Eli's 2nd verse was actually fire when you break it down. "See Ima let you know who the best, by the hour" (Every hour hes gonna remind you hes the best) "He just like Rosie Odonnel at a bisexual bridal shower" (Even at a bisexual event, Envy is gayer than everyone else) "It aint nothin to me man, I keep it for real" (This flow is easy, and I tell the truth) "Look at his dental, man, with a dent on a grill" (His teeth are crooked and specifically have a dent in them) "See, Im the best, I told you that" (A reference to his earlier verse) "This dude like that, he running from the cat" (Envy is "like that" as in not into women, and in fact, runs from them) "Naw I messed up, but Ima stay on top" (Although he slipped earlier he's still the best) "They told me, man, but you know, Im never gone flop" (He defies critics) "Look at this dude, he needs to stay in the shade" (Envy is so ugly he needs to stay where he cant be seen) "Aint no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade" (Another reference to Envy's sexuality) "I told you man I got you roasted like ever" (I'm destroying you right now) "You dont know but my rhymes, they straight up clever" (You arent smart enough to comprehend my lyrics) "So you step down off the pedestal" (Humble yourself) "Im the best man, you need to go to the fucking dental" (Once again, your teeth need evaluation) straight fire
Pretty interesting to know that the reason Eli stopped his magnificent flows was because he was being told to not use cuss words. Had they not cut him off he would have put on one of the greatest freestyles of all time.
I remember when this first came out. Me and the boys joked so hard on Eli but after 14 years I can see that Eli was on a whole other level. Straight fire. Still funny af though 🤣. I hope he’s doing alright these days. Brings back good memories.
+Eric Okoye i was not aware to be honest no one has ever steped up to me and called me that in person and i am not involved in landscaping but i do have a buddy that i can forsure guranteeeee you hes doing a wholllleee lot better than most people just cutting grass haha anyways enjoy your racist life
So I tried to use the line "Ima let you know who the best, by the hour, it's like Rosie O'Donnell, at a bisexual bridal shower" as my senior quote and my school wouldn't let me. I tried to honor you Eli, I tried.
I'm telling you, 15 yrs later in 2022, this is STILL one of the best videos on RUclips! Hope eli is koo in life, he legit made my day when I seen this yrs ago, an it still tickles me pink today! 💯🥰⚰️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🎯😅
All these years later and I still feel like this is the perfect RUclips video. It has something funny happening almost every second, from the video effects like the heart and the hilarious gradient at the beginning, then Marv-Os awkward intro where he says hes not going to explain the rules and then instantly explains the rules, to marvo Huggin on his bro. Literally everything Eli does is incredibly hilarious. To the outro with great lines like "That HAD to be better than last time!" To "They both did good but imma go with Envy cause he did great." Sketch shows like SNL and even Tim and Eric will NEVER come close to topping this. Its a masterpiece. Imagine how many more masterpieces are hiding in the vaults of highschools?
I've been sayin, " I'm the best mane", for 12 years. It's a huge part of my linguistic style. But as the years passed, I forgot where I got the line from. So I finally remembered, and had to watch this video to refresh my memory on who the best really is.
I'm so glad this video is still up. I hope this is backed up somewhere in case RUclips ever goes under. This should be added to the National Recording Registry.
I mean this is still the best video ever created. Theres not a single doubt in my mind that this is the best video to ever be uploaded to any platform in the entire world. The awkwardness, the rapping, the video quality, just everything about this video is perfect.
True story - this was for a high school video class. Eli wasn’t supposed to curse. He “pauses” because there’s people in the background telling him to stop cursing lol. That’s why he paused both times lol. His 2nd verse was legit fire 🔥🔥🔥
Visiting in 2023.. this video will always be a classic!! He got nervous in the beginning but went off on the second half! 😂 Hope my guy Eli is doing well!
Eli's rap verse was literally the greatest ive ever heard, this beats 2Pac, Biggie, Em, Dre, Cudi, Kanye, Nas, Tec9, Immortal Tec, Cube, literally every rapper that lived. Eli, you made the greatest verse ever, be proud of that.
Coz not all guys are insecure af about any action they do. Its todays manginas that feel deeply out of touch with their masculinity. Today any kind of action, in the mind of a weak insecure male, goes along with a constant mindfukin thought of “am i man enough”? When they dont realize that having that constant thought is wht makes them less men than guys of back in the days.
Not always. Sometimes people are sporadic. I have it. Ideas just flow at times. This is why some emcees can freestyle and others focus on their pen. It's similar for all forms of art that allows free flow. Being quick witted with a large vocabulary seems to be the foundation but there are more elements involved. It's also why freestyles tend to vary from hard lines from nowhere to basic nonsense that doesn't fit. Eyedea was a beast with this. Possibly my favourite legit freestyles I've heard.
This is one of those rare videos that is just perfect in terms of its comedic elements. 15 years on and I keep coming back every time I think of this. On the real though, I think Eli honestly killed it considering his obvious disability. He should have won but the judges were probably insulted by his gay remarks.
you could actually tell that Eli is extremely intelligent ..based on his disability and his ability to come up with those rhymes off the top .. he deserved to win in my opinion.
how the hell can you give this to Envy. Obvi premeditated, rhymed "cripple" with "cripple" despite being pre-written, and Eli straight slayed him with the Rosei O'donnell line. Eli 1-0 EZ. Who's next?
How the hell do you rhyme two words in the middle of your sentences? I walk down the road and see a dog looking at me So I picked up a toad and throw it at the moon I rhymed road and toad.
I think Eli is being spoken to by God, that's why he's always looking up. A mild torture, perhaps, but that is the burden that gifted humans face. Too bad most of us will never have the wits to recognize his literal skills, even with such a short example.
Yall aint hearing eli. That first pause was to let the hook play. "Im da best mayne. I deed it." Then the hook drop. "I really mean it." Straight classic.
The dude in the middle chair was being violated the whole time. When he wraps his arms around the dude at 3:53 his face goes from 😄 to 😕 lol Update: Marv-O and J-Dub are expecting their first child
Sure, the rap was incredible. But seeing Marv-O and J-Dub express their love so openly was the *REAL* show. Ohhhhhhh, those big manly Marv-O arms. Makes me weak.
Eli isn't disabled but he do have a severe diss ability
🔥🔥🔥
Hahaha this comment needs like 20k likes because it’s amazing
thats a bar
@dylan facts 🔥
Yeahhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
CLASSICS never die, 2024 crew checking in
The Iron Curtain fell, but the Iron Mic will never fall.
We so nice that we could’ve been Marvelous’ brother.
Right here bro🙏🏼😂I’ve had this video saved since like 2016🤣🤣🤣
Dude alittle too handsy on j dub thats a pause man holding him like diddy holding usher
had to check in 1 time for the 1 time in 2024
17 when this blessed me. Now I'm 33 and I had to come back.
Yo word bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m 32 now with 2 kids hahahahaha
Yall the best, mayne.
Lmfaooo I was 11 first watching I’m 24 now came back right cause I wanted to laugh god forgive me
You deeeed it!
@@eganc1976 i wish I could customize my achievements to say this.
Eli's 2nd verse was actually fire when you break it down.
"See Ima let you know who the best, by the hour" (Every hour hes gonna remind you hes the best)
"He just like Rosie Odonnel at a bisexual bridal shower" (Even at a bisexual event, Envy is gayer than everyone else)
"It aint nothin to me man, I keep it for real" (This flow is easy, and I tell the truth)
"Look at his dental, man, with a dent on a grill" (His teeth are crooked and specifically have a dent in them)
"See, Im the best, I told you that" (A reference to his earlier verse)
"This dude like that, he running from the cat" (Envy is "like that" as in not into women, and in fact, runs from them)
"Naw I messed up, but Ima stay on top" (Although he slipped earlier he's still the best)
"They told me, man, but you know, Im never gone flop" (He defies critics)
"Look at this dude, he needs to stay in the shade" (Envy is so ugly he needs to stay where he cant be seen)
"Aint no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade" (Another reference to Envy's sexuality)
"I told you man I got you roasted like ever" (I'm destroying you right now)
"You dont know but my rhymes, they straight up clever" (You arent smart enough to comprehend my lyrics)
"So you step down off the pedestal" (Humble yourself)
"Im the best man, you need to go to the fucking dental" (Once again, your teeth need evaluation)
straight fire
Damm son
+Sole Trek Thx for the white man translations
Damn Man, Eli's Lyrics run a lot deeper then I thought XD
+MyHeadAsplodes hahahahah you killed me man
+Sole Trek You deserve the nobel peace prize for what you just did.
When Eli said “I’m the best mayne, I did it.”
I felt that.
Facts
Facts
Deadass
He stole that from Terrance howard
Truth and Facts
Telling my kids that this was 8 mile.
It’s all the same lol
Telling my kids this was modern art
😂😂😂😂
Joker!!! I'm dead!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Ok this 1 caught me lhhhhhhhhhhhhh
15 years later I'm back here for this masterpiece. Eli is the goat. 🤣
HE DID IT!!
Eli cooked that Lame
😂😂😂😂
Legend has it, that Marv-O still has his arms around the judge
Man that had to be awkward as hell.🤣
Oh you mean your boy Jdub??
bruh this comment lmaooo
#lotsapproved ✅ that was uncomfortable to watch his arms around him I thought he was about to squeeze his chest lol
Bro not even on no homophobe tip that shit bothered me so much like why tf u keep touching that man
"That was great, it had to be better than last time."
What the fuck happened last time?
Darude sandstorm
Lmao darude Sandstorm
Laughed til I cried
TheAbsurdist 😂😂😂😂🙄 that's what I'm trying to figure out
LMFAOOOOO
Pretty interesting to know that the reason Eli stopped his magnificent flows was because he was being told to not use cuss words. Had they not cut him off he would have put on one of the greatest freestyles of all time.
true dat
Never knew that,
Thank you for the information
That's also why they cut him off at the end, cause he says "fuckin" lmfaooo
+John Doe he said freak lmaooooo
I remember when this first came out. Me and the boys joked so hard on Eli but after 14 years I can see that Eli was on a whole other level. Straight fire. Still funny af though 🤣. I hope he’s doing alright these days. Brings back good memories.
Eli wears his shirt like he just rushed out the bathroom with a head full of bars.
Lmao
Eli cheated he wrote his lyrics on the back of his eye lids
***** but im no where near being black hahaha
+Eric Okoye i was not aware to be honest no one has ever steped up to me and called me that in person and i am not involved in landscaping but i do have a buddy that i can forsure guranteeeee you hes doing a wholllleee lot better than most people just cutting grass haha anyways enjoy your racist life
wonder where u stole that joke from
+Retarded Trash haha
haha
The real question is why homie all on his shoulders like that
Steven Soto thats his boo
Yes same thing i said smh
Jimmy Strudel aka cheddar bob
They fuckin
haleigh aww baby. Ur so cute
Best battle ever 😂😊..who here on 2024😅
Some of us never left 😂
-"im tha best mang, i deed it"
*VIETNAM FLASHBACKS KICK IN*
U better stop! LOL!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gullible niggas be like “oh he was in nam?”
Greatest reply in history LMAOOOOOO
I cannot breathe💀💀💀
Forever an Internet classic...
Forever, and ever.
Cool Story ok
Cool Story You know, you know you're thirsty
You thirsty
Oh, you're thirsty
Oh, you're thirsty
Oh, you're thirsty
Oh, you're thirsty
Guys guy guys, no one is molesting anyones sister. Show Eli some love.
Rosie O Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower....
HE WON OFF THAT LINE ALONE!
So I tried to use the line "Ima let you know who the best, by the hour, it's like Rosie O'Donnell, at a bisexual bridal shower" as my senior quote and my school wouldn't let me. I tried to honor you Eli, I tried.
Lol! You're awesome! Too bad your school was straight up playa hatin' and wouldn't let you adequately represent Eli.
Stokedhavok word
why not just use "im duh bess mayne, ah deed it"
+Dry Sea-Men Because the Rosie line was just too genius, I couldn't ignore it XD
Fuck, I should've. Tried that
I'm telling you, 15 yrs later in 2022, this is STILL one of the best videos on RUclips! Hope eli is koo in life, he legit made my day when I seen this yrs ago, an it still tickles me pink today! 💯🥰⚰️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🎯😅
I came back to this last night and I had no idea there’s a documentary about it. If you didn’t see it watch it, it’s amazing!!
Just now a coworker said "I did it" and here I am showing him this gem
Bisexual bridal shower 🤣🤣🤣
it's been over 10 years since i last saw this. But somehow i remembered every single word.
Ayyyeeee, all these comments got me weak!!! Ion even know who to respond too! Lol y'all are ALL great an funny!!!! "I did it"!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🎯😭😆💜😘💯
WHEN RUclips WAS A SIMPLER PLACE
RUclips didn't exist in 2002 my man lmao
@@TheKing60210 it did in 2007 when the video was uploaded, dumdum
This a classic from simpler times.
True dat maayne!
Word up
Classics never die. 2019 viewers where you at?!
top 10 youtube videos of all time
I DEED IT!
@@Datsugahwallsplitta 😂🤣😂
Both did good, but i give it to ELI cause he did GREAT
🙋🏽♂️
I hope Eli is doing well and knows how much this video is appreciated, even in 2021.
For real man! I wonder if he got off dialysis.
he is alive and well hes on instagram and he posts every so often
@@LIG87 whats his instagram?
@@reallycoolguy4249 portereli
@@LIG87 he still rapping.
*Gets promotion at job*
Me: “Im the best mayne! I did it!
When you get employee of the month😂😂
All these years later and I still feel like this is the perfect RUclips video. It has something funny happening almost every second, from the video effects like the heart and the hilarious gradient at the beginning, then Marv-Os awkward intro where he says hes not going to explain the rules and then instantly explains the rules, to marvo Huggin on his bro. Literally everything Eli does is incredibly hilarious. To the outro with great lines like "That HAD to be better than last time!" To "They both did good but imma go with Envy cause he did great."
Sketch shows like SNL and even Tim and Eric will NEVER come close to topping this. Its a masterpiece. Imagine how many more masterpieces are hiding in the vaults of highschools?
You right
frfr
Dude. Speech class in HS we watched all the previous years project videos.. legit the funniest thing ever.
@@tulsaoklahoma4820 lol same here this brings back memories from back in the day. What other project videos did they have?
You nailed it.
He said he's like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower! LMAO!!!
Envy got MELTED
At 2:17 Eli dips out to another dimension to retrieve the rest of his bars.
Lmfao. They were having to explain to him not to curse and keep it clean because this was for a high school broadcast class.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOO
Bruh I just peed 🤣🤣💀
@@tylerb1483 why did you have to kill the joke.
I love the way Marvo says he isn't going to waste time going over the rules and them immediately goes over the rules!!
Marvo is definitely an unsung hero in this. I’ve been saying “U’ nex we have…Eli” for the past 15 years
Yall already know da rules so I ain't gonna explain da rules but here go the rules
lee jones it was pretty redundant lol
Hahahahahha
He was spittin' fire before the battle started. Gangsta.
Yeoo🤣😂🤣😂
I've been sayin, " I'm the best mane", for 12 years. It's a huge part of my linguistic style. But as the years passed, I forgot where I got the line from. So I finally remembered, and had to watch this video to refresh my memory on who the best really is.
You deed it.
Seriously, same. Eli Porter changed my vocabulary forever.
Lol thats awesome
I still say “I got one question mayne”
LMFAOO
Me too, brother... me too.
Eli won!! i don’t care what y’all think .
He did it
Dude Eli str8 evaporated that dude and his Lil Boosie ass haircut
Facts
He da best mane.
*deed
@@almightybree2779 🤣🤣🤣
"This dude he running from the cat" LMFAO
3:37...That “heart effect” (used for no particular reason) framing Eli’s face after he just spit hot fire really puts this over the top 😂😂
thats how i use zoom
Lmaooooo
Then the camera for the effect transitions to the two guys caressing each other just a split second. So great.
He’s the best mang 🤘💯
Facts the original base god
The guy getting rubbed down by his homy is like Rosie o donell at a bi sexual bridal shower.
Thx that shit was weird asf.
After getting home from the gay parade
Lmfaooo
I feel horrible for those who will die having never seen this.
I swear bro!!!! Everyone should experience this laugh in their life! I been rocking this video for a decade now!
🤣😎
@@Save_Train Same, Mayne.
Broo
Eminem sent me here 😂
It’s 2023 and I’m checking in to one of the most legendary videos I’ve ever seen on RUclips 😂😂. I saw this at least 15 years ago
😂😂😂😂
Same hahaha 😂
*I swear every 3-5 years when they put this video in my recommended, I always get excited like I never seen it before!* 😅📽💯✌🏾
Lol
Same here
straight home page.
And here it is a month later 😂
Haha
I'm so glad this video is still up. I hope this is backed up somewhere in case RUclips ever goes under. This should be added to the National Recording Registry.
I mean... I sure as hell have it archived.
Gus Martinez Criterion needs to step up & do a limited edition with the documentary in the bonus features “leh go”
@@ericiriarte6111 💀💀💀
RUclips classic footage
@@spork8655 lol
why was he rubbin on that man's chest
Feeling up his chestisus
No hate that looks mad comfy
He was fin to beat them cheeks after the battle
I know so many questions lol
ryan e oml
This lives rent free in my head
“This dude, like that, he runnin from the cat” actually had a good flow. Eli got robbed
I had never heard his real verse and no lie I got up near the end
Apparently he meant gat but honestly I like his flubbed line better
@@homeboi9794it’s a smart lyric calling envy gay “like that” “running from the cat(pussy)”
The dislikes are from the people already in the gay parade
And/or people who need to go to the fucking dental.
😂
Here’s some more lofi rap
ruclips.net/video/sY1t2eqdvaQ/видео.html
Lmao
Proverbs 17-18 You don’t know what a gay pride parade is?
I hope Marv-O and his boo thang in the chair are still together.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
givin pec massages and shit
That shit looked highly sus 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Yes the went to that bisexual bridal shower. That's why eli said that line
I always come back to this when I need a good laugh.
2:10 when envy looked up like "was he supposed to say that???" always kills me
He felt it too mayne something magical was gonna happen
Marv-o had too much love for the dude in middle lmao
😁
I got that thuuugin luuvvv
@@seandafny lol.
CLASSICS never die, 2020 crew checking in.
"I said freaking"
🙋
Check
Wondering what they up to now in days
Corana cancelled my friends bisexual bridal 🚿
Bro I watched this video almost 20 YEARS AGO but I’m back. Eli snapped and that’s on everything!!!!!!!!!!!
Only thing that can comfort us during this COVID19 crisis.
Facts lol
hey guys did you hear about CURRENT EVENT? HOLY SHIT CURRENT EVENT GIVE MY COMMENT LIKES!!!
Like Rosie O'Donnell at bisexual bridal showers.
Yessir
Its 9:05 and I thought abt this 😂
“I’m the best Mayn, I did it” the best line in hip hop ever!!!
“I did it” so simple yet profound
With the beat's back vocal going "i really mean it Ah!" Shit is pure gold. Amazing this wasnt planned
He won just off that
Notice eminem has never had beef with eli? EM Don't want this smoke. KING ELI👑
Facts
U see it 😂
Em is already in the gay parade so what more is there to say?
Everyone knows that Eminem go after easy targets
He just dissed him
I mean this is still the best video ever created. Theres not a single doubt in my mind that this is the best video to ever be uploaded to any platform in the entire world. The awkwardness, the rapping, the video quality, just everything about this video is perfect.
After all these years and I'm still cracking up lmao
for real im back again
Me to 😂😂😂😂
SAME
Can someone explain why “ya boi mahvo” has his damn hands wrapped around that dudes chest?
pablo moncada in the documentary he said he was nervous lol
He in the gay parade
Im dead!
😂😂😂
That's everybody's question on here including mine bro
2:14 "I'm da best mane, I deeeed iiittt."
@zlo no, he deeeed iiittt
Most Iconic bars of all time 🙏🔥🔥
My iPod has been named iDeeediiittt for the past 12 years because of this legend right here.
"I really mean it! I!"
Like what exactly is it that you deeed???😦
Who is watchin this classic in 2024?
True story - this was for a high school video class. Eli wasn’t supposed to curse. He “pauses” because there’s people in the background telling him to stop cursing lol. That’s why he paused both times lol. His 2nd verse was legit fire 🔥🔥🔥
And he still cussed after. 😂😂
@@shatteredlights2629 "u cussed again Eli lmaooooo
@@shatteredlights2629 he talking about he said "freak tho" 😂😂😂😭😭
and he went off talking about gay and bi 😂😂😂
Yeah Chamblee High School
Eminem said: “Eyes rollin’ back in my skull like Eli Porter” in the song “Book of Rhymes”
Yo🔥 I would never have thought he saw this lol
Everybody saw this. Everybody from Kanye to Pharrell have name dropped this dude
@@deeharris5592 rightfully so.
Yeah man, I didn't know either
@@deeharris5592 like ELI I deeeed it
have you never seen the film "The Book of Eli"? Its where Denzel Washington has to carry Ems book of Rhymes across the post apocalyptic landscape.
"This nigga saltlikeaniggawhobegittinthebes, see i'm the best mayyyne, I deed it." - Eli Porter
Axzx xzxA he said soft, not salt!
Man I just fuckin DIED reading this because I can't tell you how many times I've tried to dissect this verse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really mean it.
Visiting in 2023.. this video will always be a classic!! He got nervous in the beginning but went off on the second half! 😂 Hope my guy Eli is doing well!
Eli's rap verse was literally the greatest ive ever heard, this beats 2Pac, Biggie, Em, Dre, Cudi, Kanye, Nas, Tec9, Immortal Tec, Cube, literally every rapper that lived. Eli, you made the greatest verse ever, be proud of that.
Facts.
CafeNightster check out T-dub’s Mario rap. I’d argue it’s in competition with this
Facts
I"m trying to figure out why the host rubbin that one guys chest ever so gently.
I tell you when you older,son.
Coz not all guys are insecure af about any action they do. Its todays manginas that feel deeply out of touch with their masculinity. Today any kind of action, in the mind of a weak insecure male, goes along with a constant mindfukin thought of “am i man enough”? When they dont realize that having that constant thought is wht makes them less men than guys of back in the days.
Clearly they are practicing for the BISEXUAL BRIDAL SHOWER😂
He had a cold. Vicks was all the nurse had.
Could be brothers and when you from the hood you love your little bro and got no shame showing it
Buddy standing up the judges' table looks like he the one who went to that bisexual bridal shower😂😂😂
and the gay parade😂
Aww man y'all dudes lol
c dean thats the only bar he felt
c dean Yo, that shit prophetic tho.
#EllenDegenerate
Ahhhhhh 🗣🗣🗣 I gotta get outta these comments man it’s too much comedy here
It’s 2024 we still in here supporting Eli
Ain't No Wonder Why He Came Out He Already In The Gay Parade
BARS
🔥 🔥 🔥
3:33 Why'd they put that heart on his face like that😂😂💀
Who's here after "Book of Rhymes"??? Em stoopid! He's got me looking up this guy....
We're not looking for these old songs, we're looking for the memories they hold. REAL MUSIC! Am I right??
no... I am lookin for the old songs
@@KvltKommando search on dude
"Look at this dude,he need to stay in the shade, aint no wonder why he came out, he already in a gay parade"-Eli Porter ... 3:16
#Bars
Biblical bars. John 3:16, Austin 3:16, Eli 3:16 🙏🏽
LMAO ikr😂
Best line of the entire video
🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower”
Lyrics like that take minutes to right, Eli did it in seconds
Not always. Sometimes people are sporadic. I have it. Ideas just flow at times. This is why some emcees can freestyle and others focus on their pen. It's similar for all forms of art that allows free flow. Being quick witted with a large vocabulary seems to be the foundation but there are more elements involved. It's also why freestyles tend to vary from hard lines from nowhere to basic nonsense that doesn't fit. Eyedea was a beast with this. Possibly my favourite legit freestyles I've heard.
My nigga mean on that beat too
he da best he told u dat
@@rammsteinkorduner3114 dis dude like dat
Eli kilt the show twice. "LOOK AT THIS DUDE HE NEED TO STAY IN THE SHADE ... LOL 😆 😆 TRUE WINNER ELI PERIOD LOL
This is one of the original RUclips vids, it's more valuable than bitcoin!
Chuuch
Still one of the best clips on the internet
2:43 is when Eli realized he’s the best
Karlos Sanchez 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfaooo
2:40*
I’m deadddd
Lmaoooo
looks like he's trying to download the lyrics! hahaha
That Dialup though....
+snowy800123 YO
Khary Finch WHATS UP?
you a fool
😂
After this Eli went to the NBA and became Anthony Davis.
Lmfao 😂😂😂
Hahahah
After making the game winning shot AD said, “I diiiid it”
@@landonhernandez8529 😂😂😂
And Envy became Victor Oladipo
This is one of those rare videos that is just perfect in terms of its comedic elements. 15 years on and I keep coming back every time I think of this. On the real though, I think Eli honestly killed it considering his obvious disability. He should have won but the judges were probably insulted by his gay remarks.
"IM THE BEST MAYNE, I DID IT."
you could actually tell that Eli is extremely intelligent ..based on his disability and his ability to come up with those rhymes off the top .. he deserved to win in my opinion.
+sinistersam51 He's disabled. I heard his music he doesn't sound disabled just not able to freestyle lol
sinistersam51 yup
sinistersam51 he did win
He was better
IM THE BEST MEEEIIING I DEEED IIIT
+Megabomberfry I reeely need it!
Ah...
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Thank you 85 south for bringing me back to this
how the hell can you give this to Envy. Obvi premeditated, rhymed "cripple" with "cripple" despite being pre-written, and Eli straight slayed him with the Rosei O'donnell line. Eli 1-0 EZ. Who's next?
Slashoom the rhyming words were talking and walking
How the hell do you rhyme two words in the middle of your sentences?
I walk down the road and see a dog looking at me
So I picked up a toad and throw it at the moon
I rhymed road and toad.
"Talking cripple" and "walking cripple" and they come at the end of the line
Shits rigged bro, J Dub Marvo's bitch and Envy on they nuts as well
Eli is just the best, mane.
I think Eli is being spoken to by God, that's why he's always looking up. A mild torture, perhaps, but that is the burden that gifted humans face.
Too bad most of us will never have the wits to recognize his literal skills, even with such a short example.
Like a modern day Mozart who could hear an entirely brand new symphony in his mind before he put pen to paper.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude tf!!!!! Best thing i read all 2019!!
This was made in 2006, but it looks like it was made in the early 90's
...Early 70's
Actually it was 2003. Watch the Eli Porter documentary.
RSRtoasteroven and lets all be honest, the 90's didnt end till about 2005
This is older. I saw it back in fall of 2003 for the first time and have watched it about 10,000 times since
Abbie Ann That's because the 80s didn't want to leave right off the bat.
Every once in a while this gets recommended to me and I watch it every time
Legend has it Eli is still up there on stage roasting like ever
@oktopustrainer *He sho did he’s a King of Rap*
"Both of them did good but I have to give to my boy envy because he did great" Lmao
Probably got paid off by envy to say that
That's the dude who had the bisexual bridal shower with envy...
Alexis Rancifer envy lost because it wasn’t off the top
Hey learned the rap at home. (Cheated)
Eli was spontaneous!
@@panama2468 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yall aint hearing eli. That first pause was to let the hook play. "Im da best mayne. I deed it." Then the hook drop. "I really mean it." Straight classic.
Very few recognize the genius of Eli. Very good my friend.
I saw that
17 years in this is the best youtube video of all time
Them fools just mad cuz Eli was clowning on gay folks & they gay with the chest rubbing & heart effects ...
Lmfao
Eli is straight up clever. He's the best man, he did it.
The second guy had Vietnam flashbacks
+Pepe- The darkness LMFAO
dead
That 1000 yard stare😂😂😂😂
hahahahahahaahahaha
The second guy is lil yachty
The dude in the middle chair was being violated the whole time. When he wraps his arms around the dude at 3:53 his face goes from 😄 to 😕 lol
Update: Marv-O and J-Dub are expecting their first child
Lol!!!!!!!
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His face went from I'm cool in the closet to why you trying to blast me online like this
Yea that was weird🤔🤔🤔
What’s up with the same white tees alike huh?
It's been YEARS since I've even thought about this video. Eli randomly popped in my head.
"You talk it I live it, like Eli I did it!" - Kanye
Brandon Rodriguez woke level: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000😲😲😲😲
damn man what song is that from
@@dirtyasianmafia2310 H.A.M from the Watch the Throne album
Does he need to keep his hands on dude like that?
Lmao pause
Corey Johnson I saw that too lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He like, get yo damn hands off me.
Sean The Baptist you gay
BKB 2017 it's a meme 😂
Is it bad that I have the entire video memorized?
***** Lmfao same.
No not at all i know the whole verses
Andrew Pourak I quote from Eli all the time. I'm da best mane!
I first saw this back in high school in 2004, it’s 2022 and still laughing like I never saw it before.
the heart symbol cutaway to them dudes hugging each other is honestly the funniest thing in the video
I'm telling ya....😂😂
It was like they did it on purpose 😂
12 years later and I'm still analyzing his raps, the TRUE RAP GOD!
Sure, the rap was incredible.
But seeing Marv-O and J-Dub express their love so openly was the *REAL* show.
Ohhhhhhh, those big manly Marv-O arms. Makes me weak.
haha pause it at 3:40 lmao
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So, no one is going to comment on how wild the host is to have his arms around homies neck like that. All while introducing lol
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