5:23 Jwittz, it's obvious, this is how Toads are born, and as Royalty, it's Peach's duty to watch over them as a caring and loving figure. That or these are the Kingdom's crops and she's comforting them before they are forcefully ripped from their home and cooked in boiling pots of broth until being served as a nice, warm, tasty soup. Mmm, I'm hungry now.
EvilApple567 That was a *church like* building it's not an actual church the wedding hall is where at least some people in the world of the mushroom kingdom go to get married
"What is alchemy?" It's the science of understanding deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden. But what could equal the value of a human soul...?
That is the happiest I have ever seen Ridley! I love to see any of those ironic artworks of the villain characters as cute and the good guys as creepily evil.
It's an archosaur with its hips structured so that its leg stick out directly underneath it....it's probably much more complex than that, but that's the general idea.
I can't believe this video is three years old, I've been wondering about this product since I was three. I have ZERO idea what happened to it, but I do recall having too many cards for the box made to store them.
4:25 Well, obviously not all countries, but Australia has some time zones that are 1.5 hours ahead of the others. And certain countries follow DST at different times of the year. So it's not as far out as one would think. ~ TDG
You know, I always pictured the Mushroom Kingdom as the happiest place on Earth. A place without any cares or concerns, where you can play golf even with your biggest enemies or invite them to your kart race. But the implication that the Holocaust happened in the happy-go-lucky Mario universe is simply unsettling to me.
Thank God I'm following you on Twitter, or else I'd never have seen this in my feed. Anyway, Another hilarious video about something I never knew existed. It kinda reminds me of Mario is Missing, but without the funky gameplay, silly world-traipsing, and meme-Luigi.
I did, a long time ago. But you know how... picky... RUclips can be when it comes to ACTUALLY notifying people of new videos from people they're following.
As soon as JWittz asked "What is alchemy?", my mind went like "the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance to this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strickly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?"
Holy crap I remember those! I used to trace the pictures of Mario in various poses and outfits onto paper to make my own scenarios. I vividly remember one that showed Mario in medieval armor kneeling before Peach, it was my favorite card because I just liked how Mario in armor looked. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!
That was an experience!!! Also, as big dinosaur person, it is so refreshing to hear someone realize that not every ancient reptile was a dinosaur. Curse you toys!!!! I must admit, some of the topics they had on these cards were, wow! The 90's were awesome: they wouldn't let kids know about any of that today...
The "which dinosaur could fly" card is strange because on one hand it's really clever and correctly teaches kids that pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs, but on the other hand the idea that no dinosaurs could fly is outdated now considering the closer links between birds and dinosaurs discovered over the years
rattyeely Fun fact: this means the one of the fastest living animals to ever live on earth is a Dinosaur that can fly, whose main food source is other dinosaurs that can also fly
At best they are a close relative but not an actual dinosaur since they contradict at least several things about reptiles like being warm blooded an d having a four chambered heart.
This and the Pokemon board games are the best kind of content you've ever made, Jwittz. I really love the obscure Nintendo stuff like this, and it really seems to get you excited to talk. Keep it up.
Wow! I was gonna call out that "flying dinosaur" one as a trick question since pterodactyls aren't actually dinosaurs, but the game beat me to it! I am legitimately surprised that something from the nineties got that one right, because even today that doesn't seem to be very common knowledge.
You've been working on your delivery and editing haven't you? Your content has always been witty, informative, fun (I could go on), but particularly this episode and the F-Zero episode have a different kind of flavour. A more comedic change of pace. All this to say, great work, and I hope you're having as much fun making these as we are watching.
My sister had all the Horrible History cards back in the day. you had a starter pack then with every magazine you bought you got more cards but never the same ones as the ones you already had, so was really easy to complete the set. after the first couple of issues, the shop would stop selling them and you had to get them via subscription/ order online. around the time my sister moved out, my dad auctioned of the collection on eBay, and it gathered a huge interest. the winner was some guy from Germany who bid over £300 for the set. WOW!
Omg! I don't even remember how I came into possession of these quiz cards as a kid, but just enjoyed looking through the artwork n trivia now and then xD
Pterosaurs are a complete separate group from Dinosaurs. Same for Mosasaurus or Pleisosaurus. Pterosaurs could fly, but they were not a dinosaur, but related. Some dinosaurs could glide, such as Microraptor or Archaeopteryx, but these days, when someone says the word dinosaur, it either means bird or the dinosaurs. The correct question should be What non-avian dinosaur flies?
Paleozoic Productions At most birds are a close relative of dinosaurs but not close enough to be actual dinosaurs because they are warm blooded and have a four chamber heart which contradicts what a reptile is.
JOSH! As a kid, I owned Mario is Missing, but 6 or 7 year old me wasn't old enough to read and understand the game (nor did I think a MARIO game would be like that as a kid). I would LOVE IT if you do a video where you a little more in depth on it. Been a fan for a long time, and I vicariously play Pokemon through your channel! Keep up the good work.
"Really-nervous-looking-Government Mario" was a real thing... kinda. A commercial for Super Mario All-Stars jokes that you can see "Mario negotiating an arms deal!"
My dad used to work for a storage unit owner and we usually got to take other people's stuff when they didn't pay their fees so when I was about 9 we got to clean a unit out and in a pile there was about 15 of these cards! I still have them around somewhere in my room.
I opened RUclips and scrolled down thinking "nothing special" about every video. Then I saw this and thought "These cards are going to be interestingly weird and dumb, aren't they." And what do you know, it was.
FYI, it is actually possible to make gold from other metals through radiation decay on certain non-stable isotopes. The gold produced through such means is radioactive and expensive as sin, and the amount is microscopic- but it can technically be done if someone really wanted to.
I’m guessing DLC in the 90s was Delivered Licensed Content.
fair point
Make really obscure secrets and show the way to get them in magazine.
5:23
Jwittz, it's obvious, this is how Toads are born, and as Royalty, it's Peach's duty to watch over them as a caring and loving figure.
That or these are the Kingdom's crops and she's comforting them before they are forcefully ripped from their home and cooked in boiling pots of broth until being served as a nice, warm, tasty soup.
Mmm, I'm hungry now.
Why not both?
James Gray exactly
ExtraLifeWithNoLife
Nah, she’s just having a picnic. Problem is, she has no basket.
WHAT IS HER NEXT MOVE?
*Zooms in on eyes*
Mario goes to Church
*Coming to Nintendo Switch*
And the DLC, Mario goes to the synagogue and Mario goes to the mosque
...I think I'll stick with Kirby Does His Taxes.
He already did in Odyssey
I'll stick with the Tax Fraud.
EvilApple567 That was a *church like* building it's not an actual church the wedding hall is where at least some people in the world of the mushroom kingdom go to get married
2:12 President Mario getting exposed for nuking the Koopa Kingdom without warning or provocation
Tarlo The Boar this is what caused the great koopa wat seen in the Mario brothers cartoon where we see the great George Washingtoad
A.K.A The True Mario Canon! Not that Matpat Crap.
Meanwhile the plumber is sitting right next to King K Rool.
#DrainThePipe
i mean kidnapping the leader of your opposing nation for well over 25 years is kinda grounds for retaliation...not sure about the nukes tho
I'd love to see an episode where you and another person actually use these to test your knowledge.
My headcanon for that final image is that Peach grows her own subjects to be undyingly loyal to her and that's what toads are.
Thank you for this enlightenment Jwittz
Now I know what a sweatshop is!
bo jackson and the entire video
These were outstanding. Thanks for sharing!
I can see through my jugular.
"What is alchemy?" It's the science of understanding deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden. But what could equal the value of a human soul...?
FinalFantasyIXMaster what's at the top is like what's at the bottom and what's at the bottom is like what's on top
ruclips.net/video/2uq34TeWEdQ/видео.html
Thank you so much
FinalFantasyIXMaster "Again" by Yui starts playing.
I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T ALONE WITH HAVING THIS IN MY HEAD IMMEDIATELY AFTER HEARING THE WORD "ALCHEMY"
4:51 (Gasp) It's Ridley!
Ridley confirmed for Smash 5
Noooo! He’s too big! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He's grateful to finally be invited.
Ridley is a dinosaur from our imaginaaatiooon...
That is the happiest I have ever seen Ridley!
I love to see any of those ironic artworks of the villain characters as cute and the good guys as creepily evil.
Maybe those little thin mushroms are baby Toads o3o
Or magic mushrooms judging by Peach's face...
Look like Super Mishrooms that haven't finished growing if you ask me.
Will this be on the exam?
None of this will be on the exam. The exam will only have questions about topics you have never heard before in your life.
As expected
Will there be extra credit?
The Marioguy25 no
5:14 You know, that's actually true. Pterodactyls were not dinosaurs.
But then, what IS a dinosaur exactly? GOOGLE TIME!!!
It's an archosaur with its hips structured so that its leg stick out directly underneath it....it's probably much more complex than that, but that's the general idea.
It's true, but also completely false, because dinosaurs CAN fly.
We call them birds.
Dinosaurs and pterosaurs were both archosaurs.
Plesiosaurs are also not dinosaurs
I can't believe this video is three years old, I've been wondering about this product since I was three. I have ZERO idea what happened to it, but I do recall having too many cards for the box made to store them.
I haven't even watched the full video, but that third question makes me want a set of cards for my future kids
I am all for this becoming the first part in a series of more of these hilarious cards.
As a dinosaur meganerd, the point at 4:55 gave me joy
Yup, too many normies still think all ancient reptiles are Dinosaurs
I don't care what Mario says, they will still be dinosaurs to me
what about birds and yi qi
Max Benjamin
Except the card was wrong and there were other cards that were wrong as well.
Tim Lindekilde
They were and are. By definition Dinosaur means large reptile. Its sad that people dont know that.
4:25 Well, obviously not all countries, but Australia has some time zones that are 1.5 hours ahead of the others. And certain countries follow DST at different times of the year. So it's not as far out as one would think.
~ TDG
Newfoundland is also on the half hour.
What’s wrong about learning about the mistakes of a country under a facist regime, and historical facts about landmark dates in international history?
ikr
Nothing at all! It's just an unexpected place to see the (normally heavily censored) Mario Bros.
Luigi's face is what sells it.
wonder if these cards were in germany??? and if they got censored
You know, I always pictured the Mushroom Kingdom as the happiest place on Earth. A place without any cares or concerns, where you can play golf even with your biggest enemies or invite them to your kart race. But the implication that the Holocaust happened in the happy-go-lucky Mario universe is simply unsettling to me.
0:24
Luigi, is there something you're not telling us?
I absolutely love these new videos of yours. It's like chronicling a slow descent into madness the deeper you go into Nintendo.
They may have displayed Mario & the gang in a lot of ways here, but how could they possibly forget the best Mario?
*vietnam*
*war soldier*
Thank God I'm following you on Twitter, or else I'd never have seen this in my feed.
Anyway, Another hilarious video about something I never knew existed. It kinda reminds me of Mario is Missing, but without the funky gameplay, silly world-traipsing, and meme-Luigi.
why dont u hit the bell and get in the notification squad?
I did, a long time ago. But you know how... picky... RUclips can be when it comes to ACTUALLY notifying people of new videos from people they're following.
Marth of Altea Pretty sure you just missed the notification.
A crossover between Mario and Fullmetal Alchemist is something I never knew I needed.
Mario's *DANK* history lessons.
Mario has not only traveled the whole world, but knows about the traditions of every religion as well
Which leads to one thing, HALAL MARIO IS REAL
1:02 Paragoomba. Yep. That’s what that is.
As soon as JWittz asked "What is alchemy?", my mind went like "the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance to this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strickly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?"
Lucas Blucas When anyone ask what is alchemy , give the FMA definition
Well, according to some, it’s Litoism..., so take your pick.
Holy crap I remember those! I used to trace the pictures of Mario in various poses and outfits onto paper to make my own scenarios. I vividly remember one that showed Mario in medieval armor kneeling before Peach, it was my favorite card because I just liked how Mario in armor looked.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane!
That was an experience!!! Also, as big dinosaur person, it is so refreshing to hear someone realize that not every ancient reptile was a dinosaur. Curse you toys!!!!
I must admit, some of the topics they had on these cards were, wow! The 90's were awesome: they wouldn't let kids know about any of that today...
3:26 Nah Mario's looking in like he's super confused and trying to figure out what's going on.
4:57 Although heavily outdated (given the nature of these cards), that Spinosaurus art looks really nice.
The "which dinosaur could fly" card is strange because on one hand it's really clever and correctly teaches kids that pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs, but on the other hand the idea that no dinosaurs could fly is outdated now considering the closer links between birds and dinosaurs discovered over the years
rattyeely
Fun fact: this means the one of the fastest living animals to ever live on earth is a Dinosaur that can fly, whose main food source is other dinosaurs that can also fly
At best they are a close relative but not an actual dinosaur since they contradict at least several things about reptiles like being warm blooded an d having a four chambered heart.
These seem pretty neat. I'd just buy them for the art!
I remember I actually had them
This and the Pokemon board games are the best kind of content you've ever made, Jwittz. I really love the obscure Nintendo stuff like this, and it really seems to get you excited to talk. Keep it up.
Reminds me a lot of the old Choose your own adventure books they did with Mario. I'd love to see you cover those if possible!
2:11 *”Mario negotiating an arms deal Mario. Okay maybe not.”*
Wow! I was gonna call out that "flying dinosaur" one as a trick question since pterodactyls aren't actually dinosaurs, but the game beat me to it! I am legitimately surprised that something from the nineties got that one right, because even today that doesn't seem to be very common knowledge.
I remember seeing these all over Twitter, ESPECIALLY 0:27
You've been working on your delivery and editing haven't you? Your content has always been witty, informative, fun (I could go on), but particularly this episode and the F-Zero episode have a different kind of flavour. A more comedic change of pace. All this to say, great work, and I hope you're having as much fun making these as we are watching.
Nothing caps out a Jwittz video like one of his classic freakouts.
1:02 But little goomba is taller than regular goomba.
They hadn't come up with the "Galoomba" name yet.
Personally, I think they should have called the SMW Goomba "Round Goomba."
Little Goomba had a spurt like Tiny Kong did.
And he stuck to his ironic nickname.
And then there's Chunky
He's dead.
The parakoopa is called a paragoomba and no one seems to care
Basilgames X oh wow your right, I guess I just processed it in my mind as saying koopa instead of goomba
...Okay. That was genuinely hilarious. I never seen those cards before.
My sister had all the Horrible History cards back in the day. you had a starter pack then with every magazine you bought you got more cards but never the same ones as the ones you already had, so was really easy to complete the set. after the first couple of issues, the shop would stop selling them and you had to get them via subscription/ order online.
around the time my sister moved out, my dad auctioned of the collection on eBay, and it gathered a huge interest. the winner was some guy from Germany who bid over £300 for the set. WOW!
I remember these! I loved the little Mario cartoons on each one.
2:29 It's always the eyes. The only thing that can make anything five times more terrifying is a soul piercing gaze.
I had this whole collection of cards! This box brings me back. Waaaaay back.
I like it when you show us cool nintendo and specifically Pokemon stuff
Holy crap I used to watch your videos when I was little and you showed up in my recommendations today. Glad you still make content dude!
I freaking LOVE and WANT these!!
5:47 Peach was probably hallucinating some stuff because of the mushrooms.
I remember these! They in my basement.... somewhere...
I love how you continue to find weird nintendo things to share with us
you should totally become a teacher!
that's honestly awsome
0:24 Didn't expect a Mario quiz card to bring that up.
The ending absolutely got me cracking up! This video is amazing
2:12 I guess this is the "Mario negotiating an arms deal" thing the trailers talked about
Omg! I don't even remember how I came into possession of these quiz cards as a kid, but just enjoyed looking through the artwork n trivia now and then xD
That card set needed some Waluigi to complete the dankness.
Otacon464 Imagine the RUclips profile pictures we could of had from that though.
I wish I still had these. Some of the few video game ephemera I sold off when I was younger.
Pterosaurs are a complete separate group from Dinosaurs. Same for Mosasaurus or Pleisosaurus. Pterosaurs could fly, but they were not a dinosaur, but related. Some dinosaurs could glide, such as Microraptor or Archaeopteryx, but these days, when someone says the word dinosaur, it either means bird or the dinosaurs. The correct question should be
What non-avian dinosaur flies?
Paleozoic Productions At most birds are a close relative of dinosaurs but not close enough to be actual dinosaurs because they are warm blooded and have a four chamber heart which contradicts what a reptile is.
Alchemist Mario? Now all he has to do is lose his arm and leg.
You want Luigi to completely lose his body?!
Would that make Peach May?
Nitro Indigo Toadette can be May Chang she's got the height and the braids.
Does that mean Toadette is Luigi's girlfriend?
0:24 my favorite part
WHAT DID YOU *DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*kay, that's enough quiz cards for today.
Best ending ever.
I love the abrupt ending to this video. Great stuff.
love this new format
Oh my god, I had these and I didn't remember them in the least until you showed one. What a nostalgia rush.
0:02 Huh, It’s like Finding Nemo.
Or like Finding Dory.
JOSH!
As a kid, I owned Mario is Missing, but 6 or 7 year old me wasn't old enough to read and understand the game (nor did I think a MARIO game would be like that as a kid). I would LOVE IT if you do a video where you a little more in depth on it. Been a fan for a long time, and I vicariously play Pokemon through your channel! Keep up the good work.
Woo! The Wittz is back!
I had no idea these were a thing. Thanks for the awesome video JWittz
I remember these. It’s making me wonder if I had these, or if I just had other quiz cards by the same company.
My soul desire to someday see a video on these cards, has been quenched. Thank you Master Sakurai.
Love jwittz videos
I remember having a few of these when I was younger. I don't recall any of them being as weird as the ones in this video though.
0:15 Lockstein From Gnoggin would know a lot about that one.
Keep up these types of videos. I don’t know if this counts as fact of the day but I still love it
"Really-nervous-looking-Government Mario" was a real thing... kinda. A commercial for Super Mario All-Stars jokes that you can see "Mario negotiating an arms deal!"
Source?
@@nightspawnson-of-luna4936 ruclips.net/video/yg1HZVklSLI/видео.html
My dad used to work for a storage unit owner and we usually got to take other people's stuff when they didn't pay their fees so when I was about 9 we got to clean a unit out and in a pile there was about 15 of these cards! I still have them around somewhere in my room.
I opened RUclips and scrolled down thinking "nothing special" about every video. Then I saw this and thought "These cards are going to be interestingly weird and dumb, aren't they." And what do you know, it was.
Revisit these one day! I need more of this in my life.
I love these. I would get a pack and hang up my favorite cards around my work desk for inspiration
Man, you've helped me learn about so many amazing things from before my time. If you're still reading comments, I appreciate your videos a bunch!
1:20 Hey look, I found Eddie the Mean Old Yeti
3:40 shoutout to anchorage Ak lmaooo
4:23 that’s true to an extent; look at China with one time zone or wacked up Australia time zones
I love your videos, JWittz! I am glad that you are making more!
Oh my god I thought I was the only one who remembered these. I still have these, almost a full set.
You mention art and you actually look just like my Art Appreciation college professor!
I actually learned a thing or two, thanks professor JWittz!
This is like the best video I've ever seen in a long while. I just couldn't stop laughing from those Mario Quiz Cards. Now I want them. XD
that's enough quiz cards for "today?" ;) 5:52
I remember reading these in my 3rd grade classroom. Amazing.
Wow I had that when I was young. I remember I had it 3/4 full and my favorite was about the sun eating the earth as it aged.
I actually saw a set of these cards at a Savers once, I was surprised by it.
1:03 we aren't gonna notice that it says "little goomba"
2:30 STOP LOOKING INTO MY SOUL!
I have a box of these! One of them calls the Galoomba a Goombob, and I live by that.
FYI, it is actually possible to make gold from other metals through radiation decay on certain non-stable isotopes. The gold produced through such means is radioactive and expensive as sin, and the amount is microscopic- but it can technically be done if someone really wanted to.
Nice of the history books to teach us all about the horrors of war and the suffering all soldiers go through, ey Luigi?