If Pokedex Entries Were WAY More Literal
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- Опубликовано: 19 июн 2020
- We're running out of ways to describe how literal these are. Really shoulda just called them "Part X" in the titles. Oh well, too late now.
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@@anakinskywalker7208 general kenobi
next one should be called "If Pokedex entries were e-X-tremely literal"
Imagine how lucky you'd be to be a male Cubone
yea
You'd never have a loving family.
It a 50/50 chane
But what happens to the fathers? Do they just disappear? Weird they never bring that up.
@@christianlorre Dont ask questions that can be ansered by example male cubones having a shorter life spam or meting their end to another pokemon ask what hapens when a cubone mother gives birth to 2 cubones
Ok the execution of the "The More You Know" jingle is really creative
damn you beat me too it but seriously ya lol
I know right, the staru...it was perfect
I also was going to comment the same thing!
It's just 8 bit of the actual the more you k ow jingle
Si (english translation yes)
"He had a rib removed to do that." Real clever dorkly.
@A true blue gamer There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson removed a rib so he could perform oral sex on himself.
@@BNK2442 Never have I wanted to un-read something as much as I do now...
Octavio Bannach Um wow why would anybody remove their rib just for that.
@@Mario87456 Because it looks like an amazing skill. It's not true though, si it doesnt really matter.
@@BNK2442 are you sure he didn't want to make like Adam. Make a female clone of himself
So, if you give your vulpix a fire stone:
-The Vulpix stops existing;
-Coming from every part of the world, nine wizards reunite in one location;
-The nine wizards decide they should fuse to become a single fire-breathing fox;
-The fox now created out of 9 wizards possessing sacred powers decides to obey to a 10 year old boy and fight other Pokemon until it faints, over and over again.
Seems legit
Best comment! You are going to get at least 20 likes in the next few days I bet.
Haha, although not explicit, I always assumed that that was how the first ninetails came to be. Not how every individual one in the species did.
Every Pokemon game henceforth should show that entire process every time.
I remember this from a Pokémon manga, but touching even a single tail of a ninetails will turn you into a Pokémon until they have perceived you as “redeemed” and depending on the reason you’ve done it you can be a genar or a torchick
and then you realize there's 9 wizards per every ninetails, and per every vulpix that may evolve into ninetails is 9 more wizards, tf is there a warehouse of infinite wizards somewhere
Wait, if cubone wears the skull of their mother, then what did the first cubone wear?
Another Pokemon skull.
What came first the cubone or the skull
I mean if we’re being *literal* it’s mother as it was probably created through non Pokemon evolution.
A chicken egg
Ohhh that's simple IT'S SKULL
I was expecting the Victini one to be two Victini's beating each other "to death" for eternity, but that works too.
NOICE Idea
Very creative
mortal kombat friendship
That idea is so much better than what they went with. I mean what they did works. But reading this makes me wish they had thought of that.
Lmao same
Looks like Ash had a secret Victini in his backpack to finally win the League
More like he had a negative victini in the past seasons.
@@ArcadeEXP Specially Kalos League!
you are everywhere
Located you again
Quite possible, I mean in the Victini movie a Victini touched Tepig to win a fight against a trainer's Samurott
Victini: (PSYCHIC TYPE)
Machamp: (Fighting type)
Me: *“You should’ve lost anyways.”*
True.
Not really. With the levels shown in the video:
Lvl 47 252 Atk Victini Zen Headbutt vs. Lvl 51 0 HP / 0 Def Machamp: 116-138 (69 - 82.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
vs
Lvl 51 252+ Atk Machamp Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. Lvl 47 0 HP / 0 Def Victini: 132-156 (80 - 94.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
And that's without it being burned (thus activating Guts). In the next turn, Machamp would use Bullet Punch and the battle would end.
@@emanuelnascimento6941 but it didnt use knockoff it just started beating the shit out of victini. so thats closer to a closecombat than a knock off.
machamped just skipped victini turns the entire time
@@emanuelnascimento6941 Assuming they have those specific sets, it's still a gamble. That follow-up bullet punch only does 12.1-14.5%, which means that it's a roll in combination with the knock off, it adds up to 92.1% - 109%.
Marowak: has 2 kids
Cubines: both has their own complete skull of their mom
Or even better, when you have cubones breeding at a daycare, they have eggs, cubones are born with the skulls, and yet you still have the parents alive and healthy....
I subscribe to the Kangaskhan theory, myself. It still doesn't entirely make sense, but it kind of fixes these logical inconsistencies.
@@epikitee2186 what theory?
@@ianr.navahuber2195 Cubone = Baby Kangaskhan
the Marowak is the dad and the kids are from two different mothers
Imagine being a skilled wizard and end up becoming 1/9 of a white fire throwing fox......
White?
To be fair that's one hell of a powerful fire throwing fox.
@@codenamefirestarter7478 Not necessarily. Could be 9 utterly atrocious wizards, merging to become one mediocre fire type.
Fusion ha
Actually, I think is cool, you know. At least not a frog, troll or some eldritch fusion...I think fox is neat option
who said that the wizards merged into one intentionally?
maybe they tried to use a human transmutation circle to bring back their dead family members and by some accident they merged to one dog.
Lol as if anyone would be reckless and stupid enough to misuse human transmutation to turn people into dogs or attempt to bring back a dead person. Only a total clown would do either of these things, let alone both.
@@abduljah9355 heh, yeah, only an idiot would do that. Absolutely.
Big..brother Edward...
@@abduljah9355 I don't know, that sounds like the mark of a true family man who'd do anything to bring his daughter and family dog closer together.
i feel like everyone was traumatised by this and we survive by laughing with others as if we are fine with it. haha that used to be a cute little girl
I need that the more you know staryu as a gif immediately
Victini always winning is like how techno blade never dies.
That's because Technoblade has a Victini.
Pokemon logic, anime logic, cartoon logic. It doesn't make sense, right?
technooooobalaaaadeee neva dies
I've no idea who technoblade is but isnt it more like: How kenny from south park never dies.
dream has something to say about that, seen the last MC champs?
10 - "If Pokedex entries were even way more literal"
11 - "If Pokedex entries were way more extremely literal"
1828377481 - "If Pokedex entries were way more hiper mega ultra extremely literal"
420928697293 - "If Pokedex entries were fictionaln't
3046194735481925458191464026: if pokemon entries we're... Umm... Im out of ideas.
reddit moment
9999999999888888888877762737788283: if pokedex are not real
@@kirakelvinart2169 83472841289745263895687375877387523845743852326328376762: Pokedex if he real
Mega literal
Ultra literal
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Maximum-over Literal
“If pokémon entries were Arceus-Literal
no
Yes.
What comes next after arceus?
@@mrmayo1222 shuckle, yeaaaa
@@mrmayo1222 if pokedex entries were so literal that they create a rift in the space-time continum
I'm with those nine wizards: NO ONE deserves to be owned by Miltank Frank.
Is Miltank Frank gonna be the new shuckle?
Ya. 😁😲
Oi a brawl stars player
But Miltank Frank lookin kinda fresh doe ngl
@@miraimin1 What about Eevee Frank
well, this series will never die
AND thats good because i Love it
This series has Victini
Until he finished the gen 4(?) dex
Don't jinx it, mate!
I love these videos. Please don’t stop.
I mean...
Dorkly no longer exists as far as I know, these are mostly backlogs
I 100% agree to Doggoperson626
Believin '
Face it dorky is running out of cash they are going bankrupt
They should make a pokedex literall on rotom, zygarde and the ultra beast ide watch it.
"You know, i heard he had a rib removed so he could do that."
Me:... like Marilyn Manson?
I could hear it, but... What does the little cherubi say? That's whay i can't understand.
@@gians.9880 "Please don't eat me! I have sentience!"
I'm glad not be alone in understanding that reference
Same
Well, there's always an ULTIMATELY literal set of pokedex entries.
Victini always winning is like how no one can deflect the Emerald Splash.
And how no one is tied up inside my basement yep no one haha nothing to see here
Sudden cardiac arrest has vulnerabilities
Stand Users being overconfident with their Stands is about the only thing consistent in JoJo. "My Stand is a stag beetle with the tongue from Alien. IT IS THE BEST STAND EVAR"
That was a neat Black/White event when Victini was released.
Or how no fighter escaped the Thunder Cross split attack
What if humans were like cubones oh what a horrifying world we would live in
Relativity folks... Cubones thinking humans bursting out of private parts is horrifying and the mother is left alive to stew in the pain and anguish for days on end... At least their births are quick and they get a headgear too
then human would die out long ago because if we killed all of our mother then this race not gonna last.
And the weirdest part is, every mother only has one skull, so our population would actually be forced to go down as every new generation was smaller and smaller. Every mother can only have one child, so either we'd have to have harems to slow down our extinction or we'd go extinct in a few decades.
abortions would be far more accepted
@@Diapolo10 unless the mother gave birth more than one (twins, triple...) then i doubt it gonna take few decades for us to go extinct, maybe few months.
0:15 Fourth wall! Cubone is holding the Pokédex and breaking the fourth wall!
That’s a marowak
Well if every cubone always wears the skull of it's mother, cubones can always only have one offspring.They should be very near to extinction by now......
Ditto.
Ulnsee when they evolve into markwak and only markwak give birth
@@koalafromtomorrow5656 But that Marowak would be the Cubone's mother. Therefore the Marowak would be dead & the Cubone would wear her skull.
dear lord the amount of pain a cubone has to go through whenever someone tells them "happy mothers day"
Don't people only say "Happy Mothers Day" to moms?
They gotta spend every Mother's Day in Lavender Town 😁😲👌🎵
@@D_YellowMadness Imagine just telling that to a Cubone to bully it
0:35
So, only 1 Cubone baby is born from every female Marowak. What if something rare happens and all Cubones left are male and there are only male Cubone and Marowak left. The whole species could go extinct just because they were f***ed by nature and no female Marowaks are left
Edit: forgot about Ditto
lmao
The whole species would go extinct anyway because they can't replenish any that died before giving birth. It wouldn't be a rare occurrence. Or... Let's say 50 out of 100 Cubone were female. They "give birth", and half of those 50 are male. So now we have 25 females and 75 males. Now we're inbreeding (or breeding with another species in the same egg group). Let's say those 25 sprout 10 females and 15 males and the 50 original males die off due to old age...see the problem? Lol. The males breeding with other species of Pokemon won't make anymore Cubone because the egg is always the same species as the mother.
Ditto is their only salvation, but then the cubone couldn't wear their mother's skull.
@@marshmallowmountains4636 well, time for nature to find it way and turn some male Cubone/Marowaks into female.
@@shikniwho7215 A few generations isn't nearly enough time. But it is Pokemon so...
What if Cubone has two kids? If all Cubones only have 1 kid, then they're sure to extinct.
These just keep getting better and more dark I LOVE IT
Dorkly: If pokedex's were even more literal
Prof Oak:Aah.. s**t here we go again
0:07-What if the mother has twins?
next one is like: If Pokedex Entries Were LITERALY More Literal
They gotta do that.
So that how Cubone birth works
-The more you know
Cherubi: *is number 420 in the PokeDex*
Also Cherubi: Talks like they’re high af
Hmmm
also cherubi: is a pair of balls
@@notjustaperson2259 One was just used more than the other
Also cherubi: casually eats its sibling in order to evolve
This series must NEVER end until all Pokemon have had their Dex read.
But what about entries that are completely innocent? Like Stoutland for example? It is said to rescue people from cold mountains, just because of it's good nature (if I remember correctly). How would Dorkly turn *that* into something dark? Now that I think about it, I'm actually really eager to know.
God I miss these videos! Thank you for sharing!
I laughed so hard when "the more you know" showed up 😂😂
Cubone: Born knowing how to talk.
This channel is like a drug, I can’t take enough of it
DORKLY, DONT STOP MAKING VIDEOS YOUR VIDEOS ARE THE ONLY REASON I LAUGH EVERYDAY EVEN THOUGH LIFE GETS PRETTY ROUGH
I knew the thumbnail would make me regret clicking. *AND I STILL CLICKED. DAMN YOU DORKLES*
0:22 duhh and nutuhh
(Isn’t a cubone just a charmander that has survived death (tail flame going out) from its own sadness of its mother’s death explaining the mother’s (charizard’s) skull it wears also by surviving death in a result changing its powers/moves draining any and all fire ability also giving it a cool origin story I guess) I only know this by personal knowledge from playing probably too much Pokémon and ingame lore and art👋😄
Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)
Jste borci.
I wonder what the next episode will be called. I can't wait to find out.
You do such a great job on these! Keep it up!
Fun Fact: The peculiar birthing process of Cubone shares similarities with that of Xenomorph, a Dark/Poison type Ultra Beast, and the two are theorized by some scientists to be related in some way.
Dorkly must survive!
it's a nice thought, I'm hopeful but 2020 is a year where everything we love is taken from us
Keep 'em coming! Great series
I've been waiting for this video
Y'all killed it with the "more you know"
“I heard he had a rib removed so he could do that..”
Lol dude...
PLZ MAKE MORE OF THESE. its great and awesome
This is cool, make more of these
"I heard he had a rib removed so he could do that."
Omg, I'm dying over here xD
0:40 Then a drifloon comes in and Yoinks the kiddo. "Hippity Hoppity this child is my property."
I really enjoy these keep it up
I'll never get tired of these.
0:31 Congratula- jeez ok, so much for that I guess
"I heard he had a rib removed so he could do that"
I swear to god nobody here will get that reference
Thank god nobody will get it lmao, this is a kids video
I feel like I know what it means but at the same I don’t
@Snowcold It literally starts with Cubone violently emerging from its mother’s head. It is not a kid’s video.
Now I REALLY want to get it
Yeah I dont think the kids will know that one XD.
Thank god Dorkly is back.
Finally I have been waiting for a new video new subscriber
Me: So how literal are these Pokedex entries?
Dorkly: *YES*
If Pokédex entries were rhombicosidodecahedron level of real.
Thank goodness that Lowbrow is helping Dorkly
This series never dies does it
0:50 Yeees they finally did machamp punching 1000 punches in 2 seconds I am was asking this for so long also orange mew lmao 😂
USA Elections be like: 1:05
Lmao
I really wanna see a video or even a series focusing on Kirby being all powerful or how he is tempted constantly being all powerful haha
I want more of these.
Hi
Good job
Hi
Hi
Congrats you are First but don't edit this comment
It's like Pokemon made a tragic backstory for ONE Cubone and then decided: "Every Cubone will be this sad, not just the one Team Rocket killed." And all the Cubones adorned their mothers' skulls to mourn with that one Cubone whose mother _Was_ alive (at the same time Cubone was) prior to the player getting involved.
Or Team Rocket just did a Marowak genocide...
My headcanon is that Cubone are carrion eaters that repurpose the bones of their meals as weapons and armor.
Then when they evolve into Marowak the skull they wear fuses with their head.
This has gotta be the best series these guys made
ImAgiNe If ThE cUbOne killE D his mOthEr To GeT hEr S kUll
r/youngpeopleyoutube
Oedipus complex....
Oh No
DazzXY R/woosh
OH my God My eyes
Bleach: hey dude Wanna be friends
Love Dorkly!
Wow that Being John Malkovich line at the end was a real throwback lol. Man that was a crazy movie
Everything seemed so simple, until 0:35.
New title ideas:
If pokedex entries were just a tad more literal
If pokedex entries were liberal (for april fools?)
Cubone birth: (shot my head with a gun)
Machamp killing Victini: (crying in my bed)
Cherubi eating itself(never eat cherries again)
Miltank squirt milk on Ninetales:(laugh like a villan)
This fun novelty of a RUclips vid series needs something more outrageously literal to continue
“Running Out of Ways to Describe How Literal It is” Astonishingly Literal, Horrifyingly Literal, Spine-Chillingly Literal, Infinitely Literal, More Literal than Literal itself, Literal-in-itself. I can name many more ways
Has anyone noticed that the narrator's voice actor has changed?
I honestly don't notice very much at all
It changed? I thought it only got a new voice tone.
Using a Staryu in the The More You Know part was a nice touch
That “more you know” has me rolling haha
I feel like Cubone’s mother’s skull should be a legend instead of it being every Cubone. I always theorized that Cubone’s made their skulls out of materials they find for protection or their eggs since they hatch with one.
I thought that the Victini part was going to be what would happen if both trainers have a Victini.
Omg that was sick and made so much sense for cubone
Thanks for bringing up the cubone paradox.
**The more you know, the more you cry**
I ran out if Master Balls.
Alright people, evereyone comment their suggestions for the future videos' title, WE WON'T LET THIS SERIES END HERE!
-Absurdly literal
-Surprisingly literal
-Nonsensically literal
-Obnoxiously literal
Figuratively Literal
Meant Literally
To Be Interpreted in the Literal Sense
Non Figurative
Exactly As Stated
This is the best of the Pokedex videos because of the Cherubi entry
Nice job, never checking out your other channel though.
Pokedex Entry: the pokedex entries series will never die
FACTS
And what if a Cubone has more than one child?
The other one uses its moms rib cage.
Finally another one i am planning on joining dropout and 1 question
Do u work for collage humour
Big fan of this series
Huh neat
"The more you know"
Well I'm never looking at cubones the same ever again 🤣🤣🤣
Best one yet 👌
Miltank Frank lol. Also that cubone birth is kinda nightmare fuel ngl;
I need more