Miko can't stop shooting between the legs... (ft. Suisei)【Hololive】

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @Absolute__Zero
    @Absolute__Zero Год назад +758

    People like to call Pekora a war criminal but Miko is an absolute menace to humanity’s collective nether region 😂

    • @jorgeestebanjaramilloperez2376
      @jorgeestebanjaramilloperez2376 Год назад +28

      Not only Miko, Suisei too

    • @zetsubowidz2287
      @zetsubowidz2287 Год назад +31

      Uh.... *Looking at pekora at gta 5 that dump entire magazine at someone junk for trying to rob her,
      And at mgs while pekora shoot tranquil dart at some poor soldier junk before dragging that victim up a leader so the needle drill deeper

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 Год назад

      @@zetsubowidz2287 meh overrated

    • @zetsubowidz2287
      @zetsubowidz2287 Год назад

      @@lolcall5295 so?

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 Год назад

      @@zetsubowidz2287 so good is very good

  • @bryant.3109
    @bryant.3109 Год назад +629

    Normal FPS player: Body Shot
    Pro FPS player: Head Shot
    Elite FPS player: Crotch shot

  • @shaoronmd
    @shaoronmd Год назад +633

    Risu: Non-stop Nut November
    Miko: No Nuts Forever

    • @hvt8876
      @hvt8876 Год назад +26

      Lmao 😂

    • @Klier2003
      @Klier2003 Год назад +15

      Bruh I gotta protect my nuts XD

    • @marceloacosta1742
      @marceloacosta1742 Год назад +4

      @@Klier2003 Risu:I will protect you bro😇🌰

    • @Allen-R
      @Allen-R Год назад

      @@marceloacosta1742 Her NNNs were to help her protect the nuts from Miko in advance.. woah

    • @wolfman210
      @wolfman210 8 месяцев назад

      No Nut Neverever

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 Год назад +377

    Wow, I didn't realize Miko could rival Botan as the headshot queen! 😏

  • @SoraRaida
    @SoraRaida Год назад +108

    From now onwards, I'll be watching Miko's aim cuz didn't know this is a thing lmaooo

  • @LosDog
    @LosDog Год назад +187

    If I ever get a chance to meet her at a handshaking event, I'll be sure to wear a cup.

    • @melisaartemis
      @melisaartemis Год назад +2

      ... against Miko armed with Lava bucket...? you sure that cup is enough...?

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Год назад

      Make sure you bring an attached fire hose too.

  • @Fightikus
    @Fightikus Год назад +79

    3:22 I just realized that I haven't heard this laugh from Miko for a long time.

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 Год назад +147

    So many hysterical sound effects to accentuate this amazing montage of Miko's nut slaying! This one's going on the favorites for sure

    • @VTuberZaibatsu
      @VTuberZaibatsu  Год назад +13

      Glad you enjoyed it!

    • @ShadiC636
      @ShadiC636 Год назад +9

      *_“Headshots - nothing. Nutshots - hell yeah! Game developers, take a note from this game!”_*_ - Pyrocynical_

  • @entwoo2221
    @entwoo2221 Год назад +39

    Nah she's just making sure that if the guy survives that there will be no lineage to take revenge.

  • @croatomicat8168
    @croatomicat8168 Год назад +117

    She got auto aim ability right there😂😂😂😂

    • @lazycatz112
      @lazycatz112 Год назад +5

      For shooting gun? Right?? Shooting gun? Right??
      🤨🤨📸

    • @shape..
      @shape.. Год назад +1

      ​@@lazycatz112 yes💀

  • @Orome96
    @Orome96 Год назад +71

    4:12 what a ballsy pun.

    • @VTuberZaibatsu
      @VTuberZaibatsu  Год назад +13

      Lmao I didnt even notice that

    • @SHSL_Debbie
      @SHSL_Debbie Год назад +2

      coincidence(heh) or not, that's genius

    • @GremlinSciences
      @GremlinSciences Год назад +1

      She said the same pun a few times actually, there was one at 3:30 too

  • @bitfrosteseigeheim5605
    @bitfrosteseigeheim5605 Год назад +39

    Perfect Aim Miko always aiming for the Headshot; The Another Headshot

  • @DinnerForkTongue
    @DinnerForkTongue Год назад +61

    Friendly reminder that due to the locomotion impairment from broken bones and ruptured tendons, extreme pain from the many nerves running through, and quick blood loss from the huge vessels feeding the legs, the pelvis is a perfectly valid target.
    Miko is being tactical with her targets' neutralizations, that's all. 😅

    • @compaktdanger4734
      @compaktdanger4734 Год назад +12

      I think you meant to say targets' neutarizations

    • @wolfman210
      @wolfman210 Год назад +5

      "Honor is for duels not war" ~ Miko probably.

    • @k96man
      @k96man Год назад +2

      It's also effectively center Mass

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад +1

      ​@@compaktdanger4734
      You can't spell 'neutralize' without the same letters as 'neuter', after all.

  • @tungle1991
    @tungle1991 Год назад +45

    Such elite maiden , attacking straight to men ‘s weakness

    • @wolfman210
      @wolfman210 Год назад +3

      Women's too.

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar Год назад

      ​@@wolfman210
      Woman weakness is a little higher

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад

      ​@@orctrihar
      That's a no, cap'n.

  • @WayneLLC
    @WayneLLC Год назад +126

    Miko is like John Wick, but instead of securing a kill via head shot, she always goes back for the crotch kill - killing wasn't enough, she wanna ensure who she downed don't ever have offsprings too 😂

    • @DalekCraft
      @DalekCraft Год назад +3

      @Ur Nemesis “So no head?”

    • @trandaiphuc5342
      @trandaiphuc5342 Год назад

      It is a headshot every time tho.
      Just the wrong head.

  • @apple_pines
    @apple_pines Год назад +30

    I had never flinched this much in the span of a 5-minute clip until now. Sasuga elite aim

  • @quanbmvnman1742
    @quanbmvnman1742 Год назад +38

    Imagine Mikochi playing Sniper Elite 4 :))))))

    • @venomark7883
      @venomark7883 Год назад +12

      Bruh stop giving her too much power💀🤣

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar Год назад +1

      I mean it's a hard target but definetly effective, I tryed one Time but as a man it hurted too much.

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander Год назад +13

    I love how she has trouble NOT aiming for the the crotch.
    You can almost feel the temptation while she is aiming.

  • @vvaleddy
    @vvaleddy Год назад +75

    She has detailed files of human anatomy, thus making her a more ELITE killer.
    Thanks a lot for the compilation!

  • @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf
    @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf 2 месяца назад +1

    Miko: “I wouldn’t do something so cowardly”
    Also Miko: *precisely .4 seconds later.

  • @Kronius360
    @Kronius360 Год назад +19

    Ah yes the elite herself always suprises, especially with how precise her aim specifically ON THAT SPOT 😩

  • @edgarlozada3858
    @edgarlozada3858 Год назад +24

    Basically Miko is Robocop.

    • @ThatchNetherfold
      @ThatchNetherfold Год назад

      "But instead of dying for our sins, this Jesus shoots r*pists in the d*ck." - Honest Trailers: Robocop

  • @si-bang-sat
    @si-bang-sat Год назад +10

    CBT Miko isn't real. She can't hurt you.
    CBT Miko:

  • @whitegoat1089
    @whitegoat1089 Год назад +3

    The only one who can destroy Pekora's Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon

  • @cow_tools_
    @cow_tools_ Год назад +8

    Oh God, she's just like Butters.

  • @kraizerxthesimp46
    @kraizerxthesimp46 Год назад +14

    i never get tired with her baby squels

  • @apple_pines
    @apple_pines Год назад +70

    2:15 she knocked it down with two headshots and finished it off with a different kind of headshot
    4:12 "Tama Tama desuyo"
    Tama dakara~ 🤣

    • @sparkycf2749
      @sparkycf2749 Год назад +4

      i heard "tama tama" and thought the same thing lmao

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 Год назад +1

      "Your _tama tama_ got _shinda."_
      -Elite Miko

  • @deadtako
    @deadtako Год назад +9

    she could be the type that tries to slap someone in the face but still manages to hit the crotch

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic Год назад +7

    TFS Vegeta: "Why the dick? Why always on the dick?"

  • @purebaldness
    @purebaldness Год назад +9

    When VTuber Zaibatsu uploads, vtuber fans should take notice.

  • @cowfishblobfish
    @cowfishblobfish Год назад +31

    miko could have the ability to be the best FPS player if crotches were the same as heads

  • @novikovPrinciple
    @novikovPrinciple Год назад +10

    She always aims center-mass.
    Respect.

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o Год назад +2

      I mean, her enemies must have massive balls to stand against the ELITE, so you're not wrong

    • @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf
      @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf 2 месяца назад

      That’s where all the important giblets are, so yeah. Leave those fancy headshots to the Snipers (Botan).

  • @Ichinaru31
    @Ichinaru31 Год назад +3

    Miko is just making extra sure that those villains never breed *ever* again.

  • @Nichaelas
    @Nichaelas Год назад +4

    Miko's got that Butters aim

  • @salteecoffee1347
    @salteecoffee1347 Год назад +2

    A different kind of headshot, deals additional emotion damage

  • @dickymaulanaaini2972
    @dickymaulanaaini2972 Год назад +2

    she did that on purpose,i swear to god.And for some wierd reason i can feel the pain in the same spot😵😵😵

  • @TheRealVordox
    @TheRealVordox Год назад +2

    Sakura Miko's Vtubing moment caught.
    Thank you for going so far back and finding the hilarious events. XD

  • @merox2266
    @merox2266 Год назад +6

    Now we know how to defend our selfs against miko

  • @juanpedraw4245
    @juanpedraw4245 Год назад +3

    Miko never misses because she never takes her eyes off the balls.

  • @maximilian3544
    @maximilian3544 Год назад +2

    Very elite to aim for center mass rather than the head.

  • @dsenvy
    @dsenvy Год назад +2

    Miko : "Tama-tama"
    its plural, she knows what shes doing

  • @Will-kyun
    @Will-kyun Год назад +10

    I've seen a fair share of aimbots, but not one like Miko's 😂

  • @ricardorunos9782
    @ricardorunos9782 Год назад +1

    2:37 The Tony Hawk special trick sounds killed me!

  • @HanibiSW
    @HanibiSW Год назад +2

    Miko wouldve been op in Combat Arms with the nutshot mechanic

  • @ANDREW.24
    @ANDREW.24 Год назад +4

    If she ever gets married you have to feel bad for the husband

  • @claudio_1573
    @claudio_1573 Год назад +1

    miComet scares me... Sui-chan is a psychopath and Mikochi always shoot between legs. Really a deadly duo

  • @wachi4353
    @wachi4353 Год назад +2

    I want more people to see this clip

  • @Zanian19
    @Zanian19 Год назад +1

    She's like Butters.

  • @raven-seven3786
    @raven-seven3786 Год назад +1

    This actually got me laughing so hard that I’m in pain.. and these comments too are great

  • @firstlawnmower
    @firstlawnmower Год назад +2

    Good to have you back, brother. Thanks for the high quality videos.

  • @hijackdallas6052
    @hijackdallas6052 Год назад +1

    Miko does shot into center mass of the whole body, which is located down there.
    But she doesn´t know, that center mass is actually ment center thorax.

  • @masterpeace5712
    @masterpeace5712 Год назад +2

    Well I guess you can call that "Head Shot" too XD
    Sasuga Elite Baby

  • @AragonBattleBorn
    @AragonBattleBorn Год назад +4

    Botan-chan 100% accurate Headshots.
    Miko-chi 100% accurate Crotchshots...
    LOL. ^_^

  • @mistakench7312
    @mistakench7312 Год назад +1

    Miko the Elite Nutcracker.

  • @Lazy034
    @Lazy034 Год назад +2

    She always goes for the critical hit

  • @crazys89
    @crazys89 Год назад +1

    nah. i just went to drink, looked up as the needle is adjusting into the correct position and almost spit my water out! lmao

  • @Rodoadrenalina
    @Rodoadrenalina Год назад +3

    Reminds me of Butters on that episode xd

  • @toadoda
    @toadoda Год назад +1

    Miko took "Aiming for center mass" too seriously.

  • @Zettai_S
    @Zettai_S Год назад +1

    I laughed really hard at this 😂 I enjoyed these clips very much thank you 🙏

  • @simonbelmont1986
    @simonbelmont1986 Год назад +1

    😬 she's gonna be alone. No way a man would let her near him after knowing this

  • @HoloFix
    @HoloFix Год назад +2

    This is definitely going in my FunnyHoloMoments playlist XD

  • @Lordmaster316
    @Lordmaster316 Год назад +1

    a headshot will kill people instantly
    but ballshot will be a hell of pain before dying

  • @kjracz15
    @kjracz15 Год назад +3

    Her aim is bad yet she always hits the crotch. Elite logic right there. XD

  • @saturos81
    @saturos81 Год назад +1

    she has my respect, playing 7 Days to Die alone, damn

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Год назад +1

    Crotch shots > Headshots
    She's preventing Risu from getting stronger, Matsuri helps us all xD

  • @syyndev2161
    @syyndev2161 Год назад +1

    look at all those elite headshots XD

  • @prd6617
    @prd6617 Год назад +2

    on second though, for fps games with recoil mechanic its easier to aim at the crotch since the gun will always steer the aim upward anyway

  • @Th3_FoxRacoonCat
    @Th3_FoxRacoonCat Год назад +1

    This should be her skill in Idol Showdown, "Crotch Aim"

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 Год назад +1

    My nether region just shrunk deeper than it should've at these war crimes against humanity's crotch.

  • @unmemorablehero
    @unmemorablehero Год назад

    I’ve watched this like 20 times, and I still cry laugh every time 😂

  • @rexblanco2204
    @rexblanco2204 Год назад +1

    Takes the term "hit 'em where it hurts" to whole new level

  • @AutoBahn13903
    @AutoBahn13903 Год назад

    Sniper Elite Player be like:
    "Don't ask me, I Know where I should Aiming"
    *TES*icle shot*

  • @Someguyhere111
    @Someguyhere111 Год назад +1

    Genitals: *exist*
    Miko: "So anyway I started blasting."

  • @higon99
    @higon99 Год назад +2

    I apploud a person who watched hundreds hours of footages just to extract Miko's crotch attacks...

  • @UnnamedFate
    @UnnamedFate Год назад +1

    miko is aiming for lethal damage, in fact i would rather get shot in the head than get get shot there

  • @eddster1987
    @eddster1987 Год назад +5

    Miko FPS buff: Homing shot directly to the no-nos every time.

  • @chinhthehugger9284
    @chinhthehugger9284 Год назад +1

    not even the gundams are safe

  • @ooasessinoo
    @ooasessinoo Год назад +1

    I just know one thing, fear nurse miko

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 Год назад +2

    This is why I'm completely fine never meeting miko irl.

  • @coocoonooo
    @coocoonooo Год назад +1

    Miko into cbt lmao

  • @imagoodieboy7790
    @imagoodieboy7790 Год назад

    If you can't hit their head then hit their another head instead.
    -Elite Miko

  • @Dang3rMouSe
    @Dang3rMouSe Год назад +1

    😵Dear God...
    Miko truly is a 1 of a kind lol

  • @venmong8718
    @venmong8718 Год назад +2

    So, miko have passive skill "crotch auto aim" Lol 😂😂😂

  • @farid-frederick
    @farid-frederick Год назад +1

    If FPS game making crotch shot more lethal than headshot. Miko would be a goddess

  • @soulezwan266
    @soulezwan266 Год назад +3

    It's just that my aim is so bad, it's good
    Sakura Miko, the crotch destroyer

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад +1

      I wouldn't call aim this consistent "bad" 😂

  • @UniversOfPhoenix7
    @UniversOfPhoenix7 Год назад

    Everyone of us was screaming at each shot, I can feel the pain just by remembering all of thoses moment XD

  • @akathesk
    @akathesk Год назад

    Finally! I thought I was the only one who did this! The way shooters almost fettishise headshots always bugged me...
    "you missed your target!"
    "did I thou?"

  • @jetstrike28
    @jetstrike28 Год назад +1

    Nutshot count: WAR CRIME

  • @orctrihar
    @orctrihar Год назад

    Well there is a big nerve passage and a big vein here so it's a good target

  • @Elit3Blaze
    @Elit3Blaze Год назад +1

    ayo a fellow osrs player that understands the 73 reference?

  • @FHBStudio
    @FHBStudio Год назад

    The Yakuza is following her career with great interest.

  • @Akiorinn
    @Akiorinn Год назад +1

    she's yabe and naughty.

  • @VidiaReePhoenix
    @VidiaReePhoenix Год назад +2

    It's actually impressive how consistently she hits crotch shots. XD

  • @zelzolina7342
    @zelzolina7342 Год назад +1

    Ouch... Why I am feeling it :(

  • @johnnycenate91
    @johnnycenate91 Год назад +1

    I'm fairly certain Miko is popular in the CBT community...
    Thank god I ain't one of those people. I still wanna have kids.

  • @mdkanaki3886
    @mdkanaki3886 Год назад +1

    She should have played sniper elite 3 for this purpose

  • @bco1981
    @bco1981 Год назад

    Elite head shot... gets the head even if they crouch.

  • @fissionist2158
    @fissionist2158 11 месяцев назад

    I would say to think of the children, *but there will be no children*

  • @muiwanderer8798
    @muiwanderer8798 Год назад

    Man. If this is Metal Gear Solid 3, those guys will haunt her.

  • @xXFoiXx
    @xXFoiXx Год назад +1

    Elite Marksmanship