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  • @edgarvilla6941
    @edgarvilla6941 5 лет назад +3956

    " i was down at the longest beach this morning" officer: wheres that?" Driver: Long Beach

    • @guccifruit.
      @guccifruit. 5 лет назад +52

      Edgar Villa I thought that’s what I heard him say lol

    • @Rocmax417
      @Rocmax417 5 лет назад +118

      Edgar Villa if I went to Long Beach I would make that joke all the time for the rest of the day, and I don’t even drink it’s just punny

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 3 года назад +68

      @@Rocmax417 that shit made me laugh so fucking hard. "long beach" his delivery is so perfect.

    • @ozbarge9761
      @ozbarge9761 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gwenthompson8347
      @gwenthompson8347 2 года назад +3

      😁😁😁😁

  • @sixstacksw1tcher
    @sixstacksw1tcher Год назад +651

    "so how much have you had to drink tonight?"
    "about half a water"
    broooo first guy had me dying

  • @joemilton7552
    @joemilton7552 2 года назад +685

    bless that selfless man for volunteering for 12 years of probation...

    • @eulyduran7799
      @eulyduran7799 2 года назад +3

      😫🤣

    • @dementedweasel1
      @dementedweasel1 Год назад +12

      @@eulyduran7799 Perhaps he will volunteer for jail time?

    • @cjturner370
      @cjturner370 Год назад

      I know right 🤣🤣😂

    • @tytytyme33
      @tytytyme33 Год назад +1

      I've been on probation for 2 years and couldn't imagine doing 10 more fucking years.

    • @Peabody388
      @Peabody388 Год назад

      🤣😂🤣😂

  • @DetectiveTrupo203
    @DetectiveTrupo203 Год назад +48

    For some reason the nonchalant way the last cop says "don't break your face, just sit back there and relax " is absolutely killing me

    • @rckkeller9437
      @rckkeller9437 5 месяцев назад +3

      Definitely a trump voter…

  • @patrickchubey3127
    @patrickchubey3127 5 лет назад +2223

    " We don't catch the bright ones "....... best police comment ever.

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 5 лет назад +8

      Patrick Chubey very true

    • @JohnSmith-yi9cp
      @JohnSmith-yi9cp 5 лет назад +4

      That guy was pretty innocent tho. He was just very poor thats all. Amd might had some mental issues thats why he had drugs

    • @andregracio6882
      @andregracio6882 5 лет назад +68

      @@JohnSmith-yi9cp Suspended drivers license and trying to hide a gun...
      Right, innocent...

    • @CountryBoy109945
      @CountryBoy109945 5 лет назад +31

      @@JohnSmith-yi9cp Poor? He had his own car, drugs and an illegal gun. I doubt he is poor or rich, just a common criminal and thief.

    • @jamesa.w.parisho8189
      @jamesa.w.parisho8189 5 лет назад +26

      @@JohnSmith-yi9cp You are so high up on a cloud you have no idea how poor people in America live. You are very sheltered and naive. Visit Appalachia, where people have no plumbing, use outhouses and bucket baths. Where people still cook and heat their homes with cast iron stoves.

  • @thesmallestfeller
    @thesmallestfeller 5 лет назад +1613

    How much have you had to drink tonight?
    “Uhno...like half a water.”

    • @breselexiapsychicmedium346
      @breselexiapsychicmedium346 5 лет назад +31

      WorthyofJustice that shit was funny

    • @j.camarero5567
      @j.camarero5567 5 лет назад +13

      *21 Savage voice* A LOT

    • @violentpolska
      @violentpolska 5 лет назад +14

      Dude i wanna fukin' party with that first guy!!! Him and Grandma Betty! X-D

    • @imhappyandyou.4003
      @imhappyandyou.4003 5 лет назад +7

      Call the man a taxi or an Uber!. He earned it with that funny a** answer!. LOL

    • @ralphdiaz7288
      @ralphdiaz7288 3 года назад +16

      Don’t do well with test just a straight forward guy😂😂

  • @melodysmith6429
    @melodysmith6429 Год назад +43

    After all these years I still have that saying stuck in my head.
    "We don't catch the bright ones!"

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA Год назад

      They don't catch the privileged ones either, guilty of some very high crimes, which would be their political bosses. Things like dead supreme Judges who die at a party after dinner, with no investigation or autopsy, (Justice Scalia), resulting in rigged elections,---- are pretty high crimes of the privileged.

  • @rsyoda943
    @rsyoda943 2 года назад +16

    "Just tryna get home to grandma Betty she's not doing so well these days" LMFAOOOO

  • @BUCKEYE614
    @BUCKEYE614 2 года назад +2658

    The guy in the beginning definitely wasn’t drunk. He was just a straight forward guy.

    • @matiasgonzalez1149
      @matiasgonzalez1149 2 года назад +27

      🤣

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 2 года назад +153

      just tryna get back to grandma Betty, she isnt doin real good

    • @carpii
      @carpii 2 года назад +28

      doesn't the sobriety test require you to walk straight forward? Why would he have such a problem doing well with that?

    • @cocksure8430
      @cocksure8430 2 года назад +33

      Yeah, drove his car 'straight forward' into a bush......

    • @email4664
      @email4664 2 года назад +10

      Portland Oregon. Lots of drunk bubbas around

  • @somebutter6755
    @somebutter6755 2 года назад +890

    “You mind doing some tests for us?”
    “No I don’t do too good on tests.”
    “Why’s that?”
    “I’m a pretty straightforward guy.”

  • @Slicer1475
    @Slicer1475 Год назад +475

    Dude - "I've never committed a crime in my life."
    Cop - "But you're on probation."
    Dude - "Yes."
    Cop - "You volunteered to be on probation for 12 years? For burglary?"
    Dude - "Yes."

    • @christopheraaron8299
      @christopheraaron8299 Год назад +10

      You don't have to commit a crime to be found guilty of one.

    • @Slicer1475
      @Slicer1475 Год назад +1

      @@christopheraaron8299 ain't that the truth? Heard that.

    • @Developer-online
      @Developer-online Год назад +4

      just another straight forward guy

    • @mandymoore5774
      @mandymoore5774 Год назад

      @christopher Aaron TOUCHÉ sir! Touché!

    • @Chris-cf2kp
      @Chris-cf2kp Год назад +2

      I mean *technically* it is actually a coherent statement, even if he clearly doesn't (and didn't during the burglary) realize he 'volunteered' for probation when he committed the crime lol..

  • @Taelyr
    @Taelyr 2 года назад +47

    “Maybe you’ll voluntarily admit you stole this stuff and voluntarily go to jail” 💀💀

  • @predictorbibulous3327
    @predictorbibulous3327 2 года назад +2528

    "He's jealous of me playing the web, I'm one of the top, top nations in the country" Just profound wisdom

  • @The_Rad_Dad3
    @The_Rad_Dad3 3 года назад +880

    Legend has it, he’s STILL playing Atomic Dove to this day....

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 2 года назад +10

      Ohhhh ... I thought he was saying Atomic Dung lol

    • @donutdan1508
      @donutdan1508 2 года назад +36

      @@TheGamersGrotto Right on man! Atomic Dung is the shit!

    • @thegreathutt
      @thegreathutt 2 года назад +64

      well you don‘t become one of the the best nations in the country by slacking off

    • @ralph1881
      @ralph1881 2 года назад +13

      The devs make updates on the google play store cuz hes putting them thru college 🤣

    • @TheGamersGrotto
      @TheGamersGrotto 2 года назад +1

      @@donutdan1508 LOL

  • @Osmone_Everony
    @Osmone_Everony 2 года назад +42

    8:27 Cop: "Both victims a 100% identified you as the suspect":
    Suspect: "Three!"
    🤣😂😆

    • @thisisntanoption702
      @thisisntanoption702 Год назад +5

      I didn't hear the suspect say that. Sounded like the other cop.

  • @randomgrinn
    @randomgrinn 2 года назад +14

    "I'm one of the top nations in the country". Such talent.

  • @joyo8943
    @joyo8943 2 года назад +929

    Judge: "we're going to need someone to volunteer for some probation."
    That guy: "over here, I'll do it."
    Judge: "thank you sir."

    • @tjwright
      @tjwright 2 года назад +19

      I just see a scene from Hunger Games.. " I offer myself as tribute". LOL

    • @loveall1013
      @loveall1013 2 года назад +21

      That was the funniest part of the show. “I ain’t never done a crime in all my life.” “You’re on probation. What’d you do, volunteer for it?” “Yes, I volunteered.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 didn’t he say it 12 years too? 😂

    • @bobbyshmurda5225
      @bobbyshmurda5225 2 года назад +5

      ::::: "idk how I got on probation"

    • @krumby
      @krumby 2 года назад +7

      BWhahahaha!!!!! Man, stupid is as stupid does! :-D

    • @AimForTheBushes908
      @AimForTheBushes908 2 года назад

      😂😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @love_wins_2218
    @love_wins_2218 2 года назад +1398

    " I've never committed a crime in my life."
    LE: "So you voluntarily are on probation for 12 years?"
    "Yeah"
    🤦🤣😎

    • @tkso.philly3879
      @tkso.philly3879 2 года назад +14

      Why are you on probation? -I don't know. I guess because I haven't been wearing my face mask and I caught it somewhere-

    • @Yosetime
      @Yosetime 2 года назад +3

      @@tkso.philly3879 hahahaha!!

    • @tiptopanteater7713
      @tiptopanteater7713 2 года назад +3

      thats a long ass commitment

    • @justinhansen9361
      @justinhansen9361 2 года назад

      Thought it was 12 months? 🤔

    • @slimbuttermilk
      @slimbuttermilk 2 года назад +2

      That one broke the needle on the LMFAO meter.

  • @yishaithegift9953
    @yishaithegift9953 2 года назад +27

    "I don't do good with test"
    Cop- "Why's that?"
    ..."I'm a pretty straight forward guy."
    I don't know why I thought that reply was genius. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wutzmename
    @Wutzmename Год назад +17

    I laughed MAO when they placed him in the back *_STILL IN HIS CROSSDRESSING CLOTHES!!_* 🤣

  • @louisavondart9178
    @louisavondart9178 2 года назад +768

    Like father, like son... Reminds of a time when I took a young man in for DWI. His father drove to the police station to collect him. Drunk. So he gets arrested. Then mom comes to collect them. Drunk. Whole family locked up in one night for the same offence. The judge was not amused.

    • @SpaceCadet4Jesus
      @SpaceCadet4Jesus 2 года назад +96

      That's three tacos short of a combination platter.

    • @matildabishops9196
      @matildabishops9196 2 года назад +21

      @@SpaceCadet4Jesus ….That’s a big platter!

    • @matildabishops9196
      @matildabishops9196 2 года назад +7

      @@SpaceCadet4Jesus ….That’s a big platter!

    • @zzbudzz
      @zzbudzz 2 года назад +5

      🤦 🤦 🤦

    • @walteroreilly8963
      @walteroreilly8963 2 года назад +9

      Except that the father committed no crime and was arrested.

  • @Squeaxx
    @Squeaxx 5 лет назад +386

    “Thought he was being cute blowing his hanky but he blew his crack.” 😂😂😂

  • @lankey6969
    @lankey6969 Год назад +13

    "I want to press charges and I personally want to beat her myself, but I won't do that."
    I love that woman.

  • @rj5801
    @rj5801 2 года назад +17

    Golden quotes from this lmao:
    "So you voluntarily decided to do 12 years probation."
    "Yeah, that's it. Voluntarily."
    From handcuffs:
    "Suspect what?! What chu' mean suspect?"

  • @sabrinakoodabachus9561
    @sabrinakoodabachus9561 2 года назад +226

    “Why are you bleeding?”
    “He beat me with a stick”😂😂😂😂

    • @TheRisingStorm316
      @TheRisingStorm316 Год назад +3

      *Well, he’s not wrong.*

    • @Anonymous-lq2bs
      @Anonymous-lq2bs Год назад +4

      Back in my day we didn’t have video games. We went outside and beat n-words with sticks.

    • @cbbro4890
      @cbbro4890 Год назад

      @@Anonymous-lq2bs 🤔

  • @WolfMoonstarMAC
    @WolfMoonstarMAC 2 года назад +538

    Officer "How'd you get on probation? You volunteer for it?"
    DA: "yup I volunteered for it"
    Best line ever.

    • @scuddrunner1
      @scuddrunner1 2 года назад +20

      I watched one of theses where the cop found drugs in the bad guys pants pocket and the bad guy says, Officer, I'm as shocked as you are. These aren't even my pants.

    • @mazystarr
      @mazystarr 2 года назад

      ask a stupid question......

    • @WifeBTR123
      @WifeBTR123 2 года назад +3

      DA = dumbass?

    • @rippinglipfishing
      @rippinglipfishing 2 года назад +2

      @@scuddrunner1 yeah that’s the go to excuse lol

    • @brookemcquale5096
      @brookemcquale5096 2 года назад +1

      Technically, that may be true, if he plea-bargained.

  • @SUBtrauma
    @SUBtrauma 6 месяцев назад +1

    I watch this kind of stuff and I feel like an angel and a genius all at the same time.

  • @Alexander-gt4rc
    @Alexander-gt4rc 2 года назад +58

    "There's an overwhelming amount of evidence against you". Lol. Can you imagine if most criminals were halfway intelligent? The cops would just be driving around all day with nothing to do.

    • @mlawless89
      @mlawless89 2 года назад

      Ew cops are f****** gross

    • @meems-ke1eb
      @meems-ke1eb Год назад +1

      Actually, many of them are smart. Blue collar, white collar and everything in between. Shame they don't use it for good.

    • @IMWeira
      @IMWeira Год назад +1

      Every time they get sent to jail, they come back dumber. And the smart ones don't come back for seconds.

    • @Anonymous-lq2bs
      @Anonymous-lq2bs Год назад +1

      They literally drive around all day with nothing to do in suburban areas here. They just do speed traps.

    • @Hamed_n69
      @Hamed_n69 Год назад

      the cops work for the smart ones

  • @renee7528
    @renee7528 2 года назад +354

    I don’t know why him referring to Grandma Betty is tickling me - and referring to the water as all he’d drank 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @melvinve7354
      @melvinve7354 2 года назад +9

      Grandma betty aint doing so good.... better go drink and drive

    • @strangevisions5162
      @strangevisions5162 2 года назад

      @Renee "him referring to Grandma Betty is tickling me "
      so that's how it is in your family...

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 Год назад

      @@strangevisions5162 projected onto others 😂

    • @pacefka
      @pacefka Год назад +1

      "Why dont you do good with tests?"
      "I don't know, I'm a pretty straightforward guy..."

    • @radicalizedonline6825
      @radicalizedonline6825 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂 I swear the way he says it like the cop is going to be ohhh grandma Betty ?! 😮 ohh your free to go

  • @shawnmiller163
    @shawnmiller163 2 года назад +39

    “Is it stuff in your bra? You are wearing a bra right?” Subtle digs at that dude cross dressing 😂😂😂

    • @brankobelfranin8815
      @brankobelfranin8815 Год назад +1

      that old guy was something else hahaha, cross dressing almost santa

    • @Wutzmename
      @Wutzmename Год назад

      I laughed MAO when they placed him in the back *_STILL IN HIS CROSSDRESSING CLOTHES!!_* 🤣

  • @codyglover9317
    @codyglover9317 2 года назад +11

    "Ok so you can voluntarily admit that you stole this stuff and voluntarily go to jail" I busted up

  • @ianckoerner
    @ianckoerner Год назад +3

    “Don’t break your face” omg that wrecked me 🤣

  • @briansierzega
    @briansierzega 2 года назад +156

    This video taught me one thing:::
    If you want to spot the criminal in any crowd, look for the guy that’s not wearing a shirt! lol 😂

    • @TheRisskee
      @TheRisskee 2 года назад +4

      It's actually a profiling tactic at least in CA that I know of. I've had multiple LEOs tell me that if someone they suspect have their shirt off, they're either a felon or are going to be. Lol 🤷‍♀️

    • @Daniel-S1
      @Daniel-S1 2 года назад +8

      No shirt, no brain.

    • @roastytoasty8559
      @roastytoasty8559 2 года назад

      @@Daniel-S1 no brain no shirt haha

    • @helloimclaudio
      @helloimclaudio 2 года назад +3

      @@Daniel-S1 you must be out of shape

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 Год назад

      He had to hide the wife beater tshirts not his muscles, wish they exercised their brains more than their right to toxic masculinity 😂

  • @mistrjt9213
    @mistrjt9213 5 лет назад +362

    Woman lives with current boyfriend AND ex boyfriend with her kids who are neither of theirs but calls them both step-daddy. Now that's some drama for that mama!

    • @louisavondart9178
      @louisavondart9178 2 года назад +3

      Typical hetero stuff...

    • @pixbyeli
      @pixbyeli 2 года назад +5

      She must have that good good

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 2 года назад +27

      @@louisavondart9178 ??? Like getting aids is typical gay stuff? What are u on about g

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 2 года назад

      😳😳😳😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @TheRisskee
      @TheRisskee 2 года назад +8

      @@louisavondart9178 sorry but I know at least 2 lesbian couples this same exact scenario has happened to. Although, one of them I went to school with and she was married to 8 men before she decided she wanted to shack up with a lady and they got married too and broke up and she started dating another woman and that's when it happened. She's a real damn winner...😬 Another friend and I stay connected with her on FB just to witness the drama. 🤣 We just wanna se who she's married to each month.🤣🤣🤣 And I'm not even exaggerating on 8 different marriages. 9 including the woman she married and divorced. And every time she ends a marriage, she deletes her FB and adds everyone she knew before to her new one. It's absolutely wild!🤣🤣🤣

  • @skahler
    @skahler Год назад +57

    That security guard at 8:50 is lucky to be alive

    • @edwardgatey8301
      @edwardgatey8301 Год назад

      Yeah. Observe and report security.

    • @shawnneice4322
      @shawnneice4322 Год назад

      ​@@edwardgatey8301 what do you mean?

    • @Onlyhiphopbrendan
      @Onlyhiphopbrendan Год назад +3

      @@shawnneice4322 He means they normally observe crimes taking place and report them to police. They are not always authorized to chase someone like that. He is unarmed security; armed security have much more leeway with pursuing criminals.
      I bet you that if he in fact did get shot, the casino would pull up some inane policy they have from years ago in very small print, saying you are not allowed to chase. His family wouldn't have gotten anything. Very selfless of him to do that though.

    • @shawnneice4322
      @shawnneice4322 Год назад +1

      @@Onlyhiphopbrendan It depends on the state and the company. As I was CLEET certified armed security in Oklahoma City for a few years.

    • @Onlyhiphopbrendan
      @Onlyhiphopbrendan Год назад +1

      @@shawnneice4322 Sorry, clarification, Armed security has much more leeway with what they are and are not able to do. Yellow shirts aren't armed.**
      Shawns right.

  • @Ammon6
    @Ammon6 Год назад +5

    "im a pretty straightforward guy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @willelliott5052
    @willelliott5052 2 года назад +159

    Damn, some police dept will be very fortunate to hire that dedicated security guard.

    • @Foxyfreedom
      @Foxyfreedom 2 года назад +16

      Or signed by an NFL team

    • @Inkednfree333
      @Inkednfree333 2 года назад +3

      As a fellow security officer I can say most cops don’t like us or give us respect. If he does make it into becoming a cop they will prob treat him bad

    • @blastofo
      @blastofo 2 года назад +7

      I'm shocked that he chased the dude. In California most security guards aren't allowed to do anything other than call the cops. They're not even allowed to break up a fight or make any physical contact. Probably too many workers comp claims.

    • @MiloTheRuler
      @MiloTheRuler Год назад +4

      I did security in Vegas for 14 years, what that guy did was dumb not heroic... He chased a man who he knew was armed while he himself was not armed, just to retrieve credit cards and IDs that are easily replaced... His life is not, had he died those women would've went back to their home country and never thought twice about him 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @gingotdrip
    @gingotdrip 5 лет назад +159

    "Grandma Betty." 😂

  • @craigcricket7932
    @craigcricket7932 2 года назад +3

    29 years sober. Thank you God.

    • @self-righteousideologue9398
      @self-righteousideologue9398 2 года назад

      What are your thoughts on, "Nobody ever really quits. An addict is an addict when the chips are down." And the other quote, "An addict never truly quits. If he lived the rest of his life never getting drunk/high, then that means he didn't live long enough."
      A couple quotes I remember reading or hearing somewhere

    • @craigcricket7932
      @craigcricket7932 2 года назад +1

      @@self-righteousideologue9398
      Don't believe everything you hear.

  • @les_5184
    @les_5184 2 года назад +11

    Idk why but the dude throwing the crack followed up by the officer's completely monotone voice saying "this guy is going to jail" is fucking hilarious to me. All of these are funny, I actually enjoy the officers witty comebacks and call outs.

  • @jackiechan4AAR
    @jackiechan4AAR 3 года назад +183

    I love when they act like they don’t know their license is suspended

    • @Tunis11
      @Tunis11 2 года назад +11

      To be fair mine was suspended for 9 months and I had no idea until I tried to renew it. They never sent a letter or contacted me. I paid my speeding ticket within the week I got it, but still somehow ended up with a suspended license. Shit happens.

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 2 года назад +7

      I had one that I didn’t realize because I’d paid the ticket but didn’t go back in for the second court date that I didn’t realize I had to go to once the fine was paid off. Tried renewing my license, was told it was suspended and to go to the courthouse to find out why. Guess what they do at the court house if you missed a court date? They put out a warrant and suspend your license resulting in my extremely surprising arrest while just trying to renew a license lol. It was just book and release but still not a fun way to spend a couple hours.

  • @jakobsanchez4265
    @jakobsanchez4265 5 лет назад +150

    I like how the guy said he loves the officer and the officer said “I love ya too” haha that’s a real man. Tough love is the realest love a man can give. 👍👍

  • @Lenny.262
    @Lenny.262 2 года назад +5

    First guy needs to be director of tourism for the city of Long Beach, California: "Welcome to Long Beach, the world's longest beach" LOL!!✊😂

  • @sama1220
    @sama1220 6 месяцев назад +4

    “I volunteered for 12 months of probation for burglary.” That’s crazy 😂😂😂😂

  • @mikewaveytv3139
    @mikewaveytv3139 5 лет назад +139

    6:30 he said he volunteered to be on probation for 12 years😭😭😭 I'm done

    • @2fangs298
      @2fangs298 2 года назад +6

      Ive met someone w eyes like his he is dangerous

  • @eddietucker3334
    @eddietucker3334 2 года назад +44

    0:50 "What's your master plan here?" Best cop question I've ever heard!

    • @codyeble6764
      @codyeble6764 16 дней назад

      Like a true evil genius, he never revealed it

  • @TheRisingStorm316
    @TheRisingStorm316 Год назад +10

    Some of these are downright funny as hell because 80% of the criminals are never the brightest bulbs in the box

  • @prestonwarren2692
    @prestonwarren2692 Год назад +2

    The son and dad was the best🤣

  • @liamshockley1856
    @liamshockley1856 5 лет назад +233

    "One of the top nations in the country"😂

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 2 года назад +98

    “Like father like son.” Even the mom/wife was in a lucid WTF moment. 😂 For a second I thought the wife was getting hemmed up, but dad had the chicken arms. Ones you could smoke like a cigarette.

    • @LiliWhyte
      @LiliWhyte 2 года назад +1

      Haha! I thought the same thing when I saw the white shirt & them bony elbows!

    • @NR-gp2il
      @NR-gp2il Год назад +2

      I could smoke them little arms

    • @AshleyMWilliams89
      @AshleyMWilliams89 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How can a man bring himself to talk sh*t with the arms of a chicken???? I cannot🤣

  • @jonathanbell9349
    @jonathanbell9349 Год назад +9

    That guy is really nice to volunteer for probation lol

  • @basedelk3195
    @basedelk3195 7 месяцев назад

    “I never committed a crime in my life.”
    “You’re on probation.” 😂😂

  • @michjean2297
    @michjean2297 6 лет назад +114

    *You're under arrest for simple assault right now-*
    *I DIDN'T ASSAULT NOBODY!*
    *-and public intoxication.*
    *...I said I lOvE yAaa*
    I like how he doesn't even try to fight the intoxication charge

  • @robinoconnor553
    @robinoconnor553 2 года назад +383

    As opposed to the Karen's that get arrested, most of these folks actually understand that the police can, in fact, arrest you.

    • @brookemcquale5096
      @brookemcquale5096 2 года назад +26

      Well, after a certain amount of times they figure it out.

    • @mandymoore5774
      @mandymoore5774 2 года назад +9

      Oh absolutely! There’s quite literally no point whatsoever in resisting! All ur doing is mentally & physically exhausting yourself. Their SO NOT gonna be like “ok, u got free, ur SO good to go!”

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 2 года назад

      @@brookemcquale5096 lmao

    • @strangevisions5162
      @strangevisions5162 2 года назад +8

      @Robin O'Connor "As opposed to the Karen's that get arrested"
      As opposed to the Sha'nequas, who you're not allowed to arrest

    • @hausmaster9801
      @hausmaster9801 2 года назад +1

      A lot of them don’t even have weapons drawn on them either 🤔

  • @sniffith745
    @sniffith745 Год назад +5

    I feel better about myself after watching these videos

  • @dodgerrichie7274
    @dodgerrichie7274 Год назад +4

    What these poor cops have to go through and see everyday. Just amazing. It might be entertaining for us, I can only imagine how stressful it must be for the police officers.

  • @twofifty5327
    @twofifty5327 5 лет назад +221

    Don't you just hate it when you're just hanging around minding your own business when someone manages to steal your snot rag and put drugs in it!!

  • @TballAllStar
    @TballAllStar 2 года назад +12

    9:16 “let me change my change my clothes and ill tell you everything” 😂😂😂 dude was down badddd

  • @AW-ue2ls
    @AW-ue2ls 2 года назад +4

    He keep saying “grandma Betty” like him and the cop are relatives and that’s both of their grandma…instead of saying my grandma.😹😹

  • @markhoskins7314
    @markhoskins7314 Год назад +5

    AWESOME JOB OFFICERS STAY SAFE

  • @firefighter343
    @firefighter343 2 года назад +160

    “I’ve never broken the law once in my entire life”
    “Your on probation, right?”
    “Yeah”
    “How did you get on probation? You volunteered?”
    🤣

  • @666bishopTPRpro
    @666bishopTPRpro 2 года назад +24

    So that's why I struggled in school. I am just a straight forward guy 🤣

  • @dickhitswater4836
    @dickhitswater4836 2 года назад +2

    The look on that officers face when he starts explaining the situation of the current and ex boyfriends all living together is priceless. “Ttthhiiiisssss guy……”

  • @theoliviaarchives4794
    @theoliviaarchives4794 Год назад +7

    17:36 "Like father, like son." Lol!

  • @robgiavanno6200
    @robgiavanno6200 2 года назад +216

    You have to give law enforcement a round of applause for what they have to deal with. 👏

  • @faithinhumanity3390
    @faithinhumanity3390 6 лет назад +335

    i dont do very good with tests .. why not idk im a straight forward guy haha

    • @Clod15
      @Clod15 5 лет назад +18

      forward*

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 5 лет назад +3

      He shoulda said "do I look like I'm good at taking tests or something??"

    • @gnastyguy7229
      @gnastyguy7229 5 лет назад +3

      Carrie Boyer comedy gold lmao

    • @justinc.3385
      @justinc.3385 5 лет назад +1

      This is my new excuse on why I’m not taking tests in school

    • @softsix
      @softsix 5 лет назад +1

      And then the intro slaps. perfect.

  • @47485ksc
    @47485ksc Год назад +2

    "I was at the longest beach in the world." "Where's that?" "Long Beach." Classic.

  • @MoDeegroes
    @MoDeegroes Год назад +1

    "I'm a pretty straight forward guy"
    First guy had gem after gem

  • @ASecretLynn
    @ASecretLynn 2 года назад +72

    "I ain't never been to jail in my life"
    "But your on probation?"
    "Yup"
    I am DEAD 🤣🤣🤣

    • @evansellars8728
      @evansellars8728 2 года назад +8

      You can catch probo without jail time...

    • @dannythompson1948
      @dannythompson1948 2 года назад +2

      I got 6 months probabtion from a ticket.. In california, you get caught with personal amounts of hard drugs, you get a citation and you'll be on probation.

    • @Cyb3rM1nd
      @Cyb3rM1nd 2 года назад +7

      He didn't say he never been to jail. He said he never committed a crime, yet was on probation.

  • @canoe365
    @canoe365 2 года назад +99

    Oh my goodness, hats off to these police officers. How they keep a straight face in these situations is AMAZING. Thank you officers for your work.

  • @Delilah70
    @Delilah70 6 месяцев назад

    Absolute classic! Arrestee "I've never committed a crime in my life". Sheriff "you're on probation, did you volunteer for it?"

  • @pantarei8382
    @pantarei8382 5 лет назад +208

    The world's longest beach.. Hahahahahahaha. Long beach Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

  • @josephpelofske7724
    @josephpelofske7724 3 года назад +44

    “Why are there tire track marks over here ma’am” “well she was tryin to run from me while I was calling my mom”🤦‍♂️

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 2 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @bryanh257
      @bryanh257 2 года назад +2

      Dude like holy shit wow

    • @fergusdenoon1255
      @fergusdenoon1255 2 года назад +3

      people always be trying to run away when someone's trying to run them over, it's a real world issue.

  • @ScoutSniper3124
    @ScoutSniper3124 2 года назад +16

    What I love about COPS is that it's been on the air (with a brief BLM interruption) since 1989. I imagine more than one child looks at the old reruns and says, "Grandpa [Grandma] is that really YOU being arrested?"

    • @mlawless89
      @mlawless89 2 года назад

      Stop talking when cops ask you questions don't say anything be quiet

    • @a.g.s.1680
      @a.g.s.1680 Год назад

      It's copaganda.. it's purposely shown to make them seem more personable

  • @chandlerdimick1822
    @chandlerdimick1822 Год назад +2

    Me “like father, like son!” Officer on the left “ like father, like son!” Officer in the right “like father, like son!” Laugher so hard i didn’t know they’d say it too 😂🤣🤣

  • @notasb4
    @notasb4 5 лет назад +23

    "I've never commented a crime in my life" volunteered for 12 years probation lol that's a committed volunteer!

  • @criscojesus4378
    @criscojesus4378 2 года назад +207

    The guy with the credit cards that fired at the security guard is a true POS.

    • @bryanh257
      @bryanh257 2 года назад +12

      I was flabbergasted, I'd have shit my pants

    • @criscojesus4378
      @criscojesus4378 2 года назад +7

      @@bryanh257 swear. I farted just thinking about it

    • @fleecejohnson5750
      @fleecejohnson5750 2 года назад

      Man fr.

    • @TheRisingStorm316
      @TheRisingStorm316 Год назад +2

      The security guard should’ve been wearing bulletproof armor underneath his shirt because on the off-chance the bullet did hit him he would’ve still been fine

    • @haroldwilkes598
      @haroldwilkes598 Год назад +5

      Aw, he's just misunderstood...

  • @gregakinson2800
    @gregakinson2800 2 года назад +37

    Lots of respect and sympathy for cops.

    • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
      @JohnSmith-cc3ud Год назад +1

      They chose the job and half of em are corrupt and abuse their power or break the law themselves. But yea sure what u said

    • @hb-ol9oc
      @hb-ol9oc 6 месяцев назад

      @@JohnSmith-cc3ud Sounds like a pretty emotional comment, no facts.

    • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
      @JohnSmith-cc3ud 6 месяцев назад

      @@hb-ol9oc those are definitely facts. Sounds like your emotions were affected by reading them. Are you a corrupt cop?

    • @soda_coirpc8224
      @soda_coirpc8224 Месяц назад

      ​@@JohnSmith-cc3udThe news always shows the bad side of cops, dont watch it if you do, its not good.
      Ive seen a lot of wonderful police vids.
      Like this one because it funni

    • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
      @JohnSmith-cc3ud Месяц назад

      @@soda_coirpc8224 the " news " doesn't always show anything except what they're allowed by biased opinion, and depending on the influence in ones life vs the understanding of reality in general you will gain certain perspectives. The facts are that there are too many corrupt cops and too many cops that don't hold them accountable. Addressing that is far more important than praising someone for doing the very thing they chose to get paid for.

  • @jeanneeber
    @jeanneeber Год назад +1

    The guy "volunteering" for probation is the winner!

  • @frostwitch7234
    @frostwitch7234 5 лет назад +60

    "Oh there we go! Looky there! Oh, by the way, you're under arrest." XD!!!!

    • @enriqueh.1951
      @enriqueh.1951 5 лет назад +1

      That is the fakest ass quote I’ve ever heard from an officer

    • @frostwitch7234
      @frostwitch7234 5 лет назад +1

      Compared to what? Are you an officer who's been on the job? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. It was a quote from a police officer. But then again, what could we expect from just another loser who wishes he was Japanese.. "Hiroshi san"... LMFAO..

    • @blakeeckert5810
      @blakeeckert5810 5 лет назад +1

      what can we expect from an overdramatic keyboard cowboy like yourself.... "whisper darkling" lmfao sounds like something a teenager worships and cuts his little wrists to

    • @maggiep9007
      @maggiep9007 5 лет назад

      People don't act natural on camera.
      Plus they were feeling proud of themselves dragging this crazed salesman out of his home.

  • @jamiesachtleben2946
    @jamiesachtleben2946 2 года назад +54

    I feel so bad for Patrick's wife in all this. Her son goes to jail for a suspended license, and then her husband has no self control and goes to jail in the same night.

    • @baileysundstrom4167
      @baileysundstrom4167 2 года назад +1

      Yep it’s a sad world we live in

    • @buildr3303
      @buildr3303 2 года назад +4

      Best night's sleep she's had in a long time

    • @Kbtoy789
      @Kbtoy789 2 года назад +4

      Pretty sure that kid had more than just a suspended license.

    • @Mpetey123
      @Mpetey123 Год назад

      No self control? What did he do? In the video he was heading away from the officer, then a cut, then the father is getting cuffed. What did he do?

    • @jamiesachtleben2946
      @jamiesachtleben2946 Год назад

      @@Mpetey123 I wasn't saying anything about how justified his arrest was. However, I think it's fair to suggest his animated and boisterous attitude played a role in the officer deciding to arrest him, if that makes any sense.
      Personally I'd make a case that the officer arrested him in order to stop him from doing something he'd regret, as well as to be with his son. My reasoning is all the guy did was be belligerent to an extent. I also don't think that this is the worst person this officer has ever had to deal with before. So other than the cop being a crook on a power trip which is just a stereotype, I don't see why he would have arrested him. But again, that's not really the statement I was trying to make lol, she's sleeping alone that night with a husband and son in jail, that's got to be a gut-wrenching feeling...

  • @jasondailey9459
    @jasondailey9459 2 года назад +3

    “Stop Patrick I don’t need you going to jail too” they always wanna behave when they’re already in cuffs 😂

  • @unfairkibbles3226
    @unfairkibbles3226 Год назад +5

    I could never be an officer. I'd have to turn around to laugh constantly

  • @Gunner6000WarZ
    @Gunner6000WarZ 5 лет назад +113

    I can't find atomic dove in the app store. It's a sad day indeed.

    • @nailinpalin1477
      @nailinpalin1477 5 лет назад +2

      I also looked

    • @ZawLynnHtut
      @ZawLynnHtut 5 лет назад +13

      Its atomic dope bruh. I am now top of the leader board since he quit.

    • @Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654
      @Texasmilitarydepartmentvid9654 4 года назад +5

      I was trying to find 4 Calling Birds, 3 French Hens , 2 Turtle Doves & a Partridge in a Pair Tree.

    • @cjfwildcat
      @cjfwildcat 2 года назад

      It’s atomic dog, lol. I looked too.

  • @triumphant39
    @triumphant39 5 лет назад +60

    The atomic dove arrest, classic.

  • @turtleinashirt
    @turtleinashirt 6 месяцев назад +2

    “He’s jealous because I’m on of the top nations in the country.”
    Now I know what I’m saying at the bar on Saturday

  • @frenchabortion
    @frenchabortion Год назад

    These were legit ALL bangers. Nothing but hits

  • @beansncornbread4510
    @beansncornbread4510 5 лет назад +32

    She threw a tree at me!! Lmao!!

  • @itsjustmechill.5292
    @itsjustmechill.5292 2 года назад +63

    "Was he assaulted?"
    No, he did all that to himself trying to fight everybody. 😄😄😄
    How do you beat your own ass bloody trying to fight people and never even getting hit.

    • @aguyontheinternet9095
      @aguyontheinternet9095 2 года назад +6

      Being so drunk that they think they're fighting someone along with the painkilling effects of alcohol.
      Double whammy of impaired decision making and impaired recognition of consequences.

    • @IAmPez
      @IAmPez 2 года назад +15

      Did you miss the part where he gave you a demonstration of exactly that? Right where he attempted to tackle someone and faceplanted himself in the process? That's how.

    • @itsjustmechill.5292
      @itsjustmechill.5292 2 года назад +2

      It was a rhetorical question. Yes I saw the video and understand how being drunk will put you on your ass over and over. Jesus christ people

    • @BamBabyBrenda
      @BamBabyBrenda 2 года назад +2

      This immediately made me remember the guy that tried to round house kick no one

  • @Caroline.01
    @Caroline.01 Год назад +1

    "Down at the worlds longest beach this mornin"
    "Where's that at?"
    "Long Beach"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @SirrCommander
    @SirrCommander Год назад

    “ so maybe yourll volunteer to go to jail “ lmao that episodes a classic . Along with Coco the clown and the “don’t call me papi” episodes

  • @davidbanta9766
    @davidbanta9766 5 лет назад +161

    "Looks like a stolen gun" wtf does a stolen gun look like?

    • @caseymusser6201
      @caseymusser6201 5 лет назад +45

      Looks like a gun that runs stolen

    • @ketogorl
      @ketogorl 5 лет назад +55

      Stolen guns have their serial numbers filed off so it cannot be traced or identified.

    • @maggiep9007
      @maggiep9007 5 лет назад +4

      V. Rufus If it's stolen why would you care about the gun being traced?
      Serial numbers are destroyed to prevent identification of the OWNER, not the gun.
      Maybe to prevent linking fingerprints in a burglary to a gun with no prints(which can prove control of a gun without prints on it)?

    • @maggiep9007
      @maggiep9007 5 лет назад +13

      A mutilated gun is a felony on top of possessing a stolen gun.
      But I guess you gotta be an idiot to carry a stolen weapon to begin with.

    • @silverluvr102
      @silverluvr102 5 лет назад +6

      Scratched off serial number

  • @Terminal-Man
    @Terminal-Man 2 года назад +47

    It’s interesting how childish some of them act when they’re told they’re in trouble. “Huh?”

  • @skahler
    @skahler Год назад +3

    Lol kudos to that dad at the end, he's the real hero
    Not gonna let his son go to jail by himself

  • @mr.hedgehog420
    @mr.hedgehog420 Год назад +2

    "There's a game on his phone"
    "is it a phone game"
    good question officer

  • @mariogutierrez2965
    @mariogutierrez2965 2 года назад +124

    the father and son one is sad honestly. who knows how many generations of abuse, anger, and disobedience will continue because of they're behavior :/

    • @oldmanfromoc7684
      @oldmanfromoc7684 2 года назад +9

      We gotta stop the cycle!

    • @ravenous9577
      @ravenous9577 2 года назад +5

      It's possible it's not purely experience. I am sure it has a lot to do with it but it could be a genetic predeposition as well. How would you solve that? How much are people really liable for? Everyone is supposed to maintain composure and act rationally but it's possible it is more difficult for some compared to others. Does that mean they just need a special way of being raised or medicine to try and compensate for that? If that will even work? Which there is no certainty. I suppose the world is not fair. Everyone held at the same standards yet are built to be different. It hurts to imagine that some may just be genetically structured to not fit in with society's standards and will suffer for it their entire lives. I suppose you don't have control over how you are raised either though.

    • @peighnesshonourchign9164
      @peighnesshonourchign9164 2 года назад +5

      *their

    • @iwantthe80sback59
      @iwantthe80sback59 2 года назад

      Got my car broken into New Years Eve 2006. Parked 4 feet from my front porch. Was a father teaching his 14 year old son how to do it. Makes ya wonder.

    • @AshleyMWilliams89
      @AshleyMWilliams89 Год назад

      I couldn't agree more💯

  • @darthdennis6681
    @darthdennis6681 2 года назад +21

    Homie got the wind knocked out of him!! That was a fine judo flip by the cop,I must say..

  • @Casey_Becker
    @Casey_Becker 8 месяцев назад

    "She threw a tree at me" gotta love it

  • @Gs-kl6rd
    @Gs-kl6rd Год назад

    That volunteering part 😂

  • @downfromthereeefters
    @downfromthereeefters 5 лет назад +36

    8:02 “I don’t speak English very good” 😍 adorable