Half-Life 2’s Greatest Mystery: The Story of Major Fracture
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Is he a villain? Is he a friend? Who is Major Fracture? Today, we get down to the bottom of Half-Life's greatest mystery...
LAB PRACTICUM: Half-Life and Strange Machines
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Music, in order:
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➡ Half-Life 2 - Brane Scan
➡ Portal 2 - You Are Not Part of The Control Group
➡ Team Fortress 2 - Right Behind You
➡ Black Mesa - Inbound Part 2
➡ Portal 2 - Vitrification Order
➡ Half-Life 2 - Lab Practicum
➡ Boneworks - Bone Rhapsody
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moldbun, valve, half-life 2, mystery, gaben
What 17 years without Half-Life 3 does to a man
LOL
Crazy how it can affect you🙏🙏
and every drug at the same time
what about minor fracture though
He’s hidden in the caves of ravenholm.
We don’t talk about minor fracture
He has to minor of a role in the story
@@MythicArt60 now listen here
Can't talk about them, they're not of age
who's morphine administrator?
Dude that guys got to be crazy
dude... i think youre onto something.
💀
he is,the guy who blued blu team in hell
Morpheus aka the black fatman
one of the best shizoposts since "lets talk about pl_badwater for 12 hours"
1:55 hey vsauce, major fracture here. Your hev suit is very safe, or is it?
I am not going to lie, you actually had me boot up half life 2 for a second lol.
maybe he'll be there
This is definitely an Alex Bale like video. I can tell because I was just watching him.
0:03 what the fuck i was joking about the whole gabes gonna pull a cave Johnson before he dies thing
Hell naw, not the freaky gabe
imma be honest im so glad someone finally pointed it out, ive been living with major fracture ever since the 2010's and he's been freeloading ever since
"after years of no updates. today we will be talking about the mystery of the team fortress 2 concrete texture."
You had me in the first Half Life 3: Electric Borealis
not even trying to hide that it's gmod, the hud, the crosshair, the movement speed, the viewmodel
it's not gmod, and it's real. source: I personally contacted all three of the Pep Boys and they confirmed all of this
Dude yeah its not gmod its clearly half life 100% they are just better at everything duh.
Most importantly always taking 10 fall damage even when jumping down a mining shaft
yea they changed how the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator and Physics Gun viewmodels look, as the viewmodel scale was changed up
Major Fracture and his dreaded cohort Major Lacerations manipulated the footage to make it appear as if it was gmod
Major Fracture clearly meant something like this in his message:
Living in the fifth dimension, things get rough
Living in the fifth dimension can be tough
It's so hard when you're on your own
You might fall into the Forbidden Zone
Bruh left his consciousness in the fifth dimension.
a 12 minute generally kinda mid joke video that very suddenly veers into absolutely AWESOME inscryption-type vibes for a single segment is like. nuts. this was a crazy ride i was not expect that turn
you will never be a woman
this is way better than interloper
MIDterloper
Keep yourself safe.
lock your doors tonight
Major fracture peed on gman and he evaporated bro wtf
This was insane the most insane thing ive seen in years! I wonder if running a new copy of Half-Life on a new Steam account with a fresh install, followed by the completion of Half-Life 2, and then repeatedly falling like you did in the clip will allow us to have more visiting hours?
it's possible. the visitation_hours map was So Scary that i didn't want to try again, but maybe i will in the future
Me when I spread misinformation online
Half Life 1: Revolutionized FPS shooters
Half Life 2: Revolutionized Video Games
Half Life 3: will Revolutionize the world (?)
this started as a silly schizopost but by the end i was genuinely invested in the story and the character of Major Fracture, i really hope this becomes a series, excellent job!!
to be honest i dont know how he managed to come up with all this lmfao
What about Major LaSerrations?
this is what 17 years without half life main game do to a man
the most realistic part about this is that gaben absolutely would've tried to harness the power of the 5th dimension to develop a valve game
this video... its too scary!
perhaps this references the clask gm video "Route whre u can se breen face
Dear Moldbun
If you are ready this. This means that THEY are now coming after you .... after you shared those secretive information with the public. Close your doors and windows and don't trust anyone... now u are not safe...
Un-fucking-believable. We need to stop this man and all this madness before its too late.
This is SO SCARY
nothing on this planet could've prepared me for Freaky Gabe.
I swear, these stories without saying they are even fake will one day get me laughing on my death bed. (AS IN AN INSANE WAY, NEVER HAVE I EVER EVEN HEARD OF A STORY LIKE THIS BEING TRUE)
Im just a few minutes in and its pretty clear that this video is another "Roblox Heaven Ascendancy protocol"video, which is to say a REAL TRUE SCARY STORY
My theory that valve is building the Matrix is finally going mainstream
Wait a minute... the only thing that was left was a shoe...
Hmm, I remember a strange secret in a Counter Strike: Source map, in which one could find a shoe out of bounds.
Was that perhaps a remnant of a previous "visitation"?
Bro I don't know why but it took me way too long to realize it's the medical term, and not some cut NPC named Fracture that had the rank of Major......
If you think this crazy, just wait will you learn about Major Fracture's military background
can you talk about how the devs of hl1 scrapped the cut sequence where nine milli was supposed to meet her?
good video btw 😊
What about the Laughing man? everybody forgets about this cut character
This was almost like that time in TF2 where a singleplayer bot mod caused everyone to be freaky if you play in multiplayer.
What an all-time classic Half-Life is! Thanks to Boosteroid, I had the chance to relive this epic adventure. Totally worth it!
imagine going to be able to control your games with telekenesis
this is some high quality shitpost
there is only one explanation: Gordon is a stand user
Gabe newell doesn't work at starfish Neuro science. He is the programmer at valve software. And they weren't developing on 5th demention,there isn't even a 4th dimension. Also, from what I've heard, major fracture may be a lost twin brother of major Archer, the main guy from gunman chronicles... but even that may not be 100% accurate. Other than that, fantastic video, I laughed.
BTW, what's the mod for HUD in hl2?
the HUD is actually in the game itself, but it has to be opened with the -gamepadui launch option
@@moldbun oh, I forgot this was a feature. Thanks
I wish TF2 community lobbies were still around so I could start seeing maps haunted by Freaky Gabe the friendly machine-spirit.
The fact there's some people here that had the joke go over their head is insane.
What 20 years in stasis does to a man.
Interloper arg got nothing on this masterpiece
People who played half life 2 'months' ago don't understand it, only the people who waited years for half life 3 understand.
5:53 bro dosent know about right click
That is right click, if you’re crouched and right click you do a special grenade roll thing
What the actual fuck
I love this video. It straight up sounds like some strange yet so interesting dream I would have after playing Half-Life 2.
NOT THE MATRIX ALL OVER AGAIN
ok but where's minor fracture, the one that happens when you use the revolver incorrectly
I just really fell for this😭😭😭
why is this video so good lol
soooo next half life will be on brain chip... SIGN ME UP GABEN! I WANT TO SWING THAT CROWBAR WITH ALYX!
What... what the fuck?
this is the most schizophrenic video i have seen in ages
is he in half life 1 too
cant wait for a gmod addon to make this a thing
Knowing the community behind the topic of this video. He is not joking.
had me for a solid 1 and a half minutes
What watching the Interloper ARG for 8 weeks straight does to a mf
Messing with the human brain just to play a game is so wrong on so many levels.
oh no he forgot his schizo pills
I almost believed this for like the first 3 minutes.
interloper if the creator was on neurotoxin
bro what this went so wrong i thought this was normal😭😭
Pure Schizophrenia, love it
I feel like im starting to get my mind wiped
this is what no half life 3 does to half life community
What did I just watch lmao
should've changed the gmod crosshair to the half-life 2 one, the post would've shitted harder
woah... i didnt know
10:52 Bone Rhapsody :) love it
Wait… this guy might be onto something
this video gave me permanent brain damage. thank you
youtube gave me an automatic reply suggestion, "Sorry to hear that"
who is blood loss? and why is he being detected? i keep hearing this from HEV suit a lot and im scared that blood loss is going to get me
you had me for a few minutes
Had me going for a minute there
holy shit... i've seen and heard of this man being detected so much in the past aswell................. but i just CANT get "9mm handgun acquired!" OUT OF MY HEAD NOW who and WHAT the hell is that??
Who's extreme heat damage?
Serious argument starts at 12.18 ..this Is Just disrespectful man .bye
Genius
7:46 is that idksterling
don't know what to say, really
THE COMBINE IN REAL LOIFE!
wtf am i listening to?
Wow.. i really know how to waste my time
what about minor laceration?
i did hear about them. my research hasn't been fruitful, but maybe i'll find some info soon
Bro stole idea from interloper arg
And made it better
*He knows*
Aww hell naw Wtf man average Valve theory video
vavle should have added half-life to half-life
Huh, New Zealand. Do I live in the 5th Dimesion?
Yes
i can confirm we indeed do
Good God..
I wonder if anyone will not realize this is a joke
Major fracture detected
So... What the fuck did i just watch?
dear god