I like how he adds sharpest like there is this huge category of milk knives. I can’t believe the effort he put into making the handle. A true artisan. The plot twist is he comes from a family of traditional knife makers and this is how he rebels.
Everything this person uses has a purpose no matter how weird you think it is. I thought they were just messing with the cow and the rubber and clay but nope. Then the vibrator comes and and I’m like “oh we got them now” but nope, it was used to remove the bubbles. This channel is like science mixed with ASMR mixed with comedy mixed with weird shit and I love it. So therapeutic. TL;DR - I enjoy this channel a lot.
Not only is this man versed in the ways of science, chemistry, craftsmanship, theatre, whatever else I can't even understand, but he's ALSO very talented with chopping stuff. Look at that cucumber eel go!
"Make me a knife." "Do you have any steel?" "No, just some milk, acetic acid, ethanol, a novelty cow, a vacuum chamber, a hitachi wand, and other things laying around the house." "That'll work."
It’s actually a massage tool and they’re very common in some places but yeah, it looks pretty much like a vibrator and functions very similarly so.... *you bet there are going to be people who use it as a pg-looking vibrator anyway*
Wouldn't tha be some kinda incest because the one cow was made from the other cow? Would that be self love? Would this mean the cows are lesbians? Am I overthinking this?
They try out different methods that result in materials with different hardness and make the knife out of the one with the highest hardness. That's where the "sharpest" comes from.
I get halfway into these videos and completely forget the main objective because of how off topic it feels. It's like when a bunch of unconnected stories have a finale where they connect.
This is the second video Ive watched from this channel, and they both left me confused and unsatisfied in the most hilarious way possible. I think this guy is just batshit insane lol.
@@victortaudinchabot351 If you open another tab and look for 'creepy music' in youtube and you play it in the background while wathing his videos is ever scarier. Try it!
I love the way the titles are always "sharpest (material) knife in the world" like someone else is gonna show up challenging him with their vicious collection of milk weaponry.
I know a person who both has the skills to make something like this knife and the sheer insanity to do this, so a challenger appearing is very possible
His sense of humor is very... Japanese. I've been living here for a while so I kind of understand it, but it still feels a bit "off" to me. A lot of people would not understand it at all.
Fun fact! Vikings used to use the bones of dead animals to try and enchant the weapon with it's soul, but ending up making a historic steel type metal that was strong because of the carbon!
I watched an entire video of how to make a knife out of milk and still I thought the strangest thing was the cucumber-water-snake at the end. Edit: wow - never got that many likes ever before! Thanks :D
The cucumber snake was amazing...I figured the knife would be sharp, but did not think it would be durable enough for that. (I mean...it's made of milk, sorta)
Fuck y’all with your ASMR bullshit. Take it somewhere else this is the dude that I learned from on sharpening knives and you people go and turn it into an ASMR channel. Fuck you
@@hopelessnerd7810 I don't cry. Instead...joy overflows my collective concious and makes me have a constant rush of endorphins...I mean the thought of LITERAL MILK BEING TURNED INTO A DAMN KNIFE...yeah no, that shits just amazing- NEIGH, tis lovely. Joyous! Poetic!! Real talk though, on Earth there are some kick-ass people.
Seeing a Japanese man comforting a ceramic cow as he suffocated it with hot glue, then using a vibrator to make bubbles in a silicon mold rise to the top was... interesting.
I can't believe I just reached this epiphany; this channel is the exact polar opposite of HowToBasic. It has the same energy but it's counter to everything. where HowToBasic represents chaos, kiwami japan represents order. I'm not sure I'm explaining myself clearly but there's something to it.
Wow this kinda reminds me of what alan whats said about the nature of energy ..how the us explored destruction and the east explored creation and healing 😳
@@LuciferHellwathcer I wouldn't say lawful. Definitely chaotic in its own way, but it's a chaos that leads to a productive result. Howtobasic's chaos is overtly destructive
*Milk Knife* Rank: _Unique_ Damage: 240 Info: A knife made by legendary blacksmith from milk combine with alcohol. The high concentration of alcohol will make you lose some of your agility but your strength will increase. The longer you hold it, more strengrh will accumulate but agility will decrease. Str +20 (+5 per minute) Agility -10 (-5 per minute) 70% Chance to completely avoid damage 300% Damage increase when attacking skeleton monster
Honestly it's been fantastic watching him grow and develop the medium, to the point of building entire narratives into silent videos. He's so good at what he does
Angel_Boy 177 watch some of their other videos. They have some really interesting knife vids. They make a pasta knife. And one made of cloth. And a bunch of others.
This feels like relaxingend and howtobasic combined to make this person, it’s got that wtf is going on of howtobasic but the somewhat relaxing part of relaxingend
You’re right, but cheese is curdled by an enzyme called rennet. Although, vinegar or acetic acid will extract a protein from milk, called Casein. Not sure what other protein is, extracted by the ethanol, though. I’m a science nerd. lol
911 whats your emergency THERE IS SOMEONE WITH A KNIFE SYABBING PEOPLE Okay what does the man look like HE HAS A MILK KNIFE ... A WHAT? A MILK KNIFE Im talking about the man Idk HES WEARING A MASK AND WITH A MILK KNIFE Susan DONT GET FOCUSED ON THE KNIFE FOCUS ON THE MAN ..alright what street are you on Milkdale street Alright HE IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME WITH A MILK KNIFE IN MILKDALE STREET ON HOUSE NUMBER 123 Alright were on our way
世界一アルコール度数が高いウォッカ（スピリタス）はそのまま飲んでは危険です。。
喉が焼けて瀕死になりました
スピリタスを直で飲むなんて、さすが不審者！
何してんだw
4:13耳が逝った
ぐらんぶるじゃないですかw
極みさん飲んだことあるんですか？！
The ultimate way to defend against lactose intolerant people
this is gold
XD
I turned into cheese water after seeing this comment
B-...but I'm lactose intolerant😢
Nah they gonna drink/eat milk any way
I got really scared that he was actually gonna destroy one of his precious cows in order to make a knife handle from it... I'm really glad I was wrong
ADemon Slayer - WHEW !
ADemon Slayer nah bro he was just caressing his hole
I thought i was the only one! Like NOT his favorite, nifty, little cow
Yes but it suffocated
It got choked in a vacuum chamber upside down while in glue with a vibrator under the chamber. I think it was worse than dying.
I want someone to love me as much as this guy loves his ceramic cow.
🤣🤣🤣🐮
Jajajajaja me too
RIGHT???
who said it was a guy
Lilee Owens idk bout you but to me it looks like the person in the icon is a dude
I like how he adds sharpest like there is this huge category of milk knives. I can’t believe the effort he put into making the handle. A true artisan. The plot twist is he comes from a family of traditional knife makers and this is how he rebels.
I'm not sure how knife ever can be non-traditional
@@DraganKKWCZby being made of milk
Every time he brings out a new item I’m like “okay THIS is just for comedy” and it’s NEVER FOR COMEDY. ITS ALWAYS A FUNCTIONING PART OF THE PROCESS.
何語
ビル 英語だよ〜
@intrnl it helped with the bubbles???
@@SylverScourge it helped with the content
so the opposite how to basic
there's definitely a lot of things going on
Mr Cyranek stop commenting on every video I watch
WHAT ARE *YOU* DOING HERE
can you meme that
何この人
Says Cyranek of all people
This is what happens when you give a chaotic neutral a chemistry degree
That’s a chaotic evil in the making
Ah a good D&D pun
@@rhiannonthompson5408 How is that a pun?
@@Leo.23232 i was watching Sanders sides before this. Puns ingrained in my mind. YEET!
Rachita Srivastava this is what happens if you give a chaotic neutral anything
"What are you cooking?"
"Milk"
"What? And why are you using alcohol?"
"My goals are beyond your understanding"
You missed a pun opportunity. "My goats are beyond your understanding."
i lost my sanity when the cucumber started wriggling in the water
Budur Rashrash LOL I was waiting for that moment and was like meh couldn’t be that bad. And alone in my apartment I GASPED.
this comment is funny when you’re only 4 minutes to this seemingly normal video
I can tell by ur profile picture
what cucumber?? ive watched the whole video and i cant find it i dont know this is probably a joke i guess
@@wheresmymelody9093 21:06 lol did u rly watch the whole thing
This man has the most confusing and impressive set of skills
Oogie Boogie “what makes you think you’d be fit for this job”
“I can make knives out of milk”
“HIRED”
Fuck you all I'm ruining the perfect 111 number
Agreed
I have a specific set of skills -
Daisy Edmunds and make a water snake out of cucumber
Everything this person uses has a purpose no matter how weird you think it is. I thought they were just messing with the cow and the rubber and clay but nope. Then the vibrator comes and and I’m like “oh we got them now” but nope, it was used to remove the bubbles. This channel is like science mixed with ASMR mixed with comedy mixed with weird shit and I love it. So therapeutic.
TL;DR - I enjoy this channel a lot.
Elliott aka Japan
Not sure if the vibrator is for shits and giggles cause its really the most common and largest object that vibrates you can find.
Except for the cucumber...
theres a method to the madness
Only Japanese people can save this platform
So glad the cow jug survived 😭 when he started caressing her all sinister like that I thought it was over for her
I know! It's so cute!
Cow cum jar
@@svenskkatt2890 there is no hope for you
My mom has one of those
literally more than half of this video is devoted to the _sensual_ creation of the cow handle
It reminds me of ASMR for some reason
As it should
Of course. What else is it supposed to be???
Moo
its the holy cow handle
このチャンネルの動画毎回
結構長いし
やってることは理解できないけど
気づけば最後まで見てる自分がいる
確かに
YES 👌
I love you, strange knifeman. Please never change.
So I found you on RUclips, lol
love your comment XD
What airport security thinks that you'll do with a milk jug
That’s why they don’t allow liquids
when youtube starts recommending me videos like these i know it’s time to sleep
chloe whitton love your profile pic
Kim Seokjin back off perv
Same, it‘s 2 am here
Kim Seokjin HSJCNXND thanks stan loona
YES 👌
Imagine being killed by a knife made of milk
You are everywhere
This is your only comment as of now that doesn't have freaking 637381976278831754827 likes
haha only 20 likes fuck you now
Edit: oh shit someone said this has 1,1k likes now i guess i was early
And then drink it
I'd eat it before they would stab me.
I think this is How To Basic in an alternate universe where he's good at making things
He is only good at knifes
This what I thought about too lol
YES 👌
Omg thats exactly what I thought also!
THATS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LAMAOAOAOA
Not only is this man versed in the ways of science, chemistry, craftsmanship, theatre, whatever else I can't even understand, but he's ALSO very talented with chopping stuff. Look at that cucumber eel go!
"Make me a knife."
"Do you have any steel?"
"No, just some milk, acetic acid, ethanol, a novelty cow, a vacuum chamber, a hitachi wand, and other things laying around the house."
"That'll work."
don't forget about vibrator for removing bubbles!
@@losdrew I bought mine for that reason :^DDD
@@losdrew the hitachi wand is the vibrator
And a knife.
I want someone to love me as much as he loves that ceramic cow pitcher...
for real
stop reposting
besides, worshiping of false calfs is bad mkay
Ikr it's so adorable
😂
This is a very strange ASMR you got going here
You have commented in the last 3 videos i watch
like wtf dude
from lostpause
4:12
Wtf here are u again
I was thinking the same thing
I feel like the longer I watch this video the more I’m being pulled into another dimension
The dimension on knifes
Where all things are knifes made from all possible materials
I want to know what his relationship with that cow is, It did not seem platonic to me.
mooooootual respect
@@shinget Did you just
@@shinget .....really...? 😒
@@shinget well done.
@@shinget fucking legend.
ah, a vibrator. an important component to knife making.
Well, yeah.
I was just about to say is anybody gonna bring up the vibrator
It’s actually a massage tool and they’re very common in some places but yeah, it looks pretty much like a vibrator and functions very similarly so.... *you bet there are going to be people who use it as a pg-looking vibrator anyway*
Yes
For a second i thought that how to basic was involved.
This is one of the very few channels that puts out 20+ min videos that I watch from start to finish.
Effectivement
Catherine Bryant yoo i didnt even notice it being 20min..
weird but gorgeous lady
Nobody cares :v
So are you basically saying that a 6yo can be more focused than you? Weird flex, but ok.
my friends: what did you do today?
my mind: 21:02
me: oh nothing.
Sussy profile and sussy cucumber
@@GloriaHusk oh no they've found me
@@UncarbonatedSprite you mortal
Yes
sea cucumber
The description is wrong. This is the story about how a ceramic cow and a resin cow find each other and fall in love.
😍😍
One cow will def need therapy after this video tho
Wouldn't tha be some kinda incest because the one cow was made from the other cow? Would that be self love? Would this mean the cows are lesbians? Am I overthinking this?
No, it gay
@@loli_cvnt5622 "self love" like masturbation?
Me: “The milks gone bad”
Mom: “Is it expired?”
Me: “No, but it’s dangerous”
Mom:
Me:
dang man you got the entire reply section laughing
@@darthmortem585 💀💀
💀💀💀
luc lucyy NO stop
Unknown Army NO stop
does it really need to say 'sharpest' i think its the only milk knife in the world
Cyto _ yeah but it’s also the sharpest milk knife in the world lol
It's a challenge.
They try out different methods that result in materials with different hardness and make the knife out of the one with the highest hardness. That's where the "sharpest" comes from.
imo its just a running joke
Maby its a traditional way to make knifes in his Japanese village
近年はピアノの鍵盤とかこの方式で作られてるようですね。
Espera que mierda?!?! Xd
ピアノの鍵盤≒包丁
ガチかと思った
作られててたまるか
白鍵がミルクで黒鍵がチョコレートか...
I get halfway into these videos and completely forget the main objective because of how off topic it feels. It's like when a bunch of unconnected stories have a finale where they connect.
This is the second video Ive watched from this channel, and they both left me confused and unsatisfied in the most hilarious way possible. I think this guy is just batshit insane lol.
exactly
@@pphtm he dont even need to explain most of the time either you just sort of understand in a confused way
So... Digimon the movie.
the chekhov's gun of knife making
Can we talk about this persons cutting skills
That is a beautiful cucumber
For anyone that is about to not understand that it is at the end of the video
It is at the end of the video
I didnt know how to feel but dang what a noice cucumber 😂
Really tho wtf
DaGameBoy e
Can we talk about the vibrator
I would stick with this man during a zombie apocalypse
Well, you might be stuck BY this man during a zombie apocalypse.
Hed probably make a knife out of u
He can give u a knife even without metal
Chuyee Moua just what I thought xD
He can make a knife of zombie parts
that was an interesting tool you used to remove those bubbles from the chamber
Okay, so I'm NOT going crazy lmao
I’m shocked no one else is mentioning it 🤣😅
@@nothisispatrick6332 That's why nome is talking coz we knw it's us and not him
Not gonna lie, I completely forgot that he was making a knife.
Yeah that's part of what I love about it, there's a great degree of artistry in his work.
@U.V. Rey *SNAP*
Same there was just a lot going on that I forgot about it
Same
@@princebendy9486 had to go and look at the title to remind myself,haha
It's like watching a very methodical and highly intellligent serial killer work.
It scares the living shit out of me: just think of what he is capable of
@@victortaudinchabot351 If you open another tab and look for 'creepy music' in youtube and you play it in the background while wathing his videos is ever scarier. Try it!
Marco Estiercol ... that’s exactly what I thought, and the way he love his ceramic cow 🐮
@@ocm1774 If you open another tab and look for 'creepy music' in youtube and you play it in the background while watching this video, is ever scarier.
Are we sure that's not exactly what we are watching?
*clicks on video of sharpest milk kitchen knife*
*watches man slowly caress a porcelain cow teapot*
*And finds his moms vibrator*
I think he uses the cow in all his videos.
That moment when your mother goes into your room at 11:39.
i can't be the only one who absolutely ADORES the little ceramic cows.
His imagination is so pure but at the same time all the wayyy fcuked up.
Fucked*
@@zoekwok6716 up xD
「ないよ！包丁ないよ！」
普通の人「買いに行こう」
不審者「あるよ！牛乳あるよぉ！」
これは不審者(誉め言葉)
いや草
わろた笑。
マジレスすると包丁無い人はなかなか居ない
SAO
"How'd he die?"
"Milk"
"Allergy?"
"No, he was stabbed with it."
Carl U. Lmao 😂😂
"What do you mean milk?"
"The sharp milk."
Thats so funny
Ha ha ha
7:22 心做しか、アヒルも熱そうな顔してるな
96% alcohol Vodka, that’s how I love my Oolong tea
@Flow SN lol
dude why a grand blue ref in this
did you make sure to check it with a lighter? ;D
My friends:"so, what do you do at night instead of sleeping?"
Me: *starts sweating*
Shb
Wp
Ps
L
@Game of Life r/ihadastroke??
I love the way the titles are always "sharpest (material) knife in the world" like someone else is gonna show up challenging him with their vicious collection of milk weaponry.
I know a person who both has the skills to make something like this knife and the sheer insanity to do this, so a challenger appearing is very possible
Hahaha
We all have wasted time playing video games while he has studied the blade. And milk.
Dear child... Do you not know of the milkwars of 2372?.....
You oblivious FOOL are you unaware of the ancient art that, practiced for generations, is known as Culinary Calcium Combat!?!?
Imagine putting this guy in prison just to get stabbed by his diy milk knife
🤣
ほんとこの人はもっともっと評価されるべきだと思う。凄すぎ。
何より発想が面白い。
He's got his cow knife and I'm so happy for him.
Honestly, same! He seems to really like cows and this is adorable
Random Dragon, cows and knives! Hope he is happy now ^ ^
I just...I don't know but I've been watching for 17 mins
Omg hiii😁 same...
Philip Green what
It's just satisfying seeing someone else at work without much sound except for the sounds of production and stuff
Its ASMR
Philip Green me too
少なくとも普通に暮らしてる中では全く役に立たないけどマジで凄い動画だよなぁ😅
おいりさんも認める包丁愛で、同じくらいのど変態。
予想が出来ないRUclipsrランキング第一位
何をしでかすか分からないからなー。概要欄には毎回包丁を作ってしまった言い訳が書いてあるしなー(* ´ ▽ ` *)
Knowing that this man can actually kill someone with milk horrifies and intrigues me.
you can kill anybody who's severely lactose intolerant with milk
Kaede Akamatsu
I mean yeah
You’re not wrong
@@DetectiveNyx yeah but he can kill people who are not lactose intolerant as well
I'm lactose intolerant and I don't think I would be killed by consuming milk. If someone had a milk ALLERGY, on the other hand...
Très Bieeeeeennn Shuu as Profilepic amazing
This person has the best sense of humor I’ve ever seen
His sense of humor is very... Japanese. I've been living here for a while so I kind of understand it, but it still feels a bit "off" to me. A lot of people would not understand it at all.
it is wierd for people who dont get it
@@firefly618 what is it like?
@@SilencedButNotForgotten What is what like? Japan?
Is there supposed to be humor?
when i die i want my bones to be used in the forging of a sword,shield and armor
Fun fact! Vikings used to use the bones of dead animals to try and enchant the weapon with it's soul, but ending up making a historic steel type metal that was strong because of the carbon!
@@coffincar5507 wow
when most of the video is him just making a cute cow handle
It's not like we're complaining lol
@@random_dragon I'll start complaining if knives from here on out don't all have cute cow handles
@@Fuogor HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!! THAT IS THE BEST PART!!!!!
.
.
.
.
.LOL WUT
Давай уже нож из говна. Ждем
all about making a knife
英語のコメントで一番好きなやつの意訳:
“何かが起こってるのかはわかる。ただなんでそれが起こってるのかがわからない。”
「想像してみろ。ミルクに刺されて死ぬんだぞ。」
「あぁ、バイブレーターね。ナイフ作りに重要な要素の一つだ。」
「誰か:ねえ、先週末何してた？
Kiwami:あぁ、いつも通りさ。包丁作ってたよ。」
「【世界で一番鋭い】ミルクの包丁って言う必要あったか？多分世界で唯一ミルクでできた包丁でしょ」←NEW‼︎
「これが自分の人生で一番『おい俺何でこんなもん見てんだ？？』って思わせられた動画だ」←NEW‼︎
もありました。海外ユーザーセンスありすぎて腹筋が死ぬ
ただ悲しいことに英語が全然読めない
早く休みになってほしい 外国語難しいですもんね...(´・ω・) いつか万能翻訳機ができて世界中の言葉がわかるようになりますように。
和訳が機能について欲しいな……
ぜひとも外国の方のコメントも読みたい
muchas gracias bruh
これだけ有名になっても不審者感が消えないのが凄い
むしろ不審者感増してる、増してない？
これ白黒にして無音にしたらシュールレアリズム作品として出してもバレなさそう
やってる事が不審者だからそりゃあ…ね？
酢酸持ってるやつが正常なわけないだろ
ともたも
ほとんどの人間が正常やないんですがそれは・・・
純粋な酢酸は持ってないけどさぁ・・・
I don't know why but I feel he's this guy who almost didn't pass his chemistry class in school and now is a chemistry genius
やべぇ、コメント欄がグローバル化してて何も言えねぇ
Me no Japanese
浪速のボブマーリー 英語で返されてて草
いやほんとそれなww
お前も参加することでよりcomment欄がglobalにsomethingなんだよ！
Me yes japanese
頼むからはやくキュウリで包丁作ってください
牛乳は水分量88%あるのに対してきゅうりは水分量95%だからな……圧倒的不審者の極みさんでも厳しいかもしれない……
I watched an entire video of how to make a knife out of milk and still I thought the strangest thing was the cucumber-water-snake at the end.
Edit: wow - never got that many likes ever before! Thanks :D
The cucumber snake was amazing...I figured the knife would be sharp, but did not think it would be durable enough for that. (I mean...it's made of milk, sorta)
I didn't make to the end but the fact he's already strangling the cow is keeping me going
Agreed but i kind of need to do it now
@@rolfv.s.2870 There's a guide a master chef guy did. I saw it like 2 years ago.
I was confused at what you were saying until I saw it
Hey! My sister has one of those "Air-bubble-remover" tools too! I wonder what she's been making with it 🤔
Milk knifes
She’s been removing her bubbles 😮
It's like if howtobasic made real tutorials.
but here there is no egg
But its asmr
But his CSGO tutorial did help me
I wonder how his Christmas went....
I thought the same thing!!
I think to myself whether this is a “most satisfying video in the world,” a DIY, or an ASMR
But then I realize
*it is all of them at once*
But at the same time, it should also have a fourth category to itself.
it's a knife video
Fuck y’all with your ASMR bullshit. Take it somewhere else this is the dude that I learned from on sharpening knives and you people go and turn it into an ASMR channel. Fuck you
Lauren Flood wym DIY where the fuck am gonna get fucking Ethanol from
OR "acetic acid"
This had more plot twists than my life
First and last
second and maybe last
Third but not the last
Thanks pluuno for sending me here ig-
Same reason I'm here XD
Same lol
Same here lol
Yes
Damn you too
わざわざ実験して強度を我々に見せてから作成し始める不審者の鑑
Without speaking a word, you make us feel so many different emotions.
Fuzzthefurr what emotions does make you feel? Because if your crying over milk being make into a knife i have a lot of questions then.
@@hopelessnerd7810 I don't cry. Instead...joy overflows my collective concious and makes me have a constant rush of endorphins...I mean the thought of LITERAL MILK BEING TURNED INTO A DAMN KNIFE...yeah no, that shits just amazing- NEIGH, tis lovely. Joyous! Poetic!!
Real talk though, on Earth there are some kick-ass people.
I feel two emotions:
mildly confused
and mildly impressed
still more than I was feeling before I clicked tho #DeadInside
No sense in crying over sharp milk
Plague Doctor Seth ahh yes this well be put into the history books because how one non talkative man moved the world with his silent poetic words
Seeing a Japanese man comforting a ceramic cow as he suffocated it with hot glue, then using a vibrator to make bubbles in a silicon mold rise to the top was... interesting.
Kortex to say the least
where's that part i need to see it
Mh hmmm didnt see the whole video yet but sounds like its gonna be really special
Thats a vacuum chamber
And a vibrator
This was the funniest comment I’ve seen thus far. Heed and obtain thy like, deserving comment!
this was the best 21 minutes and 39 seconds of my life
16:05
It's happened. You've made so many knives that you BECAME the knife.
I demand sharpest kiwami japan knife in the world
This channel is the extremely elaborate origin story of a new superhero... or villain?!
Justine Courtney's Gavel it's his stand power.
out of anyone on earth i would be glad to hear he became the first human knife
And that's how the Kyotouryuu style was born.
ついに持ち手まで懲り始めるの草
バーガークインズ Wow it took all that time to get Calcium
So when does the knife expire?
The knife doesn’t expire, it makes YOU expire.
* a week later * welp guess I gotta make a new knife
this comment and the replies are great lol
also i love ur profile pic of spongebob
jungshook 💜no matter WHERE I go there is an army SOMEWHERE in the comments
Now
Damn im getting a whole science lesson with this cuz I didn't know that milk was denser than vodka 👀
Original title: Sharpest milk knife in the world.
Actual title: How to make a dope cow knife handle.
ItsMeBaJaBlast IMAO so true
I see no problem with that
I thought he was also going to make the handle with the Casein solids like the knife blade.
I can't believe I just reached this epiphany; this channel is the exact polar opposite of HowToBasic. It has the same energy but it's counter to everything. where HowToBasic represents chaos, kiwami japan represents order. I'm not sure I'm explaining myself clearly but there's something to it.
Wow this kinda reminds me of what alan whats said about the nature of energy ..how the us explored destruction and the east explored creation and healing 😳
howtobeasic definitely chaotic while kiwami japan is lawful
@@LuciferHellwathcer I wouldn't say lawful. Definitely chaotic in its own way, but it's a chaos that leads to a productive result. Howtobasic's chaos is overtly destructive
Ying and yang
@@VoiceMessages idk enough about the concept of yin and yang to say you're right
Finally the cow is actually pouring out milk. Iconic
16:02 え！！？？
す…すげぇぇぇぇぇぇぇ！！！！！！
I spend way too much time watching these
Not possible
Same😂😂
yep
*Milk Knife*
Rank: _Unique_
Damage: 240
Info: A knife made by legendary blacksmith from milk combine with alcohol. The high concentration of alcohol will make you lose some of your agility but your strength will increase. The longer you hold it, more strengrh will accumulate but agility will decrease.
Str +20 (+5 per minute)
Agility -10 (-5 per minute)
70% Chance to completely avoid damage
300% Damage increase when attacking skeleton monster
Would definately haggle. But you forgot the Whitening Teeth cosmetic sideeffect.
wouldnt it be 300% more damage against cows ? XD
@@DJRaffa1000 hhahahahaha
That's hilarious but it's actually alcohol and acetic acid.
special ability is milk beam XD
Guy: makes milk knife
Me: Amazing and genius, as per usual!
Guy: look... cucumber snake
Me: :OOOOOOOO holy SHIT
YES 👌
Scott Chaplin are really gonna reply YES👌 to every comment?
@@Dewman-bb5fv YES 👌 (he is)
Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHHA SAME
Me: Man its getting late, better try and sleep soon.
RUclips: "MiLk kNiFe"
男はカルーアミルクの中毒になる。←分かる
飲む回数に比例して徐々にリキュールの量が多くなり、←分かる
数年後にはカルーアをストレートで飲むようになる。←分からない
昔のようにミルクをいれて楽しみたいと思った男は超濃厚カルーアミルクの開発に励むが、←もっと分からない
その時に偶然包丁の素材を見つけてしまい、←は？
とりあえず包丁の開発に取り組むのであった←知ってた
そして牛乳刀は牛刀（柄的な意味で）になったと思ったら、その前に手刀が研ぎ終わってた。
いつもの流れで草
Sage
I want tell you that mean,
but this is many srangs,and difficult transration.
@Sage sorry that my English skill was poor.
He lovein' Kahlua and Milk and more love for Kahlua and Milk
Nomean perfect transration
ごめんね！ありがとう！
お疲れwwww
The more I watch, the more professional and crazy he gets
His respect for ceramic cows is immense as well
Honestly it's been fantastic watching him grow and develop the medium, to the point of building entire narratives into silent videos. He's so good at what he does
and then he pulls out a vibrator
@@CringeUser-1-19-1-2 Just for removing bubbles XD.
@@himura-miki good for you mate
actual representation of being lactose intolerant
Who came here from Plunno?
Yes
液体から包丁を生み出した不審者
包丁に魂を売り払った男
まぁ、言うて不審者じゃなくない？
21:16 Are we not gonna talk about this?
Yes let's unpack here
No. Let's not. No good could come from that.
we should just talk about 11:40
dats some neat cotting skills
Wtf
Made a cucumber dragon with a knife made of milk.
Serpent but call it whatever you want
Dragon sounds cooler but its a cucumber
@@jennyhan1056 It's underwater, so that makes it a sea cucumber.
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@@higashi10s110 wtf
7:21
人間なんだなって感じる動きしててなんか安心()
does anyone else have no idea what’s going on
I have no idea what's going on but it's still fabulous
ur icon is so cute wtf ive never seen that pic of yoongi before
This was just recommended to me and I saw it and just thought “wtf?” So I had to see what it was lol
Angel_Boy 177 watch some of their other videos. They have some really interesting knife vids. They make a pasta knife. And one made of cloth. And a bunch of others.
This feels like relaxingend and howtobasic combined to make this person, it’s got that wtf is going on of howtobasic but the somewhat relaxing part of relaxingend
When you curdle milk, you make cheese. So technically this is a cheese knife.
Lola Ritter yes, genius.
You’re right, but cheese is curdled by an enzyme called rennet. Although, vinegar or acetic acid will extract a protein from milk, called Casein. Not sure what other protein is, extracted by the ethanol, though. I’m a science nerd. lol
Lola Ritter, well cheese is still made of milk, so it’s still a milk knife
@@Jessica-224 you probably meant rennin, which is the actual enzyme
@@merrilly- by that logic everything is stardust which it is but come on now
this guy probably has 5 science degrees
ヤプラクleafy he just made cheese then made a knife shape with it
@@D_-dz6dy lmao that's tru, holy shit XD granted it's really hard cheese
bourgeoisHellion yeah probably not very tasty
@@D_-dz6dy So you're saying it's really just...sharp cheddar?
Either that or he's beyond human
牛乳を加工して服に付ける「ボタン」が出来るってのは30数年前に何かで読んだ気がするけど「刃物」ってのは初めて見た
発想がスゴい👚🍼(ーー;)
周辺機材がめちゃくちゃ高価なものに変わっていく一方で、型をとる包丁は百均、包丁の材料はよくある素材、ってあたりわりと好きw
木苺グミ まあこの人RUclipsやってなくても年収1000万超えてるからなぁ
jeongyeon ilove 不審者さんなにかしてるんですか？
jeongyeon ilove
Σ(ﾟдﾟ；)
ちょいと前に明細載せてる動画出してた。今は消えてるかも
たまごかけごはん 何やってるかまでは分からんけど前年収上げてる動画あった
今見たら非公開になってたけど
Imagine going to this man's house and seeing his kniferack
"this one is cardboard, and this one is Milk, and this one is smoke.... *walks up to empty spot* and this one is made out of air.
Knife _closet._ _Walk-in_ knife closet.
Welcome to sharpy metal hell
Or woman, women can be scientists
Ya know, he has man hands so I’m not gonna assume gender here but
Clever way to get past the metal detectors.
Finally will you be able to slice your pickles on the plane!
This actually carries some scary implications.
What about a milk *gun?*
@@DABUNGINATOR get a water pistol and fill it with milk, done.
911 whats your emergency
THERE IS SOMEONE WITH A KNIFE SYABBING PEOPLE
Okay what does the man look like
HE HAS A MILK KNIFE
... A WHAT?
A MILK KNIFE
Im talking about the man
Idk HES WEARING A MASK AND WITH A MILK KNIFE
Susan DONT GET FOCUSED ON THE KNIFE FOCUS ON THE MAN
..alright
what street are you on
Milkdale street
Alright
HE IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME WITH A MILK KNIFE IN MILKDALE STREET ON HOUSE NUMBER 123
Alright were on our way