@@alexpolewski1247 I have a friend that says that James Franco is a better actor than Chris Evans, now , I don't think Evans is a big deal BUT he's at least 1% better than Franco
@@Br-kc2jy James Franco *is* a better actor than Chris Evans, so your friend has more sense than you on the matter. Damn, Chris Evans would tell you that James Franco is a better actor than he is. Thinking James Franco is a bad actor shows how dumb a lot of people are. Hilarious but pathetic.
Honestly, this movie is hilarious. It's more than Raimi's brand of campiness. There is so much garbage story-telling, bad pacing, terrible acting, and awful casting to go around in this movie that it's practically a meta-narrative for the Fall of the Spider-Man franchise.
@@Mausso Everything you said was wrong. Spider Man 3 is an underrated movie that matured like wine. Sure, then it could be considered a decent above average, but today, it's one of the better sequels. Plus, definitely better than all the latest Spider-Man movies in recent years - So no, this movie can't be blamed. The fact that the fourth film was never made is to blame. And one more thing ... We couldn't blame Raimi for the contradictory state of this film. It was not his fault. So shut up and don't criticize anyone if you don't even know why it turned out the way it did.
This is the most beautiful piece of writing to ever exist “I killed him” “You shouldn’t have” “Ok I take it back I gave him amnesia after being the reason his father died. HAPPY???”
Actually, Dunkey first said this in 1783. Funny enough, this is also the quote most attributed to causing the end of the revolutionary war and America's successful secession from Great Britain
What was funny to me, is that the hair change is not really any different than superman putting on glasses to become another persona. But the Superman movies in the 90s ere less cheesy i doing that that SPiderman 3 was.
"You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!" was Tobey Mcquire's best-acted scene in the whole series imo. For anyone whose ever lived in a shitty apartment, Evil Peter Parker became their hero in that scene.
in most states you can actually do this to a scummy/lazy landlord, its called "rent withholding". ofc you must pay all the rent you owe once the repairs are performed!
It aged like two bottles of fine wine and a third that avi arad and the Sony executives spat in Edit: 3 is still a fantastic movie (not "because of the memes" it's actually an amazing film still) I just hate Avi Arad for getting his greasy hands on this movie.
@@glendarjj3991 Yeah, I 100% believe that Sam Raime was like "Fuck it, let's make a comedy" like he didn't want to make *this* movie, he wanted to go on another direction but Sony didn't let him, so I think he just went with it
This Dunkey is from the parallel universe where Spider-Man 3 was incredibly successful and the series went on for five more movies. Tobey Maguire won 3 oscars, a golden globe and a nobel prize for discovering a clean and highly renewable fuel source during the filming of the live action Spider-Man television series. Sadly, this universe's Dunkey died in a car crash on his way to buy Knack 3 at Best Buy.
In all seriousness, Spiderman 3 taught me that not all heroes are good, and that's how I changed my perspective with superheroes. This movie taught me that even Villians have some good inside of them. This movie taught me that you should never abuse your power. This movie taught me about regret and shame. This movie taught me that even strong humans can go nuts. This movie might be the biggest and if not, the best movie in the whole MARVEL universe. at least, for now.
Jokes aside, Spider-man 3 is actually criminally underrated. First off it's composition and visuals are incredible, and second of all it had something which MANY superhero films lack now: A full character arc
Indeed. Eddie rising from new guy to star of the daily buggle only for us to see his inevitable downfall, then see him climb back up by finding God like Bully McGuire suggested to him is really impressive stuff.
finally watched spider-man 3 for the first time last night... I think it's iconic haha. Quirky, weird, good story... It has aged so well (which is better than I can say for some marvel films) and I would watch it again in a heartbeat.
I showed this video to my co-workers and supervisor on the big projector in our conference room. one of the most divisive meetings that we have ever had.
“Without being inhibited by closed-minded executives” the extra layer to the (I think) joke here is that the reason this movie was such a rushed poorly thought out mess is because Sony made Sam Rami do a movie with Venom/Symbiote when Sam Rami had no interest in that. Sam Rami has always been famous for his camp but when you try to tell a darker and edgier story, that camp can be a serious pitfall. Sam Rami knew what kind of villains he should use to tell a great story with respect to his style and Sony walked all over that.
I love how he starts by saying “he sees his best friend James Franco, and he cloths lines him in an alley and kills him”. Like, James Franco doesn’t even do anything, he just sees him and cloths lines him. 😂😂😂
Yes that is as a matter of fact the joke,just like when he says the guy who spliced newspaper art Peter made then called him jealous when as a matter of fact he did splice it was his biggest fan lol. It is,in fact,the joke.
A Spider-Man man film with ironic goodness that I have so much nostalgia for this movie. I used to watch this movie every weekend till I was 8 and I watch it every couple of months and is one of my favourite films
When I was about 13 and this video was posted, it made me genuinely think for years that this movie was an absolute masterpiece because I'd never seen it and I was completely sideways stupid
It was originally him pretending to go back to League of Legends and that was the joke. But he changed it's name & thumbnail because April 1st is over.
0:56 I always thought that close line was the most realistic part of any super hero movie. Instead of the typical 10 story jumps that everyone does without wincing, Harry falls about 3 stories and spends the rest of the movie disabled because of it
@@myleg... no he wasn't. at a certain point in the movie he regains his memory when he sees his father in his mirror. he did pretend he still had amnesia though when he was talking with peter in a cafe when he winked at him but he still did have amnesia before all of that.
3:32 Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Dunkey put in a soundtrack from Spider-Man 2 (Mysterio vs Spider-Man chase sequence) the attention to detail- superb my friend
I think this is fake if harry actually did this peter would be able to detect him and see if he’s actually under the table or he ran fast tho this is just a cheesy moment of a character disappearing after something passes by trope
@@yoshigamemaster6127 or it was Sam Raimi's subtle way of showing how Venom exaggerated Spidaman's paranoia and thus the whole turning back to look at Harry scene wasn't real, it only happened in his head.
The bit in the movie where Toby McGuire spazzes out in an alley because symbiote and then catches his reflection in a broken mirror, looks at his dorky good guy combover, then pushes his hair down so that it covers one eyebrow (cuz the "emo" hair cut was still in fashion) to symbolize that this was EVIL PETER NOW was one of the greatest scenes in cinema history.
zeoxdragon it was formally a April Pranks Day video given a title & thumbnail about LoL, but apparently got taken down for being misleading - YT is doing great
*Intro rock music plays over League of Legends footage* ..I'm finally bac- Spider-Man 3 is the best movie that Spider-Man made. Since its release in 2007, critics have spent countless hours analyzing every frame, every scene, every line of dialogue in search of its many subdued themes and messages. Like Garfield, Spider-Man 3 is a film about layers; on the surface, it's your typical thrill-a-minute Blockbuster with cutting-edge special effects, but upon further viewing your start to understand this is merely a façade - a false attempt to placate a broader audience. In superhero movies, you can only tell two different stories, really, the origin story or a story about heroes learning to work together as a team. Spider-Man 3 shatters expectations by not giving you the rise of Spider-Man, but rather the fall. Peter Parker becomes tangled, if you will, in a web of violence and deceit, and ultimately, becomes the villain. The movie starts with Pete. He sees his best friend, James Franco and he clotheslines him down an alley and kills him. Then we're introduced to Sandman, who we learn is a great father trying to save up enough money for his daughter's surgery. So Spider-Man gets wind of this and kills him in a sewer. Then the city throws a parade for Spider-Man and he kisses some bimbo, right in front of his girlfriend, then he meets this guy, who is actually his biggest fan. Up to this part, I kinda figured out that maybe Spider-Man is just having a bad day. We all know he's good guy at heart. But then fucking stupid-ass James Franco starts being alive again, so Mary Jane dumps Spider-Man, for no good reason and then she says she's seeing another guy. Spider-Man in a state of such distraught and fragility goes to the only guy he thought he could trust, James Franco, who goes: "I'm the other guy" Fucking backstabbing piece of shit James Franco. Now this scene is essential, Peter looks back in the café and that little bitch winks at him and then boom! like that he's gone. Now the question is... where the hell did he go? The truck takes like one second to go in front of Peter, and then he disappears. This is where I realized that James Franco is actually hiding under the table. Think about it. Naturally, Spider-Man slams James Franco into a wall, and then chucks a fucking grenade at his head. Then we cut to Spider-Man being fed a plate of cookies and he says: "You got any with nuts?" - "Go make me some cookies with nuts in them" Now this is actually a very clever scene when you think about it; In life there is such a rich variety of cookies - peanut butter, chocolate chip, mint cookies, oatmeal raisin, but director Sam Raimi has Spider-Man consciously choose nut cookies, to signify that this man has gone nuts. Do you guys get that? You have the scene where Spider-Man is pointing at various women on the sidewalk, now look at the gestures he's making with his hand. He is saying to these women "You're safe now, but in Spider-Man 4 I will shoot you with a pistol." But it's not until this moment where we, the viewers, see that faint flicker of hope within Peter snuffed out. He changes his hair from the normal way to this evil hair. This is when the Spider-Man I knew, who had lost uncle Ben, who had defeated Bonesaw, this is when he had become truly lost. Spider-Man 3 tells a dark story that confronts the audience with serious questions, and for this reason I think it became a very divisive film. It's a movie from a different era, where artists were encouraged to take bold risks, uninhibited by close-minded executives, and I sincerely doubt we'll ever see Marvel reach these heights again. Like Alfred said - "With big power, comes big responsibility."
This gives Dunkey a bit more of the deserved appreciation for his writing. He writes some really good essays. His text has sarcasm, but this comment doesn not.
My favorite part about this video is how he refers to everyone as their in universe character but James Franco is still just James Franco
Yeah I guess little goblin jr isn’t enough for Dunkey
It's because he's a bad actor, and dunkey knows that.
@@alexpolewski1247 I have a friend that says that James Franco is a better actor than Chris Evans, now , I don't think Evans is a big deal BUT he's at least 1% better than Franco
@@Br-kc2jy James Franco *is* a better actor than Chris Evans, so your friend has more sense than you on the matter. Damn, Chris Evans would tell you that James Franco is a better actor than he is. Thinking James Franco is a bad actor shows how dumb a lot of people are. Hilarious but pathetic.
I mean that is essentially his character in the movie
By alternating between irony and genuine opinions Dunkey casts a web of ambiguity, suffocating the viewer with confusion
Web. Lol
Honestly, this movie is hilarious. It's more than Raimi's brand of campiness. There is so much garbage story-telling, bad pacing, terrible acting, and awful casting to go around in this movie that it's practically a meta-narrative for the Fall of the Spider-Man franchise.
@@Mausso Everything you said was wrong. Spider Man 3 is an underrated movie that matured like wine. Sure, then it could be considered a decent above average, but today, it's one of the better sequels. Plus, definitely better than all the latest Spider-Man movies in recent years - So no, this movie can't be blamed. The fact that the fourth film was never made is to blame. And one more thing ... We couldn't blame Raimi for the contradictory state of this film. It was not his fault. So shut up and don't criticize anyone if you don't even know why it turned out the way it did.
Me: **Confused screaming**
@@cmor33 yeah we're all reasonable people here
1:38 Peter realizes that Spider-Man doesn't kill people so that means James Franco is still alive. Brilliant movie
Lmao
not even albert einstein could write this kind of script
WOOOOOOOO
peter realizes spiderman doesnt kill people so he uses his multiversal level powers to warp reality so that harry lived
This is the most beautiful piece of writing to ever exist
“I killed him”
“You shouldn’t have”
“Ok I take it back I gave him amnesia after being the reason his father died. HAPPY???”
I love how Toby was able to exude the exaggerated swagger of a black suit in this film
The exaggerated swagger of a depressed superpowered young adult New-Yorker
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"He chooses nuts because it signifies he's gone nuts."
M I N D B L O W N
all of our reading teachers prepared us for that one moment
After reading this I accidentally skipped back to that exact moment
sonicXassasinXa fss
Very clever!
As someone whose taken film class; analysis is genuinely just like that
This is one of the times I wished the review was 20 minutes long
Bruhstoise Just commenting so you can see how many likes you got.
Yeah man
Read my mind
Facts
You can only pretend Spider-Man 3 is good for so long
“Go make me some cookies with nuts in them.”
- Spider-Man 3, 2007
- videogamedunkey, 1998
Actually, Dunkey first said this in 1783. Funny enough, this is also the quote most attributed to causing the end of the revolutionary war and America's successful secession from Great Britain
-Dayron Arias
Go make me some cookies with nuts in them
-spiderman 3 2007
-Dunkey 1998
-simon Unger 2020
@@glendarjj3991 "Go make me some cookies with nuts in them."
- Spider-Man 3, 2007
- videogamedunkey, 1998
-simon Unger, 2020
- glendar JJ, almost 2021
@@codymacaulay1435 to be fair, it was 3 months ago, so I still said it in 2020
If Spiderman 3 was so great, why wasn’t there a Spiderman 3 2?
Cause Regi is just scared
Unfunny joke
The universe would collapse since it wouldn't be able to handle it
@@faketoddhoward7280 unfunny guy
Because Sony doesn't know how to make movies.
James Franco actually transformed into that one black guy in the shop.
Many have theorized that that was the case, however 2 seconds prior the black guy is clearly in shot next to franco, disproving your argument
@@chickenstrip_boi6856 Meaning that James Franco actually did die at the start of the movie and is actually a ghost that torments Peter
that black guy is actually dunkey. i forgot he had a cameo in this movie until now.
It really makes you *feel* like that one black guy in the shop
@@kek848 he killed him and took over his life
"He changes his hair from the normal way to this evil hair."
He's ascending!!
TY for your RE2 video m8
That's so cool you watched the video too
Que alien music.
Evil Peter Spiderman, killing the bimbos walking the streets.
The hair change is the most powerful scene in movie history
"Doritos, Cheetos, or Fritos" - Uncle Ben
What was funny to me, is that the hair change is not really any different than superman putting on glasses to become another persona. But the Superman movies in the 90s ere less cheesy i doing that that SPiderman 3 was.
I will never watch another spiderman movie until spiderman: the rise of bigwheel is released
Amen brother
The movies would never do Bigwheel justice like the comics did
@@IcyDiamondSam raimi can do justice to any spidey villian
"You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!" was Tobey Mcquire's best-acted scene in the whole series imo. For anyone whose ever lived in a shitty apartment, Evil Peter Parker became their hero in that scene.
John Hein that’s what I thought
True story
What was the first one?
in most states you can actually do this to a scummy/lazy landlord, its called "rent withholding".
ofc you must pay all the rent you owe once the repairs are performed!
To be honest, Peter actually was changing himself to a decent human being because everyone was fucking him over. Though he could’ve just chilled
"How's the pie?"
"Euuuaagh?!"
Does anyone know where that sound comes from?
@@Jack-tt2cf It's Tim Allen's trademark grunt from the 90's sitcom Home Improvement
@@Jack-tt2cf Home Improvement. da best
Christian Kiyawasew literally busted out laughing at this part 😂😂
@@EvilApple567 Jesus christ I thought it was Scooby Doo
If Peter hadn't asked for cookies with nuts in them the movie wouldn't have been the same
Finger guns? Nope. Go make me different cookies. Biggest chad move in all of ever
This trilogy aged like a wine. Thank you Mr. Raimi
but one that was already opened. rewatching them i look like i chugged a glass of vinegar.
Not spiderman 3
@@mistamethylbrot2187 honestly I still watch them once in a while
It aged like two bottles of fine wine and a third that avi arad and the Sony executives spat in
Edit: 3 is still a fantastic movie (not "because of the memes" it's actually an amazing film still) I just hate Avi Arad for getting his greasy hands on this movie.
@@mistamethylbrot2187 Idk man I liked all of them alot.
He's saying "you're safe now, but in spider man 4 I'm going to shoot you with a pistol" - dunkey 2018
Jeremy I lost my shit when he said that 😂
i disagree i think he meant to say 'this is a bang' 'this is a bang' 'id bang you' 'bang bang bang'
Like Alfred said: With big power, comes Big Wheel
Beeg Yoshi.
w h e e l
Radical Moose Limb something about that doesn’t seem right and I’m ok with that
With big power,comes bowser's big bean burrito
As a French youtuber said: If this guy name was William Will it would have been: Will Will the Big Wheel.
I like how venom is not once mentioned in this review and you still get a complete summary of the movie, yet he's in all the marketing
It shows how shoehorned venom was in that movie
I rewatched Spider-Man 3 recently and it’s actually way more interesting than a lot of modern marvel films
Most entertaining watch of the trilogy. Bully maguire is hilarious
@@glendarjj3991 Yeah, I 100% believe that Sam Raime was like "Fuck it, let's make a comedy" like he didn't want to make *this* movie, he wanted to go on another direction but Sony didn't let him, so I think he just went with it
@@Br-kc2jy "you want venom eh? I'll give you the stupidest venom you'll ever see. And it will be comedy gold!"
Agreed. It's not as good as the other films and has major problems storywise but I would rewatch it over a lot of mcu movies.
@@Br-kc2jy ask avi arad
"With big power,
comes big responsibility."
-- Alfred, from Batman. --
"Use the force, Harry" Gandalf.
"To infinite and 🅱eyond" - *Elon* *Musk*
"One cant simply go to Xen" - Master Chief
Mr. Splot “all we had to do was follow the damn trolley Niko “ -Trevor Phillips
'Picture of Alfred Hitchcock'
This Dunkey is from the parallel universe where Spider-Man 3 was incredibly successful and the series went on for five more movies.
Tobey Maguire won 3 oscars, a golden globe and a nobel prize for discovering a clean and highly renewable fuel source during the filming of the live action Spider-Man television series.
Sadly, this universe's Dunkey died in a car crash on his way to buy Knack 3 at Best Buy.
I'm The Map *Toys R Us
And then Kiori died a week later...
Knack is shit
@@John-X no
poor Cicero no he’s right, knack is shit. But Knack 2? ITS A MASTAPEACE BAYBEEEE!!!!!!!
“The movie starts with Pete, he sees his best friend, James Franco, and he clotheslines him down an alley and kills him.”
The thing I love about this video in particular is it is a stunning example of dunkey's comedic talent but also of his skills as a critic.
Critic? Wah?
@@User-xc1ml is a joke video. stop replying to every goddamn comments that try to praise the vid
Whoever liked this video is safe now, but whoever disliked it is in trouble. In Spider-Man 4 he will find you and shoot you with a pistol.
Pro Scopez whats wong?
Spiderman 4 won't release
To people who actually haven't seen the movie, this must be genuinely confusing
Go make me some nut cookies
This video is less confusing than the actual movie
Having seen the movie makes it more confusing tbh
I haven't seen the movie and I'm very confused
The climax was da bomb....it really was good but other than that everything is a cringefest
When Spider-Man 3 changes his hair to the evil hair, that is when he truly became Heisenberg
ON GOD
In all seriousness, Spiderman 3 taught me that not all heroes are good, and that's how I changed my perspective with superheroes.
This movie taught me that even Villians have some good inside of them.
This movie taught me that you should never abuse your power.
This movie taught me about regret and shame.
This movie taught me that even strong humans can go nuts.
This movie might be the biggest and if not, the best movie in the whole MARVEL universe.
at least, for now.
Spider-Man 3 is my favorite movie of all time and has been since I was 3 years old
Its better than Iron Man Bitch Version of Spiderman of MCU
@@naughtiusmaximus agreed. Hope they fix that in the next film
@@naughtiusmaximusBut um, what's so funny about Naughtius Maximus?
@@flamingcat1101 its got to do with the legend of Bophadese the Wise.
Finally some appreciation for this overhated movie
In all seriousness, this movie is very flawed, but it has a lot of heart and soul, and it's lovable in a way.
I think it was just paced badly, which is understandable considering there is three villians
Hey daddy
It's April fool's you idiot
Nathan Zed I
"To signify this man has gone nuts". That's some next level literary analysis. xD
can you explain it?
Luong Nhon 'nuts' is a euphemism for the word crazy and insane
gotta agree that dunkey's level of sarcasm is nuts
The curtains were blue.
It means that he is secretly a squirrel.
Whenever I watch Spider-Man 3 now, I can't stop thinking about James Franco hiding under the table. I laugh at that part every time now.
I still remember how the video was originally titled & had a thumbnail indicating it's a league video, given it was april fools it was perfect.
"He changes his hair from the normal way, to uh... This evil hair"
I straight up still heard "emo hair".
Great things always come in 3's.
Spiderman 1, 2 and 3.
Knack 1, 2 and 3.
half life 1, 2, and o
Ehab Shanan but what about Half-Life
But Spiderman 3 wasn't that great...
there are actually 4 spider-man movies the fourth is a prequel about peter's great grandfather in the Great Gatsby
Ehab Shanan now we just need World War 3
This video should’ve been 2 hours long.
Three and a half years later it still blows my mind this is legitimately the best case for Spiderman 3 that exists on the internet.
James franco randomly doing the Tim Allen "Aeughh?" Made me laugh, but it also made me violently angry
lol y
Hey I watch jerma too
Byeah
I really relate
Kinda comes out like a villain laugh, yes?
Dunkey sees the truth we can't see
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He's got 10 insight
CezaMVO
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Jokes aside, Spider-man 3 is actually criminally underrated. First off it's composition and visuals are incredible, and second of all it had something which MANY superhero films lack now: A full character arc
Also who doesn't love bully maguire. The man is iconic.
@@glendarjj3991 Yes exactly. You're not bored at any second of watching him
Indeed.
Eddie rising from new guy to star of the daily buggle only for us to see his inevitable downfall, then see him climb back up by finding God like Bully McGuire suggested to him is really impressive stuff.
4:07 pretty much sums up the entire video.
finally watched spider-man 3 for the first time last night... I think it's iconic haha. Quirky, weird, good story... It has aged so well (which is better than I can say for some marvel films) and I would watch it again in a heartbeat.
Aside from the satire in this vid, the criticisms of this take are god tier, i used this vids general points on an essay in HS and got a 100%
There are no legit criticisms, wtf are u talking about?
So u did plagiarism and hot a high grade?
@@User-xc1ml lol
_Me and you can rule this city Spidahman._
Limecatcher YOU CHOOSE SPIDAHMAN
I thought it was 'spoodermon'
I like ur profilepicture dude
Stop being dank!
Which video was this from again
It’s like my man Tupac said: “no one man should have all that power” - Jay Z
Wait what is it come from jay z or tupac
@@becidju it comes from Kanye but he said that as a joke
Naw I swear this is a quote from Mozart
@@andyzhang7890 ...it's a quote by Adolf Hitler...
So it’s a joke by Jayz, Tupac, Kanye and Adolf Hitler? That’s pretty crazy
3:30 that’s the moment when Peter became Heisenberg
All jokes aside Spider-man 3 is a underrated film in my opinion
If he didn't change his hair I don't think I'd ever notice he became evil
Kwij Gaming growing up I thought he was a different actor because his hair changed
Damn, James Franco hiding under the table?! You just dcking blew my mind for real :0
I honestly think it's much more likely that he was just the black guy all along.
I was younger back then. Now as an adult, I get it. lol
That's not the only thing I dicked.
in the movie there's Emo spiderman
Godfish Nah, the black guy was the other and he was like "ayy dood wtf"
It really makes you feel like Spider-Man
I showed this video to my co-workers and supervisor on the big projector in our conference room. one of the most divisive meetings that we have ever had.
Great league video dunderson I really liked the part where you almost got a pentakill with Mundo but then that asshole akali stole it.
That was actually Spider-Man dressed up as Akali
Not even close babbyyyyy eheheh
Synapse content incoming
xD4B00TYB4ND1Tx Zuricks happy april fools
No that was Akali dressed up as Peter Parker.
Not the review we wanted, but the review that we needed 👏👏👏👏👏
whats the review we wanted?
meme review👏👏
Well apparently dunkey is now a movie critic.
movie review👏👏
t. Spiderguy
This movie really makes you feel like Spiderman
This movie really makes you feel like Spiderman
“Without being inhibited by closed-minded executives” the extra layer to the (I think) joke here is that the reason this movie was such a rushed poorly thought out mess is because Sony made Sam Rami do a movie with Venom/Symbiote when Sam Rami had no interest in that. Sam Rami has always been famous for his camp but when you try to tell a darker and edgier story, that camp can be a serious pitfall. Sam Rami knew what kind of villains he should use to tell a great story with respect to his style and Sony walked all over that.
Nah it’s a masterpiece
Still masterpiece
This is when I realised that James Franco is actually hiding under the table
Never played league but after watching this, I'm gonna take a crack at it. Great review.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter LoL
don't do it, i've been chained to the machine for months now, don't enter the game of no return
If u enjoy AIDS, sure.
fruitloops don’t play that game it’s a drug and you will hate yourself the whole time you play it
Have fun in hell
This might be my fav video among your other videos. Very funny, thanks for the video man. I love you!
I will Never forget when Alfred told Luke Skywalker that
Wow. I know this is sarcasm, but this actually almost made me change my mind about this movie. Well done.
I think the some of the final things he said about it were kinda true.
I actually enjoyed that movie...
Spider-Man 3 IS a film about layers tbh
@@rekius328 ogre layers
The main problem with this movie is the presentation and pacing, otherwise rami was always good at visual and symbolic storytelling
"The spiderman who had defeated bonesaw" I spit my drink lmao Dunkey is always gold
Yeah that part really cracked me up. I still quote Bonesaw to this day.
@nik Bahtin you're that ninja...
"Cum on my face, brother."
Who's bone saw?
@@gigachad6804 Randy Savage.
Zero dislikes? You’ve done it again dunkey
This video is 2 years old and its still gold.
Phew! I was worried for a second he was pranking us with a new league video instead of the Spider-Man 3 analysis we've all been waiting for
I love how he starts by saying “he sees his best friend James Franco, and he cloths lines him in an alley and kills him”. Like, James Franco doesn’t even do anything, he just sees him and cloths lines him. 😂😂😂
Accordin' to Jordan I bursted into tears just hearing the sound effects of Peter clothes lining him, lol!
Luke Milbocker - That long pause afterwards kills me every time
Lmao
Yes that is as a matter of fact the joke,just like when he says the guy who spliced newspaper art Peter made then called him jealous when as a matter of fact he did splice it was his biggest fan lol. It is,in fact,the joke.
Unironically he's right about everything he said
I like this ironic comment!
@@User-xc1ml dye
Watching this after NWH.
“But in Spider-Man 4 I’ll shoot you with a pistol” lool
Adrian Ö that’s my favorite part
"With Big power comes Beeg Yoshi"
With big Yoshi comes big oof
with spaghetti and meatballs
had to watch this one more time before seeing the new spidey. will follow up.
A Spider-Man man film with ironic goodness that I have so much nostalgia for this movie.
I used to watch this movie every weekend till I was 8 and I watch it every couple of months and is one of my favourite films
This was your most serious video.
8/8
Salvador Suazo
You haven’t seen The shining video have you?
Haters will say its an April fools joke
movie was garbage
you just used it 3x rip ur brain cells lol.
did you really edit the post to make it two times that you said it which should not be named or am I an idiot
mikegemme5404 I loved it
When I was about 13 and this video was posted, it made me genuinely think for years that this movie was an absolute masterpiece because I'd never seen it and I was completely sideways stupid
Nah, it is
@@sorendipitousWell, it is funny
like garfield
This is actually genius.
Mr. No Name spider man 3? Yeah
Why is this released on April 1st? Dumb people are gonna think it's a joke.
Totally true.
It was originally him pretending to go back to League of Legends and that was the joke. But he changed it's name & thumbnail because April 1st is over.
Spudacus Gaming woke
Spudacus Gaming no he changed it yesterday because he got reported for misleading title info
Jackson Joseph How do you know he got reported?
I truly love spider man 3 tbh and I love that dunkey does too. The emotional sandman music man ... Fks you up every time.
Don't forget. When Peter became evil, he answered a phone call with the greeting "shalom".
What did raimi mean by this
@@bozuteru2160 We're not allowed to say.
You know Peter Parker has become evil when he stands up to his verbally abusive, negligent landlord.
I think the giveaway was when he went from normal hair to *e m o* hair
He is good boy.
0:56 I always thought that close line was the most realistic part of any super hero movie. Instead of the typical 10 story jumps that everyone does without wincing, Harry falls about 3 stories and spends the rest of the movie disabled because of it
using amnesia as a plot device was very dumb tho
Yeah sure bro conveniently getting hit to the head as a set up for amnesia plot device,totally organic
@@cheraagarora3127 He was faking the amnesia. That's why he winks at Peter
@@myleg... no he wasn't. at a certain point in the movie he regains his memory when he sees his father in his mirror. he did pretend he still had amnesia though when he was talking with peter in a cafe when he winked at him but he still did have amnesia before all of that.
@@cheraagarora3127 why is it dumb tho
3:32 Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Dunkey put in a soundtrack from Spider-Man 2 (Mysterio vs Spider-Man chase sequence) the attention to detail- superb my friend
Thank you for letting me relive some nostalgia with your Spiderman ps1 song outro
I think the pizza delivery mission in spiderman II the video game was much more critically acclaimed.
I F L I P T H E P I Z Z A S M R A Z I Z W I L L F L I P O U T
Insidia OH NO DOCTOR CONNOR CLASS
C_Mill24 PIZZA TIME
And to think they put the pizza delivery music in league after seeing this review is a shame on riot games!
THESE PIZZAS ARE MY LIFE THESE PIZZAS-re fired-THESE PIZZAS GoooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO! THESE ARE MY PIZZAS!
When you search up "Mastahpiece" on RUclips, this is the first video that pops up.
Spider-Man 3 is a Mastahpiece
Jonathan Huerta I LOVE YOU TIS BEAN
@@rosealvarado05112 I love you too tis strawby :)
Answer me :(
its actually a bunch of dunkey vids
Maystapeece
Your videos are timeless
Wow 3 years
No dislikes
Amazing
How did that get in there
james franco hiding under the table.. i didn't realize that until now 😂😂
I'm convinced that guy who looks over was just eating his lunch and was confused to see James Franco hide under the table.
@@JMiles-wl1nq that's actually dunkey
I think this is fake if harry actually did this peter would be able to detect him and see if he’s actually under the table or he ran fast tho this is just a cheesy moment of a character disappearing after something passes by trope
@@yoshigamemaster6127 or it was Sam Raimi's subtle way of showing how Venom exaggerated Spidaman's paranoia and thus the whole turning back to look at Harry scene wasn't real, it only happened in his head.
"no one man should have that big power" - tupac
no its clearly tupac that he's quoting wtf man
'Picture of Jay z in the background'
I mean definitely a picture of 2pac
Of course dunkey knew he was under the table. He's on camera staring at him
ok...i'm caught up...ready to watch the new spider man
Good video dunkthemoviemaker
Bassoonify RIP Ralph
Bassoonify
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Hey...
HEY
I GET THE JOKE
I KNOW WHAT A RALPHTHEMOVIEMAKER IS!!!!
They said it was gonna be an easy grab...
WELL IT AINT NO EASY GRAB THEY GOT D
Hi I'm Charles Styles, I come from the company called Mystery Diners
*I'M ALVIN FLANG*
The bit in the movie where Toby McGuire spazzes out in an alley because symbiote and then catches his reflection in a broken mirror, looks at his dorky good guy combover, then pushes his hair down so that it covers one eyebrow (cuz the "emo" hair cut was still in fashion) to symbolize that this was EVIL PETER NOW was one of the greatest scenes in cinema history.
dildonius Tobey Maguire*
dildonius ikr I cried
Man i might have to rewatch this for the 4th time
This is probably my favorite Dunkey video. Every time YT suggests it I watch it at least 3 times.
When I was younger I thought that when Harry disappeared in the cafe, I thought he turned black
Foreshadowing of The Skrulls in Marvel Universe,lol
@Sykurru *MCU
Lmfao
I don't know if this is an april fools prank or just a normal Dunkey video.
Is there a difference?
zeoxdragon I keep forgetting it’s April fools day.
The Real Jackalope good point. Everyday is like April Fools day to this guy.
zeoxdragon it was formally a April Pranks Day video given a title & thumbnail about LoL, but apparently got taken down for being misleading - YT is doing great
Yes.
This is one of the finest of RUclips videos
Spider-Man 3 is my favourite Spider-Man movie. I will die on this hill.
✊
*Intro rock music plays over League of Legends footage*
..I'm finally bac-
Spider-Man 3 is the best movie that Spider-Man made. Since its release in 2007, critics have spent countless hours analyzing every frame, every scene, every line of dialogue in search of its many subdued themes and messages. Like Garfield, Spider-Man 3 is a film about layers; on the surface, it's your typical thrill-a-minute Blockbuster with cutting-edge special effects, but upon further viewing your start to understand this is merely a façade - a false attempt to placate a broader audience.
In superhero movies, you can only tell two different stories, really, the origin story or a story about heroes learning to work together as a team. Spider-Man 3 shatters expectations by not giving you the rise of Spider-Man, but rather the fall. Peter Parker becomes tangled, if you will, in a web of violence and deceit, and ultimately, becomes the villain. The movie starts with Pete. He sees his best friend, James Franco and he clotheslines him down an alley and kills him. Then we're introduced to Sandman, who we learn is a great father trying to save up enough money for his daughter's surgery. So Spider-Man gets wind of this and kills him in a sewer. Then the city throws a parade for Spider-Man and he kisses some bimbo, right in front of his girlfriend, then he meets this guy, who is actually his biggest fan.
Up to this part, I kinda figured out that maybe Spider-Man is just having a bad day. We all know he's good guy at heart. But then fucking stupid-ass James Franco starts being alive again, so Mary Jane dumps Spider-Man, for no good reason and then she says she's seeing another guy. Spider-Man in a state of such distraught and fragility goes to the only guy he thought he could trust, James Franco, who goes: "I'm the other guy" Fucking backstabbing piece of shit James Franco.
Now this scene is essential, Peter looks back in the café and that little bitch winks at him and then boom! like that he's gone. Now the question is... where the hell did he go? The truck takes like one second to go in front of Peter, and then he disappears. This is where I realized that James Franco is actually hiding under the table. Think about it. Naturally, Spider-Man slams James Franco into a wall, and then chucks a fucking grenade at his head.
Then we cut to Spider-Man being fed a plate of cookies and he says: "You got any with nuts?" - "Go make me some cookies with nuts in them" Now this is actually a very clever scene when you think about it; In life there is such a rich variety of cookies - peanut butter, chocolate chip, mint cookies, oatmeal raisin, but director Sam Raimi has Spider-Man consciously choose nut cookies, to signify that this man has gone nuts. Do you guys get that? You have the scene where Spider-Man is pointing at various women on the sidewalk, now look at the gestures he's making with his hand. He is saying to these women "You're safe now, but in Spider-Man 4 I will shoot you with a pistol."
But it's not until this moment where we, the viewers, see that faint flicker of hope within Peter snuffed out. He changes his hair from the normal way to this evil hair. This is when the Spider-Man I knew, who had lost uncle Ben, who had defeated Bonesaw, this is when he had become truly lost.
Spider-Man 3 tells a dark story that confronts the audience with serious questions, and for this reason I think it became a very divisive film. It's a movie from a different era, where artists were encouraged to take bold risks, uninhibited by close-minded executives, and I sincerely doubt we'll ever see Marvel reach these heights again. Like Alfred said - "With big power, comes big responsibility."
Now that's some dedication right here. Can you make that with every video?
Homecoming better (BTW no way iam reading that :D)
K
This gives Dunkey a bit more of the deserved appreciation for his writing. He writes some really good essays. His text has sarcasm, but this comment doesn not.
Where's the English sub?
It really feels like your Batman when watching Spider-Man 3
Jacob Orozco lmao
I really felt like Batman while reading this comment about it feeling like being Batman when watching Spider-Man 3
I love that classic Spider-Man fight theme you included
Better than film school
Sethusk in film school rn, can confirm