Pippa Tells a Dirty Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @tribopower
    @tribopower Год назад +1925

    "the people who think they're reusable are out-breeding the rest of us"
    that has to be the best comment for the whole situation lol

    • @snooks5607
      @snooks5607 Год назад +12

      why? it's not like reusing means turning it inside out

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 Год назад

      @@snooks5607 makes it more likely to break and like bro you really wanna fuck a bag of your cum???

    • @williambeisel5686
      @williambeisel5686 Год назад +146

      @@snooks5607 more likely to tear from being worn out

    • @Pan_Z
      @Pan_Z Год назад +69

      *outbreeding us to the detriment of the species.

    • @cysteater
      @cysteater Год назад +86

      @@snooks5607 and there he is, the out-breeder.

  • @bippaasama
    @bippaasama Год назад +1474

    The grossness of the joke aside, I can't believe she finally told a joke that makes any kind of sense.

    • @AscendFromDarkness97
      @AscendFromDarkness97 Год назад +85

      A man walks into a bar.

    • @AexisRai
      @AexisRai Год назад +66

      The role reverse knock knock joke is funny if you can pull it off. She has amazingly managed to flub even this.
      The bar joke is only funny as a concept of a joke.
      Pippossum had better jokes.

    • @dontshanonau1335
      @dontshanonau1335 Год назад +4

      To be fair, when she told it, she had no idea what was funny about it herself.

    • @idkcba
      @idkcba 11 месяцев назад

      My GOD, I never thought of it like that 😂😂

  • @NotTheRookie
    @NotTheRookie Год назад +958

    "Picture little Pippa, in 4th or 5th grade"
    You mean she's not that old right now?

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik Год назад +188

      by age... no
      By maturity?
      ...
      yes

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад +17

      ​@@drthmik Couldn't have said it better myself. 💯

    • @alphax-shroom6781
      @alphax-shroom6781 Год назад +10

      Shes 3

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Год назад

      ​@@alphax-shroom6781 ,33

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Год назад +18

      ​@@drthmik By size, too!

  • @arisurec
    @arisurec Год назад +848

    The most shocking thing about this clip is Pippa's laugh. Yes, first time experiencing this.

    • @AftermathInsights
      @AftermathInsights Год назад +95

      if you watch enough vids you'll see the squeegee edits lmao

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 Год назад +66

      Yup mix of a seagull and squeegee on wet window

    • @aaroneast5051
      @aaroneast5051 Год назад +41

      Windshield wipers

    • @sirflimflam
      @sirflimflam Год назад +10

      @@patrickriarchy6054 I've been trying for so long to pinpoint what it reminds me of and you've perfectly encapsulated it. Thank you

    • @Cryhai
      @Cryhai Год назад +5

      You should watch her Lethal Company stream “trolling” randoms. She does a lot of that in that one. Also humiliating herself for our entertainment.

  • @yurika12
    @yurika12 Год назад +394

    her laugh after she told the joke is funnier than the joke

  • @neminem233
    @neminem233 Год назад +304

    With a sister like that I can imagine how Pippa ended up this way

  • @Human_Shrek
    @Human_Shrek Год назад +277

    I wasn't ready for the punchline ngl.

    • @DarkfoxTamamo_21
      @DarkfoxTamamo_21 5 месяцев назад +1

      Neither was I but I was rolling on the floor laughing so hard I almost threw up laughing so hard at the punchline

  • @Odin047
    @Odin047 Год назад +149

    $10 was a lot of money when Pippa was a kid.

  • @rallaa941
    @rallaa941 Год назад +137

    Once she said twinkie, I knew where it was going, but dear god...

    • @jendorei
      @jendorei Год назад

      I didn’t know what a twinkie is so I looked it up and… I don’t get it. It looks like bread, how could you ever mistake a condom for bread?

    • @Spicy_Coconut
      @Spicy_Coconut Год назад

      ​@@jendoreikids are fucking stupid

  • @TomtheWonderDog
    @TomtheWonderDog Год назад +161

    Same exact thing happened to me as a kid! My older brother told me a joke and because I could get a reaction by telling it, I would tell it to everyone without knowing what it meant.
    A boy sneaks into his girlfriend's house and they have sex on the living room couch while everyone is sleeping. They accidentally wake the sister's little brother up and make him promise if he goes goes back to bed and doesn't tell the parents that they will get him a cake. He does this, but the next morning he tattles to the mom anyway. When the sister accuses him of breaking his promise, he says the deal was off because when he went back to living room for his cake he only found the frosting.

    • @viciousyeen6644
      @viciousyeen6644 Год назад +12

      💀💀💀😂

    • @macklinwright3966
      @macklinwright3966 Год назад +6

      THAT A WHOLE LOTTA 💀

    • @dani007a
      @dani007a Год назад +13

      It's a rite of passage for any older sibling or cousin to teach the young ones to say something dirty without understanding it.

  • @reaps912
    @reaps912 Год назад +554

    Half of chat: no, not reusable
    Half of chat: yes, reusable
    All of chat: genuinely believes what they’re saying

    • @Niyucuatro
      @Niyucuatro Год назад +55

      A good 20% was trying to lie. Half on each camp.

    • @Finsternis..
      @Finsternis.. Год назад +38

      ​@@b14hb14hYes and no. In theory you are fine, however once you got the sauce in there is a high risk of it not sitting properly and shifting, which bears risks of several circumstances that could lead to impregnation. Essentially, it can work, but they generally aren't designed that way and you severly compromise the contraception part but using them like that.

    • @bluewolf7111
      @bluewolf7111 Год назад +14

      @@b14hb14h Nope,. once its filled with man milk its easier for it to break. Same reason why there should be no air bubble left in there once you put it.
      Also the material should be sticking to the skin and nothing else, since thats how it doesnt come out easily. So reusing it could also cause the rubber to slip out by lubing it out.
      Overall anyone who has had sex more than once should know its a bad idea. Regardless, people do it, just like people go bareback without truly being up to the potential consequences. But there is factual risks and then there is what people do.

    • @ksx612
      @ksx612 Год назад

      What do you meant no air bubble, bruh the tip gap is designed for pew pew​@@bluewolf7111

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom Год назад +8

      Everything is reusable if you're brave enough to

  • @Kaimine08
    @Kaimine08 Год назад +127

    They are single use pippa, they can break and the last thing you want the thing to break is when its already loaded up from the last use.

    • @af2547
      @af2547 Год назад +20

      So that’s how hentai protagonists do it

    • @destroreal
      @destroreal Год назад +2

      @@af2547 💀💀💀

    • @pleasebepatientihaveuwutis7179
      @pleasebepatientihaveuwutis7179 6 месяцев назад +1

      Using one that's been lying in the dirt a while seems like a good way to get a girl infection

  • @OwnageMancer
    @OwnageMancer Год назад +157

    That wasn’t a joke… Lil Pippa was just bragging about that one time she scored ten dollars.

  • @riskvideos
    @riskvideos Год назад +39

    That was nasty. That's our Pippa.

  • @Terrakinetic
    @Terrakinetic Год назад +38

    Oh no- Lol
    She's definitely a child of the 2000s.

  • @PenguinBaconPH
    @PenguinBaconPH Год назад +32

    My Mega Idol

  • @littlebabyman8494
    @littlebabyman8494 Год назад +111

    That joke FUCKIN’ HURTS.

    • @tsubasaplayer16
      @tsubasaplayer16 Год назад +13

      That joke made me gag and also made me go "NOOOOOOOOOO."

  • @tictactaker1
    @tictactaker1 Год назад +132

    I must admit when I heard the used condom part and a kid picked it up I had this terrible feeling of where it might go but I was hoping I was wrong. Unfortunately it went there

    • @triptych9600
      @triptych9600 Год назад +11

      i ask myself this question again and again... why tf is she like this???

    • @riskvideos
      @riskvideos Год назад +6

      ​@@triptych9600no idea but it's as disturbing as it is entertaining.

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi Год назад +2

      I remember this joke from my childhood

    • @UndyingZombie
      @UndyingZombie Год назад +3

      I remember this joke and I was the kind of kid back then to be telling it lol.

  • @vgenisis
    @vgenisis Год назад +87

    Wow, I haven't watched her in a while, her voice changed so much. Puberty finally kicked in.

    • @theultramage
      @theultramage Год назад +1

      Laptop + portable mic + no soundproofing + just moved I think. Check the 'life update' stream for builtin mic maximum crunchiness.

    • @rwberger6
      @rwberger6 Год назад +23

      She dropped the voice a while ago.

    • @NewsofPE
      @NewsofPE Год назад +12

      @@rwberger6wait, you mean to tell me that the majority of vtubers are faking their voice? how could someone do that, go to the internet and lie?

    • @agsiar
      @agsiar Год назад +5

      @@NewsofPE
      golly gee! tell me it ain't so, mister!

  • @btCharlie_
    @btCharlie_ Год назад +46

    ngl, I did not expect this level of gross even from Pippa

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 Год назад +272

    Don't resuse them, they'll stop your sperm as per normal, but they're structurally compromised and will probably break a second time.
    There are old timey ones which were reusable and washable though which were made from rubber, the downside is you couldn't feel a thing through them

    • @sirizalot
      @sirizalot Год назад +33

      Still can't feel all that much through them, lol

    • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
      @the98themperoroftheholybri33 Год назад

      @@sirizalot well stop having sex until you're ready to make a kid then

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi Год назад +13

      Reusable ones are still manufactured today, actually! And they're not just the animal membrane condoms of yesteryear, either; they're more solid form factor, as well. What I'm referring to are silicone penis "enhancer" products that fit over the heat and shaft and functionally replace a condom, often referred to as a "penis sleeve" (though only the closed-ended variety count, in this case). They share many of the same base issues, however- improper cleaning and handling can result in damage that renders them no longer functional for that purpose, in ways not visible to the naked eye, for example, and improper use could mean that they do not perform the role properly, similar to improperly using a condom; condoms have, however, been manufactured to be a lot more lenient on that front specifically to encourage use of them even amongst those that are unfamiliar with them and how to use them properly.

    • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
      @the98themperoroftheholybri33 Год назад +7

      @@KainYusanagi I feel like the cleaning part would be a factor with Pippa in her room.

    • @seg162
      @seg162 Год назад

      imagine using a condom for anything outside emergency water storage

  • @theodoresmith3353
    @theodoresmith3353 Год назад +26

    Here’s your superstar…

  • @core-nix1885
    @core-nix1885 Год назад +7

    The inadvertent consumption of jism is indeed a risible prospect.

  • @FlanTheChat
    @FlanTheChat Год назад +8

    I vibe with Pippa moving her head from side to side so much because I do the same thing when I am in a "jolly" mood

  • @codybaier
    @codybaier Год назад +8

    I came back from a bathroom break right as she was laughing at this joke, now I finally have the context.

  • @aMoldyUsagi
    @aMoldyUsagi Год назад +11

    Pippa...

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Год назад +129

    Finally, the possum got good material.
    Getting mixed responses from chat about the funny baby balloon.
    I wonder why. . .

  • @Matterhorn3808
    @Matterhorn3808 Год назад +5

    That went worse than I expected

  • @Tredenix
    @Tredenix Год назад +4

    2:39 when you're in a phone shop and nudge one of the displays too much

  • @Leo-ok3uj
    @Leo-ok3uj Год назад +4

    I clicked this feeling :D for the first time in months, just to exit feeling :0

  • @Cloud_Seeker
    @Cloud_Seeker Год назад +8

    Well. You can use the rubber again if you turn it inside out.

    • @plumber1337
      @plumber1337 Год назад +2

      What do you think that led to the outbreeding comment? 😂

  • @AP-1138
    @AP-1138 Год назад +3

    HOLY FUCKIN KEK! That actually made me laugh. Thank you Pippa, our Mega Idol

  • @Big_Sloppa
    @Big_Sloppa Год назад +30

    And you thought memetic infohazard was a fictional concept 😐🔫

    • @jacobjones1457
      @jacobjones1457 Год назад

      Free will is a myth, religion is a joke! We're all controlled by something much greater. Memes, the DNA of the soul!

    • @Majima_Nowhere
      @Majima_Nowhere Год назад +2

      I'm going to need 30ccs of our strongest amnestics for this one

  • @Anonymous-x1x
    @Anonymous-x1x Год назад +4

    Sisterkin: Hey Pippa tell the joke....

  • @notfunny6606
    @notfunny6606 Год назад +4

    I am... flabbergasted...

  • @TheGamingInkling
    @TheGamingInkling Год назад +1

    Fishman lives in fear, having to take heart medication when Pippa is live

  • @JeveGreen
    @JeveGreen Год назад +5

    Most sane Pippa moment.

  • @thegreatchrispy
    @thegreatchrispy Год назад +3

    This blows "a man walked into a bar" out of the water.

  • @goldenboy9748
    @goldenboy9748 Год назад +8

    She should stick with the bar joke.

  • @VPCh.
    @VPCh. Год назад +3

    "The people who think the're reusable are outbreeding the rest of us"
    That's pretty much the plot of Idiocracy.

  • @demonicspire1345
    @demonicspire1345 Год назад +40

    Interesting how she goes straight to reddit for answers, she's a true redditor.

  • @MaserXIV
    @MaserXIV Год назад +2

    Can't believe people in chat recognized the joke before she finished telling it, haha

  • @trashjash
    @trashjash Год назад +4

    Pippa... WHY

  • @SchwaWasHere
    @SchwaWasHere Год назад +3

    Ah, the days that won't return

  • @macklinwright3966
    @macklinwright3966 Год назад +1

    And I thought the last video was gonna be enough internet for me today. Nope this story definitely sealed that decision

  • @SolitaryLark
    @SolitaryLark Год назад +1

    Oh MY FUCKING GOD Pippa that’s well that’s pretty wild

  • @saryakan
    @saryakan Год назад +2

    The confusion of chat is the difference between SHOULD and CAN.

  • @DarkfoxTamamo_21
    @DarkfoxTamamo_21 5 месяцев назад

    I laughed so hard at the joke I couldn't breathe for a solid 20 minutes

  • @Mecks089
    @Mecks089 Год назад +7

    The good ol' days.

  • @McLNarf
    @McLNarf 2 месяца назад

    Walks into a bar

  • @YuSooKey
    @YuSooKey Год назад +1

    This needs to be in Phase Weekly

    • @zanagi
      @zanagi Год назад

      It was though?

  • @OfficialDJSoru
    @OfficialDJSoru 11 месяцев назад

    I legit thought I was hearing a new joke... then I remembered that punchline.

  • @reimuhakurei2123
    @reimuhakurei2123 Год назад +1

    "Imagine a little Pippa in 4th or 5th grade" 😭

    • @reimuhakurei2123
      @reimuhakurei2123 Год назад

      Bro sadly i missed this cause i was at a christmas circus with family when the stream was live

  • @throughmyshadow
    @throughmyshadow 9 месяцев назад

    Jesus.. I cringe yelled ‘nnnooOoo’ and caused a scene at my house. Thanks Pippa

  • @Wyndstrom
    @Wyndstrom Год назад +1

    Oh no Peeba!!!
    Haha, I remember that joke!

  • @G0ZAR
    @G0ZAR 8 месяцев назад

    Oh Pippa you precious soul...

  • @ducstatiba2
    @ducstatiba2 Год назад +2

    I want to go back to bar jokes

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 Год назад

    Her laugh sounds like a horror movie jumpscare

  • @silvialuzmia
    @silvialuzmia 11 месяцев назад

    thats... THE BEST joke that I ever heard

  • @Geoff69420
    @Geoff69420 Год назад +4

    So as a joke....

  • @IronMan3582
    @IronMan3582 Год назад +1

    Shoutout to the guy at 1:39 who says “That is not Halal”

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus Год назад

    I would like to go back to before I heard that joke, please.

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 5 месяцев назад

    half of the chat saying "they can be used more than once" are half of the blame.😂😂

  • @servalplox6662
    @servalplox6662 Год назад +25

    Why Pippa looks so stoned lately?

    • @TheOmegaCloud
      @TheOmegaCloud Год назад +25

      Her PC broke and she's using a Laptop to stream.

    • @jendorei
      @jendorei Год назад +3

      ​@@TheOmegaCloud She got a new PC after her old one broke, but she’s traveling currently and yes, streaming on a laptop.

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 Год назад

      By Hebrew Law she should be.

    • @servalplox6662
      @servalplox6662 Год назад

      Damn, so she's getting railed by random dudes... That sucks

  • @idkcba
    @idkcba 11 месяцев назад +1

    To the chatter that said to just turn it inside out... Bru

  • @joesashiify
    @joesashiify Год назад

    Thats fu*ked up...... * Holds Face palms in cringe *

  • @14megasxlr
    @14megasxlr Год назад

    You “can”, but you really shouldn’t.

  • @JakeBlakeCatboy
    @JakeBlakeCatboy Год назад +1

    I made the mistake of watching this while eating.

  • @noble_wine
    @noble_wine Год назад +1

    She doesn't know.

  • @brothersingaming6372
    @brothersingaming6372 Год назад +3

    Pippa why lol damn

  • @tarael86
    @tarael86 Год назад +1

    Could've been worse. Could've been a chocolate-covered twinkie.

  • @kaizon7177
    @kaizon7177 Год назад

    That joke is a war crime

  • @SmilingGator96
    @SmilingGator96 Год назад +1

    She tells this joke yet privates Pippa the Rippa

  • @Generic_Commenter2397
    @Generic_Commenter2397 Год назад

    That actually made me laugh

  • @gerthddyn
    @gerthddyn Год назад +2

    oh my god

  • @metas1779
    @metas1779 Год назад +2

    Oh nooooooooooooo

  • @DanielJ_Mart
    @DanielJ_Mart Год назад

    Oh no. Pippa

  • @ballachmona
    @ballachmona Год назад

    What a seiso idol

  • @isaachester8475
    @isaachester8475 Год назад

    i am completely horrified by this joke

  • @rikygamerE4037
    @rikygamerE4037 Год назад +2

    NOOOOOOOOO

  • @redmist6630
    @redmist6630 Год назад +3

    the cycle continues

  • @generaldreagonlps6889
    @generaldreagonlps6889 Год назад

    How did I know exactly where that Joke was going but still ended up surprised?

  • @TheSuperCasual2914
    @TheSuperCasual2914 10 месяцев назад

    MariMari UNDERSCORE EN: "You think that's funny and not Poonscape? Pippa you're weird..."

  • @nochannelname7394
    @nochannelname7394 Год назад

    "OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOO!"

  • @Mrshoujo
    @Mrshoujo Год назад

    Blanche Knott would be proud.

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 Год назад

    Would like to have my ears innocents back please.

  • @amanitamuscaria5863
    @amanitamuscaria5863 Год назад

    PIPPA!!!

  • @mikemullen2047
    @mikemullen2047 Год назад

    OH NO!

  • @michaelc4614
    @michaelc4614 Год назад

    Man... Its been years since ive heard this joke. Last time i heard it i was at an AFB in tucson .... 1997 i think.

  • @csharpcoffee
    @csharpcoffee Год назад

    The ones saying reusable are the happy little accidents Bob Ross told us about

  • @Arv4789
    @Arv4789 Год назад

    Oh god i dis the same thing with this jome as a kid i cant beleve someone else remembers it

  • @rah9722
    @rah9722 11 месяцев назад

    OH GOOOOOOOD NOO

  • @tomfoolery1123
    @tomfoolery1123 Год назад +1

    I too heard that joke as a kid...
    How did stuff like that spread around before the internet was so common?

    • @RustedBuddy5192
      @RustedBuddy5192 Год назад

      To be fair it can also work against us.
      Without the internet, we were able to convince people that Marilyn Manson removed a lower rib to suck his own peen. Now people ask for "sources". Losers.

  • @pocenha
    @pocenha Год назад

    I'm not suprised that half the chat in a Vtuber stream also didn't know condons work.

  • @poWerr112
    @poWerr112 11 месяцев назад

    what the actual fuck DID I JUST HEAR!!!!!!!!!!

  • @destroreal
    @destroreal Год назад +1

    what the fuck 💀💀💀
    im not sure whats worse, chat telling her condoms are reusable, or the freaking joke

  • @jonnyxquest
    @jonnyxquest Год назад +1

    You can get more than one use if you double up.

  • @MrMajenta
    @MrMajenta Год назад

    >my humor has evolved
    i'm about to break that [X] button

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 Год назад

    PIPPA NOOOOOOO

  • @universogt7508
    @universogt7508 Год назад

    Perfecrtion