When asked why I'm an attorney - it's that. For some reason, I really enjoy deflating a pompous fool.... probably shouldn't because it's not nice but then again, I'm a lawyer so expectations are pretty low.
You folks, just like cops, get smeared pretty bad by media and do not deserve it. Each man, regardless of his profession, lives also according to his own moral code. I do not believe the quip "an honest lawyer is an oxymoron", so if you take a few a**holes down a peg or two on occasion I will just say it is because you are in the very unique position of being able to do so. 👍
Lawyers Are Awesome... Lawyers Also Suck.... It Just Depends On The Situation... I Do Like Lawyer Stories... Once A Strip Club Owner Told Me A Story Of A New City Ordinance Requiring All Of His Strippers To Cover Their Nipples... So After Consulting A Lawyer... The Strippers Complied.... By Covering Their Nipples With Vasoline and Glitter.... LAWYERS ARE AWESOME.!!
Oh lord Jesus I absolutely LOVE ur pettiness Rob!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 DON'T TELL ME NO! LMAO! Oh u make me laugh.. thanks hun! This Texas Mama really looks forward to ALL ur videos!
Greatest fucking story from the moment ol rob and the attorney walk in the hoa meeting i was crying with laughter this is about as good as the bubbles in the fountain on main steet one of a kind mr. Rabbit love it
It never fails when Uncle Rob tells an story it brings back a memory for me lol my mom use to pledge the hardwood stairs so we wouldn't run up an down them 🤣🤣🤘🏼
Hey Rob, I haven't even watched the video I'm so excited! I just bought my first classic car at 21 years of age! 1975 c10 shortbed stepside. Assembled in freemont and never left cali! Keep the classics alive! -nick
Rob, you have a lot of great memories. And from those, you have a plethora of killer stories. I know everyonebon here appreciates you sharing those stories. Now I'm not gonna say anything you don't know, but as we go along, what are we left with? Memories and stories. Everyone has memories, but! Not everyone has stories, especially killer stories. You have been blessed, with a most interesting life, as have I. Listening to you, is like sitting down and hanging with one of my good friends, and I want to thank you. Thank you very much. These poor folks with Alzheimers or such, have lost the best parts of life. Anyway, you remind me how important stories are, and how lucky we are to have them. It's easy to forget.
I love you too death Rabbit! However I’ve never seen my Dad Charge anyone for Listing a House. He’s been Doing real estate for 20+ years. Anyhow thanks for another banger my brother! God Bless you good sir!
LOL !! Stair cases and CODE ! I was a Contractor when I built my home, that we still live in, in 1986. 3 story from bottom ground level. 2nd story back deck stairs only had a limited space to build a set of stairs to meet the ground level asphalt driveway and the deck. 7 1/2" and 9" Rise and Run is code. With limited space, I reversed the Rise and Run. 9" and 7 1/2". The dumbass county building inspector didn't catch it and signed off on it. He just saw 7 1/2 " by 9" on the plans. BTW, after only 35 years, I've only fell down these stairs 4 times and my wife once. Pretty Goods Odds!
Oh man, that dropped blazer back there is fire! Shit that looks like some stuff I'd have in my garage, dropped square body's and airkewled VWs. You always have the good shit out there!
I would never live in a neighborhood where I am going to pay a group of numbnuts to tell me what I can and can't do on my property. Say no way to the HOA!!!
Grant, sir! Excellent job! iGot 2 childhood friends that practice Law. Another friend from my teenage years who is now a Judge. They all help Gordy when he's needing backup. Rabbit got you a good Review. Time to Capitalize
Great video as usual. I am similar win told I will not/cannot do something. That’s probably one of the reasons I was able to start walking again after the wreck. PS: You absolutely will not under any circumstances hire a blind man to come work at RUC!
Would never choose to live in a neighborhood that had a HOA . Thank goodness there wasn’t anything like this when my grandpa built this house. In the late 1950’s. I remember when condos were built out by Pickens Country Club. Fees were outrageous. Only reason I knew was my nieces aunt bought one. They put it on the market after a year. That was in the 1980’s.
That reminds me of the time the City told me I could only build a 6 foot fence. So I asked there where do I measure from? Obviously it was from the ground, I ordered a couple of loads of fill dirt and built a nice 1 foot berm and built the fence on top of it. Tada 7 foot fence.
Rabbit, regarding you steps not being up to code! I learned from a old carpenter yrs ago That it was commen when building stringer for stairs it was common to have one step mainly in the middle a inch higher than the rest (the first early alarm system) the homeowner Would adjust to this and it became a non issue! But a Stranger more than likely trip and alert the Homeowner who then could exercise his 2nd amendment right and shoot the prick in whatever Spot he chose!!! Kind funny you never adjusted your old man had you pegged from day one
I believe that it was also a defense measure used in castle building. Very dangerous. Which is why it is not allowed in modern building code. Poor Rob.... ☹
I hate HOA's & would never live where they had 1 so this story really made me giggle. HOA's are for people who're in their 70's & are usually financially comfortable & don't want to be "bothered" with cutting grass and snow removal, like brother Jeff. He has an HOA @ both his home in Maumee & his home in Anastasia Island, Florida. Both places, his HOA's seem to be "easy going". But the 1st time I'd get fined for not putting my garbage can away quick enough, there'd be hell to pay.
While it does always help to have friends in high places, listen up, kids... As Ole' Rabbit here demonstrates, when you get told "no" is the time you dig in and start doing your homework because sometimes the Devil dwells in the details. Knowledge is power, which is why lawyers come in handy... more expensive than guns, but way less lethal and just as effective/satisfying, as in this case. 👍
Most HOAs have let things slide for other previous "infractions" of their covenants that you can argue they've slept on their rights. This happened to a lawyer friend of mine. He wanted to build a garage with an apartment above. The HOA said no. Other long term homeowners had put up things like pool cabanas that could double as an apartment. Long story short, he won and they had to pay him his "attorney's fees." With that, he put a substantial down payment on another house in the same community.
I've beaten my HOA in court 3 separate times. That HOA has been disbanded via court order due to too many complaints. I'm sure those morons went somewhere else to try and screw with people. Most of the HOA members drove Prius and Subaru cars. So f*cling typical 🤣
Haa.. you've heard the stories about zoning and neighbors and problems of the like where the result was someone going into hog farming. I'm here to tell you it has happened and it works wonders. I knew the man personally. His particular issue was with people in a brand new subdivision (built on a former farm), and some issues with local "officials" (developer's pals?) let's say. The new place was adjacent to one side of his property. Hogs were bought in the spring, and pens were constructed on 1 side of the farm. Between 100 and 200 hogs. The hogs were sold in late august after the issues went away. Lol I think he even made a nickel doing it. I myself had AG 1 zoned property and used the metaphor to cool a busybusy neighbor's attitude, He decided live and let live was a better way. Lol You realize that guys like you have doubled the number of pages in covenants of new HOA's.?? Thanks for sharing.
“And I’m well…shit I look like me”😂.
RIP buddy gonna miss hearing your stories.
Rabbit can make a story about an HOA meeting interesting! Love this guy!
When asked why I'm an attorney - it's that. For some reason, I really enjoy deflating a pompous fool.... probably shouldn't because it's not nice but then again, I'm a lawyer so expectations are pretty low.
You folks, just like cops, get smeared pretty bad by media and do not deserve it.
Each man, regardless of his profession, lives also according to his own moral code.
I do not believe the quip "an honest lawyer is an oxymoron", so if you take a few a**holes down a peg or two on occasion I will just say it is because you are in the very unique position of being able to do so. 👍
Lawyers Are Awesome...
Lawyers Also Suck....
It Just Depends On The Situation...
I Do Like Lawyer Stories...
Once A Strip Club Owner Told Me A Story Of A New City Ordinance Requiring All Of His Strippers To Cover Their Nipples...
So After Consulting A Lawyer... The Strippers Complied.... By Covering Their Nipples With Vasoline and Glitter....
LAWYERS ARE AWESOME.!!
Oh lord Jesus I absolutely LOVE ur pettiness Rob!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 DON'T TELL ME NO! LMAO! Oh u make me laugh.. thanks hun! This Texas Mama really looks forward to ALL ur videos!
Rob, you’re awesome. That’s hilarious and you won.
Greatest fucking story from the moment ol rob and the attorney walk in the hoa meeting i was crying with laughter this is about as good as the bubbles in the fountain on main steet one of a kind mr. Rabbit love it
"Called my father up. You're an ass!" LOL
It never fails when Uncle Rob tells an story it brings back a memory for me lol my mom use to pledge the hardwood stairs so we wouldn't run up an down them 🤣🤣🤘🏼
Hey Rob, I haven't even watched the video I'm so excited! I just bought my first classic car at 21 years of age! 1975 c10 shortbed stepside. Assembled in freemont and never left cali! Keep the classics alive! -nick
Liberace and Dolly Parton🤣🤣 Sitting here eating breakfast and I literally fucking spit my coffee out🤣🤣🤣 You NEVER disappoint, Rob😉
Sometimes, it's not about what you know, but who you know. Buford Pusser carried a Big Stick for a reason! 🐇is good, 🐇is wise❗
I can't help but laugh so many times throughout this story. Thanks for sharing Rob!
"Designed by Liberace & Dolly Parton..." Katya & Olivia can tell you how the craziest neighbors & HOA seem to 'love me'
Another epic tale by the Rabbit. Man you could write a book...or three!
Hell yea! I love shutting down those power hungry people! Another great one RABBIT & RUC!🤘TEXAS!!!
RIP Rabbit 🙏
Rob, you have a lot of great memories. And from those, you have a plethora of killer stories. I know everyonebon here appreciates you sharing those stories. Now I'm not gonna say anything you don't know, but as we go along, what are we left with? Memories and stories. Everyone has memories, but! Not everyone has stories, especially killer stories. You have been blessed, with a most interesting life, as have I. Listening to you, is like sitting down and hanging with one of my good friends, and I want to thank you. Thank you very much. These poor folks with Alzheimers or such, have lost the best parts of life. Anyway, you remind me how important stories are, and how lucky we are to have them. It's easy to forget.
Rest In Peace Rabbit
GREAT Story Rob ! My Mama had that same damn living room in Blue,
brocade couch, etc. AND a Pepto Pink Guest Bedroom.
I love you too death Rabbit! However I’ve never seen my Dad Charge anyone for Listing a House. He’s been Doing real estate for 20+ years.
Anyhow thanks for another banger my brother! God Bless you good sir!
That bit about the stairs is brilliant.
Your attorney is a rock star!...that means really good
Never take "NO" for an answer , There is always another way - PSA by The Legendary Rabbit
LOL !! Stair cases and CODE ! I was a Contractor when I built my home, that we still live in, in 1986. 3 story from bottom ground level. 2nd story back deck stairs only had a limited space to build a set of stairs to meet the ground level asphalt driveway and the deck. 7 1/2" and 9" Rise and Run is code. With limited space, I reversed the Rise and Run. 9" and 7 1/2". The dumbass county building inspector didn't catch it and signed off on it. He just saw 7 1/2 " by 9" on the plans. BTW, after only 35 years, I've only fell down these stairs 4 times and my wife once. Pretty Goods Odds!
Oh man, that dropped blazer back there is fire! Shit that looks like some stuff I'd have in my garage, dropped square body's and airkewled VWs. You always have the good shit out there!
The 3 things rabbit don’t know
1:Stop
2:No &
3:Don’t
😂
Best of days to you and yours Rob !
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 design by Liberace and Dolly Parton that was f****** hilarious I laughed till I cried
I would never live in a neighborhood where I am going to pay a group of numbnuts to tell me what I can and can't do on my property. Say no way to the HOA!!!
Another video to start the Friday off good 😎
"Your ass was going to go on your face" quote of the year
Something about us 80s kids and stairs, i used to fall down them all the time
Grant, sir! Excellent job! iGot 2 childhood friends that practice Law. Another friend from my teenage years who is now a Judge. They all help Gordy when he's needing backup. Rabbit got you a good Review. Time to Capitalize
as someone who lived in an old house during high school I can completely relate, them loud ass floorboards man.
Great video as usual. I am similar win told I will not/cannot do something. That’s probably one of the reasons I was able to start walking again after the wreck.
PS: You absolutely will not under any circumstances hire a blind man to come work at RUC!
Super fan got me a channel gonna hustle like the rabbitt....
That was one HOA meeting I wish that I was at.
I love how there's a story within a story every time 😂😂
Thank You for the upload
Damn that's a clean blazer!
It’s June, don’t start those darned Christmas songs already!!!
Love you rabbit
Got to love “your peeps’ ❤️❤️🤣🤣
Yo i need a buddy like grant hahahaha this story is absolutely awesome
Shoulda went with the trailers just to spite 😂
Amazing stories of rob the rabbit Pits rest in peace old boy
I love it....... 👌
Been there done that, feels great don't it Rabbit 🤛
Little Miss HOA trying to tell rabbit what the hell to do...😆
Would never choose to live in a neighborhood that had a HOA . Thank goodness there wasn’t anything like this when my grandpa built this house. In the late 1950’s. I remember when condos were built out by Pickens Country Club. Fees were outrageous. Only reason I knew was my nieces aunt bought one. They put it on the market after a year. That was in the 1980’s.
Im calling rabbit every time i see my code enforcement guy in my neighborhood 😂🤙
That reminds me of the time the City told me I could only build a 6 foot fence. So I asked there where do I measure from? Obviously it was from the ground, I ordered a couple of loads of fill dirt and built a nice 1 foot berm and built the fence on top of it. Tada 7 foot fence.
Pink carpet with blue walls haha sharkboy and lavagirl's house 😆
He'll yeah brother
Rabbit, regarding you steps not being up to code! I learned from a old carpenter yrs ago
That it was commen when building stringer for stairs it was common to have one step
mainly in the middle a inch higher than the rest (the first early alarm system) the homeowner
Would adjust to this and it became a non issue! But a Stranger more than likely trip and alert the
Homeowner who then could exercise his 2nd amendment right and shoot the prick in whatever
Spot he chose!!! Kind funny you never adjusted your old man had you pegged from day one
I believe that it was also a defense measure used in castle building.
Very dangerous. Which is why it is not allowed in modern building code.
Poor Rob....
☹
Hell ya new vid!
I hate HOA's & would never live where they had 1 so this story really made me giggle.
HOA's are for people who're in their 70's & are usually financially comfortable & don't want to be "bothered" with cutting grass and snow removal, like brother Jeff. He has an HOA @ both his home in Maumee & his home in Anastasia Island, Florida. Both places, his HOA's seem to be "easy going". But the 1st time I'd get fined for not putting my garbage can away quick enough, there'd be hell to pay.
Lol my parents moved into a split level house that was on a golf course in 1988 that also.had a HOA.
Rabbit: I wanna do this!
Someone: NO!
Rabbit: chews carrot Angerly
While it does always help to have friends in high places, listen up, kids...
As Ole' Rabbit here demonstrates, when you get told "no" is the time you dig in and start doing your homework because sometimes the Devil dwells in the details.
Knowledge is power, which is why lawyers come in handy... more expensive than guns, but way less lethal and just as effective/satisfying, as in this case. 👍
Any time you can put it to a HOA it's a story with a happy ending.
Most HOAs have let things slide for other previous "infractions" of their covenants that you can argue they've slept on their rights. This happened to a lawyer friend of mine. He wanted to build a garage with an apartment above. The HOA said no. Other long term homeowners had put up things like pool cabanas that could double as an apartment. Long story short, he won and they had to pay him his "attorney's fees." With that, he put a substantial down payment on another house in the same community.
Here in Georgia subdivision covenants expire after 25 years, wonder if South Carolina has similar wording
i see when this was recorded you still had that beautiful Chevelle i seen on facebook
There is always a way out 😉
Good story
Is that a VW Karmann Ghia in the Background? I didn't know they made it to the States.
Oh I love this one! Making the Karens and the Chads back up and hope you don't screw them royally.
Makes me curious if the HOA documents were even in the paperwork of selling the house.
evicting your folks...hilarious
Yea you tell me I can’t build a garage on my own property- that I paid for? You’re leaving a bump or two. 😂
I've heard of a birthday suit but never a 'bedroom suit'
Living room suit, etc, lmao, it's a country thing
How about under your backyard? I'd start digging straight bat cave style! Or a Rabbit Burrow?
Dammit Rob..how am I supposed to get any work done now??? 😆
And now I can get back to work lol I appreciate you brother
RULES?? H.O.A. wouldn't want to deal with me lol. Anyone else smell corn on the SNOB?
It's not what the rulebook says, it's what it doesn't say!
Everyone needs a Harvey Specter
There's more than one way to skin a rabbit
Come on Rob ffs.. You left the important part out. Did Grant get his dinner? :D
What’s worse about a HOA community is all the nosy neighbours pocking there noses into your business
Where are your Oakley's ? Never seen you without them on.....
Endeavor to Persevere
I hate HOA neighborhoods, I hear ya threatening them with trailer parking your back yard up to sweeten them up to a garage hilarious
How much are bottle rockets going for?
What model Rolex is that your rocking?
Yeah but didn't know how to play it with the screwdriver
Running out of warehouse room?! Damn.
I've beaten my HOA in court 3 separate times. That HOA has been disbanded via court order due to too many complaints. I'm sure those morons went somewhere else to try and screw with people. Most of the HOA members drove Prius and Subaru cars. So f*cling typical 🤣
-👍 👍 🔧-
Lol I love when HOA s get nailed down!!! That the very reason when we buy or build there is NEVER an HOA anywhere around.
I couldn't live in a neighborhood with an HOA, they'd kick me out lol.
How can a homeowner be held to bylaws that were never provided to them. You can't hold someone to a contract they never signed.
Liberace and dolly parton 😆
7:24 😂😂😂😂😂
I hate neighborhood hoa all but one place I’ve lived has had some stupid hoa
Haa.. you've heard the stories about zoning and neighbors and problems of the like where the result was someone going into hog farming. I'm here to tell you it has happened and it works wonders. I knew the man personally. His particular issue was with people in a brand new subdivision (built on a former farm), and some issues with local "officials" (developer's pals?) let's say. The new place was adjacent to one side of his property. Hogs were bought in the spring, and pens were constructed on 1 side of the farm. Between 100 and 200 hogs. The hogs were sold in late august after the issues went away. Lol I think he even made a nickel doing it.
I myself had AG 1 zoned property and used the metaphor to cool a busybusy neighbor's attitude, He decided live and let live was a better way.
Lol You realize that guys like you have doubled the number of pages in covenants of new HOA's.??
Thanks for sharing.
Tell me no lmao
Would you believe we own a private outdoor shooting range, in the city limits of a small town, same story (city ordinance) lawyer and all!?!
Rabbit shed.
When will we get a rabbit only fans?