The Stuff You Need to Be Considered a Real Adult (feat. Judy Gold) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- Judy Gold, Anya Marina and Andrew Collin chat with Nikki about their living habits, and Judy intervenes in Andrew’s messy lifestyle.
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• The group talks about irrational childhood fears: 0:30
• Andrew Collin is not adequately prepared for houseguests: 4:28
• Judy Gold finds Andrew’s habits extremely stressful: 8:49
• How often should you wash your towels?: 13:43
• Is keeping a clean room the real sign of adulthood?: 21:09
• Judy Gold loves being a mom: 24:40
• Andrew missed a few days in health class: 34:22
Nikki I really love how you stick up for Andrew.
You seem like a really great friend.
That's very inspiring!
Thank you for the show! I love it!
I can't get over seeing Judy Gold without her spit curl.
Fyi, Vas Deferens are Fallopian Tubes, Testes are Ovaries, and the Foreskin is the Labia Majora. I said are, what I should have said is the male equivalents of the repurposed tissue.
My sister used to work at the local video store and she brought home a life size cut out of Freddie Krueger. It was the worst😱😱😱
You Up with Nikki Glaser #dryjerk
This summary of topics with timestamps is so amazing and useful I wish more content creators did this! Big fan Nikki, greetings from Puerto Rico!
I just met you and Andrew today on RUclips and have watched you for 4 hours straight. I’m 65 years old and I can’t remember when I’ve laughed so much. You really made my day with your great sense of humor and honest, straight talk. Thank you.
It’s discussions like these that make me love youtube and that take me out of my chosen isolation and reconnect me with the world and with the humanity I can’t stand and constantly avoid. Thank you. I love you, Nikki Glaser.
This guy and his flatmate make me feel like I have my life together
this guy makes me fee like i dont have my life together
Andrew is my favorite. I have terrible depression and I am absolutely so ashamed of the conditions of my place. We don’t want to be like this. Like it truly is a disease. When my mental health is good my place is nice and cute and clean and fucking normal. But when my depression is bad I barely have the energy to stay alive, let alone wash dishes.
Goddamn thank you so much Andrew for making me feel better about myself. I'm 29, live with my parents, have depression and skip showers and keep my clothes in a pile on the floor whether they're clean or dirty, but goddamn even I have glasses and wash the sheets every 3 weeks
Your parents have glasses, let's be honest.
@@xxxpyrosxxx a couple I bought most of the kitchen stuff cuz they have take shit care of their stuff
Your probably not washing your sheets every 3 weeks more like every 3 months
You need Jordan Peterson sir. Get up and clean your room!
Bud, you’re setting your bar way too low. Get in a cold shower every morning and start turning your life around.
The worlds worst reason for becoming a parent “I need something to make me a better person than I am something to motivate me to be the best version of myself” Sis no.... that’s a dangerous game
Yeah... that’s how to traumatize your kids 101. Please already be the best version of yourself BEFORE having children.
kristen nicole my thoughts exactly. Bringing people into the world with the expectation/responsibility of providing parental fulfillment before they’ve even taken their first breath.
Aramis Martin lol you just described my mother in a nutshell 😂
That's right up there with thinking having kids will bring you closer together as a couple. Yeah, things are on the rocks. Bring a stressful little parasite into the mix, and it'll be perfect!
Exactly, I hear so many people say that no one is “ready” for parenthood and you just need to do it and your instincts will kick in and you will therefore step up to the plate as a parent. But I am not financially or mentally stable at all and I would feel so guilty if I had a child and ended up damaging them in some way because I can barely take care of myself somedays at age 25.
Andrew is carrying so hard, every single big laugh was from him.
Well...laughing AT him. And not for good reasons. Ew.
Andrew is one of those human beings I’m so glad to know exist in the world.
Andrew is always laughing. I really enjoy it. Makes me feel less bad about laughing alot. It's something several people have told me I do that bothers them.
It's a nervous habit though. It is kinda annoying no offense. Maybe ask yourself, what situations trigger the laughter and why am I doing it? It's usually self deprecating and a coping mechanism for feeling inferior.
Judy’s reaction to the cups is priceless 🤣🤣
Zoloft made me throw up too. They gave me zoloft and Buspirone, which gave me serotonin syndrome. Felt like molly but all the fun was replaced with a racing heart and about two 18 wheelers worth of anxiety. My doctor also prescribed me Wellbutrin a couple of years before that for anxiety. I ended up crying in the shower thinking about how everyone else was better off without me....but on the upside my nails were finally growing....I hate prescription meds.
For me, my dirty apartment kind of is a reflection of my self esteem and depression. It’s almost like I don’t think I deserve a nice home to come home to.
Jordan Peterson helps when ppl are suffering
You do deserve a clean home! Put on some music and take charge, you got it!!!
@@marcies1297 …….no
@@vegahimsa mind ur own.
"Check the sheets." Brilliant.
Nikki “I’m sold” the look to camera afterwards was class 😂😂
Can't get enough of this guy
judy’s reactions are PRICELESS
This is my favorite conversation.
"did your body snap back?"
"are you kidding look at me!" lmao
This guy is MEEE lol except i have cups
Gah, I just love Andrew.
I love the pep talk at the end!!!!!
Also I just wanna be Nikki’s friend!!
For a while I wasn't sure if I enjoyed listening to Andrew. I thought he was kind of annoying, but wow, he totally won me over. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. It doesn't hurt that I feel amazing about myself now.
Love Judy Gold!
Great episode. Andrew is priceless, but also clueless and witless at the same time.
This episode can be made into aTV pilot! Judy golds parenting situation is really amazing.
Both her and her significant other having a child seems perfect.
Puddles podcast-it can’t be said too much.
Puddles Thongs-it can’t be said too little.
OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD.
Dude your his friends buy him a glass set and cup set for his birthday.
This clip really cracked me up! I was laughing sooo much!! Thank you 🙏🏼
Tied to a stick! I'm dying.
Jesus Christ, Andrew is a damn cockroach :D Can we have him over at YMH with Dr. Drew? NIKKI! MAKE IT HAPPEN! You know the mommies and Pinsky :D
Great idea!
All this is just pure awesomeness 😁
Andrew is so fucking funny. I lost my shit because everyone else had that "what the fuck are you saying?" look on their face. 34:26
It's like they're talking to Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia loool.
That's who I thought of too 😂
This guy is awesome✌😎
Dry jerk I laughed so hard.. He's got balls to say that in front of those women
Omg...I'm Rollin on the floor😂😂 I'm a solo Red Cup guy myself and Dixie paper plates. I can't do more than wash a small pan over and over again. Sad but true...and it's only me..lmfao😂😂😂 Great clip Nikki☺ Anya... I love her sooooo much😳😘
0:17 love it😂
😂 I loved this podcast
This is a good show !
I relate to him so much tbh lmao I am ashamed.
WOW! Judy looks great!
A joke?
Do a room tour !!!
My only fear is still Freddy Kruger 😭 IM 26
Judy's utter confusion, disappointment, and concern for Andrew is fucking killing me xD
he like every guy I dated in my 20s
I love you Niki Glaser. You are in my heart for ever! After I had seen you i degenerates. Your t-shirt is still in loudner?
jeez, I must have @ least 100 cups !
I should save this video so I can show my next girlfriend this whenever she wants to nag me about cleaning my room!
Andrew is great!
That cup thing is really, really weird.
It's a man thing. We have at least twelve cups in our apartment and my boyfriend drinks out of the same one... every day
Brittany W My husband has the same coffee mug but definitely not the same glass. It’s not normal!
tbh if you think about it having tonnes of cups is just as fucking weird
why do we need multiple vessels to contain drinks
Meh. Normal enough. I know loads of single men who would be the same. We don't feel the need for extra stuff if never gonna be used.
I’m so pissed we never had pod casts when growing up! I knew the coolest and funniest people ever ! I was oiled have been a millionaire
I really love this stuff, I'm hooked. Nikki your're great. lets get married.
Hilarious segment. Dude stands no chance against 3 women!
I love how perturbed Judy is by Drew's domestically-challenged-ness in this vid. He has come so far since this! Just had to move in with Nikki, problem solved! :) 🌷💙🦄🧜
It must be a Florida thing, because I’ve had so many roommates here in Florida on the outside look put together and neat but their room is disgusting! Not washing sheets for months and then just buying new sheets. No cups to drink out of, plastic bins for clothes
"2020 goals: have dad over."
That didn't age well.
Nikki’s voice, life’s feel good medicine.
Andrew slick needs help honestly as a college student I relate to the cups
Even Fready was scared of the two girl in the front yard that sing that song?
Nikki has a very keen mind, she is quick,smart and witty as hell. Not only on her podcast though I'd watched her the other day on Lights out with David spades and she was so keen it stands out pretty quick ,it's freaking impressive.. I don't see that in other comics, like they'll be keen on their shows/specials but not so much when they're on other shows with multiple guests.
Nikki is the Best... Always evoloving and always killing as hell
Yeah and she's pretty hot and has a great voice I just love everything about her..Andrew is learning from the best, he is getting there fast..best wishes to him and love love love to Super Nikki
Let me just say I wash sheets & towels every other week BUT on the off week I spray them down heavy with Lysol or Odoban, so I think that's very reasonable. Plus I'm clean & I don't have sex.
Also I use 1 set of dishes for a whole week & I use that spray dish soap & rinse things off then put them in the dishwasher at the end of the week & switch to a new set then I just have to run the dishwasher once a month, which is good for the environment & nobody comes here & sees my dishes sitting out anyway.
i love anya
Andrew buddy...I feel you.
These women care about you even though they are mining your dysfunction for laughs.
Don't get pressured into moving too fast, it won't last.
Taking it one cup at a time, eh?
nikki you are very pretty on the outside.more importantly, from watching your show i can see you are a beautiful woman on the inside!
Lmao. Buck Mason saved me
u guys r so fucking hilarious
Niki's got her very own Karl Pilkington
I'm in the same boat as Andrew, in that I need to buy glasses for the house. All I have currently is one McDonald's Batman Forever glass from the 90s (felt bad when my mom visited and I only had that one glass for her to pour herself a drink)
Though I do wash my bedsheets, I only have one set, so that's kinda not great.
If your parents request "gift ideas" for XMas, give them a list of housewares you need. Silverware, dishes, cups/glasses....make a list. Also good for birthdays.
@@MichaelJames-lz7ni an excellent suggestion! (especially cuz my mom loves shopping) Though hopefully, I'll just man up and take an hour or 2 to go to a housewares store and pick something out. there's tons of those stores here in brooklyn
Get it together buddy, you need at least six glasses. Do it today!!
@@Claudia-es8jv I'm pretty sure they come in boxes of 4, so I plan to get 8. Thank you. :)
I wonder if Andrew has gotten any cups yet.
How do I meet the coffee girl?
28 here and never heard of a vast deference before. Must be something us guys just forget, or is useless for us since we cant control it or anything about it so we never learn about it?
Do you mean the vas deferens?
I hate watching people without children give a mother of a 23 year advice on what to do with him lol
Just because a car crashes doesn't mean you have to have a car to say they fucked up.
“Depressed? Jewish? Wow..” 💀💀
this poor man. lol.....
Is NIKKI wearing a Army surplus shirt?
Switch to hands and mouth mode for Dixe wick.
Aww Nikki, you would be the best mom Ever!
Nah, she is too entitled.
A friend of mine had a recurring dream of being chased by a wolf. Every time he had it the wolf would get closer than the dream before. Finally, the wolf caught him and bit him on the top of his right leg. He woke up sweating, but got back to sleep. The next morning he had a set of wolf teeth marks, deep bruises, on that spot.
ok this guy is why bed bugs exist
You people are ridicules and hilarious. I could listen to their banter all day
Tell the lady with the glasses she should yell more loudly into the mic next time
There actually is monster spray on Amazon
"I need the next step of accountability which is like, being a mother" ... Yikes! Love Nikki but that's not a good idea to solve your own hang ups and problems by bringing another human into this world to look after and raise. Sorry.
Hey Nikki love the podcasts. Is Anya dating somone? She is so pretty and interesting would love to take her on a date.
Tommy M She is a babe. She always looks happily stoned. Great smile.
16 minutes into it “Anya Marina is also here.”
I don't even notice her presence.
1 Andrew...no cups!
Show: Privileged kids grow up to be self made millionaires and then talk about "getting clean"...
Us: I was kicking Ecstacy at 15 (while STILL selling massive amounts of it to take care of siblings) and already knew how to sew my own clothes, clean the whole house (in case child services showed up), and how many FUCKING CUPS are necessary to party with a few friends (or at least offer coffee in the morning), AND I STILL GREW UP TO ROCK OUT.
Me: I'm "Us"...
Imagine being proud of being a 15yo dealer looool
Can I get the fist 10 seconds of this video printed onto a shirt? Thank you #LifeGoals
Is it even possible to buy one cup?
Haha. Yes, at stores like dollar general.
How old is Andrew?
He needs to contract Anorexia... I'm fucking DEAD. xD
He can get cups at thrift stores, like a whole set under $10.
Haha dawg you need help...Dude gave shawty water to drink in a bowl...dead
Vas deferens carry sperm from the epididymides (attached to each testicle) to the seminal vesicles where it mixes with fluid from the prostate to make what is ultimately excreted (semen)
S/O Port Saint Lucie
Someone Like Me🤠
Thank You, Guys.
me relating to nikki's adhd so hard. sigh. adulting is hard.
Eh, Nikki has an English degree & a successful career she’s talented but most likely more playing into the role than she actually is in real life.
I relate Andrew--- I have a lot of nice things, but I dont have any cups or glasses either lol! I move a lot internationally.... when youre on the road you dont need a cup at home.
i feel bad, they really laid into Andrew.
nothing is worse then JAWS
What? No cups. Even a homeless guy has a cup.
Lol. I was homeless over 10 years. I didnt have a cup... space was limited. Clothing more important. :)
This is the man that Nikki just recently called *AVERAGE MAN* !!!
I mean seriously... was she just trolling or is this really what she thinks depicts an average male specimen?