Pippa is NOT Smarter than a 5th Grader

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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
  • Original livestream: • high school drop out p...
    Pipkin Pippa: / @pipkinpippa
    #PipkinPippa, #Phaseclips, #envtubers, #vtuberclips, #vtuber

Комментарии • 194

  • @fakeosis
    @fakeosis 6 месяцев назад +623

    SHE STOPPED AT JULY

    • @AndrewRussell-dz8zy
      @AndrewRussell-dz8zy 5 месяцев назад +20

      Me: August, September, Auctober, Nauvember, December 😅

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 месяцев назад

      Oggest

    • @AkaSora96
      @AkaSora96 5 месяцев назад +1

      "90% of Gambling Addicts Quit Right Before They're About to Hit It Big"

    • @cjnf11
      @cjnf11 5 месяцев назад +26

      RAM got full.

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 5 месяцев назад +11

      that makes the goof that much more hilarious.

  • @01100101011100100111
    @01100101011100100111 5 месяцев назад +178

    4:08 "At least we know you're never graduating."
    OOF

    • @xXBoneyTonyXx
      @xXBoneyTonyXx 5 месяцев назад +5

      PancreasNoWork is brutal

    • @Cblack456
      @Cblack456 5 месяцев назад

      @@xXBoneyTonyXx I didn't even notice that was PancreasNoWork holy shit.

  • @farmzombie
    @farmzombie 6 месяцев назад +308

    This stream was a journey. I watched Pippa take twenty minutes to finish a math problem that chat figures out in under a minute.

    • @fadelsukoco3092
      @fadelsukoco3092 6 месяцев назад +40

      Yeah it was even worse considering there were at least a dozen superchats which gave a full step-by-step answer.

    • @biggidousthethird2672
      @biggidousthethird2672 5 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@fadelsukoco3092 copying the superchats is cheating

    • @Hollow_Tim
      @Hollow_Tim 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah but being good at math is actually a sign of major stupidity

    • @darknessml6145
      @darknessml6145 5 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@Hollow_Tim Hi pips

    • @Otaku4Sale
      @Otaku4Sale 5 месяцев назад +10

      She copied it, but still fucked it up. MULTIPLE TIMES!

  • @Call-Me-Flores
    @Call-Me-Flores 6 месяцев назад +408

    Remember people, pippa's allowed to vote

    • @Tony_Man
      @Tony_Man 6 месяцев назад +73

      Luckily, she herself chooses not to vote... Or so she says

    • @marcusd450
      @marcusd450 6 месяцев назад +30

      @@Tony_Man Yeah, in the sam stream she went on a short rant of why she does not vote/ Mostly because she doesnt care and also because she doesnt feel qualified

    • @tonlito22
      @tonlito22 5 месяцев назад +9

      And her vote would count just as much as yours.

    • @Call-Me-Flores
      @Call-Me-Flores 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@tonlito22 HA, not in America

    • @simpledj509chromo7
      @simpledj509chromo7 5 месяцев назад

      She may not be too good at spelling and math, or geography and the sciences, but it doesn't take someone with school smarts to call politicians out on their bullshit and retarded policies.

  • @pointlessmanatee
    @pointlessmanatee 6 месяцев назад +177

    she just has pregnancy brain

    • @articwindflash
      @articwindflash 6 месяцев назад +52

      It's true, I'm the father.

    • @Rannos22
      @Rannos22 6 месяцев назад +53

      True I'm the fetus

    • @bradyp8868
      @bradyp8868 5 месяцев назад +26

      I'm the 2nd baby that she'll be surprised about in a couple months from now 🙂

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 месяцев назад +8

      This is her obstetrician stepping in to confirm.

    • @acmenipponair
      @acmenipponair 5 месяцев назад

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Why do you all want to be inside her? :P

  • @Hy3jii
    @Hy3jii 6 месяцев назад +97

    I'm just gonna go ahead and say that I think that streaming is the perfect job for Pippa. It's a good fit for her.

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 5 месяцев назад +3

      I’m glad that people can still provide entertainment and make a living if they’re lacking

  • @Agemmata-Arts
    @Agemmata-Arts 6 месяцев назад +108

    I came into stream thinking i'd chill. I left 10x more frustrated...

    • @Fightikus
      @Fightikus 5 месяцев назад +22

      Understandable. Just watching her spell the word with 3 letters N and still answering 2 raised my heart rate.

    • @wozing
      @wozing 5 месяцев назад +2

      Man, "who wrote Paul Revere's Ride:
      1. Henry Wadsworth-Longfellow
      2. Emily Dickenson
      3. Walt Whitman"
      wtf, Emily Dickenson is literally famous for depressive/suicidal poetry, and Walt Whitman for nature. By deduction-if you don't already know the answer-It's Longfellow.
      Don't even get me started on the linguistics and the maths.

  • @NoName-sl5rp
    @NoName-sl5rp 6 месяцев назад +234

    This rabbit is allowed to vote and breed.

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 6 месяцев назад +95

      Yeah, with me.

    • @bf2098
      @bf2098 5 месяцев назад +27

      Biden blast

    • @Venixus
      @Venixus 5 месяцев назад +39

      Thankfully, she does the responsible thing, by not voting.

    • @SuperStraight_LGBTQ
      @SuperStraight_LGBTQ 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Venixus
      But then complains about the thing she could have voted against. If you don't vote and use the internet to escape the real world, you have no right to complain about real issues affecting you.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 месяцев назад

      We must revoke the nineteenth ammendment and relegate her exclusively to breeding duties.

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 5 месяцев назад +39

    You do have to admire Pippa's overconfidence does not take the slightest bit of damage no matter how much she messes up.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 месяцев назад +4

      With the intelligence she demonstrated, I don't think she even remembers how badly she bombed by the time she restarts the game.

  • @princesskristan
    @princesskristan 6 месяцев назад +100

    The fact that she forgot there's two months that started with the letter A... and the math questions too

  • @Do_It_Now_XD
    @Do_It_Now_XD 6 месяцев назад +80

    She should have ended the stream like Fauna did when she scored in her own goal.

  • @Rannos22
    @Rannos22 6 месяцев назад +40

    Pippa hates Octavian Augustus confirmed

    • @Videogeek95
      @Videogeek95 5 месяцев назад +2

      Okay... What actual FUCK gets TWO fucking months named after him...?

    • @lahuk1194
      @lahuk1194 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Videogeek95 Just 1, October isn't named for him

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@lahuk1194he was so badass they named a month after him before he was even born.

    • @acmenipponair
      @acmenipponair 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Videogeek95 Octavian just means "the eights". Which means Octavian was the eight born child of their parents. That's also the reason why Caesar adopted him as a young teen: His parents had already died but he wasn't of legal age yet and Caesar was the patron of the Julius family at that moment, so he had the job to adopt Octavian Julius Augustus.
      October is also the same background: it was in the old calender, where the year started with March the eighth month of the year. In fact, August beforehand also was just the "sixth" month sextillis (the jokes are on the month), July was the fifth month Quintillis.

  • @braveagentg
    @braveagentg 6 месяцев назад +31

    I can't wrap my head around Pippa's thinking process for spelling environtmet

    • @AndrewRussell-dz8zy
      @AndrewRussell-dz8zy 5 месяцев назад +7

      Regional dialects and the addition or omission of certain consonants. Generally speaking, the "midwest" accent can be found in a geographic region that covers thousands of square miles. An important distinction being how the "t" phoneme is vocalized in regard to the tongue's proximity to the front teeth. (Please consider the meme of british people saying bo'le o' wa'er, how irish say paddy instead of patty to diminuate patrick, how germans substitute a z for a t, etc.) I'm comfortable (I'm com fort a bull would be rendered I'm comft ur bull) a similar process could be applied to nearly any multisyllabic word.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@AndrewRussell-dz8zy You're coming for his bull?

    • @supermaster2012
      @supermaster2012 5 месяцев назад

      @@AndrewRussell-dz8zythe fuck does speech matter for spelling? You spell the word the way you write it in a piece of paper or your keyboard, not the way you say the word out loud. Are people seriously incapable of picturing the word written down in their mind's eye?

    • @AndrewRussell-dz8zy
      @AndrewRussell-dz8zy 5 месяцев назад

      @@supermaster2012 a lot of English words that borrow from or are derived from greek words will feature silent letters ( pterodactyl, pneumatic, lamb). This begets the question: would it not be more efficient to just discard these silent letters?
      Honestly, who was in charge of standardizing how words are spelled, anyway?
      What about French words? Silhouette should be siluet. Creme brulee should be krem brulay. Mademoiselle: ma damwazel? Wtf, seriously?
      English has a tendency to incorporate words from other languages. ( ever seen a Starbucks aficionado go to a McDonald's and order a venti?) Using one language's way of speaking words for the way another language's words are spelled can result in all sorts of wacky shenanigans.
      Let us take Pippa's word, for example.
      Environment. In English, it is not implausible for the starting e of a word to be pronounced as a greek heta ( such as elastic, elated, ebonic). In the case of environment, we can deduce it uses an epsilon, since environment is derived from French environer. But what about the i? That one is pronounced as an iota(Mike, lime, gripe) rather than an ypsilon (lymph, rhythm, symphonic). What about the o? That could be omega or omicron.
      There's only two ways to spell a word correctly: know which language speaks it, or throw a wild Hail Mary and hope for the best.

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 5 месяцев назад +1

      evirorntment

  • @Gakusangi
    @Gakusangi 6 месяцев назад +25

    Only 12 months, couldn't be bothered to name them all XD

  • @gr33dl0cknein3
    @gr33dl0cknein3 5 месяцев назад +25

    Do you think Sakana had to read Pippa's contract outloud for her?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 месяцев назад +6

      I'm just wondering how the legal team were convinced to let her sign it in Roseart washable crayon.

  • @bernardomatatudo123
    @bernardomatatudo123 6 месяцев назад +54

    At least she's beating the femboy allegations

    • @supermaster2012
      @supermaster2012 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, no man is this stupid.
      Woman moment.

  • @thelurkerbel0w
    @thelurkerbel0w 5 месяцев назад +10

    She's so stupid, I love her

  • @syrupuusabc5774
    @syrupuusabc5774 6 месяцев назад +26

    Glory to Pippakistan.

  • @GamerMcBaggin
    @GamerMcBaggin 6 месяцев назад +59

    Breedable qualities

  • @CuriousityFTW
    @CuriousityFTW 5 месяцев назад +9

    I love how Pippa spelled "environmtent" and still went for 2 N's

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 6 месяцев назад +20

    Pippa is schizo when she’s adorable.

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae 5 месяцев назад +12

    In computing we call this an off-by-1 error, very common. 🙂

    • @AndrewRussell-dz8zy
      @AndrewRussell-dz8zy 5 месяцев назад +3

      I remember learning about arrays that start at the index of zero. Good times.

  • @generalimlerith8356
    @generalimlerith8356 5 месяцев назад +7

    POV: your name is August and Pippa is yelling at you

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 5 месяцев назад +4

    At least I know I’m smarter than a Pipp-grader

  • @Cirris
    @Cirris 5 месяцев назад +9

    she needed the "DUM" sticker on her forehead for effect.

  • @scotchedtape
    @scotchedtape 5 месяцев назад +7

    THINK PIPPA THINK
    Bro you gotta get the long division part with 122/30 that was pure TORTURE

    • @iandavidvillaloboswong5180
      @iandavidvillaloboswong5180 5 месяцев назад +1

      122÷30=4,06
      120
      200
      180
      She made it look like 10 times more complicated than it was.

  • @conkle7955
    @conkle7955 5 месяцев назад +3

    Can't believe this is the supreme leader of Pippakistan. She was *so close* to saying August

  • @SSBMFAITE
    @SSBMFAITE 5 месяцев назад +7

    Why yes, this is my oshi. Why do you ask?

  • @Harvey_Pekar
    @Harvey_Pekar 5 месяцев назад +12

    Kirsche is going to mess with her hard over this one, and I'll be there for that.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 месяцев назад +2

      I genuinely hope not. This is just upsetting.
      We need a Pippa GED Studying arc.

  • @greatsage6317
    @greatsage6317 6 месяцев назад +8

    Our Peeba cannot count right but it's okay! She's still the mega idol!

  • @capnminus
    @capnminus 5 месяцев назад +9

    nothing beats 7A+2B=18

  • @andyasbestos
    @andyasbestos 5 месяцев назад +2

    I can't get over that Pippa was apparently a MATH tutor at one point.
    This stream was quite the ride.

  • @crissblack478
    @crissblack478 5 месяцев назад +9

    Pippa is never gonna graduate, for obvious reasons.

  • @notusneo
    @notusneo 5 месяцев назад +2

    4:08 wait Pancreas watch Pippa and thats mega oof there

  • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
    @melvinmerkelhopper5752 6 месяцев назад +61

    Thankfully intelligence in a woman is not a required trait.

  • @hitnfgsbluntd1194
    @hitnfgsbluntd1194 5 месяцев назад +1

    🎶Pippa not smarter than a 5th grader🎶
    And this why "No child left behind" was BAD idea

  • @LITTLEFOOT918
    @LITTLEFOOT918 5 месяцев назад +3

    To be fair, August feels like a month that doesnt exist.

  • @carlwilkerson9722
    @carlwilkerson9722 5 месяцев назад +1

    She stopped halfway through the year? "If it's right that far, it's probably fine."

  • @Crimson522
    @Crimson522 6 месяцев назад +16

    fun fact: Pippa is a high school drop out

    • @iandavidvillaloboswong5180
      @iandavidvillaloboswong5180 5 месяцев назад +6

      Watching this stream made me think she dropped out the first year of middle school

    • @Hollow_Tim
      @Hollow_Tim 5 месяцев назад +4

      You learn nothing valuable in high school anyway so that doesn’t mean anything

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 месяцев назад +1

      Had to take care of all those rabbit kittens she popped out at 16 like the good little breeder she is.

    • @lonelymascot
      @lonelymascot 5 месяцев назад +1

      fun fact, she went back later and completed it

  • @canadianbeeph
    @canadianbeeph Месяц назад +3

    cosmetic brain

  • @that1latinodude20
    @that1latinodude20 5 месяцев назад +3

    I ain't even gonna lie, I be answering shit wrong that I know too

  • @Youbuu2
    @Youbuu2 5 месяцев назад +3

    Her yt acting is next level

    • @rainman8534
      @rainman8534 5 месяцев назад

      Nah she’s just that stupid

  • @Angelo_August
    @Angelo_August 5 месяцев назад +1

    This just makes her even cuter lmao

  • @YummyNukes
    @YummyNukes 5 месяцев назад +4

    Environtment

  • @sethchamachama
    @sethchamachama 5 месяцев назад +3

    Even at spelling she got the math wrong... just pippa things

  • @enigmaodell6806
    @enigmaodell6806 5 месяцев назад +1

    if this isn’t a character she’s playing I’m glad she isn’t doing a dangerous or important job. But she can still bring something valuable by being silly online and brightening our day, and hopefully make a living.

  • @patchbeard
    @patchbeard 5 месяцев назад +2

    I was losing my fuckin mind when she was taking forever to figure out how many time 30 goes into 122

  • @acmenipponair
    @acmenipponair 5 месяцев назад +1

    That's why rabbits breed so much: They cannot count, they think they only have 10 children made this year but in reality it were already 20 :D

  • @Monado6
    @Monado6 5 месяцев назад +3

    It's a wonderful life Clarence "He has the iq of a 🐇 "

  • @solomonoftm
    @solomonoftm 5 месяцев назад +2

    The august one was intentional. The environment one was accidental. You can tell she really thought she was an idiot on the second one lol

  • @I_Stole_A_BTR-80
    @I_Stole_A_BTR-80 5 месяцев назад +1

    Glad to be born in the month of Ugust!

  • @AmericanMetalhead100
    @AmericanMetalhead100 5 месяцев назад +3

    Lets be real here. Its not like being a vtuber is indicative of intellect.

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent100 5 месяцев назад +1

    The problem is that if you don't use it you lose it. You can be a perfect student in school but after 10-20 years, the atropine sets in.

  • @bonogiamboni4830
    @bonogiamboni4830 24 дня назад

    3:16 yo, diabetic warhammer man.

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 6 месяцев назад +9

    Did… did she just lose round 1?
    Edit: 🤦 she can’t count…

  • @are3287
    @are3287 5 месяцев назад +1

    My favourite kind of tent

  • @SleepyVesties
    @SleepyVesties 5 месяцев назад

    I watch this live and my forehead hurt bcz how much i facepalm when she picks a wrong answer.

  • @zanekudo8677
    @zanekudo8677 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lmao
    She can’t be this bad 😅

  • @myelling7773
    @myelling7773 5 месяцев назад +3

    ESL moment.

  • @romejanairo4926
    @romejanairo4926 5 месяцев назад +3

    Papakin sad

  • @Rannos22
    @Rannos22 6 месяцев назад +2

    Surprised you didnt include the 122/30 but where she spent 40 minutes trying to remember how to write division only for the answer to just be s whole number

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 5 месяцев назад

    There were well over 5k live viewers watching for much of the stream

  • @therollerlollerman
    @therollerlollerman 5 месяцев назад +1

    Truly harebrained

  • @malcolm_in_the_middle
    @malcolm_in_the_middle 5 месяцев назад +3

    4:09 What the hell? PancreasNoWork watches Pippa?

    • @nurgle7797
      @nurgle7797 5 месяцев назад

      3:17 My man can stand the horrors of Warhammer, but not Pippa stream

    • @cuotsuyoi-6836
      @cuotsuyoi-6836 5 месяцев назад

      Holy shit, it's actually pancrea

  • @redmist6630
    @redmist6630 5 месяцев назад +1

    well that answers that

  • @greedygreen8269
    @greedygreen8269 5 месяцев назад +1

    I will not judge, but i will still laugh

  • @Niggychan
    @Niggychan 5 месяцев назад +2

    It is not fair to compare Pippa to a 5th grader. We all know she hasn't passed 3rd grade.

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 5 месяцев назад +4

    It's fine, no ned be smort. Look at pres bidetn.

  • @VladTepesh409
    @VladTepesh409 5 месяцев назад +1

    No worries, they don't hold elementary school kids back.

  • @lolita_88
    @lolita_88 5 месяцев назад

    "Pippa never graduating. Nice strategy." lmaoooooo

  • @alphax-shroom6781
    @alphax-shroom6781 5 месяцев назад +1

    The Environment Question got me, cause I have literally never heard someone pronounce 2nd "N" Its always been Enviroment to me, and thats how I've spelled it.

  • @rhatala27
    @rhatala27 6 месяцев назад +3

    ESL

  • @yabaiiforgotmypasswordagai727
    @yabaiiforgotmypasswordagai727 5 месяцев назад

    The added T in EnvironmTent LMAO

  • @s1os2s3
    @s1os2s3 5 месяцев назад +2

    I couldnt watch her stream to the end. I just couldnt not because it was not funny but because it is funny untill you realize she honestly did not know the answers.

  • @purepurechan
    @purepurechan 5 месяцев назад

    it's ok Pippa, not everyone can make it past 2nd grade

  • @holystars3
    @holystars3 5 месяцев назад +1

    im questioning is she even smarter than a first grader missing really easy questions
    0:25 yea sure one pips you totally got that one lol

  • @Thanatos9029
    @Thanatos9029 5 месяцев назад

    AUUGUUUUUST

  • @quichakann
    @quichakann 4 месяца назад

    she not stupid she based

  • @Vejitatheouji
    @Vejitatheouji 5 месяцев назад

    I can't complain. She forgot August and I forgot April. So...

  • @Tunkkis
    @Tunkkis 5 месяцев назад

    Peeba...

  • @shiki333
    @shiki333 5 месяцев назад +1

    01:01 IxiusMasaki clipped, be happy lol...
    well at least:
    . wasn't the whole stream
    .bonus question, how many p's inyour name?

  • @Idolatry-pn6mn
    @Idolatry-pn6mn 5 месяцев назад

    Oh i was in this vid 😊

  • @SzaraSzarancza
    @SzaraSzarancza 5 месяцев назад +3

    And the correct answer is, none. The months are: first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh, twelfth. None of these words start with 'a'.

  • @Fru1tyy
    @Fru1tyy 5 месяцев назад

    Remember folks, she used to tutor math

  • @gods472
    @gods472 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂

  • @dattebenforcer
    @dattebenforcer 5 месяцев назад

    or a 1st grader

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 5 месяцев назад

    2? before seeing the end of the clip I think it's two but I'm not entirely sure what the names are in english. In spanish though it would be 'agosto'/'abril' though.

  • @recoverme5065
    @recoverme5065 5 месяцев назад

    How…? She even said the right amount of Ns and still got it wrong, even if her spelling is crap xD

  • @rando6836
    @rando6836 5 месяцев назад

    How EMBARRASSING

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 5 месяцев назад

    Maybe it's a good thing she doesn't vote.

  • @Reflox1
    @Reflox1 5 месяцев назад +1

    Pippa pls English is my third language and I've done better

  • @rinslittlesheepling1652
    @rinslittlesheepling1652 5 месяцев назад

    Woman moment

  • @halfblue2678
    @halfblue2678 5 месяцев назад

    Bro, she's American right? And she can't even spell environment? Think about that

  • @demonicspire1345
    @demonicspire1345 5 месяцев назад +2

    I hate to say it, but its not like its a coincidence he is a conservative, smarter = less chance of that.

    • @Frodudus
      @Frodudus 5 месяцев назад

      dude what

    • @therollerlollerman
      @therollerlollerman 5 месяцев назад

      Nah most vtubers are like this, because they spend all day vtubing and streaming brain rot content. Being “conservative” or “liberal” is unrelated

    • @duhotatoday3277
      @duhotatoday3277 5 месяцев назад +6

      Nice misgеndеring, Mr. Prоgressive

    • @demonicspire1345
      @demonicspire1345 5 месяцев назад

      @@Frodudus as intelligence increases, the statistical probability of that person being a conservative decreases.

    • @jakernaught
      @jakernaught 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@demonicspire1345 BS