Bestie Picks Bae w/ Jarvis Johnson
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2021
- jarvis & nick go back to an old classic on stream, bestie picks bae by seventeen magazine.
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Having only decided to do the show because Kurtis made fun of it, I knew this day would finally catch up to me. I’m really sorry you all had to witness my questionable wardrobe and even more questionable dance moves.
Also, more than happy to jump on the MatthEJ ship. EJ, you know where to find me.
OMG just wanted to say you were the best one on the episode, classy af
You honestly seem really cool, and your music taste was definitely the best
sir you’re an icon
10/10 crab box
so basically the only pastas these guys know about are:
1. fettuccine alfredo
2. spagetti
3. cheese
4. meat sauce
@@ajialeilaniwallace2313 i didnt know gnocchi was considered pasta
I like macaroni. It’s a pretty obscure pasta so I don’t expect any of you to know about it.
@@adeer87 Whaat macaroni is like one of the most common pastas where I live
ah yes meat sauce mmmmmm
@@ajialeilaniwallace2313 neither of those are pasta tho
i’m looking for a bae with an esophagus, but also a liver, and maybe a kidney or two
and maybe also a brain
@@therealseokjin i like my baes stupid but that’s a personal preference 😌
damn ma lower those standards 😩
@@hamilcross i see you i see you 😈
The two ways you could take this:
1. This commenter has very low standards when dating.
2. This commenter is into some really shady sh!t.
Dude, Donovyn is literally filming from Kurtis’s old room
I had the same thought!! lol
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
he lives there now
Dudeee! Yessss
EXACTLY LOL
This is amazing. Shoutout to Donovyn for being…for being him.
Justice for Donovyn
Are you actually 3 macaroons on top of each other?
@@XxCyberbullyxX definitely
@@XxCyberbullyxX I read this as macaroni’s
@@melove3852 why are you here
Jarvis stating drake lyrics then being like “or whatever yeah. I don’t listen to drake but yeah.”
Why do i keep seeing your comments lol
Fym, I don't actively listen to drake but we all end up hearing it anyway, even I know those lyrics
Jarvis is smart. If he likes Drake, that’s the appropriate level of shame. But he’s smart. So he couldn’t like Drake. He’s just pop- culture savvy.
LMAO I WAS THINKING AB THAT TOO
“What’s your ideal da-“
“I’m going to have to say fettuccine alfredo”
“What kind of musi-“
*”MEAT SAUCE”*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how her crush example was Harry Styles, and her friend eliminated all of the more feminine guys lmao
ikr, somehow drake-incarnate made it and rugby guy, meanwhile the guy who called himself 'soft boy' and the turtleneck both got booted somehow
at 20:58 I realized the second cam was Nick petting his cat on a cat cam and not Jarvis choosing the weirdest angle to stream from.
Omg same XD
The cat, though. It’a all I can watch
i realidzed like at 28 minutes in lmao after readin a comment of someone saying smth like “appreciate the cat cam nick” and i was like “ohhhhhh”
I feel like EJ forgot he was competing for the blindfolded girl and when he won, that's why he got so awkward is because he realized he was now set up with that girl and not the one asking questions lol
They really need the main girl to be more involved in some way so that they show their personality and also make it less awkward when they reveal at the end
@@SirArthurTheGreat that's honestly so true like they develop a connection with the best friend because they're asking the questions and commenting on things and then they just pass em off to the best friend who they haven't spoken to
I also feel like the “bestie” was choosing her type or eliminating the men that choose the wrong answer for her and not for ruby and I feel like that’s how all of these are unless they already have a partner or something… cuz let’s be honest the “bestie” and ej were connecting and I feel like Donovan would have been a way better match for ruby…
@@SirArthurTheGreat you’re right. Maybe they should have the blindfold person answer all of the questions before the guys show up
So we can start to see if any match and what kind of compatibility is there
jarvis and nick together is something i didn’t know i needed to see again today, but apparently i did
I'm very confused with these comments
You should see their twitch they did a Minecraft series exclusively together
report them
Wrd
it’s so cute watching nick just passively attend to Bambi
yeah it was so cute when he started brushing his hair lol
The Bambi cam was something I didn't know I needed until now.
this is giving me dejavu of the moment when Kurtis and Dean watched bestie picks bae and they ended up on the show kinda vibes
I thought the exact same thing when I saw them watching it. Like wait up is Jarvis about to pick a bae for nick next 😂
Then we all saw how much of an a hole Dean is
@@nunpho oh yeah,,,,,,,,,oh no 😭
lmao yeah but i can't see one of these guys being a misogynistic dick for no reason thank god
do yall remember that video the girl who "won" made with dean reacting to their episode? he was SO mean it was uncomfortable as hell
I’m sure that’s why Nick picked a new episode of the show to collab with Jarvis on since he used to edit for Kurtis.
this would be terrible if you had a secret crush on your “bestie”
and you just have to pick them their “soulmate”
idk man this bots advice seems kinda relevant this time guys
the profile pic is appropriate, this is a very gay situation
I think there was an episode like this 😳 oh wait that was when your ex picks your "bae" and kurtis definitely did a video on that
You could purposely pick someone they wouldn’t like! lol
What a wonderful fic idea
I feel like the best friend low key picked who SHE would date? and not a guy for her friend maybe without knowing.
Exactly what I’m thinking. Like da fuck you gonna wanna fuck your best friends man??
i don't know if the friend would date him but he is the literal opposite of what the main girl described
Nahhhh I think the bestie wanted Mustafa and that's why she picked the EJ for her friend 👀
After she dropped the guy who said he'd love to see Harry Styles, I thought she was sus
@@karishowell1615 Facts - bestie
that dude gonna be making another heartbreak pot after this
i actually gagged from awkwardness when he said "i didn't expect that"
Bro and he kept goooiiinnnnggg
“You’re so pretty…I didn’t expect that!”
"She doesn't really like rappers"
Proceeds to eliminate the guy who is open to more genres over the guy who litterally listed rappers lmao
this is insane. anthony b is from my hometown and was shot in a movie theatre a few months ago while on a date and unfortunately both passed. crazy to see his face pop up here
Oh wow, i was thinking he seemed like such a nice dude and i tried looking him up to see if i could find anything about him making music, that's so awful.
Is this real???
Omg just read about it, that’s so crazy… rip :(
jesus christ!!!!!!!!!!!!! god rest that poor boy, he seemed so sweet. christ that is AWFUL
i hope they both rest in peace, this is really sad
Dawson has major “where my hug at” energy…
SO TRUE
Yeah, the way he said " ruby look" gave away foro me
he definitely dated a freshman as a senior
The amount of time they spent just on spaghetti is killing me
Rest in peace, Anthony B. He seemed like such a nice person judging from this video.
Can you fill me in on what happened?
@@zungsle he got shot at a movie theater
@@sebastianharvan8056 Damn I heard about this, didn't know it was this guy
My bad I just looked him up thats so sad ;(
He will be missed. He seemed like such a sweet guy
I know this is a funny video, but this year, Anthony Barajas (Anthony B.) In this episode, was shot in a movie theater. I just wanted to spread awareness and pay my respects.
D: nooooo wtf man :(
RIP Anthony -- he seemed like such a friendly guy.
omg
nick referring to musical icon little richard as “his cousin” is actually breaking my heart
AGREED. Nick if u see this listen to the song Rip It Up by Little Richard it's iconic
He can keep a knockin but nick can’t come in. no sir, I don’t care if you have marshmallows, you can’t come
@@eddie-rosen wait a sec is that the tutti frutti guy? I love that song
the architect of rock and roll!
Little Richard is GOD
"I cracked my skull open while dancing to high school musical"
Nick: *I guess you can say his head was not in the game*
Nick didn’t come up with that joke, Seventeen literally wrote that under his name when he was introducing himself 😂
MELOVE omg I've see you on everywhere in the commits, plz, go somewhere else
@@thepeoplewhodostuff997 dont interact w spambots 🤫 we gotta just ignore or report when we see em!
I’m sorry but her friend KNEW what she was doing when she eliminated that dude that was checking all the boxes
Exactly, huge red flag to cold read someone and morph into what you think they want
yeah she probably didn't take into account what her friend liked, but instead tried to match her with guys she'd want. Not in a malicious way, it's normal to subconsciously project your own preferences onto other people.
Matthew definitely would’ve been best for her
She KNEW what she was doing? What did she do?
These men just eat meat and fettuccine and it shows
Fettuccine Alfredo is the frat boy of dinners
Nah fuck that. Homemade fettuccine is an amazing Italian dish and can be super versatile, these mother fuckers are eating at Olive Garden. 💀
@@heyyitsjude fr
Bae Picks Bestie - overcontrolling boyfriend abusively picks who his girlfriend is "allowed" to hang out with
E.J. at the end seemed like he joined for a fun time but accidentally won
Honestly, I feel the roomate was trying to pick HER match. Not her friend's.
omg guys! this is crazy! I appreciate y'all's reaction of me.
i love youuu brooo
MY MANNN
@@rioshattuck2155 thanks man I appreciate it. I’m humbled. Aye maybe y’all could interview me sometime on your channel
I would die for you. You are my best friend
Go donovyn! I was also eliminated first off a dating show so I feel your pain but you came off well on camera 😄
the way she eliminated the one guy that liked Harry Styles and seemed to have the same music taste was very odd to me
looking at nicking rocking bambi is just so cute and wholesome
“weirdest thing in your room” is such a risky question lmao
As a collector of weird things, i needa know what type of weird the person is ready for lmao
@@uncertain_zee my perception of what is weird in my room is really warped. I have 20 clowns and I don't see them as weird but I think some people might
@@aliamcbride im sorry? Come again??? I need to know about this clown situation
@@aliamcbride me but with halloween decorations lmao, i have like 20 plastic skeletons and skeleton animals and ghosts and shit. i have no room to say anyone’s room is weird hahaha
@@gargles5270 then you'd love Kaz Rowe's latest video
this vid has INSANE chemistry between u and jarvis, i was laughing out loud most of the time
they had the best chemistry in the video
Anthony: Post Malone + Harry Styles
Marquise: Rod Wave + Travis Scott
Mustafa: Drake + Bad Bunny
Bestie: sorry, Anthony, but Ruby doesn't like rappers :(
To be fair she said rappers like post Malone, mayyyybe that means she likes some??
@@SirArthurTheGreat She said she likes Harry Syles in the beginging, the bestie was setting her up or something, she was a little suspect.
bruh how did she eliminate anthony after he said he wanted to see harry styles??? you know the man identified as bestie’s celebrity crush????? wack.
Honestly pretty sure EJ is just a military kid whos parents were stationed in germany when he was a kid
he’s only lived 5 years in germany, not 50. the americans where called off ages ago
@@buchstaben-suppe Do you not realize that the US has hundreds of military bases outside of the US that are actively used by US military? USAG Baumholder hosts the most US forces (more than 130,000 people) right now, and that's only one out of like 20 bases they have in Germany. In total, the US has at least 45 military installments in Germany alone in the 21st century. Historically, that number is much much greater (historically hundreds just in Germany).
When he said “wakanda forever” I got flashbacks to when the movie came out and EVERY white kid would just say that to me
omg no....u can't be serious
I would die of embarrassment on their behalf
…oh god 😟
Matthew looks like he'd be a Prince with an awful English accent in a Netflix Christmas film
He's the initial love interest but despite the odds the protagonist will pick a down to earth boy over becoming an actual princess
@@phosphenevision princess and the pauper plot
something that they could have changed that might have been interesting is if the girl was not blindfolded, but she was absent from the room while here bestie interviewed the guys and eliminated them. then, she watched the process her bestie went through of eliminating the guys and using as much information as each contestant was able to give depending on how far they got, she could either agree with her bestie's pick at the end or she could go back and redeem one of the other contestants instead, even though there was less information to go off of. I think that would be a fun twist (obviously, if she disagrees with her bestie's choice for her then It'S oVeR).
that would be so good and that way the bae has still a chance of actually getting with someone she vibes with. way too often in these episodes it feels like they’re not happy AT ALL. in this one especially. i mean dude lives in another COUNTRY. why did they even put him on the show??
no way that dude just said “wakanada forever” oh my god 😭😭
i hope there’s some context behind that
I love how the fact that jarvis didn't have a camera in the first half of the video just makes it look like it's bambi talking
" frank ocean doesn't care about us" that killed me
omg I went to high school with yodeling pickle guy. he’d always carry an old boombox with him around the school and dance with his friends at lunch. I forget that it’s real people in these videos bro 😭😭
PLS HE SEEMS SO FUNNY I WANNA BE HIS FRIEND
'WHEN I SAW ELTON JOHN AND HE PLAYED BENNIE AND THE JETS, THIS IS WHAT I WHIPPED OUT'
When that one guy mentioned he has a crab puzzle and that crabs were his favorite animals, I wanted to marry him.
Right?? Let’s go look for crabs together in the light rain, a warm cup of coffee in hand while we walk along the shore
Big "Elliott from Stardew Valley" vibes.
@@YamiTheEevee I would love that.🥺
@@YamiTheEevee wow that's like a perfect date setting and you came up with that ON THE SPOT? date me.
He’s in the replies shoot your shot
A fun version of a bestie picks bae would be to have two friends with a lot of chemistry and at the end the bestie picks themselves to be the bae
37:26 wtf he literally said harry styles and ruby loves harry styles?!? What is her bestie trying to do like ?!m
if i didn't know any better i'd think bestie is trying to sabotage this thing and get herself a bae
The fettuccine piggybacking reminded me of the Gus Johnson skit about kids in high school all agreeing that stealing is in fact _bad._ 😆
Edit: 'How Class Discussions Went in _Middle School'_ by Gus Johnson. My bad!!
Edit2- Gus Johnson is pretty shitty. I hereby denounce him and his comedy and have been officially unsubbed for over a month. May Sabrina heal well from this all ❤️
lmao same and it really did happen in class until everyone stopped giving answers in class discussions altogether
I agree, whole heartedly. You really hit the nail on the head
Omg THANK YOU. They mentioned the SNL skit and I was like “wow that has definitely been done” but could nottt figure out where I heard it. Lmao.
Rough time to be a self proclaimed gus johnson fan….
@@abigailchristenson388 Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with Abigail's assessment of the Gus Johnson stans during current times most likely having a rough time. I would go as far as stating that anyone still subbed to him are now in fact bad and wrong for remaining so. Also they smell
A screenshot of Matthew could be a "suave playboy" or "intellectual" from any decade: the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s- impressively classic and sophisticated for a teen.
I knew he wasn’t going to be picked but I liked him, he seemed like the type of guy to tell you random facts, and I love random facts
I think pretentious is more apt
@@Nick-yq5zv yep
Yo why does everyone sleep on linguine? It’s just a little bit bigger than spaghetti, but not as big as fettuccine. In my opinion it makes each bite’s sauce-to-pasta ratio feel just right. And it’s name translates to “little tongues”. Get the little tongue noodles, trust me guys
WHY DOES DONYVANS BACKGROUND LOOK LIKE KURTIS’ OLD HOUSE???
@@melove3852 shoo!
So just a white wall
Lol idk it’s just a closet
the first thing that came up when they searched the show was kurtis and deans episode
I can't get over the fact that nick was just brushing his cat the whole time lmfaooo
I feel like the bestie forgot she was picking a guy for her friend, not herself like halfway through
Aaron's Clay pot is now tied to TWO heartbreaks. Talk about a cursed object.
Gonna have to agree w/ nick on this one, shell pasta's the best.
The Travis Scott choice aged horribly 😬
Yeahhh i just thought this too 😬
Omg yes
I coudln't stop laughing after the comment
The second he said it I was like no go please
ong😭
Favorite pasta shape could have been fixed with "Sexiest" pasta shape. Half of them were just thinking about meals they'd eaten. But, you ask those guys which pasta shape they'd smash, and I'll bet they'd have started naming shapes.
The answers would at least be interesting 💀
you are _so_ right
currently crying and throwing up over the first guy that got out
he was literally so adorable too
This is misleading. I thought you were picking Jarvis's bae..... 😔
next vid pls ‼️‼️
Didn't Gus or Sven do a whole sketch of like a middle school class discussion where everyone said "to piggyback off what the last person said"
Turtleneck guy 100% has a Tumblr
5000%
Ruby could not care less about all of this LMAO 😭 she’s so disinterested I feel so bad hahah
Will they ever realize EJ lives in Arizona?
Probably not
e j stands for " eim in jgermany "
You really know girls family has been in the states for generations when she says gnocchi knee-okee
Damn, I love Anthony's weird energy. I'd have picked him
same honestly
Anthony was literally so great smh
He sadly passed away in a theather shooting.
Unfortunately he died not too long after this, he got shot in a movie theater while on a date.
Hey nick, for me and other hard of hearing and deaf folk, is it possible for you to subtitle these videos? The auto generated subtitles leave a lot to be desired haha. It be greatly, hugely appreciated, im sure not just by me
18 year old "Motivational Speaker" 100% a grifter scamming crypto or self-help lmaooo
Donovan looks like he’s in kurtis’ old apartment
RIGHT??? I GOT SO CONFUSED HFJF
i’m in love with donovyn like i just wanna buy him a happy meal
Aww I would accept lol
i love how even though this video its an hour long nick took the time to edit it and make in more entertaining for us
I feel so bad for Donovyn and Anthony b. they were done so dirty
Exactly!
"I wanna go to a Travis Scott concert" that aged well...
Ikr
1 hour long video omg this is gonna be fun
just finished it and i completely missed the fact that this vid runs for one hour. it was too fun lmao
@@angelaoriel5912 same here when I read that I was actually shocked. I was thinking it was 20 mins max
i didn’t think this show could get any more cringed but the online version has me dead
As someone who grew up in both America and mainland Italy the best pasta shape is tagliatelle, especially with carbonara stile romano
Donovyn really did go galactic
I actually love the chaos Anthony D. brought to the table 😂😂
"Almost saw Rod Wave. Want to see Travis Scott." This aged poorly.
I was thinking the same thing
Let’s hope he wasn’t there 😭
i greatly appreciate the Bambicam, thank you Nick
the fettuccini bit was every middle school debate/"discussion" ever lmao
“You have north eyes and the wise guys.. will.. follow you” had me dying omg
I feel like the roommate picked someone who she wanted more than her friend lmaooo
I love Donovyn, he must be protected at all costs
i went to school with him hes great 😭 he makes music under dman the takeover if ur interested lol
32:35 well that didn’t age well…
Rest In Peace Anthony B.
The secondhand embarrassment of the end part absolutely hollowed out my soul, unreal levels of awkward
Looking at the thumbnail I REALLY thought you guys were hosting your own bestie picks bae virtually. and even though its not YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT
I didn’t realize they were watching a RUclips video of a zoom call on the channel so I thought Jarvis was picking Nicks boyfriend and I was very confused
29:08 he reacted like that cause he knew Mustafa was lying, and spitting some hard game with that we can watch it together line
“Good golly miss ruby” is a nod to little richards song “good golly miss Molly”
Thumbnail is incredible, it's art
the north star pickup lines are making me laugh cry
I work at an Italian restaurant and the next time someone orders fettuccine (which is not often unless it’s Alfredo bc it doesn’t hold most sauces well) I’m gonna say “it’s just a flat noodle bro”
my guy missed a bullet not going to any concerts 32:40
"Wakanda Forever" made me laugh so hard, I love how for us that came out of nowhere.
There’s an episode of Fresh Prince where Will and Carlton do the Apache! That’s why he brought it up lol.
i truly truly thought anthony would’ve won. he looks like someone she would like!
My answers
Pasta: the squiggly one or bowtie
Harry Potter house: Slytherin
Concert: only been to my own band concerts in 7th grade, want to go to Black Veil Brides
Trip: France would be cool. I have a shirt from Paris
Weirdest thing in my room: either the dead flower from an art project a couple years ago or a corgi stuffy flashlight
Dance move: I don't really dance
Pickup line: I don't use any
Why you should pick me: you shouldn't. I'm just doing this for fun. Besides I'm a gay male 17 year old
My mind is fucked so I read that as "corgi stuffy fleshlight" and I was like wtf