@@VBC_Records Ya but they feature too many young comics. The best ones are the seasoned comics. What happen to the grind and perfecting the craft, these new comics honestly are not funny IMO.
jacob kabay so when the seasoned ones die or retire youll just give up on comedy? theres plenty of hilarious young guys, also roy has had way bigger names outside of rogans crew, louie anderson, drew carrey to name a couple, i refused to watch since it was aris show, but once i moved past that its been solid
Nikki Glaser talks about sex the way a person whose accumulated a lot of lies from people who lied to her about sexual experiences they had and she's now co-opting their stories to form her persona.
Your brain just wants more drinks. And as an addict (not an alcoholic) your brain just tells you that your happier with 5,6 and 7 drinks. And it's a scary place to be where you need more and more to maintain this level of comfortablitiy. It's such a horrible place.
Trust me, I started drinking when I was 12 years old trying to escape the abuse in my household, and my bestie and I would take the $5 dollars my mom would leave for me every day before she went in to work for me to buy my dinner and I would always buy a 32oz quart of beer or a ½ of a nickel bag and then get high af and then go to the magic market and buy a super size sneakers bar and big bag of golden flack BarBQ chip and Mayfield chocolate milk.
Nikki: I was grilling for some friends the other day, but then I told everyone to get the fuck out. Jay: Why? Nikki: Because they dont just, like, DESERVE a burger.
@@willtheangrydudeist9120 thanks for making me puke today I really needed to start my cleanse. After that horrific flashing in the Netflix special I had one foot in the grave.
Congratulations and don't look back! The party doesn't last when you become basically addicted! I wish I would quit,and try occasionally. I've been drinking nearly non stop for over 10 years(every night I mean). I go through a 1.75Lt of Canadian mist whiskey every 2-3 days along with 3+ 8.4-12 oz Red Bull's nowadays! Along with never under a half pack a day,up to now 2-/+ packs a day of l&m red 100s the entire time(10+ years). That's a lot of fucking money anywhere you're at,but daily right now for me it's around-/+ $25 a day I spend. I'm extremely unhealthy and feel it almost all the time everyday. I'm only 27 though,i guess that's why I'm still living okay. I think a doctor would be dumbfounded by these stats. I don't go to doctors though. Keep away from cigarettes and liquor if that's all you never do again! They're extremely addictive but even worse than the rest extremely accessible!
@@atthefishinhole6837 Dude, its weird reading about your situation and get the feeling we're not that far apart. I'm 28, go through a 70cl bottle of Scotch or Jameson in a couple of days but stretch to a week with beer inbetween to not waste the whiskey too quickly. Used to smoke, but in Norway/Scandinavia you get 'snuff' wich is a pouch of tobacco that gives you constant nicotine for 45 min. Does wonders for your lungs not inhaling the tar, but still isn't quite healthy. Just like you, I feel like shit most of the time and the 500ml Red Bull barely give Me a boost anymore drinking it every day for 4-5 years.
Yeah, he used to bang her but has said awhile back she's fucked in the head. She was mad about it at first but after going into therapy she's forgiven him cause she realized it was.
This show should be getting so much more respect & support its ridiculous! You got 2 of the most talented dudes around by far on your roster TOGETHER but yet 90% of the world doesn't even no it & for the people who do its so hard to find & not accessible AT ALL to were even wen your tryna tell people about it or show them there's not even a specific place for it to tell them to go other then a shitty Sirius membership that no one even knows how to use cuz its a dying form, no one has the capabilities to use nowdays or they just doent want it because its 2019 now & we shouldnt have to pay for satelite radio (that's a horribly run business who's content with there mediocre ways & complacency & has no desire to grow) we get for free that offers nothing new & doesnt even work going threw tunnels or in certain places hahaha What a joke! & Wat makes me even more pissed is I keep seeing Nikki get promoted & posted everywere on CC & I get it thats just the time were in nowadays so higher up wise it makes sense cuz corporations just wanna ride watever wave the public is on atm & beat that till its dead & screaming overkill but if you can't see it us fans will tell you talent wise & diamond wise you guys are making a huge mistake dickin them around! You either need to really support & put some effort into these guys & growing there brand all around at The Bonfire or just let em go (I no contracts are coming up soon anyways) & let them start fresh with a podcast that they can post on RUclips were 100% of the population can watch it on demand all the time FOR FREE no problem & they can start a Patreon & make even more money then there making right now by far in the long run while also controlling everything you guys do creativity wise, content wise, marketing wise, merchandise wise & just every avenue they don't have control over or access to now they would if just bit the bullet; & made the jump that's gunna be inevitable in the future once Howard leaves or dies anyyways watever comes first hahah I hope they read this & just weigh the pros & cons to leaving radio & starting a pod I no you guys want the guaranteed paycheck & feel safe going to work at the building for some reason but I guarantee if you guys were to bet on yourselfs it would be the best thing you ever did & would blow up 20 times bigger then it is now & all you'd have to do is a little extra work to get more eyeballs on you... Ya you might loose a little in the beginning while everything is switching over but long term you will benefit 10 fold no matter wat & I can guarantee that! Just think about it fellas we love you & hate seeing you guys getting dicked around & just want the best for you which in return means the best for us so we wanna see you guys just flip the middle finger & go start your own shit finally! Either way im gunna listen & be a die hard fan just saying you should ook into it asap... But other then that together we are Ryan & will keep Ryaning till the wheels fall off no matter were your at! I just no you'd be so much happier, bigger & make way more if were doing it on your own!
It's the production value. Two lou, cackle, lagano jr are expensive but are an important part of the show. A pod wit dan and jay is cool not THE bonfire
@@zackflora6165 Ya but they could just as easy do exactly wat there doing on there own for cheaper & still pay everybody for there part in it if they wanted... All they would be doing is cutting out the middle man (Sirius/Comedy Central) who they really aren't benefiting anything from other then a studio anyways... Marketing wise there doing the littlest amount possible for them & growing there brand & they've been there long enough that they no that by now & have capatilaized on everything both those brands have to offer to them... They just don't need em anymore its hurting more then helping! They could have a 8 mic set up for Jay, Dan, Jacob, Black Lou. White Lou, Beach Trash & couple extras for guests, have a sound board for White Lou & everything else could be done on there own exactly how there already doing it now but better! Ya they might have to pay more up front to get it rolling & set up but in the long run they'd be profiting way more & 100% of the income from cutting out the greedy corps instead of them just getting crumbs while Sirius & CC divide up the pie while also not allowing them to profit off any ventures outside of them so they got there paws in everything & are able to control every aspect of there life's that has anything to do with The Bonfire name... Wat it all boils down to is this is just a dated medium & they don't need it at all they'd be wayyyyyy better off without them! I'm gunna support everything they do either way I'm just saying they gotta get off the tit sooner or later & start learning to fish on there own
I don’t drink but my wife does and gets too drunk a lot but she explained it best It’s like how I would smoke a pack in a half in one night , you just need to be DOING something . She doesn’t want to be more drunk once she’s shit faced , But it’s 10:30 and everyone else has a drink in their hand .I have been getting her drinks and once she’s lit, just water or Pepsi. She doesn’t even know
Wow you guys are hilarious I laugh so hard at every line. You up are so adjusted to being funny that you barely laugh at especially Dan's one liners. But good they are my favorite
@@dannygibson2597 yeah I heard that from her too, and i think they'd be cute together, they complement each other, and are both sober now, but I don't know their lives
Nice to see Nikki branching out and talking about sex.
HaHAA
She has seen more sausage than a polish smoke house
Hahahaha
She took more loads than a Scandinavian truck driver
Fresh material!
Comedy Central don’t realize the gem they have with the bonfire 🔥
this and this is not happening(ari shaffir version) is all i watch on this channel.
jacob kabay roys is dope too, i was a huge skeptic at first but he does it solid
@@VBC_Records Ya but they feature too many young comics.
The best ones are the seasoned comics.
What happen to the grind and perfecting the craft, these new comics honestly are not funny IMO.
jacob kabay so when the seasoned ones die or retire youll just give up on comedy? theres plenty of hilarious young guys, also roy has had way bigger names outside of rogans crew, louie anderson, drew carrey to name a couple, i refused to watch since it was aris show, but once i moved past that its been solid
@@VBC_Records i watch young comics but call me cynical, most of them suck.
One of my favorite episodes of the "Let's Interrupt Soder Show"
You should put the entire show up. I'd watch it. These guys are hilarious. Crackle crackle.
Second this! the people demand the entire show video!
Muzzhouse Third this
Never going to happen
Noone Ofconcern crackle crackle
Or hear me out you can pay for sxm like most people do.
12:41 the look when someone railroads your 1920s voice... Crackle crackle
She really does love the sound of her own voice.
she could've gone with it. Oh well.
She can't hear any of that over all them ad reads
Damn Nikki glaser in studio and the topic is sex. Why am I not surprised?
xD Does she have another toppic? We get it you're a drunk nympfo, o.k. move on.
Oh wow, being a hot chick in your 20s is blissful? What insight
Someone is jealous.
Love the smoke breaks!! How did you not think this was a good idea Jay
the betrayal in Dan's face at 16:18 when he finds out Jay doesn't use lube...
Andrew Hirsch perfect
C'mon CC post whole show. Don't be scared homie
She wasn't there for the whole show.
On of the best smoke breaks. I was crying with laughter at big jay having a anxiety attack
Y'all are so awesome!! Thanks for the laughs!
Nikki Glaser talks about sex the way a person whose accumulated a lot of lies from people who lied to her about sexual experiences they had and she's now co-opting their stories to form her persona.
19:29 "it's a little breachy" -Jay
That deserved more
Your brain just wants more drinks. And as an addict (not an alcoholic) your brain just tells you that your happier with 5,6 and 7 drinks. And it's a scary place to be where you need more and more to maintain this level of comfortablitiy. It's such a horrible place.
Going through it right now...
Hope you're in a better place now, friend@@fletchermoore5428
Fake frenching with your dude friends is so gloriously high school. You guys are marvelous dorks. Love the show thanks.
Jay is a brilliant comedian... and also a generous lover it seems.
I can’t be the only one that would watch a full 30 minute episode of just Dan and jay smoke break. Dudes are just so naturally hilarious
Trust me, I started drinking when I was 12 years old trying to escape the abuse in my household, and my bestie and I would take the $5 dollars my mom would leave for me every day before she went in to work for me to buy my dinner and I would always buy a 32oz quart of beer or a ½ of a nickel bag and then get high af and then go to the magic market and buy a super size sneakers bar and big bag of golden flack BarBQ chip and Mayfield chocolate milk.
Just here to show my love for these guys and their show, I hope you recognize the support they have CC.
You are Ryan....We are Ryan
@@justingunter1225 didnt think I'd get noticed here... this is awkward. Thank you for witnessing my struggle.
10:53 give it a little terminator 😂😂😂😂
Nikki: I was grilling for some friends the other day, but then I told everyone to get the fuck out.
Jay: Why?
Nikki: Because they dont just, like, DESERVE a burger.
9:40 the way dans eyes slide to jay like “you hear that?”
Best show on sxm easily. Comedy central needs to recognize
Wow this is crazy, I've never heard Nikki Glaser talk about sex before...
She can ruin any show. Such a drag, Debbie Downer.
She is the worst. "Who cares if drinking is ruining your life. Have fun!"
@@willtheangrydudeist9120 thanks for making me puke today I really needed to start my cleanse. After that horrific flashing in the Netflix special I had one foot in the grave.
@@reason2910
Lol, sorry man.
@@willtheangrydudeist9120 haha
This is the best 30 minutes on the internet today!
Agree 100%
Yup
None of us knew back then how much Nikki really loved Bob Saget.
Crackle crackle.
This was a great show when it aired, and even better in video. Nikki mixes great with the guys.
It’s a shame every bonfire episode ever wasn’t filmed.
“Overhand ” I died
with the hand movement like he's doctor ruth. so funny.
"What's your yearly salary"? Big Jay cracks me up!
Love the bonfire. I listen to you guys every day.
*MOAR BONFIRE! MOAR BIG JAY OAKERSON! MOAR DAN SODER!*
Jay is awesome on the legion of skanks. He's a proper funny dude, he was also great on that stand up show "this is not happening".
This pc is so under rated and it's just going to get better and better, love listening! Thanks yall
It's a radio show, not a podcast, fyi.
I quit drinking recently. Feel so much better, but miss the partying.
Congratulations and don't look back! The party doesn't last when you become basically addicted! I wish I would quit,and try occasionally. I've been drinking nearly non stop for over 10 years(every night I mean). I go through a 1.75Lt of Canadian mist whiskey every 2-3 days along with 3+ 8.4-12 oz Red Bull's nowadays! Along with never under a half pack a day,up to now 2-/+ packs a day of l&m red 100s the entire time(10+ years). That's a lot of fucking money anywhere you're at,but daily right now for me it's around-/+ $25 a day I spend. I'm extremely unhealthy and feel it almost all the time everyday. I'm only 27 though,i guess that's why I'm still living okay. I think a doctor would be dumbfounded by these stats. I don't go to doctors though. Keep away from cigarettes and liquor if that's all you never do again! They're extremely addictive but even worse than the rest extremely accessible!
@@atthefishinhole6837 Dude, its weird reading about your situation and get the feeling we're not that far apart. I'm 28, go through a 70cl bottle of Scotch or Jameson in a couple of days but stretch to a week with beer inbetween to not waste the whiskey too quickly. Used to smoke, but in Norway/Scandinavia you get 'snuff' wich is a pouch of tobacco that gives you constant nicotine for 45 min. Does wonders for your lungs not inhaling the tar, but still isn't quite healthy.
Just like you, I feel like shit most of the time and the 500ml Red Bull barely give Me a boost anymore drinking it every day for 4-5 years.
Laughing unrestrained is hard to come by sober. Keep at it though man, i'm right there with ya!
dan looks like hes ready to hop on the sidelines and make sure the offensive tackles are doing their job
11:25 that’s courtesy 😂
How Sirius and comedy central
Disrespect these geniuses is a crime against humanity
I think its the best show on sirius. I used to listen to o&a, jim and sam is hard to listen too anymore. Bonfire is where its at.
Uppercuts for knockouts 🤣 absolutely beautiful
I love this show.... LIVE STREAM EM WITH VIDEO COMEDY CENTRAL
Man! I love these Smoke Breaks! Classic!
I would watch a show that's just your elevator rides😂😂😂
This was a great podcast! Use your thumbs to gouge out his eyes! You guys are hilarious and so real :-)
Holy shit, these dudes can make anything funny LMAOOO
For real
Nikki should build on the premise she said at 28:45 cus that’s gold!!!!
Dan and Nikki need to release that sexual tension
They did
Yeah, he used to bang her but has said awhile back she's fucked in the head.
She was mad about it at first but after going into therapy she's forgiven him cause she realized it was.
These three together are fire! Funny shit
love the vids and smoke break is the best.
“It turns white later like drying out ketamine”
Meow
I watched the whole thing, when was that said??
21:50 ish
Nikki and Dan would be a cute couple.
wubanga10154 they were. Somewhat of a bad break up even. Now they’re cool.
Dan smashed
Everybody want to get drunk with Bert!
YES. The week is saved. Thanks dudes. Please CC let them keep this show. Fuck the other shows.
Loved the Mulaney Orbach eyes reference
This show is the ONLY reason I have a SiriusXM subscription. Fucking love these guys.
luv these boys. could listen to a 5 hour podcast.
Just came back to this video after Nikki released a video from her Sirius show where they revealed Dan was dating her and another hot chick
charles berry Nikki had another one of Dans Ex on her show and talked about dating him
What is the name of the episode plz?
@@HighFeeline think it's the hannah berner episode of you up
THIS WAS GOLD !!!!! specially the end part !!! i LOL-ed HARD !! tnx !!
Dang the smoke breaks really bring a strong ending to the videos
I wonder if Dan ever whispers to himself "bullshit" when Nikki goes into sexpert mode.
I love ya, Bob Saget!
Thank God Dan caught the dry rub remark at 16:45. So fucking funny.
Funny... I had to hit like once I saw the Philly VA Everybody shirt.
That TSA wand comment by Dan caught me way off guard.
I love Nikki and Dan
This show should be getting so much more respect & support its ridiculous! You got 2 of the most talented dudes around by far on your roster TOGETHER but yet 90% of the world doesn't even no it & for the people who do its so hard to find & not accessible AT ALL to were even wen your tryna tell people about it or show them there's not even a specific place for it to tell them to go other then a shitty Sirius membership that no one even knows how to use cuz its a dying form, no one has the capabilities to use nowdays or they just doent want it because its 2019 now & we shouldnt have to pay for satelite radio (that's a horribly run business who's content with there mediocre ways & complacency & has no desire to grow) we get for free that offers nothing new & doesnt even work going threw tunnels or in certain places hahaha What a joke! & Wat makes me even more pissed is I keep seeing Nikki get promoted & posted everywere on CC & I get it thats just the time were in nowadays so higher up wise it makes sense cuz corporations just wanna ride watever wave the public is on atm & beat that till its dead & screaming overkill but if you can't see it us fans will tell you talent wise & diamond wise you guys are making a huge mistake dickin them around! You either need to really support & put some effort into these guys & growing there brand all around at The Bonfire or just let em go (I no contracts are coming up soon anyways) & let them start fresh with a podcast that they can post on RUclips were 100% of the population can watch it on demand all the time FOR FREE no problem & they can start a Patreon & make even more money then there making right now by far in the long run while also controlling everything you guys do creativity wise, content wise, marketing wise, merchandise wise & just every avenue they don't have control over or access to now they would if just bit the bullet;
& made the jump that's gunna be inevitable in the future once Howard leaves or dies anyyways watever comes first hahah I hope they read this & just weigh the pros & cons to leaving radio & starting a pod I no you guys want the guaranteed paycheck & feel safe going to work at the building for some reason but I guarantee if you guys were to bet on yourselfs it would be the best thing you ever did & would blow up 20 times bigger then it is now & all you'd have to do is a little extra work to get more eyeballs on you... Ya you might loose a little in the beginning while everything is switching over but long term you will benefit 10 fold no matter wat & I can guarantee that! Just think about it fellas we love you & hate seeing you guys getting dicked around & just want the best for you which in return means the best for us so we wanna see you guys just flip the middle finger & go start your own shit finally! Either way im gunna listen & be a die hard fan just saying you should ook into it asap... But other then that together we are Ryan & will keep Ryaning till the wheels fall off no matter were your at! I just no you'd be so much happier, bigger & make way more if were doing it on your own!
It's the production value. Two lou, cackle, lagano jr are expensive but are an important part of the show. A pod wit dan and jay is cool not THE bonfire
Check out the Bonfire website on CC.com and follow there Ista
Remember to keep thumbs upping their vids here so CC knows that we watch/listen
@@zackflora6165 Ya but they could just as easy do exactly wat there doing on there own for cheaper & still pay everybody for there part in it if they wanted... All they would be doing is cutting out the middle man (Sirius/Comedy Central) who they really aren't benefiting anything from other then a studio anyways... Marketing wise there doing the littlest amount possible for them & growing there brand & they've been there long enough that they no that by now & have capatilaized on everything both those brands have to offer to them... They just don't need em anymore its hurting more then helping! They could have a 8 mic set up for Jay, Dan, Jacob, Black Lou. White Lou, Beach Trash & couple extras for guests, have a sound board for White Lou & everything else could be done on there own exactly how there already doing it now but better! Ya they might have to pay more up front to get it rolling & set up but in the long run they'd be profiting way more & 100% of the income from cutting out the greedy corps instead of them just getting crumbs while Sirius & CC divide up the pie while also not allowing them to profit off any ventures outside of them so they got there paws in everything & are able to control every aspect of there life's that has anything to do with The Bonfire name... Wat it all boils down to is this is just a dated medium & they don't need it at all they'd be wayyyyyy better off without them! I'm gunna support everything they do either way I'm just saying they gotta get off the tit sooner or later & start learning to fish on there own
Who’s here 2024
Late 2024!!!!
Almost shit my pants from laughing!!!
Nikki specifically talks about wishing she could drink again and everything she misses about it, all the time.
Shout out to Jay for that Korn call out. For anyone wondering, it was called "Loud Krazy Love" and it was by Brian 'Head' Welch
I don’t drink but my wife does and gets too drunk a lot but she explained it best
It’s like how I would smoke a pack in a half in one night , you just need to be DOING something . She doesn’t want to be more drunk once she’s shit faced ,
But it’s 10:30 and everyone else has a drink in their hand .I have been getting her drinks and once she’s lit, just water or Pepsi. She doesn’t even know
Love how Jay asks someone a question then immediately talks over their answer. Jay cannot stop stomping over everyone
“Man takes a drink
Drink takes a drink
Drink takes the man”
Doctor Sleep!
This makes me miss the old Bonfire sooo much
"They're queerin off!!!" hahaha :-). Love these guys.
Dan and Nikki need to be together they have great chemistry I've noticed on multiple shows
they dated for a short while some time ago. they both talked about it on her first appearance.
Like drying out ketamine 😂
This is HILARIOUS
More smoke break!!
Overhand 😂😂😂
Big Jay was on point in this episode
Anyone else go straight to the smoke breaks ?
Dan and Nikki get back together lol sane outfit and watch the way they sit and mannerisms exactly the same
9:40 watch dans eyes lol
My brain tells me drink to the next prime number
This video is making me laugh harder than I can even handle lmao
Wow you guys are hilarious I laugh so hard at every line. You up are so adjusted to being funny that you barely laugh at especially Dan's one liners. But good they are my favorite
It’s almost like they didn’t say yolo on purpose loll
Women love to hear their own voices
Straight men love hearing women's voices, too
29:52 Why Dan makes me laugh. Fucking beautiful. Crackle crackle
Dry jerk, yes. Not cleaning up afterwards, that's fucked up.
13:30. I’d bet some coin she’s talking about Bobby Bones.
I've been sober just shy of 4 months now, this is the most accurate description of how I feel with my friends.
Congrats! I’m just a little over 3 months sober myself. 😀
2 more months and you get a chip!
Best bromance. Ever. Crackle crackle.
i think dan is in love with nikki low key
pretty sure nikki said they banged before so it wouldn't be surprising
@@dannygibson2597 yeah I heard that from her too, and i think they'd be cute together, they complement each other, and are both sober now, but I don't know their lives
I've heard Dan say on other podcasts that they used to date.
Soders Asian voice makes life worth living
More Bonfire please
15:09
14:39 I cried of laughter
17:17 🤣
Man did CC drop the ball letting these guys leave.