Mal: I don't know any (pro) football player that's ever played at Duke. Parks: I don't either, but they're out there. Mal: They're out there? So are aliens LMAO
You guys gotta do a cartoon about the rory and sam not taking the chicken out 😂😂😂😂 please, heard this on spotify I had to come to RUclips to see the reaction 😂😂😂
Joe Budden episode highlights Over the Strings ?! May Vary From Spotify 4:19 Drops ☔️ / The Draft 37:14 Tyreek Hill / What’s Abuse ? 54:16 Why Magic Stepped Down/ Bullies 1:13:45 Coachella‘s Patient 0 Outbreak/ Bun B 1:43:00 Joe Try’s To buy the N / It’s Rory Rory Song 2:06:07 No Dame Did That / Sayvon The Volume Shooter 2:21:10 Sleepers
I felt the same way as everyone else I guess. But I’m a Cowboys fan and didn’t want it to come off as hate, but I see everyone is pretty much agreeing on that pick👎🏾 😂.
47:20-49:00 Mal and joes laugh took me out, Rory gettin mad at Sam for not taking out the chicken 🤣🤣🤣 55:55-56:28 🤣🤣🤣 joe hilarious Love this podcast 😂😭🤣🙌🏽
Right!!! And Joe always feels the need to clown Mal...who ain't a Saint but he take it in stride,I think Joe do that bullshit to make his 2 white host comfortable...smh
Joe knows he is mad he couldn’t stomp the yard ..... he wanted to be in a frat so bad 😂😂😂..... but he decided to be on Dust racing trains ....... ooooo ima beat it !! Yelling “HOBOKEN”
I always felt horrible bcuz my Dad was always more disappointed with me more than pissed...that made me want to make him proud, therefore staying out of trouble...yall feel me?! 😁
Parks high-key gettin' buckets; right after that at 1:14:52 leading into about 1:15:50 (when you got a sec), then the 'and 1' at 1:16:12 (round of applause). STRONG start to the second half...lol.
Deavon Oliver he literally knows nothing bro, dude said last episode efficiency doesn’t matter. Also don’t realise Lillard been 8-12 from that distance that playoff series 🤦🏽♂️
I work two jobs & ever since yall started doing 2 episodes a week, I've been having something to look forward to listening to while I relax & play games. I use this for background audio. I'm usually a week behind, but that's no problem. I love this podcast.
I don't have a Twitter. So I figure I'll leave this in the comments. I have 3 kids. My daughter being the oldest at almost 6 yrs old. I do spank her. But as the adult in the situation means you have to understand a couple of things. 1. Your kids naturally respect/fear you. Unless you've given them reason not to. 2. You make the rules and enforce the consequences if they decide to not adhere to those rules. 3. You have to understand they are kids and as much as you'd like them to be a perfect version of you, they are learning how to live. Which means they'll make mistakes. Just like you did. But, at the end of the day. Talking doesn't always work. And when you've repeated yourself numerous times and they think it's sweet. A subtle reminder is needed to show who makes the rules. No tools (belts, switches). Just mainly hands to thighs or butts. No more than 3-5 swats, to drive home the point I was trying to get across. The goal is to makes them aware early that you're their provider and disciplinarian so they respect your words and know you are only trying to shape them to be better people. Even though I spank her. She still is overjoyed when she sees me coming to pick them up after work. I'd rather do it than not. We all know someone with a kid that you think... just whoop em. They'll settle down. Just my thoughts
Ahmad Mantley read Spare The Kids by Dr Stacey Patton. You’ll realize why psychologically you’re may be imprinting depression, anxiety low self esteem on your six year old. Without words, someone she loves is hittin her and telling her that’s it’s her fault. Sounds familiar? Ask every domestic violence victim who their first “hitter” was.
@@adiayarnarts2567 I would argue that alot of self esteem issues can spawn from "abuse" . But a parent who is emotionally and mentally sound, corrective discipline is definitely useful. Especially in the current state of affairs...My parents ALWAYS explained WHY I was in trouble, HOW it disappointed them and WHAT they expected from me as a child. I wasn't given whippings after a certain age, I believe 9 or 10, and had more punishments and removal of the things I enjoyed. So correction and discipline, when properly administered can be helpful. IMHO 😁
Tricia Tomlinson there is a big difference between spanking a child and abusing a child or another human being. You can not compare a parent spanking a child’s bottom to an adult slapping punching or hitting another adult. Nice try but no. Some parents don’t know how to properly discipline their children and take out their anger on their children but that is not what spanking is so please stop it. As some one who was spanked with hands and belts I can say I am very grateful for how my family handled discipline no children in my family were spared a spanking and now that we’re all grown adults we’ve never been arrested no history of violence no getting kicked out of our Homes and no one ever ran away. Every one finished high school and no one is sitting at our parents homes in our 20 we’re all out making something of our selves. I won’t say it’s all thanks to the spankings but I know we would have fell victim to any of the traps inner city youth fall to without a strong sense discipline. We were spanked with love not with anger.
I dont have girls but, my thoughts are "your children are your children. You can parent differently when at that young of an age there really isn't that much of a difference. That being said, you discipline to what works, not what hurts".
Finally Something To Watch With The Turkey Sandwich, Every Time I Get This Notifications I Have A Smile On My Face Because I Know It’s About To Be A Great Morning 😁
Hearing Parks say I cried the other day because I was happy was thee most refreshing thing I ever heard on this podcast...and for a podcast full of gems that's saying something...salute Parks
Moveeee yo body body 😂😂😂 thanks Joe now yo version of the song is in my head...and actually seeing you trying stroll I'm weak and the Daniel Jones rant 😂😂
I think harden a better shooter than dame them step backs threes is not easy my brother !! However I like dame style of play better!! Harden be always looking for fouls shit drives me crazy!!
Joe is one of them ppl who when their wrong they try every angle possible to justify their reasoning 😂😂 your wrong it’s ok, won’t be the last time either. Humble yourself beloved.
Imagining Rory getting mad at Sam for not taking out the chicken is wild funny fam 😂😂😂
He is probably like "Why I ought a!"
tbreeze415 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
man i was fkn dying, i had an image in my head of Rory rolling up one sleeve & rushin inside the crib 😂
I know the internet would have tried to cancel him if he meant it the other way. But that visual is pure comedy
@@treefiddytwoo @treefiddytwo, lmfao hahahahahahahahah and there is Sephora bags on the counter next to the unthawed chicken. Hahahahahaha
Who’s all under 30 that watches/listens to this podcast? 👀
SlowClass Kai me. 19
I’m 26
I’m 22 lmaoo
Im 17
27 🙌🙌💪💪
If you're reading this that means we are both blessed to see another day!! Enjoy it while I recover from this hangover on a Monday!
I’m watching as I recover from a hangover too 😭
Blessings brother
Same here I called in to work today.
@chrissy christoff you can't simplify devotion to just one day!
@chrissy christoff I bet your significant other loves being with someone who only needs devotion on Sunday
Mal: I don't know any (pro) football player that's ever played at Duke.
Parks: I don't either, but they're out there.
Mal: They're out there? So are aliens LMAO
This episode is mad funny. The draft and rory's chicken had me dying.
The image of a white dude angrily checking his black fiance about not thawing out the chicken beforehand could definitely be a chapelle skit 😂
Freak Davis factssssssssssssss🤣🤣🤣
Trading places episode lol
Sam seems alot like Gary Owens wife of u know what i mean real niggaz know the Temp.
Mal with the intro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥. He's that friend who picks up the slack when the team is down lol.
Mal CHILDISH saying Joe was singing like he was a cruise ship singer 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
That was funny af!! 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can’t front, I love this podcast bro.. these dudes funny as hell!
1:47:10-1:47:50 😆 I rewound this at least ten times.. Joe is a fool 😂!
Kia Wade I was laughing so hard! 😭😂
Soooooo funny
What do I see.... this guy is stupid 😭😭😭
Yooooo this is my fav moment ! Rory def deserves a nasty award for that Nina sky step
I literally was re-listening on Spotify and had to switch to RUclips to see it. Joe is madd wild 🤣🤣🤣.
Mal w/ the intro today 💪💪💪😎😎😎😎🍃🍃🍃🍃💰💰💰💰💰
Salute!
He should do it more often
Funny part was Joe whispering and Mal repeating. 😂
yup
This episode was 🔥. He should def do the intro more often.
i had to see the disgust on Joe's face over that pick. Spotify didn't do it any justice lmao
They should have used Joe's face from IG as the cover for this episode. lol
1:47:30 is when Joe showed how Rory stomped the yard... While throwing up Omega hooks. 🤦🏽♂️
im fucking dead rn lmao
The real MVP
😂😂😂😂
Thanks the only reason i came here 😂😂
Real tears 😭
We need a Joe Budden cartoon of Rory getting mad at Sam for not taking the chicken out lmaoo
I missed it what's the time stamp?
@@ess.1020 all good, start at like minute 47:00
I wanna cartoon of Joe explaining catching the clap from a toilet 😂
Joe singing Nina Sky and stomping to it is definitely the Nastiest thing this week. And the week just started 😂
I came to RUclips just to see this 😂😂😂
I was not prepared😂😂😂
You guys gotta do a cartoon about the rory and sam not taking the chicken out 😂😂😂😂 please, heard this on spotify I had to come to RUclips to see the reaction 😂😂😂
Joe Budden episode highlights
Over the Strings ?! May Vary From Spotify
4:19 Drops ☔️ / The Draft
37:14 Tyreek Hill / What’s Abuse ?
54:16 Why Magic Stepped Down/ Bullies
1:13:45 Coachella‘s Patient 0 Outbreak/ Bun B
1:43:00 Joe Try’s To buy the N / It’s Rory Rory Song
2:06:07 No Dame Did That / Sayvon The Volume Shooter
2:21:10 Sleepers
More sleep 🎵 frm oth?
"10 days, back in the streets" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭 y'all are NAAAASTY
Im mad everybody missed that herpes bar rory spit "With no Usher on the headline" im dying 😆😂
😂😂😂😂😂...I said the same thing!!!
Slow down " you know what you here for " and make that Mal's new drop. 😂
0:16
Sam better take that chicken out of the freezer lol
Trap God lmfao
Skip and Shannon didn’t fight, Stephen A and Max pieced it up 😂😂
CreamyConcrete what happened?
Phillip Ozia nfl draft about the Giants
I felt the same way as everyone else I guess. But I’m a Cowboys fan and didn’t want it to come off as hate, but I see everyone is pretty much agreeing on that pick👎🏾 😂.
@@pfunk1992 bruh if you need to ask you don't need to know
Peaced*
11:33 *Rory* delivers the phrase _"Sport's AnaLYSIST"_ ! Let's roll with it. Sounds like _a step up from a Sport's AnaLYST_ !
47:20-49:00 Mal and joes laugh took me out, Rory gettin mad at Sam for not taking out the chicken 🤣🤣🤣
55:55-56:28 🤣🤣🤣 joe hilarious
Love this podcast 😂😭🤣🙌🏽
you dont even know how fast i pulled my headphones out when parks said "spoiler alert" LMAOOOO
Mal took the whole inventory of hats with the upside down logo
French toast, bacon , eggs and my favourite podcast to start of my day! Good morning and God bless everyone! 🖤🤘
Get back to Work
@Dre Hines yo I just had the same breakfast. Salute...
Dre Hines that breakfast sounds good!
Mmmm that sounds tasty !!! Add a sliced avacado, fried potatoes and coffee and your morning is str8 !!
No pork sister. It’s unclean.
Mal got in his “Jermaine Dupri” bag 🗣 “Y’all know what this is” 🤣🤣
Shout out to everyone who called out of work this morning for their mental health ♥️
Yerrp self care
Huh? Is that allowed lol
This was BY FAR the FUNNIEST intro ever. Seeing Mal do the intro was craaaazy. Sad Joe reminding him “shout out Spotify” had me ROLLING! 🤣
"Around the way they call me pound cake, I stay with a POUND and CAKE!" 😂🤣😂
1:41:00
GamingWithUno what track is this thooo😂
Where is Savon with the nasty awards when you need em?
Joe is the type of person to say *content* when being held at gunpoint
Good morning spliff and good morning vibes. Shout out to everyone tuning in. Bless up!
😎👌☺
Peace n good morning!! 🌴☀
Vibes
"with no Usher headline" 😂😂 Rory with the sneaky joke
You Know The Vibes
Rory going crazy over sam not taking the chicken out was hilarious😂😂😂
Who's here to double back on the pod
This that "re" for us spotify listeners.
I double back every Tuesday and Friday. Somehow it's always something i missed during the first time
Joe: Which is my man too, shout out to Carlos Boozer
Parks: Your twin!?
Him and Rory stay sniping on the low
Right!!! And Joe always feels the need to clown Mal...who ain't a Saint but he take it in stride,I think Joe do that bullshit to make his 2 white host comfortable...smh
Yo, the Move your body body part got me in tears bruh!! Joe is wild!!
I never watch the videos but I HAD to see joe doing the kappa stomp to move ya body 🤣🤣
OG lmao bless us with the time stamp 😂😂😂
Fuck my real name Hoe 1:47:00
Joe knows he is mad he couldn’t stomp the yard ..... he wanted to be in a frat so bad 😂😂😂..... but he decided to be on Dust racing trains ....... ooooo ima beat it !! Yelling “HOBOKEN”
Tf😂🤣
Lmao 😂 facts
aaayyyeeeee yoooooo lmmfaaoo " yelling Hoboken" bruhhh i kno niggas like that Jersey City life haaaaaa
😂😂😂
😳😂😂😂
When joe says one day we got to make a list... that day never comes 😩😭😭
FRRRRR!!!
I always felt horrible bcuz my Dad was always more disappointed with me more than pissed...that made me want to make him proud, therefore staying out of trouble...yall feel me?! 😁
Elese Campbell man that’s the worst when they do that you really FEEL LIKE SHIT
Elese Campbell Exactly!!! Hearing my dad tell me he was disappointed with me hurt more than any spanking
Daddy wasn't there but your comment makes me feel good to know that there are good people like you and your father in this world
no
Joe gotta do a Mal pullup!😂
S Rich lmao where he say that at
@@Whoisjamel I just think he should he always says how we don't know Mal...it'll be hilarious
S Rich lol
Rory got the knees out. I ain't no white boys got ashy 😂😂 Salute Fellas
Everyone gets ashy, but it just blends in with white skin, lol
Yo, my elbows in the winter time feel like they could cut the sleeves out a sweater
@@HookedonChronics 😂😂😂 factssss
Yooo I had to comment on this one. I haven’t laughed this hard over an episode in a minute. Y’all killed it. Definitely a new fave in the archives.😂
Giants already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs
Manny Manhattan Music damn 😂
Manny Manhattan Music toughest conference in the league after the NFC north
RIP John Singleton..one of the greatest directors and storytellers of our time 🙏
Cup of Joe ☕️ and an episode of Joe. Morning has now officially started.
Pause cup of Joe lmao
⏸
“Don’t ever say “Cup of Joe” to me again!”
Get back to work
“ cup of joe” is sick.
1:11:18 ‘They have a herpes app’
The way all 3 of their faces change and turn to face Parks😂😂
🤣
Mal in a good mood after for the love of Mal 😂
I’m starting to think Joe just want to disagree with them to create conversation then he agrees at the end 😂😂😂 I cannot
Mc Lee Daniel that’s exactly what he does
i dont care what nobody say i like the non-music talks. its more entertaining that way
1 Richiey agreed!!!!
Totally agree! I almost hate whenever the get serious on any topic. They are hilarious
1:13:55,
Joe: sorry
Parks: sore-ry?!🤣🤣
Like if you got it
I died when parks came in with that.
Parks high-key gettin' buckets; right after that at 1:14:52 leading into about 1:15:50 (when you got a sec), then the 'and 1' at 1:16:12 (round of applause).
STRONG start to the second half...lol.
@@doubtequalsammo Parks lowkey the funniest on the podcast.
Kaleb Fasika 😅😅😅😭😭😭
he so quick with the jokes it’s super easy to miss em
Any other grown ass men out here having already heard the pod on spotify?
BR nah we TIDAL till death. I can catch the pod right here on RUclips.
I heard it Saturday the intro took me out with Guys Let's Chill! Joe's so melodramatic!
Joe: My God is a forgiving God - Mal: ohh shittt... lol
Imagine being Mal a “NBA fan” saying Dame’s shot was a bad shot when his nickname is Logo Lillard 🤣 Mal too hard headed
Dawg he thinks Westbrook is he best player in the nba his basketball takes are horrible
Deavon Oliver he literally knows nothing bro, dude said last episode efficiency doesn’t matter. Also don’t realise Lillard been 8-12 from that distance that playoff series 🤦🏽♂️
Tavion Thomas and all these guys football takes are horrible
Mal just an old head 🤣
Biggs nickname is not Logi Lillard. Nobody has ever said that shit outside of bleacher report on ig.
yo when joe did the kappa step to the nina sky 😂😂😂 oh shit lol
I needed this along with a cup of coffee and some dabssss thanks guys from vegas 702
Jam and Scratch, SOREY, The Usher Herpes line, Get ya tongue from down there. Yo this episode was crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When mal starts the podcast you know is finna be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 another phase lmao
I work two jobs & ever since yall started doing 2 episodes a week, I've been having something to look forward to listening to while I relax & play games. I use this for background audio. I'm usually a week behind, but that's no problem. I love this podcast.
2019 has been rough on New York sports fans
One of the players they drafted got shot
I strictly came here for Joe stomping the yard to Nina Sky 😂😂😂😂😂 The saturday podcasts are the best
Shout out to all the accountants and people who work in finance out there. This podcast helps me get through the corporate hours quickly 😁😘🇬🇧
Staria Lee that makes two of us 🤣🇬🇧
I work in technical support at a big company and this podcast (and my shatter pen) makes the days fly!! 😂
I work in HR and I swear listening to this helps me deal with looking at all these damn CV's
GOD YES 😳😳😩. Financial Analyst here and this podcast is hilarious !! I'm the only one laughing in the office 😂🤣😂 !
Facts
Mal has the WORST sports opinion i’ve ever heard
Man!!! I couldn't wait til this one with Joe going viral after the Draft!!!
Sorey!!! 😂😂😂 they outta control man best podcast out
Just don't allow Mal ever to speak about basketball again.
The same argument he made for Westbrook he denies for LEBRON!! Fam?!? He needs help, the team is trash!
Rory: Sam why didn’t you take the chicken out ? 🤬🤬🤬
I don't have a Twitter. So I figure I'll leave this in the comments. I have 3 kids. My daughter being the oldest at almost 6 yrs old. I do spank her. But as the adult in the situation means you have to understand a couple of things. 1. Your kids naturally respect/fear you. Unless you've given them reason not to. 2. You make the rules and enforce the consequences if they decide to not adhere to those rules. 3. You have to understand they are kids and as much as you'd like them to be a perfect version of you, they are learning how to live. Which means they'll make mistakes. Just like you did. But, at the end of the day. Talking doesn't always work. And when you've repeated yourself numerous times and they think it's sweet. A subtle reminder is needed to show who makes the rules. No tools (belts, switches). Just mainly hands to thighs or butts. No more than 3-5 swats, to drive home the point I was trying to get across. The goal is to makes them aware early that you're their provider and disciplinarian so they respect your words and know you are only trying to shape them to be better people. Even though I spank her. She still is overjoyed when she sees me coming to pick them up after work. I'd rather do it than not. We all know someone with a kid that you think... just whoop em. They'll settle down. Just my thoughts
Ahmad Mantley read Spare The Kids by Dr Stacey Patton. You’ll realize why psychologically you’re may be imprinting depression, anxiety low self esteem on your six year old. Without words, someone she loves is hittin her and telling her that’s it’s her fault. Sounds familiar? Ask every domestic violence victim who their first “hitter” was.
@@adiayarnarts2567 I would argue that alot of self esteem issues can spawn from "abuse" . But a parent who is emotionally and mentally sound, corrective discipline is definitely useful. Especially in the current state of affairs...My parents ALWAYS explained WHY I was in trouble, HOW it disappointed them and WHAT they expected from me as a child. I wasn't given whippings after a certain age, I believe 9 or 10, and had more punishments and removal of the things I enjoyed. So correction and discipline, when properly administered can be helpful. IMHO 😁
Tricia Tomlinson there is a big difference between spanking a child and abusing a child or another human being. You can not compare a parent spanking a child’s bottom to an adult slapping punching or hitting another adult. Nice try but no. Some parents don’t know how to properly discipline their children and take out their anger on their children but that is not what spanking is so please stop it. As some one who was spanked with hands and belts I can say I am very grateful for how my family handled discipline no children in my family were spared a spanking and now that we’re all grown adults we’ve never been arrested no history of violence no getting kicked out of our Homes and no one ever ran away. Every one finished high school and no one is sitting at our parents homes in our 20 we’re all out making something of our selves. I won’t say it’s all thanks to the spankings but I know we would have fell victim to any of the traps inner city youth fall to without a strong sense discipline. We were spanked with love not with anger.
I dont have girls but, my thoughts are "your children are your children. You can parent differently when at that young of an age there really isn't that much of a difference. That being said, you discipline to what works, not what hurts".
You're absolutely right!!!
The story about Tiny & the homeless man legitimately had me in tears lmao!! This podcast is gold.
I love the chemistry between you guys...shit is hilarious!!!
Well this is awkward..
Envisioning Rory being mad about Sam not taking the chicken out is hilarious 😂😂😂
I had to like off the "you can rot in jail line" 🤣
The first hour is crazy! Content King’s!!
Finally Something To Watch With The Turkey Sandwich, Every Time I Get This Notifications I Have A Smile On My Face Because I Know It’s About To Be A Great Morning 😁
47:48 Rory whooping ass 🤣🤣🤣
WE NEED A CARTOON
I liked this off the first 2 mins 😂🤣😂 joe hurt yo... "tell em what episode it is" 😒☹ bahahaha joe so hurt cdfu 😂😂😅
Yo when Joe was doing his impression of how the Kappas dance to Nina Sky's "Move Your Body" I DIIIIIIED LMAOOOOLLL
1:01:50 Mal getting into his singing bag.
@@lukestass2165 Yes it is.
Hearing Parks say I cried the other day because I was happy was thee most refreshing thing I ever heard on this podcast...and for a podcast full of gems that's saying something...salute Parks
The move ya body nina sky remix sounds nassstyy
1:57:50
Parks: That's A Luke Take
Joe: 🎶🎶Come On Baby🎶🎶
(Mal,Dancing in the Background) 😂😂
Rory gettin mad at Sam over chicken is hilarious 😂😂😂
Moveeee yo body body 😂😂😂 thanks Joe now yo version of the song is in my head...and actually seeing you trying stroll I'm weak and the Daniel Jones rant 😂😂
I love the solo MAL cam...😂🤷🏾♀️🙏🏽💦
I threw my phone when joe did the kappa stomp lmfaooo 😂😂😂
Some people say embarrassment is abuse but alot of people use that as an alternative form of discipline
Adrienne Harris depends
@@yaheard3918 yes it does I don't but I know people do
The best podcast hands down! The best episodes -like this - is when they talk about nothing and just start cracking jokes 😂😂
Mal needs to stop playing and give Dame his props, it was an unbelievable shot. And no way is Harden a better shooter than Dame and PG salty af 😂
Mal wilding for thinking Westbrook the best player in the league
@@N3wFoundRapp3r facts 😂
I think harden a better shooter than dame them step backs threes is not easy my brother !! However I like dame style of play better!! Harden be always looking for fouls shit drives me crazy!!
LETS GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!SHOUT OUT FROM WESTDALLAS,TEXAS!!!!!!
Can't wait to laugh at that visual of Joe doing Nina sky🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rory had me dying with that "10 days back in the streets" XD
Joe budden doing a kappa step with que dog hooks is crazy lol ... I'm weak
HA HA JOE!!!!SHOUT OUT FROM WESTDALLAS,TEXAS!!!!!!
48:03 had me crying 🤣🤣
I'm literally here at my resort in yhe Punta Cana, Dominican Republic watching my favorite Podcast.
47:33 we need a rory chicken cartoon skit 😂😂😂
Joe is one of them ppl who when their wrong they try every angle possible to justify their reasoning 😂😂 your wrong it’s ok, won’t be the last time either. Humble yourself beloved.
“Around the way they call me pound cake, i stay with the pound and cake”
That’s a nasty quotable 🤣🤣🤣🤣