Why is this so accurate 💀 I'm a girl and I came out as bisexual towards my friends then a friend of mine got a bit mad at me when she asked me "What do you think about me?" and I told her "I'm sorry, you're not my type" like -- 😭 Asdfghjkl, I was too stunned to speak. She has a boyfriend during that time so I'm pretty sure she's straight (she's only interested in boys as far as I know) and I didn't mean what I said in a bad way so I'm not sure why she was so mad.
@@yooniverse0814 💀💀💀 god straight people are weird. she either wanted the ego stroke of knowing her gay friends crush on her too, or shes bi and wont admit it. my thoughts are on the first one, she seems like the disloyal type not bc she wants other ppl but because she likes to feel wanted. heteronormativity 💀
As a gay guy, i always sleep next to my straight Indian bestfriend…. I feel nothing… and he doesnt feel awkward as well. we’ve been good friends for 2 years
@@BahadurSingh-mg8jjThe sexual partner that just lies down with their head on the pillow and allows the other partner to please them. Basically the partner that recieves but doesn't give. Although that's the lesbian definition and someone can check me if it's different for gay men.
I've already begun writing the fandom, it's a perfect plot.... Straight guy and Gay guy both in bed then Straight guy is sus? I mean... Come on it's perfect 😈
@@yuzurubrijer4556acho que sexualidade é fluída, quando criança e adolescente eu era totalmente hetero, depois de certa fase da minha vida comecei me atrair por homens também
@@ABcdefgI143 it's actually fine. The only reason I don't like sleeping next to men is they stink. I don't have a problem otherwise coz I'm not into any of them
@@aliceramdom.s you think I would say something like that. I watch many videos of Calvin and he’s always been the same in every video. So what’s the problem? Seeing that you TOOK your TIME to put reply with your USELESS comment.
@@RantsackI think they have a point. People know how to act differently in front of a camera. Purely us just giving you a different perspective - be a little slower coming to conclusions about people you aren't experiencing in person.
@@childishtombino1275ghh🤦🏾♂️while you’re right about not knowing someone, just from watching videos of them, the original comment said something POSITIVE… and instead of just pressing like and continuing to scroll…. YALL JUST HAD TO SAY SOMETHING…. It’s like people CANT HELP BUT TO DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING THEY SEE…. Like… yea ur correct but I’m honestly curious why people feel the need to argue or disagree with every little comment online, that doesn’t specifically say what the commenter means😫🤦🏾♂️ I’m not trying to be rude but it’s literally soooo exhausting😫🤦🏾♂️ Dont get me wrong, peoples opinions are important… but…I could literally type something, SUPER POSITIVE that says “the bright orange sun is so beautiful”…… and someone will come and say “ YOURE WRONG! THE SUN IS ACTUALLY RED AND WHITE, NOT ORANGE! YOU JUST CANT TELL BECAUSE OF OUR ATMOSPHERE…. Like I swear people just love to be right and disagree with others🤦🏾♂️
My gay friend Mike and I shared a bed on multiple occasions. Much cheaper to rent out the single queen or king than the two twins or even two separate rooms. Never bothered me but the first time we ever did I had a few cocktails after our working day and when I woke up and felt a weight next to me I thought it was my wife (the only person I shared a bed with since I was like 7) and I went to hug him. Felt his body hair and immediately recoiled. He just casually said “….. of course it’s the straight guy who makes the first move”. It was funny and we sometimes still joke about it
@@MIDEUM. He said "The only person I shared a bed with since I was like 7" so from what I understood he married her at 7 or it's a typing mistake that's why I'm asking
check out my recent vlog with Calvin where I took him to the gayest town in America 😂👉 ruclips.net/video/u73H-NXiQ9o/видео.html
Stan Chris are you cheating on me with Calvin
Sweetheart
Yes or no
No, I wont
So who topped and who bottomed that night
Prank him John
"Its not gay if its with the homies"
I'm not going to like this because it's at 69 likes
you misspelled homoes lol
@@august651 Thank you for not doing so but I think it's already ruined 😔
I would prefer gay.
Alright Gangstalicious
He’s gripping the blanket like it’s the only thing protecting him💀
he’s secretly bricked up
I can't fall asleep without holding my blanket like that 😢
@@RafiOnCrackpussy
It very well may be
Yeah, only thing protecting the one recording
Remember... It's not gay if the lights are off
It's not gay if it's anal
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remember it's only gay if you swallow
Or socks on
Lmfao
“How do you feel about sleeping in the same bed as a gay guy?”
“Wait. You’re gay?”
Ummmmm, do you miss red flags too?
"Too?"
@@greentomic5359 plot twist 😂😂😂
I'm wheezing
"Wait. You're gay? (*TOO*)"
he holding on for dear life with that blanket 😭
Hahah fr
Lmao 😂
Does it make the blanket the top and him the bottom? XD
😂😂😂😂😂
I think he wants someone to cuddle with but is too scared to ask
Don't let Wattpad see this 😭😭💀
Too late
@@nacl5568 Link? No reason
I already did
hehe i have arrived 😏
What do you mean? I'm right here 😏
"Pretending to be straight to get in the boys sleepover" PART#68
Wait what the fu-
Its not gay until i admit im gay..till then i can sleep with my homies.
Nah💀
I'd like to enjoy that tonight😋😋
You’re either a strange person or a malfunctioning bot.
' it doesn't bother me at all '
Bro was shielding his dignity with those sheets as much as he could 😂
hes tryna convince himself like:
"we both know our boundaries...both good friends....right?" 😂
😂😂😂😂
He really tryna make sure they on the same page😂
If I was him I would be like RiGhT🤔🤨🧐lol😂🤣
Well if you put it that way😆.
“The straightest mfs be acting the gayest”- some words of wisdom from a random comment I saw on instagram
The homie that act the most sus the less sus and the homie that act the least sus the most sus
If you dont act gay around the homes you def DL. Its a fact
@@lordmike9331"act gay or be gay!!!!"
I heard a saying once "There is nothing more gay than a room full of straight guys, especially if these guys are best friends"
@@lordmike9331that's horrible and disgusting I wouldn't wanna be with a man that acts like a daggot
Bro that's literally Scott Pilgrim and Wallace Wells 💀💀💀💀
Thank you for saying that. Otherwise I would have just typed that in myself.
I knew I wasn’t the only one thinking it 😂
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Bro you just brought back some memories 😂
truth
That was the most straightest thing he did at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Looked like he went in for a kiss at the end lol
Calvin gonna wake up and ask “what are we”💀
💀💀💀
We now are "Big" Guys "Calvin" ;)
😂😂😂
Yoo 😂😂
As if ao3 isn’t on the verge of shutting down
The start of every fanfic.
FR FR ESP THE WATTPAD ONES 😭
And dozens of manga.
I started COUGHING FROM LAUGHTER LMAO /pos
Lmfao 😭
and we loved it!
Holds the blanket like a roman soldier his shield:
„yeah, it doesn‘t Really bother me“
the one who said he's gay seems like the straight one 💀
its always the straight friends that lean in for a smooch
FR
We do it as bond
@@meybicantraohmidarsantraohdeel huh 🧐
Why is this so accurate 💀 I'm a girl and I came out as bisexual towards my friends then a friend of mine got a bit mad at me when she asked me "What do you think about me?" and I told her "I'm sorry, you're not my type" like -- 😭 Asdfghjkl, I was too stunned to speak. She has a boyfriend during that time so I'm pretty sure she's straight (she's only interested in boys as far as I know) and I didn't mean what I said in a bad way so I'm not sure why she was so mad.
@@yooniverse0814 💀💀💀 god straight people are weird. she either wanted the ego stroke of knowing her gay friends crush on her too, or shes bi and wont admit it. my thoughts are on the first one, she seems like the disloyal type not bc she wants other ppl but because she likes to feel wanted. heteronormativity 💀
The way he’s clinging on to that blanket 😭😭
he's a cozy sort of person. i wouldn't read into it
@@jhor729how do you know that😌and of course my comment was a joke
And the way he's shirtless and only half covered...
Dude I almost choked from the title
But then again he was the one leaning in for a kiss
bro was being held at gunpoint under the cover 💀
As a gay guy, i always sleep next to my straight Indian bestfriend…. I feel nothing… and he doesnt feel awkward as well. we’ve been good friends for 2 years
why did you include that he's indian😭
@@lucyygoooseyymaybe because indians are quite tolerate of these things . They just donnt care about your orientation much .
Reminds me of that vine “two guys sitting in a hot tub five feet apart cos they’re not gay”
😂
What a classic meme it was Anthony from smosh who done it and I didn't even release till last year 😂😂
@@420ghalfg6 same. But I think no one knew until he talked about it in one of his shorts
I literally just saw that short and explanation after this, I had to scroll back 😭🤚
Smosh
Omgg i think the same thing
😂😂😂 Calvin hugging those covers for dear life then goes for the goodnight make out from the homie 😂😂😂💀
i agree
😂😂
Just waited for the "No homo, bro" moment 😂😂😂
Charming bootie
For your information
Stan Chris is my boyfriend
@@richardgriffith7572 that’s weird. I thought his bf’s name was Bret
Your straight friend been waiting for this moment 😂
Bro said I'm not gay but $20 is $20
he be holding the blanket like his life depends on them 😭
😂😂😂
nah dude without a shirt definitely wanted it super cold and dude with a shirt doesn’t like how cold it is
his butthole virginity might depend on it
@@scallywagwum2145🎉🎉🎉
@@scallywagwum2145 the scream I just scrumpt 🤣
Dude got his ass hanging off the corner of that bed and clutching that blanket. He ain’t risking shit.
Yeah I seen that too. Im dead 💀
"Dude got his ass hanging off the corner of that bed" - lol
He is not 😐
Glurp glurp glurp
🤣🤣
"Boys be boys"
The way he is sleepy makes it even better he’s just there to sleep 😂
"it doesnt really bothers me 🤷♂️"
Hugs the blankets like his life depends on it
Then opens his mouth for a kiss 🤣
For real I think he just loves hugging his blanket or pillow, I love to do that too
maybe hes used to hugging his friend
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
😂😂😂
😂
Kissing the homies goodnight is perfectly acceptable
Honestly what's wrong with that
Apparently kissing them is wrong but having them jab their fingers up my rear just to make jump is perfectly fine. Yeah
Exactly 🙄 Even tho I'm a girl if my bf kisses his homies gn I wouldn't even bat an eye
🤨 sounds a bit sus to me
Totally
If hands don’t touch, everything’s fine
Reminds me of the Scott and Wallace’s friendship 💀
It's only gay if you make eye contact for 5 seconds 😂
''doesn't bother me at all'' meanwhile bro shielded himself in his blanket
probably because he was trying to get comfy! 😂
@@innnn663 Right! I like being comfortably covered in my blankets
And hiding his hard on 😂
I sleep like this with my boyfriend, it's not personal.
he's a cozy sort of person. i wouldn't read into it
AO3 writers: "write that down, write that down-"
_shhh_, we'll hear you
@@coreling.qew
Someone better.
it's probably already exist under "there's only one bed" tag 😭
LMWO😂😂😂
I’m convinced he’s the perfect straight friend.
It ain’t gay if you’re with da homies!
Its even gayer bro..
Nah, man, not gay at all! It’s just regular homie shit!
bro was READY to give the homie goodnight kiss special on him💀
Who wouldn't? 😏
@@satz6780NAHHH💀💀
@@satz6780ong💀
@@satz6780 fax
I fully thought he was gagging and got confused.
Man really had to sleep shirtless with his homie
Who sleeps with a shirt on,I started a debate(it feels great 😂)
@@NahsaniMack Me 🤧
@@NahsaniMack most people??
@@solus8685 nah😭 that can't be
@@NahsaniMack I've never slept without a shirt in my life mate
The comments are either "He's hugging the blanket for dear life" or "He's going for the goodnight bro kiss" and no inbetween
Can’t believe more people aren’t like this
Bro really said “don’t worry Calvin you ain’t my type” and Calvin was H U R T
blud has 2000 likes but no coment 💀☠️
@@VidarPersson I know right, it's insane
Damn no one try to fix this
Giving Percy and Nico where Percy was pressed that he wasnt Nicos type
@@VidarPersson16k and now 5 comments💀
"Bros before Hoes"💀
what if the bros _are_ the hoes
@@pyjama-manThey get put before twice.
Ain't nothin more important than my brohoe.
@@u6uggg6hguiuggy or perhaps your boe? your hro? your bre?
Or as a great man once said. Homies Over Hoes
Bros got tired of being chose over hoes so bros became the hoes 🤷♂️
"It ain't gay if you cuddle with a woman immediately after"
Calvin should tie a double knot in his sweatpants just to make sure 🤣
„it doesnt really bother me at all”
*proceeds to hold this cover like hes bout to lose his virginity*
thats the most likes ive ever had.
Calvin kinda jokingly leant in after the handshake a was shot down. He ain't losing it even if he wanted. 😂
@@kuroiphox989no handshake was shot down
@knicks5426 no but that make out face was!
He’s about to lose something 😂
Yea, that's the joke.
Calvin is definitely a pillow princess.
You did no- 🤣🤣
What a disgustingly creepy comment to make
whats that?
😂
@@BahadurSingh-mg8jjThe sexual partner that just lies down with their head on the pillow and allows the other partner to please them. Basically the partner that recieves but doesn't give. Although that's the lesbian definition and someone can check me if it's different for gay men.
XD when I was a kid, girls had slumber parties and boys had sleepovers
The way he speaks and how his gripping his blanket tells that he's terrified 😂😂
The correct response is "it doesn't really bother me because the sex is great"
It is
Справедливо
😂
Bro ? Wdym
😂😂😂😂
"And there's only ONE BED!". Classic trope.
Lol
I have never seen this tope happen to anybody irl...finally the iconic trope has become real
Hey, I've seen this video before...
Funny that my biggest comment on the platform is a silly joke.
😳❤️
“Oh no There are only one bedroom hotels left, I guess you have to sleep with me”😏
hes holding onto that blanket for dear life 😅
The start of a wattpad story..
I read to many wattpad stories to know what you mean 🥲
LITERALLY #TheresAJockInMyBed
I've already begun writing the fandom, it's a perfect plot.... Straight guy and Gay guy both in bed then Straight guy is sus? I mean... Come on it's perfect 😈
@@ter0arking211 where can I sign up to beta read this ;)
Christ.
bro just brought "kissing homie goodnight" to a whole another level
Ajhahahahahahahha😂😂
Oh shit, the way he's holding the blanket with his life hahahahahaha 😂😂
"It aint gay if its with yo homies"
-A Wise Man
2 different meanings 💀
they actually pushed two single beds together to make one bed lmao
LOL.. that would have been hilarious.
My ex crush did that once and fixed both of them with a hanger Mac giver style. I was amazed and zestified. 😂😊💅✨
@@raydaveedzestified
Wattpad writers: write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They already did
Lost I when I saw this😂
ayyy 666 th like
noiicce
💀💀💀
Protect this man’s life he’s holding onto that blanket for his life 😭😭✋
The janitors boutta have a tough time 💀
That's friendship there. They both respect the guy code.
Gay code*
fr
These are the hotels AO3 keeps warning you about.
The unhinged cackle I let out when I read this omg
Right? This is literally so many fanfics. There was an excellent one about Sunghoon and Sunoo of Enhypen, by the way. 😂
@@misspriss2482 eww I'm a kpop fan but using idols like that is disgusting af
Halfway off the edge of the bed and holding on to that blanket 😂😂 he know he ain’t risking nothing
The way he closed his eyes 😂
I can trust a straight guy and a gay guy in the same bed, but I can’t trust two straight men in the bed
Frrrr
what kinda logic is that
@@mxtch29 if you get it you get it if you don’t you dont
@@TheOnlySpecies bro dont go all Mr Riddle with me 😭💀
@@mxtch29 I think the logic is like straight and gay isn't in denial while "straight" and "straight" mostly is..
He holdin them sheets like a fresh prison inmate
😂😂
1k likes = 1 comment, let me fix that
😂😂😂
Ooh thats adorable.. they seem to have good bonds and dont let labels get the better of them❤
Calvin was so out of pocket for that 😂
Literally every wattpad story always has that 1 hotel room 1 bed situation 😭
...uh whats a watpad?
@@AndrewsArachnidsa fun place for fun fanfic
@@AndrewsArachnidsu don't wanna know sir
Yeah a fun place sureeee...
technoblade!
"...And that kids, is how i became gay"
-Calvin 2040
Lol😂
*is how i realized i was gay
@@yuzurubrijer4556acho que sexualidade é fluída, quando criança e adolescente eu era totalmente hetero, depois de certa fase da minha vida comecei me atrair por homens também
became?? 🤣🤣
I heard first "so we HAD to"sleep" together "😂😂
LMAOOO HE IS ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CRUSH THAT BLANKET
And that’s how Calvin reconsider his sexuality the same night 😂
That’s how they made Hermione 😑
@@huelu982💀😂
My brain for some reason:
“Two BRUHHHHS chilling in the HOT TUBBB, five feet apart cuz they’re NOT GAY!”
Love the Smosh reference. 🙌😍🙌
Exactly what I was thinking
The next day, the mf was dead
Bro held at gun point,bro clutching that blanket at the edge of the bed he aint risking it 😂
Calvin was definitely going in for the "goodnight kiss "! Just how many drinks did you have Calvin? 😂😂❤
Calvin was definitely going in for the good night kiss you’re not that stupid you knew what would happen next!
bros don't need no drink to kiss with the homies
I thought I was the only one who saw that 😅. Was wondering if I was seeing something that wasn’t there.
How many drinks were you GIVEN calven.... good luck BH
Calvin had nothing to drink. Gotta kiss the homies goodnight 🤷🏻♂️
the sexualities really just swapped places for a sec 💀
edit: my dad came back with the 🥛 to congratulate me 😭 thanks y'all
Everytime they hold hands, the sexuality switches.
They forgot what characters they were for moment
Nah, now if a guy does that he 100% straight
It’s a cannon event
@@Quartz5005lmao, this should be a tv show…
Guess he won't b str8 anymore in the morning ❤😂
😂😂😂😂 like seriously I think u're trying to take his innocence
Calvin knows it ain’t gay kissing homies good night, be like Calvin.
😂😂😂😂
“Whatever happens in this room, stays in this room”.
Sun Tzu - Art of war
And of course RUclips 😂
@@alexandriakelley6105 “otherwise it’s not funny”
Obama - “Yes we should”
Are you a player of Rise of Kingdoms? Just curious :)
Sun Tzu: never said that.
They definitely had that talk 😂
Omg I think I went to high school with you bro damn, congratulations on your RUclips success!!
That’s awesome and thanks for answering a question that many have and even fear. The key word is boundaries.
If the man is a gentleman and the woman is a lady, a man and a woman can share the same bed as friends. Same thing works for two gentlemen.
*Orthodox Jews have entered the chat*
you mean if the man and the woman aren't horny.
As a lesbian, I sleep better next to guys. But with girls, I'm too conscious
You share beds with friends of the opposite sex? 😭 what? 😭
@@ABcdefgI143 it's actually fine. The only reason I don't like sleeping next to men is they stink. I don't have a problem otherwise coz I'm not into any of them
Bro cuddles his blankets like a lonely bottom.
Cool that your friend isn't uncomfortable or awkward with the situation though. That's a real homie.
yall so the most crazy things i swear
@@jamesygamesy5124 Bro, it's the internet. Why have anonymity if we aren't going to make use of it by saying weird shit lmao
@@ravenna6543 fair fair but still!!! what would jesus think if he heard you say such words
@@ravenna6543just means you are a coward😭🤣or you have no friends if you need the internet to say weird stuff
@@jamesygamesy5124nothing
"Two friends in a room"
"Yeah"
"They might kiss"
"😮😅"
Everything's fun until my man pulls out 20 whole dollars
"it doesnt really bother me. i just aint turning my back to ya"
Lmao sounds like it bothers you a bit hahaha don't say something then turn around the next sentence and show how stupid you are.
Calvin hugging the blanket as an extra layer of protection has already accepted his fate.
He's giving Scott pilgrims gay roommate
“idk.. it doesnt really bother me..”
*proceeds to grab on the blanket like hes holding for dear life:*
I love Calvin! He's so adorable hugging the blanket like that. I have so much respect for him, so down to earth, respectful and his personality.
right and you don't know that base off this one video
@@aliceramdom.s you think I would say something like that. I watch many videos of Calvin and he’s always been the same in every video.
So what’s the problem? Seeing that you TOOK your TIME to put reply with your USELESS comment.
@@RantsackI think they have a point. People know how to act differently in front of a camera. Purely us just giving you a different perspective - be a little slower coming to conclusions about people you aren't experiencing in person.
@@childishtombino1275ghh🤦🏾♂️while you’re right about not knowing someone, just from watching videos of them, the original comment said something POSITIVE… and instead of just pressing like and continuing to scroll…. YALL JUST HAD TO SAY SOMETHING…. It’s like people CANT HELP BUT TO DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING THEY SEE…. Like… yea ur correct but I’m honestly curious why people feel the need to argue or disagree with every little comment online, that doesn’t specifically say what the commenter means😫🤦🏾♂️ I’m not trying to be rude but it’s literally soooo exhausting😫🤦🏾♂️ Dont get me wrong, peoples opinions are important… but…I could literally type something, SUPER POSITIVE that says “the bright orange sun is so beautiful”…… and someone will come and say “ YOURE WRONG! THE SUN IS ACTUALLY RED AND WHITE, NOT ORANGE! YOU JUST CANT TELL BECAUSE OF OUR ATMOSPHERE…. Like I swear people just love to be right and disagree with others🤦🏾♂️
Ayooo hes staiight
My gay friend Mike and I shared a bed on multiple occasions. Much cheaper to rent out the single queen or king than the two twins or even two separate rooms. Never bothered me but the first time we ever did I had a few cocktails after our working day and when I woke up and felt a weight next to me I thought it was my wife (the only person I shared a bed with since I was like 7) and I went to hug him. Felt his body hair and immediately recoiled. He just casually said “….. of course it’s the straight guy who makes the first move”.
It was funny and we sometimes still joke about it
LMAO
you married at 7?!
That's you question
😂@@anonymouslyanonymous852
@@anonymouslyanonymous852 you cant be serious💀
@@MIDEUM. He said "The only person I shared a bed with since I was like 7" so from what I understood he married her at 7 or it's a typing mistake that's why I'm asking
When I'm tired i don't care who or what you are as long you are quiet xD
Its fine as long as they don’t sleep with their socks on💀
Calvin is a true chad. Hold onto him, bro.
😅
In what way? 😳
Or.....don't
😂
Doesn’t bother him, but he’s clutching those covers and keeping his shirt ON. 😂
The last one was epic hahaha 😂