Lesbians Get Long Nails For The First Time

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @beac1798
    @beac1798 6 лет назад +2495

    friend: hey jasmine u wanna come get your nails done?
    Jasmine: iM a fUcKeN LEsbIAn

  • @aebeeceeonetwothree1377
    @aebeeceeonetwothree1377 5 лет назад +267

    When I first read the title: Why the *lesbians* though?
    Me after thinking about it for a few seconds: *omfg*

  • @adriannahavens357
    @adriannahavens357 6 лет назад +165

    You can use a spoon to open a can.
    Your welcome

    • @roobk17
      @roobk17 5 лет назад +3

      You are**

    • @roobk17
      @roobk17 5 лет назад

      @@laylatf how exactly is that incorrect?

    • @laylatf
      @laylatf 5 лет назад

      @@roobk17 i was confused with something else. oops sorry

    • @luciape5174
      @luciape5174 4 года назад +3

      I use a knife

    • @soangelyk
      @soangelyk 3 года назад

      Or a quarter thats what I use.

  • @cuteelephanto9062
    @cuteelephanto9062 5 лет назад +1

    0:43 When my friends are offensive I'll just say this and they'll be quiet

  • @athleticviolinist2479
    @athleticviolinist2479 5 лет назад +2

    But is it H💿L💿?! Oof where’s the H💿L💿?? Cristine would be offended 😂

    • @aligray9202
      @aligray9202 5 лет назад

      Athletic Violinist OK WE GET IT

  • @savannahgibson2152
    @savannahgibson2152 6 лет назад +5117

    WAIT SHE *FREEHANDED* THOSE LETTERS?!

    • @geeb00owo82
      @geeb00owo82 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah ._.

    • @user-hf5po9yb2m
      @user-hf5po9yb2m 5 лет назад +147

      @simplynailogical is quaking

    • @geeb00owo82
      @geeb00owo82 5 лет назад +7

      @@user-hf5po9yb2m XD

    • @Onyx-sl5fx
      @Onyx-sl5fx 5 лет назад +31

      She's amazing at nails! But she probably practices calligraphy?

    • @rerorero6493
      @rerorero6493 5 лет назад +8

      @@user-hf5po9yb2m yOu DiDnT

  • @friendlyneighborhoodgoth
    @friendlyneighborhoodgoth 7 лет назад +9797

    Anyone who doesn't understand why they put lesbians in the title, isn't old enough to be on youtube lmao 😂

    • @raazpoppy3052
      @raazpoppy3052 7 лет назад +152

      Tessa Red HONESTLY

    • @Christina-ep5xe
      @Christina-ep5xe 7 лет назад +197

      Tessa Red I mean I'm 16... I'm not very cultured in that way.. I had to think about it for a moment lol

    • @zb_pb6303
      @zb_pb6303 7 лет назад +35

      Tessa Red SHUT UP

    • @MusicIsLifeMD
      @MusicIsLifeMD 7 лет назад +94

      I mean, it's not something I knew or thought of until I was 21, when became friends with lesbians who were ADAMANT about clipping their nails.
      My nails aren't crazy long like they got (longest is probably the girl friend's length) but they also don't hurt me.... so it was never something I thought of.

    • @kat.-.1737
      @kat.-.1737 7 лет назад +18

      Tessa Red I mean I understand but like why tho

  • @charlotteroland147
    @charlotteroland147 5 лет назад +2663

    I remember seeing this video a while ago and wondering “why does it matter if they’re lesbian” Oh I was innocent.

  • @ever1487
    @ever1487 7 лет назад +3618

    I find it hilarious how many people don't get this😂

  • @animeladdict
    @animeladdict 7 лет назад +1762

    OMG CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT LETTERING THO

    • @ravengreene6681
      @ravengreene6681 7 лет назад +28

      Jem Jalique and it was free handed 😍😍

    • @dani_rose
      @dani_rose 7 лет назад +10

      I aspire to be that amazing with my work 👏

    • @caleb2417
      @caleb2417 7 лет назад +1

      yes my love you're beautiful

  • @Musical00Minecraft
    @Musical00Minecraft 6 лет назад +5117

    I'm LIVING for all the "why does it matter that they're lebsians?????" comments 😂😂

    • @cutecute9495
      @cutecute9495 6 лет назад +26

      Sarah totally agree with you

    • @oliviakeegan608
      @oliviakeegan608 6 лет назад +112

      Sarah they cant finger 😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @strawberry_milk8451
      @strawberry_milk8451 6 лет назад +15

      I don't get it either

    • @ugh2990
      @ugh2990 6 лет назад +84

      @@strawberry_milk8451 Fingering a girl with nails on is a no

    • @kclarke369
      @kclarke369 6 лет назад +51

      Ur to innocent for the internet lol

  • @babygoose8716
    @babygoose8716 6 лет назад +4480

    She is such a talented nail artist

  • @hawasesay1476
    @hawasesay1476 7 лет назад +3242

    the girl with the dread locks looks so cute 😂

  • @MaelysGaming
    @MaelysGaming 6 лет назад +7160

    We all know why a lesbian girl won't wear long nails.

  • @buttstain116
    @buttstain116 6 лет назад +2511

    Watching the girl open the burrito just amused me because I’ve had nails like that before and it was just so easy for me

    • @yanderela3527
      @yanderela3527 6 лет назад +51

      BoiImLivingTrash I think it's mostly cus she JUST got them done and wasn't used to the feeling, it's how I felt for the first few minutes/hours when I got mine done for the first time

    • @melon9856
      @melon9856 5 лет назад +13

      I don’t get the fake long nails but I naturally let my nails grow out until they start chipping/breaking/etc. so it’s weird when people as me how I can do stuff like typing.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +1

      Heres your trophy

    • @heroinehei
      @heroinehei 5 лет назад +2

      Êdgÿfåīrÿbøÿ, they were probably still wet

    • @gaby-hk3vz
      @gaby-hk3vz 5 лет назад

      Wheres the burito

  • @Laura-tq4vg
    @Laura-tq4vg 7 лет назад +3826

    The innocence in this comment section is adorable

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 7 лет назад +100

      Laura funny how I saw your comment right after one that says "rip vagina"

    • @earthing3696
      @earthing3696 7 лет назад +10

      They are literally children

    • @shooksister1189
      @shooksister1189 7 лет назад +8

      Laura that's the first thing I thought lol

    • @boydiv
      @boydiv 7 лет назад +9

      Laura ikr xD

    • @nicoleonlysometimes824
      @nicoleonlysometimes824 7 лет назад +5

      Laura ur pretty

  • @janethgalicia9258
    @janethgalicia9258 7 лет назад +1254

    I can't be only only one thinking of the meme where the lesbian is like I'm a bottom please go away

  • @crazyrabbitbob
    @crazyrabbitbob 7 лет назад +2078

    Theres always the tongue, guys, dont panic!

  • @frizzywithglasses
    @frizzywithglasses 5 лет назад +388

    Is it bad that I immediately thought OUCH when I saw the title?

  • @ellag7066
    @ellag7066 7 лет назад +2248

    She had the chance to say "vaginails", and she missed it. You had one job, Jazz!

    • @ayamohamed-un9tc
      @ayamohamed-un9tc 6 лет назад

      Ella G 5:14

    • @notlinuz4552
      @notlinuz4552 6 лет назад +1

      Theis B. She said vagina nails only

    • @notlinuz4552
      @notlinuz4552 6 лет назад

      aya mohamed she only said vagina nails -.- check the official english captions,,

  • @becstar2099
    @becstar2099 7 лет назад +1467

    Lmao I looked at the title and was like "what does this have to do with being lesbian?"
    Then it dawned on me...

    • @briannacarter8051
      @briannacarter8051 7 лет назад +33

      Tyler's Red Socks I had to actually listen to the beginning of the video to get it 😂

    • @yellowtrickster69
      @yellowtrickster69 7 лет назад +3

      Scissors! i think

    • @andpeggy9033
      @andpeggy9033 7 лет назад +1

      Tyler's Red Socks same lol

    • @jacksunana
      @jacksunana 7 лет назад +14

      DEADASS LMFAO. i'm pansexual and i was like, why couldn't they just put girls and i was about to go awf in the comments, but then i thought about it. understandable.

    • @phaedra5672
      @phaedra5672 7 лет назад

      Tyler's Red Socks LOL same it is so gross

  • @ericalynn6839
    @ericalynn6839 7 лет назад +1699

    the comments are so innocent awww

  • @toga2520
    @toga2520 5 лет назад +392

    I’ve been here 2 years and just learned rn that jasmine is a lesbian 💀

  • @rat3647
    @rat3647 6 лет назад +2543

    That lady: Jade’s girlfriend has long nails
    Me: Jade’s girlfriend is a bottom

    • @baldi5104
      @baldi5104 6 лет назад +6

      LaurenTheFabulous what's a bottom?

    • @carson718
      @carson718 6 лет назад +26

      lvskwyt that’s a sub. you can be a dominant bottom

    • @esther8773
      @esther8773 6 лет назад +3

      What does a bottom mean?

    • @kermanisharichard7586
      @kermanisharichard7586 6 лет назад +1

      LaurenTheFabulous

    • @kermanisharichard7586
      @kermanisharichard7586 6 лет назад +1

      Sarina S 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

  • @ems5569
    @ems5569 7 лет назад +1671

    Me:* walks into BuzzFeed bathroom *
    Person in stall: "so I couldn't unbutton my pants"
    Me: * casually walks out" *

    • @BoogieBitch69
      @BoogieBitch69 6 лет назад +1

      Em S 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lil_k8048
      @lil_k8048 6 лет назад +7

      Em S now see i would say "do u need help?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sageaverie155
      @sageaverie155 6 лет назад

      llama _llama AHHH HECK NO

    • @larissazeigler3084
      @larissazeigler3084 6 лет назад

      Em S PAHAHHA

    • @yukinaadeline2454
      @yukinaadeline2454 6 лет назад

      lol hahahha

  • @Lyw1234567890
    @Lyw1234567890 7 лет назад +2346

    Honestly like... How do ya'll not know why lesbians usually have short nails i'm

    • @keira.6523
      @keira.6523 7 лет назад +191

      Lisa Wang have of buzzfeed's fan base is a bunch of kids. They're too innocent

    • @keira.6523
      @keira.6523 7 лет назад +28

      *half

    • @dirt1688
      @dirt1688 7 лет назад +1

      keira. Noice b8 m8

    • @violenciarivas7797
      @violenciarivas7797 7 лет назад +12

      (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @miawhite8769
      @miawhite8769 7 лет назад +65

      Well honey lemme explain for you. If ur tryna ..you know fingerrrrrr someone....it will hurt them hellla bad...so yea

  • @mikaylag118
    @mikaylag118 6 лет назад +1824

    i could wear fake nails because im a bottom

  • @mirza2975
    @mirza2975 7 лет назад +397

    I love how many people don't understand

  • @Iolovelita
    @Iolovelita 7 лет назад +9716

    WAIT SHE *FREEHANDED* THOSE LETTERS?!

    • @mauriloco116
      @mauriloco116 7 лет назад +298

      WAIT, is you a an cermit?

    • @avagrabowski5938
      @avagrabowski5938 7 лет назад +167

      Cermet AN CERMET???ARE YOU GROWING?

    • @gummienerd
      @gummienerd 7 лет назад +120

      CERMET STOP CRYING

    • @edein3955
      @edein3955 7 лет назад +42

      Cermet exactly what I said

    • @bemosk16
      @bemosk16 7 лет назад +92

      CERMET ARE YOU GETTING WATERED

  • @erin1468
    @erin1468 7 лет назад +3846

    *"Spirit fingers, bitches."*

  • @PixalGal
    @PixalGal 6 лет назад +676

    “I’m afraid they’re in my bag of chips” 😂😂 had me dead

    • @AryenQuitlong
      @AryenQuitlong 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @cc1425
      @cc1425 4 года назад +1

      Currently has me hardcore cackling djsk also a MOOD

  • @dianaconde2400
    @dianaconde2400 7 лет назад +1604

    At first I though "what does the sexual orientation of these girls has to do with fake nails?", and then I was like " wait...
    ohhhh I get it now 😏😏😏"

  • @mistyfreya
    @mistyfreya 7 лет назад +1023

    omg sorry for not knowing their names but I really like the girl with the dreads!

  • @milena9776
    @milena9776 7 лет назад +910

    “We’re lesbians, we don’t have long nails!”
    *_Let me live my bottom life._*

    • @jasminejohnson5130
      @jasminejohnson5130 7 лет назад +57

      are you a pillow princess? i dont understand people who just want to receive and not give back

    • @ilikeyourkeyblade
      @ilikeyourkeyblade 6 лет назад +55

      lesbian bottom =/= pillow princess

    • @dirt1688
      @dirt1688 6 лет назад +7

      Milena K How do you pleasure you partner ):(

    • @floremy5013
      @floremy5013 6 лет назад +7

      m i n t v i b e s you use your mouth I guess

    • @dirt1688
      @dirt1688 6 лет назад +7

      Ikari Nonsense yes but speaking generally, fingers can go in longer and tongues.

  • @asiya1804
    @asiya1804 7 лет назад +4541

    I burst out laughing at the title

  • @atomicbrain9401
    @atomicbrain9401 7 лет назад +1190

    I read this as "Lesbians Get Nailed For The First Time"

  • @lexs3030
    @lexs3030 7 лет назад +5186

    whaaat? she did those letters free hand????

    • @agustasifbeauty6126
      @agustasifbeauty6126 7 лет назад +118

      Alexa Solsona I was about to comment that!!!! Like whaaaat? She is talented!

    • @reimasadka2428
      @reimasadka2428 7 лет назад +5

      Alexa Solsona I

    • @emilycotten1023
      @emilycotten1023 7 лет назад +74

      Alexa Solsona Cristine needs to learn from her

    • @cassandraloke3247
      @cassandraloke3247 7 лет назад +53

      emily sanders i spot a fellow holosexual here🌚

    • @nox5633
      @nox5633 7 лет назад +2

      .

  • @lively.artist.554
    @lively.artist.554 6 лет назад +568

    Jasmine is LESBIAN!?
    Omg she inspires me even more
    *Sob*

    • @lincheers8818
      @lincheers8818 4 года назад +6

      So if she was heterosexual she wouldn't inspire you?

    • @elianna_ecc
      @elianna_ecc 4 года назад +30

      Lol. You guys are reading into this a lot. It's harder to be confident in who you are when you are part of a minority, not necessarily because you are uncomfortable with yourself but because other people will always judge you. Though it's not a choice of Jazzmyne's, she 's dealing with that kind of stuff and it's pretty awesome to see someone owning their sexuality despite the comments of others. The comment didn't say they wouldn't be inspired by her if she was heterosexual. You're just looking for something to be offended by, I guess. OK. Have a nice day.

    • @roasta9013
      @roasta9013 4 года назад +14

      StayBlue it says *even more* so she’s already inspired/influenced by her .,.

    • @AprilA15
      @AprilA15 4 года назад +2

      So if she was straight you wouldn’t get inspired

    • @Jessica-rn9pn
      @Jessica-rn9pn 4 года назад

      I

  • @karenm9820
    @karenm9820 6 лет назад +5335

    WERE IS THE H💿L💿??! Cristine would be so mad😭😂🤧

    • @laurenharvey6758
      @laurenharvey6758 6 лет назад +66

      Ooo Ik

    • @Brooke-bm7fx
      @Brooke-bm7fx 6 лет назад +95

      Lauren Harvey ugh its Cristine read her bio if you don't believe me im offended. Very offended.
      No one told me i spelt im wrong ;-;

    • @karenm9820
      @karenm9820 6 лет назад +45

      Holo 101 omg 😂 thanks for noticing. Your a true holosexual

    • @nala8223
      @nala8223 6 лет назад +44

      Lauren Harvey Hah, you're fake yourself, it's Cristine

    • @ainsleymarie03
      @ainsleymarie03 6 лет назад +4

      Karen Bakes_ TRUE

  • @_p1xie
    @_p1xie 6 лет назад +966

    i have long nails and i get asked why all the time and with that i just respond with "i'm a bottom leave me alone"

  • @laurieadda
    @laurieadda 7 лет назад +4285

    My natural nails are that length too and I honestly cannot type when I have to shorten them lol

    • @kisa350
      @kisa350 7 лет назад +19

      same

    • @puki140
      @puki140 7 лет назад +4

      omg same !

    • @jeonniekim2529
      @jeonniekim2529 7 лет назад +4

      Sameee it's so annoying

    • @mirandaisgross
      @mirandaisgross 7 лет назад +46

      Commenting to see how I type with my nails.... Ok mine aren't as long as theirs are, but I half use the tips of my nails and half use the pads of my fingers. It's always awkward when I cut my nails because when you're growing them they grow a little each day so you adapt without noticing, but when you cut them way down it's so weird. Also I feel like right after I cut them I always want to pick at my face. Is that weird?

    • @silentskies
      @silentskies 7 лет назад +9

      Laura I grew my nails long over the course of 6 weeks but had to cut them because I started a new job which requires me to type.

  • @Lexpool
    @Lexpool 6 лет назад +243

    This reminds me...
    I gotta cut my nails

  • @aranzaibarrondo8642
    @aranzaibarrondo8642 7 лет назад +222

    Jade:"Get right in there"
    Me: Das what she said
    Omg sorry I need to grow up😂

  • @ULTIMATEINUYASHAFAN
    @ULTIMATEINUYASHAFAN 7 лет назад +3575

    *cries in single gay*

  • @marlenerudkowski1165
    @marlenerudkowski1165 7 лет назад +3001

    *I need long nails...*
    ... the most annoying guy in the world is my seat neighbor in class
    Is that reason enough?

  • @imnotsus4659
    @imnotsus4659 5 лет назад +174

    Jade: *look at how long my nails are compared to my girlfriends*
    Me: *oh jade mmmm poor you*

  • @sydniemariee5723
    @sydniemariee5723 6 лет назад +1572

    I type faster with them on😂😭the sound gives motivation

  • @galaxygal1210
    @galaxygal1210 6 лет назад +472

    Alternate title: Lesbians Try Abstinence For A Week

  • @dirt1688
    @dirt1688 7 лет назад +952

    omigoshtherearetomanylilkidsinthecommentshelpthemgod

    • @dirt1688
      @dirt1688 7 лет назад +2

      reachingdankequilibrium lmao yup

    • @islamacleod4028
      @islamacleod4028 7 лет назад +1

      ha tru

    • @peterearley9579
      @peterearley9579 7 лет назад +1

      m i n t v i b e s ikr

    • @tinag4194
      @tinag4194 7 лет назад +2

      They'll learn some day :D

    • @ayeitzzemily4397
      @ayeitzzemily4397 7 лет назад +8

      m i n t v i b e s haha truu 😂
      somanylilkidscommentingreallystupidstuff❗

  • @localredtea
    @localredtea 5 лет назад +1017

    😂 I'm gonna explain :
    Lesbians have their tops and bottoms too (like gay people) and the lesbians that are featured in this video are tops. It's very interesting for them to get long nails because they are the ones that um , fingers their bottom girlfriends so they can't necessarily have long nails or else they'll hurt their girlfriends

    • @leaaboufaissal1236
      @leaaboufaissal1236 5 лет назад +14

      Morgan Saint so they’ll hurt their girlfriends that have nails ?

    • @ita2552
      @ita2552 5 лет назад +23

      @@leaaboufaissal1236 no

    • @fuckiforgottofeedthefish1757
      @fuckiforgottofeedthefish1757 5 лет назад +107

      Lea Abou Faissal you lil innocent child :))

    • @localredtea
      @localredtea 5 лет назад +7

      @@sweetast8941 are you kidding me

    • @Anna-lu2ui
      @Anna-lu2ui 5 лет назад +6

      Kai's Underwear just delete that...

  • @abiestrella863
    @abiestrella863 6 лет назад +326

    Hey at least she got a bite of the burritos

  • @ashleylauren2167
    @ashleylauren2167 7 лет назад +233

    1970: in the future there will be flying cars!!!!
    2017: vagina nails

    • @leia.x
      @leia.x 6 лет назад

      I'm dieing 😂😂😂

  • @super-quantumunitintelproc8107
    @super-quantumunitintelproc8107 7 лет назад +667

    Hey babe wait a sec let me just *rips off fake nails* Ok I'm ready now

    • @hannahbeth5256
      @hannahbeth5256 6 лет назад +14

      sinful trash can that hurts like crap

    • @Courtnessish100
      @Courtnessish100 6 лет назад +6

      "Wait I just need to find an old giftcard"

    • @GamingWithZoe
      @GamingWithZoe 6 лет назад +2

      OWWWWWW OWWWW NOOOO they’re glued to your fingernails owww!!

    • @Courtnessish100
      @Courtnessish100 6 лет назад +3

      It doesn't hurt if you do it right lmao

    • @jadeymarshmellow137
      @jadeymarshmellow137 6 лет назад +1

      Imagine if they forgot to take their fake nails off
      Owwww

  • @TzicuriVlogs
    @TzicuriVlogs 6 лет назад +442

    0:54 low key telling she’s top

    • @catemoji3208
      @catemoji3208 5 лет назад +36

      Tzicuri Vlogs it's not even low key she's just blatantly telling the world she's a top 😂😂

    • @meganq935
      @meganq935 5 лет назад +21

      that’s what i was thinking! she said her girlfriend has long nails and i didn’t think anything of it because jade’s a damn top... CLEARLY 😂 jasmine said “OW!?” and i shook my head like “jasmine, you know DAMN WELL that girl is a top so her gf having long nails don’t matter 😂”

    • @Bubblyluvee
      @Bubblyluvee 4 года назад

      HAHHAHAH

    • @hries05
      @hries05 4 года назад

      Well yeah both these girls are tops otherwise long nails wouldn’t bother them

  • @madalynwestlake5382
    @madalynwestlake5382 7 лет назад +1725

    if you don't get why lesbians don't wear fake nails, you should've be watching this cause ur probably to young

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo 7 лет назад +169

      Madalyn Westlake why is everyone saying it's because you're too young? Maybe some people just don't think about that kind of stuff because it's irrelevant.

    • @beatrizalcazar4087
      @beatrizalcazar4087 7 лет назад +52

      Xans in what way? They're lesbians...their hands are pretty important.😂

    • @goblintime6426
      @goblintime6426 7 лет назад +29

      Beatriz Alcázar *i f y a k n o w w h a t I m e a n*

    • @aubreyfowler7492
      @aubreyfowler7492 7 лет назад

      Madalyn Westlake lol ikr

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo 7 лет назад +2

      Beatriz Alcázar I mean to people who are not lesbian obviously lmao.

  • @mikehawk9918
    @mikehawk9918 7 лет назад +422

    me trying to do nail art is like me sprouting wings and trying to fly

  • @zekova
    @zekova 7 лет назад +996

    Omg I love the little chains on the long haired girl's pinky fingers! :o

    • @bitty9621
      @bitty9621 7 лет назад +1

      Zoë jade

    • @caleb2417
      @caleb2417 7 лет назад

      Wow you're beautiful baby

  • @eth3realdivine336
    @eth3realdivine336 4 года назад +67

    I know it really doesn’t matter but love how she preferres to be called a Nail Artist rather than Nail Tech 👩🏾‍🎨☺️

  • @louiejenica7005
    @louiejenica7005 6 лет назад +252

    You can open a can of coke with a spoon

    • @kei7414
      @kei7414 6 лет назад +5

      Louie Jenica I open it with my teeth 😂

    • @natty322
      @natty322 6 лет назад

      When I had long nails at work I would just use my badge to pop it open a bit so anything like the thickness of a credit card or gift card should work too

    • @thattwizzbluju
      @thattwizzbluju 6 лет назад +4

      Louie Jenica or a fork or a knife 🤔

    • @kieralambert1579
      @kieralambert1579 5 лет назад

      @@kei7414 I don't I'm way too scared to break my teeth

    • @darna-annekelleher3875
      @darna-annekelleher3875 5 лет назад

      That's what I do even though I don't have fake nails cause my nails look like fake nails already

  • @daviddobrick5476
    @daviddobrick5476 7 лет назад +534

    Someone please explain what nails and lesbians have something in common
    Edit - I'm not innocent and not a child 😂 I honestly just thought the title was funny

    • @Stuartette
      @Stuartette 7 лет назад +205

      nucxxole Vlogs When a girl fingers her girlfriend, it'll hurt (Also if your nail some how falls off or nail polish chips it'll hurt the vagina)

    • @dumbasspotathot1513
      @dumbasspotathot1513 7 лет назад +70

      Keegan Müller and those chips could cause diseases and cancer

    • @cookieunicorn2515
      @cookieunicorn2515 7 лет назад +7

      nucxxole Vlogs yeah. Why can't lesbians get their nails done?

    • @pastelpink1234
      @pastelpink1234 7 лет назад +13

      They're trying to get proof stereotype that lesbians are not girly

    • @MacheSalas
      @MacheSalas 7 лет назад +166

      Galaxy girl lol that's totally NOT what they're doing.

  • @hellxkatz
    @hellxkatz 7 лет назад +1717

    I'm a lesbian and I have nails like this..

    • @astelshusband2459
      @astelshusband2459 7 лет назад +188

      Cleo /// like... you actually do stuff with your girl with those nails???

    • @teenagemutantgirlys
      @teenagemutantgirlys 7 лет назад +11

      The elephant on V's arm UNLESS u top

    • @carmander9116
      @carmander9116 7 лет назад +189

      The elephant on V's arm she's either underaged, skilled or a bottom

    • @hellxkatz
      @hellxkatz 7 лет назад +100

      Carmander I'm definitely not underaged I'm 22 and I can be both it depends on what I'm feeling like.

    • @Adrischessy
      @Adrischessy 7 лет назад +122

      Cleo /// well hands isn't the only thing you can use..😉

  • @dariaduca8822
    @dariaduca8822 5 лет назад +49

    she’s spent one day with her nails, and lost two already??????

  • @cassidym9447
    @cassidym9447 7 лет назад +1806

    buzzfeed- lets end stereotypes
    buzzfeed- alright lets post a video completely based on stereotypes

    • @pia_mater
      @pia_mater 7 лет назад +258

      Most lesbians do keep their nails short for OBVIOUS reasons. Thats not stereotype, thats reality

    • @italianaleks8606
      @italianaleks8606 7 лет назад +7

      Feeh ! I would like to see your statistics on that. Because buzzfeed's "relatable" contents are basically just stereotypes.

    • @cassidym9447
      @cassidym9447 7 лет назад +2

      Feeh ! I get that but its annoying how everyones anti-gender roles and anti-stereotypes even know stereotypes are almost all true

    • @bambino9235
      @bambino9235 7 лет назад +11

      This is certainly not the worst video buzzfeed's ever put out in terms of being stereotypical, but it's still a little bit dubious

    • @italianaleks8606
      @italianaleks8606 7 лет назад +6

      littlepaperjellyfish I'm not talking about the video. I'm talking about buzzfeed in general. In one video they talk about how bad Asian stereotypes are and the next they talk about how all of us breath rice.

  • @kasaiiko_7634
    @kasaiiko_7634 7 лет назад +481

    To open Soda cans,Do use a spoon! Tip by:Simply NailLogical

  • @katelynmcintyre7211
    @katelynmcintyre7211 6 лет назад +339

    Me: omg I love your nails
    My sister: the place I get them done is super cheap we should get ours done togther sometime
    Me:
    Her:?
    Me: ya know that girl I was talking about earlier?
    Her: ohhhhhh
    Me: yeahh
    Her: right gay sh.it

    • @user-nh6lm9wr6n
      @user-nh6lm9wr6n 6 лет назад +2

      Just get long nails or let ur own grow I even heard of girls having nails like they do in the video and they still finger themself just don’t get sharp edges

    • @pelinsu1555
      @pelinsu1555 6 лет назад +1

      Lillian Howell lol

  • @mayracoreas2351
    @mayracoreas2351 5 лет назад +72

    "Im sorry I am have a mental breakdown, Omg this is a good head scratcher though" 😂😂

  • @ava_snow
    @ava_snow 7 лет назад +1364

    THIS

  • @livhoward1783
    @livhoward1783 7 лет назад +517

    What a coincidence, jaz lost 2 nails ;)

  • @ansleybraun2057
    @ansleybraun2057 7 лет назад +449

    Me: why does it matter that their lesbi....ooooh ok I understand now

    • @AMORACOUPEN
      @AMORACOUPEN 7 лет назад +4

      Bob's Bugs Be Gone same

    • @zoen7034
      @zoen7034 7 лет назад +2

      Bob's Bugs Be Gone Do you watch Nick dominates?

    • @KaitlinMarie777
      @KaitlinMarie777 6 лет назад +2

      Saaaame, now I understand.

    • @ansleybraun2057
      @ansleybraun2057 6 лет назад +2

      zoe is stereotypical trash No I haven’t heard of him, sorry

    • @logangfan8216
      @logangfan8216 6 лет назад +3

      Bob's Bugs Be Gone I don't get it can u tell me?!

  • @ourlordandsaviorpete8274
    @ourlordandsaviorpete8274 5 лет назад +61

    "I'm a bottom let me live"

    • @alexander_yoko
      @alexander_yoko 4 года назад +3

      Still the same as top when you are gay... Your partner needs it too... I'm scared

    • @shroomslut9817
      @shroomslut9817 4 года назад

      Alexis Yoko [Alexander] I mean you don’t know peoples relationships because there are a lot of bottoms who get nails. There’s more to it than just hands but ok

  • @DaniEla-mh7si
    @DaniEla-mh7si 7 лет назад +170

    Ok but imagine BuzzFeed producers in the office brainstorming ideas for videos. Then somebody just randomly suggest lesbians with long nails. Then everyone is mind blown. 😂😂😂😂 they really are running out of ideas

    • @ashlynnjones8024
      @ashlynnjones8024 7 лет назад +9

      You're running out of comments ideas

    • @marlen_ex2880
      @marlen_ex2880 7 лет назад +2

      +okay ash no this comment's pretty accurate

    • @bensu4658
      @bensu4658 7 лет назад +4

      Dani Ela this is actually a great video idea,there's a reason why lesbians don't want to wear long nails and seeing how their life changes sexually and generally is so interesting. Although yes, they've been running out of ideas lately.

  • @ghostie7794
    @ghostie7794 7 лет назад +763

    I want to say they are over reacting, but my first time with my nails I acted like them in a way..but good job working the nails

    • @bbokgomu5422
      @bbokgomu5422 7 лет назад +1

      I agree!

    • @fleshflavor
      @fleshflavor 7 лет назад

      Jynxed __ the first time my nails were growing long length i didn't even struggle doing things lol i barely remember what year it was that i decided to let them grow hella long

    • @Cinema_Treats
      @Cinema_Treats 7 лет назад +8

      Sincerful well when your nails grow to a long length you get used to them as the grow but when you get the fake nails it's like they grew overnight. The contrast is hard to get used to.

    • @fleshflavor
      @fleshflavor 7 лет назад +1

      alenight99 true, i tried having fake nails and really didn't like the feeling

  • @livinunes3865
    @livinunes3865 7 лет назад +455

    Jade reminds me too much of Poussay Washington from OITNB

  • @ellatraynor252
    @ellatraynor252 5 лет назад +74

    “From a gay perspective...”

  • @shaylawarner-bailey5942
    @shaylawarner-bailey5942 7 лет назад +341

    I get typing on your phone but when you're typing on the computer just use the tip of your nails that what I do

    • @TheRandomChristy
      @TheRandomChristy 7 лет назад +17

      Exactly, it's like they forgot how to do basic things. it's exaggerated. Only the first day is difficult and takes time to adjust.

    • @haileymariexoxx
      @haileymariexoxx 7 лет назад +2

      are.... are you being serious? theyre using lesbians because theyre more likely to have their fingers inside of other people lmao

    • @wolferinajennyfer3308
      @wolferinajennyfer3308 6 лет назад +1

      Mercy Mercedes they said it hurt

    • @MoonMoonTM
      @MoonMoonTM 6 лет назад +10

      You have to keep in mind that this is also their first time having long nails.

    • @giscela7460
      @giscela7460 6 лет назад

      Mercy Mercedes I never text when I have nails on... I HATE IT

  • @NancyNegative0808
    @NancyNegative0808 7 лет назад +732

    I love long spiky nails but I'm married to a woman and that's just mean. So I will just drool at others with their spike nails.

    • @beazabiny2393
      @beazabiny2393 7 лет назад +23

      Nancy Negative have nails on one hand, then you can... do stuff with the other and still be happy with long nails ;)

    • @NancyNegative0808
      @NancyNegative0808 7 лет назад +29

      Blaize Zabiny I've actually thought of doing nails on most fingers besides the most important but I want the dagger nails and id be afraid of scraping her. Lol

    • @amyalfuso2400
      @amyalfuso2400 7 лет назад +11

      Nancy Negative try getting long nails then cutting the nail short on the fingers you will be using 😂😂

    • @phonebuzz.2446
      @phonebuzz.2446 7 лет назад +1

      Nancy Negative I

    • @caleb2417
      @caleb2417 7 лет назад +1

      Sweetheart you're beautiful

  • @KaylinMeline
    @KaylinMeline 6 лет назад +164

    "And finally after 7 minutes.... I finally have my ppaaannntttssss oooonnnnn"

  • @gabriellaruiz1808
    @gabriellaruiz1808 6 лет назад +48

    “NO IM A FUCKIN LESBIAN “the way she said it I was sleep😂😂i luv her tho❤️😂

  • @HeyaMoon97
    @HeyaMoon97 7 лет назад +124

    Legit how my friends say they knew I was single cause after like 2 years of nothing I had long af fake nails 😂

  • @elinaearl1717
    @elinaearl1717 6 лет назад +360

    I'm bisexual and have long nails all the time, and I don't hurt MYSELF with them

  • @aenjel8043
    @aenjel8043 6 лет назад +444

    4:07
    *BIG*
    *_MEATY_*
    *_C L A W S_*

  • @gemmawhiting9710
    @gemmawhiting9710 6 лет назад +247

    Discribe long nails
    Me: horror
    I will like my own comment because nobody else will

    • @Syc_Fukk11
      @Syc_Fukk11 5 лет назад +3

      I agree

    • @ThePinkThespian
      @ThePinkThespian 5 лет назад +2

      i just did

    • @pxearly4563
      @pxearly4563 5 лет назад

      Describe*

    • @kokobeans6907
      @kokobeans6907 4 года назад

      I have long nails and if u mess with us, it really will be horror

    • @alexander_yoko
      @alexander_yoko 4 года назад +1

      @@kokobeans6907 I have long nails and it doesn't hurt when I masturbate. But if I'll have a girlfriend, dildos exist. I'm not cutting my nails! (I'm a transgender guy)

  • @yahwehsbaby
    @yahwehsbaby 7 лет назад +132

    Both my wives in the same video! I can't take it 😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @brynleehassan3614
    @brynleehassan3614 7 лет назад +173

    Jazzmyne seems like the type of person that should always have nails like that

    • @MintMonarch
      @MintMonarch 6 лет назад

      Brynlee Hassan are you saying jazz seems like a bottom

    • @mayag5505
      @mayag5505 6 лет назад

      Byrnlee Hassan she would slayyyy

  • @valeriamonice
    @valeriamonice 7 лет назад +399

    I'm a lesbian and I wear long nails....you just have to know how to work it 😉

    • @shesomadeline
      @shesomadeline 7 лет назад +50

      Valeria Monice This woman is LIVINNNGGGGG 👏🏼👌🏼

    • @alleidra28
      @alleidra28 7 лет назад +26

      Kudos..cause I'm baffled.

    • @TamaseiTobari
      @TamaseiTobari 7 лет назад +20

      How, just... How do you manage? :o

    • @NJsBeauty2710
      @NJsBeauty2710 7 лет назад +20

      Welllll, you just don’t use ur hands.

    • @spoiledlovelysam2018
      @spoiledlovelysam2018 7 лет назад

      Valeria Monice yesss

  • @yagirl9978
    @yagirl9978 5 лет назад +45

    Pillow princesses can wear their nails as long as they want 😂

    • @alexander_yoko
      @alexander_yoko 4 года назад +5

      Pillow princesses are selfish bitches. Except when their girl is asexual

    • @aciddrinker2194
      @aciddrinker2194 4 года назад +4

      @@alexander_yoko and if their girl doesnt want it back-
      like wants to go down on her but doesnt want a girl to go down on her

    • @francisknives2099
      @francisknives2099 4 года назад +1

      Alexis Yoko [Alexander] look up the phrase “stone butch”

  • @adoringjess
    @adoringjess 7 лет назад +770

    i had no idea jazz was lesbian i love her even
    more now IM SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR

    • @averym1684
      @averym1684 7 лет назад +3

      Jessica Lee ur 100th like

    • @adoringjess
      @adoringjess 7 лет назад

      Avery ANM thanks boo 😇💗

    • @yannisfilipovic669
      @yannisfilipovic669 7 лет назад

      SAME

    • @ashwilson257
      @ashwilson257 7 лет назад +26

      Actually.. sexuality shouldn’t change your opinion on someone

    • @kumieb701
      @kumieb701 7 лет назад +14

      Ash Wilson I don't think it changed her opinion, it just made her feel more connected to her

  • @Mikkllosuave
    @Mikkllosuave 6 лет назад +35

    4:19 "I'm sorry I'm having a mental breakdown"
    "ooo, this makes a good head scratcher, oh yeah, get in there"
    That part had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gon9398
    @gon9398 6 лет назад +39

    *Reads title*
    Me: So what?
    *Starts watching the video*
    Me: Oh right, the fingers...

  • @natalia2392
    @natalia2392 5 лет назад +26

    "Oh, Jasmine, you wanna go get your nails done with us?'
    "NO, I'M A F-ing LESBIAN!"

  • @cal8831
    @cal8831 6 лет назад +755

    Me is lesbian
    Me is bottom
    Me bites my nails

  • @bbyxo0o
    @bbyxo0o 7 лет назад +665

    im lesbian, have long nails
    but im ace so that works out

    • @mellovestodraw
      @mellovestodraw 7 лет назад +18

      kiwibirbz bro i'm ace too but straight af

    • @ok-mj5pq
      @ok-mj5pq 7 лет назад +4

      cherry 89 an asexual person I think

    • @emma806
      @emma806 7 лет назад +11

      That they're asexual aka not sexually attracted to anyone

    • @yournamehere6514
      @yournamehere6514 7 лет назад +31

      cherry 89 romantic attraction not sexual

    • @hannahc2265
      @hannahc2265 7 лет назад +8

      Beth Anonymous Romantic attraction to the same gender does not make you straight

  • @collectiblytricks166
    @collectiblytricks166 7 лет назад +626

    I laughed at the title

  • @user-js8dp9iy9s
    @user-js8dp9iy9s 5 лет назад +25

    It upsets me when people just say lesbians regarding long nails, like hello, self pleasure is a thing

    • @iwatchytwhenimbored1636
      @iwatchytwhenimbored1636 4 года назад

      your too innocent

    • @somyadas3859
      @somyadas3859 4 года назад

      dude, even a lot of straight women hate getting nails. it is just about preferences i guess.

  • @vixenpearl
    @vixenpearl 6 лет назад +89

    simplynailogical: FREEHAND?!

  • @matimizrahi7391
    @matimizrahi7391 7 лет назад +61

    "I'm also terrified because I'm afraid it's in my bag of chips" relatable

  • @SA-mm1ek
    @SA-mm1ek 7 лет назад +738

    If you're commenting why are they putting lesbian in the title?? Why does it matter that they're lesbians?? Then you are too young to be watching the kinds of videos

    • @radiantkilljoy
      @radiantkilljoy 7 лет назад +48

      They are not tainted by the world yet, they must keep their innocence.

    • @islamacleod4028
      @islamacleod4028 7 лет назад +5

      stay young my fren

    • @victoriamarinovila9419
      @victoriamarinovila9419 7 лет назад +3

      Stream Lose control I'm straight and I hate long nails, the video's title is a little bit funny u know but not much. I mean, this could have been made with any sexual orientation.

    • @katiesweetman6801
      @katiesweetman6801 7 лет назад +38

      im gonna get strait to the point. lesbians shove there fingers up each other for pleasure (: so with sharp pointy nails its gonna be very painful

    • @dirt1688
      @dirt1688 7 лет назад +6

      Victoria 1995 HAHA very funny but no.

  • @laurenmolis9480
    @laurenmolis9480 5 лет назад +36

    99% of the comments: it’s funny how ppl don’t understand this and stuff
    1% of the comments: random stuff. Not about this video😂

  • @companionz
    @companionz 7 лет назад +270

    LEARN HOW TO PREVENT DUCK NAILS!!!- holo mom

    • @dvdh4856
      @dvdh4856 7 лет назад +4

      Miss Emily duck nails! ooohooo!

    • @flamee0409
      @flamee0409 7 лет назад +1

      Miss Emily 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

    • @ayloak291
      @ayloak291 7 лет назад +5

      D vdH every shower we end up with duck nails ooOoOOh

    • @jaydencollins9035
      @jaydencollins9035 7 лет назад +1

      Miss Emily yessss

    • @audreannamonique3921
      @audreannamonique3921 7 лет назад +1

      Miss Emily duck nails! 🐤🐣

  • @Knchambersbooks
    @Knchambersbooks 7 лет назад +270

    Why does every one talk about fake nails. They should talk more about women who grow there nails long cause that is hard.

    • @latebloomer218
      @latebloomer218 6 лет назад +4

      Kristalplex f u

    • @Knchambersbooks
      @Knchambersbooks 6 лет назад +9

      late bloomer you couldn't even say it all the way. What do you mean that you're flibbertigibbet and I'm unique

    • @dirt1688
      @dirt1688 6 лет назад +9

      Kristalplex lol no, I think we're just all annoyed of people like you always finding something to complain about. Also you aren't very unique. Women who get mad on RUclips are a pretty common sight and that's coming from a woman.

    • @Knchambersbooks
      @Knchambersbooks 6 лет назад +1

      m i n t v i b e s Im not mad and never was mad. I just was saying its harder to grow nails and keep them nice looking. I just never understood why everyone loves fake nails. Also never said I was unique

    • @pennyapples5694
      @pennyapples5694 6 лет назад

      m i n t v i b e s how do you know they’re not unique? Do you automatically assume that they look exactly like you and do the same things as you?