"why is there a twilight book in the sink" she asks after eating some weirdly cooked meal after walking in on her boyfriend and a goat pissing in a kitchen covered in foil
@@hauntedhistoricparanormal yeah I know that's why I said that lol but I said it like that because Im pretty sure they know and they were making a jokeand i was making a joke to their joke.
I love how he interacts with us (the camera) knowing its gonna make the video so much better. Sometimes i feel like i can smell his food too. It never smells good.
Like blowing brown sugar out of a window, setting your food on fire, running at and then hugging his oven, and didn't he try to fight his fridge at one time
TRUE LOVE, HEFTY WALLET, MANY LAUGHS, NEVER BORED, GREAT MUSICIAN.(just noticed caps being on... cant bother redoing it. caps is cruisecontrol for coOoOoOl....
That's normal for goats to ram their heads into stuff, and I can promise you they doo regurgitate food from their stomachs to chew it up again, it's cool that you have goats too😊
Just watching you put the axe spray on launched me back to 5th grade when we had PE with the 6th graders. My school had to make a few rules saying you: 1. Couldn’t bring perfume/body spray 2. Could only bring deodorant 3. Any deodorant you wanted to put on, you had to go outside in a group with a teacher Everyone felt like we were suffocating in boy stench and testosterone. The guys would put so much on because they thought it made them hot when all it did was make girls wanna stay away from them so they could breathe😂
I didn’t put body spray on during high school but I did put on cologne one day. A girl I’ve known for about a decade by that point grabbed me from behind just to smell what kind of cologne I was wearing
This is my absolute favorite video of yours! "Lest he get the strawberry again". I totally lost it at that point and we hadn't even gotten through the intro😂😂😂
Having a goat in your kitchen isn’t crazy I do it all the time (I’m actually serious I have a baby goat living in the house plus the grown ones will come inside for captain crunch)
11:37 Garlic is often used as a natural supplement for goats and is believed to have a number of potential benefits. Some people use garlic as a natural dewormer, as it is thought to help control intestinal parasites in goats. Garlic may also help improve the immune system and prevent respiratory infections in goats. Additionally, garlic is sometimes used to improve the taste of feed and stimulate appetite in goats. However, it is important to note that garlic should not be the sole treatment for any health issue in goats. It should always be used in conjunction with proper veterinary care and a balanced diet. Additionally, too much garlic can be harmful to goats, so it should be used in moderation. It's always best to consult with a veterinarian before introducing any new supplement to your goats' diet.
Okay so I have to tell you, I work in a lab using live cells and every time I put them in the incubator I tell them they're going to do great... because of your Google translate videos
I just can’t cook too well and the kitchen would be destroyed as soon as I walk in it- I’ve already broken 3 can openers by touching them when they worked before I did- had to get a mechanical one- thankfully it still works- surprised my mom could eat my salmon croquettes 💀
*Original Pie Recipe (don't need to read):* For the crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Crush the cookies until they're fine crumbs. Pour the melted butter over the top and stir with a fork to combine. Press into a pie pan and bake until set, 5 to 7 minutes. Remove from the oven and allow to cool completely. For the filling: Beat the peanut butter with the cream cheese until smooth. Add the powdered sugar and beat until smooth. Add in the thawed whipped topping and beat until smooth, scraping the sides as needed. Pour the filling into the crust, evening out the top with a knife or spatula. Chill for at least an hour before serving. Cook’s Note Warning: This is ultra, ultra-rich. Cut small slivers-your guests will thank you! *Pie Recipe once translated:* He was buried in the skin. Preheat the oven to 350 ° C. Press until the bread is baked. Pour in the melted butter and mix with the crumbs. put in a cup and cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from oven and dry completely. Add soil and salt to taste. Add flour and sugar and mix well. Add lamb if needed. Wipe with a cap in a spatula or spatula. Change clothes 1 hour before eating. the Chef says: PART. Big Little: Thank you, my friend.
Twilight wasn’t the best series but it still hurt my soul to see a new book be destroyed… it shook me to my core, but worth it for one of Brandon’s videos.
I swear I love how much you guys just gel with your humor. Gloria just going along with it all honestly just makes it even more funny. Also, she is already such a mom being super impressed at poopies
This man makes so much effort and this guy never stops making me laugh so hard, he should be known as youtube's most hilarious guy ever! fucking hell i love him
Farris, you have activated my boyfriend’s Siri speaker and she has set a timer for 23 hours. Now she wont let me turn it off. 😂 I might have to thank you for this unintentional prank or leave the state and change my name.
The best part is that none of the things Brandon does surprises anyone, we are just in hysterics with a slight amount of concern for everyone involved🤣🤣🤣
Now THAT was a hot mess unlike any hot mess I have ever seen! Brandon has officially reached 'next level'! I'm not sure exactly how they aren't so sick all the time from tasting all of his randomness. Maria Gloria is a perfect match for him, because she puts up with, and even participates and engages in Brandon's silliness! I love them together!
@@susansewall6632 Bahahhahaa! My Son normally watches Brandon with me. He just wasn't really paying attention this time. He is familiar with Brandon's shenanigans.
Sometimes I watch a string of "normal videos" of his and then I hit shuffle and I see a foil wrapped kitchen and a goat and remember...oh yeah. He's as insane as I am.
Brandon as an adult: **Has the energy to tin foil his whole kitchen** Me as a kid who should have endless energy: **Too lazy to to press space bar on my keyboard**
This one deserves an award Brandon! 10/10 The best part has to be that Gloria came in and seemed genuinely surprised. Yet she didn't care and only wanted to play with the goat.
"why is there a twilight book in the sink" she asks after eating some weirdly cooked meal after walking in on her boyfriend and a goat pissing in a kitchen covered in foil
r/brandnewsentence
Everything was normal until the book in the sink *shrug* lmao
Well, normal for them
Ah yes, real life sonic fan fiction
Well clearly the book in the sink was an unusual event (unlike the foil wrapped kitchen and the goat). 🤣🤣🤣
His girlfriend freaking actually tasted that food, that's commitment right there
thats the person u can have a baby with
Seems to me like he didn’t tell her he sprayed it with axe body spray
@@timaglam9140 I got great news for you then
@@stephanieann6622 They just had bebe
@@hauntedhistoricparanormal yeah I know that's why I said that lol but I said it like that because Im pretty sure they know and they were making a jokeand i was making a joke to their joke.
I love how he interacts with us (the camera) knowing its gonna make the video so much better. Sometimes i feel like i can smell his food too. It never smells good.
😂😅
BRING HOME MORPHEOUS
i agree
YESSSSSS
🤣
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why were Brandons eyes a little red in the beginning of the vudeo
"this was originally 40 minutes long..."
you have earned my respect, mr editor
I think the editors name is Adien
His name is Aiden.
I think it would be so funny to watch that
I would've watched the whole 40 mins tbh
@@KermitThegay same lol
this man having a goat in his kitchen is honestly not the craziest thing ive seen from him.
what do you mean? he has had a goat in there for years. himself
Like blowing brown sugar out of a window, setting your food on fire, running at and then hugging his oven, and didn't he try to fight his fridge at one time
ye this is just my opinion but i think 4000 pounds of hay in one room with spiders and pins floating around in the hay seems to top this kinda
I’m surprised Brandon’s house is still standing at this point
he has like 1,000 houses and changes them every video i think
lmaooo
Me too, I even surprised he still lives there considering everything rents it, what type of landlord does he have
Honestly I was thinking the same thing. Literally in every video of his I'm like "how has his house not been burnt down or disintergrated?"
bro same, Every video I'm like "OH BOY- IS THIS THE VIDEO HE BURNS HIS HOUSE OR HURTS HIMSELF?"
I love that Brandon's girlfriend just goes along with his shenanigans. The way they both spit on his shoulder was priceless 🤣
Ahhh true luv.
TRUE LOVE, HEFTY WALLET, MANY LAUGHS, NEVER BORED, GREAT MUSICIAN.(just noticed caps being on... cant bother redoing it. caps is cruisecontrol for coOoOoOl....
I mean, even Morpheus wasn’t interested in the food on the floor. That really says it all
Lol true that
They're both great at spring each other's shenaniganing.
"what did you find in there that was crunchy?" had me on the floor laughing
Real
This WHOLE video is solely because brandon needed a reason to spend the afternoon with a goat
Who wouldn’t want to spend an afternoon with a goat they are amazing
@@butterflyacres very true lol
The fact that Brandon still has the butter butt is why I love this channel
I was kind of wondering how much of the fridge it takes up
If he encases it in resin he can keep it forever
Imagine he answers your comment like " you been watching my butt since the beginning of the video dude?"
BUTTer
Ye
My favourite thing about all that is how Morpheus waited till the end to relieve himself and cause havoc. Man was definitely plotting the whole time.
This is probably the most chaotic "Google translate makes me food" episode Brandon has done yet and that's......saying something
Hell no watch google translate makes elotes
That’s so true.
Well he does have a new baby, I'm surprised he's even awake.
@@tfgrrl2042 wait- he has another kid??? I havnt watched him jn a couple months but fr??
@@meganrose5429 yup he had a baby with his gf, they did a great job of keepin it on the dl. I didn't even realize she was pregnant.
Considering the complete insanity that Morphius is surrounded by, that is one chill goat.
Yes!!!
Most goats are naturally chil
@@christian_farm_girl2120 not the goats i have, they like to ram their heads into things
That's normal for goats to ram their heads into stuff, and I can promise you they doo regurgitate food from their stomachs to chew it up again, it's cool that you have goats too😊
Oh nevermind I thought you were talking about something haha, it just depends on the goat
Just watching you put the axe spray on launched me back to 5th grade when we had PE with the 6th graders. My school had to make a few rules saying you:
1. Couldn’t bring perfume/body spray
2. Could only bring deodorant
3. Any deodorant you wanted to put on, you had to go outside in a group with a teacher
Everyone felt like we were suffocating in boy stench and testosterone. The guys would put so much on because they thought it made them hot when all it did was make girls wanna stay away from them so they could breathe😂
Hahaha
I didn’t put body spray on during high school but I did put on cologne one day. A girl I’ve known for about a decade by that point grabbed me from behind just to smell what kind of cologne I was wearing
I wish we had that rule in middle school, you couldn’t breath if you just walked NEAR the locker rooms it was so bad 😂
“You can call me uncle dad… it’s complicated”
-Brandon Farris
The start of uncle grandpa.....
@@ohsomavi the start of uncle great grandpa
@@iiseamonsterii9625 i love your pfp omg
Has anyone watched arrested development ? When buster goes Hey uncle dad 😭😭🤣🤣
@@meowmeowmeowwww_ thanks sugawara is my family
Nobody:
Brandon: *tin foils his entire kitchen*
The neighbor next door: Jimmy he has done it again! Bless his heart.
Yeah I’m a big fan
*Thick Southern Accent* "Honey! Get the binoculars! That boy's at it again!!"
Lol
Does he have a train set?
@@tiredlad Don't forget the popcorn and sweet tea!
i love how it said to cover all everything in foil and he covered everything BUT the ribs. 😂
“Shoves head in freezer and dies” words from a very wise Brandon
I’m rewatching this and as I read this comment he said that lol 1:13
10/10 would do it as well
That’s my favorite part
everyone’s talking about the foil.. HE HAS A GOAT IN HIS KITCHEN.
Wait .... you DON'T?!
@@hugeinjapan4635 I USED TO BUT I LOST MY GOAT IT RAN AWAY
Living the dream tbh, I want a goat in my kitchen
A goat in his kitchen just seems normal at this point
Dude you need to get with the times, get a goat in your kitchen
6:09 the government at that moment:
DANG IT, WE LOST HIS SIGNAL!
the fact he got a real goat
the fact that Brandon takes his time to wrap his kitchen in aluminum foil is why I'm subscribed.
the pure dedication this man has is admirable
Yes yes
I think that's one of the reasons I STOPPED watching. He tries too hard now.
He was funnier when he just filmed himself.
@@FBCGodfather ok 🤷♂️
Aren't reflective surfaces supposed to make rooms look bigger? How is it the foil makes the kitchen look half the size it was????? XD
This is my absolute favorite video of yours!
"Lest he get the strawberry again". I totally lost it at that point and we hadn't even gotten through the intro😂😂😂
Brandon has "Baby isn't sleeping through the night" eyes
More “I opened my eyes in ketchup and sunscreen hot tub water” eyes. 😂
Broo i agree he looks like he didnt get Enough sleep baby isnt easy to raise 🤷♂️
@@Karlicias he’s a newborn of course his first few months are gonna be rough.
@@teribirrell lol, Right? Too much waterplay in not water…
@@raylayaaaa No shit thats what i said da fuck ?
The council demands more video documentation in partnership with the one known as Morpheus
WE DEMAND IT!
As a person who loves books.... HOW COULD YOU JUST DROP THAT BOOK CARELESSLY INTO THAT BOWL WHAT THE HECK-
It made me sad bc i love that series
The book deserved it for being Twilight
Morpheous: poops and pee's everywhere
Gloria: (claps) can we keep him?!?!
Atleast we now know why she likes brandon.
At least it wa son tin foil?
@@unknownpasta8103 there was no tinfoil when it fell…
LMAOidk why I put the emoji there, I just found it
@@OfficialShiggySimp how'd u get that emoji??
The council demands more collabs with the one known as Morpheus
I agree
Yes
*Starbucks run with Morpheus* 🥺
The randomness of having leopard boots on the counter and a twilight book in the sink lmao
For anyone that got offended by his foster care jokes as a foster kid myself I found them hilarious
Yeah, Brandon is known to do that. Turn sad things into happy or funny
Same here
same here
As a kid currently in foster care I agree!
@@iwatchvidswithmydog8107 i am a kid currently in foster and i was feeling sad untill i see some of his videos
“Oh wow he tin-foiled his entire kitchen that has to be the craziest thing he’ll do in this video.”
*brings in Goat named Morpheus*
“… Spoke to soon.”
Having a goat in your kitchen isn’t crazy I do it all the time (I’m actually serious I have a baby goat living in the house plus the grown ones will come inside for captain crunch)
@@butterflyacres what kind of captain crunch? Regular or oops all berries?
@@lanewhitaker277 regular they also like saltine crackers and caramel popcorn I only gave them popcorn like twice though
Also in his newest video from today, he turned his room into a ball pit
Damn you spoke to soon? How is he doing?
11:37 Garlic is often used as a natural supplement for goats and is believed to have a number of potential benefits. Some people use garlic as a natural dewormer, as it is thought to help control intestinal parasites in goats. Garlic may also help improve the immune system and prevent respiratory infections in goats. Additionally, garlic is sometimes used to improve the taste of feed and stimulate appetite in goats.
However, it is important to note that garlic should not be the sole treatment for any health issue in goats. It should always be used in conjunction with proper veterinary care and a balanced diet. Additionally, too much garlic can be harmful to goats, so it should be used in moderation. It's always best to consult with a veterinarian before introducing any new supplement to your goats' diet.
I wasn’t ready for the goat. Well played Brandon Farris
I love how Gloria has the same sense of humor as Brandon lol she's so funny
Brandon should have his very own cooking show, because trust me i'd binge watch every single episode and I mean every episode.
In the words of Daz Black: “someone needs to explain the GOAAAAT!”
Lol. This is a far step from a beauty pageant.
What episode does he say that
OMG A FELLOW DAZ STAN???
@@tiffanyfisher2043 HI FELLOW DAZZLER!!!
@@elizabethfausti5846 umm It’s one of the worst pageant mum’s videos. I can’t remember the exact name sorry
Okay so I have to tell you, I work in a lab using live cells and every time I put them in the incubator I tell them they're going to do great... because of your Google translate videos
🤣 yes!!!
I love this so much! 😂💜
@Plant life in Jen’s greenhouse I mean, your kid probably appreciates it more than my cells but yesss!
Thats awesome 😂
"can we adopt him?"
"this is dinner"
"ohhh, nooooo"
This was everything!!!!! Gloria...."don't come home without the goat!" 😂 are you still in the apartment with the village children, Brandon? 😂
I'm glad Brandon does these videos so I don't feel the need to destroy my own kitchen.
Speak for yourself, he inspires me to destroy my kitchen
I just can’t cook too well and the kitchen would be destroyed as soon as I walk in it- I’ve already broken 3 can openers by touching them when they worked before I did- had to get a mechanical one- thankfully it still works- surprised my mom could eat my salmon croquettes 💀
He inspires me to destroy stuff and record it and make it funny
Me and my kids absolutely love your videos. My 4 yr old constantly laughs at your google translates videos.
Also your baby is absolutely adorable 💙
I love that Gloria was so excited about the goat even though it was peeing everywhere 😂🤣💜🖤
It's a goat
i just can’t stop staring at his left eye and trying to tell if it’s bloodshot or not
I'm surprised that Brandon didn't take the opportunity to say that he "smells like teen spirit" makes me angry👺
It looks like it.
@@humaymammadova4564 someone said that
He has a popped blood vessel it's completely normal and it won't hurt him!
i can’t stop staring at this eye too
brandon does a wonderful impersonation of my sleep paralysis demon
Brandon is safe from Alien radiation with all of that tinfoil
He discovered a way to combat 5G!!! /j
brandon & goat: the dynamic duo we all needed
On another note, I absolutely love your profile picture 💖
@@StrawberryflavoredTati ayyy thanks 😊
Holy crap I know your profile picture and i absolutely love it bro
@@hocushenry3867 my dude, yalls made my day, thenk and here's some cake 🍰🍰🍰
@@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 no problem 😊
"Excuse me that's my rear end...what did you find in there that's crunchy??"
I’m sorry I’m just imagining the vegan teacher dying right now…
I weirdly was too and it made me laugh even harder
OMG YES
LMAO
OMG>>>August the duck got me into watching a couple of her videos, and they're wack as hell! She called Gordon Ramsay Hitler!
I’m 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brandon: calls MariaaGloriaa
Also Brandon: “I need a goat, it’s for date night dinner”
*Original Pie Recipe (don't need to read):*
For the crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Crush the cookies until they're fine crumbs. Pour the melted butter over the top and stir with a fork to combine. Press into a pie pan and bake until set, 5 to 7 minutes. Remove from the oven and allow to cool completely.
For the filling: Beat the peanut butter with the cream cheese until smooth. Add the powdered sugar and beat until smooth. Add in the thawed whipped topping and beat until smooth, scraping the sides as needed.
Pour the filling into the crust, evening out the top with a knife or spatula. Chill for at least an hour before serving.
Cook’s Note
Warning: This is ultra, ultra-rich. Cut small slivers-your guests will thank you!
*Pie Recipe once translated:*
He was buried in the skin. Preheat the oven to 350 ° C. Press until the bread is baked. Pour in the melted butter and mix with the crumbs. put in a cup and cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from oven and dry completely.
Add soil and salt to taste. Add flour and sugar and mix well. Add lamb if needed.
Wipe with a cap in a spatula or spatula. Change clothes 1 hour before eating.
the Chef says:
PART. Big Little: Thank you, my friend.
‘What did you find there that was crunchy?!’ Took me out
Aiden reminds me so much of Lixian. Brandon, Aiden, you're both beautiful and perfectly insane humans, do not ever change that
♥️♥️♥️
yessssss.😂
Lol
When I go to date night I now expect a goat and kitchen full of aluminum foil
I need “what did you find in there that was crunchy” on a shirt with a outline of Brandon and Morpheus 😂😂😂
OMG me to!
Clicked on this faster than Brandon could get through the intro 😂
That wouldn't be hard on this video lol
Same
I was waiting for this ever since his cleaner posted that he had a goat in the kitchen!
Same
Same. It came out 3 hours ago…
That goat is the calmest thing in the room
Twilight wasn’t the best series but it still hurt my soul to see a new book be destroyed… it shook me to my core, but worth it for one of Brandon’s videos.
FINALLY SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT IT I just about died inside when he put it in the sauce😩😩😩
I audibly gasped and shuddered. Why would you do that to a book??
MY EYES WENT O-O
Sameeee
I'm not gonna lie, I screamed out brandons name like a mom scolding her child. 😂🤣😅😅😅
I swear I love how much you guys just gel with your humor. Gloria just going along with it all honestly just makes it even more funny.
Also, she is already such a mom being super impressed at poopies
I should hope so, her oldest is like 6 or 7 iirc
@@goblinpopcorn1367 i was thinking that
Imagine Gloria didn't know Brandon was filming today and came home to the kitchen covered in tinfoil and a goat in the kitchen....
I'm surprised that Brandon didn't take the opportunity to say that he "smells like teen spirit" makes me angry👺
I was saying it as he was seeming like he was going to say it but Im pretty sure i had a stroke trying to say it lmao
How can one dislike. this is Brandon Farris he’s the funniest guy out there in my opinion
Those who dislike the video get death by sheep
It’s all the vegans I bet
@@emilyroberts6582 bet
Him and daz games
He sends me directly into a wheeze-laugh every time😆
"It smells like high school angst" broooo i lost it xD
Brandon: *sprays axe on for 7 minutes*
Me: “ok that’s pretty normal.”
Brandon: *puts on meat*
Me: umm 😳
LOL!
he's also put fabreeze on chicken
OMG I FORGOT THAT HE SPRAYED AXE ON THE MEEEEEEAT! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 THATS SO GROSS!
My dad: Commits several acts of violence in locations of California to Boston .
Me: *sighs*
The fact that Maria Gloria WILLINGLY TASTED all of that! SUPPORT !These two BELONG TOGETHER and I love to see it!❤️
This man makes so much effort and this guy never stops making me laugh so hard, he should be known as youtube's most hilarious guy ever! fucking hell i love him
Every kid would love brandon as a teacher, cuz no one would have to do work
That or he would bring random crap into the school and be like this is my goat Morpheus and now we make a RUclips video
40 minutes. I don't know if this was an exaggeration or if Aiden is a true trooper. Either way, well done Aiden the editor
@Mandy Howard seriously 🤣 when the intro takes up 3 minutes of the video lol
Do you remember when he washed his hands for literally 25 minutes straight?? Lol
@@katemmcgehee tbf, food safety haha
Its like the title “is i ate the best burger ever”
And the thumbnail is him with a cow
Farris, you have activated my boyfriend’s Siri speaker and she has set a timer for 23 hours. Now she wont let me turn it off. 😂 I might have to thank you for this unintentional prank or leave the state and change my name.
LOL!
oh my god thats hilarious
As they bite the ribs: remembers the axe spray he sprayed on them
Literally all I could think about. Axe is nasty in general. I don’t even want to imagine eating it. 😂
I love how he is probably reading something and then says I dunno how to read lol
Don't blame me! I was yelling the whole time THAT DISH ISNT OVEN SAFE! THAT DISH ISNT OVEN SAFE! You just don't listen Unlce dad
LOL!
Every website Brandon makes up is another website in my search history
I’ve rewatched this videos like 5 times 😂 love the goat 🐐 and Gloria
The Axe body spray reminds me of being in the girls locker room and being able to smell it through the vents from the boys locker room 🤢
and no one is talking about how he put it on the food
I would love to see Gloria take over one of Brandon's google translate vids.
I would love to see that also
The best part is that none of the things Brandon does surprises anyone, we are just in hysterics with a slight amount of concern for everyone involved🤣🤣🤣
"You're a goat"
Thanks brandon, thought it was a child
Glatt
@@simp6170 yes, g l a t t
Well it technically counts as a kid
brandon: “my gf is actually a vir…”
kids two kids: 😐😶
I thought it sounded like he was going to slip and sy she was pregnant again.
*Uncle dad, did you give the opposing village the gift basket?*
Now THAT was a hot mess unlike any hot mess I have ever seen! Brandon has officially reached 'next level'! I'm not sure exactly how they aren't so sick all the time from tasting all of his randomness. Maria Gloria is a perfect match for him, because she puts up with, and even participates and engages in Brandon's silliness! I love them together!
My 7-year-old: Mommy, what's he doing?
Me: Cooking
7: Why is his house covered in that umm.. tin foil?
Me: Because he's Brandon. 😂
thats when your 7 year old now thinks that EVERY person named Brandon does this to their house now... that would be my sons logic
@@susansewall6632 Bahahhahaa! My Son normally watches Brandon with me. He just wasn't really paying attention this time. He is familiar with Brandon's shenanigans.
Sometimes I watch a string of "normal videos" of his and then I hit shuffle and I see a foil wrapped kitchen and a goat and remember...oh yeah. He's as insane as I am.
cannot tell you how much I'm laughing right now... Brandon can single handedly make his neighbours hate him within 27 minutes
They hear the intro and already hate him lmao
this probably didnt turn out perfect because he forgot to discard the foil after taking the boots out of the oven
"excuse me that's my rear end"
*Crunch*
"What did you find in there that was crunchy"
Brandon as an adult: **Has the energy to tin foil his whole kitchen**
Me as a kid who should have endless energy: **Too lazy to to press space bar on my keyboard**
Ok but like,e yes and I love your six pfp so much 😍
@@grapie9809 aww thnx
@@grapie9809 I've subbed btw
@@Demeza16 wait really awwwww your so sweet idc that I don't know you I loves you so kind I'm subbing to
@@grapie9809 thx so much :) I'm happy!
Gloria's reaction is everything
“My girlfriend’s favorite dessert is r-r-Ryan Reynolds”😂😂😂😂😂
I love Morpheus!
He needs to co-host again .
Any scientists in the audience who knows how close Brandon is to death
I’m not a scientist but I’d say…pretty close
Google translate "cover ribs with tin foil"
Brandon:covers everything in the kitchen with tin foil except the ribs
One day this man will make binge make his food and I am waiting patiently.
Im ready.
WHERES THE POPCORN
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 🍿🍿🍿🍿
I'll bring more snacks, any preferences?
@@Sparkler2020 pizza? Ill get it
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
@@Sparkler2020 nachos and coke
Gloria: can we adopt him!?
Brandon: this is dinner.
Gloria: Ohh. . . (Wait) . . . Nooooo
4:52 the fact that i was yawning scares me
I love how much Brandon has opened up with this dark humor 😂❤
He literally got a goat in his house for this episode. Omfg
*Takes out butter sculpture from the fridge*
Goat: starts licking
No one:
No one at all:
Brandon: oh so you're more of a leg guy hmmm...
😂😂
Honestly, how long has the butter sculpture been in the fridge
This one deserves an award Brandon! 10/10
The best part has to be that Gloria came in and seemed genuinely surprised. Yet she didn't care and only wanted to play with the goat.