The Two Popes Clash Over Celibacy | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @comedycentraluk
    @comedycentraluk  4 года назад +144

    Reply to this comment with your best Boeing roast jokes! 👇

    • @artv1666
      @artv1666 4 года назад +7

      Their new Moto should be "Knowing' Boeing, Boeing be Knowing'!

    • @catalinacurio
      @catalinacurio 4 года назад +7

      I’m Boeing on the mile high club...

    • @Fifi-ql3zc
      @Fifi-ql3zc 4 года назад +12

      If Boeing can get chickens to fly, then why can't they get their planes to fly?

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 4 года назад +32

      Yeah... Roast them with jokes before one of their flaming planes lands on your house and roasts your whole family.

    • @bell5859
      @bell5859 4 года назад

      Boeing, fly and gone...

  • @ericndunguthuo1304
    @ericndunguthuo1304 4 года назад +467

    Buck-le up, buck-
    le up. That's the best joke I've heard this week.

    • @fonzieyee974
      @fonzieyee974 4 года назад

      Lmao there was no warning for that joke. It was hilarious 🐓🤣

    • @jencyelias8803
      @jencyelias8803 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +1280

    Well.. there's only one way to settle this...
    A Pope-off.

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 4 года назад +445

    Anyone else expected Jon Stewart to walk in when Trevor started talking about the old Pope coming back after retiring?

  • @ashiksaleem360
    @ashiksaleem360 4 года назад +342

    Buckle up
    buckle up
    buckle up

    • @kaylenejantjes8113
      @kaylenejantjes8113 4 года назад +9

      I didn't expect that! 😂😂😂😂❤️

    • @bjm8661
      @bjm8661 4 года назад +9

      Didn't see that coming, I choked. 🤣😂

    • @DocRealTalk
      @DocRealTalk 4 года назад +5

      Best joke of the show 😂

    • @magetodelton3614
      @magetodelton3614 4 года назад +3

      I laughed hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @endlessserenade4491
      @endlessserenade4491 4 года назад

      this made me laugh more than it should have

  • @lcaunan
    @lcaunan 4 года назад +180

    BUCKLE up Buckle up!
    Give your writter a tap in the back.
    Give yourself a tap as well for the great delivery.

  • @VC-dj2vg
    @VC-dj2vg 4 года назад +96

    Still waiting for the church to address what it did to the women and children of mother and baby homes in Ireland.

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 4 года назад +1

      V C what happened?

    • @ellenr5898
      @ellenr5898 4 года назад +1

      NeverDoubtThePowerOfAlliteration Ily research Magdalene Laundry. It will open your eyes.

    • @VC-dj2vg
      @VC-dj2vg 4 года назад +1

      NeverDoubtThePowerOfAlliteration Ily, what Ellen R said. Research Magdalene laundry is a great place to start.

    • @johaquila
      @johaquila 4 года назад

      Correction: She first became aware of the mass grave, which was in the location of a septic tank. Then she proved that the children likely died in the home and were 'buried' in the septic tank. Meanwhile, the remains were in fact dated to the above period, disproving the denials of the nuns.

  • @theendofit
    @theendofit 4 года назад +119

    That would be like coming back to a tv talk show after you quit and kicking the new host so you can take the show back.....ohhhh wait jay leno is a thing.

    • @derry667dingo
      @derry667dingo 4 года назад

      theendofit so Pope Benedict is the Jay Leno of the Vatican? I think Papa Benny might think that’s a bit harsh... if he had any clue who Leno was 😜

  • @Khannea
    @Khannea 4 года назад +105

    Old pope = an ineffable amount of regret

    • @theamici
      @theamici 4 года назад +3

      Fancy seeing you here from the "Technogaianism" group.

    • @malandvulamachawe6323
      @malandvulamachawe6323 4 года назад

      Are you sure he didn't do it?

    • @Khannea
      @Khannea 4 года назад

      @@theamici heya

  • @13Joshuahun
    @13Joshuahun 4 года назад +37

    The joy on Trevor’s face when he says “now this guy f*cks!” about the pope, made my day!

  • @agungwidi799
    @agungwidi799 4 года назад +74

    Mortal kombat: Introducing new characters, Benedict and Francis

    • @liamsung99999
      @liamsung99999 4 года назад

      But why mortal kombat?

    • @jacobo1307
      @jacobo1307 4 года назад +4

      Because they introducing everybody

  • @barsoley
    @barsoley 4 года назад +55

    I watched it 3 times over... ohhh how funny?!..... "Buckle up, Buckle up!"

  • @salmanGT4
    @salmanGT4 4 года назад +82

    Buckle up, buckle up..... OMFG.... I laughed so hard

  • @kristinakumpfhuber4459
    @kristinakumpfhuber4459 4 года назад +62

    They could circumvent the celibacy issue easily: let women become priests and your hiring problem is solved

    • @benjamingardner3314
      @benjamingardner3314 4 года назад +2

      That's what I've always said. It was that way in the early Church.

    • @AriKing90
      @AriKing90 4 года назад

      It is not about hiring problem. It is about current priests being tempted because of the restriction. They have enough seminarians.

    • @greenprofile5755
      @greenprofile5755 4 года назад

      That goes against the Bible though

    • @mimmiblu6138
      @mimmiblu6138 4 года назад +3

      That's what nuns have been saying for so long. They take a vow of celibacy, too.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +151

    Was Boing building a Spirit Airlines exclusive model? Would explain a lot...

  • @Nandie27
    @Nandie27 4 года назад +1

    When he said.." Now this guy f***s ". I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelsdad5558
    @michaelsdad5558 4 года назад +34

    I lost it when he showed the first Pope 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @mrimbord
    @mrimbord 4 года назад +13

    I feel kind of embarrassed for laughing at the last joke 😂

  • @Mariec237
    @Mariec237 4 года назад +4

    I was not ready for that last part "buckle up"
    "buckle up"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yuhand_ayaninura
    @yuhand_ayaninura 4 года назад +56

    I keep on coming in earlier and earlier to Trevor's newest uploads.. soon I'll be the Producer 😂😂

  • @sharoncheckel2847
    @sharoncheckel2847 4 года назад +8

    My morning is great now, Trevor makes my day!☺😂❤

  • @danyoung5072
    @danyoung5072 4 года назад +19

    that chicken imitation is brilliant! Well done Trevor~

  • @icecreamforawesome
    @icecreamforawesome 4 года назад +51

    anyone else think the pope changed his mind on celibacy after being unhappy with the last episode of fleabag?

    • @rgng
      @rgng 4 года назад +12

      He wants a s3 just like all of us do

  • @AndrewChinco
    @AndrewChinco 4 года назад +5

    The whole Boeing segment was set up just to deliver the buckle up joke. Genius.

  • @oakstrong1
    @oakstrong1 4 года назад +11

    I managed to keep a straight face all the way through... until the chicken joke.

  • @niel1289
    @niel1289 4 года назад +13

    New pope understand it’s godly for a man and woman to get together.

  • @FitnessmeetsCannabis
    @FitnessmeetsCannabis 4 года назад +16

    why do people believe that they're all virgins? because they said so??

  • @ephraimphiri5789
    @ephraimphiri5789 4 года назад +8

    This cracked me up....buckle up, buckle up!!!!

  • @basketanand
    @basketanand 4 года назад +8

    If Trevor Noah's legacy is that chicken joke, I'd be ok with that

  • @parthpatole7960
    @parthpatole7960 4 года назад +5

    Love From India!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sirpfa
    @sirpfa 4 года назад

    You smoked it man:) great work. Can i give you one topic for one of your shows? You will love it

  • @Desbienvenido
    @Desbienvenido 4 года назад +42

    They need to watch the movie “The Two Popes”

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 4 года назад

      Giovanni Mata you mean, “The Tale of Two Popes”?

    • @Desbienvenido
      @Desbienvenido 4 года назад +1

      Angel Cat ❤️ haha. I meant the Netflix one

    • @nathanwilliams8902
      @nathanwilliams8902 4 года назад

      This spat renders that movie a complete lie.

    • @Desbienvenido
      @Desbienvenido 4 года назад +2

      Nathan Williams right? I thought they were besties and that Ratzinger understood he was too old fashion

    • @tianamenezes7548
      @tianamenezes7548 4 года назад +5

      Just for the record, The Two Popes is purely fiction. Those conversations between Francis and Benedict never occurred. Francis never visited Benedict in 2012. Almost everything in that movie is made-up especially the voting scenes as those records are secret.
      The movie does a great job in highlighting the ideological differences of the two men but it is not a documentary.

  • @Professicchio
    @Professicchio 4 года назад +6

    I fell there's a "The Two Popes" sequel coming up........

  • @rogerg396
    @rogerg396 4 года назад +11

    Buckle-up buckle-up

  • @ernestinadominguez7551
    @ernestinadominguez7551 4 года назад +1

    co-pilot: buckle up! buckle up! 😂🤣

  • @Sammmmy61
    @Sammmmy61 4 года назад +1

    Thanks Trevor for testifying that we Ethiopians have the best pilots!!!

  • @dellahful
    @dellahful 4 года назад +17

    Yeah I remembered them blaming the African pilots. They traced them from the night before the flight where they ate , showed them leaving the hotel the morning of the flight... they went to their homes and traced their entire life. It’s disgusting .... only reason the second crash created the grounding of the aircraft was because there were Canadian passengers aboard.

  • @ItzEthereal
    @ItzEthereal 4 года назад +3

    Anyone gonna talk about how instead of saying 'how terrifying are those messages' they said 'who terrifying' 😂😂😂

  • @enitachipoyi1377
    @enitachipoyi1377 4 года назад +6

    “Who” terrifying are these messages
    Who wrote that prompt for RUclips

  • @theseeker4615
    @theseeker4615 4 года назад

    Buckle up .. buckle up ... had me there 😂😂😂😂

  • @madisonmorell4336
    @madisonmorell4336 4 года назад

    The video of him watching the dancers is HILARIOUS LMAOOOO

  • @MMWEST01
    @MMWEST01 4 года назад +1

    Oh I can’t write the way I am laughing right now!!!!!!!! The popes face looking at the topless acrobatic men was everything!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂💖💖💖

  • @debbiep99
    @debbiep99 4 года назад +31

    Benedict needs to go away.
    He gave up the job now just go away.

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 4 года назад +1

      He did already.
      Benedict had his name removed from the celibacy book. Check your sources.
      www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-51109116

    • @LadyMorgaine1976
      @LadyMorgaine1976 4 года назад

      @@MariaMartinez-researcher I think Liz P was thinking of "eternal" going away...

  • @SpoethCreations
    @SpoethCreations 4 года назад +1

    No Trevor, the Catholic church doesn't say that popes talk directly to God.

  • @ema8218
    @ema8218 4 года назад

    The buckle up part tho!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zamincagar
    @zamincagar 4 года назад

    that closing caught me off guard 🤣

  • @jaimicottrill2831
    @jaimicottrill2831 4 года назад

    I love the way Trevor says “years”. 😍

  • @lifeamari5040
    @lifeamari5040 4 года назад +1

    I couldn't get enough of his humor.... Trevor my pal✊

  • @dmfamzo
    @dmfamzo 4 года назад +1

    Buckle up!
    Buckle up!
    I burst out laughing like crazy!
    What an idiot!!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @farhan6329
    @farhan6329 4 года назад

    The chicken joke killed me 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @andi_b
    @andi_b 4 года назад +1

    Gotta admit the chicken joke was epic lol

  • @eatanything
    @eatanything 4 года назад +2

    Best show ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @venkatasrikanth245
    @venkatasrikanth245 4 года назад +18

    benedict:i have never tasted woman nor shall my succesors
    francis: you sure? all the fathers are on abusing spree, so lets make it official.

  • @theinvestmentcorner4914
    @theinvestmentcorner4914 4 года назад

    My first spirit airline flight today, thanks Trevor.

  • @Michelle-ek5do
    @Michelle-ek5do 4 года назад +2

    Buckle up! Buckle up! 😂

  • @anashabeeb3741
    @anashabeeb3741 4 года назад

    “Buckle up Buckle up” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chrii13x
    @Chrii13x 4 года назад +1

    🐔 "buckle up backaa luup"🤣😭

  • @DilpaSirimannaavatarking
    @DilpaSirimannaavatarking 4 года назад

    Buckle up buckle up killed me 😂

  • @gloriawakoli8359
    @gloriawakoli8359 4 года назад +2

    People need to be careful when they talk about ministers who spread the gospel , religion is a very sensitive topic that should be addressed well

  • @sibusisonalontshiba2803
    @sibusisonalontshiba2803 4 года назад

    02:49 "Now this guy f**ks"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @boogizzle1
    @boogizzle1 4 года назад +1

    Buckle up
    Buckle up
    Trevor you are too much,this one killed me dead

  • @NjorunsDream
    @NjorunsDream 4 года назад

    That chicken joke made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂

  • @anupbhuzel
    @anupbhuzel 4 года назад

    "Buckle up...Buckle up..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gazza7693
    @gazza7693 4 года назад +29

    Who let Darth Sidious out of his bacta tank?

    • @drecavaco
      @drecavaco 4 года назад

      Hahaha, first bacta tank reference I’ve heard in 2020. 🏆

  • @Statsy10
    @Statsy10 4 года назад

    That chicken joke just slayed!

  • @Kw33nYv3
    @Kw33nYv3 4 года назад

    Lol from 1:18 when he said "You quit. You can't just come back and try to change things." It would've been funny if Jon Stewart chose that moment to make one of his appearances like he did previously and tried to make suggestions for the segments 😄

  • @anonymos7236
    @anonymos7236 4 года назад +18

    I always thought women kind as the ideal kind for position of Pope. They will do better.

  • @michaeldomingo9878
    @michaeldomingo9878 4 года назад +1

    Celibacy is a form of oath not some sort of compromise.

  • @bobbymaverick7221
    @bobbymaverick7221 4 года назад

    No Spirit airlines dig ? I could feel it coming but didn't happen

  • @pawelhuszcza9611
    @pawelhuszcza9611 4 года назад

    I love that episode.

  • @gerardjayetileke4373
    @gerardjayetileke4373 4 года назад +2

    Is it just me or does Pope Bendict look like Palpatine?
    Edit: Wrote the comment before Trevor Noah mentioned Palpatine!

  • @elssjoo
    @elssjoo 4 года назад +1

    that "buckle up buckle up" is so funny 😂😂🐓

  • @Ichsukatanuka
    @Ichsukatanuka 4 года назад +1

    Isnt this a TV show or movie?

  • @OOool
    @OOool 4 года назад

    Benedict the 16th actually distanced himself from the book, claiming that Cardinal Sarah took the liberty of making him co-author when in reality he had only consulted with the Cardinal on the book which the Cardinal wrote himself. The publishing company decided to go forward despite the letter from Benedict 16 to have him removed as co-author.

  • @NikkiTrudelle
    @NikkiTrudelle 4 года назад +11

    These popes are getting hot and heavy. This reminds me of ,” Back door popes 5”

  • @MomoCoder
    @MomoCoder 4 года назад

    Buckle up Buckle up is the best joke my entire life :D

  • @Wordavee1
    @Wordavee1 4 года назад +1

    "My pope's celibacy is more stringent than your pope's celibacy! '

  • @riteshsawant81192
    @riteshsawant81192 4 года назад +2

    So we getting 2 Popes sequel? Right?

  • @frostyboy5812
    @frostyboy5812 4 года назад +1

    Old school vs New school

  • @navisoul
    @navisoul 4 года назад

    Man the chicken joke is so silly that is so funny as well !! ahaha

  • @jamesdoerr4318
    @jamesdoerr4318 4 года назад

    Dude that was a GREAT show.

  • @DeolaMako
    @DeolaMako 4 года назад +1

    That last Joke 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @flocz5655
    @flocz5655 4 года назад +3

    No comments including „The two popes“?

  • @arjundiwaker3449
    @arjundiwaker3449 4 года назад +2

    They even blamed the indian pilot for the first crash

    • @hasanmirza6431
      @hasanmirza6431 4 года назад

      Because indian pilot have a terrible record ... especially your air force ..

    • @shadowronin2943
      @shadowronin2943 4 года назад

      ^butthurt pakistani spotted...your army has the amazing record of the largest surrender since WW2.

    • @arjundiwaker3449
      @arjundiwaker3449 4 года назад

      @@hasanmirza6431
      Lol bro they even proved that it was the aircraft's fault. I'm happy that I wasnt born in a country with such deluded people.

    • @hasanmirza6431
      @hasanmirza6431 4 года назад

      @@arjundiwaker3449 ... buddy ... incorrect... because of your air force that was was given ... loads of countries fly mig 21 n none of them have crashed as many your pilots have ... that's the reality ... admit it you have a poor air force ... you have managed to down a c-180 now that's big deal as that air craft does not go down that easily ... now let's talk about who is delusional here ...

  • @IoannisS84
    @IoannisS84 4 года назад +1

    The superficiality of Noah’s approach is astonishing. He indeed caters to an audience that seeks out a quick laugh, so these issues are not the best to tackle in such a show.

  • @nettw4703
    @nettw4703 4 года назад +2

    Who tf wrote that buckle up joke

  • @abhishekmandge9590
    @abhishekmandge9590 4 года назад +3

    Just me or are the jokes getting better?

  • @nicolaglancey2140
    @nicolaglancey2140 4 года назад

    The irony here is that in my home parish we have a Priest who IS married. A Catholic Priest. You see he was a Church Of England Priest but converted to be Catholic.
    Pope John Paul II himself allowed it and allowed the priest to remain married.
    So this is hilarious for me to see because Benedict can't really say anything when J.P. allowed it in the first place.

  • @unconquered7Invichtus
    @unconquered7Invichtus 4 года назад

    A real genius this young guy of Trevor

  • @seanmatyas3938
    @seanmatyas3938 4 года назад

    I was kind of hoping Stewart would have done a cameo trying to get Trevor to change some stuff.

  • @MaggieVlogs5050
    @MaggieVlogs5050 4 года назад

    Trevor is something else 🤣🤣

  • @hectorvillalpando5675
    @hectorvillalpando5675 4 года назад

    His jokes were awesome on this one hahaha

  • @rymdalkis
    @rymdalkis 4 года назад +1

    Benedict XVI was definitely attracted by those dancers

  • @kellharris2491
    @kellharris2491 4 года назад

    How in the world can you be careless with developing a plan.So reckless.

  • @dun8410
    @dun8410 4 года назад

    Airbus makes Boeing desperate 😂😂😂

  • @theblackpearl7035
    @theblackpearl7035 4 года назад

    Why were shirtless acrobatic dancers performing for the Pope?😂

    • @Nomoon777
      @Nomoon777 4 года назад

      this is the question in my mind.

  • @jayrwalker
    @jayrwalker 4 года назад

    "Now this guy F#@ks"...LOL

  • @silasdingoke6407
    @silasdingoke6407 4 года назад +1

    Pope Benrdict please come back

    • @silasdingoke6407
      @silasdingoke6407 4 года назад

      Pope Francis is Obama's .... ( complete the sentence.)

  • @CEKROM
    @CEKROM 4 года назад +1

    3:40 He describes it funny =D

  • @hjaw8242
    @hjaw8242 4 года назад +3

    I am a muslim , but pope francis is one of my biggest role model ... He is the emodiment of love !!!!!