Bitlife but I live in quarantine

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @cheapentertainment8298
    @cheapentertainment8298 4 года назад +4591

    The genuine exasperation when he says "JUST WHIP IT OUT!" Is the best, honestly.

    • @dailybugle2147
      @dailybugle2147 4 года назад +132

      I actually laughed out loud at that

    • @pidgeymon2353
      @pidgeymon2353 4 года назад +361

      "Your honor, exhibit A!"
      No, Kevin, exhibit D.

    • @nghtwng1572
      @nghtwng1572 4 года назад +68

      Its 2am and that joke had me snorting and wheezing🤣🤣🤣

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 4 года назад +43

      @@nghtwng1572 my parents heard me laughing at that part

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 4 года назад +11

      I am the quarantine

  • @danin6961
    @danin6961 4 года назад +7574

    Kevin: names character "Lone Lee"
    Lone Lee dies without having any friends or family
    Kevin: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @mymaya
      @mymaya 4 года назад +55

      not like the walking dead Lee I was shocked

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +25

      Congrats on the heart

    • @turg2042
      @turg2042 4 года назад +28

      Turg

    • @Xipsep
      @Xipsep 4 года назад +5

      O-O

    • @kmansbruh2871
      @kmansbruh2871 4 года назад +3

      Turg turg

  • @lailah18
    @lailah18 4 года назад +3885

    “Why does it always end in murder?” Because Kevin, it’s you

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +42

      That could sum up his channel as a whole really

    • @TheManInBlueFlames
      @TheManInBlueFlames 4 года назад +25

      Actually it doesn't always end in murder. Some games he's just gotten weird endings. Also, he didn't do UNDERTALE genocide. He just did one episode of neutral and then ended. The canon is broken if you look hard.

    • @the0negachaguy158
      @the0negachaguy158 4 года назад +3

      True so true

    • @Dean-nq8so
      @Dean-nq8so 4 года назад +3

      When Sean’s hitman fingers are tingling, it’s Kevin he calls

    • @cecewilliams1660
      @cecewilliams1660 4 года назад

      What did you do to Snoke they just wanted to make a normal comment why would you do this

  • @cryptic6306
    @cryptic6306 4 года назад +1692

    I never ever thought I’d hear Kevin whine “JUST WHIP IT OUTTTT” but here we are.

  • @liquidtvafternoons5315
    @liquidtvafternoons5315 4 года назад +713

    It was genuinely so surreal hearing Kevin spend ten minutes yelling about how he wants to detach my brain

  • @hunnybee_
    @hunnybee_ 4 года назад +4952

    Bitlife: “You’re not allowed to drop out of school in Ireland.”
    Kevin: **TRIGGERED**

    • @mlgdarrgames
      @mlgdarrgames 4 года назад +8

      Meme old you are a viner

    • @harrisonwilliams4381
      @harrisonwilliams4381 4 года назад +91

      If arent allowed then how did Kevin drop out

    • @RiftRey
      @RiftRey 4 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @scoobaydoo5398
      @scoobaydoo5398 4 года назад +51

      A girl from my school dropped out at 15 and she’s now pregnant

    • @charliep123
      @charliep123 4 года назад +106

      Datsaltyboi 1 Kevin had to drop out of school for medical reasons. Watch his draw my life.

  • @dotty.
    @dotty. 4 года назад +1039

    Journalist: "how were you able to catch mr. Lee over 10 times and apprehend him?"
    Officer: "he just kept going back to his house claiming he was 'in quarantine' for some reason"

  • @midnighteevee4246
    @midnighteevee4246 4 года назад +2269

    "Oh my god I cannot kill my parents. This is the worst day ever."
    -- CallMeKevin

    • @ayriannamc
      @ayriannamc 4 года назад +8

      midnighteevee i legit read this as he said it

    • @tappavapahvi6184
      @tappavapahvi6184 4 года назад +7

      Haven't seen them.
      Yep kevin killed them

    • @ColdWizardMerlin
      @ColdWizardMerlin 4 года назад +5

      I know how he feels.

    • @BadWolfBlueForReal
      @BadWolfBlueForReal Год назад +1

      literally 10 seconds earlier: why does it always end in murder

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 4 года назад +1917

    Clearly the cure for depression is the realization that incense is air seasoning

    • @spideraba769
      @spideraba769 4 года назад +40

      It's like the word "aglet" in that episode of _Phineas & Ferb._

    • @milohasproblems7448
      @milohasproblems7448 3 года назад +13

      why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 года назад +16

      And moonshine.

    • @mehhh6654
      @mehhh6654 3 года назад +10

      omg im happy now

    • @FloridaGuy53
      @FloridaGuy53 2 года назад +7

      Firefly is the opposite of waterfall...
      Hey, it works.

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 года назад +556

    4:42
    Kevin: Kills his parents so he's alone in quarantine and doesn't have to go out.
    Also Kevin: Goes dog-walking.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +9

      He does it virtually

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 2 года назад +8

      Maybe he took the dog for a walk around the house.

    • @LucasFarish-Goodell
      @LucasFarish-Goodell Год назад +1

      he used a drone with a leash attached to it

  • @tommym.9192
    @tommym.9192 4 года назад +961

    Crazy Corn: Escapes
    Kevin: HISSS HISSS

  • @pharaohthedawg3545
    @pharaohthedawg3545 4 года назад +771

    “Just whip it out” - Kevin

    • @ellissvannish5788
      @ellissvannish5788 4 года назад +61

      The way he says it gets me every time.

    • @SpectreMkTwo
      @SpectreMkTwo 4 года назад +19

      I kid you not, it was the funniest shit I've ever seen.
      Just the way he said it made me lose my shit

    • @UtaShirokage
      @UtaShirokage 4 года назад +9

      Pulls out meatscepter

    • @ZinoAmare
      @ZinoAmare 4 года назад +3

      @@Melviiis same here laughed harder then I should xD

  • @jackbudi
    @jackbudi 4 года назад +2010

    Bitlife but it’s too much like real life

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +10

      Relatable.

    • @tree6814
      @tree6814 4 года назад +49

      Killing parents especially

    • @athingthatexists30
      @athingthatexists30 4 года назад +2

      Indeed.

    • @dibel3669
      @dibel3669 4 года назад +6

      But it's only a bit of our life

    • @LucyMusic1999
      @LucyMusic1999 4 года назад +6

      but quitting school is impossible in Ireland -_-

  • @nikitablackaller3299
    @nikitablackaller3299 4 года назад +783

    "JUST WHIP IT OUT"
    -CallMeKevin, 2020

    • @WurrzagsMorkyMischeif
      @WurrzagsMorkyMischeif 4 года назад +31

      "I have a dream"
      Martin Luther King
      "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be"
      Winston Churchill
      "JUST WHIP IT OUT"
      Call Me Kevin

    • @arstotzka333
      @arstotzka333 4 года назад +14

      "Your honor, EXHİBİT A"

    • @Beard-and-the-boy
      @Beard-and-the-boy 4 года назад +16

      Arstotzka Ball TR exhibit D you mean 😂

    • @ElinorMahoney
      @ElinorMahoney 4 года назад +1

      @@Beard-and-the-boy BAHAHAHAHA

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 года назад +408

    1:44
    "»You are not allowed to drop out of school in Ireland.« !? I did it! I DID IT! I left when I was like 16!"
    THIS MADE ME SCREAM

    • @sinki3322
      @sinki3322 3 года назад +23

      this boy deserves the whole world I swear !

    • @Zdfzrfdsfj
      @Zdfzrfdsfj Год назад

      ​@@sinki3322 holy 16 likes

  • @felixkalenskyy93
    @felixkalenskyy93 4 года назад +339

    I love how the only BitLife ribbons Kevin has ever acquired is ‘murderous’ and ‘Houdini’

  • @austhom8974
    @austhom8974 4 года назад +1228

    He’s gotten so bored he’s playing a game of quarantine in quarantine

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 4 года назад +43

      So were watching him pretending to be in quarantine when he is in quarantine while in quarantine

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +6

      @@yee5074 meta

    • @austhom8974
      @austhom8974 4 года назад +2

      Basically

    • @MarianneBrandon
      @MarianneBrandon 4 года назад +2

      Quarantinception

    • @bigpizza3203
      @bigpizza3203 4 года назад +1

      Sub to austhom

  • @lexidonovan9972
    @lexidonovan9972 4 года назад +405

    “Not enough evidence? Just whip it out!”-Kevin
    Never change

  • @CapnCrimson
    @CapnCrimson 4 года назад +902

    Kevin: "snake bacon"
    Me, an intellectual: "snacon"

    • @em3952
      @em3952 4 года назад +8

      I did the same 😭😂

    • @kitsunescythe6823
      @kitsunescythe6823 4 года назад +8

      I was hoping someone commented this. 😂

    • @belinda02
      @belinda02 4 года назад +5

      RIGHT???? He missed the opportunity

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 года назад +4

      @Evan Alexandrr I love how you say that and then type 100 emojis that aren't hearts xD

    • @seliamila1005
      @seliamila1005 3 года назад +3

      Snake otacon ship name!!

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 года назад +201

    9:18
    "Oh Jesus Christ, it got out of the house and has taken 19 minutes to get back into the house. He made me leave my house!? Or maybe I was just calling him, but how do you call a snake? _SSSSSSS_ *_SSSSSSSSSS!_* That sounds like a sprinkler going off.."
    I died.

  • @goth.1e
    @goth.1e 4 года назад +832

    I love how instead of "First" or stuff like that, whenever people are early on this channel they just say "Turg"

  • @goth.1e
    @goth.1e 4 года назад +441

    "He is Lone Lee. This is getting a little too real already"
    I felt that 😔😔😔

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 года назад +7

      I came here to escape real life but I just entered virtual real life

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +5

      @@jackbudi "is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

    • @Jasmine-se4uh
      @Jasmine-se4uh 4 года назад

      Then diagnosed with depression jeez

    • @MrMoofisAwesome
      @MrMoofisAwesome 4 года назад

      Same.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад

      @Kai Kai nice

  • @marshidden4352
    @marshidden4352 4 года назад +347

    “I figured we’d play bitlife, do something a bit different.”
    This is starting to sound really familiar, Kevin.

  • @cyoz2723
    @cyoz2723 4 года назад +418

    “Some sort of elephant man”
    TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

    • @wrnul3104
      @wrnul3104 4 года назад +7

      TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

    • @TheBestGrapefruitGuy
      @TheBestGrapefruitGuy 4 года назад +5

      *TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG*

    • @faisal3398
      @faisal3398 4 года назад +3

      Turg?

    • @faisal3398
      @faisal3398 4 года назад +4

      Turg.

    • @T_sweet
      @T_sweet 4 года назад +1

      TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

  • @shadowcastyt
    @shadowcastyt 4 года назад +124

    13:07 “just whip it out” I’m dead, I just died of laughter

  • @lalo3628
    @lalo3628 4 года назад +456

    Maybe Kevin should try the “not killing people challenge”

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 4 года назад +725

    Kevin: There’s only one answer. I’ll have to kill them.
    Me: My god what a twist.

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 4 года назад +4

      I Wouldnt call it a twist considering its kevin

    • @songbirdsandsandwiches8217
      @songbirdsandsandwiches8217 4 года назад +15

      @@yee5074 ZAT FUZ ZE JOKE SWINEVUALT

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 4 года назад +3

      @@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 darn

    • @yellowbananago
      @yellowbananago 4 года назад

      Katy Barrie Pretty predictable really with kevin

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 4 года назад +2

      @Lil Sket r/ihavereddit

  • @dragonpaws746
    @dragonpaws746 4 года назад +290

    Kevin: *isolates Lone Lee all his life preventing him from getting any skills*
    Also Kevin: "Why are you so fecking useless at everything"

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 года назад +152

    13:46
    "The only times he left his house were to go to jail, to kill people, or to get surgeries.. and that's it. Oh, what a depressing life he had."
    Sounds like a typical BitLife-Life for Kevin.

  • @liamsteffen7526
    @liamsteffen7526 4 года назад +128

    “I can’t kill my parents, this is the worst day ever.”
    Kevin is a true role model.

  • @Gokublack-no3yu
    @Gokublack-no3yu 4 года назад +202

    I’ve never laughed so hard until he said “just whip it out” 😂

  • @emp9404
    @emp9404 4 года назад +193

    "You can't drop out in Ireland"
    Cue angry Irish noises from Kevin who dropped out

  • @AmyAnnLand
    @AmyAnnLand 4 года назад +424

    Kevin: trying to drop out of preschool, names himself "Lone Lee", buys lotto tickets with his last dime and wonders where it all went wrong. Edit: How could I forget about him killing his parents???
    This is so perfect and so Kevin.

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 4 года назад +57

    “So what I’ve killed 4 people and never left my house? Everyone has baggage!”

  • @allisonfitzmaurice6948
    @allisonfitzmaurice6948 4 года назад +462

    “Lana Del Rey replied to a Tweet you posted”
    HOLY HELL life accomplished right there

    • @thechosenbossk4352
      @thechosenbossk4352 4 года назад +13

      Allison Fitzmaurice if only that could happen in real life

    • @pollito6007
      @pollito6007 3 года назад

      I am a beautiful person. the only way to get the best of luck. I have a problem whit reading small letters and numbers. the only way to get the best of all the teamers, and that they don't even play the game they just gamble their coins to try and get good guns and knifes and lvl. Like what's the fun in that? And then, we just casualy talked about the new year. I have been waiting for the first time I drank water for the past few years ago. I have a problem whit reading small letters and numbers. if you are not the intended recipient, you can also be used to be funny

    • @dazza2350
      @dazza2350 3 года назад +6

      @@pollito6007 what

    • @pollito6007
      @pollito6007 3 года назад

      @@dazza2350 the game. the only way to get the best of luck with the latest version of the game

    • @Blaze-xe8cl
      @Blaze-xe8cl 3 года назад +3

      @@pollito6007 did you have a stroke

  • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
    @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 4 года назад +288

    Kevin: doesnt interact with his girlfriend
    Also kevin: "Why Wont you marry me?!!"

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 2 года назад +3

      I love that the movie she wanted to go see was called "Engaged AF"
      He was right. If he had just taken her to that movie, she would have married him

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 2 года назад +1

      @@stevenclark1662
      Couldn't they stream the movie at his house?

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 2 года назад +1

      @@Mr-Green0 she wanted Lone to leave the house FOR HER. She picked the movie on purpose for the name alone, hoping to entice him out. Would have defeated the purpose to go to his house.
      That's my take anyway, the environmental story telling here rivals Bethesda!

  • @Lazuli_the_Blue
    @Lazuli_the_Blue 4 года назад +240

    Bitlife: “You can’t drop out of school in Ireland”
    Kevin who did drop out of school: *WHAT DID YOU MEAN!? I DID IT!!!*

  • @shirin3189
    @shirin3189 4 года назад +277

    Kevin, for the lottery just choose the 10 tickets option once a year. Anything else does nothing! Take care of yourself!!

    • @Marie-yv5lx
      @Marie-yv5lx 4 года назад +14

      Also I think he has to d propose with a ring for them to accept.

    • @blissfulbarbie
      @blissfulbarbie 4 года назад +3

      Why just once a year? If you have the money you definitely can buy lottery tickets until you win.

    • @blissfulbarbie
      @blissfulbarbie 4 года назад +17

      @@Marie-yv5lx Kevin plays on the Android version which doesn't has that feature yet.

  • @montanasky3181
    @montanasky3181 4 года назад +93

    *”Just whip it out”*
    Kevin’s new Nike saying

  • @crystarcc
    @crystarcc 4 года назад +34

    "Not enough evidence!?"
    "JUST WHIP IT OUT!!!" 😭

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 4 года назад +375

    There was a man called Lone Lee
    He went to prison quick-Lee
    He had a date named Sophie
    And then he killed her lmao

  • @Yara-vr1cp
    @Yara-vr1cp 4 года назад +127

    “Now i just gotta set up a little brewery in my basement”
    That’s a little different than what’s usually in Kevins basement

    • @winterstar5750
      @winterstar5750 4 года назад +13

      There's a reason the basement became unavailable

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 9 месяцев назад

      What's next, he's gonna have a meth lab in his basement?

  • @boreragnarok4680
    @boreragnarok4680 4 года назад +53

    Prophecy has foretold that on the day of Bore Ragnarok the merciless Jim Pickens and the mighty Turg will engage in glorious combat to the death. Jim Pickens will be armed with the souls of all his victims while Turg will amass an army of his offspring. It shall be a battle of the ages.

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 4 года назад +3

      Bore Ragnarok that’s something I’d love to see 2 outerversal gods above the multiverse and reality itself fighting to the death in a brutal bloody battle

  • @missfloof880
    @missfloof880 Месяц назад +2

    Four years later and I still watch these every night

  • @Zerohi123
    @Zerohi123 4 года назад +80

    "I'm trying to keep away from people"
    *bites his mum*

  • @jackcole4678
    @jackcole4678 4 года назад +303

    Kevin is more of a threat than the coronavirus at this point.

    • @PoeticWhisper
      @PoeticWhisper 4 года назад +5

      Jack Cole He definitely has less of a survivor count.

    • @kachowdove4519
      @kachowdove4519 4 года назад +1

      And yet I wouldn't mind if he took me out

  • @Isabel-cb6wy
    @Isabel-cb6wy 4 года назад +66

    Kevin: I'm going to force someone to live in quarantine
    4 minutes later
    Lone: *in prison*

  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 4 года назад +92

    “How do you call a snake?” Parseltongue of course

    • @orlianisdmunoz
      @orlianisdmunoz 4 года назад +2

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture

    • @orlianisdmunoz
      @orlianisdmunoz 4 года назад

      (not assuming your gender, it's just the meme)

  • @asf1062
    @asf1062 4 года назад +41

    Kevin: We're gonna play this game a bit different.
    **A 6 years old with depression**
    Me: That's different alright

  • @mwebb1495
    @mwebb1495 4 года назад +23

    "Incense is just air seasoning"
    *Depression is cured*

  • @Slaint
    @Slaint 4 года назад +51

    13:06 "Just whip it out!!"
    -Kevin 2020
    EDIT: Thanks for the likes!

  • @wikipediaonthespot7256
    @wikipediaonthespot7256 4 года назад +14

    The word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning "forty days", used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language and designating the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague epidemic; it followed the trentino, or thirty-day isolation period, first imposed in 1377 in Venetian-dominated Ragusa. For more, see the medieval history paragraph.

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 года назад

      Wikipedia On the Spot I learned that from half-life Alyx. Great game.

  • @somerandomguy8973
    @somerandomguy8973 4 года назад +13

    12:54
    “Not enough evidence?! Just wipe it out!”

  • @lumxty
    @lumxty 4 года назад +8

    I love that the only two ribbons Kevin has are Deadly and Houdini

  • @zo3eth
    @zo3eth 4 года назад +19

    I like how Kevin is no longer phased by escaping from prison and just continues to hold pleasant conversation while doing it.

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 4 года назад +43

    Kevin: I'm Lone Lee
    Turg Cult: we are with you Kevin

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 года назад +92

    Aged 6 : "You Have Depression"
    *_B R U H_*

  • @420dizkhalifa
    @420dizkhalifa 3 года назад +9

    "Just whip it out!!"
    I cant breathe from laughing so hard.

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 года назад +28

    12:36
    "Helping hand? No, Jesus Christ! Don't volunteer with the helping hand, it is not the time for handshaking!"
    Words of wisdom.

  • @Dianafreaken
    @Dianafreaken 4 года назад +87

    Not even a minut in, and he made me cry a little.
    Greenland is a part of Denmark 🇬🇱🇩🇰
    My mom’s name is Lone, and that’s a normal name here in Denmark 😅🇩🇰

  • @kuromikendall
    @kuromikendall 4 года назад +105

    doctor: “you have 14 minutes and 54 seconds left to live”
    me:

  • @CianMcGuirk
    @CianMcGuirk 4 года назад +25

    "What was the point of staying in school if they don't even teach you how to strangle people!" - Kevin 2020

  • @viinchester1389
    @viinchester1389 4 года назад +20

    10:22
    "Your friend has a friend- I don't have friends! So this is a scam, 100%!"
    This is getting too relatable..

  • @artsopod
    @artsopod 4 года назад +61

    No one:
    Absolutely No One:
    Not even Crazy Corn:
    Kevin: *JuSt wHip iT oUt!!*

  • @yerman7820
    @yerman7820 4 года назад +85

    Imagine years down the line and Kevin's child stumbles on Kevin's videos. They would immediately run away from home.

    • @katy-hn2jm
      @katy-hn2jm 4 года назад +5

      especially after seeing sims XD

    • @anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118
      @anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118 4 года назад +8

      Kevin have a kid? Are you mad bro? Do you want to see the thing dead

    • @Bubblesgirl527
      @Bubblesgirl527 4 года назад +4

      His kids would be dead in a heartbeat

    • @yellowbat79
      @yellowbat79 4 года назад +1

      Until they go to the door and see the massege "only member's of jim's cult can go through this door"

    • @Bubblesgirl527
      @Bubblesgirl527 4 года назад +2

      Imagine what the kids names would be "Blow Torch" Matt Ress"

  • @SJ-yu5zk
    @SJ-yu5zk 4 года назад +9

    Kevin's accent is getting more and more Irish recently, and I am HERE for this beautiful accent

  • @GatorDunnAZ
    @GatorDunnAZ 4 года назад +11

    Hey Kevin, there's actually an old video game called Quarantine. It's a driving/shooting game where you drive a cab in some miserable future and you basically just shoot everyone and everything.
    I remember enjoying it when it came out, but it was fairly hard and probably didn't age well, but that would just be hilarious.

  • @smartin7138
    @smartin7138 4 года назад +11

    "If your'e a Sophie watching this I'm sorry"
    No worries Kevin, though having my brain detached would have been a cooler way to go out than just getting hit by a stick

  • @omarbraisse354
    @omarbraisse354 3 года назад +4

    13:05 "JUST WHIP IT OUT" has falling of my seat man ur probably one of the funniest youtubers

  • @depression6442
    @depression6442 4 года назад +73

    Kevin’s next title: Quarantine but quarantine

    • @depression6442
      @depression6442 4 года назад

      Carson Elias Omg yes I like yours better

  • @JustAFace_InTheCrowd
    @JustAFace_InTheCrowd 4 года назад +10

    2:17 LMAO Is it just me, or is it really funny when Kevin ACTUALLY swears? I’m so used to hearing things like, “Feck.” Or “You absolute potato.” 😂

  • @victoriawilliamson500
    @victoriawilliamson500 4 года назад +73

    Quarantine? More like Bore: Ragnarok

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 года назад +3

      More accurate than I'd like to admit

    • @johncurtis118
      @johncurtis118 4 года назад +5

      Bore: Ragnorok? More like Bore: Ragnorok

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 4 года назад

      @@johncurtis118 More like Bore: Ragnarok? More like Bore: Ragnarok

    • @gians.9880
      @gians.9880 4 года назад +1

      TURG

  • @decalcomanie123
    @decalcomanie123 4 года назад +57

    Imagine a person whose only strength in his whole life is he's extremely good at escaping from prison

    • @wrenthecastaway5569
      @wrenthecastaway5569 4 года назад +2

      Aquablast If you like anime, Nanbaka. There’s a character where that’s literally all his life skills

    • @LittleGamerGal
      @LittleGamerGal 4 года назад

      Look up Yoshie Shiratori.

    • @The_True_Dark_King
      @The_True_Dark_King 3 года назад +1

      @@wrenthecastaway5569 I wished it had stayed a comedy. It was genuinely funny and it's rare for me to laugh. Then they changed it and everything got so serious. Then I dropped it.

  • @Emmetlovesredvelvet13
    @Emmetlovesredvelvet13 Год назад +4

    The energy in how he says, "you don't have a job you lying bitch" genuinely made me laugh

  • @muhammadajmal3345
    @muhammadajmal3345 4 года назад +11

    13:08
    Kevin:just whip it out
    Me:*on the floor and crying from laughter*

  • @titaspeza7980
    @titaspeza7980 4 года назад +5

    Thanks Kevin, I've been quite depressed recently, after clicking on the video and hearing your voice, I instantly felt a little better.
    Thank you for doing this!

  • @katiemcnamara5337
    @katiemcnamara5337 4 года назад +39

    "takes dog walking as a career" "is also in isolation/quarantine " walks dog around house..

  • @poson746
    @poson746 4 года назад +34

    Sophie is like that lady in some animated movie who whips everyone's ass with her purse. I don't remember what it's called

    • @QTheRabbit
      @QTheRabbit 3 года назад +12

      A bit late, but I believe you were thinking of Madagascar.
      I know that must have been haunting you all this time.

    • @poson746
      @poson746 3 года назад +6

      @@QTheRabbit omg yeessssss that's the one!!

  • @Terratetradon
    @Terratetradon 2 года назад +10

    13:11
    No no. Exhibit D

  • @elzar5987
    @elzar5987 4 года назад +30

    I wonder what Kevin's actual parents would think watching this

  • @shelbybuttram183
    @shelbybuttram183 4 года назад +97

    Day 8 of asking kevin to continue desperate housewifes

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 4 года назад +48

    "I THOUGHT IT MEANT EAT HIM"
    Kevin. Don't eat the snake. You don't want to cause a new virus!

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 года назад

      That'll be Bud Light-virus.

    • @mintybliss6240
      @mintybliss6240 4 года назад

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird ur pfp :<
      yes.

    • @anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118
      @anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118 4 года назад +3

      Snakes have no pathogens that can be transferred to humans. If anything they would be the safest thing to eat during a plague

    • @BoredMurphy
      @BoredMurphy 4 года назад

      @@anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118 it was a joke

    • @alexphillips4663
      @alexphillips4663 4 года назад

      Erm, how about salmonella?

  • @ayladinwiddie7521
    @ayladinwiddie7521 4 года назад +5

    I love that Kevin has escaped from Bitlife prison so many times that he can just do it without thinking

  • @calebvaughn5860
    @calebvaughn5860 7 месяцев назад +3

    2:35 - never heard CMK drop the ‘bitch’ so hard LOL I’m here for it

  • @seanduffy1420
    @seanduffy1420 4 года назад +10

    Kevin made it nearly four minutes before he started killing people. I’m so proud of our boy.

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 4 года назад +83

    "The answer is to kill my parents!"
    KEVIN NO!

    • @LutherannoG
      @LutherannoG 4 года назад +3

      KEVIN YES!!!

    • @BoredMurphy
      @BoredMurphy 4 года назад +1

      @@LutherannoG KEVIN N O

    • @LutherannoG
      @LutherannoG 4 года назад +2

      Kevin Y E S

    • @BoredMurphy
      @BoredMurphy 4 года назад +1

      KEVIN NO, B A D

    • @bethanywhitelaw8363
      @bethanywhitelaw8363 4 года назад

      I think I'm desensitised to Kevin murdering people. I only said Kevin no when he was going to whip it out in court

  • @AmyAnnLand
    @AmyAnnLand 4 года назад +7

    I've been laughing hysterically the whole video. This is fecking gold.

  • @idontknowyt3434
    @idontknowyt3434 4 года назад +6

    9:37 HAHAHA!! "I saw treat I thought it said eat him as a treat. Make some snake bacon." HAHA. "Snake bacon!!" or better yet "SNACON!!!" HAHA

  • @stamina4days
    @stamina4days 2 года назад +1

    Back in 2022 watching the Playlist again. Can you imagine someone trying to kill you, getting arrested, then they break out of jail like 3 times and try to kill you? Kevin is like a less intelligent Terminator.

  • @Algren_Izunia
    @Algren_Izunia 4 года назад +16

    "Just whip it out" - CallMeKevin 2020

  • @Angelo-tp3xg
    @Angelo-tp3xg 4 года назад +9

    "So today we're doing something a little different..."
    Can't say I haven't heard that one before.

  • @beckypoppers
    @beckypoppers 4 года назад +18

    "Why does it always end in murder?"
    Why do you ask obvious questions?
    Answer to both: Because it's Kevin

  • @LucyGem98
    @LucyGem98 4 года назад +5

    6:01 wow kevin, this picture really shows that you are so cool with a bad boy feel. The rumours were true

  • @neutronzanada5836
    @neutronzanada5836 4 года назад +4

    "Not enough evidence? JUST WHIP IT OUT!"
    That's the funniest thing I've heard all quarantine.

  • @Jasmine-se4uh
    @Jasmine-se4uh 4 года назад +7

    Day 2 of thanking Kevin in continuing his essential work of putting a smile on all of our faces during lockdown

  • @average_enjoyer
    @average_enjoyer 4 года назад +45

    "I don't have friends so this is a scam"
    *Sad friend noises

  • @sammyhansen3235
    @sammyhansen3235 4 года назад +5

    “How do you call a snake??” Snake Jazz Kevin, they love it

  • @UCBANDIT009
    @UCBANDIT009 4 года назад +15

    "what can i do with my snake?"
    Well Kevin, have you tried massaging it?

  • @booptydoop7408
    @booptydoop7408 4 года назад +1

    kevin is one of those who made it without asking people to subscribe.
    you gotta respect that cause he really deserves all the support he can get

  • @annali7666
    @annali7666 4 года назад +21

    “Lana Del Rey replied to a tweet that I posted”
    Lone Lee still has a more successful life than me then