Drink of Death ▶ SCP-294 (COFFEE MACHINE) SONG
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2020
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SCP-294 (Coffee Machine) isn't your ordinary beverage machine. No no, this machine in the SCP foundation will brew whatever you tell it. Just don't order for a "Cup of Joe" okay?
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What would you order with 294?
A kangro milk shale
I meant a kangaroo milk shake
Chocolate milk lol
Pines family
Lavender
I'm not going to lie, I didn't know a song about a coffee machine could be this good.
I KNOW RIGHT
And not gona lie, but it sounds like Dr. Bright are singing this song
You are correct
same
IKR
Me: *Types in a cup of Joe*
Agent Joseph: _I don't feel so good..._
🤣🤣🤣
that actually happened lol
"There is more deaths from vending machines than sharks" now i know why
@Quindell Hayes no problem :)
@@mothman5330 that's why they made the joke lol
Me: *types in strange matter*
Dr. Bright: _yes! finally!_
Bright whatever you do don’t pour it strange matter converts all other forms of matter into strange matter
Except for 294’s cups of course
Hopefully he doesn’t throw Chainsaws at it
I swear I'd do this for the laughs. Dr. Bright doesn't even have to ask me.
Hmmm chaotic goodness, yes.
Chaos. But for good. Does that even make sense? 🤔
Who cares! Ask for a cup of mermetik Orgasim and film it! This will be viral in just a Minute.
Worker of the SCP Foundation: man, I’m thirsty. *walks up to SCP-294*
SCP-294: *becomes really excited by what the worker will order*
Worker: *types in water*
SCP-294: *gets mad and gives him salt water*
Really funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No joke I heard him laughing when I went to school INSIDE THE ROOF
I am fvcked up
Yeah I’d be pissed too
Just saying, theoretically this SCP could give us the power to defeat any other SCP if properly used.
Yeah though they tried that with 682 it didn’t work also they avoid termination for most scps they aren’t the goc
Somebody: *Orders a Bloody Mary from SCP-294*
Somebody named Mary: “Yeah I have no idea what happened! I woke up and felt blood loss!”
A coffee machine?
So ordinary.
So simple.
Yet this man makes a song about it that is absolutely phenomenal!
Talk about finding beauty and joy in the simple things!
It’s a magic coffee machine
@@Lumberjack_king Indeed.
And it’s intelligent.
It can even read the memories you didn’t even know you still had!
Great song for SCP-294. Love how you name different drink this coffee maker machine name. So cool. Keep up the great work. Peace.
Take a sip of Kyle for making a fantastic masterpiece!
Hm, Kyle's blood, tastes scrumptious
@@jackswan3420 I was supposed to meant "take a sip of coffee Kyle" but whatever.
Oh, roght
@@Nepherus A CUP OF KYLE
“So addicting drink anything makes you wanting more..”
Basically what I feel about the song
I LOVE THIS! Kyle, you have improved SO MUCH!!
hell yes
hell yes
Me: *types in confidence*
Also me after drinking it: i want to start a conversation now!
*Types in a cup of happiness* This is just hot coco with marshmallows in it toped with whipped cream and Scp-999 shaped sprinkles
Song: this is the drink of death.
Scp 294: hey im just following the orders the person told me.
Whats one of the scariest things to put in are game…A coffee machine!
Dat guy Not all SCPs are scary, they’re SCPs because they’re anomalies
I could order a cup of scp 106
@@D3364N its supposed to be ironic...
@@PhantomLily1677- why tho?
Not all scps are monsters
Me:Finds the SCP-294
Also me:I want a cup of god, a cup of memes and... a cup of Joe
me to
@Strange Anomaly oh no
@@dreamslove9851 oh no
You'll take God's power, but you'll dissipate into nothingness. Then your remnants shall empower the Hellians.
slender the savage master oh no
This machine could literally solve global warming- we need this
Just order a cup of eternal coldness
Exactly
For Friday night Funkin
Just need some earth coolant
@@littleender3843 Be careful, the machine has a very accrue sense of humor as evidenced by testing with it.
Me: *types in SCP-294*
SCP-294: Excuse me, WTF?
Implosion loop!
n o w s e r v e m e
It wolud serve melted 294
Melted Metal and Plastic... I think...
Out Of reach
What a Nice Coffee Machine! Finally Now I Have a Way To Collect *_Atomic Bombs, Nuclear Bombs, Thermonuclear Bombs And Hydrogen Bombs!_*
Instead of that, may I suggest a cup of the Fruit of Knowledge?
[Drinks cup of Nuke]
Only things that exist in liquid form can be dispensed fro SCP-294
@@cameronbarnes4216 r/woooosh
@@s-305_the-crudely-drawn-hunter no shit
''Let addiction win'' Yea sure it has won for me since im addicted to this song
me when im listening to 3:03 PM in the backround while playing robloxian high school and making scp 173 outfit
this is honestly one of the best things I’ve heard and it’s about a coffee machine
“Maybe 294 can assist and connect Lore”
Question: can it connect the Fnaf lore?
No,
Only MatPat can do that
I was thinking this all 20 times i listened to this song so fare
SCP 294 did the bite of 87
The Fnaf Lore: Endure & Dure.
Me: types in fnaf lore
Scp 294: Explodes
Me: ( •-•)
This machine could be a vending machine like coke- cola, or the chips.
Chocolate milk :)
random person with a youtube channel looks good
Lava😱😱😱
Acid...lots..and lots...of acid
@@Phi_Lix it CAN produce a liquid version of some chips
Only in an SCP video would the subtitles be allowed to say "go ahead and clearance" when the line is "you've got the clearance".
*DO THE CLEARANCE*
@@ikmwrime29sorryaira60 that made me laugh more then it should have-
@@ruthannthekiller Good, now *DO YOU CLEARANCE?*
@@ikmwrime29sorryaira60 Yes. I do clearance.
@@ikmwrime29sorryaira60 I don't clearance. *Uses machine*
Your fluency between words in part of this was a masterpeice, Like "Or and alcoholic dream with such a seamlessly moving onto margaritas" Just the beat perfection.
If I had access to a machine like this I would use it to make my enemy’s anemic.
i would use it to make people go crazy!
imagine having a cup of madness, a cup of paranoia, a cup of insomnia, ENDLESS POSIBILITIES!!!
Next : Toaster song
Based on the Game: I am Bread
@@Projectionist31YT I think he was meaning SCP 426 i am a toaster
@Cookie. co SCP 436 is the error locket not a toaster
@@Projectionist31YT sorry good catch
A song all about me
She: -Honey stop sing it's song, I can not go on!
He: -♪Green tea, black tea, stars from the galaxy...♪
"Bring Back Animals Even Though They'Ve Gone Extinct"
294: *Out Of Range*
Just when I think Kyle can’t surprise me anymore...
He proves me wrong!
Stellar work my man!
What a nice coffee machine. *I wonder what would happen if I put in antimatter?*
Don't
WAIT WHA-
[Pours Liquid Anti-matter on my brother] "There."
Yes
You wanna make Bing-Bang?
ive listened to this about 23 times in the past 3 years, yet ive almost memorized the entire thing without meaning to. Shows this is a bop, its stuck in my head.
Ok the plague doctor song was awesome too. But this... This is a master piece!
I obviously subscribed! :D
Let's all admit the Kyle Allen has the best Music, >:3
2017: I GIVE YOU SWITCH!
2018: I GIVE YOU BENDY
2019:I GIVE YOU MODERN WARFARE!
2020: I give you a talking coffee machine. Oh and a disease.
Bendy was created in 2017 too.
@@blackyinc2274 I know but it wasnt GOOD until 2018 when it updated
It doesn't talk tho?
@@jabz1582 it's just what I thought lol
2020
That was awesome! What a great song!!
Can you imagine if you heard this song coming from scp 294 it would be cool
Can’t wait love your music
You make scp songs how I've not heard of this!
SCP foundation: lets type this compound in. Oops it grabbed that jar from across the room.
This song deserves to have people react to it , it’s a absolute banger
one of my new favorite songs.
The starting beat sounds very happy.
Few was worried you dropped this one. Super happy you didn't.
I can,t wait This is going to be great
Omg i love this song !!!!
Why wait this long ?! If it's a premiere, it mean the video is already ready, so why don't you post it ?
We're trying to stick to a schedule of posting every Wednesday.
PERFECTION TAKES TIME
Yep! I work about 3 weeks in advance.
Just be happy they posted it
@Jason Higgy the song is literally about it
1:33 fun fact: typing in a cup of Joe gives you blood and tissue of a janitor named joe
... pretty sure he knows that
@@fleur_bleue9703 not specifying the creator read again did i say his name?
@@masongaming9269 sorry mate, the way you worded it was just weird
@@fleur_bleue9703 i changed it a bit is it better now? Ill Change it again if not
@@masongaming9269 might wanna change it into a fun fact type thing, like "Fun fact: typing in a cup of joe gives you the blood and tissue of a janitor named joseph" or something like that
I love this song I listen to it everyday It's really good and spc 294 Is 1 of the more interesting scps
Oh great..oh how damn wonderful...the song im gonna be freaking addicted to for the next 2 weeks THANKS ALOT
No serisouly this is amazing!! I love it so much!
Wait, What If you type SCP 294 In SCP 294.
You are will destroy the whole universe.
It gonna give you melted Metal and Plastic... And it gonna damage it self a Little.
Most SCP Song Makers: 173, 99, 096..
Kyle Allen: What about the Coffee Machine?
This is going to be stuck in my head for a while
This is gonna be epic scp song edit this was an epic song
This comment has been disable because all the people in the replies section wouldn’t agree with the person who wrote the comment.
Considering all the people saying they'd order a cup of Joe I'd be surprised if Agent Joseph hasn't died yet
Well with what I’ve heard Agent Joseph didn’t die, he just had a weird unidentified liquid sweating out of him. He was in hospital for a few days, but thankfully recovered.
If we're talking about the cannon site-19 then it caused the death of hundreds of scps and people because of ordering a cup of "black hole"
c u p o f j o r r r r r rr r e
what about the "best drink ever" incident where someone asked for the best drink ever and was given a cup of SCP-049s blood(which is purple and smells like flowers for some reason) and they drank it causing them to die?
edit I've just been informed it didn't kill the guy it just caused him to become depressed and kill himself a few hours later
me: types "blackhole" coffee
SCP-294: no, that's not how you're supposed to play the game
Loved it
What would happen if I tell it to give me an SCP 294?
From this song I thought of a few drinks
Death: Would you have to drink it to kill it or would anything living that touches it kill it immediately, the latter would make it easy to kill immortal scp, 096, 173, 682 to name a few
‘Ship some gas from Earth to Saturn’: Is the ‘Out of range’ message determined by how far something is or by how difficult it is to collect, like diamond or blood of 173
A star: Probably impossible even for 294’s standards but if it could would it just take a cupful of our sun’s mass or compress the whole thing, probably destroying the Earth, maybe 294 refuses to serve some drinks because it would cause mass destruction or maybe even its own
Just some thoughts I had while listening to this
Years later, still a banger
What I expected: a great song
What I didn’t expect: coffee machine asmr
I can see why this needed to come out in 4 days
Me a smart indian: mixed milk and water
Love your vids
Sounds very chilling not gonna lie... gonna vibe to this lel
My favourite SCPs are:
5=SCP 3008 (Ikea)
4=SCP 2800 (cactus boi)
3=SCP 1057 (invisible shark)
2=SCP 4335 (minecraft boi)
1=SCP 1889 (calculus trap)
Rolling Suricate when I saw 4335 on your list I was like “Minecraft?” So I read about it and it’s actually a good SCP
DeeganTheDuck9000 if you like Minecraft and SCPs you can subscribe to my channel. I can’t do videos right now, but when I will be able to do it I will play Minecraft SCP
THAT'S AN OPINION
@@orca2384 Yes. and people have their own which is what makes it an opinion and not a fact :)
Are we going to ignore the fact that we can just type in “answered to” and type what answers we want
Answers to literally everything
Cool song of SCP-294☺
The best is awesome and PERFECT
I ment Beat it autocorrected me
This is my favorite SCP
Scp-999 look in up
@@malachimatthews9723 I’m aware of it
I wonder what happens if i insert "Creeper"
It will put you i'to minecraft
@@thermo3443 Interesting..
And make u meet a c r e p e r
aW mAn
Gunpowder Milk
Best songs ever👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Out of all plots this is about a coffee machine?! WOW
Delicious ☕️☕️☕️
Glitchtrap I didn’t know you like coffee
What is a cup of joe
who knew a song about just 1 scp can be so good
Well thayt was jammer, Kyle, once again good beat and That for visuas really "blended togethwer wthe environment. .
Sounds like Dr. Bright singing this, ngl
I would want a cup of immortality
Finally! Somebody said SCP-294’s name right!
Top of the lists on scp songs because man this is good
Who else is watching this now
I'm still annoyed by "makes you wanting more". Couldn't it have been "leaves you wanting more"?
Edited to change over-exaggerated phrasing
Thanks for the feedback!
@@KyleAllenMusic, you're welcome! Also, I dont mean to sound like I'm retreating because I know you saw my comment, but "mad" isnt the right word. I meant more like "slightly irritated". Anyway, it doesn't sound as off to me as it used to. The more I listen to this song the more it sounds fine and normal.
@@AAAAAA-nw1tx It's all good, people always find something to change with the lyrics once it's posted. All I can do unfortunately is be extra careful next time.
@@KyleAllenMusic, yeah. Anyway, have a good day and be careful when using SCP 294!
What happens if I type in SCP-294?
I think it will have baby's?
*{Redacted}* Will come out
My favourite song!
This song makes it very easy to remember the number for this specific scp object
I would type a cup of alien blood
For science
So the video it's gonna upload at 1 pm in my country so finally I have a reason to sleep, (6 am the time I'm making this comment).
I can actually sing this now and I’ve listen to it for one 2-3 days lol
I never knew that scp songs are so good
I'm the only one waiting at the moment
W what moment?
I think it is safe, just need to sure that no one odder their name or toxic.
I really like the upbeat music🎵
helo again I will not miss the live chat thing yessss
If this guy, stupendium and cg5 partnered up they would make the best song in the multiverse
Half of views on this song is Just me (curent views 5026)
294 was always my favorite SCP!
Order a cup of the "Hard to kill reptile's soul"
I would have a cup of the best drink I’ve had
6th to see
This is really good you should do another scp if you can
Never ask for a cup of joe! We don't want that happening again.