Papa John Ate 40 Pizzas In 30 Days & Is Going Insane - H3 Podcast

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  • @benjaminleavitt3666
    @benjaminleavitt3666 4 года назад +4490

    Ever since he became a paid intern, we haven’t seen as much of Ian. The money has changed him. 💰

    • @SupremeLogo
      @SupremeLogo 4 года назад +77

      C. R. E. A. M.

    • @kenziebrianne5915
      @kenziebrianne5915 4 года назад +135

      He's a salaried employee

    • @theweaponartisan9080
      @theweaponartisan9080 4 года назад +33

      Or maybe he has a girlfriend to worry about

    • @CmSil3r
      @CmSil3r 4 года назад +20

      He a slave.

    • @joshuas637
      @joshuas637 4 года назад +31

      @@theweaponartisan9080 why would that change his job

  • @randomshittyvideos2997
    @randomshittyvideos2997 4 года назад +1654

    Ethan: "Have I said something racist this episode?"
    That's needs to be a soundbite.

    • @jonl7855
      @jonl7855 4 года назад +20

      Time stamp pls🙏

    • @LatticeAnomaly
      @LatticeAnomaly 4 года назад +49

      @@jonl7855 2:09:18

    • @heyitsdamos
      @heyitsdamos 4 года назад

      Bump

    • @shgh2695
      @shgh2695 4 года назад +25

      “I’ve been watching a lot of hitler documentaries recently.”

    • @PBrousse
      @PBrousse 4 года назад

      Si, por favor :^]

  • @morpho5539
    @morpho5539 4 года назад +108

    2:09:19 Sound bite of Ethan "Have I said something Racist this episode?" and when he says something that may be controversial and everyone in the crew doesn't laugh, you play it.

  • @jackvandegriffe9747
    @jackvandegriffe9747 4 года назад +570

    “I like it”
    “I like it”
    “I like it”
    “I’m over it”
    “I like it”
    “I’m over it”
    “Fill that bag up”
    Zach was ON it with the sound board this episode

    • @mybikiniarea
      @mybikiniarea 4 года назад +1

      Jack Vandegriffe timestamp pls?

    • @Nicknyamka
      @Nicknyamka 4 года назад +7

      mybikiniarea 1:10:00

    • @donaldyoungberg3235
      @donaldyoungberg3235 4 года назад +17

      And for these reasons, I'm out.

    • @evanfive3298
      @evanfive3298 4 года назад +10

      1:15:47 was the best

    • @tonquint3
      @tonquint3 4 года назад

      @@evanfive3298 lmaoooo yes definitely

  • @mellopi
    @mellopi 4 года назад +642

    I love hearing the guys in the far away background laughing

    • @OCV102
      @OCV102 4 года назад +17

      Generally love when the boys are laughing in the background. There's not enough laughs to make a compilation too (especially Dan and Zach, Ian likes to enjoy in silence)

    • @ShakalakaRD1
      @ShakalakaRD1 4 года назад +14

      SWEAR I CRACK UP EVERY TIME I HEAR THE GUYS LAUGHING IN THE BACK

    • @rafaelestrada1846
      @rafaelestrada1846 4 года назад +3

      That's pretty much the reason I watch the podcast! Wanna be friends?

    • @miks2819
      @miks2819 4 года назад

      @@rafaelestrada1846 I'd be your friend

    • @jamesmelton775
      @jamesmelton775 4 года назад

      I love hearing that too. You been watching YMH? I mean, since it doesn’t happen here...

  • @michaelcrump7225
    @michaelcrump7225 4 года назад +213

    Ethan: *Makes fun of Papa John the whole segment and says he looks like a pizza.
    Also Ethan literally right after he said papa looks like a pizza: “why can’t we get papa john on this show?”

    • @lirfrank
      @lirfrank 4 года назад +16

      Ethan goofs on everyone.
      If Papa can't take it, it's on him.

    • @travisstincelli9669
      @travisstincelli9669 4 года назад

      "Just as an aside, quickly."

  • @felipefasanella7764
    @felipefasanella7764 4 года назад +286

    Zach should try to do an entire "Ian conversation" Just with soundbites.

  • @fabianwareinc1171
    @fabianwareinc1171 4 года назад +680

    How to transition from one conversation to another:
    "I've been watching a lot of Hitler documentaries." - Ethan 2019

    • @rayquazza777
      @rayquazza777 4 года назад +5

      Fabian Piedra cause he said ss tier and ss was the military police for nazis

    • @EvilDead24
      @EvilDead24 4 года назад +1

      Fabian Piedra Hila: “let’s google some ISIS videos”

    • @Zjayc777
      @Zjayc777 4 года назад +2

      It was so smooth it couldn’t have been intentional

    • @summerwithsai
      @summerwithsai 4 года назад +1

      23:18

    • @dynctive
      @dynctive 2 года назад

      Weirdly enough, this comment has 666 likes

  • @xPosumx
    @xPosumx 4 года назад +67

    I love how you read the comments, take on the criticism, change it and move on. It’s so refreshing! Not that you always have to bend to the comments but it’s nice to have a conversation to some degree

  • @isaacskylee
    @isaacskylee 4 года назад +693

    I’m happy that Ethan actually addresses issues addressed in the comments

    • @velvetaeon2774
      @velvetaeon2774 4 года назад +32

      It's nice, I hate it when creators don't mention the comments

    • @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371
      @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 4 года назад +1

      Isaac Lee it scares me somewhat because every once in a while someone will snitch about an action you do during the reads if you get what I mean.

    • @akiranishimura2238
      @akiranishimura2238 4 года назад +4

      @@ShoeNice22videos hey shoenice hope all is well love your crazy content and unique personality

    • @meko7878
      @meko7878 4 года назад +7

      JadynWuzHere please do not influence him

    • @doomtrap
      @doomtrap 4 года назад +2

      @@Shadow4977 says someone chillin in the comments

  • @mfpuma_
    @mfpuma_ 4 года назад +352

    "I think it's time to put the Shoe, in the box" - Hila, 2019

    • @likemike23100
      @likemike23100 4 года назад +3

      Shoenice Official Channel yo waddup shoe

    • @phez_846
      @phez_846 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos oH HoMiee

    • @MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN
      @MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos Andy Kauffman called, he said this joke format sucks, but he hates shitty copycats like you more

    • @velvetaeon2774
      @velvetaeon2774 4 года назад +2

      @@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN leave SHOENICE aloooone!

    • @sadsoft5475
      @sadsoft5475 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos lmao ok schizophrenic freak

  • @karma5235
    @karma5235 4 года назад +318

    ethan out of topics?
    A: poop jokes
    B: mention dead air
    C: ask how everyone else is doing

    • @willsimpsart
      @willsimpsart 4 года назад +3

      @@ShoeNice22videos shoenice do you actually hate ethan

    • @desiree2401
      @desiree2401 4 года назад +16

      D: *So I've been watching alot of Hitler documentaries*

    • @karma5235
      @karma5235 4 года назад +2

      @@ShoeNice22videos yeah are you and Ethan cool?

  • @jordanmacy5224
    @jordanmacy5224 4 года назад +345

    Everyone: *in the middle of the papa johns interview discussion*
    Ethan out of nowhere: "Ive been watching a lot of Hitler documentaries recently"

  • @joycecaswell5785
    @joycecaswell5785 4 года назад +387

    “Why is he so wet?”
    Hila: he just came out of the oven
    Lmaooooo

    • @alexjohnson5512
      @alexjohnson5512 4 года назад +7

      Hila only comes with that heat.

    • @troydebouter6093
      @troydebouter6093 4 года назад

      Shoenice Official Channel not funny wierdo

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 4 года назад +2

      He is sweating garlic sauce

    • @courtneymariew14
      @courtneymariew14 4 года назад

      @@Kigoz4Life it makes sense lol. shes implying if he was in the oven then he would be sweating a ton.

    • @courtneymariew14
      @courtneymariew14 4 года назад

      @@Kigoz4Life have you never sweat before LOL

  • @oggaspack7971
    @oggaspack7971 4 года назад +157

    Dan yelling was so funny. Ethan got scared for a second Haha

    • @rockabillybandit6328
      @rockabillybandit6328 4 года назад

      Time.?

    • @jamiereid6444
      @jamiereid6444 4 года назад +11

      @@rockabillybandit6328 0:00:18

    • @7belowfn593
      @7belowfn593 4 года назад +13

      I watched that like 3 times lmao. Ethan’s reaction was so classic

    • @ThreeTrillionTrees
      @ThreeTrillionTrees 4 года назад +1

      @@jamiereid6444 I like how his fist pumps sync up with the clapping

  • @mitchdurr
    @mitchdurr 4 года назад +150

    Give Dan a segment where he reviews Kettle Brand Kettle chip flavors

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 4 года назад +4

      I'd watch that

    • @syd5604
      @syd5604 3 года назад +1

      jalapeño

    • @TheNickleChick
      @TheNickleChick 3 года назад +2

      Truffle and pepper is KING

    • @prisonmike19
      @prisonmike19 3 года назад +1

      dare i say , the pickle flavor is my favorite

  • @sleptkingdom9987
    @sleptkingdom9987 4 года назад +1555

    Make “ you’re on the wrong street cuz “ shirts ! Like so they can see

    • @sleptkingdom9987
      @sleptkingdom9987 4 года назад +14

      Shoenice Official Channel put in a good word for me

    • @javerious24
      @javerious24 4 года назад +1

      @@sleptkingdom9987 thwy already have them

    • @sleptkingdom9987
      @sleptkingdom9987 4 года назад +2

      FLIGHT THE MESSIAH send me the link or it didn’t happen

    • @Philosophical24
      @Philosophical24 4 года назад +3

      I’d buy instantly

    • @sleptkingdom9987
      @sleptkingdom9987 4 года назад +1

      Philip Banks I’m waiting on the link ! Go ahead I’ll wait

  • @AcroCrystal
    @AcroCrystal 4 года назад +1353

    only 1 minute in and i'm completely satisfied with this podcast

    • @SupremeLogo
      @SupremeLogo 4 года назад +2

      @Jason Rodrigues are you buying any new merch? I like how there is cotton crew neck sweatshirts lol

    • @vikramchakraborty1024
      @vikramchakraborty1024 4 года назад

      Second*

    • @Pooksty
      @Pooksty 4 года назад +1

      I’m not how tf can you not like thanksgiving food

    • @AcroCrystal
      @AcroCrystal 4 года назад

      @@Pooksty yo i dont like turkey but i'm SO living for thanksgiving tomorrow

    • @AcroCrystal
      @AcroCrystal 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos hell ya friend

  • @shopgirlkc
    @shopgirlkc 4 года назад +166

    The most H3 sentence: “I’d be a little worried if Mark McGrath told me that you ran off with Shoenice.” 🤣🤣

  • @sheldonbaertlein4476
    @sheldonbaertlein4476 4 года назад +110

    Ethan:*adjusts his beanie* “I’ve been watching a lot of hitler documentaries.”22:38

  • @ellieem125
    @ellieem125 4 года назад +599

    ETHAN: I REALLY WANT PAPA JOHNS ON THE SHOW
    ALSO ETHAN: ...HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A WET, GREASY PIZZA.
    ALSO ALSO ETHAN: WHY DOESN'T HE COME ON THE SHOW?

    • @gliver2549
      @gliver2549 4 года назад +7

      ya insults best way to lure him to the show 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @stratosphere94
      @stratosphere94 4 года назад +21

      Tony Hawk worked for Trisha lmao

    • @andyli1609
      @andyli1609 4 года назад

      You finally realized he is a hypocrite?

    • @Rzs31
      @Rzs31 4 года назад +7

      Andy Li Too sensitive to get jokes?

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 4 года назад

      @@robertwalsh1401 it's not really a joke if it genuinely happened. You can say it's funny, but it's literally not a joke.

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +49

    Aunt attacked my other aunt with a hanger on Thanksgiving for not doing the dishes. 😂

  • @alexjohnson5512
    @alexjohnson5512 4 года назад +259

    "He's kinda like if a person could be a pizza" - Hila Klein burying Papa John

    • @yoshi2413
      @yoshi2413 4 года назад +4

      Alex Johnson he is a man of pure pizza quality.

    • @TheDonUrbas
      @TheDonUrbas 4 года назад

      Is that supposed to be a joke?

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 4 года назад

      He wakes you up with diarrhea at 2am??

    • @goncalodias1975
      @goncalodias1975 4 года назад +1

      I wonder if they watched penguinz0 video before this

    • @sofern2681
      @sofern2681 4 года назад +2

      14:30

  • @imericana
    @imericana 4 года назад +21

    "Hila wants to wrap it up guys, lets go"
    *Starts going through the past decade's worth of memes*

  • @poeticdesigns8893
    @poeticdesigns8893 4 года назад +192

    T.I is worried his daughter is gonna meet a guy that reminds him of himself

    • @jacobharlow9301
      @jacobharlow9301 4 года назад +3

      I'm sure he wouldn't mind a millionaire dating his daughter. I think he wants to pick the man that she will marry though.

    • @pizzasandwich8229
      @pizzasandwich8229 4 года назад +13

      @NoochTV he knows he has treated woman like trash in the pass and he believes in karma for sure.

    • @moodyhumor
      @moodyhumor 4 года назад +4

      Duke Von Draw My thoughts exactly 😂 Men only act like that when they’ve been a piece of work to women themselves

    • @TheChickenRiceBowl
      @TheChickenRiceBowl 4 года назад +1

      Lmao he's definitely going straight to hell. You can tell he's a terror to be around.

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 4 года назад

      I'm afraid to meet someone who reminds me of myself

  • @antoniogasca8407
    @antoniogasca8407 4 года назад +224

    Hila saying "Ok Boomer" in response to Ethan's rant on Nazis not being prosecuted was beautiful

    • @Vappy01
      @Vappy01 4 года назад +8

      Should be a soundbite honestly

    • @alwalt198
      @alwalt198 4 года назад +1

      23:18

  • @mtbthiccness3605
    @mtbthiccness3605 4 года назад +174

    Bro that scream from dan was the highlight of this episode. We need a soundbite of that glorious masterpiece. A truly divine shout. The dragonborn would be jealous let alone eathan. His pitiful cough in comparison is but a whisper in a barren land. Dan's thunderous roar can be heard across the globe. I know you felt it.

    • @Rick-jf5bd
      @Rick-jf5bd 4 года назад +12

      And the fist bumping motion he was doing sealed the deal. I'm starting to like dan more

    • @buffythebody8911
      @buffythebody8911 4 года назад +5

      Dan is the fucking goat

    • @hankwicklund2182
      @hankwicklund2182 4 года назад +6

      0:21 Big velociraptor energy

    • @michaelhenderson643
      @michaelhenderson643 4 года назад +5

      "The ground shook with a roar like a lion's. there, over the horizon, behold, the resounding shout. A hero rises from the fray, dan, the fixer of doors, mechanic of scooters, editer of podcasts, who would dare to challenge him in battle, his sword is dipped in blood, chips crunch beneath the force of his might jaw, the advocate of the devil has spoken, armegedon is upon us!" dan 3:16

    • @anewbugmusic
      @anewbugmusic 4 года назад +1

      MTB Thiccness woah that was Dan? Thought it was an ethan bradberry soundclip

  • @hantront
    @hantront 4 года назад +65

    Papa John has the same facial expressions as the Heath Ledger Joker.

    • @yoba6037
      @yoba6037 4 года назад

      5 star comment

    • @gracewhittaker933
      @gracewhittaker933 4 года назад

      Yo Ba ykhuu bellyflop p poop probably mimompppmmpmpppppp ooooooooo miommmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooopoopoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooloooloooloololololoooololollooloooololooloooooooolooooooooooolooooooooooooooooololoooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooolooooooloooooooloooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooloooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooolooooloooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooolooooolooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooolololooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooolooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookk

  • @moonsappho
    @moonsappho 4 года назад +221

    andrew yang BETTER be rolling into the podcast on the gatsby

    • @OCV102
      @OCV102 4 года назад +1

      Sure he will actually be able to enter without damage, unlike Bobby Lee even if they're both Asian (to kill the stereotype)

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse 4 года назад +2

      HE DID IT

  • @duck8712
    @duck8712 4 года назад +134

    i love the look of genuine fear in ethan's eyes when dan screamed

    • @anyanyausagi
      @anyanyausagi 4 года назад +1

      When was that?

    • @alwalt198
      @alwalt198 4 года назад +10

      ​@@anyanyausagi 00:21

    • @harrietdonaldson8829
      @harrietdonaldson8829 4 года назад +7

      @@alwalt198 I have looped this moment about 30x today. So funny!

    • @jeremyarthur280
      @jeremyarthur280 4 года назад +2

      The dan scream shocked me too 😃

    • @someamorplease
      @someamorplease 4 года назад +6

      I thought that was a sound bite was that actually Dan? 😂

  • @bchaynz110
    @bchaynz110 4 года назад +124

    Ethan: "Why doesn't Papa John come on this show?"
    20 seconds earlier: "He looks like a greasy wet pizza."
    😂😂😂

  • @mikelynn767
    @mikelynn767 4 года назад +103

    Hila: "Have an awful black friday"
    Me: *an employee at a retail store* :(

  • @deshawncorley4123
    @deshawncorley4123 4 года назад +294

    Ethan breaking the door and just moving on is hilarious

  • @hellohigoodbye-u8i
    @hellohigoodbye-u8i 4 года назад +279

    “i think i might hit that” talks about broccoli quiche

  • @evilsoupkitchen3709
    @evilsoupkitchen3709 4 года назад +76

    Has anyone made a "Dangalf" joke about Dan's merch shirt yet? If not I'm doing it now.

  • @o_btreecleveland6782
    @o_btreecleveland6782 4 года назад +126

    Papa John's eyes and his sweat, also his bloating face, screams alcoholism to me. He's probably been on a pretty consistent binge since losing the company..

    • @doesntmatter6361
      @doesntmatter6361 4 года назад +10

      For sure. All over his face.

    • @void7100
      @void7100 4 года назад +6

      Oh shit you’re so right

    • @kybravo3744
      @kybravo3744 4 года назад +5

      only an alcoholist could see that ;)

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Год назад +1

      Possibly but then again 40 pizzas in 30 days will do bad things to your body.

  • @bb4380
    @bb4380 4 года назад +294

    "how can trump be president if he doesnt have any pizza experience" lmao, im glad hilas speaking up

  • @h3fan725
    @h3fan725 4 года назад +122

    i love how much more comfortable and confident and funny hilla is, her jokes are so good shes frecking awesome, "its time to put the shoe back in the box" ahah

    • @jenkirkland203
      @jenkirkland203 4 года назад +4

      Grow up

    • @h3fan725
      @h3fan725 4 года назад +24

      @@jenkirkland203 jen i love you with all my heart please keep replying to my comments it makes my year honestley ur amazing taking time to reply to me omg so glad i make u take time out ur life to respond to me i must be so importaint in ur eyes love u

    • @SortaProfessional89
      @SortaProfessional89 4 года назад +9

      @@jenkirkland203 thanks jen ... we really appreciate the time you set aside to replying to peoples comments.

    • @jane-vh5rw
      @jane-vh5rw 4 года назад +5

      @@jenkirkland203 great moves jen! keep going!

    • @fiftyclown
      @fiftyclown 4 года назад +2

      OWEN LFMAOOO

  • @brittanym188
    @brittanym188 4 года назад +373

    Papa John looks like he's got the suds.

    • @roblestito93
      @roblestito93 4 года назад +6

      Yeh, looks like someone needs the sponge treatment lol

    • @TritiumCupcakes
      @TritiumCupcakes 4 года назад +4

      @@ShoeNice22videos he wasnt talking about you shoebuddy

    • @jakeyeyeye5027
      @jakeyeyeye5027 4 года назад +1

      @@ShoeNice22videos HI SHOEEEEEEEEE

  • @MrCombatgiraffe
    @MrCombatgiraffe 4 года назад +28

    gonna need that "off the charts always in your hearts" soundbite on the show.

  • @miaando4231
    @miaando4231 4 года назад +148

    “Did I say something racist” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Taylor-xv3fd
    @Taylor-xv3fd 4 года назад +56

    5:28 “this podcast is off the hinge”

  • @elladeruiter8842
    @elladeruiter8842 4 года назад +56

    Ethan talking about papa johns then 6 seconds later "I've been watching a lot of Hitler documentaries on Netflix"

  • @jaredphelps3731
    @jaredphelps3731 4 года назад +65

    Ethan: "Last time we got Papa John's, after he left.."
    also Ethan: "I haven't gottan Papa John's since he left, honestly."

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 4 года назад +1

      I caught that too 😆

    • @joesosa41
      @joesosa41 4 года назад

      Maybe that's why he said honestly, falsifying his last claim. Lol

  • @CXBRACO
    @CXBRACO 4 года назад +138

    When I die i want Ethan, Hila, and Theodore, to present a Eulogy via cameo. Will pay $20

    • @CXBRACO
      @CXBRACO 4 года назад

      @NoochTV thank you

    • @mfpuma_
      @mfpuma_ 4 года назад +3

      when i die, i just want a soundbite of Hila saying "byeee"

    • @jacobharlow9301
      @jacobharlow9301 4 года назад

      Honestly, that is American

    • @1970DAH
      @1970DAH 4 года назад

      @@mfpuma_ why not "I'm over it!" ?

    • @1970DAH
      @1970DAH 4 года назад

      @ChaiSpicedD ... and then Hila says: "I'm over it!" and Theodore says "googoo gaga"

  • @kylemcallister5993
    @kylemcallister5993 4 года назад +153

    "ive been watching alot of hitler documentaries" what a jump

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 4 года назад +5

      BMX jump

    • @karmabeast
      @karmabeast 4 года назад +12

      an "SS" tier jump, so to speak

  • @Purrim
    @Purrim 4 года назад +103

    Shredder and Alfredo should have gotten their own merch tbh

    • @TheDonUrbas
      @TheDonUrbas 4 года назад +1

      no

    • @xenonram
      @xenonram 4 года назад +1

      Those two stupid little dogs. Uggg.

    • @TheDonUrbas
      @TheDonUrbas 4 года назад +1

      @@xenonram If they were at least normal dogs...

    • @Dr_RenDiamond
      @Dr_RenDiamond 4 года назад +1

      TheDonUrbas what does “normal dogs” mean?

    • @TheDonUrbas
      @TheDonUrbas 4 года назад +2

      @@Dr_RenDiamond Let me put it this way, you cant throw a normal dog 100 feet

  • @Maria-tl9lw
    @Maria-tl9lw 4 года назад +32

    When everyone just got bored and started pressing every sound bite 💀💀

  • @NaotaBaka
    @NaotaBaka 4 года назад +159

    i love Dan’s “Its true” soundbite its just as realistic as Ian’s lmao

  • @phoebe6549
    @phoebe6549 4 года назад +57

    33:34 “is that a sound bite?” has to be made into a sound bite

  • @gabriellewhite6716
    @gabriellewhite6716 4 года назад +97

    when hila said "he looks like if a person could be a pizza"

  • @GrimeyGut
    @GrimeyGut 4 года назад +14

    "Have i said someting racist" was the best thing ever said on a podcast ever
    Had me laughing for like 2 minutes damn

  • @alexwork178
    @alexwork178 4 года назад +142

    Mark McGrath: Hey Ethan, Hila just wanted to let you know she feels the feeding window isn’t working out…

    • @ShawarMoni
      @ShawarMoni 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos The real feeding window! 🙇🏿‍♀️🙇🏿‍♀️🙇🏽‍♂️

  • @nightowl8477
    @nightowl8477 4 года назад +59

    15:00 cold sweat, bloodshot eyes, fidgety movements.
    *this man has pizza withdrawal*

    • @ttonic2080
      @ttonic2080 4 года назад

      Shoenice Official Channel shoenice what the hell

    • @larsham5877
      @larsham5877 4 года назад

      I used to work at papa johns in 2012. The store owner told me he met papa john at a seminar or something. He told me that papa was definitely on Coke. I thought it was a bizarre comment at the time, but now it sort of makes sense

  • @Oatmilkis
    @Oatmilkis 4 года назад +62

    "he just came fresh outta the oven"
    Hila is funny

  • @amandaleekirkpatrick4952
    @amandaleekirkpatrick4952 4 года назад +109

    Ethan is actually pronouncing the German word "Angst" correctly.

    • @xjlfx1756
      @xjlfx1756 4 года назад +8

      @@ShoeNice22videos ahahahaha

  • @votremere2234
    @votremere2234 4 года назад +83

    The whole papa John's saga is like reading Shakespeare lol

    • @saitamashii
      @saitamashii 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos why are you still here?

    • @maxrice9902
      @maxrice9902 4 года назад

      Shoenice Official Channel shoenice? What do you think of Ethan

  • @Grumpyshibainu
    @Grumpyshibainu 4 года назад +31

    The sound bite of Scooter Mary saying oh my god will never not make me laugh 😂

    • @armt8543
      @armt8543 4 года назад +1

      Elizabeth Dahl her voice and intonation are so damn unique... smh gets me every time

  • @jaybird3837
    @jaybird3837 4 года назад +60

    Whoever is making the thumbnails, they're doing it right.

  • @GTK_Aztech
    @GTK_Aztech 4 года назад +18

    Hila's monotone opening is the best. Like she ain't actually with Ethan on his bullshit but she also wants to support her man.

  • @drizzydripdray1347
    @drizzydripdray1347 4 года назад +164

    Please DO NOT invite Shoe on the show in person. Although I maintain that he, like everyone else, has good & bad in him, (& I have empathy for the trauma he’s faced) he is 100% unstable unpredictable & dangerous & I really don’t think it’s a good idea to entertain or risk it.

    • @Gusto20000
      @Gusto20000 4 года назад +7

      He already said and did everything he could, now he’s just old news

    • @TheCptnjaneway
      @TheCptnjaneway 4 года назад +3

      What do you imagine, worst case scenario? Shoenice pulls double Uzis and just starts mowing down the room?

    • @mewmew2985
      @mewmew2985 4 года назад +2

      if shoenice was gonna take a bunch of ppl out he wouldnt take out ethan and hila i swear to gosh he would take out logan and jake paul or he would wait until a major youtube event and take out all the youtubers or something but HONETSLY AS AN ALSO MENTALLY UNSTABLE PERSON but also a person that has good intentions behind my unstableness and my alcoholism hes not gona kill anyone he just wants to be loved and i just bought a cameo from shoenice and im so excited

    • @Gusto20000
      @Gusto20000 4 года назад +1

      NoochTV I’ve seen every single video they’ve made, never have they mentioned him until recent 2 podcasts. He’s old news, one trick pony, and he’s crazy as well, nobody wants to see that schmohawk

    • @adammay6663
      @adammay6663 4 года назад +2

      mew mew Ok Shoenice calm down

  • @skrrbrr8582
    @skrrbrr8582 4 года назад +376

    Is it a bird?
    Is it a cybertruck?
    Is it a lamborghini?
    It's Ethan Bradberry

  • @MahsterC
    @MahsterC 4 года назад +56

    The feed blacking out was unintentional? Talk about a gift from the comedy gods.

  • @AndrewJay-nq3dh
    @AndrewJay-nq3dh 4 года назад +23

    Zach with that soundboard has been 100% recently 👏👏👏

  • @PerfectMadeStreets
    @PerfectMadeStreets 4 года назад +331

    Omg let Ethan talk about Hitler if he wants to!

    • @PerfectMadeStreets
      @PerfectMadeStreets 4 года назад +32

      Especially a jucy topic like Hitler from a jewish persective

    • @InternetUnraveled
      @InternetUnraveled 4 года назад

      @NoochTV my family is atheist and we celebrate Christmas

    • @TheVancouverEditor
      @TheVancouverEditor 4 года назад +7

      So tired of everyone shutting down ethan I love Hila I love the others.
      ethan is funny when he’s aloud to speak, but now he’s insecure about anything he says now and we don’t get crazy impressions, funny incorrect words that ethan does on purpose for the joke half the time, or talk about anyone in a negative light because Hila and Dan stop ethan from making jokes and doing his own topics.

    • @peanutgallery123
      @peanutgallery123 4 года назад

      NoochTV 100% agree. He has a strong personality and you need Hila and Dan to keep the show on track. I remember a “dark” period where they would only have like 5 minutes to focus on the actual topics of the show because Ethan had been going on his tangents for way too long.

    • @crackerbarrelkid5517
      @crackerbarrelkid5517 4 года назад +3

      I bet they get divorce in next 5 years. She seems really controlling and it’s getting more and more

  • @jaypalo
    @jaypalo 4 года назад +30

    I’m so upset nobody laughed at Hila’s joke @ 5:11
    “Off the hinge? This podcast is off the hinge, it’s not off the rails”
    Lmaooooooo

  • @aaron2684
    @aaron2684 4 года назад +201

    Hila’s “I’m not in the pizza business” had me cracking up. She’s the best.

    • @chriscrav6261
      @chriscrav6261 4 года назад +8

      Shoenice Official Channel wtf you doing here mane

    • @Knightsofdarkness117
      @Knightsofdarkness117 4 года назад +2

      Chris Crav he’s trolling

    • @aaron2684
      @aaron2684 4 года назад +6

      Shoenice Official Channel I’m honored. Love you 😍

    • @jaxoffalot9826
      @jaxoffalot9826 4 года назад +1

      Shoenice Official Channel eff off shoe 😤

    • @Chuchutrain806
      @Chuchutrain806 4 года назад +10

      Pizza category

  • @yvendous
    @yvendous 4 года назад +12

    "Thank you for acknowledging." - Hila
    I felt that

  • @kristensoprano
    @kristensoprano 4 года назад +30

    "He's like if a person was a pizza" OH GOD Hila you're RIGHT.
    Nassttyy

  • @djfluffy123
    @djfluffy123 4 года назад +230

    Feel like Ethan should rank all the holidays in a tier list? It’s podcast day my dudes

    • @jonwhittaker6307
      @jonwhittaker6307 4 года назад +1

      there are like maybe 5 major ones that they all could relate to

    • @pitaodsira7354
      @pitaodsira7354 4 года назад

      @@jonwhittaker6307 Fair point, it shouldn't be an entire episode but maybe a segment in an episode.

    • @earthwalker2283
      @earthwalker2283 4 года назад +4

      S tier - halloween
      A
      B
      C
      D
      E
      F tier - every other holiday

    • @jane-vh5rw
      @jane-vh5rw 4 года назад +1

      @@ShoeNice22videos 10/10 wonderful

    • @dumevision4573
      @dumevision4573 4 года назад

      Thanksgiving is f tier ez...

  • @CallMeKittyRawrr
    @CallMeKittyRawrr 4 года назад +612

    Guys I can’t skip all these ads while I’m in the shower ya killing me

    • @DaxSports1
      @DaxSports1 4 года назад +33

      put it ina ziploc literaly in the shower rn.

    • @zachfarnitano3496
      @zachfarnitano3496 4 года назад +21

      But you can type the comment?🤔

    • @blueberrypomegranate
      @blueberrypomegranate 4 года назад +99

      U having a 2 1/2 hour long shower?

    • @thatmaninthevan3858
      @thatmaninthevan3858 4 года назад +7

      How long of a shower are you taking?

    • @cmzy729
      @cmzy729 4 года назад +18

      I make a towel sling over the corner of the shower screen and put my phone in it. Works best if you’re tall. This technique has taken years of refinement

  • @mariemiller7188
    @mariemiller7188 4 года назад +29

    when ethan said “have i said something racist this episode?” i lost it lmao

  • @MrStarDoor
    @MrStarDoor 4 года назад +18

    "Off the hinge, yes- Thank you Hila"
    "Thank you for acknowledging."
    I relate.

  • @Ynot533
    @Ynot533 4 года назад +309

    In honor of dan they should do a kettle cooked chip taste test or tier list

  • @andrewconsiglio5179
    @andrewconsiglio5179 4 года назад +102

    Ethan: to be fair the pizza has gotten worse since he left
    Also Ethan: quite frankly I haven’t ordered a pizza since he left

    • @PinePrince
      @PinePrince 4 года назад +1

      Andrew Consiglio That part really confused me. lol

    • @allilatif1600
      @allilatif1600 4 года назад +2

      @@ShoeNice22videos get help bro

    • @robhenry4197
      @robhenry4197 4 года назад +2

      The second part was referring to shaq, I think

    • @joesnider880
      @joesnider880 4 года назад +3

      didn't he eat it when he did the pizza taste test?

    • @scumbagel8518
      @scumbagel8518 4 года назад +2

      1: He ate some (a lot) for the taste test. He just has shit memory.
      2: He's right! The pizza's gone waaaaay downhill! I ordered one of their specialty pizzas and they fucking forgot the main topping. And it tasted way worse than ones I've had before!

  • @ZombieSlayer0115
    @ZombieSlayer0115 4 года назад +80

    Who else loves hearing the rest of the crew laughing in the background like at 1:06:05

  • @saregreenwood9113
    @saregreenwood9113 4 года назад +49

    "time to put the shoe in the box"
    I love hila so much.

  • @seanq5
    @seanq5 4 года назад +32

    The mobility 'oh my gaaawd' cracks me up every time

  • @pcaorientalcarpets1985
    @pcaorientalcarpets1985 4 года назад +257

    Ethan look at Trisha Paytas cameos they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen 🥳

    • @stratosphere94
      @stratosphere94 4 года назад +3

      PCA Oriental carpets Oh no...

    • @inkshermit9055
      @inkshermit9055 4 года назад +2

      WTF it's costs as much as my rent!?
      Edit: after watching vids and checking the site what a steal she lowered the price! Only $250

    • @pcaorientalcarpets1985
      @pcaorientalcarpets1985 4 года назад +1

      Inks Hermit hahaha what a steal! Perfect Christmas present 🤣

  • @MrWeirdAnimals
    @MrWeirdAnimals 4 года назад +8

    T.I. definitely has a unique cadence. I’ve been in the south my entire life and T.I.’s speech isn’t your average southern accent

  • @nickdaboii
    @nickdaboii 4 года назад +30

    33:30 clip dan saying "no that's real" for when ian tries to dismiss sound bites.

  • @anabhousen7159
    @anabhousen7159 4 года назад +43

    "He's kinda like, if a person could be a pizza" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg I love her so much

  • @catnipeverbeans2124
    @catnipeverbeans2124 4 года назад +165

    After watching this I still firmly believe that Ian hates being there.

    • @nonoiseatthebayou
      @nonoiseatthebayou 4 года назад +11

      Catnip Everbeans he don’t he just shy

    • @epersall3703
      @epersall3703 4 года назад +19

      I know Ian in person and I'm saying this because he is afraid to but he literally has an anxiety attack before every show. Ethan and Hila know he has a hard time but he hides how much it seriously hurts him. Please everyone, set Ian free

    • @catnipeverbeans2124
      @catnipeverbeans2124 4 года назад +8

      E Persall D: dang, I had no idea. I only thought that because a few months ago when he use to talk about Kanye a lot he seemed way more outgoing and positive and in the recent months has seemed distant and sort of upset. Poor fella. Well we love you Ian! Lots of us know the struggle.

    • @anthonypolaski1522
      @anthonypolaski1522 4 года назад

      Ian the suspect?

    • @anthonypolaski1522
      @anthonypolaski1522 4 года назад +10

      Ian the captive?

  • @GOSFreak
    @GOSFreak 4 года назад +11

    Shoe is just practicing equivalent exchange when he gives a compliment.

  • @bigboss9527
    @bigboss9527 4 года назад +29

    "Dan I'm having ongst." Greatest thing to ever grace my ears.

  • @joshprather8049
    @joshprather8049 4 года назад +135

    The return of the gatsby was the most hype thing I’ve ever been a part of

    • @barryallen9466
      @barryallen9466 4 года назад +4

      You need to get out more

    • @iwannadiecum6240
      @iwannadiecum6240 4 года назад

      i only piss on tuesdays💯💯

    • @ignignokt-6050
      @ignignokt-6050 4 года назад

      Your ancestors are smiling down on you from elysium

    • @hickszn
      @hickszn 4 года назад

      I genuinely was thinking how worried I was about it just the other day 😂

  • @capybirda
    @capybirda 4 года назад +196

    hila is lowkey the funniest person on the podcast now

    • @carlyjs95
      @carlyjs95 4 года назад +6

      Now or low-key always has been?

    • @nice1068
      @nice1068 4 года назад +4

      Low key always has been imho.

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 4 года назад +4

      nothing beats a solid one liner.

    • @allilatif1600
      @allilatif1600 4 года назад +1

      High key

    • @rooneyronaldo9672
      @rooneyronaldo9672 4 года назад +8

      No.. You might like her but she's no way near thhe funniest on this podcast.

  • @isaiahgardner6604
    @isaiahgardner6604 4 года назад +7

    “Have I said something racist”
    Glad I stuck around, that was so funny

  • @alyssacorley5137
    @alyssacorley5137 4 года назад +199

    ethan genuinely concerned that hila is mad at him for saying something racists hahah

    • @nonoiseatthebayou
      @nonoiseatthebayou 4 года назад +2

      alyssa corley it’s because he cares

    • @yoba6037
      @yoba6037 4 года назад +6

      @@nonoiseatthebayou about being cancelled.

    • @CemeteryGates17
      @CemeteryGates17 4 года назад +3

      I mean, as a Mexican fan, I cringed a little when he said "Mexican wife, South American, exotic."
      Mexico is not in North America, culturally Latin American, as Central America separates North and South. Confusing a nation and ethnicity/culture... not that I mind, not that it's hateful, but it's a little sad being dismissed like that.

    • @TheVancouverEditor
      @TheVancouverEditor 4 года назад +4

      CemeteryGates17 he’s not dismissing shit everyone stumbles over words and says the wrong thing sometimes he just happens to be on a podcast and so he’s not aloud to be genuine anymore in fear of being called racist wich he clearly isn’t

    • @TheVancouverEditor
      @TheVancouverEditor 4 года назад

      CemeteryGates17 but I get that he’s a weirdo and it’s weird when someone messes up your country but I’m from Canada and plenty of people call me American as In US and it’s whatever.

  • @Andywardley9000
    @Andywardley9000 4 года назад +88

    He definitely sounds like the "I do declare!" guy.

    • @jeremyarthur280
      @jeremyarthur280 4 года назад +12

      Andrew Wardle I agree, T.I’s sentence structure was very formal while his accent was very southern. Just like foghorn

    • @raysprint4923
      @raysprint4923 4 года назад +1

      They're scared to make any observations about black people

  • @SayelorYT
    @SayelorYT 4 года назад +117

    “This podcast is off the hinge” 😂😂😂 im mad ethan didn’t react better to that greatness of a joke from hila

    • @JelenK
      @JelenK 4 года назад +1

      Off the charts?

    • @SayelorYT
      @SayelorYT 4 года назад +2

      JunkDrawer no off the hinge. Cuz the door was off the hinge at the beginning

    • @SayelorYT
      @SayelorYT 4 года назад

      JunkDrawer no off the hinge. Cuz the door was off the hinge at the beginning

    • @hunterbiden3238
      @hunterbiden3238 4 года назад

      JunkDrawer unhinged. Kinda like the door and Shoenice

    • @figment7682
      @figment7682 4 года назад

      That interaction between them was weird in my opinion when she was like “thank you for acknowledging that”, it seemed almost like a practiced saying

  • @jermbonotrombone
    @jermbonotrombone 4 года назад +8

    Here’s every offer to the peanut gallery from Ethan:
    Ian: No
    Dan: I have way more dignity than that
    Zack: *Shit I’ll do anything*

  • @Bradamir
    @Bradamir 4 года назад +239

    Ethan: "Did you know only 100 Nazis were jailed for their war crimes?"
    Me: "Shalom everybody!"

    • @jaredphelps3731
      @jaredphelps3731 4 года назад +6

      The funnier comment was "The Germans didn't prosecute, ANYBODY".. the Germans didn't, right, because they're the ones guilty. It's everyone else that was trying them.

    • @gwrolls
      @gwrolls 4 года назад +5

      On that point though - the decision was made to let Germany recover rather than punish everyone that was involved. The memory of the harsh WW1 treaty against them and the more destructive war it led to fresh in everyone's mind

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 4 года назад

      @@jaredphelps3731 how tf were they supposed to punish anybody they had no power after ww2 💀

  • @evanperry2740
    @evanperry2740 4 года назад +12

    I'm waitin for the day papa john blows up the local papa john's yelling "papa's in the house"

  • @drewmena8194
    @drewmena8194 4 года назад +331

    SHOE WATCH: he’s trolling through the comments be weary

    • @MissShembre
      @MissShembre 4 года назад +54

      I gotta say this because I see/hear it constantly, but you're looking for either 'leery' or 'wary.' Weary means you are super-duper excessively tired.

    • @frankie7935
      @frankie7935 4 года назад +19

      Shembre maybe he meant that we need to be super duper excessively tired to ignore Shoenice’s trolling

    • @seanfyffe1419
      @seanfyffe1419 4 года назад +14

      If YOU see a ShoeNice report him to the nearest SHOE WATCH Checkpoint

    • @jerrymalerry8452
      @jerrymalerry8452 4 года назад +6

      Shoenice Official Channel what a legend

    • @jacobharlow3198
      @jacobharlow3198 4 года назад

      He's a fan, but also a hater. This is what multiple personality disorder feels like.

  • @Nico-oi7hn
    @Nico-oi7hn 4 года назад +10

    No one:
    My brain when I'm trying to sleep: 1:01:13

  • @loudvisions9156
    @loudvisions9156 4 года назад +33

    Dan's face when he realizes he has to fix the door!!! Priceless.

    • @JALC-x
      @JALC-x 4 года назад +1

      @@ShoeNice22videos can you do a cameo from me to boris johnson saying hes my favourite prime minister

    • @Anipixelz
      @Anipixelz 4 года назад +1

      @@ShoeNice22videos ummm what is shoenice doing in the comments lol. What's up shoenice just enjoying more of your favourite podcast.

  • @JohnnyLaw-on2bn
    @JohnnyLaw-on2bn 4 года назад +93

    Is OJ on cameo? Was thinking he'd be great to end my marriage for me.

    • @glorytogod5283
      @glorytogod5283 4 года назад +1

      JohnnyLaw0516 I'll do it for cheaper

    • @iamishin7675
      @iamishin7675 4 года назад +3

      Shoenice Official Channel hey Twitter world.

    • @glorytogod5283
      @glorytogod5283 4 года назад

      Shoenice Official Channel shooeeee have A good Thanksgiving.

    • @rot2896
      @rot2896 4 года назад

      @@iamishin7675 word*

    • @noneya7910
      @noneya7910 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @robertwalsh1401
    @robertwalsh1401 4 года назад +129

    "Have i said something racist this episode?" NEEDS TO BE A SOUND BITE

  • @ashleygash3087
    @ashleygash3087 4 года назад +4

    “And it’s loaded... with olives”
    😭😭🤣 I laughed too hard