Driving a Tank To McDonald's - The American Dream

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @CleetusM
    @CleetusM  2 года назад +2303

    Hit me up if you need me to stop by with my new plunger...

    • @YourLocalJohnBoy
      @YourLocalJohnBoy 2 года назад +15

      Please come by! Asap!

    • @ajkrupke5242
      @ajkrupke5242 2 года назад +5

      Yea please just let me hangout with yall for a day lol

    • @isaakfehr9348
      @isaakfehr9348 2 года назад +7

      Mine needs a plunger every morning lmao

    • @aaronscott2278
      @aaronscott2278 2 года назад +2

      HASHTAG PLUMBER EARBUDS

    • @djjazzyjeff1232
      @djjazzyjeff1232 2 года назад +3

      You eat enough Mac Dons you'll have er broken in yourself 100% lol.

  • @djjazzyjeff1232
    @djjazzyjeff1232 2 года назад +2544

    The lady behind the counter at ACE has the right attitude in life. No reason to be all serious about things all the time, everyone could loosen up a little and the world would be a more pleasant place.

    • @mrhbigga
      @mrhbigga 2 года назад +8

      church

    • @bbhunter2220
      @bbhunter2220 2 года назад +42

      She though caulk cap was hilarious. She was probably a hippie 😂

    • @dylanzrim3635
      @dylanzrim3635 2 года назад +8

      @@bbhunter2220 if she was a hippie she would have berated Garrett for holding a firearm shaped item

    • @WhySoKinky
      @WhySoKinky 2 года назад +4

      I work at ace too and i live by that, hell ya brother

    • @lillysweetpea8136
      @lillysweetpea8136 2 года назад +35

      @@dylanzrim3635 Bruh im a gun toting hippie, alot of us are. We wanna be safe too! :)

  • @austinwiththef150
    @austinwiththef150 2 года назад +4704

    It kills me that in parts of this country you can’t even put a cold air intake on your car and in other parts you can drive past a sheriff in a tank no questions asked lol

    • @TheArod17
      @TheArod17 2 года назад +433

      that's what great about America. the freedom to have it all! not every state has to be the same. There's a little something for everyone.

    • @steveg2277
      @steveg2277 2 года назад +165

      @@TheArod17 something less****

    • @rodgerhecht3623
      @rodgerhecht3623 2 года назад +273

      It's the dang democratic states

    • @RonniePTexan
      @RonniePTexan 2 года назад +365

      Texas and Florida still have this thing called _Freedom_

    • @zethloveless7238
      @zethloveless7238 2 года назад +58

      @@rodgerhecht3623 it’s actually both sides lol

  • @BrianRash
    @BrianRash 2 года назад +2092

    This is the most American video ever made. In Florida, driving a tank to a McDonalds with a gun plunger on the back. Brings a tear to my eye.

    • @Joatle
      @Joatle 2 года назад +14

      Look up FPSRussia video when he drove a tank to whitecastle ;)

    • @eyesodd
      @eyesodd 2 года назад +24

      There's a guy in the UK who drops his children off to school in an ex military tank. It's not exclusive to the US.

    • @DunderHead.5000
      @DunderHead.5000 2 года назад +6

      That's the tear gas.

    • @StoneCoolds
      @StoneCoolds 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @wheelie642
      @wheelie642 2 года назад +20

      It’s a very cool tracked vehicle, but not an armored tank. Personally I would not classify it as a tank.

  • @ziggy3237
    @ziggy3237 2 года назад +842

    When they say “Our Ice Cream Machine Is Broken”, they really mean:
    “We are doing a routine bi-weekly(every 2 weeks) maintenance on our ice cream machine, but due to the fact that McDonalds has a contract with the company that made it that states the manufacturer has to be the one to actually maintain it, we often have to wait anywhere from 1 to 4 days out of the week until they can come out and do their job that the contract states they’re required to do”. Just a little insight into why Mickey Dee’s always has their ice cream machines pulled apart.

    • @akaku9
      @akaku9 2 года назад +15

      You should check out who owns the rights to that corporation (hint it sounds similar to the sponsor of this video)

    • @reducedtoatoms1656
      @reducedtoatoms1656 2 года назад +36

      It's also because it has a confusing interface that the employees at the store don't know how to interpret. Only the technician has the codes. The company allows only them to have it. Someone even invented a device that can be connected to a phone via Bluetooth with easy to read codes and instructions. It's called a Kytch. The inventor is suing McDonald's after corporate told the owners not to buy it. He sold some to thousands of them, but when corporate found out, they said it was potentially damaging to the machines. Which would be libel against the Kytch creator.

    • @lupusthefurry7012
      @lupusthefurry7012 2 года назад +2

      Maccas

    • @DIRTYPLACCY
      @DIRTYPLACCY 2 года назад +4

      I've also heard it's annoying to clean so they just say it's broken after they've just cleaned it

    • @thevoodooview
      @thevoodooview 2 года назад +2

      We've all seen the video

  • @Joshua_N-A
    @Joshua_N-A 2 года назад +1078

    "For agricultural use"
    Nothing wrong with that. It's all terrain, perfect for surveying a property with uneven terrain and mud. Basically this is what manufacturers should do in peacetime, still making profits, right? That's one awesome Leichttraktor though.

    • @chargehanger
      @chargehanger 2 года назад +63

      Agriculture use like in "pulling russian tanks out of the mud for Ukraine" ?

    • @fltfathin
      @fltfathin 2 года назад +6

      @@chargehanger that's for conflict time, yea

    • @Subreon
      @Subreon 2 года назад +3

      it's also a really cool panzer

    • @Joshua_N-A
      @Joshua_N-A 2 года назад +1

      @@chargehanger they should sell them to private military contractors. For "security" purposes.

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 2 года назад +3

      You can use it just like 4x4 pick up trucks are used in New York and LA.... Apparently it's impossible to do grocery shoping without all terrain capabilities. And why not use a tracked vehicle ? If somebody asks just claim you upgraded from 4x4 to tracks so you get from place to place in "better" fashion.

  • @lwadeallen
    @lwadeallen 2 года назад +1143

    The fact that you made it all the way back to the gate without getting pulled over may be the most Florida thing I've ever seen.

    • @jeremyk_541
      @jeremyk_541 2 года назад +113

      Technically, those rip saws have the same same farm use designation as a tractor, so as long as he has the reflective sign and reflectors on the back, he's completely legal. LOL 😆

    • @USAAMERICAFUCKYEAH77
      @USAAMERICAFUCKYEAH77 2 года назад +6

      🤦‍♂️😭😭😭😭💀

    • @themanhimself3
      @themanhimself3 2 года назад +53

      The whoops were purely a sign of respect.

    • @KeithHeinrich
      @KeithHeinrich 2 года назад +31

      Agreed. Here we would be in jail for life for even thinking about such a thing.

    • @USAAMERICAFUCKYEAH77
      @USAAMERICAFUCKYEAH77 2 года назад +1

      @@KeithHeinrich right🤦‍♂️

  • @JustRolledIn
    @JustRolledIn 2 года назад +771

    Working ice cream machine. Glad we have proof on video!

    • @dookiebooger9967
      @dookiebooger9967 2 года назад +20

      You don't tell a guy that just pulled up in a damn tank that he can't have what he wants

    • @TheHungrySlug
      @TheHungrySlug 2 года назад +8

      Hey Mate. Didn't think I'd see a comment from you here.
      I still am loving your videos.

    • @onojRX3
      @onojRX3 2 года назад +3

      Ice cream machines need daily clean cycle which last and hr or so that's why

    • @jgetscensored7837
      @jgetscensored7837 2 года назад +4

      @@dookiebooger9967 lmfao is that the trick?

    • @androiduberalles
      @androiduberalles 2 года назад +6

      Customer states the ice cream machine works...

  • @Tzartle_The_Kaiju
    @Tzartle_The_Kaiju 2 года назад +482

    Fun fact: the first mc Donald’s drive thru was actually made for military vehicles that were on shift and soldiers would order from there since they were not allowed the exit the vehicle!

    • @megalomaniachub3856
      @megalomaniachub3856 2 года назад +3

      ok

    • @neutralchew6918
      @neutralchew6918 2 года назад +72

      " *That's a fun fact senator but could you back It up with a source* "

    • @dalubhasa6990
      @dalubhasa6990 2 года назад +71

      @@neutralchew6918 his source is he made it the feck up.

    • @BillyBob-jy1gv
      @BillyBob-jy1gv 2 года назад +7

      I remember reading that somewhere, I did not fact check it though.

    • @landonmartinez2596
      @landonmartinez2596 2 года назад +10

      As someone how lives in the town where the first McDonald’s drive through is, can confirm it was made for that purpose

  • @lavapix
    @lavapix 2 года назад +454

    That's the largest and nicest ACE Hardware I've ever seen.

    • @reekz1568
      @reekz1568 2 года назад +3

      The one in Worth Illinois is beautiful and the staff is great. I go once a week.

    • @grapesoder1301
      @grapesoder1301 2 года назад +5

      Best gun store I even found was in the back of an ACE in Waupan, WI. The local ACE has the cheapest groceries

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 2 года назад +2

      @@grapesoder1301 okay, the Ace Hardwares in Virginia and Colorado are nowhere near that interesting. I've never seen one sell guns, or groceries.

    • @telltyson1635
      @telltyson1635 2 года назад +1

      Yeah for real tho

  • @justinellis4286
    @justinellis4286 2 года назад +250

    This is the content we need, not the content we deserve. Hell yeah brother

  • @j.howardj
    @j.howardj 2 года назад +370

    "It's got tracks, it MUST be a tank."
    Tank
    A tank is an armoured fighting vehicle intended as a primary offensive weapon in front-line ground combat. Tank designs are a balance of heavy firepower, strong armour, and good battlefield mobility provided by tracks and a powerful engine; usually their main armament is mounted in a turret.
    Eagles and turkeys both have wings. Please don't get them mixed up.

    • @thesciencesphere4273
      @thesciencesphere4273 2 года назад +65

      Thanks, I was looking for a comment pointing out that a tractor with tracks isn't a tank

    • @mgratk
      @mgratk 2 года назад +42

      Hey don't knock deep fried eagle until you've tried it.

    • @kerryforyeshua7453
      @kerryforyeshua7453 2 года назад +24

      Yeah is an excavator or a bull dozer a tank now?

    • @rxckstxr7550
      @rxckstxr7550 2 года назад +5

      🤓

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 2 года назад +10

      @@kerryforyeshua7453 Better question, is a Bradley a Tank now?

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 2 года назад +129

    I really love how America is almost a land of wild myth to many foreigners. You can see so many wild things here that we natives kinda take for granted.

    • @p99guy
      @p99guy 2 года назад +11

      Yet, for the killjoys England can be, you can drive a real tank like a Sherman right down through London
      Without anyone batting an eye… try that here in Texas and law enforcement will be all over you.
      So, it varies

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 2 года назад

      @@p99guy a fair point.

    • @proofostrich9061
      @proofostrich9061 Год назад

      @@p99guy I don’t know why you would think that. Tanks are completely street legal here if you have a demilled gun.

    • @p99guy
      @p99guy Год назад +4

      @@proofostrich9061 define “ here”…. We have tanks in Texas, but they have to be transported to events and reinactments. No joyrides though town.

    • @bmxscape
      @bmxscape Год назад +1

      @@p99guy do they have rubber tracks? you need to fit rubber tracks for it to be road legal. very rarely would they put rubber tracks on a historical tank

  • @RainmanRaysRepairs
    @RainmanRaysRepairs 2 года назад +363

    Cleetus true story. My wife sent me a video of your tank in the McDonald’s drive thru line. Turns out, she was three cars in front of you 🤙 Small world bro

    • @SheltonBinkley
      @SheltonBinkley 2 года назад +8

      Ray! Big fan here. Love seeing one of my favorite channels commenting on another of my favorite channels.

    • @chrisreynolds2410
      @chrisreynolds2410 2 года назад +4

      Correction Ray, we were 3 cars behind Cleatus.
      I’m shocked to see your comment here…small world.
      I feel like I know you or like we are Eskimo Bro’s or something.

    • @revelationakagoldeneagle8045
      @revelationakagoldeneagle8045 2 года назад +2

      Hey Rainman! ✌️ 😎

    • @RainmanRaysRepairs
      @RainmanRaysRepairs 2 года назад +2

      @@SheltonBinkley 🤙

    • @RainmanRaysRepairs
      @RainmanRaysRepairs 2 года назад +2

      @@revelationakagoldeneagle8045 👋

  • @alanhinkel420
    @alanhinkel420 2 года назад +742

    I can’t believe the ice cream machine worked. That’s unbelievable.

    • @djjazzyjeff1232
      @djjazzyjeff1232 2 года назад +33

      The most unlikely thing that happened to everyone at McDonalds that day was not the Ripsaw coming through but the machine being on line.

    • @dylanzrim3635
      @dylanzrim3635 2 года назад +4

      If someone orders ice cream from a tank you hand churn that MFer 😂😂

    • @Zackyinked
      @Zackyinked 2 года назад +4

      😂

    • @nathanielstearns7175
      @nathanielstearns7175 2 года назад +3

      Beat me to it!

    • @SaltyChip
      @SaltyChip 2 года назад +11

      “We are on camera! Plug in the ice cream machine!”

  • @ShukenFlash
    @ShukenFlash 2 года назад +297

    That cop at the end was just like "I don't wanna do however much paperwork stopping a tank would be." Lol

    • @baddriversoflittlerock8359
      @baddriversoflittlerock8359 2 года назад +38

      Or figuring out how to tow the thing

    • @okieguy8681
      @okieguy8681 2 года назад +4

      This comment made me laugh so hard

    • @jeffreeves1567
      @jeffreeves1567 2 года назад +20

      I doubt the specific paperwork actually exists.

    • @zachsheffee8458
      @zachsheffee8458 2 года назад +3

      @@baddriversoflittlerock8359 They can be towed! About four at a time.

    • @stevenmorris3181
      @stevenmorris3181 2 года назад +14

      Can't stop, I'm in convoy. Talk to my Captain two miles ahead drivin' the Abrams.

  • @001desertrat3
    @001desertrat3 2 года назад +15

    Cleetus , what you guys are doing with that Ripsaw is nothing new . Back in 1968 some guy in Los Angeles bought a Surplus M-1 TANK , fixed it up and got it all ''street legal'' , then took it to the DMV and had it inspected , registered , and licensed as a ''street legal'' motor vehicle , --- he even got ''custom'' license plates which read '' US TANK '' . He'd had the Tank repainted in Mil. Spec. Olive Drab , he'd kept all of the military insignia and markings , and even had the hard rubber track-pads for pavement usage . One really COOL looking machine . One day on my way home from work , I was travelling North bound on the Golden State Freeway (Interstate 5) and traffic was moving along at 40 to 45 MPH , which is about normal for ''rush hour'' traffic . I look up ahead and what do I see in the far right-hand lane --- THE TANK and he's moving along at a steady 40 MPH (well within the Speed Limit) , and the rest of the traffic is slowing down to see it --- this is something you just don't see every day . I carefully maneuvered my way through traffic until I was directly behind him , put on my Four-Way Flashers , and we travelled as a ''team'' for the next 5 or 6 miles up the Freeway . Suddenly this Cop comes up , turns on his overhead lights , gives a couple of Whoop-Whoops on his siren and tries to force his way in between us . I back off and traffic is also backing off , so I take this opportunity to change lanes to the left but holding slightly back behind the Cop Car . The Cop hit his siren a couple more times to no avail as the Tank just kept on going . I guess this Cop thought he was going to make a name for himself by doing a traffic stop on the Tank while on the freeway . What this bone-headed Cop forgot was that on this stretch of freeway there is literally no place to pull off without crashing through the barrier fence and driving into the L.A. Flood Control Channel . While watching this Cop play his games , I noticed the Turret on the Tank start to move . There obviously had to be at least two people inside the Tank , because now the Turret was rotating to the right . I started laughing because I knew what was coming . The Turret continued rotating until the Cannon was pointed directly behind the Tank , and the Barrel started lowering until it was pointed directly at the center of the Cops windshield . I have never seen a Cop ''Shit & Git'' so fast in my entire life . The Cop slammed on his brakes , nearly causing an accident with the vehicle behind him . The Cop turned off his overhead lights and faded into the traffic , leaving the scene . I took this opportunity to move back behind the Tank , gave the Tank a couple of beeps on my horn , and a Big THUMBS UP . The Tank moved the Barrel up & down a couple of times in acknowledgment and then rotated to it's normal forward position . We continued ''teamed up'' for another 8 to 10 miles and then I had to leave as i had to transition to the West bound Ventura Freeway , while the Tank continued North bound . ---- This all happened over 50 years ago . I'm 75 years old now and I remember it all as if it had happened just a couple of days ago . --- < Doc > .

    • @HateMerchant
      @HateMerchant 8 месяцев назад +1

      tldr

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@HateMerchant Pathetic, I read it all, for liberty, you have as much guts as that cop in his story!

    • @strangeworldsunlimited712
      @strangeworldsunlimited712 8 месяцев назад

      😂🤣😂🤣

  • @1paultv22
    @1paultv22 2 года назад +162

    What's amazing is, In my state, you can register and put a surplus army tank( eg. M-4 Sherman or M-60) on the road as long as it has the rubberized insert pads in the tracks.
    However, as of this April 1st, it's illegal to alter the factory ride height of a car or light truck. Modify the factory intakes or exhaust (louder than factory dB level) or have removable baffles in the mufflers, including motorcycles.
    I believe the fines start at $750.

    • @scottroder5516
      @scottroder5516 2 года назад

      What commie state do you live in.

    • @PuGs_NoT_dRuGs_0
      @PuGs_NoT_dRuGs_0 2 года назад +15

      What state do you live in so I can move there with my Sherman

    • @JayAR_YT
      @JayAR_YT 2 года назад +4

      @@PuGs_NoT_dRuGs_0 communist NY

    • @DrRussian
      @DrRussian 2 года назад +15

      @@PuGs_NoT_dRuGs_0 The thing they don't tell you is that there are width restrictions, so need to make sure your tank doesn't exceed those. Most WW2 era mediums will be fine, but IIRC most cold war era tanks are just a bit too wide

    • @allenschmitz9644
      @allenschmitz9644 2 года назад

      New Think at work.

  • @iwikeu
    @iwikeu 2 года назад +183

    Feels like a throwback to when you took the Dale truck to dinner and got it Valet'd.

    • @jaytibby
      @jaytibby 2 года назад +8

      Feels like when he took Kyle's corvet and put the lawnmower in the trunk sticking out..🤣

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 2 года назад

      Now that is a ride.

  • @ryanlong4021
    @ryanlong4021 2 года назад +374

    If more people were like the lady at Ace hardware, the world would be a lot better place lol

    • @5lcalais1
      @5lcalais1 2 года назад +6

      Well she's gotta have a good sense of humour, she works at ace hardware after all 🤔🤣

    • @CGT80
      @CGT80 2 года назад +2

      Ace is the place!

    • @CGT80
      @CGT80 2 года назад +1

      @Seek Him with all your heart and you will find Him Shove your religious spam where the sun doesn't shine! Reported

  • @Nyarlathotep63
    @Nyarlathotep63 2 года назад +27

    Hahaha gives a whole new meaning to driving into a gas station and saying "fill the tank". Glad the video ended though, my constant grin was attracting attention! (Am at work)

  • @kasedillla9811
    @kasedillla9811 2 года назад +225

    Imagine being the cop that gets this call..
    Dispatch: "we've got calls about a tank driving on the road"
    Cop: "A Hwhut"

    • @LegoWormNoah101
      @LegoWormNoah101 2 года назад +16

      "A tank. It has no obvious weapons but it's definitely not a street legal machine."

    • @Chip-Chapley
      @Chip-Chapley 2 года назад +29

      @@LegoWormNoah101 tanks are street legal...... depending on where you live there are some restrictions and license requirements, but otherwise perfectly legal. it's just like owning a fully-automatic gun, it's not illegal, just have to have enough money to throw around and the right license to own.

    • @hummerguy
      @hummerguy 2 года назад +11

      @@Chip-Chapley Don't need any special license unless it has a activated gun. I'm currently getting my BRDM 2 with a demil turret street legal

    • @Chip-Chapley
      @Chip-Chapley 2 года назад +10

      @@hummerguy yeah, i just learned recently that a "tank" to the government is something that hauls liquids or gas. also, learned that you don't need a CDL for private use. so yeah, the only thing i was right on is that it is street legal.... no special tax needed.

    • @FusionAero
      @FusionAero 2 года назад +1

      Big problem if the tanker pushes the issue, like one did in San Diego some years back. Unstoppable by roadblocks spike strips, or small arms too.
      Time to get some gas and oil from the motor pool, bottles from recycling, and throw him a cocktail party. He'll get out when it's toasty enough.

  • @B0CAJUN10RS1995
    @B0CAJUN10RS1995 2 года назад +44

    14:45 i love watching the guy in the back driving his pick up and react to cleetus using the tracks as a conveyer belt for his food

    • @pureabelxo534
      @pureabelxo534 2 года назад +2

      Gold

    • @randywl8925
      @randywl8925 2 года назад +1

      That was an excellent manuver. 😁

    • @JayRussellDuramax
      @JayRussellDuramax 2 года назад

      YES! I'm so glad you pointed that out. His face was priceless!

  • @eleuelling
    @eleuelling 2 года назад +203

    This whole crew just has the best personalities together and feed off of eachother for great content every freaking video!

    • @starscream42
      @starscream42 2 года назад

      @@charlesschafer3533 LMFAO, Male version of a karen. It was a fucking joke.

    • @rhadiem
      @rhadiem 2 года назад +8

      @@charlesschafer3533 FYI triggered guy, he was quoting Fast and the Furious 1.

    • @eleuelling
      @eleuelling 2 года назад +2

      @@charlesschafer3533 I could understand why you could think that but if you watch the channel regularly you know it's a joke around these guys and in every other video someone says it, And secondly like someone already said it's a movie quote. Thirdly, Try not to get triggered at jokes and shitpost online, it makes you look bad.

    • @charlesschafer3533
      @charlesschafer3533 2 года назад +1

      @@eleuelling Yah sorry guys, I was a few to many White Claws in last night. I think not commenting when drinking is the best idea. I recognize the quote now, thanks for pointing that out. Sorry for being negative.

    • @LeeQuesada-CoTGaming
      @LeeQuesada-CoTGaming 2 года назад

      Cleetus and the boys and DDE are the best.

  • @crusaderclarkplays5466
    @crusaderclarkplays5466 2 года назад +13

    For those who are military geek, they gonna keep loving this vehicle.

  • @wrongthinker350
    @wrongthinker350 2 года назад +326

    Imagine your dad showing up at school to pick you up in this thing you'd be the coolest kid around.

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 2 года назад +46

      @A p Sounds like you didn't have many friends.

    • @vinny3410
      @vinny3410 2 года назад +18

      @A p no not at all it would be epic

    • @bubamaranovichok4901
      @bubamaranovichok4901 2 года назад

      And the stupidest to, with the father together!!

    • @KaoruSF
      @KaoruSF 2 года назад +17

      MY DAD HAS A TANK AND YOURS NOT

    • @nerfninja661
      @nerfninja661 2 года назад

      @A p only if you are a communist

  • @archeraero4613
    @archeraero4613 2 года назад +445

    If y'all don't get a shirt with the ripsaw and call it the "McFlurry Fury" I will be disappointed. After that tank movie Fury I think it's basically required! 😅👌🏻

    • @notyouraveragegoldenpotato
      @notyouraveragegoldenpotato 2 года назад +7

      That movie is heavy. Phenominal. Absolutely phenominal but damn is it heavy

    • @mikedrop4421
      @mikedrop4421 2 года назад

      Signal boosting...

    • @ryanmcbee1927
      @ryanmcbee1927 2 года назад

      @@notyouraveragegoldenpotato couldn't get past the dude getting his face blown off.

    • @Patrick-zr8tv
      @Patrick-zr8tv 2 года назад +7

      Won't happen I don't think. Copyright laws and all that.

    • @duramax.
      @duramax. 2 года назад +2

      McDonald's probably won't allow that lmaooo

  • @SkinnyPedalMotorsports
    @SkinnyPedalMotorsports 2 года назад +68

    Go back and take that lady at ace for a ride! She was so hyped!

  • @rodneycaupp5962
    @rodneycaupp5962 4 месяца назад +1

    You videos are free from all Ai, Moderation. Very impressive Cleetus. I love the CO2 exhaust black smoke... we need more Tank Races.

  • @DeathRattleDiesel
    @DeathRattleDiesel 2 года назад +22

    I love how this hasn’t gone viral in like news stations... “Florida man drives tank to McDonald’s”
    I guess it’s a normal head line for Florida man

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 2 года назад +1

      I mean... a normal headline for Florida is "Florida man runs tank through Mcdonald to complain about broken ice cream machine" so I assume a tank using the drive-thru the normal way happens every other day

  • @joshua-pb4jx
    @joshua-pb4jx 2 года назад +63

    we need more videos of cleet and the crew just going out in public and having fun

  • @chopperhead2012
    @chopperhead2012 2 года назад +16

    "I'm not from the US, so this is new to me"
    oh my god, this girl is gonna go back to Canada or wherever she's from and they're gonna think that everyone is just cruising the streets in ripsaws lmao

  • @toreyweaver9708
    @toreyweaver9708 2 года назад +133

    Everything Garrett does just makes me laugh. Like when he walked out of Ace and chucked the fuck out of that bag of fertilizer into the back of the rip saw or when he told the cashier his toilet's been plugged for a month 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SheltonBinkley
      @SheltonBinkley 2 года назад +1

      I know what you mean. Just the way he chucked that bag was humorous. He has a natural comedic ability.

    • @wilborn95
      @wilborn95 2 года назад +2

      I definitely lost it with the bag of fertilizer😂

  • @shadowsandfire
    @shadowsandfire 2 года назад +61

    Taking the Ripsaw to valet only parking would be hilarious!

  • @barrywood2730
    @barrywood2730 2 года назад +352

    It's always funny to me when American's complain about fuel prices when an actual tank in America cost the same to fill up as my 2.0 Petrol Ford Focus in the UK.

    • @tankacebo9128
      @tankacebo9128 2 года назад +63

      I think its because we drive a heck of a lot more, on average. I mean my average daily commute is about 70 km one way.

    • @ButterDog42069
      @ButterDog42069 2 года назад +35

      @Radio Ratioed

    • @thelegalmexican9860
      @thelegalmexican9860 2 года назад +35

      @@tankacebo9128 yeah, a state is normally bigger than the UK in general

    • @scottatlas7359
      @scottatlas7359 2 года назад

      Just because you have it worse than us doesn't mean we should be grateful we're being butt fucked

    • @Isaac-yh8jx
      @Isaac-yh8jx 2 года назад

      Give every member of your royal family a job an your gas price will go down.

  • @sloppyjoe77
    @sloppyjoe77 2 года назад +7

    Turned tank to McDonald’s and the drive thru into actual good content this is why I like you man Lmao Live it up and spread smiles man god bless!

  • @drewgamezzz8482
    @drewgamezzz8482 2 года назад +46

    Cleetus is literally the ultimate Florida Man tbh. The only thing about him is he doesn’t do things to get himself in trouble or to end up in jail, so therefore he is the best kind of Florida man lol.

  • @matt0725
    @matt0725 2 года назад +31

    I love seeing how many people who aren’t “ cleetus fans” enjoy cleets Florida man appearances

  • @natedogg_0974
    @natedogg_0974 2 года назад +320

    Was I the only one worried about clearance issues pulling up to the drive thru 🤣🤣🤣

    • @drewdaskievige754
      @drewdaskievige754 2 года назад +3

      for the older McDonalds Drivethru that haven't been redone, I would worry about clearance.

    • @Xempt_One
      @Xempt_One 2 года назад +18

      Its a tank. It makes its own clearance

    • @Sk1m_Beeble
      @Sk1m_Beeble 2 года назад +13

      No way in hell that thing is getting through any Australian drive through. Lucky you guys build whole ass roads around your fast food joints

    • @Alex-cn1mb
      @Alex-cn1mb 2 года назад +2

      I was worried he was gonna rip the doors off for a second

    • @davidmoore8741
      @davidmoore8741 2 года назад +2

      I thought the same, I was thinking the doors open might be a problem

  • @heroninja1125
    @heroninja1125 2 года назад +57

    I would not really say this is a tank, but its a very interesting vehicle to drive around. It will definitely draw more attention then literally any other vehicle that is usually seen on the roads. even the most freaky luxury cars will not get as much attention as this.

    • @MichaelB98.
      @MichaelB98. 2 года назад +9

      Im a bit late but the Ripsaw is actually a tank, its being developed as an unmanned light tank, they just happen to have a manned Civilian version

    • @karenthomson9749
      @karenthomson9749 2 года назад

      Speak English

    • @MichaelB98.
      @MichaelB98. 2 года назад +4

      @@karenthomson9749 In the short unsophisticated way, The company that makes it has it registered as a tank.

    • @karenthomson9749
      @karenthomson9749 2 года назад

      @@MichaelB98. You mean it’s a army tank?

    • @bl8388
      @bl8388 2 года назад

      @@MichaelB98. It runs on a track system, and technically has a weapon. Maybe it's more of an a light armored personnel carrier. But it could be considered a tank.

  • @erikwilliam1254
    @erikwilliam1254 2 года назад +71

    I'd recommend noise canceling headsets that would let you talk to each other.
    Also probably a few cameras for blind spots, like side mirror and rear cam.
    If those aren't things you haven't considered already.

    • @K.J.Ray421
      @K.J.Ray421 2 года назад +10

      Oh but that's the fun part, getting home and learning you drove over a riced out Honda making that last left turn. Of course, with little damage to the Ripsaw, you don't find out until the evening news headlines...

  • @EatMyPropwash
    @EatMyPropwash 2 года назад +55

    The dude in the GMC pickup behind you at McD’s was laughing so dang hard 😂

  • @sourtirez
    @sourtirez 2 года назад +39

    Dude you are truly living the american dream dude! You have a race track, you have all the drag and drift cars, and a freaking tank, congrats dude we are all so proud of you! DO IT FOR DALE!!!!!!

  • @johnwest7993
    @johnwest7993 2 года назад +1

    I used to drive M47 army tanks in the city limits of Colorado Springs. We ran a couple of them in the field beside Kaman Sciences on Garden of the Gods Rd. We ran target vehicles for the military, and that's where we tested out mods and such before going out to military reservations to run live-fire tests. People would pull over in their cars just to watch us. I didn't get paid much, but it was lots of fun.

  • @privilegedwhitemale306
    @privilegedwhitemale306 2 года назад +78

    That spreader in the back of the ripsaw was 200% the suggestion of his attorney.

    • @codyparker679
      @codyparker679 2 года назад +14

      He went to law school and dropped out to do youtube full time. He's his own lawyer

    • @privilegedwhitemale306
      @privilegedwhitemale306 2 года назад +4

      @@codyparker679 I don't know how I forgot that🤣🤣🤣
      What type of law did he practice? As the son of a corporate tax attorney, I know that they specialize in certain things. Just because they're a lawyer, doesn't mean they know criminal or traffic law.

    • @KumaBean
      @KumaBean 2 года назад +1

      @Privileged White Male
      If he already has a good understanding of legalese, he’s miles ahead, 👌

  • @elliotknight7531
    @elliotknight7531 2 года назад +28

    Love the old school videos of cleetus being a straight goober

    • @JordanManfrey
      @JordanManfrey 2 года назад

      this is the only video i've watched the whole way through in a while

  • @confucius2344
    @confucius2344 2 года назад +19

    omg please more of this. driving the town with the ripsaw the look on everyone's face is priceless

  • @caponezy907
    @caponezy907 2 года назад +6

    This guy is like the country side version of Ross creations. Or is it just me. Much love from alaska my guy. Crazy video keep it up

  • @stevenwayne3598
    @stevenwayne3598 2 года назад +10

    You are 100% living the American dream. You have worked hard to get where you are. Enjoy it brother!!

  • @Vortec496
    @Vortec496 2 года назад +14

    Cleet, the state of society is overwhelming, and it really helps to watch such quality content man.. thank you!

  • @theotherbrent
    @theotherbrent 2 года назад +30

    And a bunch of people thought they had been in the sun too long when they saw Dale chasing a tank thru town.

  • @juliusjingdeguzman718
    @juliusjingdeguzman718 2 года назад +3

    This is so American right now I could get so much Vietnam flash backs form the bushes and trees Vietnam veteran are just gonna love this

  • @petersonspecial
    @petersonspecial 2 года назад +47

    The farming safety triangle😆 great Loop hole to get anything on the road ,but gotta keep it under 25mph or at least in oregon 😉 🤣

    • @QargZer
      @QargZer 2 года назад +1

      25mph I max.. so the triangle wouldnt have helped him when he was going 50mph+

    • @pgmurray76
      @pgmurray76 2 года назад +2

      Same in NJ. My friends (3 brothers) were driving at 14 thanks to farming and the magic reflector triangle. Farm is huge now.

  • @exzackt
    @exzackt 2 года назад +33

    "All electric, burns a little bit of diesel." Going to use that one lmao

    • @allenschmitz9644
      @allenschmitz9644 2 года назад +2

      Its a TESLA.

    • @fagocol98
      @fagocol98 2 года назад

      @@allenschmitz9644 technically a lot of the systems on moder gas cars run on electricity

  • @wesjb94
    @wesjb94 2 года назад +20

    I haven't actually laughed out loud to a cleetus video in a while. Twas refreshing

  • @tonyposillo8803
    @tonyposillo8803 11 месяцев назад

    My dad was military and got to drive tanks a few times. I think 80 000 lbs. And they float. This isn't a tank but it is a pretty sweet machine. Definitely a beast awesome video. Thank you for sharing it.

  • @MoondyneJoe
    @MoondyneJoe 2 года назад +17

    OK now that was classic good fun 😁 the reaction of people was priceless. especially when Garret told that person it was the latest model mustang
    Well done
    Tony from Western Australia 🇦🇺

  • @IR-nq4qv
    @IR-nq4qv 2 года назад +44

    Most enjoyable and funniest CMcF video ever !! During troubled times, there's nothing better than a good ol' dose of Cleeter /James shenanigan's .., good for the soul and it gives you something to smile about. You guys are lunatics! I love it!!!
    Good job on the camera George..
    Thanks Guys for the laughs

    • @kristinewilson5353
      @kristinewilson5353 2 года назад +7

      Well said! I don't know you but I wish you and your family well

    • @PhilG999
      @PhilG999 2 года назад +3

      So true! With all the crap going on these days it can get depressing but it's easier to maintain your sanity if you get away from it and do some crazy stuff once and a while! 🤣

  • @GlockTuah1017
    @GlockTuah1017 2 года назад +17

    Can you please do a collaboration with Ross. That would be absolute gold. Y’all going back and forth at the absurdity of what y’all were doing reminded me so much of his videos.

  • @wade4452
    @wade4452 2 года назад +4

    Coolest vehicle I think I've ever seen outside of the real thing. Sure had them heads a turning and I bet that's a lot of fun. Y'all have a great day and thanks for the video. 👍

  • @tripprogers4814
    @tripprogers4814 2 года назад +6

    “There’s the sheriff! There’s a sheriff!” I think we’ve all said that a few times haven’t we??

  • @thomasvavra259
    @thomasvavra259 2 года назад +20

    Need to do more of these video’s. It’s pretty funny watching everyone’s reactions lol

  • @EmTekTube
    @EmTekTube 2 года назад +91

    The McFlurry machine actually working might have been the most incredible part of the episode 😂

    • @RonniePTexan
      @RonniePTexan 2 года назад +5

      That part was obviously fake and CGI... _No_ ice cream machines ever work at McDonald's. Cleetus almost got us on that one!

    • @Zirion123
      @Zirion123 2 года назад +1

      @@RonniePTexan is that a normal thing in the US lol, in norway they always work

    • @76Kritical
      @76Kritical 2 года назад +2

      @@Zirion123 Yeah it is a normal thing in the US the ice cream machines never work lol

    • @thai9503
      @thai9503 2 года назад +2

      Florida, mythical.

    • @RonniePTexan
      @RonniePTexan 2 года назад +1

      @@Zirion123 Yes broken ice cream machines at McDonald's is the norm in the U.S. It's strange because everything else on the menu is still there. I'm guessing that the employees do not want to do maintenance on it, and disable it.

  • @ChristopherSibert
    @ChristopherSibert Год назад +2

    "YOU CAN HARDLY HEAR THE ENGINE OVER THE ROAD NOISE!!"
    "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
    "QUIET RIDE!!"
    "YEP!!"

  • @DelmaterCD
    @DelmaterCD 2 года назад +4

    That felt like one of the old school videos where you just messed around and had fun. Because that’s exactly what it was. Hell yeah brother.

  • @Nunyanottellin
    @Nunyanottellin 2 года назад +28

    Miss the good ol days with Cleet and Coop sticking things in the exhaust of the Bald Eagle machine! Calling all OG's.....IYKYK

    • @USAAMERICAFUCKYEAH77
      @USAAMERICAFUCKYEAH77 2 года назад +5

      I still remembered when he was working for 1320 and put a lawnmower on his boss's corvettes trunk

    • @earlrichardson385
      @earlrichardson385 2 года назад +5

      I was just thinking this reminds me of the video where Cleet and Cooper took Leroy to Taco Bell and got 10 Baja Blasts.

    • @handsome4922
      @handsome4922 2 года назад

      What happened to Coop anyhow?

    • @Nunyanottellin
      @Nunyanottellin 2 года назад

      @@handsome4922 he has his own channel now

    • @GK-gr2mx
      @GK-gr2mx 2 года назад +1

      Coop boring !

  • @codywalker8565
    @codywalker8565 2 года назад +5

    It’s funny because your non-racing content is still so good, my favorite honestly. When pressed for content you’re like: “We have a tank.” Pretty crazy.

  • @Warglobalnews
    @Warglobalnews 2 года назад +2

    Better hit that gym, son, huffing and puffing from lifting that tiny landscape wheeler, tried to redeem yerself with that nice toss o a 2 pound o fertilizer! But your tank was built strong! And wit a bit o style, blue shocks, high rise track wheels, nicely done! Tank designer A+ Weight Lifter C-

  • @WildDigger
    @WildDigger 2 года назад +32

    I wonder is Sparks even thought about some of the crazy stuff Ole Cleeter was going to do with the ripsaw before he sold it to him? That is a awesome content making unit. 👏 Matt.

    • @rhadiem
      @rhadiem 2 года назад +14

      Sparks isn't quite the same level of goofball that ol' Cleet is.

    • @WildDigger
      @WildDigger 2 года назад +1

      @@rhadiem true.

    • @baddriversoflittlerock8359
      @baddriversoflittlerock8359 2 года назад +4

      Might be part of the reason he sold it to him

  • @jeremyway6571
    @jeremyway6571 2 года назад +20

    So it finally happened.... I knew Cleetus would take this thing in to town, I didn't expect him to wait this long to do it thought. 🤣

    • @jdub2606
      @jdub2606 2 года назад

      Had to get it running properly first!

  • @djjazzyjeff1232
    @djjazzyjeff1232 2 года назад +9

    If the ice cream machine was down that woulda been so classic. "Brother, and you really gonna tell a dude in a whole tank that you're NOT going to give him a McFlurry?!" lol

    • @baddriversoflittlerock8359
      @baddriversoflittlerock8359 2 года назад +1

      He could have asked for them to put it ini the parking lot so he could run it over

  • @TairaEldritch
    @TairaEldritch 2 года назад +1

    "wow that's so awesome" It really did look like she was talking about the Plunger, which is awesome too..!

  • @billnason7098
    @billnason7098 2 года назад +41

    If I was driving a tank to McDonald's I wouldn't have a care in the world awesome content cleat thanks for sharing this with us

    • @4TwentyFour20
      @4TwentyFour20 2 года назад +1

      its not a tank... it is a tracked (farm) vehicle

    • @4TwentyFour20
      @4TwentyFour20 2 года назад

      @@Lofi.z34 that would b illegal

    • @4TwentyFour20
      @4TwentyFour20 2 года назад

      @@Lofi.z34 exactly

  • @sixteenseven123
    @sixteenseven123 2 года назад +49

    Man I didn’t stop laughing the whole time😂 Good to see you guys out just having fun

  • @scottymack
    @scottymack 2 года назад +14

    There’s a smile on my Aussie face a mile wide lol hahaha. Epic video

  • @--.Deadpool.--
    @--.Deadpool.-- 2 года назад

    Yes. I love when people blindly assume that that this is a tank. It's obviously some ripsaw-esque off-road vehicle. Tanks are a very distinct vehicle type, while this may have treads it doesn't have the size, armament or armor to be considered a tank.

  • @ericwackowski7747
    @ericwackowski7747 2 года назад +16

    You can not help but to laugh whenever you hear George laugh!! It’s so infectious!!!

  • @leviwyatt5921
    @leviwyatt5921 2 года назад +7

    “Are you driving a tank?”
    “Idk what would make you think that?”
    “Idk just a feeling”
    I AM IN TEARS 😭 LOL

  • @Trag1cMag1c
    @Trag1cMag1c 2 года назад +37

    I think you'll get a huge jump in subscribers for this outing.
    You turn that many heads, and people will eventually find this channel.
    Glad you guys are having fun! Stay safe.

    • @sethwilson6380
      @sethwilson6380 2 года назад +1

      The channel name is on the side of the ripsaw so ppl who see it will know

    • @jprice1975
      @jprice1975 2 года назад

      this.

    • @1STGeneral
      @1STGeneral 2 года назад

      The big 3️⃣Ⓜ️

  • @gordonfreeman1396
    @gordonfreeman1396 6 месяцев назад

    Gol dang that's the happiest i ever seen cleeter, just rolling around making people smile

  • @justonrosenow
    @justonrosenow 2 года назад +9

    This is the most Florida Man thing Cleeter has done in a long time.

  • @Carlos-7529
    @Carlos-7529 2 года назад +4

    Loved watching how much joy this vehicle brought to everyone! Way to go team!

  • @JamesYoung61
    @JamesYoung61 2 года назад +7

    That was very funny and I laughed all the way through it when a Florida Cop says you got away with it this time but you are "One and Done" it is serious, but I am still laughing George is your best camera man

  • @emperormoist3851
    @emperormoist3851 2 года назад

    14:48 i love seeing that guy in the car behind him so full of joy

  • @masont3202
    @masont3202 2 года назад +9

    Cleet is a true showman, absolutely hilarious

  • @Rodknockacres
    @Rodknockacres 2 года назад +20

    If someone hits the tank their insurance would be like “you rear ended a what!”

  • @hopkinz555
    @hopkinz555 2 года назад +15

    You know you livin' the good life when you can just role your tank down the road !! Merica baby!!

  • @brianvanveghel7815
    @brianvanveghel7815 8 месяцев назад +4

    Not a tank, just a tracked vehicle. Bull dozers have tracks but aren't tanks ether. Tanks have armor, a large cannon, and are meant to kill other tanks

  • @Jonathan-ti2vz
    @Jonathan-ti2vz 2 года назад +7

    The smile on that man's face in the truck behind y'all when you caught the McFlurries off the track tho 😂

    • @snowfreak207
      @snowfreak207 2 года назад

      That was epic lol and dude with yellow mustang 😆

  • @JonVlogs123
    @JonVlogs123 2 года назад +7

    That was the smoothest tank drive I have ever seen. :)

  • @jordyfarmer9527
    @jordyfarmer9527 2 года назад +4

    George trying not to laugh when garret is tying down the spreader to the tank got me so good

  • @TheLoneWolf449
    @TheLoneWolf449 Год назад +1

    The guy smiling in his truck @ 14:50 when he realizes what you were doing. That was my reaction too

  • @DIGGER19860
    @DIGGER19860 2 года назад +5

    tanks are great for roundabouts because you can go right through the middle. its like the unofficial tank path

  • @draketegtmeier7005
    @draketegtmeier7005 2 года назад +16

    Man I freaking love this guy, love the content and hard work!! Keep rippin out there!🤣

  • @erscustoms911
    @erscustoms911 2 года назад +6

    Awesome video!!! More of this please, if they don’t valet the tank, have jack stand follow you in the hovercraft?? 😎

  • @CleverCheetah
    @CleverCheetah 2 года назад

    Love people that record and wanna show it to their family. You made their day.

  • @brandendietrich4542
    @brandendietrich4542 2 года назад +6

    The reactions are awesome, need more content like this.

  • @robertsteel3563
    @robertsteel3563 2 года назад +6

    Thank you for Showing me How Americans get Mc Donald's! That tank is awesome BTW!

  • @db_auto_photography4539
    @db_auto_photography4539 2 года назад +4

    This channel is amazing, thank you for all the hard work you put into the channel

  • @CS_247
    @CS_247 Год назад +1

    That Ripsaw is INSANE. Does not look that big until you put it next to a regular truck, then it's HUGE!