Keep in my cap and Imma drinkin my mimosa, read keep calm carry on poster. You guys probably know the lyrics by now but I just thought I’d leave them here just in case :)
there is apparently nothing in his head (e.g. "nothing behind my eyes"), but sometimes his brain does a little diddy and then he is kind enough to share it with us.
Lyrics Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won't poke me Now you don't poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Culinary perfection I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that's just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Uh! Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on)
Jack stauber: djsjsbhdifikfk keep calm carry on poster Me: oh yeah this is my jam edit: woah I completely forgot about this comment, I think this might be my most liked comment :) anyway,
I have an uncle that always takes me to thrift shops and stuff, he sadly doesn’t look like jack but hes real cool, he always gives me music recommendations
@@bineshii iTs A coCktAiL WiTh SpARklinG WinE aND OrAngE JuiCe Except we don't tell the cops about the sparkling wine. Just shove the 'KEEP CALM and CARRY ON' poster in his face then speed off
@@GreenGergop i could understand most of it ok (though the video context did help) the one part i could understand perfectly was "i wanna sit up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee and agree that he wont poke me. now you don't poke me."
Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won't poke me Now you don't poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Culinary perfection I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that's just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Uh! Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on)
This song is about a dad taking care of his kids by himself because the mom went missing, hence the "Where did you go" at the beginning Personal note, those "ooh"s at the end kinda sound pretty wistful too, so maybe he's trying to represent all the sadness and worry he's hiding for his kids sake
Policeman Planet but they are fake,he printed them out (EDIT: JESUS FUCK,STOP REPLYING TO THIS 2 MONTH OLD COMMENT,I FORGOT I EVEN MADE THIS DAMN COMMENT,SHIT
The one thing I love the most in this video is the car scene at 1:27, where he looks back at his children, hits a hard turn, and the entire world moves.
Lyric time 😩: Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? Ah Where did you go? A-na-na-na Cutco connection I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee And agree that he won't poke me Now you don't poke me In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree In my 180 (Ow!) In my 180 degree, uh Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Culinary perfection I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away 'Cause I hid the Special K Oh, that's just for me On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Oh, yeah On a paper plate On a round white paper plate Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) Uh! Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer) (Gettin' my mom on) Cup in my cap And I'ma drinka my mimosa! Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster (Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale) (Gettin' my mom on) End of lyric time 😞
When he said “keep calm and carry in poster” I have a pillow that says that so I looked over to it and was like “😦” it is all in the same order and even has the same crown, I just bought the pillow cuz it was comfy it’s like 2 years old lol
I love this so much. This is so cute and Jack just looks like he's vibin' on his own shit, like, my damn heart was overfilled with joy when he started dancing between intermissions. He just looked so happy to do his own thing.
this songs has one of those illusions in it, where if you listen to the part that says "sell a knife to a bee" it can also sound like "sell a man to a tree"
Hi im Iny He’s not married but I think he has a girlfriend. There was a tumblr post where it showed him and his girlfriend but it was a while ago, not sure if they’re still together.
Nyliun ✨ Nyliun ✨ my mom let us watch people get shot in movies and let us watch rated R stuff but if any sexy parts came on she made us cover our eyes hahhahahahhaa
i know it was a hate comment but i kinda want to thank the person that said "stop being depressed and get a job" because now we have this absolute banger
Jack pretending to drive in that car gives me so many flashbacks. My dad, right, when he senses everyone is sad or bored in the car, he waits for a clear road then he just STEPS ON THE GAS AND DRIVES LIKE A MAD MAN! Dangerous? Yes, fun? FUCK YEAH
Видеоклипы
Jack: *says shit I cant fully understand*
Me: such good songs
Jack; sheldoshahhghgghhgg keep calm carry on poster
Me: good shit
Keep in my cap and Imma drinkin my mimosa, read keep calm carry on poster. You guys probably know the lyrics by now but I just thought I’d leave them here just in case :)
Qwert _ :OOOOOO
DashGamezEveryday he’s doing God’s work
Qwert _ I figured them out myself
Jack is best mom
Prince Cookie yes
Obviously
STEVEN IS BEST MOM ILL FIGHT U
Momma Jack
She my mom
I love that Jack seems to be having a genuinely fun time while recording himself dancing
Es verdad, quiero una mamá como Jack, las compras serian más divertidas
@@Gdalliee It definitely would be more fun!
@@cloudpuff4577 yeah
@@Gdalliee ikr
Yeah it made me laugh and smile☺️
I love it when my mom, Jack Stauber, drunk drives me to the mall
IM FUCKING GIGGLING AT THIS AT 3 IN THE MORNING
My mom, Jack Stauber,
My mum (I'm British do don't mind the spelling) is now officially jack.
Fun fact: This was Jacks response to someone saying “stop being depressed and get a real job”
The only appropriate response
I can approve of this happily
He is practicing the Dudeism lol =))))
LMAO
Is this real? Where does one find Jack lore
There are two types of Jack Stauber songs, "I am absolutely grooving right now" and "there is absolutely nothing"
there is apparently nothing in his head (e.g. "nothing behind my eyes"), but sometimes his brain does a little diddy and then he is kind enough to share it with us.
and We LOVE it.
and I've never related to something more. no thoughts, only groove
No, there’s 3 groups: group1: pressed flowers, windrag, smooth. Group2: gettin’ my mom on, my plea. Group3: two time, baby hotline, fighter
*they groovin'*
I love how Jack can make the most disturbing animation to ever exist
and then there's this. Just him grooving
frr
to which animation do you refer?
@@kymckober8011ik you're talking to peridot, but I like ALL OF THE STYLES
@@kymckober8011opal is pretty disturbing
This is actually Opal's mom
Lyrics
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? A-na-na-na
Cutco connection
I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee
And agree that he won't poke me
Now you don't poke me
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree, uh
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Culinary perfection
I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away
'Cause I hid the Special K
Oh, that's just for me
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Oh, yeah
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Uh!
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
I made it 69 likes lol
@@TheREAL_WatermelonCatNow its 96
@@artext717 yeah
THANK YOU OML, im so sad cause i love jack but i can never understand what he's saying 😭
It's "Cutthroat connection" for the first actual lyric
Ahh yes.
I love my mom.
Her scraggly beard was so soothing to me as a child.
Ah, and always hiding the Special K! She was amazing
Dont forget the well known junk bag she uses for shopping!
Don’t forget the weird tasting orange juice she always has
Lmao
Let's not forget the culinary perfection that was the PB and J
1:46 My name is Jack Stauber and I'm your freestyle dance teacher
Lmao
True
The real effort is that he created this video
yes.
this made me laugh more than it should've
The “ow” in the background after the knife line to me implies that the bee did, in fact, poke him.
Why is he so pretty? Like I don’t understand how someone can be so talented and so beautiful at the same time
He’s the epitome of a perfect human being
Anyone can be both easily at same time it's simple to understand
LMAO AS I WAS READING THIS I TURNED AND LOOKED AT HIM AND HE WAS JUST FLOPPING AROUND
@@strastudio4029 lol
Like bro he's adorable 😭✋
Karen Stauber
Such an evil insult
Can't decide if I love or hate this
She took the kids.
@@dark_attribute same
pls rly?
ᴵ ᴳᴱᵀ ᴵᵀ, ᴮᴱᶜᴬᵁˢᴱ ᴵᵀ'ˢ ᴹᴼᵀᴴᴱᴿ'ˢ ᴰᴬʸ
ExActLy
You know it’s a hard flex when jack himself likes your comment
AGREE
i remember 2 years ago mothers day, it was fine i guess..
Jack give you a hart you know how hard is that that happends you aré so lucky
I like how some of Jack's videos have deep, dark, depressing lore, and then there's just T H I S-
his background singing to his own music at 1:54 is some of my favorite things in life
Kids: *fighting*
Karen Stauber: *S W E R V*
Karen Stauber
Thomas Reason KAREN STAUBER- 😂😂😂😂😂😂-
That's an insult
Karen Stauber
Who is Karen
one of the coupons said “free garbage”
It was a burger tho.
Me
salt lamps
One of the bags says junk
Pls give time stamp
0:54 I love how the red bag just says "Junk"
what would jack do without his greenscreen
Make more clay horrors.
The line “I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee and agree that he won’t poke me” is possibly one of the best lines in musical history
It flows like a nice river on a calm day
@@Cat5_ the “now you don’t poke me” compliments it
@@tuney7319 It truly does
The bee can poke 2 times
n o w , y o u d o n ‘ t p o k e m e .
Jack would make an amazing mother in my opinion
ezbean870 good one
Agreed
He's already got the important stuff down according to this vid.
No he'd traumatize his kids lol
Keep calm is the only thing a mom needs to do
I like how jack isn’t afraid to do funny stuff and put it on the internet. I wish I had that level of confidence.
But you wont cuz u a loser
jack can go from vibing to existencial crisis in 2 videos
i hope he comes back on yt soon i miss that guy
nobody:
my mom trying to convince me that shopping with her is fun:
How is that so accurate
With me and mom it's the other way around 😂
just walking behind her while she takes 3 hours to find a pair of jeans 😔
that’s a mood
Why is this funny to me
Jack stauber: djsjsbhdifikfk keep calm carry on poster
Me: oh yeah this is my jam
edit: woah I completely forgot about this comment, I think this might be my most liked comment :)
anyway,
Wooooosh (it means you don’t get the joke)
@RedNblue the gopnik No it was a joke
@RedNblue the gopnik Yeah no, there was a joke here you just didn't catch.
@RedNblue the gopnik ddhhddjks dudkanbcje disoak gmc smkc . Scorl!
Oh thAs JUs fo Meee
He looks so swag with them shades😩😩
Jack Stauber dancing is my permanent aesthetic.
Kids: literally start killing each other.
Jack: S K I R T
Edit: HOW DID THIS DOG SHIT COMMENT GET 4.5K
Skiiirt
It used to be just arguing why are they killing each other now?
Lol
*hehe danganronpa go brr*
@@chiacknelnanakson7611 LMAO YUSS
jack is like that fun uncle that takes you out with him.
While drunk driving with kids in the back of the car that might not be his kids
I actually have an Uncle who looks a lot like Jack, Google Guthrie Gloag
and then flips the jeep
I have an uncle that always takes me to thrift shops and stuff, he sadly doesn’t look like jack but hes real cool, he always gives me music recommendations
@@bineshii iTs A coCktAiL WiTh SpARklinG WinE aND OrAngE JuiCe
Except we don't tell the cops about the sparkling wine.
Just shove the 'KEEP CALM and CARRY ON' poster in his face then speed off
Every Mom should play this amazing song on Mother’s Day !!!
Jacks is the mom we all want😌 his little dance 0:53 had me like 😭💕💕
“Captions unavailable”. Even the captions don’t wanna attempt his singing
I still don't know the lyrics
The only words I could understand in the entire video was “keep calm carry on poster”
@@GreenGergop i could understand most of it ok (though the video context did help)
the one part i could understand perfectly was "i wanna sit up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee and agree that he wont poke me. now you don't poke me."
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? A-na-na-na
Cutco connection
I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee
And agree that he won't poke me
Now you don't poke me
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree, uh
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Culinary perfection
I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away
'Cause I hid the Special K
Oh, that's just for me
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Oh, yeah
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Uh!
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
He’s just getting his mom on chill
The steering wheel is an instant pot lid.
Now that I know this......... Well I just know it now
somuchMincraft 7 👌
No it's a steering wheel you dummie
Yeah you stupid its a steering wheel smh my head
beble pebble it’s not a steering wheel you can clearly see that
'Hiding the special K... oh that's just for me' has such fantastic mom energy, nailed it!
Jack looks like he's having the time of his life doing this ! It makes me feel happy :)
Jack is best mom and no one can say otherwise
Zanpai Chan otherwise
Dont Know Don't Care
Gasp.
How dare you.
Jack Stauber: makes clay animation
People: that’s weird
Jack Stauber: makes Coupons
People: now that’s dedication
Jack your amazing ✌️❤️
*THERES SOMETHING HAPPENING!*
*SCRATCH THAT*
*I’M READY*
*CLOSE UP, WOW!*
*I LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL*
This song is about a dad taking care of his kids by himself because the mom went missing, hence the "Where did you go" at the beginning
Personal note, those "ooh"s at the end kinda sound pretty wistful too, so maybe he's trying to represent all the sadness and worry he's hiding for his kids sake
At 1:50 he genuinely looks happy it's just wholesome 😭-
I want to be the camera man watching him dance for this
Ms. Fox same
that would be amazing
#DreamJob
Tripode time
Oh, but but don’t we all
*I have sunglasses almost identical to that and it took me watching this video just to realize how mom they actually look*
Jack stauber cosplaying as a suburban mom
That steering wheel isn't for steering the car. It's for turning the axis of reality
Thank you. That really made me laugh
It’s an instant pot lid
@@greenlysquirrel9574 I thought you were trying to say “plot twist” but nope, it’s an actual pot lid.
arguably its for turning the universe around the wheel, rather than the wheels itself turning
my friend said “he looks like a homeless man who made this in a library”
Cool
lmao!!! top comment
r/rareinsults
Sorry, what was that? I just heard, "Jack's a legend."
Burn him, He is to stupid to be alive, like homeless bro were he make the ISIDE HOME parts
I really want to see Bo Burnham and Jack Stauber do a collab together
That collab would give me life
BREAKING NEWS " The two most chaotic music creators have just teamed up, and created music that could kill God himself."
I like the way he touched the keep calm carry on poster
Wait a second don't tear up those coupons my broke ass needs em
Policeman Planet but they are fake,he printed them out (EDIT: JESUS FUCK,STOP REPLYING TO THIS 2 MONTH OLD COMMENT,I FORGOT I EVEN MADE THIS DAMN COMMENT,SHIT
gummybear madness believe me there are
r/wooosh
Jules Ortega you CAN'T say anything more fitting XD
gummybear madness No. Shit.
love the rice cooker lid as the steering wheel :axelaugh:
Kaden Lawson idk how but i didnt notice until u pointed it out
does jack play dota? 😍
Jack HEARTED YOU?!?!?!
@@randmcnally2713 what's that?
@@andresadias9448 it's a video game, " :axelaugh: " is a reference from it ☺
Rhyming "drinking my mimosa" with "keep calm carry on poster" is on another level
The one thing I love the most in this video is the car scene at 1:27, where he looks back at his children, hits a hard turn, and the entire world moves.
The wheel doesn’t control the car. It controls the camera.
I always look for the scene everytime
I sent this to my mom on mothers day
she loved it
same but just did it out of nowhere, she didn't say anything though
b-but my mother says "wtf is this"
_vV AR_ she said that at first but I think it grew on her
@@DmackTV OMG 666 likes i have to ruin this to save Mr Beast from demonetization
She said wtf
If the world ended and the screen went black and said "Created By Jack Stauber" I wouldn't be surprised
I love how the steering wheel is a crock pot lid, there’s just so many things that stitch this video together to create a masterpiece
I don't use the word "funky" often but this beat is so goddamn funky my dude
Its literally the "who got the funk, we got that funk" beat lol
He's the living definition of funky
I imagine that being read in dark dom’s voice
I use the word funky way to often but I can vouch this is double funky
It is indeed funk
*WHY IS THE SPECIAL K SO TRUE*
*WHAT THE HELL*
*HE KNOWS TOO MUCH*
Find it out dum-dum we all have those kinds of relatives maybe not even moms
clawz, just clawz
r/wooosh?
@@hamham675 yeah, r/wooosh
@@hamham675 r/wooosh.
Jack subers talking about his secret life as your mom here I shall I should know because my secret life was being your dad
One of my favorite things about this song is that he makes no mention of dad. Sibgle mom representation.
1:42 I felt that
instrumentals sound like something straight from Chowder
omfg yes
Game theroy Was jack chowder
I almost guarantee the beat is from an old parliament song called "give up the funk" thats not a bad thing.
Farhan Fahmi ah a fellow man of couture
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS UNTIL NOW I LITERALLY WATCHED LIKE EVERY EPISODE OF CHOWDER
I think a bee was probably kidnapped for this video.
:0
Nope just a paid actor
Knowing Jack, he would probably attempt paying the bee.
@@Oridemic im not even jack and i would pay the bee because I felt bad for using it
like a 1/50 of his life was spent on this video
The phone part is truly relatable, either lay down. Or your gonna fidget with something I mean come on-
This song gives me more serotonin than any thing
Lyric time 😩:
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? Ah
Where did you go? A-na-na-na
Cutco connection
I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee
And agree that he won't poke me
Now you don't poke me
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree
In my 180 (Ow!)
In my 180 degree, uh
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Culinary perfection
I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away
'Cause I hid the Special K
Oh, that's just for me
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Oh, yeah
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Uh!
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back listening to John Mayer)
(Gettin' my mom on)
Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's having a day sale)
(Gettin' my mom on)
End of lyric time 😞
Why aren't you the top com?
Copy and paste power time baby
You are a hero
Thanks this'll no doubt be in my head for weeks to come
MVP
*jack straight up drinking and driving with kids in the back seat* Everyone: “he’s such a good mom!”
and there aren't wearing their seatbelts
they
@@jahmangle4188 they
for a second thought that was orange juice
HES GETING HIS MOM ON
No one talking about how perfectly he's turning that pressure cooker lid steering wheel?
some people may say this is the worst video ever, but to me, this is *a masterpiece*
Who has said that, tell me so I can give them a stern talking to.
Who said that? Let me break their legs-
Who the hell said that?
This song barely have 838 dislikes
@@Green1sh01 maybe more than a talking to.
When you're 7 and think the Mimosa that's on the table is your orange juice: *"oH tHaT's JuSt FoR mE."*
Oh, he says mamosa, always thought it was mom sauce
Logan NOTPAUL same thing
my mom always made non-alcoholic mimosas for new years, and they were good
@@anxiety64 That's just... orange juice.
@@Dogman_35 it was made of fizzy white grape juice and orange juice
I’m so glad RUclips put you in their creator spotlight
Cristina Diaz Me too!
They did? Got a link?
Cristina Diaz oml Emma chamberlain vids to this. *hElP*
So glad he wasn't in their rewind...
He's a world treasure.
The fake coupons are a work of art
When he said “keep calm and carry in poster” I have a pillow that says that so I looked over to it and was like “😦” it is all in the same order and even has the same crown, I just bought the pillow cuz it was comfy it’s like 2 years old lol
I love this so much. This is so cute and Jack just looks like he's vibin' on his own shit, like, my damn heart was overfilled with joy when he started dancing between intermissions. He just looked so happy to do his own thing.
Who Cares .
@@rutracking hm?
I know right! It's so cool!
@@camera2178 honestly!!
@@rutracking Bruh
Jack: now you don’t poke me!
Bee: *pokes*
Jack: *listen here you little-*
Kokichi Ouma kokichi what are you doing here hahaha
Nene Yashiro I’m here I guess o-o
I think you look like a sexy motorcycle *v r o o m v r o o m*
CUPID SISTERS *V R O O M V R O O M*
oMg KoKiChI- 😭🔫
Benny worm and gettin his mom is possibly the only wholesome videos jack stauber has ever produced
Are we just going to ignore the fact this man’s gorgeous-
Never
wait who ignores that??! I'll have their heads
1:08
IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT JACK’S _GORGEOUS_ EYES
*c l a y e y e s*
@@xigaxhad3635 y e s
mmmmm
@@xigaxhad3635 y e s
B e a u t y
So are we not gonna talk about how this is one of the cutest videos he’s ever made
Well we should
@@slam.p facts lets talk
@@kirishimakinnie3205 talk we shall
@@minana2785 you guys didn’t talk 👁👄👁
@@minana2785 when you guys didn’t talk: 👁👄👁
this songs has one of those illusions in it, where if you listen to the part that says "sell a knife to a bee" it can also sound like "sell a man to a tree"
This would kill if played on a "motherhood" montage on a tv show
0:36 can we appreciate how he uses a pressure cooker lid as a steering wheel?
*WHILE DRUNK DRIVING-*
@@bruhbobent *W I T H H I S K I D S -*
Recponisbl paretn
i thought it was a roomba
Top 10 iconic mothers
Canyon Code in anime
Sydney Klemm
no in anywhere
Top 10 anime moms
Top ten sexiest Hentai moms
Top 10 milfs(?
I just wanna say that there is no doubt in my mind that Jack is the best mom ever
The fact this is Jack's most normal video really says something.
Who else would be friends with jack even if he wasn’t famous? Like- he genuinely seems like a cool guy
Me
From interviews he tbh seems really weird lol but I admire how passionate he clearly is about music & animating
Me ofc
he seems interesting and cool tho
I want meet him so badly, he seems so chill and kind
I always imagined Jack being alone in his house bored, then decides to make some music, it's great
Hi im Iny
He’s not married but I think he has a girlfriend. There was a tumblr post where it showed him and his girlfriend but it was a while ago, not sure if they’re still together.
As a producer, I can say that's pretty accurate. At least for me.
this man is perfect
This has got to be the most groovy music video he's ever released and I'm here for that exact reason
jack is a soccer mom who always gets her kids the shirts that say “im mamas superhero” and cover their eyes when something sexual comes on TV
Melonni I want jack to be my soccer mom
I think they could make something amazing, but I also think that it would literally destroy youtube through the power of pure, unadulterated weird
Nyliun ✨ Nyliun ✨ my mom let us watch people get shot in movies and let us watch rated R stuff but if any sexy parts came on she made us cover our eyes hahhahahahhaa
mmm but he steals clothes, drinks while driving, and doesn’t care for his kids health... sounds like a loving mom to me
I love how he's casually drinking and driving with two kids in the car lmao
no u there ”is” alcohol in his drink tho
it just goes to show how much research he's actually put into the concept of being a soccer mom.
He getting his mom on
tccasanova he's drinking orange juice so it's fine
They already got into the car crash, that's why the kids look like that
Jack is creative by just *jack stauber powers*
i know it was a hate comment but i kinda want to thank the person that said "stop being depressed and get a job" because now we have this absolute banger
Can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact that he had such a big smile while pretending be was driving with the children
Dont forget Queen
Dont forget he was drinking and driving
Good even if I didn't do kids there if I had a big smile
jack: drinks alcohol throughout the video
everyone: such a great mom wow!!
AestheticCola it’s called Mimosa it’s a mixture of alcohol and orange juice
but that’s what moms do
Growsomestrawbs hol up
@@scrumbole ಠ_ಠ
@@scrumbole not when they're DRIVING
Jack is the most awesome, chill and cool person and yet he makes videos that just make me say “Jack, stop, you’re scaring me, are you okay?!!?”
I feel like Jack Stauber would be a great mother...
Uh-- I mean parent.
Happy Mother's day y'all
Merry mommy day dude
Depression: *exists*
Jack: no
never heard of his "Depression is cool" song?
It is clear that you’ve never heard dead weight.
It’s more of a yes but actually no
Depression: continues existing
Jack: ok once
Jack: new normal
Jack is a very happy lil bloke who just endorses heavy themes
Some guy: get a real job
Jack stainer: is well known and has partnered with adult swim
Jack pretending to drive in that car gives me so many flashbacks. My dad, right, when he senses everyone is sad or bored in the car, he waits for a clear road then he just STEPS ON THE GAS AND DRIVES LIKE A MAD MAN! Dangerous? Yes, fun? FUCK YEAH
Pov: my stepdad driving in a nutshell
Jack stauber is the only person who can make me like songs without knowing the lyrics
ikr haha
miku
wetblanket I don’t like vocaloid
To bad
@@absolutelyshmooie7086 reasonable
This is the part where the kid who said stop being depressed and get a job realizes he will never be as popular as jack
@Orange Jello i didnt know sorry
That “kid” was Markiplier, I’d say he’s doing pretty good for himself now
@@Pootisbird01 oh dam-
@@Pootisbird01 wait really? I need Context
@@bloof5455 No, it’s not Markiplier