Mae Martin - Dating men
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- Опубликовано: 10 дек 2017
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people in 2017: "the world is shit"
people in 2020: *laughs in quarantine*
alleia OOOF I was about to say that hahaha
I was thinking exactly that🤣
I was about to write that
The woman who said “ending” was a prophet.
Swears.... 😂😂
So many people in the comments calling her a lesbian... this entire set was literally about how she’s bi
@vic vaporthat's like calling somebody partially vegetarian because they eat meat and vegetables. It's just not what those words mean, since they both also define a particular set of things a person excludes from what they put in their mouths.
@vic vapor there is no such thing. You're either omnivore or you're not.
@vic vapor yeah, these exactly what omnivore is, you're mixing the terms. Omnivore is an animal who can survive on animal and plant matter. In this case analogy to a bisexual. You're either bisexual or you aren't. You're either omnivore or you aren't. You can't be more carnivore than omnivore
@vic vapor Even if someone eats more vegetables than meat they are not vegetarian. Unless you are exclusively eat women you are not a lesbian
@vic vapor we are okay with it as long as they call themselves bi
“When the world is on fire zumba is going to seem like a supreme waste of my time” I wish I could go back in time and make this my senior quote 😂
What about now?
If the world turns to shit, and it gets all Mad Max, wouldn't you be glad you took Zumba classes?
wew that aged well
I'm always laughing if people before 2020 say how shitty the year is they're currently in
The scary part is if people in 2021 think the same of 2020
I had to look at the date to make sure it wasn't actually from 2020
RIGHT I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT
I just automatically assumed she was talking about 2020 and then realized that she wasn't.
@@Ven_de_Thiel haha yea, that would be crazy...
Oof the struggle of being told you’re gay even though you’re bi is real
Lol being told you’re bi when you’re in denial is real too. Thought I was straight, everyone knew I was gay. Fun how that works out
Its different when we meet a masculine stud kinda girl and she ACTUALLY likes dudes still, we like it but we've gotten real used to if it looks gay then 99.9% of them are and get pissed if we hit on them, and then are more surprised when a very feminine girl is gay.
So yeah this is starting to be a pretty new one for alot of us lol. Love it though, nothing like a girl I can cuddle with but also like wrestler lol
I thought I was gay for a long time. But then I dated my husband and I was like "...oh no. He's cute. Oh no, I think I wanna keep this one." And having people think I suddenly "became straight" is INFURIATING. Like, no, I just figured out that sexuality is fluid and changeable for the right person.
one of my close guy friends stared at me one day so i asked what he was staring at me for and he looked at me and said “i can’t call you gay because you’re half straight and i can’t call you straight because you’re half gay and i can’t call you bi because that’s just telling you what you are” i lowkey died
@@cinnamoncleric can be yeah.
She's the masculine John Mulaney
Taco Taco "look at that high-waisted man! He got feminine hips!"
Kittymeow4u he's sensitive about that!!
Taco Taco YASS
A show with John Mulaney and Mae Martin would be amazing.
She could be Conan O'Brien's daughter
I like her. She can talk about her sexuality without it sounding like she's trying to score points on an imaginary scale, or it being a bigger deal than it actually is. She's got good delivery and presence.
Virtually no lgbt comics do that. Just hyper-sensitive morons think they do.
Damian Delafosse A lot of people probably think that’s what lgbtq comics do because of Lily Singh.
still had to slide that Trump joke in tho.....but shes cool anyway
@@esobelisk3110 Lily Singh is not lgbt, she just an idiot feeding on current trends
I like her, too. Likeable, but unfunny.
"but no one believes me cause I look like im in One Direction"
Camera zooms out on her whole outfit
"how are you"
"scared"
same.
the level of androgenous bisexuality i aspire to have :00
Same
Same
😂😂
I’m hyper fem and I still always envy androgyny 😍
@scoopity poop no jutsuthink you mean every generic Masculine lesbian ever, but i get what u mean. what i find so great about mae is that she isn't a lesbian, and as somebody who is 'lesbian-passing' having that kind of representation is really refreshing. :)
"2017 is a weird year" in 2020 means NOTHING
Little did she know
“Slice a pie, cuppa coffee. Ya gay.”
I love her
When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was a 10 year old boy...
Niharika Manjunath you like pre pubescent little boys?!
Niharika Manjunath exactly what I was about to comment haha I love her too
don't be daft, loving pre pubescent boys is honorable as long as you don't touch their noodle or have slimy intentions.
She loves YOU ^^
I binge watched their show on Netflix and I am completely in love with Maes personality in the show and in their skits. Ugh 🥰
I've just finished season two and watching their RUclips clips and fanboying over them. They're such a great person 😊
Sameee
i know right?! completely stalking her online 😆 fangirling to the highest lvl 😍
Is there a gender neutral term equivalent to fanboy and fangirl? If there isn't, there should be
She's on Taskmaster UK now!
*Let's be honest...*
If you're lesbian or bi, you got proper excited when she said she's single and started plotting how to get her to marry you without coming off as some weird stalker ... Or is that just me.😞
okay ma'am you didn't have to expose us like this
No it's not just you
the rest of us wondered what happened ???.. she alluded to the single parent household... like if you somehow miss out on normal that is somehow better or more brave or stunning etc... instead of challenged biology.
Hey, I'm a heterosexual woman and as soon as she said she was single I thought: "Lucky... she's quite a catch!"
Straight dudes do this too
i'm a bi woman with short hair and people have assumed i was a lesbian since i was like 12. when i was in sixth grade, someone wrote on a school bathroom wall, "fatima's gay", and i was super angry about it at the time. but now i'm like...you're right? in the umbrella sense of the term 💖💜💙
Pic or ur not bi
I mean, the gay community for years shit all over anyone who said they were bi...which I honestly never understood.
It's nothing to be mad about, I'm often confused for a lesbian because I'm usually single and apparently dress like one. I have lesbian friends. They have better hair and fashion sense than I do.
I know she said she’s dating men again...
But...
Can she make an exception?
She never said she isn't dating women anymore...
Give us a chance eh?? :).
She's?? Bi??
No! She's ours now!
You had ten years!
"I did it once in america, I was like "the world is..." and the silence, and then one woman goes "ending""
Am I the only one who’s like „Niall isn’t a Sagittarius, he’s a Virgo“ only to realise that I might have a problem
Lol me too!! 😂 I did laugh pretty hard though at her joke about looking like a 1D member not gonna lie
Oh my god I literally thought the same thing wow
Omg I was searching for this comment😂
YES ME 2 like 2 seconds after she said it i was like.....hold on
Omg I love Niall
Anyone else watching this in 2020 thinking, everyone thought her mom was being dramatic for cancelling zoomba, but it turns out she knew what was up
Even though she has short hair and wears men’s clothes she gives off a very feminine vibe? Idk
Yeah, I agree
Shit.....jeans and a teeshirt are men's clothes?? Feck.....
Carrie Perkins sorry you’re right that was a bit of a generalisation
ha ha, thats OK. Hope your having a good weekend.
Ally Horsell
I'm guessing that is because she is a woman. Women tend to give off feminine vibes
"I let go of his penis"
"Yer gay"
lol she had me rolling
one time i was making out w a guy and halfway through he pulls away and goes “so you’re not gay....?” like.. bruh
Do you also look like a cute boy
Rain nope, have shoulder length hair, i just dress not very femininely lol
Claire sounds cute too
Rain sounds wet
i mean...she is not ugly at all but i cant imagine making out with someone like that...maybe if i was really drunk
"Slice of pie, cuppa cawfee, ya gay" "happy birthday, ya gay" that's just gonna be me with all my friends in the future. Most are lgbtq+ and even the het ones are questionable.
questioning not questionable. get your terminology straight. er...
@@jv-lk7bc no, not as in they aren't sure. As in they are entirely het but act gay with same gender friends. I'm also not straight.
Onyx Helena Ember-Graves I’ve never understood that!! I knew too many heteros who get uncomfortable around gay people but act gayer than gay people
Yaaaas. Down with bi-erasure
this needs to be the top comment on here.
What...? Where was the bi erasure?
@@zaboomafooba it's?? everywhere?? and she JUST talked about everyone assuming she's lesbian lmao??
If you want to get rid of bi-erasure start with bi people, like the men who are “totally straight” but hit you up on Grindr and don’t want you to tell their wives
80s music is _awesome,_ why would you ever dis Erasure like that?
She literally reminds me of a female version of Eric from That's 70's Show 😂 I love her
Has anyone watched feel good from Netflix? I didn’t know she could act too!
Season two was so good!
@@AnnabelleGT that series was so brilliant it’s insane. It wrapped up so well too. No loose ends. SO underrated and under-recognized though.
This is the first time I’ve heard about Mae Martin and I went searching for more and found “Feel Good”. She is not only a good comic, but a good actor as well. Thanks for posting!
There are at least three different people in this comment section with Shrek as their profile picture. One of them even claims to be Shrek. Did I accidentally wander into a swamp, or is Shrek taking over the world?
Corylus Bluefox holy shit your right
Am I the only one who scrolled down the comment section to find all three shreks? 😂😂😂
MultiBigbird01 I should have said four to send people on a wild goose chase.
Dodo The Donkey
lol
wat r u doin in mah swemp?
Look, another one. lmao
never seen her before! she was actually very good!!
Being bi is like the girl in the taco ad where they’re like “soft or hard tacos?” And she says “both!” And everyone stands up and cheers. Except with Bi people, instead of people cheering, people yell “pick a fucking taco!”
For the record, do neither get proper Mexican tacos instead:)
🤣
Lmao this is the best analogy
"We've had a weird year", oh just you wait.
Dude, she look exactly like me right now
astrid rodriguez she actually dose 😂 you're both rocking it though
^ absolutely! I’m debating cutting my hair super short again.
Oof she’s so hot, my gay heart.
My straight heart agrees
Me too. She’s got beautiful “energy”. And no I’m not a hippie, I just don’t have the words. Pretty for sure but she’s got an exasperated/fun energy about her that is attractive. Or she’s a tremendous actor, either way she’s fun/funny.
My polygamy heart accepts whatever she is..., yeaamuy
**clears throat**
ya gay
Even Canadian women look like Justin Bieber....
Samuel Platts Lmao
Samuel Platts thought it was a dude
That was a good observation
goddamn one away from 1000 ma dude, gave you the 999th, it feels lucky to me 😎 I love her but also this comment was funny not gonna lie
no she looks like Russell
@2:06 "I would date myself only because I would text myself back so fast..." I totally relate to this xxx
What’s so funny is that I saw the thumbnail and the title and thought, “She looks gay, I bet she’ll talk about how awful dating men is.” Loollll
Me too, but then it turned out she was good and not at all American
@@JohnHolywell Can you fucking read? Daniel said she's "good and NOT AT ALL American."
Same haha
I love when people smash stereotypes. :)
I clicked on this for this reason
And now I feel even worse because I was like “but he’s actually a virgo” 😅
hahahaha same
I don’t think she’s ready for 2020... 😂
Kvren Ponto hace u seen her show yet?? It’s called Feel Good
As a guy who keeps falling for women with her look, I'm glad to see there are people like her who actually Like men! X)
...
;A;
Bro : "ya gay"
Loll as a girl who loves women like her.... I want her to be an 80/20 girl/guy split
U single??
JokerCrowe same 😂
I don't say this to straight men often....but I feel sympathy for your dating situation.
coughs* Niall Horan is virgo *coughs
You misspelled virgin
Keith coughs* nobody gives a fuck *coughs
HandjesBreda cold 😂
Yeah I was like 'noone in 1D was a saggi, i'd fkin rmmbr' * astrology enthusiast *
I love how this comment is edited
Like at first you were like "hes not a sag??? Uhhh im pretty sure hes a cancer" and then like you googles it to make sure and you were like "fuck shit no wait" and edited it
I remember her from Good News! She's awesome and really funny 😂
ER Cooper wait, she was on good news??? When?
Yellow Shoelaces she was one of the guests, try searching it on RUclips!
"What a year! What a weird year..." she said in 2017... well I guess she did not know how 2020 would have been like
Omg I loved her new show on Netflix 🥺
"F**k no one, I'm too fragile, marry everyone, kill myself" 😂😂😂 I'm dying
About time you got her back on the show!
mighty hawk BROTHER!
Obi Wan Can Blow Me Ogrelords!
mighty hawk shrek 1.....
As an American woman, I can confirm my first thought was that the world was ending
nonexistent That’s because we’re arrogant and spoiled.
maes just brilliant at everything they do 😂
this is the lesbian russel howard
Use Wiki Ellen is the lesbian Russel Howard
JCJack no ellen is russell howard
No, Russel Howard is the lesbian Russel Howard.
Use Wiki no that’s Ellen
No Russel Howard is the lesbian Russel Howard
this bi woman is hilarious and awesome and i love her
I thought she was talking about 2020 until she started talking about trump
..is she funny???
He says “I’m not even gay” 😂
"You look GAY, Ya talk GAYE! Ya Gay!" XD
i think being single is fine i have been single for 2 years...
i am really depressed 😂
Yami bakura it's easier to be alone if you find ways to like yourself. Or join a club!
Yami bakura I’ve been single for my whole life no joke 12 Year’s it feels great no nagging assholes and bitches
Harry Dean Nope XD
Ye imma stay a single pringle
my dog loves me
Me watching from 2020: Honey, you've got a big storm coming
love the accent when she's saying Ya gay.. lmfao
All the mouthbreathers asking if she's a boy. I think they doth protest too much *nudge nudge*
Shes Comeundun ... stranger things
Shes Comeundun I’ve read less retarded comments on 4Chan
No, we just think she looks like a boy. Because she does.
I dont think you know what any of those words mean
I am a mouthbreather, I don’t think she’s a boy... Also wtf are you trying to say in the second part of this comment?
My god, I never thought I’d find a comedian that I could relate to so much
Man, Topher Grace hasn't aged a day.
She had me laughing out loud! Her delivery is spot on and content is great! And that woman that she did telling her that she's gay... when she said "I don't even know who that is!?" I was immediately "Oh, I do!! She's everybody's cool aunt who smokes outside the Queens Center mall and tells it like it is!
THIS GIRL IS AMAZING
She should date Russel Howard. Then it will be like dating herself.
I didn't know Joffrey from Game of Thrones did comedy.
This was supposed to be comedy?
Gooniegoogle
How is it not comedy?
This is exactly how I feel . She’s amazing! ❤️💖
"slice o' paaai, cuppa cuoffe, ya gai" is what I want all of my future birthday cards and my gravestone to say
Very down to earth set; loved it.
SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I really love the realism of this comic. The close to home jokes are things she's so in touch with, that the delivery is amazing!
0:40
Even heaven and hell were shut for those couple of seconds
This is world class meme quality
She’s like an actual funny nicer Ellen
Sooo true.
I prefer Ellen
The level of this being pulled of so smooth. It's truly Over 9000
Rewatching after binge watching feel good. God i’m in love 😍😍😍
Love Mae so much, she's hilarious!
Hilarious “I cancelled my gym membership”
This was a great great set!
The start of the set gives a lot of perspective for 2021
I love her!!
She is awesome. I wish she would come back to Canada. :)
i rlly like this, it feels less like a rehearsed routine and more like a conversation
I am just pretending this is bonus content of feel good. I can`t get over the fact that she is real😂
cool!i never knew Russel was Canadian!
When she said she's dating men, my heart skipped a beat. Too pretty for words.
I. LOVE. HER! How have I not heard about her before? She's amazing.
Well it’s 2020 now and it gets SO MUCH WORSE.
That was a great “find”. She’s hilarious.
So this is what Niall from one direction is doing now... oh wait shit
And this is the Mae Martin the world needs. So much goodness here.
I’m in love with herrr 🥺
I refuse to believe that she has never been called "gae Mae" at least once in her life
I just watched may's netflix series. It was SO COOL. I looooved it, I want the next season😍😍
It’s out now
@@AnnabelleGT Im aware, I am planning on watching when I get home
OMG I can relate so much. Love you Mae
She’s one of my favorite comedians.. my favorite for stand up, her and Kevin hart
How i clicked on this video:
*sees thumbnail* "that looks like a lesbian" *gay intrigue, click* XD
Oh, same
02 Same
*RUclips recommends me this video*
Mae: It's been a weird year.
Me: *checking the upload expecting it to be 2020, but seeing it's 2017* oh, you have no idea.
Why am i only seeing this now?! She is hilarious
As a bisexual, I relate so much to the dating men part
Okay but imagine being a gay dude and having lesbians hit on you because they think you're a woman aka me :')
I Look Like a Toe I read a post where this lesbian got hit on by a gay dude because he thought she was a boy
Ahhh I read that post it's from tumblr isn't it? xD It was basically the same but the other way around lol rip me
as a trans guy, i relate to this So Much
I'm also a trans guy it sucks doesn't it? I avoid going to any gay districts because of it because it's dysphoric af
I Look Like a Toe
it does suck, but i hope to one day pass enough that people won't mistake me for a lesbian lmao
"we've had a weird year".
2020: Hmmm....
I love how when it zooms out the hem of her shirt is in line with her name in the back
Really good set