Pippa is NOT Smarter than a 5th Grader

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @fakeosis
    @fakeosis 10 месяцев назад +731

    SHE STOPPED AT JULY

    • @AndrewRussell-dz8zy
      @AndrewRussell-dz8zy 10 месяцев назад +29

      Me: August, September, Auctober, Nauvember, December 😅

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 месяцев назад

      Oggest

    • @AkaSora96
      @AkaSora96 10 месяцев назад +1

      "90% of Gambling Addicts Quit Right Before They're About to Hit It Big"

    • @cjnf11
      @cjnf11 10 месяцев назад +36

      RAM got full.

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 10 месяцев назад +15

      that makes the goof that much more hilarious.

  • @01100101011100100111
    @01100101011100100111 10 месяцев назад +235

    4:08 "At least we know you're never graduating."
    OOF

    • @BorkLazer98
      @BorkLazer98 10 месяцев назад +8

      PancreasNoWork is brutal

    • @Cblack456
      @Cblack456 10 месяцев назад

      @@BorkLazer98 I didn't even notice that was PancreasNoWork holy shit.

  • @farmzombie
    @farmzombie 10 месяцев назад +350

    This stream was a journey. I watched Pippa take twenty minutes to finish a math problem that chat figures out in under a minute.

    • @fadelsukoco3092
      @fadelsukoco3092 10 месяцев назад +46

      Yeah it was even worse considering there were at least a dozen superchats which gave a full step-by-step answer.

    • @biggidousthethird2672
      @biggidousthethird2672 10 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@fadelsukoco3092 copying the superchats is cheating

    • @Hollow_Tim
      @Hollow_Tim 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah but being good at math is actually a sign of major stupidity

    • @darknessml6145
      @darknessml6145 10 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@Hollow_Tim Hi pips

    • @Otaku4Sale
      @Otaku4Sale 10 месяцев назад +12

      She copied it, but still fucked it up. MULTIPLE TIMES!

  • @Call-Me-Flores
    @Call-Me-Flores 10 месяцев назад +483

    Remember people, pippa's allowed to vote

    • @Tony_Man
      @Tony_Man 10 месяцев назад +82

      Luckily, she herself chooses not to vote... Or so she says

    • @marcusd450
      @marcusd450 10 месяцев назад +36

      @@Tony_Man Yeah, in the sam stream she went on a short rant of why she does not vote/ Mostly because she doesnt care and also because she doesnt feel qualified

    • @tonlito22
      @tonlito22 10 месяцев назад +10

      And her vote would count just as much as yours.

    • @Call-Me-Flores
      @Call-Me-Flores 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@tonlito22 HA, not in America

    • @simpledj509chromo7
      @simpledj509chromo7 10 месяцев назад

      She may not be too good at spelling and math, or geography and the sciences, but it doesn't take someone with school smarts to call politicians out on their bullshit and retarded policies.

  • @NoName-sl5rp
    @NoName-sl5rp 10 месяцев назад +271

    This rabbit is allowed to vote and breed.

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 10 месяцев назад +113

      Yeah, with me.

    • @bf2098
      @bf2098 10 месяцев назад +32

      Biden blast

    • @Venixus
      @Venixus 10 месяцев назад +49

      Thankfully, she does the responsible thing, by not voting.

    • @AndiCannot-lie
      @AndiCannot-lie 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Venixus
      But then complains about the thing she could have voted against. If you don't vote and use the internet to escape the real world, you have no right to complain about real issues affecting you.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 месяцев назад

      We must revoke the nineteenth ammendment and relegate her exclusively to breeding duties.

  • @Agemmata-Arts
    @Agemmata-Arts 10 месяцев назад +141

    I came into stream thinking i'd chill. I left 10x more frustrated...

    • @Fightikus
      @Fightikus 10 месяцев назад +27

      Understandable. Just watching her spell the word with 3 letters N and still answering 2 raised my heart rate.

    • @wozing
      @wozing 10 месяцев назад +3

      Man, "who wrote Paul Revere's Ride:
      1. Henry Wadsworth-Longfellow
      2. Emily Dickenson
      3. Walt Whitman"
      wtf, Emily Dickenson is literally famous for depressive/suicidal poetry, and Walt Whitman for nature. By deduction-if you don't already know the answer-It's Longfellow.
      Don't even get me started on the linguistics and the maths.

  • @pointlessmanatee
    @pointlessmanatee 10 месяцев назад +201

    she just has pregnancy brain

    • @articwindflash
      @articwindflash 10 месяцев назад +59

      It's true, I'm the father.

    • @Rannos22
      @Rannos22 10 месяцев назад +61

      True I'm the fetus

    • @bradyp8868
      @bradyp8868 10 месяцев назад +29

      I'm the 2nd baby that she'll be surprised about in a couple months from now 🙂

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 месяцев назад +10

      This is her obstetrician stepping in to confirm.

    • @acmenipponair
      @acmenipponair 10 месяцев назад

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Why do you all want to be inside her? :P

  • @Kris_Kitten
    @Kris_Kitten 10 месяцев назад +111

    The fact that she forgot there's two months that started with the letter A... and the math questions too

  • @Do_It_Now_XD
    @Do_It_Now_XD 10 месяцев назад +90

    She should have ended the stream like Fauna did when she scored in her own goal.

  • @Hy3jii
    @Hy3jii 10 месяцев назад +115

    I'm just gonna go ahead and say that I think that streaming is the perfect job for Pippa. It's a good fit for her.

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 10 месяцев назад +4

      I’m glad that people can still provide entertainment and make a living if they’re lacking

    • @lordpisces5019
      @lordpisces5019 24 дня назад +1

      The modern rendition of the timeless tradition of the village idiot; making everyone else feel better for not being them.

  • @CuriousityFTW
    @CuriousityFTW 10 месяцев назад +20

    I love how Pippa spelled "environmtent" and still went for 2 N's

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 10 месяцев назад +47

    You do have to admire Pippa's overconfidence does not take the slightest bit of damage no matter how much she messes up.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 месяцев назад +6

      With the intelligence she demonstrated, I don't think she even remembers how badly she bombed by the time she restarts the game.

  • @generalimlerith8356
    @generalimlerith8356 10 месяцев назад +15

    POV: your name is August and Pippa is yelling at you

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 10 месяцев назад +9

    At least I know I’m smarter than a Pipp-grader

  • @Rannos22
    @Rannos22 10 месяцев назад +48

    Pippa hates Octavian Augustus confirmed

    • @Videogeek95
      @Videogeek95 10 месяцев назад +2

      Okay... What actual FUCK gets TWO fucking months named after him...?

    • @lahuk1194
      @lahuk1194 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@Videogeek95 Just 1, October isn't named for him

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@lahuk1194he was so badass they named a month after him before he was even born.

    • @acmenipponair
      @acmenipponair 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Videogeek95 Octavian just means "the eights". Which means Octavian was the eight born child of their parents. That's also the reason why Caesar adopted him as a young teen: His parents had already died but he wasn't of legal age yet and Caesar was the patron of the Julius family at that moment, so he had the job to adopt Octavian Julius Augustus.
      October is also the same background: it was in the old calender, where the year started with March the eighth month of the year. In fact, August beforehand also was just the "sixth" month sextillis (the jokes are on the month), July was the fifth month Quintillis.

  • @Gakusangi
    @Gakusangi 10 месяцев назад +31

    Only 12 months, couldn't be bothered to name them all XD

  • @thelurkerbel0w
    @thelurkerbel0w 10 месяцев назад +18

    She's so stupid, I love her

  • @braveagentg
    @braveagentg 10 месяцев назад +40

    I can't wrap my head around Pippa's thinking process for spelling environtmet

    • @AndrewRussell-dz8zy
      @AndrewRussell-dz8zy 10 месяцев назад +8

      Regional dialects and the addition or omission of certain consonants. Generally speaking, the "midwest" accent can be found in a geographic region that covers thousands of square miles. An important distinction being how the "t" phoneme is vocalized in regard to the tongue's proximity to the front teeth. (Please consider the meme of british people saying bo'le o' wa'er, how irish say paddy instead of patty to diminuate patrick, how germans substitute a z for a t, etc.) I'm comfortable (I'm com fort a bull would be rendered I'm comft ur bull) a similar process could be applied to nearly any multisyllabic word.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@AndrewRussell-dz8zy You're coming for his bull?

    • @supermaster2012
      @supermaster2012 10 месяцев назад

      @@AndrewRussell-dz8zythe fuck does speech matter for spelling? You spell the word the way you write it in a piece of paper or your keyboard, not the way you say the word out loud. Are people seriously incapable of picturing the word written down in their mind's eye?

    • @AndrewRussell-dz8zy
      @AndrewRussell-dz8zy 10 месяцев назад

      @@supermaster2012 a lot of English words that borrow from or are derived from greek words will feature silent letters ( pterodactyl, pneumatic, lamb). This begets the question: would it not be more efficient to just discard these silent letters?
      Honestly, who was in charge of standardizing how words are spelled, anyway?
      What about French words? Silhouette should be siluet. Creme brulee should be krem brulay. Mademoiselle: ma damwazel? Wtf, seriously?
      English has a tendency to incorporate words from other languages. ( ever seen a Starbucks aficionado go to a McDonald's and order a venti?) Using one language's way of speaking words for the way another language's words are spelled can result in all sorts of wacky shenanigans.
      Let us take Pippa's word, for example.
      Environment. In English, it is not implausible for the starting e of a word to be pronounced as a greek heta ( such as elastic, elated, ebonic). In the case of environment, we can deduce it uses an epsilon, since environment is derived from French environer. But what about the i? That one is pronounced as an iota(Mike, lime, gripe) rather than an ypsilon (lymph, rhythm, symphonic). What about the o? That could be omega or omicron.
      There's only two ways to spell a word correctly: know which language speaks it, or throw a wild Hail Mary and hope for the best.

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 10 месяцев назад +2

      evirorntment

  • @gr33dl0cknein3
    @gr33dl0cknein3 10 месяцев назад +35

    Do you think Sakana had to read Pippa's contract outloud for her?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 месяцев назад +8

      I'm just wondering how the legal team were convinced to let her sign it in Roseart washable crayon.

  • @canadianbeeph
    @canadianbeeph 6 месяцев назад +8

    cosmetic brain

  • @GamerMcBaggin
    @GamerMcBaggin 10 месяцев назад +66

    Breedable qualities

  • @bernardomatatudo123
    @bernardomatatudo123 10 месяцев назад +62

    At least she's beating the femboy allegations

    • @supermaster2012
      @supermaster2012 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah, no man is this stupid.
      Woman moment.

  • @syrupuusabc5774
    @syrupuusabc5774 10 месяцев назад +31

    Glory to Pippakistan.

  • @Cirris
    @Cirris 10 месяцев назад +11

    she needed the "DUM" sticker on her forehead for effect.

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 10 месяцев назад +23

    Pippa is schizo when she’s adorable.

  • @SSBMFAITE
    @SSBMFAITE 10 месяцев назад +8

    Why yes, this is my oshi. Why do you ask?

  • @conkle7955
    @conkle7955 10 месяцев назад +5

    Can't believe this is the supreme leader of Pippakistan. She was *so close* to saying August

  • @crissblack478
    @crissblack478 10 месяцев назад +12

    Pippa is never gonna graduate, for obvious reasons.

  • @notusneo
    @notusneo 10 месяцев назад +3

    4:08 wait Pancreas watch Pippa and thats mega oof there

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae 10 месяцев назад +12

    In computing we call this an off-by-1 error, very common. 🙂

    • @AndrewRussell-dz8zy
      @AndrewRussell-dz8zy 10 месяцев назад +3

      I remember learning about arrays that start at the index of zero. Good times.

  • @bonogiamboni4830
    @bonogiamboni4830 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:16 yo, diabetic warhammer man.

  • @scotchedtape
    @scotchedtape 10 месяцев назад +7

    THINK PIPPA THINK
    Bro you gotta get the long division part with 122/30 that was pure TORTURE

    • @iandavidvillaloboswong5180
      @iandavidvillaloboswong5180 10 месяцев назад +1

      122÷30=4,06
      120
      200
      180
      She made it look like 10 times more complicated than it was.

  • @carlwilkerson9722
    @carlwilkerson9722 10 месяцев назад +2

    She stopped halfway through the year? "If it's right that far, it's probably fine."

  • @Harvey_Pekar
    @Harvey_Pekar 10 месяцев назад +13

    Kirsche is going to mess with her hard over this one, and I'll be there for that.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 месяцев назад +2

      I genuinely hope not. This is just upsetting.
      We need a Pippa GED Studying arc.

  • @LITTLEFOOT918
    @LITTLEFOOT918 10 месяцев назад +3

    To be fair, August feels like a month that doesnt exist.

  • @greatsage6317
    @greatsage6317 10 месяцев назад +10

    Our Peeba cannot count right but it's okay! She's still the mega idol!

  • @andyasbestos
    @andyasbestos 10 месяцев назад +3

    I can't get over that Pippa was apparently a MATH tutor at one point.
    This stream was quite the ride.

  • @hitnfgsbluntd1194
    @hitnfgsbluntd1194 10 месяцев назад +2

    🎶Pippa not smarter than a 5th grader🎶
    And this why "No child left behind" was BAD idea

  • @lolita_88
    @lolita_88 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Pippa never graduating. Nice strategy." lmaoooooo

  • @Monado6
    @Monado6 10 месяцев назад +4

    It's a wonderful life Clarence "He has the iq of a 🐇 "

  • @that1latinodude20
    @that1latinodude20 10 месяцев назад +3

    I ain't even gonna lie, I be answering shit wrong that I know too

  • @Youbuu2
    @Youbuu2 10 месяцев назад +3

    Her yt acting is next level

    • @rainman8534
      @rainman8534 10 месяцев назад

      Nah she’s just that stupid

  • @Crimson522
    @Crimson522 10 месяцев назад +18

    fun fact: Pippa is a high school drop out

    • @iandavidvillaloboswong5180
      @iandavidvillaloboswong5180 10 месяцев назад +8

      Watching this stream made me think she dropped out the first year of middle school

    • @Hollow_Tim
      @Hollow_Tim 10 месяцев назад +4

      You learn nothing valuable in high school anyway so that doesn’t mean anything

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 месяцев назад +1

      Had to take care of all those rabbit kittens she popped out at 16 like the good little breeder she is.

    • @lonelymascot
      @lonelymascot 10 месяцев назад +1

      fun fact, she went back later and completed it

  • @Angelo_August
    @Angelo_August 10 месяцев назад +2

    This just makes her even cuter lmao

  • @patchbeard
    @patchbeard 10 месяцев назад +3

    I was losing my fuckin mind when she was taking forever to figure out how many time 30 goes into 122

  • @capnminus
    @capnminus 10 месяцев назад +10

    nothing beats 7A+2B=18

  • @sethchamachama
    @sethchamachama 10 месяцев назад +3

    Even at spelling she got the math wrong... just pippa things

  • @enigmaodell6806
    @enigmaodell6806 10 месяцев назад +1

    if this isn’t a character she’s playing I’m glad she isn’t doing a dangerous or important job. But she can still bring something valuable by being silly online and brightening our day, and hopefully make a living.

  • @are3287
    @are3287 10 месяцев назад +2

    My favourite kind of tent

  • @acmenipponair
    @acmenipponair 10 месяцев назад +1

    That's why rabbits breed so much: They cannot count, they think they only have 10 children made this year but in reality it were already 20 :D

  • @orlandoknowz
    @orlandoknowz 3 месяца назад

    “Don’t quit your job”

  • @I_Stole_A_BTR-80
    @I_Stole_A_BTR-80 10 месяцев назад +1

    Glad to be born in the month of Ugust!

  • @Scott.E.H
    @Scott.E.H 3 месяца назад

    She even added the third N in the misspelling and forgot it...

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent100 10 месяцев назад +1

    The problem is that if you don't use it you lose it. You can be a perfect student in school but after 10-20 years, the atropine sets in.

  • @YummyNukes
    @YummyNukes 10 месяцев назад +4

    Environtment

  • @Rannos22
    @Rannos22 10 месяцев назад +2

    Surprised you didnt include the 122/30 but where she spent 40 minutes trying to remember how to write division only for the answer to just be s whole number

  • @myelling7773
    @myelling7773 10 месяцев назад +5

    ESL moment.

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 10 месяцев назад

    There were well over 5k live viewers watching for much of the stream

  • @solomonoftm
    @solomonoftm 10 месяцев назад +2

    The august one was intentional. The environment one was accidental. You can tell she really thought she was an idiot on the second one lol

  • @yabaiiforgotmypasswordagai727
    @yabaiiforgotmypasswordagai727 10 месяцев назад

    The added T in EnvironmTent LMAO

  • @Fru1tyy
    @Fru1tyy 10 месяцев назад

    Remember folks, she used to tutor math

  • @MelancholyZeitgeist
    @MelancholyZeitgeist 10 месяцев назад

    I watch this live and my forehead hurt bcz how much i facepalm when she picks a wrong answer.

  • @redmist6630
    @redmist6630 10 месяцев назад +1

    well that answers that

  • @Niggychan
    @Niggychan 10 месяцев назад +3

    It is not fair to compare Pippa to a 5th grader. We all know she hasn't passed 3rd grade.

  • @therollerlollerman
    @therollerlollerman 10 месяцев назад +1

    Truly harebrained

  • @AmericanMetalhead100
    @AmericanMetalhead100 10 месяцев назад +4

    Lets be real here. Its not like being a vtuber is indicative of intellect.

  • @romejanairo4926
    @romejanairo4926 10 месяцев назад +4

    Papakin sad

  • @VladTepesh409
    @VladTepesh409 10 месяцев назад +1

    No worries, they don't hold elementary school kids back.

  • @greedygreen8269
    @greedygreen8269 10 месяцев назад +1

    I will not judge, but i will still laugh

  • @shiki333
    @shiki333 10 месяцев назад +1

    01:01 IxiusMasaki clipped, be happy lol...
    well at least:
    . wasn't the whole stream
    .bonus question, how many p's inyour name?

  • @malcolm_in_the_middle
    @malcolm_in_the_middle 10 месяцев назад +4

    4:09 What the hell? PancreasNoWork watches Pippa?

    • @nurgle7797
      @nurgle7797 10 месяцев назад +1

      3:17 My man can stand the horrors of Warhammer, but not Pippa stream

    • @cuotsuyoi-6836
      @cuotsuyoi-6836 10 месяцев назад

      Holy shit, it's actually pancrea

  • @alphax-shroom6781
    @alphax-shroom6781 10 месяцев назад +1

    The Environment Question got me, cause I have literally never heard someone pronounce 2nd "N" Its always been Enviroment to me, and thats how I've spelled it.

  • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
    @melvinmerkelhopper5752 10 месяцев назад +62

    Thankfully intelligence in a woman is not a required trait.

  • @holystars3
    @holystars3 10 месяцев назад +1

    im questioning is she even smarter than a first grader missing really easy questions
    0:25 yea sure one pips you totally got that one lol

  • @Thanatos9029
    @Thanatos9029 10 месяцев назад

    AUUGUUUUUST

  • @purepurechan
    @purepurechan 10 месяцев назад

    it's ok Pippa, not everyone can make it past 2nd grade

  • @lightchaos4204
    @lightchaos4204 2 месяца назад

    That's so embarrassing 😂

  • @zanekudo8677
    @zanekudo8677 10 месяцев назад +2

    Lmao
    She can’t be this bad 😅

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 10 месяцев назад +9

    Did… did she just lose round 1?
    Edit: 🤦 she can’t count…

  • @recoverme5065
    @recoverme5065 10 месяцев назад +1

    How…? She even said the right amount of Ns and still got it wrong, even if her spelling is crap xD

  • @aloravenonklm
    @aloravenonklm 8 месяцев назад

    she not stupid she based

  • @Idolatry-pn6mn
    @Idolatry-pn6mn 10 месяцев назад

    Oh i was in this vid 😊

  • @s1os2s3
    @s1os2s3 10 месяцев назад +2

    I couldnt watch her stream to the end. I just couldnt not because it was not funny but because it is funny untill you realize she honestly did not know the answers.

  • @rhatala27
    @rhatala27 10 месяцев назад +3

    ESL

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 10 месяцев назад +4

    It's fine, no ned be smort. Look at pres bidetn.

  • @aidangame
    @aidangame 10 дней назад

    Huh Pippa forgot August meanwhile I repressed April (it's now one of my most hated months) funny how that works out.

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 10 месяцев назад

    2? before seeing the end of the clip I think it's two but I'm not entirely sure what the names are in english. In spanish though it would be 'agosto'/'abril' though.

  • @Tunkkis
    @Tunkkis 10 месяцев назад

    Peeba...

  • @Vejitatheouji
    @Vejitatheouji 10 месяцев назад

    I can't complain. She forgot August and I forgot April. So...

  • @gods472
    @gods472 10 месяцев назад

    😂😂

  • @dattebenforcer
    @dattebenforcer 9 месяцев назад

    or a 1st grader

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 10 месяцев назад

    Maybe it's a good thing she doesn't vote.

  • @rando6836
    @rando6836 10 месяцев назад

    How EMBARRASSING

  • @SzaraSzarancza
    @SzaraSzarancza 10 месяцев назад +3

    And the correct answer is, none. The months are: first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh, twelfth. None of these words start with 'a'.

  • @rinslittlesheepling1652
    @rinslittlesheepling1652 10 месяцев назад

    Woman moment

  • @Reflox1
    @Reflox1 10 месяцев назад +1

    Pippa pls English is my third language and I've done better

  • @halfblue2678
    @halfblue2678 10 месяцев назад

    Bro, she's American right? And she can't even spell environment? Think about that

  • @demonicspire1345
    @demonicspire1345 10 месяцев назад +2

    I hate to say it, but its not like its a coincidence he is a conservative, smarter = less chance of that.

    • @Frodudus
      @Frodudus 10 месяцев назад

      dude what

    • @therollerlollerman
      @therollerlollerman 10 месяцев назад

      Nah most vtubers are like this, because they spend all day vtubing and streaming brain rot content. Being “conservative” or “liberal” is unrelated

    • @duhotatoday3277
      @duhotatoday3277 10 месяцев назад +6

      Nice misgеndеring, Mr. Prоgressive

    • @demonicspire1345
      @demonicspire1345 10 месяцев назад

      @@Frodudus as intelligence increases, the statistical probability of that person being a conservative decreases.

    • @jakernaught
      @jakernaught 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@demonicspire1345 BS