Iron Mic: Eli Porter vs. Envy

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @obungusschmungus8333
    @obungusschmungus8333 2 года назад +2400

    Eli isn't disabled but he do have a severe diss ability

  • @tassimotown9667
    @tassimotown9667 11 месяцев назад +969

    CLASSICS never die, 2024 crew checking in

    • @251251
      @251251 11 месяцев назад +17

      The Iron Curtain fell, but the Iron Mic will never fall.

    • @wunderlive
      @wunderlive 11 месяцев назад +12

      We so nice that we could’ve been Marvelous’ brother.

    • @arturomartinez5289
      @arturomartinez5289 11 месяцев назад +3

      Right here bro🙏🏼😂I’ve had this video saved since like 2016🤣🤣🤣

    • @MultiNobleSpartan
      @MultiNobleSpartan 11 месяцев назад +9

      Dude alittle too handsy on j dub thats a pause man holding him like diddy holding usher

    • @nyfroggie
      @nyfroggie 11 месяцев назад +3

      had to check in 1 time for the 1 time in 2024

  • @BodegaMouse
    @BodegaMouse Год назад +470

    17 when this blessed me. Now I'm 33 and I had to come back.

    • @Purebred_Pitbull
      @Purebred_Pitbull 10 месяцев назад +13

      Yo word bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m 32 now with 2 kids hahahahaha

    • @Spit1990
      @Spit1990 10 месяцев назад +9

      Yall the best, mayne.

    • @Jaytheworker
      @Jaytheworker 9 месяцев назад +3

      Lmfaooo I was 11 first watching I’m 24 now came back right cause I wanted to laugh god forgive me

    • @eganc1976
      @eganc1976 8 месяцев назад +3

      You deeeed it!

    • @Spit1990
      @Spit1990 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@eganc1976 i wish I could customize my achievements to say this.

  • @soletrek7126
    @soletrek7126 9 лет назад +6767

    Eli's 2nd verse was actually fire when you break it down.
    "See Ima let you know who the best, by the hour" (Every hour hes gonna remind you hes the best)
    "He just like Rosie Odonnel at a bisexual bridal shower" (Even at a bisexual event, Envy is gayer than everyone else)
    "It aint nothin to me man, I keep it for real" (This flow is easy, and I tell the truth)
    "Look at his dental, man, with a dent on a grill" (His teeth are crooked and specifically have a dent in them)
    "See, Im the best, I told you that" (A reference to his earlier verse)
    "This dude like that, he running from the cat" (Envy is "like that" as in not into women, and in fact, runs from them)
    "Naw I messed up, but Ima stay on top" (Although he slipped earlier he's still the best)
    "They told me, man, but you know, Im never gone flop" (He defies critics)
    "Look at this dude, he needs to stay in the shade" (Envy is so ugly he needs to stay where he cant be seen)
    "Aint no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade" (Another reference to Envy's sexuality)
    "I told you man I got you roasted like ever" (I'm destroying you right now)
    "You dont know but my rhymes, they straight up clever" (You arent smart enough to comprehend my lyrics)
    "So you step down off the pedestal" (Humble yourself)
    "Im the best man, you need to go to the fucking dental" (Once again, your teeth need evaluation)
    straight fire

    • @jcg9649
      @jcg9649 9 лет назад +326

      Damm son

    • @TheFlamingPike
      @TheFlamingPike 9 лет назад +538

      +Sole Trek Thx for the white man translations

    • @Blad3sofWaR
      @Blad3sofWaR 9 лет назад +378

      Damn Man, Eli's Lyrics run a lot deeper then I thought XD

    • @rust_28
      @rust_28 9 лет назад +76

      +MyHeadAsplodes hahahahah you killed me man

    • @ThePanshow10
      @ThePanshow10 9 лет назад +211

      +Sole Trek You deserve the nobel peace prize for what you just did.

  • @Ttimmy
    @Ttimmy 4 года назад +2096

    When Eli said “I’m the best mayne, I did it.”
    I felt that.

  • @svnthabyss
    @svnthabyss 5 лет назад +2601

    Telling my kids that this was 8 mile.

    • @Hideotic
      @Hideotic 4 года назад +28

      It’s all the same lol

    • @weat9709
      @weat9709 4 года назад +16

      Telling my kids this was modern art

    • @kekebsmith2726
      @kekebsmith2726 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ultraseb
      @ultraseb 4 года назад +2

      Joker!!! I'm dead!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @seandafny
      @seandafny 4 года назад +1

      Ok this 1 caught me lhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @ProphetRish
    @ProphetRish 2 года назад +182

    15 years later I'm back here for this masterpiece. Eli is the goat. 🤣

  • @pootershnitzel
    @pootershnitzel 5 лет назад +851

    Legend has it, that Marv-O still has his arms around the judge

    • @jtwnino1989
      @jtwnino1989 3 года назад +87

      Man that had to be awkward as hell.🤣

    • @MegaMoegreen
      @MegaMoegreen 2 года назад +43

      Oh you mean your boy Jdub??

    • @billycross2716
      @billycross2716 2 года назад +16

      bruh this comment lmaooo

    • @lotsapprovedmedia
      @lotsapprovedmedia 2 года назад +24

      #lotsapproved ✅ that was uncomfortable to watch his arms around him I thought he was about to squeeze his chest lol

    • @christiang5525
      @christiang5525 2 года назад +1

      Bro not even on no homophobe tip that shit bothered me so much like why tf u keep touching that man

  • @deecool47
    @deecool47 9 лет назад +656

    "That was great, it had to be better than last time."
    What the fuck happened last time?

  • @berrysaturn5958
    @berrysaturn5958 8 лет назад +1071

    Pretty interesting to know that the reason Eli stopped his magnificent flows was because he was being told to not use cuss words. Had they not cut him off he would have put on one of the greatest freestyles of all time.

    • @kellyvik6578
      @kellyvik6578 8 лет назад +12

      true dat

    • @tensedone595
      @tensedone595 8 лет назад +20

      Never knew that,

    • @Zenaku
      @Zenaku 8 лет назад +7

      Thank you for the information

    • @liveinlovealways
      @liveinlovealways 8 лет назад +65

      That's also why they cut him off at the end, cause he says "fuckin" lmfaooo

    • @graphitepoo
      @graphitepoo 6 лет назад +3

      +John Doe he said freak lmaooooo

  • @desmondstanley4372
    @desmondstanley4372 2 года назад +225

    I remember when this first came out. Me and the boys joked so hard on Eli but after 14 years I can see that Eli was on a whole other level. Straight fire. Still funny af though 🤣. I hope he’s doing alright these days. Brings back good memories.

  • @MindBat
    @MindBat 6 лет назад +323

    Eli wears his shirt like he just rushed out the bathroom with a head full of bars.

  • @deserteagle1039
    @deserteagle1039 8 лет назад +7402

    Eli cheated he wrote his lyrics on the back of his eye lids

    • @deserteagle1039
      @deserteagle1039 8 лет назад +36

      ***** but im no where near being black hahaha

    • @deserteagle1039
      @deserteagle1039 8 лет назад +39

      +Eric Okoye i was not aware to be honest no one has ever steped up to me and called me that in person and i am not involved in landscaping but i do have a buddy that i can forsure guranteeeee you hes doing a wholllleee lot better than most people just cutting grass haha anyways enjoy your racist life

    • @-cymru-9445
      @-cymru-9445 8 лет назад +8

      wonder where u stole that joke from

    • @-cymru-9445
      @-cymru-9445 8 лет назад +1

      +Retarded Trash haha

    • @dakotawagoner
      @dakotawagoner 8 лет назад +1

      haha

  • @stevensoto2230
    @stevensoto2230 5 лет назад +2342

    The real question is why homie all on his shoulders like that

  • @KevinMatos-sx8ov
    @KevinMatos-sx8ov 5 месяцев назад +47

    Best battle ever 😂😊..who here on 2024😅

    • @sitwithbritt
      @sitwithbritt 4 месяца назад

      Some of us never left 😂

  • @prod_fried
    @prod_fried 5 лет назад +1197

    -"im tha best mang, i deed it"
    *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS KICK IN*

    • @Calel_S
      @Calel_S 5 лет назад +28

      U better stop! LOL!

    • @Purplenirvanaa
      @Purplenirvanaa 5 лет назад +19

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @italianauthority4243
      @italianauthority4243 5 лет назад +22

      Gullible niggas be like “oh he was in nam?”

    • @derrick7806
      @derrick7806 5 лет назад +6

      Greatest reply in history LMAOOOOOO

    • @ItBe_Kanti
      @ItBe_Kanti 5 лет назад +4

      I cannot breathe💀💀💀

  • @arusha6
    @arusha6 9 лет назад +275

    Forever an Internet classic...

    • @ofrhythm
      @ofrhythm 9 лет назад +5

      Forever, and ever.

    • @slaterisdead1757
      @slaterisdead1757 6 лет назад

      Cool Story ok

    • @OGStarlightKY
      @OGStarlightKY 6 лет назад

      Cool Story You know, you know you're thirsty
      You thirsty
      Oh, you're thirsty
      Oh, you're thirsty
      Oh, you're thirsty
      Oh, you're thirsty

    • @cheevosmith892
      @cheevosmith892 5 лет назад

      Guys guy guys, no one is molesting anyones sister. Show Eli some love.

  • @ericperry27
    @ericperry27 5 лет назад +349

    Rosie O Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower....
    HE WON OFF THAT LINE ALONE!

  • @saltinesavior8229
    @saltinesavior8229 8 лет назад +707

    So I tried to use the line "Ima let you know who the best, by the hour, it's like Rosie O'Donnell, at a bisexual bridal shower" as my senior quote and my school wouldn't let me. I tried to honor you Eli, I tried.

    • @Stokedhavok
      @Stokedhavok 8 лет назад +48

      Lol! You're awesome! Too bad your school was straight up playa hatin' and wouldn't let you adequately represent Eli.

    • @saltinesavior8229
      @saltinesavior8229 8 лет назад +9

      Stokedhavok word

    • @Meckastar
      @Meckastar 8 лет назад +41

      why not just use "im duh bess mayne, ah deed it"

    • @saltinesavior8229
      @saltinesavior8229 8 лет назад +29

      +Dry Sea-Men Because the Rosie line was just too genius, I couldn't ignore it XD

    • @ssj_roger
      @ssj_roger 6 лет назад +6

      Fuck, I should've. Tried that

  • @AsiaBossLady
    @AsiaBossLady 2 года назад +109

    I'm telling you, 15 yrs later in 2022, this is STILL one of the best videos on RUclips! Hope eli is koo in life, he legit made my day when I seen this yrs ago, an it still tickles me pink today! 💯🥰⚰️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🎯😅

    • @JohnfuckingColtrane
      @JohnfuckingColtrane 2 года назад +6

      I came back to this last night and I had no idea there’s a documentary about it. If you didn’t see it watch it, it’s amazing!!

    • @SingsongsAndwakeUup
      @SingsongsAndwakeUup 2 года назад +6

      Just now a coworker said "I did it" and here I am showing him this gem

    • @J.P.G.78
      @J.P.G.78 2 года назад +2

      Bisexual bridal shower 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DJSamsonofficial
      @DJSamsonofficial 2 года назад +3

      it's been over 10 years since i last saw this. But somehow i remembered every single word.

    • @AsiaBossLady
      @AsiaBossLady 2 года назад +1

      Ayyyeeee, all these comments got me weak!!! Ion even know who to respond too! Lol y'all are ALL great an funny!!!! "I did it"!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🎯😭😆💜😘💯

  • @YOUNGMIKE210
    @YOUNGMIKE210 6 лет назад +615

    WHEN RUclips WAS A SIMPLER PLACE

  • @Datsugahwallsplitta
    @Datsugahwallsplitta 5 лет назад +1750

    Classics never die. 2019 viewers where you at?!

    • @autokrft
      @autokrft 5 лет назад +13

      top 10 youtube videos of all time

    • @FoggyLungz613
      @FoggyLungz613 5 лет назад +5

      I DEED IT!

    • @FoggyLungz613
      @FoggyLungz613 5 лет назад +1

      @@Datsugahwallsplitta 😂🤣😂

    • @gelatnis
      @gelatnis 5 лет назад +6

      Both did good, but i give it to ELI cause he did GREAT

    • @bespokestrong
      @bespokestrong 5 лет назад +2

      🙋🏽‍♂️

  • @selfawaredrew
    @selfawaredrew 3 года назад +1068

    I hope Eli is doing well and knows how much this video is appreciated, even in 2021.

    • @OffBelay_
      @OffBelay_ 3 года назад +16

      For real man! I wonder if he got off dialysis.

    • @LIG87
      @LIG87 3 года назад +61

      he is alive and well hes on instagram and he posts every so often

    • @reallycoolguy4249
      @reallycoolguy4249 3 года назад +5

      @@LIG87 whats his instagram?

    • @s8v1
      @s8v1 2 года назад +4

      @@reallycoolguy4249 portereli

    • @merkcityboy834
      @merkcityboy834 2 года назад +9

      @@LIG87 he still rapping.

  • @jeromegardner6433
    @jeromegardner6433 2 года назад +35

    *Gets promotion at job*
    Me: “Im the best mayne! I did it!

    • @tie-shaun22424
      @tie-shaun22424 2 года назад +6

      When you get employee of the month😂😂

  • @Bewt
    @Bewt 5 лет назад +774

    All these years later and I still feel like this is the perfect RUclips video. It has something funny happening almost every second, from the video effects like the heart and the hilarious gradient at the beginning, then Marv-Os awkward intro where he says hes not going to explain the rules and then instantly explains the rules, to marvo Huggin on his bro. Literally everything Eli does is incredibly hilarious. To the outro with great lines like "That HAD to be better than last time!" To "They both did good but imma go with Envy cause he did great."
    Sketch shows like SNL and even Tim and Eric will NEVER come close to topping this. Its a masterpiece. Imagine how many more masterpieces are hiding in the vaults of highschools?

    • @samsule8339
      @samsule8339 5 лет назад +8

      You right

    • @sphinxproductions
      @sphinxproductions 4 года назад

      frfr

    • @tulsaoklahoma4820
      @tulsaoklahoma4820 4 года назад +17

      Dude. Speech class in HS we watched all the previous years project videos.. legit the funniest thing ever.

    • @sphinxproductions
      @sphinxproductions 4 года назад

      @@tulsaoklahoma4820 lol same here this brings back memories from back in the day. What other project videos did they have?

    • @codeezie
      @codeezie 4 года назад

      You nailed it.

  • @badandy8888
    @badandy8888 10 лет назад +202

    He said he's like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower! LMAO!!!

  • @coolero80
    @coolero80 5 лет назад +483

    At 2:17 Eli dips out to another dimension to retrieve the rest of his bars.

    • @tylerb1483
      @tylerb1483 3 года назад +45

      Lmfao. They were having to explain to him not to curse and keep it clean because this was for a high school broadcast class.

    • @troykelly4765
      @troykelly4765 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @niijigod3864
      @niijigod3864 3 года назад

      LMFAOO

    • @Henry-sl6tc
      @Henry-sl6tc 3 года назад +2

      Bruh I just peed 🤣🤣💀

    • @BobbiHiru
      @BobbiHiru 2 года назад +3

      @@tylerb1483 why did you have to kill the joke.

  • @MrNeal1981
    @MrNeal1981 3 года назад +45

    I love the way Marvo says he isn't going to waste time going over the rules and them immediately goes over the rules!!

    • @CircusofPython
      @CircusofPython Год назад +7

      Marvo is definitely an unsung hero in this. I’ve been saying “U’ nex we have…Eli” for the past 15 years

  • @leejones7142
    @leejones7142 9 лет назад +706

    Yall already know da rules so I ain't gonna explain da rules but here go the rules

  • @saleemwaheed9956
    @saleemwaheed9956 4 года назад +347

    I've been sayin, " I'm the best mane", for 12 years. It's a huge part of my linguistic style. But as the years passed, I forgot where I got the line from. So I finally remembered, and had to watch this video to refresh my memory on who the best really is.

    • @aliciaclaire81
      @aliciaclaire81 4 года назад +29

      You deed it.
      Seriously, same. Eli Porter changed my vocabulary forever.

    • @seandafny
      @seandafny 4 года назад +3

      Lol thats awesome

    • @timsohn7057
      @timsohn7057 3 года назад +7

      I still say “I got one question mayne”

    • @niijigod3864
      @niijigod3864 3 года назад

      LMFAOO

    • @LegaliseShemp
      @LegaliseShemp 3 года назад +1

      Me too, brother... me too.

  • @AceVane
    @AceVane 3 года назад +804

    Eli won!! i don’t care what y’all think .
    He did it

  • @Teabone3
    @Teabone3 2 года назад +50

    "This dude he running from the cat" LMFAO

  • @toddpinkstonisgod
    @toddpinkstonisgod 4 года назад +518

    3:37...That “heart effect” (used for no particular reason) framing Eli’s face after he just spit hot fire really puts this over the top 😂😂

    • @nftking1
      @nftking1 2 года назад +10

      thats how i use zoom

    • @pastoryoda2789
      @pastoryoda2789 2 года назад +2

      Lmaooooo

    • @xtlm
      @xtlm 2 года назад +24

      Then the camera for the effect transitions to the two guys caressing each other just a split second. So great.

    • @edmundherrera6450
      @edmundherrera6450 Год назад +1

      He’s the best mang 🤘💯

    • @spvcs3615
      @spvcs3615 Год назад

      Facts the original base god

  • @Acer-dh6qm
    @Acer-dh6qm 5 лет назад +361

    The guy getting rubbed down by his homy is like Rosie o donell at a bi sexual bridal shower.

  • @cosmicprankmusic
    @cosmicprankmusic 5 лет назад +793

    I feel horrible for those who will die having never seen this.

    • @Save_Train
      @Save_Train 4 года назад +6

      I swear bro!!!! Everyone should experience this laugh in their life! I been rocking this video for a decade now!

    • @andrewnagy600
      @andrewnagy600 4 года назад +2

      🤣😎

    • @aliciaclaire81
      @aliciaclaire81 4 года назад

      @@Save_Train Same, Mayne.

    • @presenceof
      @presenceof 4 года назад

      Broo

    • @waqarsarfraz4205
      @waqarsarfraz4205 4 года назад

      Eminem sent me here 😂

  • @blockchainballer4542
    @blockchainballer4542 Год назад +12

    It’s 2023 and I’m checking in to one of the most legendary videos I’ve ever seen on RUclips 😂😂. I saw this at least 15 years ago

  • @_KeneYah
    @_KeneYah 5 лет назад +598

    *I swear every 3-5 years when they put this video in my recommended, I always get excited like I never seen it before!* 😅📽💯✌🏾

  • @gusmartinez8482
    @gusmartinez8482 6 лет назад +565

    I'm so glad this video is still up. I hope this is backed up somewhere in case RUclips ever goes under. This should be added to the National Recording Registry.

    • @spork8655
      @spork8655 5 лет назад +20

      I mean... I sure as hell have it archived.

    • @ericiriarte6111
      @ericiriarte6111 5 лет назад +1

      Gus Martinez Criterion needs to step up & do a limited edition with the documentary in the bonus features “leh go”

    • @saiyangod9640
      @saiyangod9640 5 лет назад

      @@ericiriarte6111 💀💀💀

    • @devondudley3133
      @devondudley3133 5 лет назад

      RUclips classic footage

    • @Ralphunreal
      @Ralphunreal 3 года назад

      @@spork8655 lol

  • @ryanecho1
    @ryanecho1 10 лет назад +698

    why was he rubbin on that man's chest

  • @shamgoesglobal
    @shamgoesglobal 2 года назад +17

    This lives rent free in my head

  • @Batmanhec
    @Batmanhec 3 года назад +270

    “This dude, like that, he runnin from the cat” actually had a good flow. Eli got robbed

    • @secondgiygas4599
      @secondgiygas4599 2 года назад +5

      I had never heard his real verse and no lie I got up near the end

    • @homeboi9794
      @homeboi9794 2 года назад +11

      Apparently he meant gat but honestly I like his flubbed line better

    • @rav9681
      @rav9681 Год назад +17

      @@homeboi9794it’s a smart lyric calling envy gay “like that” “running from the cat(pussy)”

  • @KrugerLDN
    @KrugerLDN 6 лет назад +1679

    The dislikes are from the people already in the gay parade

    • @andrewjenkinson8948
      @andrewjenkinson8948 5 лет назад +53

      And/or people who need to go to the fucking dental.

    • @michaelb.2413
      @michaelb.2413 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @zzzzimmers5046
      @zzzzimmers5046 5 лет назад +1

      Here’s some more lofi rap
      ruclips.net/video/sY1t2eqdvaQ/видео.html

    • @kyoakland
      @kyoakland 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @LegaciesRetrieval
      @LegaciesRetrieval 5 лет назад +7

      Proverbs 17-18 You don’t know what a gay pride parade is?

  • @Justiceprayedfor
    @Justiceprayedfor 8 лет назад +466

    I hope Marv-O and his boo thang in the chair are still together.

    • @beezjourney0129
      @beezjourney0129 6 лет назад +24

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @johndodson6509
      @johndodson6509 6 лет назад +21

      givin pec massages and shit

    • @MasamuneIceDragon
      @MasamuneIceDragon 6 лет назад +30

      That shit looked highly sus 😂😂😂

    • @ARMOSPHERE
      @ARMOSPHERE 6 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @804186443
      @804186443 5 лет назад +35

      Yes the went to that bisexual bridal shower. That's why eli said that line

  • @PhyliciaLyn
    @PhyliciaLyn 3 дня назад +1

    I always come back to this when I need a good laugh.

  • @bradensmith661
    @bradensmith661 3 года назад +176

    2:10 when envy looked up like "was he supposed to say that???" always kills me

    • @MN_2003
      @MN_2003 2 года назад +21

      He felt it too mayne something magical was gonna happen

  • @michaelbuntenbach1737
    @michaelbuntenbach1737 6 лет назад +195

    Marv-o had too much love for the dude in middle lmao

  • @tassimotown9667
    @tassimotown9667 5 лет назад +676

    CLASSICS never die, 2020 crew checking in.

  • @Nyfancam01
    @Nyfancam01 6 дней назад +2

    Bro I watched this video almost 20 YEARS AGO but I’m back. Eli snapped and that’s on everything!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dinary0v3
    @dinary0v3 4 года назад +1210

    Only thing that can comfort us during this COVID19 crisis.

    • @Hideotic
      @Hideotic 4 года назад +6

      Facts lol

    • @jsXanatos
      @jsXanatos 4 года назад +10

      hey guys did you hear about CURRENT EVENT? HOLY SHIT CURRENT EVENT GIVE MY COMMENT LIKES!!!

    • @benw4401
      @benw4401 4 года назад +14

      Like Rosie O'Donnell at bisexual bridal showers.

    • @Bigg_Westcoast
      @Bigg_Westcoast 4 года назад +1

      Yessir

    • @ManiGee5973
      @ManiGee5973 4 года назад +1

      Its 9:05 and I thought abt this 😂

  • @TreadmillMixes01
    @TreadmillMixes01 3 года назад +139

    “I’m the best Mayn, I did it” the best line in hip hop ever!!!
    “I did it” so simple yet profound

    • @bigcockANDballs
      @bigcockANDballs Год назад +2

      With the beat's back vocal going "i really mean it Ah!" Shit is pure gold. Amazing this wasnt planned

    • @WolfenX4
      @WolfenX4 Год назад +3

      He won just off that

  • @goldenDropBear
    @goldenDropBear 5 лет назад +537

    Notice eminem has never had beef with eli? EM Don't want this smoke. KING ELI👑

    • @shemuelisrael4871
      @shemuelisrael4871 5 лет назад +9

      Facts

    • @sweetsatin24
      @sweetsatin24 5 лет назад +3

      U see it 😂

    • @jasjfl
      @jasjfl 5 лет назад +5

      Em is already in the gay parade so what more is there to say?

    • @maxwell285
      @maxwell285 5 лет назад +6

      Everyone knows that Eminem go after easy targets

    • @Hideotic
      @Hideotic 5 лет назад

      He just dissed him

  • @joecammaroto8965
    @joecammaroto8965 2 года назад +16

    I mean this is still the best video ever created. Theres not a single doubt in my mind that this is the best video to ever be uploaded to any platform in the entire world. The awkwardness, the rapping, the video quality, just everything about this video is perfect.

  • @joejulet5224
    @joejulet5224 9 лет назад +268

    After all these years and I'm still cracking up lmao

  • @pablomoncada3074
    @pablomoncada3074 6 лет назад +454

    Can someone explain why “ya boi mahvo” has his damn hands wrapped around that dudes chest?

  • @zackyzackyzacky1
    @zackyzackyzacky1 5 лет назад +263

    2:14 "I'm da best mane, I deeeed iiittt."

    • @johnnybags2324
      @johnnybags2324 5 лет назад +7

      @zlo no, he deeeed iiittt

    • @DivoCapella
      @DivoCapella 5 лет назад +9

      Most Iconic bars of all time 🙏🔥🔥

    • @HGMerc99
      @HGMerc99 5 лет назад +6

      My iPod has been named iDeeediiittt for the past 12 years because of this legend right here.

    • @ChubbyCox13
      @ChubbyCox13 5 лет назад +6

      "I really mean it! I!"

    • @joeblow8097
      @joeblow8097 4 года назад

      Like what exactly is it that you deeed???😦

  • @M0HAK0
    @M0HAK0 6 месяцев назад +17

    Who is watchin this classic in 2024?

  • @TheInfamousChes2
    @TheInfamousChes2 5 лет назад +980

    True story - this was for a high school video class. Eli wasn’t supposed to curse. He “pauses” because there’s people in the background telling him to stop cursing lol. That’s why he paused both times lol. His 2nd verse was legit fire 🔥🔥🔥

    • @shatteredlights2629
      @shatteredlights2629 4 года назад +89

      And he still cussed after. 😂😂

    • @jaymoney3134
      @jaymoney3134 4 года назад +33

      @@shatteredlights2629 "u cussed again Eli lmaooooo

    • @jaymoney3134
      @jaymoney3134 4 года назад +39

      @@shatteredlights2629 he talking about he said "freak tho" 😂😂😂😭😭

    • @ghan7241
      @ghan7241 4 года назад +38

      and he went off talking about gay and bi 😂😂😂

    • @redd8278
      @redd8278 4 года назад +4

      Yeah Chamblee High School

  • @MehoyMinoy1
    @MehoyMinoy1 4 года назад +168

    Eminem said: “Eyes rollin’ back in my skull like Eli Porter” in the song “Book of Rhymes”
    Yo🔥 I would never have thought he saw this lol

    • @deeharris5592
      @deeharris5592 3 года назад +25

      Everybody saw this. Everybody from Kanye to Pharrell have name dropped this dude

    • @awookiefromendor
      @awookiefromendor 3 года назад +6

      @@deeharris5592 rightfully so.

    • @Germonimo
      @Germonimo 3 года назад +1

      Yeah man, I didn't know either

    • @thewarriorhk
      @thewarriorhk 3 года назад +5

      @@deeharris5592 like ELI I deeeed it

    • @devilfishb2501
      @devilfishb2501 3 года назад +15

      have you never seen the film "The Book of Eli"? Its where Denzel Washington has to carry Ems book of Rhymes across the post apocalyptic landscape.

  • @axzxxzxa8613
    @axzxxzxa8613 8 лет назад +88

    "This nigga saltlikeaniggawhobegittinthebes, see i'm the best mayyyne, I deed it." - Eli Porter

    • @ciaphagray1063
      @ciaphagray1063 7 лет назад +2

      Axzx xzxA he said soft, not salt!

    • @traviswallace9998
      @traviswallace9998 11 месяцев назад +1

      Man I just fuckin DIED reading this because I can't tell you how many times I've tried to dissect this verse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DurielMoore
      @DurielMoore 11 месяцев назад

      I really mean it.

  • @UrbanRomance_
    @UrbanRomance_ Год назад +8

    Visiting in 2023.. this video will always be a classic!! He got nervous in the beginning but went off on the second half! 😂 Hope my guy Eli is doing well!

  • @cafenightster4548
    @cafenightster4548 5 лет назад +153

    Eli's rap verse was literally the greatest ive ever heard, this beats 2Pac, Biggie, Em, Dre, Cudi, Kanye, Nas, Tec9, Immortal Tec, Cube, literally every rapper that lived. Eli, you made the greatest verse ever, be proud of that.

  • @darrinharris373
    @darrinharris373 8 лет назад +380

    I"m trying to figure out why the host rubbin that one guys chest ever so gently.

    • @HetLedie
      @HetLedie 6 лет назад +49

      I tell you when you older,son.

    • @Tombombadillo999
      @Tombombadillo999 6 лет назад +21

      Coz not all guys are insecure af about any action they do. Its todays manginas that feel deeply out of touch with their masculinity. Today any kind of action, in the mind of a weak insecure male, goes along with a constant mindfukin thought of “am i man enough”? When they dont realize that having that constant thought is wht makes them less men than guys of back in the days.

    • @sweetsatin24
      @sweetsatin24 5 лет назад +45

      Clearly they are practicing for the BISEXUAL BRIDAL SHOWER😂

    • @Ryattt81
      @Ryattt81 5 лет назад +4

      He had a cold. Vicks was all the nurse had.

    • @CM-pr1oq
      @CM-pr1oq 5 лет назад

      Could be brothers and when you from the hood you love your little bro and got no shame showing it

  • @KTKZon58
    @KTKZon58 8 лет назад +498

    Buddy standing up the judges' table looks like he the one who went to that bisexual bridal shower😂😂😂

    • @DLloydisDFG
      @DLloydisDFG 8 лет назад +70

      and the gay parade😂

    • @kevinknight6546
      @kevinknight6546 8 лет назад +5

      Aww man y'all dudes lol

    • @OfficialStudio_11
      @OfficialStudio_11 6 лет назад +4

      c dean thats the only bar he felt

    • @andrewx.1799
      @andrewx.1799 6 лет назад +5

      c dean Yo, that shit prophetic tho.
      #EllenDegenerate

    • @Suprheem90
      @Suprheem90 6 лет назад +6

      Ahhhhhh 🗣🗣🗣 I gotta get outta these comments man it’s too much comedy here

  • @trinivegas8545
    @trinivegas8545 9 месяцев назад +10

    It’s 2024 we still in here supporting Eli

  • @armandopedraza2618
    @armandopedraza2618 8 лет назад +167

    Ain't No Wonder Why He Came Out He Already In The Gay Parade

  • @blokejr4801
    @blokejr4801 8 лет назад +70

    3:33 Why'd they put that heart on his face like that😂😂💀

  • @NOBOSStv
    @NOBOSStv 4 года назад +45

    Who's here after "Book of Rhymes"??? Em stoopid! He's got me looking up this guy....

  • @yousguys00
    @yousguys00 Год назад +7

    We're not looking for these old songs, we're looking for the memories they hold. REAL MUSIC! Am I right??

    • @KvltKommando
      @KvltKommando 10 месяцев назад +1

      no... I am lookin for the old songs

    • @yousguys00
      @yousguys00 10 месяцев назад

      @@KvltKommando search on dude

  • @thecheck4879
    @thecheck4879 6 лет назад +347

    "Look at this dude,he need to stay in the shade, aint no wonder why he came out, he already in a gay parade"-Eli Porter ... 3:16

  • @know1squarter307
    @know1squarter307 4 года назад +748

    “Like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower”
    Lyrics like that take minutes to right, Eli did it in seconds

    • @mcgruber
      @mcgruber 4 года назад +19

      Not always. Sometimes people are sporadic. I have it. Ideas just flow at times. This is why some emcees can freestyle and others focus on their pen. It's similar for all forms of art that allows free flow. Being quick witted with a large vocabulary seems to be the foundation but there are more elements involved. It's also why freestyles tend to vary from hard lines from nowhere to basic nonsense that doesn't fit. Eyedea was a beast with this. Possibly my favourite legit freestyles I've heard.

    • @dagaybrucewayne
      @dagaybrucewayne 3 года назад +17

      My nigga mean on that beat too

    • @rammsteinkorduner3114
      @rammsteinkorduner3114 3 года назад +20

      he da best he told u dat

    • @dagaybrucewayne
      @dagaybrucewayne 3 года назад +6

      @@rammsteinkorduner3114 dis dude like dat

    • @miakodeim5169
      @miakodeim5169 3 года назад +14

      Eli kilt the show twice. "LOOK AT THIS DUDE HE NEED TO STAY IN THE SHADE ... LOL 😆 😆 TRUE WINNER ELI PERIOD LOL

  • @Hitman7xx
    @Hitman7xx 5 лет назад +107

    This is one of the original RUclips vids, it's more valuable than bitcoin!

  • @BB69175
    @BB69175 5 месяцев назад +5

    Still one of the best clips on the internet

  • @abrahamsanchez2599
    @abrahamsanchez2599 5 лет назад +115

    2:43 is when Eli realized he’s the best

  • @snowy800123
    @snowy800123 9 лет назад +803

    looks like he's trying to download the lyrics! hahaha

  • @TheMadTitanM5
    @TheMadTitanM5 5 лет назад +174

    After this Eli went to the NBA and became Anthony Davis.

  • @phubans
    @phubans Год назад +13

    This is one of those rare videos that is just perfect in terms of its comedic elements. 15 years on and I keep coming back every time I think of this. On the real though, I think Eli honestly killed it considering his obvious disability. He should have won but the judges were probably insulted by his gay remarks.

  • @ninjaphenom2
    @ninjaphenom2 8 лет назад +125

    "IM THE BEST MAYNE, I DID IT."

  • @sinistersam51
    @sinistersam51 9 лет назад +207

    you could actually tell that Eli is extremely intelligent ..based on his disability and his ability to come up with those rhymes off the top .. he deserved to win in my opinion.

    • @hiphopfans7
      @hiphopfans7 9 лет назад +9

      +sinistersam51 He's disabled. I heard his music he doesn't sound disabled just not able to freestyle lol

    • @ciaphagray1063
      @ciaphagray1063 7 лет назад

      sinistersam51 yup

    • @princerah7340
      @princerah7340 6 лет назад

      sinistersam51 he did win

    • @quitinharleston6537
      @quitinharleston6537 2 года назад

      He was better

  • @megabomberfry3140
    @megabomberfry3140 9 лет назад +209

    IM THE BEST MEEEIIING I DEEED IIIT

  • @nicharmony313
    @nicharmony313 2 года назад +6

    Thank you 85 south for bringing me back to this

  • @Slashoom
    @Slashoom 8 лет назад +310

    how the hell can you give this to Envy. Obvi premeditated, rhymed "cripple" with "cripple" despite being pre-written, and Eli straight slayed him with the Rosei O'donnell line. Eli 1-0 EZ. Who's next?

    • @blokkbangabeatz9671
      @blokkbangabeatz9671 8 лет назад +5

      Slashoom the rhyming words were talking and walking

    • @Mace907
      @Mace907 8 лет назад +11

      How the hell do you rhyme two words in the middle of your sentences?
      I walk down the road and see a dog looking at me
      So I picked up a toad and throw it at the moon
      I rhymed road and toad.

    • @alldayumday2660
      @alldayumday2660 6 лет назад +6

      "Talking cripple" and "walking cripple" and they come at the end of the line

    • @dagaybrucewayne
      @dagaybrucewayne 3 года назад +3

      Shits rigged bro, J Dub Marvo's bitch and Envy on they nuts as well

    • @BobbiHiru
      @BobbiHiru 2 года назад

      Eli is just the best, mane.

  • @ians3801
    @ians3801 8 лет назад +252

    I think Eli is being spoken to by God, that's why he's always looking up. A mild torture, perhaps, but that is the burden that gifted humans face.
    Too bad most of us will never have the wits to recognize his literal skills, even with such a short example.

    • @MindBat
      @MindBat 6 лет назад +4

      Like a modern day Mozart who could hear an entirely brand new symphony in his mind before he put pen to paper.

    • @AsianMike420
      @AsianMike420 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude tf!!!!! Best thing i read all 2019!!

  • @johnlukecampbell3140
    @johnlukecampbell3140 9 лет назад +719

    This was made in 2006, but it looks like it was made in the early 90's

    • @mc4christ
      @mc4christ 9 лет назад +73

      ...Early 70's

    • @RSRtoasteroven
      @RSRtoasteroven 9 лет назад +105

      Actually it was 2003. Watch the Eli Porter documentary.

    • @apigeonateyourcarrot
      @apigeonateyourcarrot 9 лет назад +166

      RSRtoasteroven and lets all be honest, the 90's didnt end till about 2005

    • @pourakattack
      @pourakattack 9 лет назад +44

      This is older. I saw it back in fall of 2003 for the first time and have watched it about 10,000 times since

    • @ofrhythm
      @ofrhythm 9 лет назад +12

      Abbie Ann That's because the 80s didn't want to leave right off the bat.

  • @jamesgish9202
    @jamesgish9202 4 месяца назад +1

    Every once in a while this gets recommended to me and I watch it every time

  • @VikingWolf745
    @VikingWolf745 8 лет назад +46

    Legend has it Eli is still up there on stage roasting like ever

    • @VikingWolf745
      @VikingWolf745 4 года назад

      @oktopustrainer *He sho did he’s a King of Rap*

  • @alexisNRL
    @alexisNRL 5 лет назад +263

    "Both of them did good but I have to give to my boy envy because he did great" Lmao

    • @panama2468
      @panama2468 5 лет назад +23

      Probably got paid off by envy to say that

    • @bilbojenkins2521
      @bilbojenkins2521 5 лет назад +51

      That's the dude who had the bisexual bridal shower with envy...

    • @Kjf4runner
      @Kjf4runner 5 лет назад +2

      Alexis Rancifer envy lost because it wasn’t off the top

    • @UmerKhan-ic8kx
      @UmerKhan-ic8kx 4 года назад +2

      Hey learned the rap at home. (Cheated)
      Eli was spontaneous!

    • @seandafny
      @seandafny 4 года назад

      @@panama2468 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jimmysampson4063
    @jimmysampson4063 5 лет назад +46

    Yall aint hearing eli. That first pause was to let the hook play. "Im da best mayne. I deed it." Then the hook drop. "I really mean it." Straight classic.

    • @Ablelom1990
      @Ablelom1990 5 лет назад +2

      Very few recognize the genius of Eli. Very good my friend.

    • @vietnam209
      @vietnam209 2 месяца назад

      I saw that

  • @stevenrodriguez1597
    @stevenrodriguez1597 25 дней назад +1

    17 years in this is the best youtube video of all time

  • @Quantum_015
    @Quantum_015 5 лет назад +74

    Them fools just mad cuz Eli was clowning on gay folks & they gay with the chest rubbing & heart effects ...

  • @johnnymauricio2452
    @johnnymauricio2452 8 лет назад +928

    The second guy had Vietnam flashbacks

  • @chrisohio9337
    @chrisohio9337 5 лет назад +584

    The dude in the middle chair was being violated the whole time. When he wraps his arms around the dude at 3:53 his face goes from 😄 to 😕 lol
    Update: Marv-O and J-Dub are expecting their first child

    • @MsLH208
      @MsLH208 5 лет назад +9

      Lol!!!!!!!

    • @aldenbynum742
      @aldenbynum742 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @ilovethisbar63
      @ilovethisbar63 5 лет назад +18

      His face went from I'm cool in the closet to why you trying to blast me online like this

    • @godson1of1
      @godson1of1 5 лет назад +3

      Yea that was weird🤔🤔🤔

    • @aldenbynum742
      @aldenbynum742 5 лет назад +1

      What’s up with the same white tees alike huh?

  • @GemiLiGhT
    @GemiLiGhT 5 месяцев назад +2

    It's been YEARS since I've even thought about this video. Eli randomly popped in my head.

  • @PrinceRodriguezTV
    @PrinceRodriguezTV 8 лет назад +125

    "You talk it I live it, like Eli I did it!" - Kanye

    • @guistheslim-sumo3361
      @guistheslim-sumo3361 6 лет назад +8

      Brandon Rodriguez woke level: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000😲😲😲😲

    • @dirtyasianmafia2310
      @dirtyasianmafia2310 6 лет назад +4

      damn man what song is that from

    • @archer8000
      @archer8000 6 лет назад +6

      @@dirtyasianmafia2310 H.A.M from the Watch the Throne album

  • @mistermister1050
    @mistermister1050 9 лет назад +206

    Does he need to keep his hands on dude like that?

  • @andrewpourak1032
    @andrewpourak1032 10 лет назад +97

    Is it bad that I have the entire video memorized?

    • @kamoshxwty
      @kamoshxwty 10 лет назад

      ***** Lmfao same.

    • @javihxndrxx7420
      @javihxndrxx7420 10 лет назад

      No not at all i know the whole verses

    • @darioinfini
      @darioinfini 9 лет назад +1

      Andrew Pourak I quote from Eli all the time. I'm da best mane!

  • @sb608557
    @sb608557 2 года назад +3

    I first saw this back in high school in 2004, it’s 2022 and still laughing like I never saw it before.

  • @kanthonyofficial
    @kanthonyofficial 6 лет назад +103

    the heart symbol cutaway to them dudes hugging each other is honestly the funniest thing in the video

    • @DreMurrz
      @DreMurrz 5 лет назад +5

      I'm telling ya....😂😂

    • @Animals_As_Leaders
      @Animals_As_Leaders 5 лет назад +5

      It was like they did it on purpose 😂

  • @DaRealKing303
    @DaRealKing303 6 лет назад +26

    12 years later and I'm still analyzing his raps, the TRUE RAP GOD!

  • @SebbySenpai
    @SebbySenpai 10 лет назад +64

    Sure, the rap was incredible.
    But seeing Marv-O and J-Dub express their love so openly was the *REAL* show.
    Ohhhhhhh, those big manly Marv-O arms. Makes me weak.

  • @KDaveed
    @KDaveed Год назад +17

    So, no one is going to comment on how wild the host is to have his arms around homies neck like that. All while introducing lol

    • @Mordecai154
      @Mordecai154 5 месяцев назад

      You must have not scrolled through the comments before you typed this