Jaws is Great! - Hack The Movies

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @HackTheMovies
    @HackTheMovies  3 года назад +31

    Full uncut opening skit on Patreon now:
    www.patreon.com/posts/53329109

    • @yourbigheadcousin5434
      @yourbigheadcousin5434 3 года назад +1

      I was more upset over Pippet the dog getting eaten than that stupid Kitner kid.

    • @payasombroso
      @payasombroso 3 года назад

      🤣 love it, i was Just about to say the begining was click bait, i Still Wonder why more men see this channel than women 🤭

    • @racheladamjuliewhite
      @racheladamjuliewhite 3 года назад

      I have always wanted to see when the clown cries, Jerry Lewis is a legend and I know that he made this as a labour of love and then didn't release it because it was for himself because he had to tell the story from him and not for Hollywood

    • @jonnyOysters
      @jonnyOysters 3 года назад +5

      Lol how uncut are we talking here? 🤣🤣

    • @t45tt4tr
      @t45tt4tr 3 года назад

      Look up Dreyfus interview in Ireland. A recent talkshow appearance where he discussed the film and working with Shaw. Plus a surprise that makes Dreyfus cry. Very emotional

  • @katiematre5460
    @katiematre5460 3 года назад +74

    I love how in jaws 4 they had brody's wife flashback to events she didn't see 🤣😭

    • @ryanpetersen3789
      @ryanpetersen3789 2 года назад +4

      For years I thought this, but you do see her watching them before Hooper arrives.

    • @jimbowlan5804
      @jimbowlan5804 Год назад

      Yaa but she wasn’t on the boat when brody blew the shark up

    • @TheMattypoo21
      @TheMattypoo21 6 месяцев назад

      Besides Jaws 4 being bad, the only explanation I have is Brody explained what happened from the events of the first movie and Ellen just so happened to imagine what happened based on what she was told by her husband.

  • @hypnocilicdreams
    @hypnocilicdreams 3 года назад +46

    i feel sorry for the old viewers of Rental Reviews that haven't discovered Talking About Tapes yet. it took me a while, but i'm so glad i found it

    • @m8eymcm846
      @m8eymcm846 7 месяцев назад +2

      Huge fan of Rental Reviews and I just found Tony's other channel now! Been great so far.

  • @RobbieSkyeHamilton
    @RobbieSkyeHamilton 3 года назад +78

    Poor Kieran, he just wanted to rent Street Fighter.

  • @misthunter210
    @misthunter210 3 года назад +17

    Agree with Newt that the Quint monologue is one of the best in movie history. Everything about that was perfectly executed.

  •  3 года назад +3

    Lmfao, im all wet and salty too. Epic opening I am dying over here "Italian voice".

    • @newtonwallen3210
      @newtonwallen3210 3 года назад +2

      when i wrote it and handed it to tony and crystal they both shook their heads in disgust at me

  • @Medieval_Dead
    @Medieval_Dead 3 года назад +56

    “He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.”
    - Newts father, on the day of his sons birth.

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 3 года назад +1

      That line seems like it inspired the very similar line said in the great Horror movie Halloween that is Michael Myers has the blackest eyes.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 года назад +4

      @@jasoncase9481 does the mask hide the fact that Michael Myers is a shark?

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 3 года назад

      @@pentelegomenon1175
      No because he isn’t a shark.

    • @Samsquamsh
      @Samsquamsh 3 года назад +5

      @@jasoncase9481 I see you lost your sense of humor within 2 days...

  • @matthewheupel8960
    @matthewheupel8960 3 месяца назад +1

    Jaws is my absolute FAVORITE movie. I don't know how many times I've seen it but I'm definitely in the triple digits and have never gotten bored with it. Funnily enough, my mom hates it. She hates it because I saw this for the firat time when I was four and for months I was terrified to even get in the bathtub.

  • @Spooooooooch
    @Spooooooooch 3 года назад +9

    That opening skit was the best skit so far. Awesome.

    • @modest1989
      @modest1989 3 года назад +2

      I assume she's connected to Tony in someway but I was a little surprised at how nice of a body she had.. In the most respectful way you can say that hah

  • @wolfgamemusicvideo4532
    @wolfgamemusicvideo4532 3 года назад +14

    This makes me want to rewatch Jaws. Haven't seen it in over 10 years and I recently found the special edition DVD at goodwill, so it is time 😎🍻

  • @orinoco500
    @orinoco500 3 года назад +14

    This show is getting better with each episode.

  • @davebooshty299
    @davebooshty299 2 года назад +1

    I'm 52 Nowadays and Thanks to my Dad I got to See This one Twice in theaters its first Week Ever it Opened. , And Then I got to see the Sequels each in theaters too.

  • @pancho9425
    @pancho9425 3 года назад +5

    This episode is definitely a contender for best episode, thoroughly enjoyed this for sure.

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 2 года назад +2

    The Sugarland Express was Spielberg's first feature film. Duel was made for television.

  • @JeffBurn-b1i
    @JeffBurn-b1i Год назад +1

    Jaws is my favourite movie, when I was 8 or 9, I used to muck around with a friend and pretend with a slide at the park, either being Quint or Broady as Bruce jumped on the Orca. FYI sometimes it was hard playing a game of accidentally on purpose 😅

  • @emanuelespinoza9325
    @emanuelespinoza9325 3 года назад +7

    That intro with Crystal... 😨😰😊😍

  • @jcsfo0trub752
    @jcsfo0trub752 3 года назад +1

    Great review! O I'm just here to rent a movie📼,omg a 🌊SHARK!🏃🏊🐳

  • @davebooshty299
    @davebooshty299 3 года назад +2

    I am 51 Nowadays and luckily thanks to my Dad I got to See JAWS twice in theaters , 1975 , its first week ever out and about , Twice mainly because I was cringing too much etc from it the first time I saw it. lol I got then to see the other sequels in theaters then after times too. Plus I read and have the book in Hardcover too since a kid too.

  • @blakemaddox3681
    @blakemaddox3681 3 года назад +2

    The first 30 or so seconds in, and I'm already loving it!

  • @TheBestComicKing
    @TheBestComicKing 3 года назад +13

    That shark movie in the beginning had me cracking XD
    Can I rent a copy?

  • @bashcrash9148
    @bashcrash9148 3 года назад +1

    I didn’t see Jaws in its entirety until about 5 years ago. Good movie. Long movie. It deserves a rewatch.

  • @kingkold
    @kingkold 3 года назад +1

    I have said this before, you guys have really nailed down the long format review. Great job.

  • @daytonprice5242
    @daytonprice5242 3 года назад +2

    My second favorite movie of all time… hell’s yes!

  • @generalpotato9140
    @generalpotato9140 3 года назад +13

    What an absolute Classic, they don't make them like they use to.

  • @ConcreteSurfer420
    @ConcreteSurfer420 3 года назад +3

    One of The creepiest things about Quint's monologue is how he gives a little chuckle after he says "no distress signal had been sent......"

  • @hauntedspaceship4175
    @hauntedspaceship4175 9 месяцев назад

    I love for a The Burbs review also!!

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 3 года назад +7

    Jaws is the best remake of Duel ever!!

  • @TheConGaminator
    @TheConGaminator 2 года назад +3

    I love JAWLs

  • @DJSwagz
    @DJSwagz 3 года назад +6

    Wow, Chum Shot was really really good

  • @ConcreteSurfer420
    @ConcreteSurfer420 3 года назад +29

    the idea was, Newt comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin', and sometimes Newt would go away... sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes Newt would look right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about Newt , he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he starts talking about old movies. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the store turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', Newt comes in to rip you to pieces........

    • @newtonwallen3210
      @newtonwallen3210 3 года назад +6

      that actually kinda how it happened

    • @WilliamHaywardPainter
      @WilliamHaywardPainter 3 года назад +2

      Its times like this I wish there was a love button on RUclips

    • @JeremyGBranch
      @JeremyGBranch 3 года назад +2

      @@guybroyles48 hate watching RUclips channels to threaten the creators sounds like a rough way to spend your free time.
      I hope things start looking up, buddy.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад

      this is brilliant!

  • @Supermanjonny96
    @Supermanjonny96 Год назад

    Aside from the Movie being one of my favorite movies of all time. The beginning of the show caught my attention. LMAO #crystalfan and my name is bruce..😂😂😛😛

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 3 года назад +5

    Automatic like for the opening alone.

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 3 года назад +1

      "I think we watched the wrong movie."
      "Says you."

  • @maplebear6527
    @maplebear6527 3 года назад +1

    Seeing, "The Bear" in the background gives me hope that other people have seen the movie, and that it will live on. Movie is very near and dear to my heart

  • @michaelsullivan007
    @michaelsullivan007 3 года назад +5

    Jaws is my favorite movie.

  • @markula_4040
    @markula_4040 3 года назад +8

    Yes. Do The 'Burbs at some point.

  • @nicholashart2323
    @nicholashart2323 3 года назад +3

    Killer Shark was a real game made by Sega in 1972. Apparently it wasn't that popular, until it was featured in this film. So Jaws gave it more steam and it became REALLY successful.

  • @LangwidereLMFT
    @LangwidereLMFT 2 года назад

    I just realized, the little dog from The Meg that survives is also named Pippin. A subtle homage maybe?

  • @davidcorrigan6578
    @davidcorrigan6578 2 года назад +2

    1:06:50 Everyone misses Brodies bullet wound scar from his time as a cop in the big city in that scene

  • @wizardorlegend
    @wizardorlegend 3 года назад +5

    Quints helper quitting is a deleted scene. Jaws is by far the best film ever made.

  • @cicadax5886
    @cicadax5886 3 года назад +1

    I still think it's hilarious how that guy on the dock says , A Whaaat ?
    🤣🤣😂😂

    • @Jim-Mc
      @Jim-Mc Год назад

      The way he says that is forever stuck in my head. Like how Casey Jones says "woops" at the end of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 😅

  • @robertwild9447
    @robertwild9447 2 года назад +2

    Anyone know where I can watch "Chum Shot"? I'm asking for a friend.

  • @mondomacabromajor5731
    @mondomacabromajor5731 3 года назад +1

    JAWS - The ‘Sharksploitation’ Edit (2009) is still one of the best versions ...

  • @imunro007
    @imunro007 3 года назад +3

    JAWsome review guys

  • @waynezimmerman1950
    @waynezimmerman1950 2 года назад +2

    To add to the tragedy of the sinking of the USS Indianapolis the captain: Charles McVay, was later court-martialed by the Navy for not following evasion procedures while in hostile waters. And they'd actually brought in the Japanese captain of the sub which sank the Indianapolis to testify against him, but he turned out a better friend to the defense, as he told how the conditions were so fair on that day that zigzagging wouldn't have made a difference. Eventually McVay would commit suicide in 1968, and far too late for him he was exonerated in October of 2001. On TV, Stacey Keach played McVay in the TV movie: The Mission of The Shark: The Saga of the USS Indianapolis(1991)

  • @thomaseverette1658
    @thomaseverette1658 3 года назад +12

    Ahh yeah time to watch jaws and pretend im reviewing the movie with them XD

  • @allencampbell3350
    @allencampbell3350 3 года назад +3

    The ending of the book had the shark wrapped up in line, lunge straight for Brody then abruptly die and sink.
    They homaged that in The Meg.

  • @elimgarak4667
    @elimgarak4667 3 года назад +2

    Please review The 'Burbs, I'd love that! 😍

  • @ryandireda9455
    @ryandireda9455 3 года назад +2

    On the steel-book version of the movie it has a deleted scene and an outtake of Quints assistant quitting...he tells him he's not going out to hunt the shark. Quint tells him to make sure the boats ready and then to get out.

  • @alexpritchard7566
    @alexpritchard7566 3 года назад +2

    Can't wait for this one!

  • @tunkyslug
    @tunkyslug 3 года назад

    Enjoyed this so much! You need to do it every year. 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

  • @paullilienthal449
    @paullilienthal449 2 года назад +3

    I'm confused. It sounded by like Tony was talking about the film, 'Jaws', but he kept calling it Jowls. What's up?

  • @DirtBoyTrilla
    @DirtBoyTrilla 25 дней назад

    38:52
    That graffiti billboard scene was the main spark for Banksy's interest in street art & graffiti. No lie.

  • @BeatsFromTheBong
    @BeatsFromTheBong 3 года назад +1

    Bruce out here living our dreams 🙌

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 3 года назад +11

    Captain Justin and his first mate Crystal will save them from the shark. They'll give them the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

    • @narakhin3936
      @narakhin3936 3 года назад +3

      - Insert pun of Crystal giving head -

  • @bmwkmx1
    @bmwkmx1 3 года назад

    Good informative stuff on this one guys. Cheers to that! Gonna share it.

  • @jonmichaelminardi3973
    @jonmichaelminardi3973 3 года назад

    Uh whaaaaaaat? 🤣🤣 Keep up the great work.🤘.

  • @VeryDryBones
    @VeryDryBones 3 года назад +9

    There better be a hot take about Jaws 2

  • @spudlyson
    @spudlyson Год назад

    Best intro ever.

  • @xteknotronikx
    @xteknotronikx 3 года назад +9

    Wow Crystal! Loved the intro

  • @aaronerickson2734
    @aaronerickson2734 3 года назад

    Great opening! Thumbs up! 👍 😍

  • @forgottenbrother
    @forgottenbrother Год назад +1

    My great-grandfather would a survivor of the Indianapolis

  • @stephendoriankutos4429
    @stephendoriankutos4429 3 года назад +3

    The Exorcist is usually considered the first blockbuster film, and Billy Jack was the first film to do the wide release model of distribution, not Jaws.

  • @jlogan2228
    @jlogan2228 3 года назад +6

    So when do we get the full legnth chum shot movie with crystal?

    • @newtonwallen3210
      @newtonwallen3210 3 года назад +5

      i would totally write it

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 3 года назад

      @@newtonwallen3210 I'm sure you would lol.

    • @emanuelespinoza9325
      @emanuelespinoza9325 3 года назад +1

      @@newtonwallen3210 I think we all would watch it, too.

    • @jlogan2228
      @jlogan2228 3 года назад +3

      @@newtonwallen3210 put it up on patreon and blackmail I mean convince crystal into it and watch the money roll in

  • @KypHeM
    @KypHeM 3 года назад

    instant upvote

  • @joshua2814
    @joshua2814 3 года назад

    Aww, I love coffee ice cream.
    I forget what Newt said was the movie he introduced James to (I remember it's one I like), but glad that it sounds like they're going to go all out for "Monster Madness."

  • @PimpGendo
    @PimpGendo 3 года назад +21

    Why can't we talk about "The Burbs"‽ You said "you wish you could" Newt.

  • @shanewilliams9122
    @shanewilliams9122 3 года назад +4

    Coffee ice cream tastes AMAZING! You are wrong Newt lol.

    • @finishin.my.coffee8780
      @finishin.my.coffee8780 3 года назад

      I remember 20 years ago there was Starbuck's coffee ice cream. That stuff was like crack!

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +1

      @@finishin.my.coffee8780 it's because it was/is full of sugar, not quite so addictive as crack but still very addictive.

  • @DantesLament133
    @DantesLament133 3 года назад +6

    I won't be drinking that on camera... but I will off camera. Can't taste hate.
    Newt is GOAT.

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 3 года назад

    @3:43
    TONY: You should all come down at Hack The Movies video...
    ME: Not while there's a shark roaming freely in that place

  • @helcometowell9295
    @helcometowell9295 3 года назад

    This vid made my Jaw drop.......

  • @sabinfigaro7334
    @sabinfigaro7334 3 года назад +1

    Chumshot lol nice😎

  • @dwartbg1
    @dwartbg1 3 года назад

    Hard to say it but this show is getting better than Cinemassacre now. And I think Newt is contributing a lot to that. Greetings from Bulgaria !

    • @newtonwallen3210
      @newtonwallen3210 3 года назад +1

      hello in Bulgaria

    • @WillsonT011
      @WillsonT011 3 года назад +1

      You know you can like both, right🤨 doesn't have to be a competition

  • @sabinfigaro7334
    @sabinfigaro7334 3 года назад +1

    Howie mandell needs to bring back his Jerry curl lol

  • @johnwihebrink4017
    @johnwihebrink4017 2 года назад

    I love Jaws too. It is my favorite movie of all time. But just a friendly footnote that you probably have already heard about, but Spielberg had another theatrical movie before Jaws called The Sugarland Express. But Jaws is that shit. Thanks for your video of Jaws

  • @davebooshty299
    @davebooshty299 3 года назад

    Killer Shark I played often as a kid growing up semi often at Canobie Park New Hampshire , I am 51 nowadays.

  • @kurtadams9740
    @kurtadams9740 3 года назад +3

    Nice reference with the burbs, review that movie before someone else does !!

  • @sabinfigaro7334
    @sabinfigaro7334 3 года назад

    Awesome commercial! For sure! Haha Arnold Palmer...

  • @ivanelgharbi5861
    @ivanelgharbi5861 2 года назад

    ok, best opening , ever.

  • @jasoncase9481
    @jasoncase9481 3 года назад +1

    Jaws is 1 of the most successful movies of all time.

  • @anthonyhudak9363
    @anthonyhudak9363 3 года назад

    Definitely review Orca on Talking About Tapes

  • @CBSmith-js9yl
    @CBSmith-js9yl 3 года назад +3

    “June 29th, the sinking of the USS Indianapolis” close Newt. It was July 30th

  • @Bobzilla67
    @Bobzilla67 2 года назад

    I was young when I first saw JAWS and it terrified me. I threw up when Bruce ate Alex Kintner! I still won't swim in the ocean. Who do I sue? 😁 Oh, and PS... Crystal--WOW!

  • @jasoncoward-aintscared
    @jasoncoward-aintscared Год назад

    I'm truly about to expose my age. I remember the SCUBA acronym from Family Ties. Alex was trying to tutor his dipsh*t sister, and the only thing I remember about that show is her remembering that acronym.

  • @JONNYSORENSEN_AU
    @JONNYSORENSEN_AU 3 года назад +1

    Man, that shark could really eat.

  • @davidimrie6916
    @davidimrie6916 2 года назад

    It was his third feature. First theatrical film was The Sugarland Express in 74.

  • @ConcreteSurfer420
    @ConcreteSurfer420 3 года назад +5

    Can't wait to hear what Newt has in store for us on this one

  • @Bobzilla67
    @Bobzilla67 2 года назад

    I literally live 10 mins. from Matawan, N.J. The Attacks happened in Matawan Creek. Also, there was another shark attack that happened in the waters at Asbury Park N.J. and it was a combination of both events that influenced Benchley...

    • @mikemodica2656
      @mikemodica2656 2 года назад

      I believe both attacks were bull sharks too.

    • @Bobzilla67
      @Bobzilla67 2 года назад

      @@mikemodica2656 well, the one that was in the creek was most likely a Bull. Yes. The Asbury Park attack(s) were a White shark. There is actually a movie about it. "12 Days of Terror" it's just Ok, and I'm sure they took a few liberties with the story, but it's worth a watch!

    • @mikemodica2656
      @mikemodica2656 2 года назад

      I cant argue the Asbury park one but i could have sworn both were bull sharks since they're naturally vicious and thrive in shallow and brackish water.

    • @Bobzilla67
      @Bobzilla67 2 года назад +1

      @@mikemodica2656 Matawan Creek is definitely Brackish. And Bulls can survive in Fresh Water even for a time. So yea...quite possible (and most likely) a Bull Shark. The Asbury Park ocean water was (is) not "Brackish" where the attacks took place (my Aunt Angie was from Asbury)...and the men that killed the Asbury shark (apparently) identified it as a White shark. White sharks have been sighted (and filmed) in Jersey waters to this day. But who knows? The idea of ANY type of large shark with teeth still scares the sh*t out of me either way.

  • @TVsMrNeil
    @TVsMrNeil 3 года назад +7

    Jawls.

    • @mgarofalojr
      @mgarofalojr 3 года назад

      Pawls jawls and watch sawl

  • @chrisbucci5769
    @chrisbucci5769 3 года назад

    I was almost suspended from school in the 4th grade for reading the novel by Peter Benchley because of all the swearing. Until the principal found out that my parents bought me the book.

  • @scubasteve31583
    @scubasteve31583 3 года назад +1

    down here in Virginia, gansett is extremely common, which is kind of odd, but I'll take it!

  • @sabinfigaro7334
    @sabinfigaro7334 3 года назад

    Beautiful reenactment lmao...then an add for LDS

  • @cc-vd3oq
    @cc-vd3oq 3 года назад

    My cousin was in a band and at one performance another band called "death tolls for thee" asked him to give their band name to the director. My cousin told the director the bands name was "sadistic mud flees"... and it stuck. Until the band broke up, everyone knew them as the sadistic mud flees.

    • @reinforcedpenisstem
      @reinforcedpenisstem 3 года назад

      Fleas?

    • @cc-vd3oq
      @cc-vd3oq 3 года назад

      @@reinforcedpenisstem yea. Samsung auto correct is stupid. It always swaps out words to what it "thinks" you wanna put. Just ends up messing up messages 90% of the time.

  • @elongatedland
    @elongatedland 3 года назад +1

    Radiohead reference was great. Newt talks like me, always has a story to go into or has a reference ready.

    • @newtonwallen3210
      @newtonwallen3210 3 года назад

      its my curse

    • @elongatedland
      @elongatedland 3 года назад +1

      @@newtonwallen3210 perhaps, but it is what makes you the great color commentator to Tony's play by play!

  • @AgentZombieMan
    @AgentZombieMan 3 года назад +1

    If this episode was a tape, the first 20 seconds would be absolutely ruined

  • @stranglez
    @stranglez 3 года назад

    If this episode was a VHS tape I would have worn it out from rewinding and watching the beginning so much. #
    Marry me Crystal Quin

  • @stephendoriankutos4429
    @stephendoriankutos4429 3 года назад +2

    Wrong again guys, Sugarland Express was his first theatrical feature, and he had made two other tv movies before Duel. Do your research

  • @brenttthomas5470
    @brenttthomas5470 3 года назад

    That intro was great

  • @Metaltribesman87
    @Metaltribesman87 3 года назад +1

    Love this movie I've got the 25th anniversary on VHS

  • @Padre_diego_longoose
    @Padre_diego_longoose 2 года назад +2

    I always thought Brody looked at his scar and didn’t talk about it was because it was a bullet wound from being a cop in the city and might have happened recently- which is why they moved to Amity- so he wasn’t ready to talk about it.

  • @ahmedchristianboussaa9964
    @ahmedchristianboussaa9964 3 года назад +6

    SHARK!!!!
    A SHARK IS IN THE PONN!!!!!
    Plz mention how hot that chick
    that screams iz !?!? Greetings from holland MFS!👍👍