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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @shanesayner2832
    @shanesayner2832 Год назад +219

    Quite funny when you asked the manager his name and the woman said don’t tell him Martin 😂

    • @OGTC33
      @OGTC33 Год назад +2

      Please number it

    • @mickymoz1
      @mickymoz1 Год назад +55

      dont tell him pike 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rupertrigsby
      @rupertrigsby Год назад +43

      16:49 It reminded me of Dads Army - " Don't tell him your name Pike"

    • @rickl242
      @rickl242 Год назад +14

      Don't tell him your name Pike!

    • @NapperNap
      @NapperNap Год назад +14

      She was a sandwich short of a picnic.

  • @jeanlucpicard2474
    @jeanlucpicard2474 Год назад +78

    Burglaries, which is an awful crime that violates someone's privacy and police nowhere to be seen. A company calls and three police cars show up. disgusting

  • @yolandakhan
    @yolandakhan Год назад +29

    😂😂 omg Mark you've made me laugh so much .. Never stop doing these Audits 👏👏😘

  • @TomTremayne
    @TomTremayne Год назад +12

    Lovely "Don't tell them your name Pike" moment at 16:51....great stuff!

  • @shanty4590
    @shanty4590 Год назад +7

    Mark, i have been learning de escalating skills from you, but every time i have an argument with my misses i tell her BACK TO WORK 😂😂 Thanks Mark

  • @FunTimeFranki
    @FunTimeFranki Год назад +17

    For a coffee the staff rudely didn’t offer😂 thanks again Mark👍

  • @CharlieB3723
    @CharlieB3723 Год назад +18

    Great banter with Billy the jacked up cop 👮‍♀️ 👍🏻 police seemed nice and relaxed. Sika staff didn’t know what hit them 😂😂😂

  • @greeney76
    @greeney76 Год назад +56

    They should be instantly fined for ringing 999 and lying to the police 5 grand fine for each. Go on Mark respect from the valleys

  • @johnnymonge8987
    @johnnymonge8987 Год назад +34

    The woman with the waggly finger was the star of the show. A shame she made such a brief appearance.

  • @richardprimett4978
    @richardprimett4978 Год назад +16

    3 cars for a man with a camera , no wonder crime is out of control

  • @staggermeister_old
    @staggermeister_old Год назад +21

    - Underpaid and understaffed
    - Three police cars for a guy with a camera

    • @claudebylion9932
      @claudebylion9932 Год назад +3

      Don’t forget it was a “camera of Mass Distraction” with extra “goon magnets” fitted.

    • @pippab636
      @pippab636 Год назад

      @@claudebylion9932😂😂

  • @dangingras7
    @dangingras7 Год назад +12

    No one does it better or with more intelligent "banter" than Mark of Meet The Tyrants!! Love these inter actions . Keep shining the light of truth exposing the so many dolts engaged in representing their companies!

  • @harrypatten2258
    @harrypatten2258 Год назад +3

    Oh fiddlesticks! The school teacher with the naughty wagging index finger. Hahahaha.

  • @333slim7
    @333slim7 Год назад +12

    Do you know what, in life these days I never laugh. Or even smile anymore with the amount of nonsence that happens but the only true one guy who makes me laugh, and have a right giggle to myself is you Mark!! Top class, the way you speak, your dimena your character and the pure fact you're educated to the highest level that keeps you the one in control 🎉❤ love your audits and don't let anybody change you!!

    • @Gggg-sb7fg
      @Gggg-sb7fg 7 месяцев назад

      Spot on!! He has the quickest mind, best banter and the sharpest one-liners does Mark! But yeh, Ive also been howling with laughter over some of the conversations he has, and I especially love it when he does his trademark - Am I gunna be in twooorrrrbbbble - hahaha funny all round and a great channel!
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @apk74
    @apk74 Год назад +8

    “Don’t tell him Martin” 😂 she’s the brains of the operation

    • @stevenmclucas1894
      @stevenmclucas1894 9 месяцев назад +1

      Quite clearly as she was wearing a face nappy 😂

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +36

    "What an absolutely gross distortion of the truth"!!! There was "Never" any question of the Auditor endeavoring to stop traffic!!! But thankfully this company have been exposed for the "Amateurs that they really are"!!!

    • @adrianbrowne7874
      @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +3

      Thankyou! And as ever an "Excellent Audit"!!!

    • @adrianbrowne7874
      @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +1

      Thankyou

    • @adrianbrowne7874
      @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +1

      Thankyou

    • @smarte.r.1450
      @smarte.r.1450 Год назад +1

      If this indeed was the allegation, that the auditor had stopped traffic in/out the premises, and he didn’t. And the police were called under that sub motion surely, that’s a waste of Police time?

  • @scottymacg28
    @scottymacg28 Год назад +2

    Comedy gold, EXCUSE ME!!!!
    consider yourself excused hahahaha.

  • @Cam-pg4wl
    @Cam-pg4wl Год назад +56

    I'll never understand why these company employees don't take the opportunity to be courteous and polite and use bloggers, auditors, RUclipsrs etc to advertise their companies, and show themselves in a good light .Even just offering a hot drink in reception , or (gasp, splutter) a little guided tour around your site or something , showing what you make etc would be such good PR.( and would earn the employee a lot of ' Brownie Points ' , I would imagine ! )
    You do see it , occasionally.

    • @petermoss2373
      @petermoss2373 Год назад +1

      I can't see why this guy thinks he has the right to intrude on private property. The business has better things to do than worry about an intruder walking around their business.

    • @petermoss2373
      @petermoss2373 Год назад +1

      @ajc97436 I do know defamation law. Do you? If I receive a summons I'll deal with it.

  • @ShirleyT-Keela
    @ShirleyT-Keela Год назад +7

    " who are you"?
    "Don't tell him Martin"😂
    Oh dear Karen n gang asking for ID, this isn't 1939 Germany ffs.

  • @claudebylion9932
    @claudebylion9932 Год назад +13

    This is what happens when a legally permitted photographer unleashes his “Camera of Mass Distraction” with the “Idiot Magnet” which worked perfectly. Definitely needs a “Drone of Mass Depiction” over next time.

  • @torsandmors
    @torsandmors Год назад +12

    Monday morning audits ...great content .thanks for sharing

  • @davidproudfoot6390
    @davidproudfoot6390 Год назад +5

    I have to say you're one of the funniest Auditors I've seen on RUclips I love how you don't take any shit and you put these idiots in their places God bless you you are hysterical and educational😂😂😂❤❤

  • @assi2424
    @assi2424 Год назад +33

    It's about time these companies got fines for calling 999 they seem to think they have police on speed dials this companies employee's especially the one who followed are a disgrace

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers Год назад +57

    I think you're possibly the greatest troll I have ever watched. Good stuff.

    • @RandomnessTube.
      @RandomnessTube. Год назад +6

      It's the principle not actually trolling when you think about it its just that most people in these jobs are morons and are used to telling others what to do without being questioned.

    • @konnick5262
      @konnick5262 Год назад +2

      He is on another level

    • @pippab636
      @pippab636 Год назад

      I love your ID Mark🖕😂😂

  • @shaneseccombe8465
    @shaneseccombe8465 Год назад +6

    The lady with the wagging finger is a bit tasty. She is most welcome to wag her finger my way!😂👍

  • @Barbreck1
    @Barbreck1 Год назад +12

    I support what you do absolutely, because people need to learn these laws. However, you’re sailing very close to the wind at times, especially when you walked up to the guy with the phone. That was very risky.

  • @DeadlyChapters
    @DeadlyChapters Год назад +12

    Companies like that should be fined for wasting police time like that. Also I could be wrong but the “No Pedestrian Access” sign was on the back of the gate when he was closing it.

  • @bobstar6539
    @bobstar6539 Год назад +6

    BOBSTAR HERE YOUR A LEGEND GOD BLESS YOU BROTHER IT JUST SHOWS HOW DILLUSIONAL HUMAN BEINGS REALLY ARE 🙌🌈👍🙏

  • @captivesteelnz
    @captivesteelnz Год назад +12

    That man had a FALCON on his arm!! What an amazing, informative, public interest, make-the-company-look-good opportunity that could've been. But no, let's all get bent out of shape because someone wouldn't give them the answers THEY thought they deserved. Such a shame. 🤦

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 Год назад +2

    "Eh? Does not compute? .. You ain't management" 🤣🇬🇧👍🏻

  • @kristieleo1982
    @kristieleo1982 Год назад +5

    "Don't tell him, Martin!" 😅

  • @geoffashden2
    @geoffashden2 Год назад +3

    You are one of the best Auditors on RUclips! Keep them coming please.

  • @Sw1a1aa
    @Sw1a1aa Год назад +1

    The one from last week with the spunk catcher had me on the floor . You don’t take no prisoners . 😂😂😂

  • @stevetealey2804
    @stevetealey2804 10 месяцев назад +3

    They have no right to ask you for your ID, wow 999 and 3 cop cars turn up wasting tax payers money.

  • @AD-53
    @AD-53 Год назад +3

    That jacked up cop and his attitude, is dressed for War says I look after people 😅😂

  • @Sequoyah_7
    @Sequoyah_7 Год назад +7

    The first words, out of people's mouths, are: "What are you doing"? What the heck do you think someone is doing using camera gear, walking around in a relaxed, nonchalant way, in public places, out in plain view of everyone? Why is video recording, in public, so hard for people to understand? The world has gone bonkers. That cop looks after people, alright, looks after them in jail, after he arrests them. Nice video :)

  • @Ezz4672
    @Ezz4672 Год назад +6

    That woman Asking you if you're alright standing there with a surgical mask on her face you couldn't make it up LOL

  • @np939427a
    @np939427a Год назад +2

    About time they started to charge them 999 numpties £120 for every call out, Don't see why the taxpayers should fork out the bill for them being Soy"..

  • @stephenparslow7964
    @stephenparslow7964 Год назад +38

    A mask………..really… please put her down

    • @mannymac6678
      @mannymac6678 Год назад

      What an absolute Karen she is
      😂

  • @MrThuggery
    @MrThuggery Год назад +2

    HAhahaha it has to be a comedy series for sure! Hahahahaha awesome job mate. The grub following you was stalking you.

  • @michaelliddle1744
    @michaelliddle1744 Год назад +2

    Excuse me!!!!!
    Consider yourself excused 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zanderzone21
    @zanderzone21 Год назад +3

    Ha ha little miss waggy finger ….. love it , you totally destroyed them mark , keep up the good work

  • @shaneglasgow6267
    @shaneglasgow6267 Год назад +9

    This video kind of made me sad . People today just have no chill are self centred, have presumptive authority .
    The visit could have went a lot better and we may have learned some , good about another industry.. but nope , first step is to treat the public like they are less than , and god forbid they have a camera in their hands .. in world where cameras are EVERYWHERE. We choose to trip out about a guy just standing there taking pictures. Fix yourselves people , it’s a camera not a rifle , would have been nice to actually learn what your company was about than to have your staff come out like they own the place and have badges and powers to ask for ID ..
    love your videos brother , I get you are the one that pushes the envelope, and you stand right on the edge of “legislation” and it’s on purpose and that’s why I love your videos. #treatothershowyouwanttobetreated

  • @healy7882
    @healy7882 Год назад +2

    That officer was a right Tyrant well done for putting him back in his place.

  • @scoosethom8441
    @scoosethom8441 Год назад +3

    Don't tell him Martin 😂😂😂😂 vibes of dad's army x

  • @chriztownley9335
    @chriztownley9335 Год назад +3

    Miss bingo wings..(so WOts your NAME)...DONT TELL HIM MARTIN😂

  • @tonto2455
    @tonto2455 Год назад +4

    All these Cops for a non event. There could be drug dealers,thieves, rapists and worse about this town and these Cops have been called to this.

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad Год назад +27

    37:00 I hope they felt suitably embarrassed and ashamed that they had called the police out for nothing. You definitely gave them something to think about.

    • @andyscouse4090
      @andyscouse4090 Год назад +1

      They don't think of their actions because they are still asleep and brainwashed by Society and Government Education.🇬🇧

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 Год назад +2

    The 1st copper seemed sound at first with his stuck in trafic comment but then went into the, "does anyone actually watch your channel? And, are you on medication? etc etc. And there was me thinking he was goingvto tell the company to stop wasting police time😂🤣😂

  • @WinstonSmith685
    @WinstonSmith685 Год назад +3

    Your comebacks are legendary.
    "Can I have your name?"
    "Why, have you not got one of your own?"
    Fat Alan Shearer didn't quite know what to say to that did he?

  • @mrdunns3338
    @mrdunns3338 Год назад +21

    These guys and that Karen have some serious issues in terms of interactions with the public. Not a good look for Sika, whoever they are.

  • @andyscouse4090
    @andyscouse4090 Год назад +8

    It's quite easy to Understand really, the police force is registered at Companies House under HM Parliament PLC. That means they favour looking out for other Companies and not the wage and Pension paying public.🇬🇧

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Год назад

      Exactly my fellow scouse. Get burgled tell them ur a business.

    • @meanlean3095
      @meanlean3095 Год назад

      Unfortunately the royals & government’s servants have been doing this to the people for centuries & I doubt they will stop…

  • @peakyblinder777
    @peakyblinder777 Год назад +5

    That bloke in the black uniform should not address members of the public with 'mate' fact: the first few seconds on any interaction can determine the outcome - respect is earned .
    💯%

  • @controversy77
    @controversy77 Год назад +2

    The female ,i wouldant say no 😂 great video 👍

  • @robertwright7937
    @robertwright7937 Год назад +2

    You're in Preston!? That's Reggie Photo territory! TURF WAR!😆

  • @rupertrigsby
    @rupertrigsby Год назад +4

    I bet she was the receptionist , they are always a bit above their station

  • @thewatcher5248
    @thewatcher5248 Год назад +2

    Fuking love your videos. Dam your so good at not taking sht. Lmao. Love videos. Brilliantly done.DAMMMMM you have me lmao.

  • @MrPantss
    @MrPantss Год назад +3

    Lol at the ladies expressions! 😂 She is quite fit though.

  • @carlhiggins6560
    @carlhiggins6560 Год назад +9

    Love these vids,keep them coming

  • @Nigfis
    @Nigfis Год назад +15

    @16:48
    You: "Who are you, by the way?"
    Her: "Don't tell him, Martin, cos he's not telling us....."
    I can't believe you didn't pick it up.
    Still, some have to get away so they can breed and produce the next crop of funnies, I imagine.
    Another good vid, UKMTT. Nice one..

    • @Differentmindsuk
      @Differentmindsuk Год назад

      I thought the same lol

    • @nerradcureton
      @nerradcureton Год назад +2

      Yeah, I was surprised that was missed.
      It was almost a repeat of Blackadders “don’t tell him Pike”

    • @rupertrigsby
      @rupertrigsby Год назад

      @@nerradcureton You need to get checked for alzheimer's

  • @pos2215
    @pos2215 Год назад +3

    Just catching up on this channel and mark I do like your style some great content great laughs great banter just brilliant 👍

  • @caveman4598
    @caveman4598 Год назад +3

    I love your videos mark keep them all accountable thankyou for your for what you do watching from Australia

  • @thewhitbyphotographer
    @thewhitbyphotographer Год назад +3

    Muscle bound cop with attitude, that seems to be quite a theme.

  • @TheMisphit
    @TheMisphit Год назад +3

    2021, is this a re-upload?

  • @scottflannigan3062
    @scottflannigan3062 Год назад +2

    Aside what you say about corporations taking up resources, they cost HMRC corporation tax avoidance £120 Billion every year

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Год назад +9

    I'm Sika these uneducated 'management ' types who DON'T know trespass law who DON'T know GDPR , and who don't act professionally ( save the guy in the dark clothing)
    The big police officer , was quite a nice bloke , but he is supposed to act at ALL times IMpartially , his early comments ( opinions) were unprofessional , and indicated that he had taken a side prior to ANY investigation, maybe if he can keep his opinions to himself he will be a better officer ( Not sure the 'Jack Boots' are necessary in the force , the police are dressing up now like a paramilitary organisation ( that like to 'help people' 😮

  • @robzaphy
    @robzaphy Год назад +1

    That officer looks like he's never met a steroid he didn't like!

  • @GRACEORT
    @GRACEORT Год назад +5

    Lovely Puppies 😂😂

  • @matt8929
    @matt8929 3 месяца назад

    16:42 "Who are you?"
    "Don't tell him Martin!" 🤣

  • @koalabrat
    @koalabrat Год назад +4

    Oh squeaky straight up hahaha. Just love you all the way from Australia.

  • @Djbertie67
    @Djbertie67 Год назад +4

    Amazing all them old bill for NO CRIME being committed... call them bout burglary violent offenders etc etc and don't show up if they do bout 2 days later what a great country we live in 😮😮😮😮😮

  • @DreamClean
    @DreamClean Год назад +3

    The funniest channel on RUclips: "No way are you fucking management"

  • @kamgunner5920
    @kamgunner5920 Год назад +1

    The lady was like she was shocked at your responses to their interrogation! 😂😂

  • @gary71161
    @gary71161 Год назад +3

    well she was`nt hired for her brains lol, what`s your name, don`t tell him martin lmao.

  • @tommymason7631
    @tommymason7631 Год назад +3

    another great video 10 stars ********** for you loving the work auditor of the year for me good luck

  • @patbrown8117
    @patbrown8117 Год назад +5

    Ha ha..."Who are you? "Don't tell him, Martin." Priceless.

  • @OriginalYS
    @OriginalYS Год назад +13

    😂 brilliant
    Will you be uploading new footage as well as the archived files?

  • @craigmooney3744
    @craigmooney3744 Год назад +2

    Face nappies and a traitor flag with a side order of Karen 😂 out did yourself on this one

  • @rabfraser1234
    @rabfraser1234 Год назад +1

    is the bird camera shy ,,,you talking about her in reception or the falcon ,,😊😊

  • @raybell7696
    @raybell7696 Год назад +2

    I thought HIS EYES WERE GLAZED, HIS SPEECH WAS SLURRED. HE WAS DRUNK. That's the normal bollox off the police.

  • @kastagiere6322
    @kastagiere6322 Год назад +10

    Fine response to 'excuse me' lol. Same as 'I beg your pardon'....GG pal

  • @gitmoholliday5764
    @gitmoholliday5764 Год назад +2

    imagine next to a camera there was also a binocular involved ..
    they would've send 6 police cars 🤓

  • @rickyraw5457
    @rickyraw5457 Год назад +1

    The camera never lies......just ask bucks fizz 🤣 or the beefed up muscle Mary copper in the jack boots.....🤣🤣

  • @theskidmarkoforion4829
    @theskidmarkoforion4829 Год назад +43

    I never talk to anyone if they are muzzled

    • @bEEBO178
      @bEEBO178 Год назад

      Same. Absolutely retarded wearing a mask, yet people still can't get over being told what to do by the government

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Год назад

      ​@@richardjones8699 oh stop it ive got lung cancer. A mask doesnt stop me being ill.

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Год назад +4

      ​@@richardjones8699 Richard works here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hellndegenerates
      @Hellndegenerates Год назад

      Retards aren't they.

    • @grahamheath3576
      @grahamheath3576 Год назад

      Brilliant 👌 I hate muzzled compliant robots those c#nts dragged us into lockdowns and where we are at now 🤬

  • @carlwilliams509
    @carlwilliams509 Год назад +3

    I am falling off my chair.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jockjock6693
    @jockjock6693 Год назад +27

    I liked that Karen actually she had a sense of humour, if she took that mask off she'd been fit

    • @DaleSteel
      @DaleSteel Год назад +6

      Wtf she's about 100

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw Год назад +3

      Her arms are wobbling like jelly under her pits

    • @glenmorgan4597
      @glenmorgan4597 Год назад +7

      @@DaleSteel 😂 can't believe 13 people agreed she'd be 'fit' should gone to Specsavers

    • @meanlean3095
      @meanlean3095 Год назад

      I’d knock that attitude off her by rattling her like a porch door in a hurricane 😂😂😂

    • @watkinator4413
      @watkinator4413 Год назад +7

      @@glenmorgan4597 them big knockers help

  • @MickJ666
    @MickJ666 Год назад +4

    Don't tell him Martin 🤣

  • @joohop
    @joohop Год назад +4

    Great Work Buddy
    Bless Up

  • @gibboj
    @gibboj Год назад +2

    i was under the understanding the police could charge for a waisted 999 call , thay dont seem to do it to companies only the public ????? !!!!!!!!!

  • @gutto3178
    @gutto3178 Год назад +1

    Can I have your name?? Why u not got one of your own? 😂 😂 that got me 😂

  • @Glori11133
    @Glori11133 Год назад +9

    The only auditor worth watching 😂 keep up the amazing content

  • @williamwiseman2075
    @williamwiseman2075 Год назад +2

    Ffs great entertainment 😂😂😂 such a shy Scotsman, they didn’t know what hit them 🙂

  • @anthonydowling3356
    @anthonydowling3356 Год назад +3

    Mark your like a fisherman and the camera is your bait .You walk around waiting for the enivatable D..k head to bite .lol .It never seems to take long .Wish you would come over here to Dublin and do the same .

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 Год назад +2

    The football thug looks gormless 😂🙏🏻

  • @kevinn5976
    @kevinn5976 Год назад +1

    The squeeky toy cracks me up.. 😂😂

  • @hariowen3840
    @hariowen3840 Год назад +1

    The response for corporations is absolutely outstanding - shame poor old joe public wasn't served equally well eh!

  • @BusySlim
    @BusySlim Год назад +1

    Gotta love ‘little hitler’. He is so funny! Little hitler was a nickname given to Mark from one of his videos. Mark is my most favourite auditor. A total legend and funny as fuck 😂

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 Год назад +3

    "Alright monkey boy" 🤣👍🏻

  • @thelawisthelaw
    @thelawisthelaw Год назад +2

    Im laughing so much. Client confidentially hhhhhh what client 😂😂😂😂😂 the intelligence of a twig

  • @Nuku01
    @Nuku01 Год назад +2

    Madam, you really don't wanna see my ID..😂😅😊😂 love your videos.