JAP Battle (Reprise) - feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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JAP Battle (Reprise)
Starring Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Zach Sherwin, Jack Dolgen & Rachel Bloom
Audra:
ALL OF OUR LIVES YOU WERE TOXIC
OBNOXIOUS
NOW THOUGH, YOU’VE BROUGHT ME FROM NAUSEOUS TO NACHES
I’M PROUD OF YOU, BUNCH
YOU’RE A GROWN-UP, YOU GOT THIS
KOL HAKAVOD, YOU’RE A GODDESS
Rebecca:
ME?!
BUT YOU’RE SO RESPONSIBLE
CAREER’S ON SIZZLE
HUSBAND, DITTO
THREE GREAT KIDDOS
YOU’VE GOT COMPETENCE, CLASS
PLUS A SKINNY-ASS WAIST
AND A TONED-ASS ASS
Audra:
WELL, YOU’VE GOT A FREE SPIRIT, WHICH I SEE AND COMMEND
SO, LIKE 2 CHAINZ WITHOUT THE “NZ” AT THE END
I WISH YOU DOUBLE CHAI
FOR FOLLOWING THE TUG
OF THE HEART BEHIND YOUR 36 TRIPLE-D JUGS
Rebecca:
WOW, WHAT A BOOST FOR MY CONFIDENCE!
Audra:
YEAH, I MEAN, I GOTTA GIVE IT UP
I’M PRETTY GOOD AT GIVING COMPLIMENTS
Rebecca:
NICE BUBBLE, BUBBELEH, I REALLY HATE TO POP IT
BUT NOBODY’S GOT A PLAUDIT ANY HOTTER THAN I DROP IT
Audra & Rebecca:
THIS IS…
Audra:
A JAP PRAISE FIGHT
Audra & Rebecca:
HALF AFFIRMATION
Rebecca:
HALF CAGE FIGHT
Audra & Rebecca:
KILLING YOU WITH KINDNESS
Audra:
YEAH, YOU’RE DANG RIGHT
Audra & Rebecca:
IT’S A HEAD-TO-HEAD YASHER KOACH MAZEL TOV OFF
Rebecca:
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET’S SQUASH IT, YOU’RE AWESOME
Audra:
SECONDED! SAME!
REBECCA-WISE, MY GAME RECOGNIZE GAME
Rebecca:
THANKS, I APPRECIATE THAT
Audra:
YEAH, I MEAN, THERE’S A REASON I’M CALLED “ESTEEM QUEEN LEVINE”
Rebecca:
CAN IT WITH THE ACCOLADES-SLASH-SHADE-CATAPULTING
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS GREAT AT ADULTING
ALL YOUR HARD WORK, ULTIMATELY RESULTING IN TRIUMPH
Audra:
DAMN, THAT’S SOME SNEAKY INSULTING
SKIP THE EMOTIONAL JUDO
I AM THE B. KNOWLES-CARTER OF KUDOS
Rebecca:
I’M THE LEBRON JAMES OF ACCLAIM
Audra:
THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL ME THE MICHELLE OF THE KVELL
Rebecca:
GO TO HELL
Audra & Rebecca:
THIS IS…
Audra:
A JAP CHEER SCRIMMAGE
Audra & Rebecca:
LIKE A RAP BATTLE
Rebecca:
BUT THE MIRROR IMAGE
Audra & Rebecca:
BOTH OF US’LL FEEL GREAT
Audra:
WHEN WE’RE FINISHED
Rebecca:
GIVING A DOPE-SLAP OF DAP TO THIS JAP…
Rebecca:
Which does stand for Jewish-American Princess, a term that, on one hand, does reinforce
negative, negative stereotypes about both Jews and women but, on the other hand, is a term
that we want to reclaim and own. Also, should acknowledge that me saying “dap to this jap” is
appropriative and a little problematic, if we’re being honest.
THIS IS TOUCHY STUFF AND IT’S PRETTY COMPLICATED
BUT I NOTICED THE DYNAMIC AND I THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD NAME IT
JUST LIKE I HATED YOU, BUT NOW I KINDA LIKE YOU
THIS SONG’S ANOTHER THING I CAN SEE TWO SIDES TO
Audra:
TERRIFIC SELF-AWARENESS
Rebecca:
KNOCK IT OFF, AUDRA!
YOU NEVER STOP, DO YOU?
Audra:
CAN’T AND DON’T WANNA
Rebecca:
YOU’RE A WONDERFUL LADY,
BUT AN INSUFFERABLE BABY
Audra:
SHOULD WE MAKE OUT?
Rebecca:
WHAT?! NO!
...MAYBE
Audra: Should we make out?
Me: *screaming*
Idem
Rebecca: What? No! Maybe.
GOD, YES.
**fangirl screaming
I'd pay to see that.
This should've been the endgame couple
Either this or valencia!!
YES!!! I would have DIED screw the love square and let Rebecca and Audra give it a shot and raise the triplets together why not, the other guys are getting boring and surely would have gained some self respect by now
This or Valencia, tbh.
Yeeesss
Really? No Rachel and Heather shippers out here?
That apology was great, but can we talk about how confused Audra looked, because she couldn’t see the audience/camera?
I loved that she just kinda stood there not saying anything and trying to figure out who she was talking to.
It is so funny btw 😂
my absolute favorite thing is how at the end of the aside she just like goes with it and nods along with rebecca even tho she has no clue what's happening
Hahaha omg I was just about to comment this 😂
@@bjpe8228 Rebecca pointed out the absurdity of it all, which Audra totally gets lol
they managed 35 seconds of complimenting each other before it went back to a rivalry of saying who was better at giving compliments
Still, it ended with a (somewhat) mature departure. Rebecca definitely got the last laugh though.
You know the show is ending when all the conflicts and subplots are being wrapped up and resolved.
I'm gonna miss this show.
And they had so many callbacks this episode.
That and there are quite a lot of reprises these days. Not complaining in the slightest though.
Greg: ........
Josh: ........
Nathaniel: ........
Rebecca:
Rebecca: *makes out with Audra*
endgame
Audra looks so disappointed at the end
So was I!
Me too lol
I mean who wasn't?
I feel like Audra asking to kiss was because she is so used to not having any praise or affection--so when she got it she assumed it was romantic and/or sexual attention.
That’s too real
Honestly love the amount of bisexual/bi-curiosity in this show, Daryll, Valencia, Maya lol and the many bi-curious scenes like Rebecca crushing on Valencia and also this ending of the music video with Audra
The near kiss is great but we need to pay more attention to Rebecca's hand on Audra's waist also height difference
omg i'm an idiot why did it not occur to me, I am obsessed with height difference
@@oof-rr5nf can you please explain to me what being obsessed with height difference means? I'm just really confused. Like do you obsessively focus on the height difference between couples, or are you obsessed with when a couple has a height difference, or what? I'm just curious what you meant.
@@bragtime1052 yeah thats usually it, the contrast is v cute
If anyone needs a translation for the Hebrew parts:
Kol hakavod- congratulations (word to word - all honor )
Yashar koach- also means congrats, used more in formal situations
Mazal tov- (word to word- good fortune), usually said at birthdays weddings and such
Bubale'- a nick name, buba means doll, and 'le is a common addition in yiddish ment to show affection and hint that someone is adorable (like a child not like hot adorable).
I think that's it
Btw in the original one you had Sheket bevakasha which is quiet please
Thank you
And double chai is 36, since the numerical value of the letters in chai (Hebrew for life) add up to 18 (a lucky number in Jewish tradition)
You translated for the boys
Kol hakavod isn't congratulations, it's "well done". So is Yashar koach.
and what is 'chai'?
the line where she says "2 Chainz without the NZ at the end"
This was in Rebecca’s head so I would REALLY like to know what the actual conversation was and what were the words that Audra to the point of wanting to make out😭
I wish you both kissed. It would have be the ultimate enemies to lovers story
Enemies to lovers is opium to the masses, second only to friends to lovers in my book.
Jessica, you're really blowing me away with that profile photo. Mad respect.
@@oof-rr5nf I'll do you one better: Enemies to Friends to Lovers
@@jessicaAM666 I know, I know. That is always the star of the show. But I have kinda sorta always been happy with the friends to lovers trope in most of my ships. What can I say, I'm basic.
I mean, Audra has only had like 5 appearances...
Season 1: "...Each of my double D's weights the volume of a toddlers' head".
Season 4: "... Behind your 36 triple-D jugs"
*Audra knows just from looking at Rebecca*
I didn't realize her name is Rachel as well. That makes it so much better
SHOULD WE SHAKE HANDS AND ERASE THE HATE
Omg yes yes yes
WHAT THEY SHOULD DO IS MAKE OUT
Shake tongues is more like it
Your stupid
imagine if Rebecca told the three guys to take a hike and chooses Audra
That would explain the vendetta for the vases
@@okrasamwich 🤣
It’s nice Rachel Grate made another appearance before the show ended. She’s always been......what’s a word for very good?
Gr...oovy?
Fizzy
Great? :P
@@hannajane2405 ... Grate.
Superb
Holy crap. Who would’ve thought they’d be able to sneak in another rap battle! Such symmetry! So awesome!
The "Terrific self-awareness!" gets me every single time
This show broke the fourth wall so many times in the final season lmao
Never thought we'd get so many callbacks in this episode! I especially love the one to "Denise Martinez, that bitch I cannot stand."
This was a beautiful scene of maturity for both characters. I wish these two the absolute best.
I guess Rebecca/Audra is the new ship and I...I'm so okay with this.
It's only new if you didn't have your femslash goggles on for the whole show lol
Where’s the bathroom video: *I’M NOT GAY!”*
This video: *THE ALMOST KISS AT THE END*
Well, 1.8 on the Kinsey scale....
The funny thing is by the time of the bathroom song she’d already made out with Valencia in the club.
This reprise was soooo necessary! And I would love a "Santa Ana Winds" reprise.
Noooo those damn trickster winds
I like how Rebecca and Audra are just casually bicurious without it being a whole thing. Just started watching The Good Place and Eleanor is kind of hot for Tahani too. I like that their sexualities are not a whole thing that has to be discussed and labelled. I'd say a lot of women are at least bicurious and it doesn't need to be a whole thing with coming out, and labels, unless you want it to be ofc.
i think its heavily made clear rebecca is outright bi, not just curious
I mean, but in the case of Eleanor, I think she's clearly bisexual though? She references to liking women several times throughout the show, if I'm not mistaken.
how do we only have 3 episodes left 😭 Rachel please make a new show I'm begging you!!❤️
I was crying about that to my bf and said she's so smart because it's brilliant and leaves us wanting more no jump the shark season 6 shit... Remember glee 😕
Forget Greg, Nthaniel and Josh. Audra/Becks are ENDGAME
Sunny Tyler lol nah. I would’ve loved if they just became besties like with the other awesome ladies
From "sheket bevakah, shut the fuck up" to "kol hakavod you're a goddess" ❤️❤️
CAN'T GET OVER THE MAKE OUT PART
YOU'RE A WONDERFUL LADY BUT AN INSUFFERABLE BABY
"should we make out?"
"what? no! maybe."
the forbidden rebecca ship
Why forbidden it's the ultimate one
I wanna thank this show so much for validating my forever love of Audra Levine
I was really hoping they reprised this one, but didn't think they'd find a way to fit it in. I'm stoked that I was wrong
I low key wanted this to be end game
Why isn't Rachel Grate in more stuff? she seems really talented
I would have liked a LAP battle from Valencia and Denise, you know, a LATINX AMERICAN PRINCESS
Lady Oblivion YES
Yes please!
Lady Oblivion omg yasss!!
Ah yes, Denise Martinez. I wonder if she's recovered from Women Gotta Stick Together?
Latina*
Passive aggressive complimenting game stronk.
Audra is still really hot.
I know right!?
This praise battle sounds so real.. my friends do this always.
Just throw that enemies-to-lovers bait in there why don't you?
I hope that rebecca discovers her love through writing theatre and musical song herself, because that would be awesome! and beside that chooses the guy she feels most secure with :) team nathaniel though!
I'm late but same!
Lads I think we've found the answer to the love quadrangle
Chief, we've got it!
THIS. IS. EVERYTHING.
I can’t stop listening.
LET THEM MAKE OUT!!!
I'm sure that, a couple of years after the finale, Rebecca will find out that she's a little bit bi.
she already tried to kiss valencia, tried to see valencia's pussy and nearly made out with audra soooo
God this was everything I’ve been wanting and never thought I would get
I am so satisfied with this reprise hahaha
Now that I know Zach Sherwin helped on these it feels so obvious. Like even though it's not him rapping I can still kind of hear him saying the lines because it's like his flow and his type of writing to a tee.
Agreedo
I love how Audra says "terrific self-awareness". I don't know why but I love it
I just realized "Two Chainz without the NZ" not just the "Z"
lol, chai jokes.
Thank you I was trying to figure it out
wasn't it a play on "touché"?
@@SarahZ Chai means life in Hebrew and also it's considered a lucky number (contains the characters that correspond with the number 18). So when you hear people say "l'chaiyim" it literally means "to life (plural)."
A lot of us also wear chai jewelry and such. Basically it's good luck.
Also, I love your content.
Yeah she is wishing her double chai 😉
@@lennydotdotdot5580 Thank you so much for explaining!
The reprise we’ve all been waiting for!
this actually inspired me to compliment my friends more. they're such amazing humans in their own different way and they need to hear that more
God, I miss this show so much
*a comment to appreciate the growth of these two characters*
"What, NO! ... ... Maybe?"
I just started watching this show in May and I have to say it is one of my favorite shows ever! The writing, characters and songs are all so good and clever. I can't remember ever seeing a show like this one. I am almost through season 4 and am really sad that it ended.
Audra always kills the raps
OMG rivals to friends to lovers speedrun
Audra really reminds me of Annie from community.
If they kissed instead of shaking hands, our whole world woulda been different.
Everyone wanted to know which of the guys she'd end up with but tbh I was rooting for this.
That double chai joke is seriously underrated
Missed opportunity to call it a "re-praise"
I need to watch this like 15 times to be able to appreciate all the nuances.
Love how the most replayed moment of this video is when the two are about to make out
I love when audra says "terrific self-awareness"
Okay...now KISS!
Lol nobody is gonna mention how Audra T-Posed Rebecca
Audra's aggressive "Terrific self-awareness!" after it looks like it's calmed down 🔥
Full circle moment 😍😍😍💛
I know the show is already finished, but like. Rachel. I'm begging you...let Rebecca date a woman
I honestly thought they might have had her be bisexual, especially how she reacted to Valencia in S1
HipsterBrigadier tbh I’ve been lowkey waiting for Rebecca/Valencia for four seasons. But I love Valencia’s gf, so I’m not too disappointed. Now, Rebecca/Audra tho...
She already has a quadrangle and although I hope they expressly say she isn't a zero on Kinsey or something, I doubt the show can handle another love interest. Kinda rooting for single Rebecca endgame tbh 🤷🏻♀️
@@enx2083 in season 3 she said shes like a 1.8 on kinsey ;)
@@MightyMewtron Ohh I forgot that, thanks ☺
canon divergence in which they fall in love o.o
Audbecka all the way. That could be its own show.
I’m loving all the season one reprises!!!
The throwbacks are amazing!
such important character development
The puns are really good in this reprise.
I would have loved for these two to end up together, it would have been such an amazing ending ❤️
I love all the music in this show.
Yes.
omg a reprise of my fav ceg song. i am crying and this is not a joke. I love this show so fucking much
I’m glad that Audra and Rebecca made up. They are so alike, it wouldn’t make sense to keep them frenemies, so it makes sense for them to make up!
Omg, love this reprise!!!
this was so sweet i almost cried....................
This episode was one of the best in the season so far! FTW reprises!
what episode is it? :0
Season is almost over, guess "we're on the Endgame now".
I felt it
I feel like that character was the show's spin off that never happened.
I love Rachel Grate
I was so happy to see this. I've been waiting for them to reconcile for so long
I knew this would happen eventually
LOL who wrote the ending???
the enemies to lovers that i deserve..
No wonder this song sounded so familiar. Zach Sherwin had a part in writing this xD it sounded like some of his raps
2:20 YES
They're accents in Hebrew is the funniest thing here I love it
It's so funny to listen to this when you speak Hebrew...
This reminds me of 'youre nothing without me' and the reprise from City of Angels
O berro que eu dei. EU AMO UMA SÉRIE.
HANDSHAKE?!? Nah, let’s just wave at each other-from at least six feet apart!
I love the ending. It’s so Rebecca😂