our idea. It wasn't in the script. We had this dialogue and felt that I should just lean over to come for a kiss. That was a lot of fun because it wasn't the usual sort of womanizing whenever Lazlo is DTF."
@@_ziggystardust_ WOAH. Where’d you get that quote?
@@_ziggystardust_ i love that 🥺 he really likes sean as a person
can’t blame him I do too 😭
I love the call back in season 5 to Sean’s response that he “has a cousin like that”.
Sean: my bisexual cousin Dom [cut to Laszlo grinning]. You remember him?
Laszlo: I certainly do.
This is queer representation done right. And proof that you can make fun of queer people without being homophobic.
Really? Maybe Nadja but Guillermo doesn't realize he's gay and the other two are basically sexual deviants who'll bang everything. This isn't representation, it's gay teasing.
@@SickBoiFanatic it's both bestie you just don't understand
@@sws212 Guillermo is literally queer in real life.
@@SickBoiFanatic girl how did you and 29 other people not see this what? lmao
Homophobia is funnier
My sexuality is Guillermo catching Nandor's knife and saying "ah, ah, ah" before chucking it into a painting and narrowly missing Nandor's head
And then winning the fight with the cross in his neck and making Nandor say "Yes, yes, this is what I've been waiting for"
that scene made me be like wait am I ace/aro maybe I am in fact queer
@@caspertheunfriendlyghostfellow ace/aro who has to put an asterisk on that specifically for scenes like that
you’re a real one for including the entire fight scene. not a single moment of that that didn’t feel romantically charged
The sexual tension was strong
That’s gay and you’re gay for saying it
@@BlackBinderGames 🤯🤯🤯
“Master! Your sword needs polishing.”
Does it, Guillermo? Does it? 😏
I fully expected them to fuck
Guillermo: A Homosexual
Nadja: A bisexual
Laszlo: Another bisexual
Nandor: a third bisexual
Collin Robinson: a straight white guy who will eventually realize that he too is bisexual
season 5: 👁👄👁
the prophecy has come true
@@o1ivegr1 A.S.S + D.C Forever
actually the vampires are all canonically pansexual lol
colin stated that he had a boyfriend in the past.
I love that the characters are very openly queer but it's showcased in such a casual manner. It fits the characters so well without being tropey or falling into stereotypes. This truly is queer representation done right and I'm so happy I found this show and it's lovely fandom
me too that's what makes the show so great it makes me really happy. I'd recommend our flag means death, it's another show with casual queer relationships and it has taika waititi
@@_ziggystardust_ yessss I've seen OFMD too and I love it so much
Stop trying to gentrify feminine acting gays or stereotypical gays for this. A lot of the time I wonder if y’all don’t know how queerphobic and femmephobic y’all sound
@@JP-br4mx??? I never said feminine or stereotypical gays are bad. I just said that it's nice to see gay rep that _isn't_ stereotypical bc that's what we always get. I'm pretty femme and stereotypical myself and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. I'm sorry if my comment made it seem that way. My point is that we're getting more variety of representation and that's what's good. If we only got one form of rep, be that stereotypical or not, that's still not good, we'd look one-dimensional
I mean it has kinda become a trope by not being one. Most modern teen/sitcom shows have vaguely bi as the standard... especially vampire shows 😅
okay completely unrelated but at 6:14 when collin robinson says “yeah cmon you stinky bitch” it KILLS ME EVERY TIME
ME TOO the way i cackle as everyone just goes around and insults Guillermo lmaooo
“Chubby little girlfriend” 🖤💀💀
SAME its so funny and for what 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bc of comments like this Colin Robinson will always be one of my favorite characters lol
Every time he calls Guillermo "my dear Guillermo" or "my sweet Guillermo" or "my dear sweet Guillermo" it adds another year to my life.
“So just stick around for the next 100 years and we’ll be together again when I wake up”
They are lovers, your honor
Whenever laszlo says Chap-esses I just lose it
was literally about to comment that
I love how you just left the whole fight scene in. For obvious reasons 😂
yeah 😂 I thought I couldn't leave any of that out
The fight scene is very important
The juxtaposition of the whole fight scene being just long enough to get me emotionally worked up and then that tiny clip of the Baron kissing Guillermo’s head as the end knocked me CLEAN OUT that was comedy gold slslkdjcjcjdh
thank you 😂
I know people have pointed out Nandor's demeanor when they are at the dinner table, but I just noticed that he's all smiley (6:04) until Lazlo specifically asks if Guillermo has a boyfriend (6:12) and it's like he has a inner crisis with himself imagining Guillermo being into other guys.
Btw do you remember the episode that scene is from?
I only recently got into wwdits and kinda binge watched it all at once
Though i don't seem to recall this scene at all
@@Bunsenbrennerflemmchen It's Episode 4 of season 3, "The Casino" .
I’m so obsessed with his acting choices here
Oh my god I never saw that
OMG thank you for pointing this out!
I love that Nandor admitted that he was putting off turning Guillermo because he doesn’t want to subject someone he cares for to Vampirism. Bring on more Guillermo/Nandor in season 5!
Kayvan Novak (the actor who plays Nandor) also said once that a reason Nandor has for not turning Guillermo is because he's scared that once Guillermo is turned he'll leave, but Nandor doesn't want to lose him
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What I like is when Guillermo realizes he wants to be human (at least for now), Nandor knew that from the beginning and that's why he hasn't turned him. He knew from the start that even though Guillermo wants to be a vampire so desperately, he couldn't handle that existence and it would be torture for him
👌🏼👌🏼
@@FreakishFiend I want to believe Guillermo was unable to embrace becoming a full vampire because he was feeling guilty about how it happened. I want them to be together forever, damnit! 😅
@kristenungstad3252 yeah I am also hoping for this ending so the group can stick together. There's no reason they can't just get blood for Gizmo so he doesn't have to kill. I imagine vampire Gizmo would still take care of the familiar duties and the house as well, since that's just who he is as a person, a caretaker.
2:37 "I'm 18" lmfaooooo
I thought he said 80💀
In the movie there's a similar joke : "I was turned into a vampire at 16, so that's why I always look 16" while the guy looks 40 haha
@@hagegesamuel"of course, things were tough back then for a sixteen year old."
“Nandor and his boyfriend don’t show up” “I wouldn’t take that personally” 😂 I think Lazlo knows something the rest don’t or what Guillermo and Nandor are hiding 🥰
I don't know how I had never noticed Nandor's demeanor changing throughout the conversation at 6:01
Omg his expressions are perfect
He’s jelly
"And how would you like me to answer that 💫P H I L L I P💫?
Phillip was clearly a good time boyeeee
6:14 colin going "yeah come on you stinky bitch" really caught me off guard xD
I like that they actually made him a competent fighter and made a joke around that rather than just a lack of any action in that scene.
1:28 and 1:46 How did I never notice how hard he was staring _oh my god_
I also think it's funny that 6:04 nan is laughing it up with the others when they speculate about guillermo having a girlfriend, but the minute a boyfriend comes up, 6:12 he's like 'wait no, let's not talk about this' lmao, he's so jealous
taika waititi always writes the best representation. Our flag means death is another great example of lgbt rep. We need more directors like him.
Has taika written anything for this show? Or even direct past the first even episode?
@@GayIncel hes literally the producer and writer of the show.
Hahahaha!
Dude literally destroyed a 200 million dollar movie because of his ego and childishness. But sure, dude's amazing...
@@akashajones6079 tf are you on about
@@Jenna-in4brThey're probably a Marvel nerd, don't pay attention lmao
love that the first clip is Nandor being slapped
very queer indeed
Nandor has a kink! 😊
(He also looks so turned on in the fight scene when Guillermo has him in a headlock, and he made an excited comment when the witches said draining his seed would indeed hurt.)
3:16 was one of my favourite jokes the way Laszlo looks at the camera like
“I could just make him kiss me, screw it”
His relationship with Sean kills me.
I thought it was more of a "No I'm not gonna try that again".
I dunno if Nandor and Guierrmo will officially end up as a pair. I am not even sure if from an ethical point of view, given how dismissive and exploitative Nandor treats him, if they should- BUT. THERE IS NO. ESCAPING. THE ULTIMATE FACT.
That they be yearning for what's burning. 💜
@@AndySav62 or, at the very least Nandor is clueing in
Thank you for pointing that out. I’m not opposed to Nandor and Guillermo being together but Nandor has a lot to make up for
Yep! i love them deeply but Nandor needs to learn to be better for Guillermo...
I think in the last few episodes of the series finale it would be an incredible ending, some closure to their yearning and their relationship whilst also progressing with the yearning and comedy behind it without queerbaiting by never coming to a conclusion on their romantic relationship. This show is so perfect in how it continues to keep us wanting more but it is NEVER bait, there's more than context clues, the actors and crew are very open about it and that's why I think it shouldn't drag BUT to have it be in the last season would be incredible. Hopefully the series doesn't drag until beating a dead horse and we get that ending.
Season 1 Nandor and Guillermo would be toxic, but they've really grown as individuals and as a pair since. Nandor has a lot more respect and affection for Guillermo and Guillermo isn't afraid to standup for himself.
i don’t even go here but guillermo is so cute and makes my little gay transmasc heart very happy
update: i'm now watching what we do in the shadows and guillermo is still my favourite character
the fact that one of the very few kisses in the show is the half cooked Baron on Memo's cheek
Guillermo when he was fighting Nandor was pretty hot.
RIGHT
Absolutely.
I now say "i just found out about that series of jokes" every time i say "that's what she said" jahshjaka
can't wait for the next 3 parts being made from s4 alone 🤞
yesss i love how queer s4 is already
GAY IS IN GAY IS HOT I WANT SOME GAY GAY IT'S GONNA BE
nandor booping guillermo is the cutest thing ever
one of my favorite things about the show is that being queer is so normalized that when guillermo comes out it’s totally normal. nobody’s gonna go online and talk about how his coming out makes them stop watching the show cause no homophobe is watching this show in the first place lmao. it’s a small thing but it makes me very happy💗
Nah. I watch the show
@@sdivine13?
@@tobyc8022 you can read
7:03 I'm sorry but there is nothing straight about this and we all know it
Yes,...but not so muich...as vampires will indiscriminately screw anything.....literally anything....
@@TheWolfsnack I guess but I mean Guillermo's not a vampire
@@TheWolfsnack that's,,, literally also not straight. And like the other person said, guillermo isn't a vampire.
@@jello7601 I wonder if the name is a nod to Guillermo del Toro?
@@TheWolfsnack seems possible? Guillermo Del Toro is a popular guy who likes horror and has a vampire show so I could see that maybe being the case. Dunno if there's explicit mention of that though
even without having watched the show yet, I really do appreciate that Guillermo is actually a competent fighter that pulled his own weight in that fight scene when usually whenever I see a character like him in films and shows, they usually turn out to be weak af and never do anything cool/useful
man I need to actually watch this show bfmgj,dhew
The Baron at the end 💀
I respect them having the balls to knock him out for three seasons but I really wanted to hear more about his escapades with Nadia and Lazlo, hopefully there will be plenty of that for a future part three.
me too he's one of my favourite characters I hope he's in it more in future. love Doug Jones
2:52 The way Guillermo is holding Nandor's hand and silently begging him not to leave always get me! 😢
The way Nandor was actually trying to listen to Guillermo (at the dinner scenes) and was visibly uncomfortable with them insulting him
Nandors accent reminds me of Trixie Mattel everytime she does a Swedish accent 😂
oh boy is the new season giving you a lot to work with for part 3
I've been thinking that 😂
The queer element here is done right and actually makes sense lore-wise (tho not applicable to Guillermo, if he swings that way then that's his preference as a human).
This is lore-wise appropriate because vampires are undead who lived for hundreds of years living in an undead body (with decreased sensation or lack thereof due to the undead body in nature). Therefore they would seek maximum pleasure to pass their eternal time. Hence the annual or daily orgies and what have you.
As for Nandor, he was a conqueror with an insatiable lust for power and sex who wanted to devour all so he has both males and females as part of his harem during his pre vampire days.
3:28 I swear when I first saw this scene I immediately thought of the prince saving the princess trope and I was screaming ♥️
“have you got a secret you little sick fuck” THIS LINE KILLS ME EVERY TIME😭😭😭😭
I think they don’t turn Guillermo into a vampire because they know he’d be way too fucking powerful.
1:38 I'm definitely going to use that line when someone asks what it's like being pan
i love how open nadja and Laszlo are :))
Chaps and chapesses...
I love that Laszlo and Nandor hook up but Nandor and Nadia don’t
Guillermo almost saying "my nandor" at 7:02 😭😭😭❤
“ with my Nandor- Master “ 7:04 I’m screaming
You barely scratched the surface; there’s a total amount of 4 seasons of this being a queer show
When The Baron smooches Guillermo tho
NO WAYYYYY CAUGHT IT RIGHT IN TIME LMAOOOOO thank you for this 🥺
90% of this being Nandor and Guillermo is so 😭😭😭 like the slow burn is more intense than the one between Janine and Gregory 😭😭😭
To me what makes it more entertaining is that they don't openly throw it out there that they are this label or that label when it comes to preferences. The vamps have been alive for so long they have just about done it all and when it comes to sex that is all they see it as. Just a suck and fuck to have fun with no one calling anyone anything specific. Not being stuck in a box if you will.
PLANCHA!!! *SLAM*
Kills me everytime 😂
I watched the 4 seasons in like a week or something and I love it, the characters and the aesthetic (also this compilation it's my fav). Everything about it makes me happy c:
"i love you too much to condemn you" is bram stokers Dracula! "Boop" 😂
You can't convince me Lazlo hasn't slept with any long black haired person who's down and thought it was nadja
(And that he can't really get ace people cause he can't wrap his head around not wanting to go at it, but he means well)
1:48 THE CONSTANTLY LOOKING AT THE GUY
This show is singlehandedly fighting bi erasure ❤
Season 4 episode 2 gets even queer-er!
yesss with nandor's malewives 😂 at the end of the season I'll probably make another of these videos
what's great is that this isnt even all of them, like the guy-wives, or the scene where they pretend to be Colin's Dads, or Gregor the Washer-Woman, or George Washington... and def next season you will have more for a part 3, if you so choose!
I love this show so much….They’re hilarious on and off…love love…Thank You for posting this
When you have eternal life, whoever your sticking it into or getting stuck into by I imagine loses its sentiment haha “Fuck it!”
Between you and I, it's a very queer show
I can’t wait for the next part with Nadja’s mating dance.
“close da leeeeed”
4:11 when your gay and your ex asks if you will get back together
I love this show & I've been in love with Matt Berry since the IT crowd 😂😂
BAT!
“Let go of my hand” 😂🌹
The film nearly killed me it was so funny but also somehow relaxing
“Traveling the world with my nad-master”
Lmfao I love the episode when laszlo goes through all of his pornos through the decades 😂😂😂 hilarious 😂
And also everytime Collin Robinson repeats something Nadja says is soooo funny 😂
This is seriously the best show 😂
Screamed when 4:51 happened
I remember watching the fight scnene a d feeling like I shoudn't be watching it, it felt very charged
“Master! Your sword needs polishing!”
“…it does?”
It sure does 😏
"It is time for me to find happy nice"
The most entertaining thing is the one comment with 500 replies bc some rando said Nandermo was a father/son relationship lol
"Boop... there's that smile!" 😂
creepy paperrrrr
Anything goes with these guys! They can be as "queer" as you say, all they want! After all who's gonna argue with a group of vampires about whether they're gay or not?? Not me!!
🤣🤣🤣
The movie was hilarious and so is the show! Are they coming back for a season 5?
yesss they are !!
and a season 6 too
Will there be an episode that explains how Guillermo becomes Nandor's familiar?
mi vida guillermo
Well I managed to do this twice but 3 times?!! Very cool!!
😳😳😳
If you're going to live hundreds, even thousands, of years, you might as well try everything.
new subber! JACKIE DAYTONA!!
Poor gizmo
When’s this from? 4:00
I thought I watched all of this show but I don’t recognise a lot of these scenes :-/
I think that was from the wellness center in season 3
Omg when they couldn't sleep
That was hilarious
PLANCHA!
Lazulo gets sexually
gay gay gay gay gay gay. and done so well.
@ally d Oh dearie, you're not even going to make it 2 months
Make some super cuts