Creighton Boys School's Popular New French Teacher - Saturday Night Live
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- Опубликовано: 24 сен 2013
- The most popular teacher in school. Aired 10/22/05
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I wish I had that endless sandwitch
Sandwich
lmao fax
Sanwitch
Samich
Witchsand
I love the sketches when Rachel Dratch just eats all the way through
Lars no, the German teacher
I want that that endless sandwich
Her delivery was on point
@@dylancarter6311 Funny that you had to answer that question, but I wished you said “Yes”. 😂
A real tom boy🤠
Rachel should get an Emmy for her sandwich eating! 6 minutes, so believable and never runs out of sandwich!
@Aaron D. Digby, Sr.: CALM TF DOWN
EXACTLY!!
She actually just had 8 different sandwiches to switch between.
catherine makes them look like wildebeests. but on the right night after a few beers rachel transforms into catherine
Even Rachel couldn't resist checking out Catherine when she bent over.
😆 "Olo"
😂😂
Don't speak that in Filipino it may think your nuts🤪.
@@robertotamesis1783 how nuts ? balut nuts ?? lol
@@jAYROCCS1x Ulo means crazy, in tagalog you know that.
@@robertotamesis1783 no i dnt know bro
“Oh, I thought when you got divorced, it changed back…”
Burn!
MatchstalkMan ya burnt!
Best line of the whole sketch
“You know what they say, veni vidi vici”
(I came I saw I conquered)
MatchstalkMan just gonna say he mispronounced veni vedi vici, the letter v is pronounced as a w
@@postacorona6746 In Classical Latin, you're correct. But in Vulgar Latin, the 'v' is pronounced the same as in English. Depends which you're taught. Don't want to be one of those guys, but I took Latin for four years haha (God bless Catholic education).
"My name is Michel, now, s'il vous plait"
Hahaha
That line is brilliant! lol
"Viva la France!" haha funny stuff. Love those guys.
What does it mean?
I’m not shocked that he can speak French, because he was Pierre Escargot! (Any OG Nickelodeon All That fans?)
Wee wee!!
"What time you gettin' home honey?"
I practically broke some ribs, I laughed so damn hard! :)
me as well lol
Same. That was the funniest part of the skit. 😂
I hope you got better
Wanted to know how much time he had to gun down...
same
"Are you already sleeping with her?"
"As they say in Latin: Veni, vidi, vici"
I came, I saw, I conquered
Hahahahahaha
Charles Wu Goodness Hi
Also “booyah”
“Suck it”
Ok Dr. Cooper
Mispronounced (should have a "w" sound).
The German teacher is how one should take life. Just chill, and observe.
That doesn’t sound very German
chill, observe and eat a sandwich
Dont volunteer,.dont get involved.
Nuper In Nocte it's just because she's already dipped into the scotch in her desk
@Johnny Vex (chewing my sandwich in german) ok
Haven't we all had a teacher like that. The one that made it a bit harder...I mean easier.
+Kasino80 nope
+Bad Maw then I feel bad for you :/
+Kasino80 dont my whole school suffers from this. Except the guys that like fatties.
+Bad Maw you need to start a petition
+Kasino80 I did, unfortunately we were too young to understand hotness, it was before puberty hit our class.
If Catheryn zeta jones was my teacher, i’d have her picture on my phone as well.
In Canada we say Catherine Zeda-Jones :)
You don't remember?
legal man
@Julien Sardon Theatre You don't remember either?
U too dearest
In the fourth grade, we had a teacher who looked like Farah Fawcett. We would ride our bikes to her house just to knock on her door and say hello. She was exactly like Catheryn ZJ. Just full of thoughtful nurturing words that buttered us up with encouragement and compliments. We floated away on our bikes bragging how we could easily romance her as our age, lack of employment, nor experience hadn't any bearing on our future hypothetical plans..LOL
I just saw a woman tonight that looked like her, I said she looked familiar, and she told me probly for a bad reason, yeah she was definitely tweakin
That last sentence was fucking gold lmao.
In fourth grade? So you were like 8 or 9?
I didn't know kids started getting such feelings that young.
@@Milamberinx we had cable tv back then and television so we had some clues and our own mixture of urban myths and naive concepts. probably a rated PG or PG 13..LOL
Wait, was she like Farrah Fawcett or Catherine Zeta-Jones??
that "olo?" and the face Andy makes kills me every time
just realised her name is supposed to be Dequoi which would translate to "DE'WHAT"
Claire Garcia hahahaha same like some of Keenan's sketches hahaha
I think it's de Crois or something like that.
Think from the way it's pronunced it's supposed to mean "Delacroix " literally meaning "Of the cross" , a somewhat plausible french last name (this dude had it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eug%C3%A8ne_Delacroix)
Claire Garcia de quoi is about
I heard La Croix. Lol.
Back when Keenan and Andy still looked young enough to be H.S. seniors.
keenan has looked the same ever since his debut 🤣
Its crazy that he has been on the show for 17vfrwaking years. He should be embarrassed its way too long, he is using the show to bankroll striaght to retirement🙄
@@GHC3 nfw. Keenan continues to be brilliant.
@@GHC3 and you should be embarrassed about talking shit on the internet about someone who's way more successful than you'll ever be
@@GHC3 Embarrassed???? Bro, why would you quit an amazing job where you make tons of $$$$?? That's the dumbest thing ever. Plus, he's really talented and makes SNL so much better.
Catherine Zeta Jones is just lovely
LMAO "my name is michel now".......... No wonder!
This has got to be one of the best sketches they've ever done. It's not silly or over-the-top or slapstick or gross. It's just well written. Doesn't make you fall over laughing but it's clever and poignant and as good as any scene from a sitcom.
It feels so lived-in, like we know every character and their back story and you can imagine this going on for eight seasons. Everyone really disappears into their roles, and even the set designer paid meticulous attention to detail. I haven’t seen any other SNL skit quite like it.
@ he just wants extra credit in her class cause she's 52 and still hot
@ It might not be as laugh out loud as some of the others, but that's not what the OP is saying. This sketch feels like part of a much larger show and it's extremely well written. You know all of the relationships between the characters without them having to explicitly say "How's my ex-wife doing today?" or some other unnatural expository phrase. It feels like a conversation between slightly heightened real people, which is how all of the best sitcoms work - by making you care about the characters as people, rather than just as caricatures or plot objects.
It's rhe best thing I have ever seen. More beautiful than the birth of my daughter.
@@kritav1111 hey…uh…you ever been hang gliding?
The veni, vidi vici joke is hilarious, it means “I came, I saw, I conquered” 😂🤣
She looks like every damn German teacher I had
Had a pretty good looking one myself I must admit.
Literally the German teacher haircut
"Roz" the perfect name as well.
My high school German teacher lived on my street and was a smoking hot blonde. I delivered newspapers my Freshman year and one time when I went to collect the monthly subscription at her house and I could hear her screaming inside from her really young looking boyfriend giving her a good old rogering - they did not answer but the front door was open with just a screen door - so you could hear it all. I told the class about and every guy thought they would be "next" in line. She was flirty for sure.....interesting times interesting times
She looks like mine too
We had a Spanish teacher who looked like Penelope Cruz. Man she was something.
This french teacher is almost a carbon copy of my French professor in college everyone adored. She came straight from Paris and was only here for a year, and she was so beautiful and kind (though somewhat strict with grading) and had this easy charm and genuine friendliness and curiosity. Half the class was a little in love with her and she made fulfilling the mandatory language requirement a bit more fun!
I piped her
Let me guess which Half
My Freshman year English teacher in college was an ex-Playboy bunny.
@@theeclectic2919 I used to pipe her.
@@thelastjohnwayne You may be surprised how many women were included. Myself one of them 🤣
“What time you gettin home honey”
That was fantastic lol
Rachel Dratch is the MVP of the sketch. Eating the sandwich not giving a shit about her husband 🤣🤣🤣
On the contrary, the joke is that her husband clearly doesn't give a sh-t about her, especially considering the present company - a state of affairs to which she is not indifferent but long-resigned. I agree that Rachel played that very well, but apparently not well enough for you to get the joke.
i wish German teacher's part was bigger in this sketch.
i spent 10 fucking minutes trynna get a hair off my screen just for it to be your profile picture
Omg that profile pic made me think I had to eyelash on my phone
Ditto!!
ernest747 That hair! 😝 trickster.
Every time...
For some reason Seth and Amy are at their funniest when being snarky with each other (probably with the exception of Weekend Update). The Sally and Dan Needler/Harrison sketches are some of their best, and they fire it off again here.
NewhamMatt so true.
I was an English teacher at a high school in Warsaw, Poland. I had three students drop my class because they wanted to take Arabic. About 2 weeks later at a staff meeting I finally met the Arabic teacher and realized why they chose her, an impossibly gorgeous Lebanese-Polish woman, over me (male...nice hair, tho).
To clarify a couple of things:
- We both worked part time (and on alternate days), so we never crossed paths.
- Students needed 2 language credits, and the boys who dropped my class were already pretty good at English (and were taking Spanish)
@chronicreader that would have been an amazing end to that story. My actual wife is also a great continuation, but wholly unrelated to that part of my life.
@@181cameron An English teacher that uses the word _"tho."_ 🤔
@@StoneE4 I've since retired from that life. Also, I used to explain to my students that only those of us who are adept at the language are the ones who may be allowed to play with it ;-)
I'm sure you do have nice hair 👍
I got my arm ripped off at the shoulder, and as rehab for myself, I studied really hard to not only write again but to write w the most beautiful handwriting ever, and that led to studying the etymology of English, which was bastardized from Germanic, French, Latin, Greek and Arabic, so I learned (and have since forgotten) quite a bit of it. But it's a very lonely area of study, so, hello there. Nice to meet you. 😊
4:04 "Ilary,your perfume makes you smell like a OOker! " hahahahahahah
"What time you getting home honey?" Hahahahahaha :D
Seth is so good. His onscreen rivalry with Amy is priceless. That series "the couple that should be divorced" Is my favorite.
"what time you getting home honey?" LITERALLY CHOKING ON MY TRUSCUITS
That's funny and a familiar feeling. In Secondary school when I was about 14/15 years old a new French teacher who was female came to teach our all boys school. Whenever she wasn't around, or when other teachers were present, the boys would talk quite loudly. But when she came into the room all the boys suddenly turned silent for the whole duration of her teaching, you could hear a pin drop. She was always dressed in some black stockings and black dress and big red lipstick and she had a French accent of course. Once I whispered to a boy next to me "Why is everyone really quiet when she's here?" and the boy replied "because she's hot" hahaha. This happened in around 2007/2008 in Bolton School, England.
I love how dratch never stopped eating
I will say, that was a very accurate depiction of the amount of time teachers get for their lunch!
This is it, we just need really hot teachers and no child will ever be left behind
NO. They will all choose to be behind. I would.
YES! PLEASE.
@@surewinner *I see what you did there*
Too bad must of we're ugly as a tire...
Quite the contrary!
"I have scotch in my desk."
"Let's hit it."
Finally, found this comment
I love that statement!
I like this skit because it perfectly encapsulates the bubble super attractive people live in.
Yeah, jealousy attacks at every turn by insecure ppl.. including you. But so very Anglo saxon.. A Sad culture.
@@gregdee9085 oookaaay..
@@gregdee9085 Our jealousy is besides the point.
@@emanuelmota7217 Why?
@@gregdee9085 - I’m not sure that jealousy is an emotion that is the preserve of the Anglo-Saxons. Did they not teach you that at clown college?
I wish I had a sandwich that never ran out...
*"What time you getting home honey?"*
😂
What time you coming home honey?
I did NOT see that coming.... 😂😂😂
What time do you get home honey 😂
they could never replace chris farley.
I didn't know the Needlers worked at the same school. Good for them. They finally got that divorce.
Olo... LMAO. she is so lovely it is crazy
Yeah, i wish my teacher back then looks like Catherine Zeta Jones.
Brian Fantana 60% of the time....it works EVERY TIME!
Jason H. That doesn’t make sense.
Most of my teachers looked like Phyllis Diller.
Griffis061...........annnd the vagina that causes mouth cancer
I thought that was Gemma Arterton
The funniest part is when he says "holo??"
Took spanish for 3 years. That ‘en español, por favor’ triggered me😂
It was “En Français, s’il vous plâit, monsieur!” for me :shudder:
I just saw this for the first time and literally almost had a heart attack from laughing when the dad turned to his wife and said "what time ya coming home honey"!!!!!!!!!
"You're perfume makes you look like a 'OOKER😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"smell" not "look"
Your* OMG English isn't even my native language and I speak it better than u.
you*
Bald Arrow dude calm down
The human made a mistake
We all do
Bald Arrow ha! Troll
Catherine zeta-jones actually does speak French.
I had to watch this..I went to an all boy school and we also got a new french teacher..She was incredible..this was in the late 70's. I can so relate to this video
I'm french and I have to admit that she is pretty good at it. She makes a few mistakes but she has a really good accent and know how to pronounce french words ! Good job !
Not bad for a Welsh lass.
I wish I understand what she was saying and also what Matthew was saying when they were talking back-and-forth
I took french for 6 years, but I haven't practiced in a long time, but It was cool to be able to understand what she was saying an catch those hidden jokes that non-french speakers don't hear lol.
do y’all really say “là” so much?
"What time you gettin home honey?" Best line lol
That twist was amazing.
Heck, even my wife said she'd leave me for CZJ.🤣
"As they say it latin, 'Veni, Vidi, Vici"
Didn't catch that the first time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"My name is Michel, now, s'il vous plait "
@3:16 killed me 😂 😂
The German teacher just eating her sandwiches while hearing the conversation is just hilarious.
Sketch classique! Un stéréotype qui ne cesse pas d’amuser. Le regard de la prof espagnole quand il dit « Hôlô » est au delà de précieux!
SNL should updating this New French Teacher with current casts. They have Cecily Strong now, as she is pretty, tall, dark haired and can speaks French.
i think that's a good idea
she really can speak french?
No! She really can speaks French. Why you no read propery?!
youre missing one key attribute there.
Tony07UK drop the snark. I was asking a genuine question
The limping hahaha amazing.
"There isn't really an appropriate Latin phrase for this, so let me leave you ladies with BOOYAH!!!"I need to find a way to incorporate this into all conversations.
I think you can bring BOOYAH back as an expression, I have faith in you
“What time you gettin home honey?” Horatio Sanz delivery and timing is perfect.
When is she going to finish her sandwich?
That's how actors eat.
I like to think that she ate 20 quarter cut sandwiches in that scene. 😅
Man this one was hillarious... i loved this version of the cast they really had chemistry.
If they had more French teachers like her the English language would die out 😂
Bo Cowan but everyone’s French would be really bad.
Not really. I prefer English with a French accent. It's very sexy.
All the French teachers I’ve had have been insane. I had one who threw a desk at my friend
@@troubledsole9104 Almost as bad as Americans' English ?
@@stansmith2188 lmfao that was a good one haha
French Teacher and immediately Sophie Marceau came to mind.
I know :'(
who was she?
And what about Marion Cotillard?....:)
I love this sketch, but the best part for me was Rachael Dratch eating that sandwich 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best sketch! So well written! Super funny!
Catherine Zeta-Jones is an amazing talent and an equally amazing woman, she is Welsh but she can convincingly take on the role of French, Spanish, American, or Arabic, pretty much whatever nationality is required of her. Michael Douglas must feel very lucky to have her as his wife, and vice versa. I wish them all the best in life, and their kids too, and thank you for making me smile.
Damn, Seth's character hooked up with everyone!!!
“Oh hey honey” took me out😂😂💀
I’m shocked this skit wasn’t spun off as a sitcom! Great potential.
Now I want like a whole movie where its just the Latin and Spanish teacher taking shots at each other and pranking each other and stuff
"She got drunk and slapped a student."
And what teacher hasn't wanted to do that from time to time?
Ha ha ..I broke a huge chair...he ran out...that was 14 years ago.As principal...I ..chair...He- Did anyone get hurt? -No...-Ok , sometimes you do what you have to do...Next day classes...are you guys ok??? So quiet??? YES !!! I used to have lunch cafeteria monitoring...went to silent lunches..120 students..8 th graders. ..quiet like you can't imagine. Cafeteria ladies, custodians, aids loved it. Last year I got out of teaching and enjoying my life more...
English teacher?
I love how she never changes her Debbie Downer countenance. Fantastic.
The picture he has on his cell phone does not do you justice! Hilarious
Catherine Zeta Jones can literally make any language sound sexy🥰
Except Welsh 🤣🤣🤣
The funny thing is, there actually is a Creighton Prep High School in Omaha, Nebraska and it's an all boys school.
Had a teacher in high school ( I was 16)
She used to bend over to put a VHS tape in, to play the class a documentary.
It was the highlight of our dull young boy days !
My god!
Love her... One of my favorite actresses.
Veni, Vidi, Vici... my god that will always be a killer one liner
say that in spanish..... ehhh olo!!!! lolz
"What time you getting home honey" LMAOOOOO wow....
My 15 year old son just scored 94% on his GSCE biology mock after years getting Bs.
Met his new biology teacher last week at parents evening.
Yup. Stunning blonde!!
His new Classics teacher, however, looks (and behaves!) like the crazy divination teacher from Hogwarts! Yep, his grade dropped from 90s % to a fekking C in one term!!
I wanna take French now!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂Catherine is funny in here!
Really love Seth in this sketch
Rachel used to crack me up so much. She was such a solid cast member
My name is Michel now 😂 I died lol
Pleas please please to an update version of this with Marion Cottilard!🙏
Our German teacher was an ex military from Eastern Germany! He made us stand whenever he entered the class
I honestly forgot I was watching SNL for a bit, it felt like a sitcom lol
I died laughing at "what time do you get home honey"
"veni, vedi, veci"
I came, I saw, I conquered
That was gold from Horatio sanz
They must be in another dimension, where time stops?????
I mean the clock didn't move during that 5 minute sketch😂😂😂
What time you getting home honey?? Lmao so good
3:00 looks like a scene from the Sims
Absolutely, that's what I felt.
THAT was quality SNL
4:50 Well that took an unexpected turn
So true, the right teacher can inspire such interest in students.
As a high school French student, I can confirm this is what French is like