The Bonfire - Hey Tex

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @MichaelZoidberg
    @MichaelZoidberg 3 года назад +127

    I love how Brendan repeats his "quips" 2 or more times. It's the same thing I do when my girlfriend doesn't laugh at my joke the first time

    • @theleastbannedman
      @theleastbannedman 2 года назад +17

      i guess we’re all professional comedians if Schaub is one

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 года назад

      @@theleastbannedman There have been warcrimes committed that are funnier than that dunces comedy specials.

    • @ryanhartman5744
      @ryanhartman5744 4 месяца назад

      I don't mind him as a fan I prefer him as a clueless fan

    • @Conda17
      @Conda17 3 месяца назад

      “Girlfriend”……

    • @SWIM-02354
      @SWIM-02354 Месяц назад

      18:09 jealousy is a disease guys, accept the fact that big jay and Soder will never be your friend

  • @mikewhipkey6863
    @mikewhipkey6863 2 года назад +60

    Brendan is a Comedy sponge he just absorbs all of the humor and makes things that should be hilarious just mildly amusing

    • @SWIM-02354
      @SWIM-02354 Месяц назад

      2 years later, do you still cry about Brendan or are you one of the ones who switched to crying about Bert ?

    • @cgo7395
      @cgo7395 21 день назад

      @@SWIM-02354 Do you listen to this 2 years later and think Brendan is adding a lot of humor to this segment?

    • @SWIM-02354
      @SWIM-02354 21 день назад

      @@cgo7395 it's been 2 weeks poin dexter, and no, Brendans gay. crying about him because he's friends with your boyfriends is even gayer

  • @rodney7793
    @rodney7793 3 года назад +87

    Surprised no one has said he looks like 1998 Jim Ross

    • @masediggity
      @masediggity 3 года назад +9

      Looks nothing like Dusty, but absolutely looks exactly like Good Ole JR

    • @Ebessan
      @Ebessan 3 года назад +3

      He reads to me as Star Wars Kid dressing as Jim Ross. The Good ‘Ol JR Drip 💦

    • @Rhlgull1331
      @Rhlgull1331 3 года назад +9

      I only clicked because I thought it was Jim Ross boom boom

    • @skallagrimm6226
      @skallagrimm6226 3 года назад +2

      @@masediggity Literally the thumbnail was the reason i clicked on this

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 года назад +2

      BAH GAWD, HE HAS BROKEN THAT KITCHEN STOOL IN HALF!!!!

  • @Jarxia
    @Jarxia 3 года назад +113

    I never knew we had the displeasure of having Slob on the Bonfire. Great guy, never met him

    • @jb1996BLOP
      @jb1996BLOP 3 года назад +9

      Should have know there were cats in here

    • @DastardlyBrute1
      @DastardlyBrute1 3 года назад +6

      For real, was psyched until I heard MushMouth Slob B

    • @dgwdgw3693
      @dgwdgw3693 2 года назад +3

      It’s so cool and fun to make fun of him because every else does too right?!!

    • @BonghitTransplants
      @BonghitTransplants 9 месяцев назад

      He's not gonna fuck you​@@dgwdgw3693

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 8 месяцев назад

      @@dgwdgw3693they even have a cool name for their group! They’re one step away from building shrines of him. It’s kinda sad,really

  • @Chomper165
    @Chomper165 3 года назад +201

    When Schaub is with comics it's like when a fan is in studio, he is lost around actually funny people.

    • @BeeHash
      @BeeHash 3 года назад +1

      Naw give him more credit than that. He can chop it up with the best of him. Hell he just spent years literally doing it.

    • @yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092
      @yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092 2 года назад +21

      @@BeeHash Nah.

    • @jon1039
      @jon1039 2 года назад +4

      @@BeeHash jay(b brother) nah…

    • @untouch42
      @untouch42 2 года назад

      He can punch up well. By himself he's useless.

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones 2 года назад +3

      Each brandon just kills most jokes to death

  • @cyberspace667
    @cyberspace667 3 года назад +36

    So nice of the boys to make this CTE football players Make A Wish dream of riffing in the big leagues come true

    • @SWIM-02354
      @SWIM-02354 Месяц назад

      18:09 jealousy is a disease guys, accept the fact that big jay and Soder will never be your friend

    • @SWIM-02354
      @SWIM-02354 Месяц назад

      "The boys" lol get sum irl friends man, shits pathetic

  • @E.Humperdinck
    @E.Humperdinck 3 года назад +31

    I'm on a binge of these Bonfire Videos. They're hilarious. Thanks for making them.

    • @whateveritwasitis
      @whateveritwasitis 2 года назад

      check out the corey feldmens', they are HILIRIOUS and theres hours and hours of material.

  • @GeidiPrimeTime
    @GeidiPrimeTime 3 года назад +16

    🎶1 of these things is not like the ooothers"🎶

  • @tcf5361
    @tcf5361 3 года назад +52

    Listening to Brandon talk about spectrum people is... muah

  • @fancyrat86
    @fancyrat86 3 года назад +10

    This is is just what I need for my commute home after a crummy day!

  • @jamesmelton8993
    @jamesmelton8993 3 года назад +33

    The end was the best. You’re a legend.

    • @jamesmelton8993
      @jamesmelton8993 3 года назад +4

      Amendment…Schaub just saved a few kids from a fatality car crash, so I recognize how bad ass that is. But still….damn 😂

    • @ck2394
      @ck2394 3 года назад +3

      @@jamesmelton8993 his wife was super cool about it too, dead parent in the front little kids trapped in the back?
      "Dont pull over" - Joanna schlub.

    • @timjespersen3605
      @timjespersen3605 3 года назад +1

      @@ck2394 nice of him to mention that.

    • @timjespersen3605
      @timjespersen3605 3 года назад +3

      @@jamesmelton8993 He is still the worst.

  • @tcorm1057
    @tcorm1057 3 года назад +7

    Thanks Crack! That was the fix I needed.

  • @Mostly.Peaceful
    @Mostly.Peaceful 3 года назад +21

    Schaub’s the Flavor Flav of podcasts
    All hype…zero bars

    • @MelloraFraggle
      @MelloraFraggle 3 года назад

      Please change your name to greta fatberg no offense to you it just suits your profile picture

    • @SWIM-02354
      @SWIM-02354 Месяц назад

      18:09 jealousy is a disease guys, accept the fact that big jay and Soder will never be your friend

  • @xdeejayjones
    @xdeejayjones Год назад +2

    “He’s probably propping himself up on the counter” underrated throw away

  • @ive3336
    @ive3336 3 года назад +6

    bro I love how they're like nearly 5 minutes in and the guy hasn't even made it through the door yet XD

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 6 месяцев назад

    I've got Boogie Nights on in the background while watching this and just watched Scotty J. That one got me good lol.

  • @McCandlessMike
    @McCandlessMike 3 года назад +15

    One of their greatest tangents ever. Shout out to Crackle Lee Crackle

  • @quinnkuenzi7837
    @quinnkuenzi7837 2 года назад +8

    Jay's high pitched disguised girl voice always makes me laugh so hard lmao

    • @BeatJunkie-mq1tc
      @BeatJunkie-mq1tc 2 года назад

      I wish they'd do more htcap ones, that Jeff Sokul one they did had me nearly dying at work. This one is funny as hell too
      "I wanted to be Chief Wiggum!"

    • @raykobialka6666
      @raykobialka6666 Год назад

      Yeah, makes me hard too. I mean laugh hard, laugh hard! Shit!!

  • @KnightforJesus
    @KnightforJesus 3 года назад +21

    I GUESS CRACK LEE IS BACK AT IT

    • @cvandy2252
      @cvandy2252 3 года назад +4

      Love to see it, gotta protect this legend from the commies.

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, he likes to disappear for a while, then he comes back and gets us a bunch of great stuff to make up for lost time.
      ......oh my god...Crack Lee IS Gary...GARY..IS CRACK LEE!!!!!!

  • @chimchimchow
    @chimchimchow 3 года назад +7

    Ok you got me at the end, nice edit my man

  • @ohnofawkitsme4263
    @ohnofawkitsme4263 3 года назад +10

    Thank god you edited Shaub out

  • @nathanmamo3970
    @nathanmamo3970 2 года назад +1

    If I know anything about us Campers, it's that we'd all gladly hate-watch a clip with B.S. on it. Having him in the (recorded) company of Soder/BJ level wit is what I live for! This was great.

  • @thornie123
    @thornie123 3 года назад +1

    Finally! I was wanting to see them discuss this episode

  • @RSauce24
    @RSauce24 3 года назад +8

    If only the guy was wearing one of those airbrushed looking wolf shirts where its like a wolf, the moon, and a wolf head. Life touch style...

    • @prometheuscastles
      @prometheuscastles 2 года назад +1

      Eh low key. Those shirts go hard today.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 года назад

      A Sonic the Hedgehog shirt would be more appropriate.

  • @VynylFantasy
    @VynylFantasy 11 месяцев назад +4

    Brendan, YOU’re on the SPECTRUM!!

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 4 месяца назад

      The pot calls the kettle black

    • @SWIM-02354
      @SWIM-02354 Месяц назад

      Do you cry about Bert nowadays? Or still Brendan?

  • @Tim_Tuesday
    @Tim_Tuesday 3 года назад +7

    Thank you for the serotonin

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 3 года назад +5

    Oh, my!! How sweet is the silence is everytime brendums jokes bomb! Hahahaha

  • @bradleyduron8137
    @bradleyduron8137 3 года назад +2

    What the fuck? I was JUST listening to this episode.... I think Lee and I mind-melded at some point

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 3 года назад +21

    8:37 brendum jumping on a joke with nothing to add...classic shlub.

  • @LTLMedia
    @LTLMedia 2 года назад +4

    Tex went from The Undertaker to Jim Ross in 2.5 seconds.

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 года назад +6

    Damn was gunna listen to this until I heard Slobs voice

  • @nicky_bobby92
    @nicky_bobby92 3 года назад +3

    Lee your edits are legen…. Wait for it dary

  • @OxRockwell
    @OxRockwell 9 месяцев назад

    Ending clip was icing on the cake 🤣

  • @tomsevcik1792
    @tomsevcik1792 Год назад

    I love at the end Ari says yes and shakes his head a bit during it hahaha.

  • @GahMorninJulia
    @GahMorninJulia Год назад +1

    He looks like he shows up to parties with an expensive bottle of BBQ sauce.

  • @FiddelCastro
    @FiddelCastro 3 года назад +1

    I love this channel

  • @976charlie9
    @976charlie9 26 дней назад +1

    Did Brandon win a radio call in contest?

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 3 года назад +39

    schlub is laughing even though he doesnt know who dusty rhodes is

  • @dolemitefuthamucka
    @dolemitefuthamucka 3 года назад +15

    its insane how out of his league brendon is.

  • @BeerChucker
    @BeerChucker Год назад +1

    John Popper at it again

  • @batknuckles813
    @batknuckles813 3 года назад +5

    Shaub added nothing as usual.

  • @douggieharrison6913
    @douggieharrison6913 11 месяцев назад

    "Guy is built like a walmart greeter" omfg lol that was as good when he said Aaron Carter's mom was built like a jug of hooch

  • @rickylafleur1446
    @rickylafleur1446 2 года назад

    thanks for putting the end clip in lol

  • @ChoppedGlockShogun
    @ChoppedGlockShogun 11 месяцев назад

    Laughed so hard when this aired. Classic Bonfire. I might add, however, "Lemon Party's" take down of this guy (Vincent D'ambrosio) is right up there as well.

  • @greg1685
    @greg1685 Год назад +2

    I can't stop watching this. It's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 10 месяцев назад

      lemonparty podcast covered this too shit was fucking hilarious

    • @greg1685
      @greg1685 10 месяцев назад

      @@naylik2562 Haven't heard of them but gonna give it a listen asap if they cover this gold

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 3 года назад

    Thanks Holmes,!

  • @lukehale9085
    @lukehale9085 3 года назад +41

    This is hilarious. Dan and Jay kill. Did Shaub get a genuine laugh from anyone at any point?.....no

  • @curtischisom9974
    @curtischisom9974 3 года назад +3

    Hey Tex how ya doing

  • @buckwilliams4570
    @buckwilliams4570 4 месяца назад

    looking back, Swab actually killed it as a guest on bonfire.

  • @ZMB-on5ub
    @ZMB-on5ub 3 года назад +2

    Kinda reminds me of Eugene breaking down to tears on The Walking Dead.

  • @3ShotTGK
    @3ShotTGK 2 года назад +1

    Seeing the comments before listening, and knowing the audio that came out...Schaub beatings are never going to stop anytime soon

  • @ohno7718
    @ohno7718 2 года назад +1

    I was so excited to click on this and then I heard brendan schaub...

  • @Pacebeats
    @Pacebeats 3 года назад +6

    the end was great.

  • @orionlegore3248
    @orionlegore3248 10 месяцев назад

    That’s so funny how they had to just wrap up the episode by making fun of Brendon Shaub for a straight minute

  • @raykobialka6666
    @raykobialka6666 Год назад

    "Air hugs"!!😂

  • @stash.
    @stash. 2 года назад +1

    14:00 The stool leather springed like a strained slinky

  • @grodo3487
    @grodo3487 Месяц назад +1

    Sigh....
    Bobby Kelly....

  • @RhythmicReport
    @RhythmicReport 2 года назад

    The end of this vid had me deaddd

  • @WillyOrca
    @WillyOrca 2 года назад +4

    7:08 proves that Schaub is 100% Rogan's fault. He was only ever supposed to be the "guy who was in the UFC that does Podcasts sometimes". He's capable of being funny, but when you package him as a "comedian", you're doing everyone (including him) a giant disservice.

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 2 года назад +1

      West coast comedians are less funnier when people blow smoke up their ass and are given a small inkling.

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 10 месяцев назад

      He is INCAPABLE of being funny. He’s the worse: he makes bert sound like an actual stand up

    • @SWIM-02354
      @SWIM-02354 Месяц назад

      18:09 jealousy is a disease guys, accept the fact that big jay and Soder will never be your friend

  • @JoeLewis14
    @JoeLewis14 2 года назад +1

    Schaub would ask the decoy to, "wag," him to his, "trug."

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 3 года назад +4

    Why is he wearing the Undertaker's ring entrance attire to what he thinks is a hook-up??

  • @superfarful
    @superfarful 2 года назад +1

    The Jon Popper when he was walking to the door made me laugh out loud uncontrollably

  • @AZ-kr6ff
    @AZ-kr6ff Год назад +1

    @1:29 it's not "uh-oh", it's "eoops" 😂

  • @nolanduarte
    @nolanduarte 3 года назад +6

    Schuab is one of these guys, so is callen, so is Bobby lee.

    • @MRmanbearpig1993
      @MRmanbearpig1993 3 года назад +2

      What a kid diddler? I think Theo is forsure like without a doubt it's all that on his mind ever

  • @joshgardner5349
    @joshgardner5349 7 месяцев назад +1

    Unpopular opinion I though Bubba wasn’t too bad on this

  • @CombatWombat-marsupial
    @CombatWombat-marsupial 2 года назад +13

    Somehow Schab is still better than that squealing “let’s only talk about me” Kreicher

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 2 года назад +1

    Ah rang dang doo.

  • @Cloneofaclone
    @Cloneofaclone 3 года назад +1

    I want that at the end of ever video ever

  • @pl3xify
    @pl3xify Год назад +1

    I've never heard Big Jay or Dan ignore someone this much. Like even if a guest is a dud they still try to work with it, not this time.

  • @aresgodaware0369
    @aresgodaware0369 3 года назад +1

    Thats our thing "air hugs" hahaha

  • @lowlowseesee
    @lowlowseesee 10 месяцев назад

    I don’t know who these two are I found them by accident. Thank you algorithm. They are too good

  • @scottderrickson4829
    @scottderrickson4829 2 года назад

    This deserves WAY more than 21k views

  • @smg7187
    @smg7187 3 года назад +5

    Anyone noticed its Anthony cumia at the beginning! 😂

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 9 месяцев назад

      He did a sketch with Chris Hanson at the compound

  • @grandpacreampie
    @grandpacreampie 5 месяцев назад

    He actually looks like the guy Ed Ferrara who did the Jim Ross impersonation in WCW

  • @100100toxic
    @100100toxic 3 года назад +12

    What's up Lee you got a patreon would love to support you

    • @Jarxia
      @Jarxia 3 года назад +1

      Totally worth making one

    • @ck2394
      @ck2394 3 года назад +4

      Crack Lee is firmly against financial prosperity.

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 года назад +5

      He's personally spoken to Jay and Dan. Any profiting off of The Bonfire would get him into legal trouble with Sirius.

    • @pwfortner
      @pwfortner 3 года назад

      I’d sign up. You earned it Lee

  • @severalwhitespaces
    @severalwhitespaces 2 года назад +1

    "Built like a Walmart greeter." First good laugh of the day.

  • @BillyBats773
    @BillyBats773 3 года назад +1

    Hey that question at the end was what I sent Bobby when they were taking questions for the lie detector hahahahaha I’m blown away

  • @MrGMovieReviews
    @MrGMovieReviews 10 месяцев назад

    I went to school with this guy lmfao

  • @sirajaxl
    @sirajaxl Год назад

    “Hi I’m Corey Feldman, Dateline NBC”.

  • @neebus1209
    @neebus1209 2 года назад +5

    Brendan Schaub made this clip unwatchable

    • @jerrypiper3936
      @jerrypiper3936 Месяц назад

      Always…thank god nobody has him on anything anymore. He could only pretend to be a comedian for a short amount of time

  • @garrettjohnson97
    @garrettjohnson97 Год назад +1

    The sad part is Brandon doesn’t get the blues traveler jokes

  • @_Schwartz
    @_Schwartz 2 года назад +1

    Opie.... Brendan

  • @stash.
    @stash. 2 года назад +1

    Brendan&Feldog making fun of other peoples dress senses

  • @michaelboyd683
    @michaelboyd683 3 года назад +2

    How did no one make a Mike bochetti joke

  • @chimchimchow
    @chimchimchow 3 года назад +59

    Seriously Schlob does nothing but parrot what other actual comedians say, he’s the absolute worst, good thing he doesn’t read cawlmnets.

    • @ZMB-on5ub
      @ZMB-on5ub 3 года назад +7

      Ya turns out you can put any type of meat in the Dan/Jay sandwich and it won't taste like complete shit though.

    • @nolanduarte
      @nolanduarte 3 года назад +3

      You know hes a teen toucher too.

    • @BayMacDre415
      @BayMacDre415 3 года назад

      I mean he's not anywhere as close to as bad as Jimmy Fallon or anything... every now and then he's got some funny content.

    • @BayMacDre415
      @BayMacDre415 3 года назад

      at 10:39 his joke "I don't like to hug either" was pretty hilarious.

    • @BuffaloBack
      @BuffaloBack 3 года назад +1

      Is his defense.. not many can keep up with Jay and dan

  • @chilibeer3912
    @chilibeer3912 10 месяцев назад

    Oh Brendan, you tried buddy. Bless his heart.
    Nice guy never meddum.

  • @Fryed_Bryce
    @Fryed_Bryce 4 месяца назад

    Built like a walmart greeter is crazy lol poor dude

  • @ahdgrbfixg
    @ahdgrbfixg 11 месяцев назад

    Never heard this one before 🥸

  • @whatchildhood
    @whatchildhood 3 года назад +12

    Brendan schaub is a [redacted]

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 3 года назад +4

    Brendum shlob is not using his drool cup anymore and I think that is great! Never have him back, bonfire!

  • @p.a.8420
    @p.a.8420 3 года назад +1

    Is that cumia in the beginning of the video

  • @baalzebub5000
    @baalzebub5000 2 года назад +1

    So you’re a Kirkland man. Lawl

  • @nateclasen
    @nateclasen Год назад +1

    Who tf said “this guy does a convincing Dusty”????

  • @spareparts1017
    @spareparts1017 3 года назад +2

    Please make it stop. BS makes every situation worse.

  • @ryanshaw8023
    @ryanshaw8023 6 месяцев назад

    BY GAWD ITS JIM ROSS!!!!

  • @johnniejackson9794
    @johnniejackson9794 2 года назад +2

    SCHAUB YOUR OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

  • @squidknee5490
    @squidknee5490 Год назад

    "you're gonna lose so much weight in jail, bud"

  • @GatorsGunners
    @GatorsGunners 3 месяца назад

    Brendan such a butter-human

  • @brightfalls6788
    @brightfalls6788 2 месяца назад

    What about “Bris Grandson”?

  • @smokeyplays7183
    @smokeyplays7183 Год назад

    dicey old dicey