Vic Berger has the unique ability to sift through hundreds of hours of footage, selected about thirty minutes, then edit it together so it feels like it lasts a thousand years.
But you forgot the last crucial point: People emphatically watch the video DESPITE it feeling like it lasting a 1,000 years. 📣 ¡BASTA! 🤘💰🥒 (there was no food bucket emoji)😑
Shockingly, Mike Bickle has been terminated by the Kansas City International House of Prayer, which he founded, after numerous women have accused him of sexual assault. Stunning, I know.
I want you all to know how hard this shit is that Vic does. I'm a video editor by trade and I thought earlier tonight, "lemme try to do a Vic Berger-type edit of the Harris-Trump debate." Doing that alone has proven to be way more tedious than I expected. And with Jim Bakker, Vic's gotta pour through MANY hours of content just to find these bits. It's really insane. It takes a special brain to find these moments and turn them into comedy.
Yes i agree Jimmy makes a good stand up comedian that's where he could get his money again take it on the road get your bucket of goodies before Armageddon WOW THAT'S GOOD tour
@ - notice all the comments here about not needing food supplies if you're raptured. What Jim Bakker is doing is unbiblical. Most Christians see through that.
If Vic Berger were Trent Reznor, these Jim Bakker videos would be his The Downward Spiral. Sure, he's got other good dark stuff, and this is his most deeply, deliciously depressing work that you still go back to and reminisce about painful times that you overcame.
@@rmk2336 takes 2 minutes to look it up to be sure. While I would never use it for anything academic, I have found wikipedia to actually have a good track record of being correct. Especially when it comes to cultural things. In this case they are again correct. A google search will bring up multiple articles from reputable institutions confirming the overturning of his sentence due to statements made about Bakker by the presiding judge in the sentencing documents. Another fun fact, he was more recently (2009) indicted on several felony counts including wire and mail fraud as well as conspiracy to defraud the public. The guy is a piece of shit huckster.
This is exactly like a nightmarish acid trip. Weirder, more unsettling, and funnier than anything on Adult Swim. Beautifully compiled and edited; great music too! My hat goes off to Mr. Berger.
I've binge watched a bunch of these edits in the last few hours and only one word can really describe the experience: "Wow!" Or maybe two more words: "That's good."
they aren't psychopaths, they're just immoral con men that use spooky fairy tales to scare the elderly until they trade in their social security checks for slop buckets at least Nigerian scammers don't pretend to be doing the work of God when they intimidate grandma into paying their ransom
@@siugbait That's what a psychopath is. Psychopaths and sociopaths are some times differentiated, but there is no unanimous difference. A psychopath or sociopath lacks empathy, remorse and guilt, allowing them to operate without care for other people. They aren't necessarily violent (they use whatever method is best to manipulate others), and they definitely aren't crazy. CEOs for instance display higher rates of psychopathy.
Imagine back in the day when the PTL club was king on morning television. Working third shift and my three choices at six AM had one version of lies or the others. The PTL club was always worth a laugh. Sick dumb people that actually bought that act??? Really, and they vote too??? The other two options,,, Earnest Angely and Jimmie Swaggert. We only had a few options back then that early. I do miss the AG reports.
About 90% of the time, I genuinely cannot tell if Lori's "Wow's" and "That's Good," and "That's Nice's" are put in by Vic or if it's just her natural response to what's going on.
@ 3:00 I'd love to know what Jim Bakker is thinking right there.....after what that guy just said about Adam "opening his eyes." His face, on one level, might seem to suggest he's thinking _"Oh for fuck's sake....seriously? Do you think I'm an idiot?"_ But.....in reality, he surely believes all of it. OR....he doesn't, and just feigns it for the gullible audience. Who the hell knows....he's a charlatan and con-man through and through. It's damn near impossible to understand his motivation. It's nothing but a fever dream of hallucinatory existential absurdity....presented as "normality."
the truly scary thing, he believes in this stuff. He EATS this stuff. onea these days he is going to be carrried off in a tight fitting bathrobe, I swear.
Judy Thompson I don’t think he believes this stuff at all. He’s too smooth of an operator - his ratcheting up of anxiety about a nonexistent problem just before offering his “cheap” solution is far too good (and also looks far too scripted) to not be a calculated tactic. Keep them thinking the end of days is coming, keep scaring them that they’re not prepared, and then show them your cheap solution: “Look how edible and yummy this is! Get it or you’ll starve! Your Lord says so!” When he tried to scare old people with that “what if your next social security check never comes” line, my blood boiled. That’s such a real fear for old people without means, I’ve seen it firsthand. He’s preying on people in precarious situations by appealing to their devoutness while keeping them in fear. He’s disgusting.
True! There are signs of the last days. But signs have kept happening for years like earthquakes and wars. So are they literal earthquakes wars and famines? Or might it mean something spiritual.
@@peppep7018 What about children playing with jumprope, children riding bikes, children laughing, babies drinking breast milk. All these are the signs of endtimes.
Think about how awesome a spectacle the end of creation would be. The greatest rock show ever. They so desperately wanna witness it. They wanna witness the unbelievers being punished. They want to delight in the carnage. They wanna delight in being right all along.
That’s why you don’t follow what anyone says and do your own research. I’m not religious I’m spiritual and Jesus Christ is my lord and savior. These pastors are just money hungry.
The editing of this is of such mastery, AI will have a very, very hard time coming anything close to this. Thanks Vic for your wonderful gift, and the joy it brings to us all!
Holy fucking shit. So.....I WANT to respect all people. I want to believe that deep down most people have more in common than they do apart. I want to believe that most people are reasonably intelligent, informed, and ethical. But......I can't. I just can't. This Jim Bakker show is a microcosm of existential angst that I cannot pretend away. Nothing but con-men and credulous targets. Honestly, I find these people nauseatingly depressing. We have _nothing_ in common beyond basic biology. I can't even begin to wrap my mind around how another human being could think, believe, and act like this. And I'm not just talking about the hosts...I'm also talking about the audience. In fact, I'm MOSTLY talking about the audience. There's just something profoundly horrifying about every aspect of their batshit "worldview" and "values" and "priorities." I genuinely have no respect for their beliefs or values or worldview....none. It's profoundly dangerous to human thriving in every way shape and form. They are the living embodiment of the worst caricature imaginable of an American human being. Nothing about them even makes sense. It's nothing but a fever dream of pathological absurdity. If you really allow yourself to realize *_just how many_* people like this exist....and the magnitude of their influence on society at all levels....it's actually horrifying. Genuinely horrifying and depressing. And I'm convinced there is zero solution or reconciliation available. I'm well past the point where I'm convinced the only positive future....is one in which we split this nation in two and separate ourselves _entirely._ Of course, even that wouldn't work long-term....eventually their third-world theocratic dictatorship would spill over into our lives anyway. So.....we're fucked no matter what. Great... Gah....I need to go watch something uplifting. Vic Berger videos are always incredibly entertaining.....on the surface. But if you linger too long....you end up writing, and thinking about, things like this.....
My God, the way Vic Berger edits clips of Lori Bakker is positively award winning. Every time I watch this video, I discover more and more. And I've seen this at least a dozen times.
@@NobodyCaresALot Oh look. It's another brainless millennial. To think that the future is in their hands. Of course, the planet has a way of dealing with stupidity. I foresee many a Darwin Award being handed out soon. Guess the planet will be just fine 🙂
@@DJAntonetti all I hear are old man cries. Waaaaah waaaaaah. The older you get the more you like and act like you were when you were born. Your profile picture makes that obvious.
The way his wife, doing her damnest to hold back her exasperation, says 'Jim, just...just so we could at least sleep for a few hours' gives me such a deep, dark, insight into what that marriage must be like.
The “picky eater” saying, “I like my food plain, no spices, no onion, nothing. This food is just right.” 😂 He’s the only person on there telling the truth
When bakker pretended to cry I almost lost it. He is so phony it makes me sick. He should be in prison for rapeing Jessica hahn. He should not be on television he should be in hell. ... Also Lori should be in prison for killing five babies.
This is so good. It's like a doomsday version of a show my grandmother used to watch during lunchtime in the 80s and 90s....except with more buckets. This show has WAY more buckets. EDIT: its hard to watch like 15 minutes...i cant imagine what editing hours of that does to a man. Thanks Vic.
"You hungry?" "I could use a little snack." "Me too." "Better open a bucket." "Great. I'll prepare 22 gallons of rice." "Have you seen the shovel?" "I think you left it by the new latrine."
@@mallowmallow2070 Half Mexican........... I had to rewatch that twice to catch it. This video just keeps giving more absurdities every time I watch it. The finer ramblings of humans exquisitely showcased with gourmet bucket food stuff. 🤤😉
I love how he was describing this insanely impossible 2 week dream and asks the lady “have you ever had a dream like that?” And she’s SUPPOSED to say “no” but she isn’t listening so she says “YES” but he was trying to insinuate he had this insane god given vision lmaoo she made it look even worse by being like “oh yeah that happens to everyone” 😂 she’s so daft
Being in a shitty, spiteful relationship is hell. I lived it for too many years. Thw angriest moments of my life were during that time. I have never since been as angry as that. I have been single for 10 years and I love it. Life is so simple. Every evening after work, I open the door and everything is how I left it ad no chance of walking into a fight that just destroys your mood. I see guys at work still in that shit, and they are so fucking miserable. Some get to work an hour early just because they can't wait to get out of their house. I know that there are good healthy relationships, but they sure seem to be the exception, not the rule.
I love how that dude called the day of Adam's creation the anniversary of the creation of the world. But Adam was created on the sixth day. Even those coo coo preachers didn't read the bible...
I was curious about how they find the audience for this show and found this little tidbit on Bakker's website: "Please be advised that tapings of The Jim Bakker Show may last up to 6 hours." HOW Who could sit through 6 goddamn hours of this.........??
Given that his masquerade was revealed more than 30 years ago, it's beyond belief that there's a single person in this world who doesn't see through him.
It is a calm day and you are resting quietly at home. Deep into your afternoon, a chanting begins to intrude upon your hearing and you could swear you might have heard it in the moments before as a soft and rolling thunder, but it slowly becomes clearer and clearer as the minutes pass. The sound falls in waves over you, louder and louder, as you realize that it is a throng, thousands of voices all chanting one thing in devoted unison, and it becomes perfectly understandable as the demands of the legion shatter your windows: " _WE WANT THE BUCKETS! WE WANT THE BUCKETS!_ *WE WANT THE BUCKETS! WE WANT THE BUCKETS! WE WANT THE BUCKETS!* *_WE WANT THE BUCKETS!_* "
@Reuter Atwork Unrelated question, but from which show/film is your profile pic from? Because I remember I used to know where that logo is from and then I forgot what it was. I tried to look it up recently, but I didn't find anything so I just wanted to ask you.
I know right, WOW......the same slightly toned down make-up Tammy Faye !!! Good Lord this pisses me off. Using our Lords name to deceive people, and then how dare this slime ball keep pulling Trumps name into his rhetoric ! Leave our awesome presidents name off of your lying deceiving lips !!
I hope this has been archived Because I come back to this shit on a daily basis I actually don’t know how I could get through my day without this I fucking love it, and have since its inception Absolute genius
THIS IS ONE BUCKET OF PANCAKE
s. a. spinks: you’re god damned right it is
*WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL OF THAT,.......DOO-DOO?*
That bucket of pancake is one of God's colors.
That smile after he says "Adam opened up his eyes for the first time".. "Things that money can't buy" for $400 Alex, am I right?
@@jordach545 That's the same smile he has when he sees the lunch buffet at the strip club.
Vic Berger has the unique ability to sift through hundreds of hours of footage, selected about thirty minutes, then edit it together so it feels like it lasts a thousand years.
Lol
Wow,wow, haha
So fucking accurate
But you forgot the last crucial point: People emphatically watch the video DESPITE it feeling like it lasting a 1,000 years.
📣 ¡BASTA! 🤘💰🥒
(there was no food bucket emoji)😑
that really is it. BASTA!
“The man who discovered the blood moons” is how I want to be introduced for on now on.
Thats a solid comment, The man who discovered the blood moons.
Haha!!!!!
I think about this comment everytime I watch this and have a chuckle. Thank you
I am "The Rice Preacher"!!!
🌜🌜🌜
Shockingly, Mike Bickle has been terminated by the Kansas City International House of Prayer, which he founded, after numerous women have accused him of sexual assault. Stunning, I know.
He now works at the International House of Pancakes.
They get their pancake mix from Bakker and his buckets.
BASTA !!
Incredible
The song about the end times really feels like a sketch.. what the hell am I watching???
I come back to this video every now and again and analyze it like a Stanley Kubrick film. Every rewatch you see something new.
Jim Bakker is not crazy, he's out-of-his-f•••ing-mind crazy, crazier than a sh•t-house rat.
I'm not an alcoholic, but I think that's about to change...
I just banged 100ccs of smack
I just became addicted to lethal injection.
This makes me realize I'm ready for treatment
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I tried it. It didn't help.
@@adamh1955
What time's dessert?
This makes me feel a very special type of afraid.
This makes my penis wet
That’s perfectly stated!
This makes me wet myself laughing!!
That's EXACTLY what this crook wants, keep giving your hard earned money to keep him in luxury.
that's what happens when you discover one too many blood moons buddy
The cows dead, the chickens are running away, and the kids are taking drugs.... I'M FINE!!!
Mr. Been Fresh my favourite line ever!
Put that on my tombstone! Lol
19:09
And you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
wow
I want you all to know how hard this shit is that Vic does. I'm a video editor by trade and I thought earlier tonight, "lemme try to do a Vic Berger-type edit of the Harris-Trump debate." Doing that alone has proven to be way more tedious than I expected. And with Jim Bakker, Vic's gotta pour through MANY hours of content just to find these bits. It's really insane. It takes a special brain to find these moments and turn them into comedy.
We love Vic Berger don’t we
Very interesting to hear your perspective. Thank you.
They should never have let this man out of prison.
Going on this they should of taking him out of prison and shipped him off to a mental hospital
We would've missed a good laugh
Yes i agree Jimmy makes a good stand up comedian that's where he could get his money again take it on the road get your bucket of goodies before Armageddon WOW THAT'S GOOD tour
@ lol in all european nations theres like 5 ppl like that. Nah this is purely american puritan bullshit.
@ - notice all the comments here about not needing food supplies if you're raptured. What Jim Bakker is doing is unbiblical. Most Christians see through that.
these jim baker videos have the darkest of auras
You look like an anime
And it's nothing more than a man just putting a magnifying glass on evangelicals.
false prophet, like he was at PT L. a.m.💒😢
YESSsss!!!
If Vic Berger were Trent Reznor, these Jim Bakker videos would be his The Downward Spiral. Sure, he's got other good dark stuff, and this is his most deeply, deliciously depressing work that you still go back to and reminisce about painful times that you overcame.
I love that his wife is so salty about his apocalyptic visions from the almighty keeping her awake.
This is genuinely one of my favorite videos on RUclips. 😂
Mine too, we need some more vic berger
Wow. That's good.
The highest quality of food...is in that bucket
Yes
Jim Bakker should have been in prison for 45 years gets out on a technicality and he's pulling the same crap he needs to be investigated again
What technicality?
@Csősz Máté :
Thanks
Lori and Tammy are just alike they are FOREVER interrupting and NEVER have anything to you....shut up LORI!!!...you making him forget his thoughts
@@rmk2336 takes 2 minutes to look it up to be sure. While I would never use it for anything academic, I have found wikipedia to actually have a good track record of being correct. Especially when it comes to cultural things. In this case they are again correct. A google search will bring up multiple articles from reputable institutions confirming the overturning of his sentence due to statements made about Bakker by the presiding judge in the sentencing documents. Another fun fact, he was more recently (2009) indicted on several felony counts including wire and mail fraud as well as conspiracy to defraud the public. The guy is a piece of shit huckster.
Fuck no. We need him out here.
He provides us with much needed entertainment.
A rich charlatan in a suit saying "The highest-class food you can get... is in that bucket." is America in a sentence.
LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So you have no proof.....
Stay away from my bucket
I think Col Sanders said the same thing except he never thought about the Doo Doo.
Imagine how cold hearted and lifeless you have to be in order to dupe people looking for hope.
About as cold as Miley Cyrus and Beyonce tricking the world that they make good music
About as cold as people trying to make President Trump out to be a racist and evil.
@HerrNilssonTheMonkey Jim Bakker is a con man as well as a horrible person im sure. Definitely not a fan.
Conservative 101
@@momosupremacy8349 Hey don't knock it! I stay in all day and play with my new breasts!
A descent into madness. A work of genius.
This guy has his hands on On Cinema At The Cinema
this feels like the religous eric andre show
Oh man......so true!!
This the most true statement on youtube
You need to look up “Morning Prayer with Skott and Baer” if you haven’t seen it.
This is a real life version of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job
Aws ome Show, Great Job
Just image being stuck in a fallout shelter with Jimmy Baker his wife and 8 years of bucket food.
bustermk2 I'd rather open up the hatch and die of radiation poisoning
Donner party comes to mind.
Take my chances with the fall out thank you very much
Mmm.. I’d cover her in the cheese.
The only thing that could be worse if Tammy Faye was still alive and was still his wife.
We're watching an actual crime being committed
Christianity is a crime, totally agree.
@@mammon_is_god how many fedoras do you own
@@verderuso 666, obviously.
You lack Wisdom.
@@robertpineau4838 Only fools think they don't.
This is exactly like a nightmarish acid trip. Weirder, more unsettling, and funnier than anything on Adult Swim. Beautifully compiled and edited; great music too! My hat goes off to Mr. Berger.
It's my favourite. Horrific and hilarious at the same time.
Glad none of my acid trips were like this.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT AN ABORTION IS????😂😂
Orange Barrel
24:53
"If I made it up it's really dumb"
- Jim Bakker
That about sums it up.
Jay Ramsey in that case, he’s pretty fucking dumb.
But did he made it up?
Went to just before that time to listen to it. Reminds me of another idiot "speaking in tongues" then said in English "I don't just make this up." 🤣
Wow, that's good - Lori Bakker
Wow
My absolute favorite bits of Vic's video is the constant editing so that everyone is always talking over each other. It's so chaotically wonderful.
wow
it's good
IM FINE!
@@1robinjr *Psychotic laughter* I love it
It’s called kayso!!
Some day in the future, Vic Berger's videos will be displayed in the Smithsonian.
& ytinaitsirhc written backwards
They should be in the MOMA now!!
Stop being such a kiss ass.
Vic 4 prez come. On bluz?!
wow
Guys I'm going to Branson in a few days and I bought tickets to a taping. It's happening. WELCOME TO GRACE STREET!
Good lord, I hope you get a bowl of cheesy rice out of it
The service you provide, Vic, is invaluable.
Wilson!! Your alive!!
i'm sorry, wilson! 🏐😭
word
I'm sorry Wilson!
Basta!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Manon Mars
😂😂😂😂😂
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Billy, do you like movies with gladiators in them?
@@derekjtaylor You ever been in a Turkish Prison?
*"J U D G E M E N T I S C O M I N G"*
Lori's "Wow","Yes", and "That's good" cracks me up every time 😂
I know. And people used to think Tammy Faye was a joke. That good woman, God rest her soul, was nothing compared to this airhead.
Actually that's called queso.
@@Drocks0 "Honey, that's queso".
I love that
I wonder how much she makes per wow
I've binge watched a bunch of these edits in the last few hours and only one word can really describe the experience: "Wow!" Or maybe two more words: "That's good."
I like to use all three. Wow. That’s good 😂
for reference, if you're interested in seeing actual psychopaths in action, go to 0:00 and watch until 38:24
A lot of people don't see it the first time so it's best to watch it again.
lofl
this is oddly specific
they aren't psychopaths, they're just immoral con men that use spooky fairy tales to scare the elderly until they trade in their social security checks for slop buckets
at least Nigerian scammers don't pretend to be doing the work of God when they intimidate grandma into paying their ransom
@@siugbait That's what a psychopath is. Psychopaths and sociopaths are some times differentiated, but there is no unanimous difference. A psychopath or sociopath lacks empathy, remorse and guilt, allowing them to operate without care for other people. They aren't necessarily violent (they use whatever method is best to manipulate others), and they definitely aren't crazy. CEOs for instance display higher rates of psychopathy.
I can think of no better way to spend 38 minutes and 23 seconds. Coincidentally, I can think of no worse way to spend the time, either.
Imagine back in the day when the PTL club was king on morning television. Working third shift and my three choices at six AM had one version of lies or the others. The PTL club was always worth a laugh. Sick dumb people that actually bought that act??? Really, and they vote too??? The other two options,,, Earnest Angely and Jimmie Swaggert. We only had a few options back then that early. I do miss the AG reports.
I have to admit, at the same time as I respond with a seething, violent hatred, it's occasionally the funniest thing in the world. Really well edited.
There is a hypnotic quality to this montage, a feeling of eternity doubled with absurd meaninglessness that I find highly relaxing.
The term you are looking for is Fundamentalist Fever Dream
@@Psyker_Unredactus 😀
😂
I could watch this all night
Dude, I can't stop watching this. "Wow...I love that."
I can hardly wait to dig a latrine with my shovel and then put back in my food bucket- thanks Jim!!!
You old people!
About 90% of the time, I genuinely cannot tell if Lori's "Wow's" and "That's Good," and "That's Nice's" are put in by Vic or if it's just her natural response to what's going on.
@ 3:00 I'd love to know what Jim Bakker is thinking right there.....after what that guy just said about Adam "opening his eyes."
His face, on one level, might seem to suggest he's thinking _"Oh for fuck's sake....seriously? Do you think I'm an idiot?"_
But.....in reality, he surely believes all of it. OR....he doesn't, and just feigns it for the gullible audience. Who the hell knows....he's a charlatan and con-man through and through. It's damn near impossible to understand his motivation. It's nothing but a fever dream of hallucinatory existential absurdity....presented as "normality."
Vic Berger exaggerates but not by very much.
Wow....
I love that.....
thats good.....
she sounds half asleep as she says it
No this is Patrick
You’re bad! 🤣
@@DudeWhoSaysDeez That's right.
In one breath: "Yay Trump is elected President. We're saved!"
In the other breath: "Things are going to get so bad soon. The end times are upon us."
Wah! Cry for me little baby! Cry for your mommy!
Alex F. >treats people with liberal ideas as if they’re children
>also gets angry if someone says one bad thing about Trump
🤔
@@RedColdRitsu It must get exhausting having to constantly defend and apologize for this POS President.
trumps praying they would stop using his name don't do me any favors
@@briannotafan3368 trump doesn't pray
Oh my God, and this man is rich? This is some 1800’s style American con-artistry, just on an industrial scale
The set and the cameras are the only thing seperating him from a sleazeball vagabond conning travelers out of their money
The only differences between him and old timey snake oil salesman are audience size and the fact that, technically, he is, in fact, selling food.
"There's a sucker born every minute."
P.T. Barnum
the truly scary thing, he believes in this stuff. He EATS this stuff. onea these days he is going to be carrried off in a tight fitting bathrobe, I swear.
Judy Thompson I don’t think he believes this stuff at all. He’s too smooth of an operator - his ratcheting up of anxiety about a nonexistent problem just before offering his “cheap” solution is far too good (and also looks far too scripted) to not be a calculated tactic. Keep them thinking the end of days is coming, keep scaring them that they’re not prepared, and then show them your cheap solution: “Look how edible and yummy this is! Get it or you’ll starve! Your Lord says so!”
When he tried to scare old people with that “what if your next social security check never comes” line, my blood boiled. That’s such a real fear for old people without means, I’ve seen it firsthand. He’s preying on people in precarious situations by appealing to their devoutness while keeping them in fear. He’s disgusting.
About every three months I have to come back and watch this video just to make sure it wasn’t some glorious fever dream.
"The chickens dead, and the children are taking drugs, but I'm fine." What a fucking line
Thank you. When it just randomly cut to him in crowd yelling "I'M FINE". I did that wheezing laugh. I was prepared to dead.
Good contender to “Live laugh love”
I could of sworn it was
"The children are dead and the chicken are taking drugs" lol
"Drug houses". I knew I recognized Lori Bakker.
It feels like it's been ripped from a Mountain Goats song.
Why didn’t I think of that? A multipurpose shovel to dig latrines and stir your nightly dinner.... Genius idea!
The ultimate Swiss Army Knife!
Doody Soup! Eat up!
And buckets of food that can be used as crappers once you've eaten all the food in them!
Yum...yum...
Just make sure your priorities are in line before using that shovel. 😝
“We are in the final days”
Says every pastor and/or preacher for centuries
True! There are signs of the last days. But signs have kept happening for years like earthquakes and wars. So are they literal earthquakes wars and famines? Or might it mean something spiritual.
It works on control freaks.
@@peppep7018
What about children playing with jumprope, children riding bikes, children laughing, babies drinking breast milk. All these are the signs of endtimes.
Think about how awesome a spectacle the end of creation would be. The greatest rock show ever. They so desperately wanna witness it. They wanna witness the unbelievers being punished. They want to delight in the carnage. They wanna delight in being right all along.
That’s why you don’t follow what anyone says and do your own research. I’m not religious I’m spiritual and Jesus Christ is my lord and savior. These pastors are just money hungry.
The editing of this is of such mastery, AI will have a very, very hard time coming anything close to this. Thanks Vic for your wonderful gift, and the joy it brings to us all!
The guy saying “do you know what an abortion is?!” Threateningly to the little kid and his subsequent eye roll kills me every time
totally caught me off guard. So good.
>>The guy saying “do you know what an abortion is?!”
Mike Bickle is his name. He is accused of grooming multiple teen girls and fondling them.
It's even greater now that the guy, Mike Bickle, has been disqualified from ministry for sexually abusing women.
Oncent I was borned
I’m going bring my 6 year old grandson on national television and mock his speech impediments.
I was appalled that he would embarrass his grandson on tv.
This!!! Yes this was horrible!
Honestly I applaud the young boy for not punching his grand father or his dad.
The boy is either cowardly or long suffering.
@@TheKing-qz9wd indoctrinated
@@crixxxxxxxxx
Eh, close enough.
I need that women's voice in my life just agreeing to everything i say in such a smoothing way
wow
That's right.
Honestly I would
Be dirty n kinky
Can y see dirt on her lips
She seems like she'd be great to party with.
I love that
It is with deep regret that I must report that "People Get Ready" is kind of a banger
The singer had a good voice. Sounded like a young Rod Stewart
Can confirm. They should put that song in a bucket.
This feels like a long, very wrong and absurd trip into insanity
😂🤣😂
this was a stroll through the mind of a couple of mentally ill people
🏆🏆🏆
Holy fucking shit. So.....I WANT to respect all people. I want to believe that deep down most people have more in common than they do apart.
I want to believe that most people are reasonably intelligent, informed, and ethical.
But......I can't. I just can't. This Jim Bakker show is a microcosm of existential angst that I cannot pretend away. Nothing but con-men and credulous targets.
Honestly, I find these people nauseatingly depressing. We have _nothing_ in common beyond basic biology. I can't even begin to wrap my mind around how another human being could think, believe, and act like this. And I'm not just talking about the hosts...I'm also talking about the audience. In fact, I'm MOSTLY talking about the audience.
There's just something profoundly horrifying about every aspect of their batshit "worldview" and "values" and "priorities." I genuinely have no respect for their beliefs or values or worldview....none. It's profoundly dangerous to human thriving in every way shape and form. They are the living embodiment of the worst caricature imaginable of an American human being. Nothing about them even makes sense. It's nothing but a fever dream of pathological absurdity.
If you really allow yourself to realize *_just how many_* people like this exist....and the magnitude of their influence on society at all levels....it's actually horrifying. Genuinely horrifying and depressing. And I'm convinced there is zero solution or reconciliation available. I'm well past the point where I'm convinced the only positive future....is one in which we split this nation in two and separate ourselves _entirely._ Of course, even that wouldn't work long-term....eventually their third-world theocratic dictatorship would spill over into our lives anyway. So.....we're fucked no matter what. Great...
Gah....I need to go watch something uplifting. Vic Berger videos are always incredibly entertaining.....on the surface. But if you linger too long....you end up writing, and thinking about, things like this.....
agreed
I’m here for Lori “Wow....I love that, that’s good....wow”
Amazing.
I love that
YES
That's right
Wow
We're dumping 22 gallons of Vic Berger content INTO THE RICE!
JackgarPrime wow. the taste is.. amazing.
Basta!
*BASTA*
"It's totally gourmet!"
now I need a napkin
My God, the way Vic Berger edits clips of Lori Bakker is positively award winning. Every time I watch this video, I discover more and more. And I've seen this at least a dozen times.
"The man who discovered the Blood Moons" is the greatest title ever.
Enjoying your quarantine, bitch boy?
@@NobodyCaresALot Oh look. It's another brainless millennial. To think that the future is in their hands. Of course, the planet has a way of dealing with stupidity. I foresee many a Darwin Award being handed out soon. Guess the planet will be just fine 🙂
@@No-hf5xb still alive. Wearing a mask and gloves to work. Still able to troll boomers and self-entitled fucks like you.
@@DJAntonetti all I hear are old man cries. Waaaaah waaaaaah. The older you get the more you like and act like you were when you were born. Your profile picture makes that obvious.
@@NobodyCaresALot .....that's it.... 👀 Smh. Even the comebacks have gone downhill 🤷🏽♂️ I'm sure you have proud parents 😏
If God's will is for everyone to die in a fire, what are the buckets of food for?
Prophet.
It's spelled, "Profit".
Thanks for clearing up the obvious joke.
Little old lady's Social Security checks. You know, like elder financial abuse.
its just a lil snack left over for satan
God warned me not to get involved in politics is the funniest line in the whole thing
These people are insane. This is terrifying. And they vote.....wayy more than we do.
He's gotta cover his ass somehow
Beverley , he got involved with the Bush family. a.m.
@shut up a'ya face he went to 7 different prisons, and one of which was the hardest in the continental United States
Beverley will you marry me?
This has to be the best food aversion therapy ever made. If your diet is about to break just watch this. Works every time it’s a MIRACLE!
😂
The way his wife, doing her damnest to hold back her exasperation, says 'Jim, just...just so we could at least sleep for a few hours' gives me such a deep, dark, insight into what that marriage must be like.
ya he used to glare at tammy faye whenever she spoke too
They both are living like kings , they plan on how to scam people out of more money .
Vic, judgment is coming, and here it is:
*_i love you, man_*
This is so bizarre, i had to watch it all. I can't wrap my head around it.
hip hop anonymous this actually happens here.
Such an emotional video. I laughed, I cried, I feared, I shit my pants.
I can watch this a million times and never get sick of it
Same. I have lost count of how many times I have.
I quote it in normal conversation
Wow.
I love that.
@@HissoriRenda the "IM FINE!!!!!" All the time
@@tripleskittlez 😂😂😂
The “picky eater” saying, “I like my food plain, no spices, no onion, nothing. This food is just right.” 😂 He’s the only person on there telling the truth
😂😂😂
I'd love to know what exactly that guy eats. There really are very few "plain" foods.
@@alexthompson9516 by the way he looks, probably eats leather belts
@kaw boy 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂lol
"I'm probably the only preacher who cares about your bowel movements."
"This is great."
The way that rice slid out that bucket was like a ginormous dump hitting the toilet.
Goes out the same way it goes in
The little "wow" and "that's good" gets me every time 😂😂
wow
wow
wow
I love that
I love that.
"Young people, they were crying!"
Sounds like they saw their student debt
Or it was when they saw Donald Trump elected president.
As Christopher Hitchens would say "if you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a match box".
Jim bakker is a con man and should be in prison for rapeing Jessica hahn.
When bakker pretended to cry
I almost lost it. He is so phony it makes me sick. He should be in prison for rapeing Jessica hahn. He should not be on television he should be in hell. ...
Also Lori should be in prison for killing five babies.
@@debrabaker2147 oh wow, yeh she had 5 abortions. Fucking disgusting
"Its gourmet...the highest class of food you can get, is in that bucket." 😅
"This is a MICHELIN STAR bucket here folks!"
Ha. People like this (ignorant) still use the word "gourmet" to impress the GullibleGuts. 😂
a 40 minute Jim Bakker video, oh wow I like that
Woww
That's right
Wow, I like that
That's good
it's called "queso"
This is so good. It's like a doomsday version of a show my grandmother used to watch during lunchtime in the 80s and 90s....except with more buckets. This show has WAY more buckets. EDIT: its hard to watch like 15 minutes...i cant imagine what editing hours of that does to a man. Thanks Vic.
"You hungry?"
"I could use a little snack."
"Me too."
"Better open a bucket."
"Great. I'll prepare 22 gallons of rice."
"Have you seen the shovel?"
"I think you left it by the new latrine."
Eewwwww lol
"Wanna come over for breakfast?"
"Sure, what are we having?"
"253 servings of pancakes."
*dying of laughter and anguish
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao!
But what are you going to do with the doo doo?
They didn't say Grace before chowing down the survival food...shame on them.
BASTA!
LOL. You're right!!
Jesus wouldn’t bless that slop with a latrine shovel
It sucks how this pandemic plays right into their hands.
He called it. I
@@bricklayerlzdp9825 If you use a machine gun every day, you're gonna hit something, bro.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
🏢🕌🏨🏦🏥🏤💒⛪
💰Now all we need is for LA skyscrapers to fall over for Bakker to appear reputable. 🚬
@@ryanehlis426 gr8 b8 m8
This is a masterclass in editing. I’ve probably watched this a half dozen times through the years. Here’s to a dozen more!
dy'all get that
Do you know what an abortion is? Lori does.
I was gonna say...
FIVE ABORTIONS!! Praise the lord. LOL 😂
"Is that chocolate pudding in that bucket?"
"No, that's the latrine bucket."
Kevin James Baxter In Sonic Adventure Knuckles voice" Oh no!"
A bit nutty!@
Kevin James Baxter is that chocolate pudding round your lips.....💩
Wow.
How can you tell the difference?
I love how Vic always edits Jim speaking over his wife
And vice versa...lol
That's good
"Wow."
wow that's good
Did ya'll get that?
Jim Bakker is the Most Amazing Man in the history of the World. He sells food to anyone! I’m on his bucket list.
You cannot make this shit up... not even a second of it. Vic Berger has just refined and distilled it to its most perfect form.
I see Vic Berger and Jim Bakker, I smash that like button.
But what are you going to do with the do-do?
@@AngryShooter dig a hole, of course
J'larko Jones Who needs to dig a hole when you could just put a toilet seat on a bucket full of Bibles?
Why am i so brain dead that this is the only stuff that a makes me laugh?
Oh come on, man, surely you can't have watched all those Jim Bakker videos already!
Ignore that. I'm on the wrong page.
It's called trauma and we all share it in this little corner of RUclips
Very clever editing! I almost lost it during the “ BASTA !” segment! Great job, Vic!
I watch this periodically to remind myself that life is like a bucket of food: delicious.
ITS CALLED QUESO
Coffeebeard CHEESE SAUCE IS CALLED QUESO
That’s right. Wow.
K, so?
One can NEVER forget what makes the food/toilet buckets worth buying and it that sauce called Queso.
It's now called the last thing on the shelf at your local Wal-Mart. Bet you'd buy it, you filthy little heathen.
"It's the Seasoning, it's the Texture, it's the flavor"
"wow" :)
It's the chunks of mystery material floating throughout the sloppy glop you intend to eat in one sitting. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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"It's called caso"
Real “live” Mexicans approve of this food! I find it very reassuring that they are still alive after eating any of this.
"Hes HALF-MeXIcaN, what a good little Mexican boy" how much coke did they do I wonder
@@mallowmallow2070 Half Mexican........... I had to rewatch that twice to catch it. This video just keeps giving more absurdities every time I watch it. The finer ramblings of humans exquisitely showcased with gourmet bucket food stuff. 🤤😉
😂
Are they tho?
I am Mexican. I can also confirm cheese sauce is called queso.
I love how he was describing this insanely impossible 2 week dream and asks the lady “have you ever had a dream like that?” And she’s SUPPOSED to say “no” but she isn’t listening so she says “YES” but he was trying to insinuate he had this insane god given vision lmaoo she made it look even worse by being like “oh yeah that happens to everyone” 😂 she’s so daft
"Your audience is pretty sharp."
"Oh, they are."
wow
I love how they use round tables for the audience to make it look like a full house. Smoke and Mirror stuff.
😆
the entire audience is on lithium.
This cant be real
THATS RIGHT
This video felt like my first marriage; an abysmal decent into a soul engulfing darkness into which there is no escape
So you met my ex wife?
😭😭😂😂 holy shit you two.
Being in a shitty, spiteful relationship is hell. I lived it for too many years. Thw angriest moments of my life were during that time. I have never since been as angry as that. I have been single for 10 years and I love it. Life is so simple. Every evening after work, I open the door and everything is how I left it ad no chance of walking into a fight that just destroys your mood.
I see guys at work still in that shit, and they are so fucking miserable. Some get to work an hour early just because they can't wait to get out of their house. I know that there are good healthy relationships, but they sure seem to be the exception, not the rule.
So true. So profound.
There goes Josh wigging out about that same bitch again..
The audience looks about as sharp as a sphere
A spork
Yeah, sharp as a balloon.
@@scottsteel2395 round as a square
@@slowbro1337 😇...⬛
Sharp as a fucking cue ball
I love how that dude called the day of Adam's creation the anniversary of the creation of the world. But Adam was created on the sixth day. Even those coo coo preachers didn't read the bible...
I think it's all pretty much a fantasy
@@deanbrown29 now that take is hotter than satans easy bake oven
He's obviously thinking from a date standpoint, not a day of the week. Regardless, there's no way he could know that anyway.
And it doesn't really matter since the Adam guy most likely never existed, but I'd not be surprised if there's been sermons against evolution before.
Jim: “people are dying!”
Lori: “ that’s good”
Lori loves cheese sauce. “That’s called queso, that cheese sauce’s called queso”
*Purrrrrrt*
As long as Americans have pancakes and cheese sauce they will be fine... during the apocalypse. Why is that cheese sauce bright yellow?
@@emmyjo720 because it is queso...... and also slightly radioactive.
kay-so
Quetho
I love these videos, but what makes them extra dark is that people actually believe in Jim.
I was curious about how they find the audience for this show and found this little tidbit on Bakker's website:
"Please be advised that tapings of The Jim Bakker Show may last up to 6 hours."
HOW
Who could sit through 6 goddamn hours of this.........??
ienjoyeatingcheese good lord.
Given that his masquerade was revealed more than 30 years ago, it's beyond belief that there's a single person in this world who doesn't see through him.
@@ienjoyeatingcheese holy shit!!
I died when she wouldnt stop telling us that its called “queso”
There's some people somewhere who went into their bunker with Jim Bakker buckets at the beginning of Covid and are still in there.
yes, it's Jim bakker's family
At least they’re eatin’ good. Look at the broccoli in there!
If only Jim had sold toilet paper for the latrine.
Hahahahaha
@@BlackBearNE Wow! I love that....
The baby saw the slop bucket and said “Hell nah, lemme chew on this paper instead.👍🏽”
😂
Probably is more edible.
It is a calm day and you are resting quietly at home. Deep into your afternoon, a chanting begins to intrude upon your hearing and you could swear you might have heard it in the moments before as a soft and rolling thunder, but it slowly becomes clearer and clearer as the minutes pass. The sound falls in waves over you, louder and louder, as you realize that it is a throng, thousands of voices all chanting one thing in devoted unison, and it becomes perfectly understandable as the demands of the legion shatter your windows:
" _WE WANT THE BUCKETS! WE WANT THE BUCKETS!_ *WE WANT THE BUCKETS! WE WANT THE BUCKETS! WE WANT THE BUCKETS!* *_WE WANT THE BUCKETS!_* "
Wow.
"And we're gonna have a Civil War!"
Random man from the back: "THAT'S RIGHT!"
How the hell is this even real. These people are creepy AF.
After watching this, ima have nightmares.
I had a Jim Bakker nightmare once. I woke up to the sound of dripping, I look up and there was Jim trying to drown me with cheesy broccoli.
@TheExtravagantMule Good.
That’s funny. Being awake in this country is a nightmare.
Pandemic is here.... I'm less creeped out, get me some of that Yella stuff.... I Love That 😍
@@johnbauernfeind8116 Yeah, you were, that's right.
The psychosis on display here is just mind-boggling...
@Reuter Atwork Unrelated question, but from which show/film is your profile pic from? Because I remember I used to know where that logo is from and then I forgot what it was. I tried to look it up recently, but I didn't find anything so I just wanted to ask you.
They was just moneytizn.
@@goingfargettingnowhere it's the Laughing Man logo from Ghost in the Shell.
The "Wow" is killing me 😂
Paul Flores I thought it was just me... wow
Wow that's good
Same. Absolutely could not stop laughing at it...
Lori's got nothing on Tammy Faye. RIP Tammy Faye.
I know right, WOW......the same slightly toned down make-up Tammy Faye !!! Good Lord this pisses me off. Using our Lords name to deceive people, and then how dare this slime ball keep pulling Trumps name into his rhetoric ! Leave our awesome presidents name off of your lying deceiving lips !!
I hope this has been archived
Because I come back to this shit on a daily basis
I actually don’t know how I could get through my day without this
I fucking love it, and have since its inception
Absolute genius
Almost 40 minutes of Jim?
*DEAR GOD, IT'S GOOD!*
It's called queso. Cheese sauce is called queso. Prrrrrrrrrrr
I can't even tell how edited this is because this man is so insane.
Yeah hes crazier than a shit house 🐀
Hes crazier than a shit house 🐀
Don't forget he's a scammer too. But yeah, a lunatic as well.