The Living Tombstone - Dog of Wisdom Remix RED feat. Joe Gran

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @TomSka
    @TomSka 9 лет назад +13019

    That guitar playing tho.

  • @riibows
    @riibows 5 лет назад +5472

    Me: *stands up too fast*
    My whole body:

  • @SteamDude01
    @SteamDude01 5 лет назад +4481

    Blue: Im C O O L
    Red: *is the literal incarnation of crack*

    • @peracality7648
      @peracality7648 5 лет назад +123

      Red: satan summoning ritual

    • @SteamDude01
      @SteamDude01 5 лет назад +51

      @@peracality7648 :|D *wierd wisdom noises*

    • @poggersfish9180
      @poggersfish9180 4 года назад +42

      @@peracality7648 purple remix: a calm ass ritual

    • @BAT-ok5id
      @BAT-ok5id 4 года назад +7

      True

    • @scotish1996
      @scotish1996 4 года назад +19

      Wait
      Blue: **around slow**
      Red: **L I T E R A L L C R A C K O F T H E M U S I C**

  • @AmazingMinecraftGuy1
    @AmazingMinecraftGuy1 3 года назад +1546

    I'm still like 99% certain this is the best thing man has ever made.

  • @onebigmood9632
    @onebigmood9632 4 года назад +3487

    Blue: Ya like jazz?
    Red: Ya like crack?

  • @venomousorangez8168
    @venomousorangez8168 4 года назад +2872

    Me looking for my 'special' brownies:
    My little brother at school with his friends:

    • @sheppazii
      @sheppazii 4 года назад +80

      THIS IS UNDERRATED

    • @KingOfTheRoost
      @KingOfTheRoost 4 года назад +41

      Holy fuck. Underated comment one hundred percent

    • @wack1019
      @wack1019 4 года назад +24

      So fucking underrated he high af

    • @winglingdawn
      @winglingdawn 4 года назад +12

      drug brownies

    • @crystalboi-pg8np
      @crystalboi-pg8np 4 года назад +5

      I feel weird..........

  • @cyberclopsneko7451
    @cyberclopsneko7451 4 года назад +2006

    Blue version captions: *Have actual lyrics*
    Red version: “BAHABAHAHAHAB HABA”

    • @Vanadium5147
      @Vanadium5147 4 года назад +8

      BABHBABAAAABBABB

    • @gentlefox1013
      @gentlefox1013 4 года назад +6

      BAHAHABAGAHAHARAHAHAHABABAGAGAHAHAUDCDIRCSIDCEIVRIDVDFECUSGEEJEHDVVE

    • @ButtonXD
      @ButtonXD 4 года назад +8

      @@gentlefox1013 BAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAHAGAHGAHAAOAOAHGAHAGHAGHA?

    • @bieezie
      @bieezie 4 года назад +6

      BAHAHHAHAHAHSNANAGEAAA

    • @WreckingCritter
      @WreckingCritter 4 года назад +2

      BAHAHAHASAAUJAAJJHAAJHGHAHAAHHAHGAHAHAHHAAJAHGAUHAHAHAAHGAUTAGAHAJAGAAJAHAUAIAGAUAYAYAIJAGAGAYAFAHAYDAGAJSHDGJAHAGAHSGAHJAHAHAJSGAJGSJGAHHA

  • @Apollo-ze6zs
    @Apollo-ze6zs 3 года назад +219

    To the man who put subtitles, you are a legend

  • @zenixled151
    @zenixled151 4 года назад +1378

    Regular: If the ball does not fit in your mouth, it is not yours
    Blue: stay in school
    Red: *beeschurger*

    • @zom_tyt7382
      @zom_tyt7382 4 года назад +12

      School is cancelled... For now.

    • @joepiramide1796
      @joepiramide1796 4 года назад +1

      @Jacob Oshana Uig Iungus

    • @asrieldremur2905
      @asrieldremur2905 4 года назад +10

      Anime opening: 0:00
      Anime ending: 2:32

    • @runikx9294
      @runikx9294 4 года назад +5

      The captions have colors?

    • @rando_m2030
      @rando_m2030 4 года назад +3

      translation: *bah gah bah gah bah* translated again: *beeschurger*

  • @hollowpilot
    @hollowpilot 5 лет назад +2132

    I watched the blue one.
    i watched this one.
    i prefer this wisdom

    • @ZekSanchez
      @ZekSanchez 5 лет назад +85

      Both are *good wisdoms.*

    • @ZekSanchez
      @ZekSanchez 5 лет назад +6

      @lazy heat up yeaah ikr

    • @tristanstephens2290
      @tristanstephens2290 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah same

    • @TUM_Toons
      @TUM_Toons 5 лет назад +3

      @lazy heat up yeaah STAHP SHOUTN A'M NAPP'N

    • @reesiescup
      @reesiescup 5 лет назад +6

      I like the other wisdom, though this one is a lot more...
      BA

  • @MAHMatthew
    @MAHMatthew 7 лет назад +1054

    Dog of wisdom: this is your brain on drugs.
    Dog of wisdom blue: this is your brain on hardcore drugs.
    Dog of wisdom red: this is your brain in... what did you take this time?

    • @MAHMatthew
      @MAHMatthew 7 лет назад +21

      pupshapup the 3rd dogs took you.

    • @ChrisNinjaEagle
      @ChrisNinjaEagle 7 лет назад +29

      I took 5 gum.
      S T I M U L A T E

    • @minthan8860
      @minthan8860 7 лет назад +5

      nekithoo I took Grif's mushrooms.

    • @burnedsock
      @burnedsock 7 лет назад +8

      Literally every single type

    • @Lgs260495
      @Lgs260495 7 лет назад +6

      *EVERYTHING*

  • @shaunwarren6474
    @shaunwarren6474 2 года назад +101

    This is great. To me it feels like the red is unveiling something dark underneath the blue version. Absolute masterpeice

  • @KnowledgeJumbo
    @KnowledgeJumbo 4 года назад +1598

    My Therapist: "Each Dream Has A Meaning"
    My Dreams:

    • @bigenemy000
      @bigenemy000 4 года назад +42

      Probably your dreams tells you about your whole life in one night lmao

    • @LunaExpiX
      @LunaExpiX 4 года назад +7

      True

    • @ManGuy327
      @ManGuy327 4 года назад +15

      1:20 in a nutshell

    • @lookatel3658
      @lookatel3658 4 года назад +2

      @Rasmus Emil Rattanamungkut Seitzberg How is his grammar terrible?

    • @lookatel3658
      @lookatel3658 3 года назад

      @Rasmus Emil Rattanamungkut Seitzberg bruh

  • @JadenOP
    @JadenOP 4 года назад +1946

    Blue: WOW heaven looks soooo beautiful
    Red: your free trial of heaven is over

    • @ridenberg
      @ridenberg 4 года назад +17

      of *l i f e*

    • @ISTAREINURSOL
      @ISTAREINURSOL 4 года назад +19

      No I think this is heaven

    • @darkworks7282
      @darkworks7282 4 года назад +5

      This is the opposite of heaven

    • @carmenpopescu1284
      @carmenpopescu1284 4 года назад +9

      ~angry gay priest noises~

    • @M4ximumCheese
      @M4ximumCheese 4 года назад +2

      Now your in cheese land. What do mean? Its totally not hell its cheese land/galaxy

  • @brentsnocomgaming7813
    @brentsnocomgaming7813 6 лет назад +902

    When you accidentally put drugs in the dog food.

  • @Asrielito34uwu
    @Asrielito34uwu 2 года назад +190

    Today after 5 years and 11 months after this video was released, I returned to listen to this jewel and remember a great piece of the puzzle that makes up one of the best stages of my childhood with my sister...

  • @Ridesomware
    @Ridesomware 4 года назад +531

    The dog of wisdom: how many mushrooms did we eat?
    Dog: *Y E S*

  • @clqude
    @clqude 5 лет назад +490

    *When you eat the wrong brownies*
    *at the party*

  • @MysticMelody124
    @MysticMelody124 5 лет назад +766

    Dog Of Wisdom: It takes a weird mind to make this.
    Blue Remix: You have to be on drugs.
    Red Remix: I didn't think drugs were this powerful.

    • @ZekSanchez
      @ZekSanchez 5 лет назад +16

      This is what it feels like to chew 14 gum. BAKATABATA!

    • @Voidmoth1
      @Voidmoth1 5 лет назад +9

      me: *laughs in not taking drugs but just thought of a version where they go underground*

    • @ZekSanchez
      @ZekSanchez 5 лет назад +4

      @@Voidmoth1 I am confusion

    • @idk-xo1jf
      @idk-xo1jf 4 года назад

      very much true fr the red remix

  • @brysontheelite5496
    @brysontheelite5496 2 года назад +130

    Blue: youre taking a lovely ride through nature
    Red: you broke the timeline and now everything is completely messed up

    • @MuItimonster
      @MuItimonster 5 месяцев назад

      Yes.

    • @MariaSantos-uo3pb
      @MariaSantos-uo3pb Месяц назад

      Reminds me of that one Mr. Peabody and Sherman tiktok story where they end up outside of time itself

  • @Emma.V.Rose.
    @Emma.V.Rose. 4 года назад +601

    Me: Hits side on table
    My entire nervous system:

  • @NotoriousTitan
    @NotoriousTitan 9 лет назад +413

    That's a hardcore wisdom.

    • @floweytheflower4106
      @floweytheflower4106 9 лет назад +1

      Yeah, NO SHIT

    • @iisadragon
      @iisadragon 9 лет назад

      Pretty fucking hardcore if you ask me

    • @captinemma9732
      @captinemma9732 9 лет назад

      +Notorious Titan Productions soooo true..gawd if we liked the first one u dont have to do a full hard core :0 but the guitar and the whistle parts are pretty good but NUUU PLEASE UR KILLIN ME

    • @winstonsanders4041
      @winstonsanders4041 9 лет назад

      +iisadragon yup definitely dubstep

    • @bennbl
      @bennbl 7 лет назад +2

      i have a wisdom: If your ball cant fit on your mouth its not yours. (Get the reference?)

  • @torico7022
    @torico7022 3 года назад +64

    The lyrics are just life changing

  • @lilrachel6
    @lilrachel6 5 лет назад +287

    I haven't slept in 72 hours and I'm not sure how I got here but I never wanna come back.

    • @R00t_Jail
      @R00t_Jail 5 лет назад +13

      How is your day like?

    • @thescughive
      @thescughive 5 лет назад +14

      Technically you are clinically insane

    • @theminuskai7453
      @theminuskai7453 4 года назад +12

      You are legaly kinda insane, this is not a joke

    • @Dingus-69420
      @Dingus-69420 4 года назад +5

      You good?

    • @munyasv
      @munyasv 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha I’m in the same boat. It’s 2am

  • @jadestufftherat
    @jadestufftherat 4 года назад +1830

    The best part about this is that the captions are wisdomly accurate.

  • @spiritcorvid
    @spiritcorvid 4 года назад +275

    Blue Version Lyrics: Make Sense
    Red Version Lyrics: SeIzuRe

    • @FurretAnimationsIsEpic
      @FurretAnimationsIsEpic 4 года назад +1

      $e1zURE

    • @DatboiYugo
      @DatboiYugo 4 года назад

      Its almost the same lyrics as the American English lyrics

    • @LocalCityDuck
      @LocalCityDuck 4 года назад +1

      Blue: "I don't wanna go to jail"
      Red: goes full scitzo

  • @Am_Despair
    @Am_Despair 3 года назад +56

    I genuinely believe that this is one of the best things mankind has ever made.

  • @rsodrealm
    @rsodrealm 4 года назад +560

    Subtitles in blue version: acutally english
    Subtitles in red version: *person smacking his head against a keyboard*

  • @theemeraldfox2036
    @theemeraldfox2036 4 года назад +1573

    *”I am the dog of wisdom, red version.”*
    “What is your wisdom?”
    *”HBCXBDBHFFNHCFDJWJKXSJNJCFN”*
    ........
    “That’s a good wisdom.”

    • @MythOverseer
      @MythOverseer 4 года назад +10

      BAH HABA BABHAHBHABHAHBAHBHADHBHABHBHAHBA

    • @phuonglu1332
      @phuonglu1332 4 года назад +1

      igabahbhaba(bhabhabaabbabbabbbahabbhahbahbahbahbahaubh

    • @phuonglu1332
      @phuonglu1332 4 года назад +1

      HBAHBAHBA(AHABHBAHABHABHABHHABHABHBAHBAHBAHABHABHABHABHABAHBAHBAHABHABHABANBAHBAHBAHBABABHABHABAHBAHBABHA

    • @wandamendez2946
      @wandamendez2946 4 года назад +1

      Hhbbbhbhbhbbbbhbbbbbbh h j j j

    • @markermanbfdi
      @markermanbfdi 4 года назад +4

      *that's a good wisdom*

  • @josephsenn3290
    @josephsenn3290 4 года назад +545

    Blue: *tells story about doggos*
    Red: YA LIKE DAT BASE DROP

  • @melissa9734
    @melissa9734 Год назад +39

    Here after the newest dog of wisdom video and this remix is still 10/10

  • @zexal8505
    @zexal8505 8 лет назад +193

    1:20
    If the guitar is too big for your paws, stretch your arms.

    • @lordkikoho3447
      @lordkikoho3447 7 лет назад +12

      Pokeypug That's good wisdom

    • @Anseelz
      @Anseelz 7 лет назад +6

      I also know a few knock knock jokes

    • @tcs15
      @tcs15 7 лет назад +4

      Knock Knock

    • @deprecatedchannel3877
      @deprecatedchannel3877 7 лет назад +4

      Felipe TM #DogeARMY who's there

    • @tcs15
      @tcs15 7 лет назад +4

      Ball

  • @oldaccountownedbydarnocz-i2935
    @oldaccountownedbydarnocz-i2935 6 лет назад +1472

    What it feels to chew *two 5 gums at the same time*

    • @Bored-gz3qn
      @Bored-gz3qn 6 лет назад +39

      DannoDarnocz What it feels like to chew 10 gum...

    • @FeargeyAncientFeatheredOne
      @FeargeyAncientFeatheredOne 6 лет назад +35

      @@Bored-gz3qn What it feels like to get chewed by 10 gum...

    • @chasetruth59
      @chasetruth59 6 лет назад +8

      DannoDarnocz nobody’s ever done that before

    • @danielthewalrus420
      @danielthewalrus420 6 лет назад +14

      *HoW it fEeLS tO CheW 125 GUmS at THe SaME tiMe*

    • @Bored-gz3qn
      @Bored-gz3qn 6 лет назад +6

      Here comes the "How many pieces of gum can you chew" challenge with 5 gum...

  • @clockwisewonky1736
    @clockwisewonky1736 7 лет назад +443

    Normal: Wha.......
    Blue: Anime Intro
    Red: DRUGS ON STEROIDS THAT ARE ON DRUGS

    • @applechild2606
      @applechild2606 7 лет назад +7

      Red: Spin off of the Blue anime intro.

    • @AT96123
      @AT96123 7 лет назад +1

      Portal D0ge drugs can't be on drugs

    • @clockwisewonky1736
      @clockwisewonky1736 7 лет назад +7

      Yas it can if you increase the alcohol level :3

    • @kr.ch.n
      @kr.ch.n 7 лет назад +1

      but steroids can >:3

    • @kr.ch.n
      @kr.ch.n 7 лет назад +4

      Purple: Anime intro on steroids that are on drugs

  • @puprallgaming4947
    @puprallgaming4947 3 года назад +99

    This video gave me so much freaking nostalgia rewatching this, I remember as a kid I would watch this so many times

  • @MilkbeesAJC
    @MilkbeesAJC 7 лет назад +589

    When you accidentally take a 3rd vitamin gummy but you didn't know it was there cause it was stuck to your 2nd vitamin gummy.

    • @laashcraft8107
      @laashcraft8107 7 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @luckyrafelael
      @luckyrafelael 7 лет назад +1

      Starboy The Smol Munchkin oh xD

    • @privateger
      @privateger 7 лет назад +4

      Nyan The Gamer Can you stop commenting this under every comment and get a life please?

    • @privateger
      @privateger 7 лет назад +1

      Nyan The Gamer Understandable

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 7 лет назад +1

      Nyan The Gamer well if you want to be him just remember your career will be ruined by a guy wearing an alien costume that says that they are gay so watch out for that I guess good luck on your quest also it was a good joke too

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 6 лет назад +1032

    This is a good wisdom

    • @greezybreezy7699
      @greezybreezy7699 6 лет назад +7

      Ba ba ba ba baaaa

    • @shrimy6491
      @shrimy6491 6 лет назад +3

      Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa

    • @blurengo
      @blurengo 6 лет назад +6

      the wisdom is a rave seizure

    • @Archaic789
      @Archaic789 6 лет назад +3

      If a ball is to big for your mouth is not yours 🐶

    • @eggi1556
      @eggi1556 6 лет назад +3

      Can you tell some good knock knock jokes?

  • @alfieboi4764
    @alfieboi4764 7 лет назад +521

    When you drink orange juice after you brush your teeth.

    • @surfspooky
      @surfspooky 7 лет назад

      That's horrible! xD No this video is me when I eat Fundip

    • @voxsouls
      @voxsouls 7 лет назад

      I said the same thing xD

    • @ChristosGoulios
      @ChristosGoulios 7 лет назад

      Alfie Rees true

    • @firebro9569
      @firebro9569 7 лет назад +8

      when you drink your brush after orange juice teeth

    • @vainerre
      @vainerre 7 лет назад +17

      when you juice your teeth after brushing your orange

  • @rainbownecro7017
    @rainbownecro7017 2 года назад +19

    The Red/Blue covers were one of my favourite remixes TLT did god I miss those days so glad I can relive them by watching the covers

  • @creeperhunterD
    @creeperhunterD 8 лет назад +7644

    Remember kids, don't do vegetables, stay in drugs, and eat your school.

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 7 лет назад +1247

    Me: "These edibles ain't shit."
    *20 minutes later:* 1:20

  • @nesrenhejab7746
    @nesrenhejab7746 5 лет назад +391

    In the blue version the planet is a tennis ball and in the red version it is a spiky chew ball

  • @julianemery718
    @julianemery718 Год назад +22

    Man... 7 years later and this is still awesome!

  • @JoshThePinkGump
    @JoshThePinkGump 7 лет назад +1207

    Remember kids, if the drugs make you too high, they're not yours.

    • @shaneaallenn537
      @shaneaallenn537 7 лет назад +67

      thats some good wisdom you got there

    • @rwiceball7
      @rwiceball7 7 лет назад +42

      That's some good drugs you got there.

    • @jeepercreepers9
      @jeepercreepers9 7 лет назад +39

      That's a good wisdom

    • @kukrireal
      @kukrireal 7 лет назад +25

      Joshua Rocha if your shorter than your wife u can't marry her

    • @IPikeLancakes
      @IPikeLancakes 7 лет назад +23

      That's a good wisdom.

  • @dogesmoker5241
    @dogesmoker5241 5 лет назад +340

    When you snort the Baking Powder in your Grandpa's Drawer
    Edit: When you snort (11 months after original comment)

    • @ancientpear6780
      @ancientpear6780 5 лет назад +23

      When you snort your grandpa

    • @ThatBoi-yp9ce
      @ThatBoi-yp9ce 5 лет назад +8

      OH YEAH GRAMPS NO QONDER WHY YOU HIDE THIS FROM GRANDA ITS SOOOOOOO *falls face first*

    • @girlykyuu1185
      @girlykyuu1185 5 лет назад +2

      @@ThatBoi-yp9ce fuck you

    • @Undead_Astronaut115
      @Undead_Astronaut115 5 лет назад +9

      When you snort grandpa's ashes

    • @ThatBoi-yp9ce
      @ThatBoi-yp9ce 5 лет назад +2

      Kosei The Google Plus User ur welcome

  • @vorchitect
    @vorchitect 7 лет назад +107

    If the ball is too big for your mouth
    It's probably one of mine

  • @Bair_Rest
    @Bair_Rest 5 месяцев назад +2

    Since TLT released this track I’ve found myself coming back every once and a while to listen to the guitar riff at 1:20. The whole reggae-type snippet is such a standout from the usual sound he’s known for but still great to listen to.

  • @baconga_
    @baconga_ 9 лет назад +114

    Called it. Blue mix=Chill Red mix=Insane

    • @lolsmilesxd7075
      @lolsmilesxd7075 9 лет назад +1

      Game theory 😂😂😂

    • @AppLHD
      @AppLHD 9 лет назад +2

      +baconga1 he posted a comment on twitter about it xD

    • @baconga_
      @baconga_ 9 лет назад

      TheRealApp
      Don't follow him on twitter whoops

    • @AppLHD
      @AppLHD 9 лет назад

      baconga1 Ah its k
      most people guessed

    • @NightshadeBlacknife
      @NightshadeBlacknife 9 лет назад +24

      Blue = Chill
      Red = TheLivingTombstone

  • @DrCrok
    @DrCrok 6 лет назад +582

    RUclips in 2005: a guy at a zoo
    RUclips in 2018:

  • @hockeyfan2309
    @hockeyfan2309 6 лет назад +410

    When you mix your vitamins with vitamin water

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8747
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon8747 3 года назад +78

    Red : *Exists*
    Literally everyone:
    Is this Crack?

  • @count2042
    @count2042 5 лет назад +537

    Video: Acid
    Music: Crack
    Captions: All of the above

  • @malox1735
    @malox1735 4 года назад +216

    therapist: wisdom dog playing guittar don't exist, he can't hurt you.
    Wisdom dog : 1:21

    • @lalien_lalien
      @lalien_lalien 3 года назад +2

      In fact, he still can't hurt you

    • @IndiKot
      @IndiKot Год назад

      ​@@lalien_lalien he did bonk me with guitar...

  • @Salt.1677
    @Salt.1677 7 лет назад +280

    "The perfect dog doesn't exi---

  • @AshGD2
    @AshGD2 Год назад +6

    Thanks for the subtitles, I picked up on things I wouldnt be able to if I didnt use then

  • @theveryoriginalgamer532
    @theveryoriginalgamer532 4 года назад +401

    Blue: Animal crossing new horizons
    Red: *DOOM ETERNAL*

    • @e4rlygames
      @e4rlygames 4 года назад +4

      hey, what's charmx doing in that pfp?

    • @theveryoriginalgamer532
      @theveryoriginalgamer532 4 года назад +2

      E4rlyGames it’s from a ytp I came across one night, I’m probably change it at some point.

    • @ridenberg
      @ridenberg 4 года назад +1

      underrated af

    • @42LMS
      @42LMS 4 года назад +2

      Oi Doppio profile picture guy

    • @gdemerald581
      @gdemerald581 4 года назад

      What, those are the game.

  • @msvoy
    @msvoy 5 лет назад +542

    Me: Oh there is subtitles in the remix? So coo-
    The subtitles: AH. AHAH.. APLFAHABAHA. HAPPLFAHAHAHOHAHEHAAOHAHEBAHAHOHA

    • @amir3508
      @amir3508 4 года назад

      Trolololol...

    • @odnorando8684
      @odnorando8684 4 года назад +13

      At 2:17 it says “So you want subtitles, eh? well here you go.”

    • @crxziar
      @crxziar 4 года назад

      The BetsQ .

    • @aang4535
      @aang4535 4 года назад +1

      You forgot the BAHA BAHA ABBABBAB HAHAHBABABBABAHABABHAHABA BGEHAHABBABAHAHBABAHBABBBAHAHBA

    • @lil.monsterbby4185
      @lil.monsterbby4185 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHDGSGAGAGAHSHSHSGWBBABAAAH?

  • @plastic8101
    @plastic8101 5 лет назад +813

    Me: The blue version has actual captions and a storyline
    Me: I wonder if this one does too
    Me: Turns on captions
    *I like these captions better*

  • @cutespider7
    @cutespider7 4 года назад +69

    Been loving this song so much since forever I mean since it's out. Love that work I cannot get enough of it. When I want to feel the BEAT + a great guitar solo I can only think about the wisdom tooth dog red version by TheLivingTombstone. ❤️❤️ Love from France dude

    • @lemoncoughdrop
      @lemoncoughdrop 3 года назад +1

      fax been like 3 years i've been listening to this

  • @KnowledgeJumbo
    @KnowledgeJumbo 4 года назад +650

    Me: Hits My Funny Bone On A Table
    My Entire Nervous System:

  • @justinecourtneysgavel89
    @justinecourtneysgavel89 6 лет назад +222

    drugs were taken, mistakes were made

    • @lonkthestronk
      @lonkthestronk 5 лет назад +15

      Drugs were made, mistakes were taken.

    • @webbma1
      @webbma1 5 лет назад

      How do you know what it’s like to be on drugs

    • @alanhasmemes
      @alanhasmemes 5 лет назад

      by taking drugs

    • @randomdemonluna6805
      @randomdemonluna6805 5 лет назад +1

      That's not even half of it
      Try 2x

  • @motodamu4434
    @motodamu4434 9 лет назад +445

    If the ball is too big for your mouth. Its not yours.

    • @motodamu4434
      @motodamu4434 9 лет назад +9

      Its mine

    • @ronnoc5278
      @ronnoc5278 9 лет назад +12

      Knock Knock
      Who's There
      Ball
      Ball Who?
      Balleve me im walking on air...

    • @radyslaw4014
      @radyslaw4014 9 лет назад +3

      +Connor S. BALL-eve me or not, I'm walking on air*

    • @atra.
      @atra. 9 лет назад +2

      +Connor S. I never thought I could feel so free- eee-eee! HAHAHAH! 😂😂

    • @minecraftprouductions2retr244
      @minecraftprouductions2retr244 9 лет назад +1

      I also know a few knock knock jokes knock knock

  • @YourCasualGargantuanLeviathan
    @YourCasualGargantuanLeviathan 2 месяца назад +1

    I keep forgetting how sheerly bizzare this is and I feel like that's an understatement. Especially after the dog of wisdom starts shreding it.

  • @Jammedlord
    @Jammedlord 4 года назад +344

    So considering version blue's lyrics I'm pretty sure they overdosed after they thought they were gonna get arrested

    • @torchy9030
      @torchy9030 3 года назад +10

      That's some good observation it actually might be true

    • @TheAterron
      @TheAterron 3 года назад +2

      @Gearbot Bro stop banning from servers.

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 3 года назад

      @@TheAterron ?????

    • @GetHypedandShocked
      @GetHypedandShocked 2 года назад

      That's a good wisdom

  • @Jackikins
    @Jackikins 9 лет назад +296

    I must say that between red or blue...
    Red is winning so far in my mind
    Blue = Chilled remix
    Red = HOLY SHIT IM ON LSD AGAIN!!!! IM TRIPPIN' BALLZ!!!!

    • @YotaXP
      @YotaXP 9 лет назад +4

      +Jackikins The Red version was better than I expected, but the Blue version will be in my heart (and stuck in my head) until the end of time. Ba

    • @SquareIsNotCool
      @SquareIsNotCool 9 лет назад

      +Jackikins cant be more prezise

    • @Tarini1993
      @Tarini1993 9 лет назад

      +Jackikins In my opinion: Blue is better

    • @yourstruly2228
      @yourstruly2228 9 лет назад

      Red > Charlie Sheen
      Get it? GEEEET IIIIIIT?!?!

    • @ParadoxMage
      @ParadoxMage 9 лет назад

      +Jackikins I thought that they were both good, but blue was a bit better.

  • @ThatTwo
    @ThatTwo 7 лет назад +763

    when you take two cough drops instead of one 1:45

  • @Games10GD
    @Games10GD 3 месяца назад +2

    the subtitles help a immense amount. *epic drop* *sick doggy solo with drugged arms* *epic drop v2*

  • @siegebroken
    @siegebroken 7 лет назад +234

    When your teacher gives you no summer homework

    • @MariusGillette
      @MariusGillette 7 лет назад +4

      Hexagonical :P does it actually exist after primary fucking school ?

    • @audreybush3960
      @audreybush3960 7 лет назад +1

      SuperSharky Yes

    • @MariusGillette
      @MariusGillette 7 лет назад +2

      damn

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 7 лет назад +1

      Hexagonical :P so when she gives you no summer homework you take lots of fuckin drugs

    • @Luxicar
      @Luxicar 7 лет назад

      This comment is very relatable my fellow kids.

  • @max4furious
    @max4furious 7 лет назад +508

    *WHEN YOUR PIZZA ROLLS ARE DONE*

  • @ShmoneyScott08
    @ShmoneyScott08 7 лет назад +97

    Top ten anime intros

  • @libsh5684
    @libsh5684 5 месяцев назад +3

    Blue is where you snorted a pound of crack
    Red is where you snorted 20 pounds of crack then time travelled to the past to steal those twenty pounds from your past self so you could snort it to snort a total of 40 but this caused a time loop since you never had the crack so you never snorted any crack nor did your future self be able to steal it then but that also means you did have the crack and so it creates an infinite time loop resulting in you having snorted an Absolute Infinite amount of crack but since no single point in time can contain absolute infinity it breaks reality and made it so the absolute infinite crack is spread across the entire timeline causing the fabric of reality itself to be drugged and thus you have destroyed the concept of space time while also having the effects of absolute infinite crack being snorted.

  • @peeplocilo9018
    @peeplocilo9018 4 года назад +497

    This is almost exactly what it looks like when I rub my eyes too hard

  • @havesomepi3800
    @havesomepi3800 7 лет назад +415

    When she says you are a good boy.

    • @wifomifo5357
      @wifomifo5357 7 лет назад +1

      Photo Negative Mokey HI MOKEY

    • @havesomepi3800
      @havesomepi3800 7 лет назад

      Hi.

    • @wifomifo5357
      @wifomifo5357 7 лет назад

      Photo Negative Mokey are you secretly sr pelo

    • @havesomepi3800
      @havesomepi3800 7 лет назад

      Nah, this name is a long running gag between my friends.

    • @wifomifo5357
      @wifomifo5357 7 лет назад

      Photo Negative Mokey Seems reasonable

  • @irajedcoyote7171
    @irajedcoyote7171 7 лет назад +191

    How it feels to chew a chew ball?

  • @dominicrios7331
    @dominicrios7331 2 года назад +5

    Blue: the teacher assigns a project thats due October 20th
    Red: *its October 19th and you havent started it*

  • @gricelmaitefischer4140
    @gricelmaitefischer4140 5 лет назад +97

    Me:hey what is this?
    The Living tombstone:DRUGS

  • @novAbsolute
    @novAbsolute 7 лет назад +459

    When the vitamin gummies kick in.

  • @TeaIngyer
    @TeaIngyer 9 лет назад +190

    This is what Joe sees when he closes his eyes.

    • @tobykind8659
      @tobykind8659 9 лет назад

      I'd like that

    • @mr.metalmouth3957
      @mr.metalmouth3957 9 лет назад

      that would be amazing

    • @cacteyes9432
      @cacteyes9432 9 лет назад

      IMAGINATION

    • @kittehfaux7159
      @kittehfaux7159 9 лет назад

      +The Dog of Wisdom While you in Hell or going to it.

    • @T--xo2uq
      @T--xo2uq 9 лет назад

      +MarklenIngyer
      what if you where watching a music video and buffering + stuttering gave you a perfect remix?

  • @Wintertheicewing
    @Wintertheicewing 8 месяцев назад +4

    0:15 this made me tear up at the beautiful words

  • @thechernobylrunner2917
    @thechernobylrunner2917 4 года назад +135

    Dog: what was in my coffee
    The dog of wisdom: 1000 tabs of LSD.

  • @eviljellyspook9548
    @eviljellyspook9548 4 года назад +67

    The person who did the subtitles discovered dog language
    HAH. AHA. HABAHAHHABALAHHA

  • @DyperX
    @DyperX 4 года назад +111

    3:00 AM:
    my eyes: zzz
    my arms: zzz
    my legs: zzz
    my body: zzz
    my neighbor: 0:03

  • @JohnDoe-zh4li
    @JohnDoe-zh4li 7 лет назад +385

    *Clicks*
    Me before seeing: This should be good.
    Me after seeing: Please tell me who your drug dealer is.

    • @DaLobsta76
      @DaLobsta76 7 лет назад

      Same.

    • @tacocat9654
      @tacocat9654 7 лет назад +1

      Me before seeing: I usually like the red versions better.
      Me after seeing: Where did I put that eye-bleach?

    • @snowman2989
      @snowman2989 6 лет назад

      6 spaggheti with somebody tocha a ma spaghett

    • @mushroomtip9331
      @mushroomtip9331 6 лет назад

      Wings of Lord wait so did i

  • @yallbehecks6991
    @yallbehecks6991 4 года назад +133

    I love the lyrics to this video. It’s like they’re actually speaking to me on a spiritual level.

    • @IndiKot
      @IndiKot Год назад +1

      Its Me, sitting, doing nothing and I wanna scream loud because war thunder happened again:

  • @popjumpy
    @popjumpy 4 года назад +94

    my parents: *arguing over where dad's pills are*
    me in my room with some candy I found:

  • @Chaosreturnsdead
    @Chaosreturnsdead 6 месяцев назад +4

    It’s been 8 years damn I wish we could go back to the good days

  • @quinnard4038
    @quinnard4038 4 года назад +161

    1:19 Thats about how it looks when a professional plays a guitar.

  • @benula2093
    @benula2093 6 лет назад +328

    I want to know how long this took to render...

    • @leonardoaiorosjimenez1863
      @leonardoaiorosjimenez1863 5 лет назад +23

      It took dog hours to render

    • @edoardoferraris2798
      @edoardoferraris2798 5 лет назад +1

      Why?

    • @khazhusky
      @khazhusky 5 лет назад +4

      It looks to be just taking clips of the original video and compositing them. It's all 2D composites.

    • @ablixaxd4123
      @ablixaxd4123 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe 3 days

    • @thatonecommenter7169
      @thatonecommenter7169 5 лет назад +1

      Too.
      Too long.
      Just as this reply took too long to be written.
      But i don't mind.
      Fucking blue version been playing on my head on repeat for way too long.
      Now watching this after allnighter.
      Not a good idea.

  • @keo9644
    @keo9644 6 лет назад +526

    these were not simple mushrooms

  • @JohnnyDeere
    @JohnnyDeere 3 года назад +4

    Blue: has a story
    Red: *(insert angry techno music here)*

  • @secretinvitation8763
    @secretinvitation8763 7 лет назад +84

    2:24
    When you're too drunk to even speak properly

  • @elisabetaeden
    @elisabetaeden 7 лет назад +139

    1:19 when you look at your dog and there is a guitar right beside your dog and your high on drugs

    • @lecringespy5906
      @lecringespy5906 7 лет назад +5

      Beverlee Pereski I was dieing!😂

    • @elisabetaeden
      @elisabetaeden 7 лет назад +4

      Legend 27 ikr? XDDDDD

    • @kiba9755
      @kiba9755 7 лет назад +3

      Le Cringe Spy dying*

    • @dirt2906
      @dirt2906 7 лет назад +2

      i had no idea you could play guitar,Rex!

  • @faible3508
    @faible3508 7 лет назад +578

    A dog's mind When their owner gives them human food.

  • @Originabl
    @Originabl 3 года назад +17

    Remarkable pionts
    0:01 you know its a good song when it starts with "HAGA,BAGA,AGA,jaga,laga
    0:06 pepper: barks
    Also pepper: has seizure
    0:17 why is the background like a romantic background
    0:43 CRACK AND ECSTASY YAYYYYY!!!!!
    0:49 when they rotate, their heads bang against each other, so their basically cracking their skulls on each others forehead 🤣
    1:21 two step tutorial guide for using the guitar, so kids first crush your wrists and second, do the slenderman
    1:46 HANDSY BOY !!!!!!!
    1:59 pepper: parties
    Dog of wisdom"S": screams terrifically
    2:01 THE "SNAKE" OF WISDOM "TEETH"
    2:12 .............
    WHERE DID HE GET A GOLDEN HELICOPTER!!!!!!!
    2:18 pianoing 101
    2:27 moon goes from moon to tennis ball to rubber ball

    • @sonic176yt7
      @sonic176yt7 Год назад

      His name isn't pepper, it's the dog

  • @elliliski5143
    @elliliski5143 8 лет назад +362

    1:20 when you go to the guitar lesson high

  • @soriyadelopez5450
    @soriyadelopez5450 7 лет назад +1518

    When you've been eating to much dog food

  • @melee_fox4954
    @melee_fox4954 5 лет назад +125

    *TAS Speedruns in 3019 be like:* 0:42

  • @YangBluey-In
    @YangBluey-In 9 месяцев назад +2

    Blue: Actually tells a story through the lyrics
    Red: HABABAFAKADAFAFARADADEKAKADABA

  • @laylakhalid3501
    @laylakhalid3501 7 лет назад +260

    What really happens when you step on a lego

    • @noratorres7808
      @noratorres7808 7 лет назад +4

      Spooper The parasite Agree

    • @aidanswiftofficial
      @aidanswiftofficial 7 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @900bpm
      @900bpm 7 лет назад

      This. 1:46.

    •  7 лет назад

      Spooper The parasite
      You just slipp and theres a lot of pain

    • @Mellie1013
      @Mellie1013 7 лет назад

      Many LEGO’s

  • @_T048
    @_T048 4 года назад +157

    is it bad that I still think 0:41 is one of the best/hardest bass drops I’ve ever heard to this day? I’ve heard few that have topped this, if any at all to be honest.
    the wisdom is that of a ball in which may never fit in my mouth.