Jaystation Must Be Stopped At All Costs - H3 Podcast

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @calebhearn1526
    @calebhearn1526 4 года назад +1445

    The best part of the H3 Podcast is when Ethan makes a joke and you can subtly hear Zach laugh in the background.

    • @lirfrank
      @lirfrank 4 года назад +38

      Agreed. ("Subtly" tho?)

    • @PSVitaGmer
      @PSVitaGmer 4 года назад +37

      Subtly in the context of it sounding like hes not right next to the mic, but he definitely BELTS out in laughter lol

    • @aus10srad
      @aus10srad 4 года назад +16

      Like when Ethans mic picks it up from the other room I die everytime 😂

    • @yazhaw7047
      @yazhaw7047 4 года назад +18

      I want a compilation of background laughter 😂

    • @Eriey3
      @Eriey3 4 года назад +9

      Yes especially when it’s a crappy joke that no one else laughs at 😂😂😂 gets me every time!

  • @Muse.Reviews
    @Muse.Reviews 4 года назад +2184

    I can't believe she brought out a whole team to explain she didn't fart 😂

    • @clementine2234
      @clementine2234 4 года назад +107

      It makes her look mad guilty having a team come out to explain lmao

    • @Bunjamin27
      @Bunjamin27 4 года назад +24

      Oh, she farted.

    • @benjaminleavitt3666
      @benjaminleavitt3666 4 года назад +30

      Her explanation confirms it, she definitely ripped one.

    • @eazye857
      @eazye857 4 года назад +38

      Idk why she's so embarrassed over a human function

    • @SlviBoySwag
      @SlviBoySwag 4 года назад +17

      I KNOW RIGHT, Hila is trying so hard to hide the fact the she threw out a massive fart and sharted in her pants in the last podcast.

  • @caidencorso3294
    @caidencorso3294 4 года назад +194

    Ethan: Coronavirus has infected 800 people. 2 in america.
    I miss those days

    • @Ossium_0
      @Ossium_0 3 года назад +7

      It's almost 3 million death from all around the world now

    • @jeanie.00
      @jeanie.00 3 года назад +3

      ikr

  • @thesmallone556
    @thesmallone556 4 года назад +1511

    Petition for H3 to make a soundboard app with all the sound bytes

    • @suffybummers
      @suffybummers 4 года назад +4

      MolecularMatt there is one for Android

    • @tiffanymcclard1407
      @tiffanymcclard1407 4 года назад +2

      They have one

    • @preslidavidson2280
      @preslidavidson2280 4 года назад +1

      YES

    • @madisahn7
      @madisahn7 4 года назад +2

      @@suffybummers what's it called

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 4 года назад +25

      If Zach could make one (or have one made) where he could regularly update the app with the most current version of the soundboard that would be dope.

  • @Dronax
    @Dronax 4 года назад +362

    ethan looking at wendy williams audience: "look at all these..."
    hila and crew: "oh no.."

  • @missmollyrogers
    @missmollyrogers 4 года назад +727

    I think the coronavirus started when they opened that jar of Belle Delphine’s spit.

    • @CelsoF17
      @CelsoF17 4 года назад +3

      Zack: 😳😵

    • @andrewgray-df8tw
      @andrewgray-df8tw 4 года назад +17

      Maybe. OR maybe it's the antidote and we all need to drink her spit for immunity.

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 4 года назад +14

      @@andrewgray-df8tw No. Belle Delphine is definitely riddled with disease.

    • @liltunechijr7273
      @liltunechijr7273 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cookiemonsterqp
      @cookiemonsterqp 4 года назад +4

      that’s hilarious

  • @stephanie560
    @stephanie560 4 года назад +486

    There needs to be a "BACK ME UP ZACK" soundbite.

  • @SutherlandYo
    @SutherlandYo 4 года назад +1241

    3 in one week? Who ya kiddin', ah? Whaddaya outta ya MIND????

  • @Shonakennedy_x
    @Shonakennedy_x 4 года назад +339

    “Do u wanna hear?”
    She’s so cute.

    • @trevorroberson8052
      @trevorroberson8052 4 года назад +7

      shona kennedy I know, Wendy W. is adorable 😍

    • @Digetfine
      @Digetfine 4 года назад +3

      @@trevorroberson8052 he was talking about Hila.

    • @trevorroberson8052
      @trevorroberson8052 4 года назад +13

      Digetfine g Crazy how you can watch this podcast and not get sarcasm. Some people amaze me.

  • @Sunnysideview69
    @Sunnysideview69 4 года назад +400

    Can’t stop thinking about how H3 caught the white whale. Papa approaches

    • @donjuan2001
      @donjuan2001 4 года назад +17

      hopefully it doesn’t abide by the themes of the book and lead to the downfall of the entire podcast with ethan neglecting all trepidation to hunt papa down to the ends of the earth

    • @kalebsokolowski
      @kalebsokolowski 4 года назад +6

      "The day of reckoning will come" -Ahab Klein

    • @Moneyman-33
      @Moneyman-33 4 года назад +2

      I wonder if he will say the n word.

    • @hughmyron7873
      @hughmyron7873 4 года назад +2

      @@Moneyman-33 Ethan or papa?

    • @unitedtomato5444
      @unitedtomato5444 4 года назад +2

      Tbh Ethan might mispronounce papa’s last name.

  • @TheAcenightcreeper
    @TheAcenightcreeper 4 года назад +361

    “Those who denied it, supplied it”- Martin Luther King Jr.

    • @Sugondees
      @Sugondees 4 года назад +9

      It rhymes, must be true.

    • @ProfessorBeetus
      @ProfessorBeetus 4 года назад +10

      "You slumber, a cucumber" - Xavier: Renegade Angel

    • @soggyscalps9417
      @soggyscalps9417 4 года назад +2

      @@ProfessorBeetus you absolute lad

    • @randystasi
      @randystasi 4 года назад +4

      "He who blurted it, squirted it." - Buddha

    • @saitamashii
      @saitamashii 4 года назад +11

      "Hee hee" - Michael Jackson

  • @TheSilentSoviet133769420
    @TheSilentSoviet133769420 4 года назад +232

    Nobody told Windy the golden rule. "He who denied it, supplied it."

    • @beefcastle
      @beefcastle 4 года назад +12

      He who said the rhyme, did the crime thooo

    • @TheSilentSoviet133769420
      @TheSilentSoviet133769420 4 года назад +6

      Liam Ruggieri yeah , well. He who disputed, tooted it .

    • @breannataylor4586
      @breannataylor4586 4 года назад +2

      I know this technically doesn't apply but: who smelt it, dealt it

    • @TheworldengineBeeps
      @TheworldengineBeeps 4 года назад +8

      But also let’s not forget: “he who decided to accuse, may in fact be behind the ruse.”

    • @sp-mm2wr
      @sp-mm2wr 4 года назад

      @@beefcastle dots are r d

  • @MrMakeDo
    @MrMakeDo 4 года назад +503

    Is it really an H3 podcast if it doesn’t start with Dan saying “two...”?

    • @iCapaS
      @iCapaS 4 года назад +27

      I knew something felt wrong :(

    • @bestboy897
      @bestboy897 4 года назад +8

      I noticed that too but he says two not one

    • @MrMakeDo
      @MrMakeDo 4 года назад +7

      fazeel ashraf oh you’re right! It’s “Two...”

    • @LilSimen
      @LilSimen 4 года назад +2

      Last two podcasts he says "two.." :D So he already tried to fix it, haha

    • @3rdeye931
      @3rdeye931 4 года назад +10

      MrMakeDo ahh the Freddie Benson of our times

  • @Paulturgeist
    @Paulturgeist 4 года назад +309

    *nods, smiles and claps* after every point Ethan makes.
    You go girl.

    • @charlieh3510
      @charlieh3510 4 года назад +1

      I realized I actually do this when he was talking about it.

    • @replayrecords5865
      @replayrecords5865 4 года назад +3

      Don't Forget The White Girl "YEEAAHHHHHPPPP" after every statement

    • @biszakors8703
      @biszakors8703 4 года назад +1

      Im completely oblivious now, could you fill me in who you are talking about lol

    • @elirave4027
      @elirave4027 4 года назад +1

      @@biszakors8703 windy williams fans

  • @squeeze1778
    @squeeze1778 4 года назад +110

    The more you watch h3 podcasts the less you notice Ethan moving his eyebrows

    • @ItsyBitsyTerror
      @ItsyBitsyTerror 4 года назад

      Well now I’m noticing again 😋😂

    • @slowburntm3584
      @slowburntm3584 4 года назад

      It is a hereditary disease that has only gotten worse over the years.

    • @VSGhostface
      @VSGhostface 4 года назад +3

      it’s a feature you unlock for being a 1 year fan

  • @smellynoely6591
    @smellynoely6591 4 года назад +432

    I would respect Wendy so much more if she just said “I ripped ass, I’m a little embarrassed”

    • @Mike-ub2xv
      @Mike-ub2xv 4 года назад +28

      Noel Storm lol imagine having any respect for Wendy

    • @EMlNEM2020
      @EMlNEM2020 4 года назад +3

      even if she didn't it would've probably worked out well if she said she did

    • @Laremy
      @Laremy 4 года назад

      Dan’s snorkeling murder joke is his best ever lol shit was great

    • @DubsBrown
      @DubsBrown 4 года назад +4

      Same thing happened to me in class in highschool. I copped to it and everyone laughed. Sucked for a second but kept my honor and ended up dating one of those classmates. Honesty sets you free.

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 года назад +1

      Laremy I missed the joke! could u time stamp it please ?

  • @NeonBearClaw
    @NeonBearClaw 4 года назад +373

    There's just something about this show...I think it is the realness factor, and the lack of a ":polished feel". Less edited, and more like a chat with friends. This shit never gets old. Thanks for all that you do, Ethan, Hila, and crew.

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 4 года назад +19

      And people complain that there isn't enough research beforehand about certain topics, but that's the charm of this podcast...

    • @drewp25831
      @drewp25831 4 года назад +6

      U really liked it? I laughed at times... But it was a literal 2 hour-long Ethan Bitch-fest. He's becoming so cynical about everything. I'll still watch, but I'm losing faith!

    • @ThreeTrillionTrees
      @ThreeTrillionTrees 4 года назад +14

      @@drewp25831 maybe the show isn't for you because a lot of people watch like me and Motivated To Learn that enjoy how it's not "trying" to entertain like other shows. It's just inherently entertaining because you can tell they enjoy doing it.

    • @drewp25831
      @drewp25831 4 года назад +2

      @@ThreeTrillionTrees I've been a fan of h3 for freaking years, idk when he's jus changed his style of comedy to a super negative place about literally everything. Thankfully tho Hila isn't so shy like she used to be. Hila used to hardly be able to speak she was so shy in the old videos. How long have you been watching? He isn't always like this, and some show's jus segments. I think the problem was he was hangry the whole show. It came out at the end that he hadn't eaten. I'm not trolling them. like i said ive been a fan for years.

    • @ThreeTrillionTrees
      @ThreeTrillionTrees 4 года назад +5

      @@drewp25831 I have been too. Since 2014. If you remember Ethan used to talk almost every week about his depression. That's something you can see has improved drastically. He recently became vegetarian and has been using the feeding window. Like you said he may have been hangry but some of the videos from the end of last year were great and he wasn't negative at all. I think he's authentic. Whether he's in a good mood at the time or not.

  • @elijah9807
    @elijah9807 4 года назад +77

    its weird hearing how small and contained the virus was 5 months ago

    • @msevfreak23
      @msevfreak23 3 года назад +1

      Yeah and to see how now my city has everything back open for outdoor dining again and there’s no caution at grocery stores..but cases are higher than ever..

    • @AshB_Watercolors
      @AshB_Watercolors 3 года назад

      And now… it’s still going gangbusters

  • @ShinOpaque
    @ShinOpaque 4 года назад +240

    For years my dad thought Wendy was a crossdressing man. He wasnt trying to be offiensive. He just thought that was the "hook" of the show, because she wasnt saying anything intelligent or funny.

    • @katieanna7587
      @katieanna7587 4 года назад +25

      Ru Paul’s Drag Race spin off

    • @AustinU823
      @AustinU823 4 года назад +19

      your dad is cancelled

    • @schembri317
      @schembri317 4 года назад +1

      Same except it is what I've always thought not my father in this case

    • @MightyMoon1
      @MightyMoon1 4 года назад

      ShinOpaque My mom thought the same thing!

    • @staciwiley7928
      @staciwiley7928 4 года назад

      My 63 yo Iranian friend Mo who I love because I only have one grandma left she's in PA a long ways away from LA so I can't take her around to offend everyone so Mo is perfect for that everything he says is offensive and then he plays the "I'm from Iran, and I have diabetes it makes me say crazy shit" card or he'll just say "Who cares?" like a teenager telling off a boomer telling them not to vape near them. Mo don't give a fuck he vape wherever he wants and he cannot be convinced otherwise, because of her overall attitude he thought was what he associates with men also I am so over Beyonce worship and if everyone else stood up Beyonce should too unless she was about to let one rip or something but it's annoying how she gets a pass on everything. She could murder me with an axe and people would say how elegantly she did it. I'm a fan of her music but damn.

  • @hannahweldu2114
    @hannahweldu2114 4 года назад +101

    I LOVED HILA'S STORY!!! she's so fun to listen to, we love her!

    • @tylerchamberlain4552
      @tylerchamberlain4552 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos Get outta here, boi

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk 4 года назад +1

      You gon make these comments every podcast it's seems y'all just want likes at this point. hila is awesome I agree but do y'all really need to be like OMG I loooove her she's amazing, so funny, soo pretty, such a good story etc on every single podcast it's loses its credibility when no matter what she does/says you guys praise her. It's like girls complementing eachother over and over on Instagram... What's the point?

    • @TherealTprentaloe
      @TherealTprentaloe 4 года назад

      I don’t like her actually

    • @noneya7910
      @noneya7910 4 года назад

      Ezra Przytyk people do it to make their selves look better

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk 4 года назад

      @@noneya7910 I agree.

  • @lucianotapia840
    @lucianotapia840 4 года назад +57

    The corona virus part definitely aged well

  • @kristychaos11
    @kristychaos11 4 года назад +281

    Wendy created fartgate herself to help cover up the fact that she made fun of Joaquin Pheonix's cleft palate. Funny, no one is talking about that anymore.

    • @baby.goblin
      @baby.goblin 4 года назад +9

      cleftgate!

    • @kingslime
      @kingslime 4 года назад +9

      Cleftfart

    • @chasebowser4133
      @chasebowser4133 4 года назад

      Kristy Mallee hit up Eddie Bravo. I love this thought

    • @Eddysamson1
      @Eddysamson1 4 года назад +1

      Yeah she either farted 100% and is covering it up or its this...that explanation was just too much...it definitely wasn't that she was covering up either the fart or Phoenix.

    • @SindyJ37
      @SindyJ37 4 года назад

      Fart

  • @kristeeenugh_
    @kristeeenugh_ 4 года назад +62

    When Hila paused before her exercise story and made sure with Ethan that he wanted to hear it 🥺🥺🥺

    • @MikazukiNomiko
      @MikazukiNomiko 4 года назад +1

      Kristinaa Gee I know... ;c

    • @salutarypants0792
      @salutarypants0792 4 года назад

      @@MikazukiNomiko I want chairs, chairs are needed.
      Space freezes in stars heated.
      Sinks on my books will wet.
      Cholesterol strokes not my cock, my heart.
      Cardiac arrested for unfit sharts.
      Chairs are dirty.
      Why are you chair?
      I'm no better.
      Look at my wall.
      Sentry of my hall.
      Guard my mind.
      Please.

  • @NickCircharo
    @NickCircharo 4 года назад +57

    Cant wait for JayStation full story arc:
    1. My Girlfriend Alexia is Dead (Rest in Paradise)
    2. (INSANE) I BOUGHT A LIFE POTION OFF THE DARK WEB TO BRING ALEXIA BACK *IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!!
    3. ALEXIA IS NOT THE SAME *I GUESS BRINGING SOMEONE BACK HAS A PRICE (undoubtedly referencing waking up to her standing over him, whispering in tongues, etc.)
    3. ALEXIA TRIED TO KILL ME (I STILL LOVE HER)
    4. EXORCISING MY GIRLFRIEND
    5. ALEXIA FINALLY RETURNS *WE DID IT

    • @squidward1728
      @squidward1728 4 года назад +9

      At 3am

    • @kingston4776
      @kingston4776 4 года назад +1

      He deleted the videos smh, but I can imagine the possibilities if he didn’t and continued with it

  • @oko1927
    @oko1927 4 года назад +284

    you have to do a wendy willams segment when gus johnson comes on again he made a video about how terrible she is

    • @boogrlovr
      @boogrlovr 4 года назад +3

      Okonkwo yessss! cant wait for the episode with him on again, i hope they touch this topic lol

    • @gia6288
      @gia6288 4 года назад

      @Okonkwo did Jaystation resurrect you?? Lol

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 года назад +1

      I’ve been spamming people’s comments about that video so they go watch it lol

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 года назад +1

      Tee Snacks come back after the vid and let me know your thoughts lmao

    • @oko1927
      @oko1927 4 года назад

      @@gia6288 yes

  • @Silverwidows
    @Silverwidows 4 года назад +177

    We want teddy bear teddy fresh key chains

  • @markrichardson2512
    @markrichardson2512 4 года назад +65

    He deleted all of the "my girlfriend's dead videos", she ACTUALLY broke up with him, and now he has a bunch of "exposing my ex-girlfriend" videos. We're in a simulation

  • @silverjetplane
    @silverjetplane 4 года назад +142

    Imagine having to tell your friends and family that your boyfriend is faking your own death for RUclips views.

    • @Jointswithjesus
      @Jointswithjesus 4 года назад

      Shoenice Official Channel your breath stinks

  • @OhighOSkater
    @OhighOSkater 4 года назад +340

    1:10:30 underrated comment by Hila. “Do you guys have a memorial aisle?”

    • @g-hmd
      @g-hmd 4 года назад +36

      a lot of Hila's comments go underrated, she's really funny

    • @Ebichuchu
      @Ebichuchu 4 года назад +12

      My boyfriend and I laughed out loud to that one when we heard it and Ethan keepin on rolling was such a disservice 😂

    • @Aribbonofsoundmen
      @Aribbonofsoundmen 4 года назад +1

      Grace It’s because she’s quiet and doesn’t deliver her jokes with much force. Her own fault tbh

    • @smokintoomuch2314
      @smokintoomuch2314 4 года назад +2

      Grace Not really, for the most part she adds very little to the show as far as thoughtful discussion or humor goes.
      You definitely didnt see her on KillTony with Ethan. It was so bad that she would put the mic to her mouth when she laughed because thats the most she spoke.

    • @Ebichuchu
      @Ebichuchu 4 года назад +5

      smokin too much Nahhh Hila really balances Ethan out. and furthermore, if you don’t think Hila contributes to the discussion enough you better keep that same energy with Ian or honestly even Zach. Ian never really gives his opinion on anything either way and Zach almost always just agrees with Ethan. They’re all a part of the podcast and bring something to it in their own way.

  • @justinmondzak2085
    @justinmondzak2085 4 года назад +45

    just an update on jaystation for everyone watching: he has deleted the alexia death vids and posted a NEW vid about her leavin him papa bless

  • @loganwells4942
    @loganwells4942 4 года назад +175

    In middle school our history teacher's key to the bathroom was attached to a prosthetic foot. It used to be his. Eventually some students broke off the toes. 🤷

  • @willsmith798
    @willsmith798 4 года назад +171

    How is no one noticing Wendy Williams saying a scar is a hair line fracture 😂

    • @ScottieSobel
      @ScottieSobel 4 года назад +5

      Will Smith hahaha right. Every time they replayed that part it drove me nuts.

    • @May-qw8vq
      @May-qw8vq 4 года назад +2

      That drove me insane! Ugh she’s so stupid! 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 года назад +2

      the people that say shit like that are the same ones who brag about how “intelligent” they are lmao she probably also mispronounces words longer than 3 syllables

  • @jessi773
    @jessi773 4 года назад +54

    My new motto for motivation:
    “Rome wasn’t built in a day” but Chinese hospitals can be built in 6, so what’s your excuse?

  • @emrazum
    @emrazum 4 года назад +78

    Hila's story is AT LEAST a 7

    • @petram4947
      @petram4947 4 года назад +2

      they did her dirty😔😔

  • @dec0mposing
    @dec0mposing 4 года назад +179

    As someone who suffers from IBS I can tell you I do the Fartgate clip way of leaning often when my bowels are causing me discomfort, it was 100% her.

    • @justawallflower8349
      @justawallflower8349 4 года назад +17

      Brittany Hope as someone who has regular bowel movements, I can assure you that she did indeed toot.

    • @donjuan2001
      @donjuan2001 4 года назад +19

      she had one cheek lifted off the seat of the chair, come on who ya kiddin’

    • @aisakataiga5200
      @aisakataiga5200 4 года назад +1

      Came to say the same thing @Brittany hope

    • @hollytyler6780
      @hollytyler6780 4 года назад +2

      @@donjuan2001 whata you outta ya miiiind?

    • @crackerbarrelkid5517
      @crackerbarrelkid5517 4 года назад +5

      Haha you should see me limping through Home Depot

  • @ghostmalone23
    @ghostmalone23 4 года назад +10

    I’ve been binging old H3 podcasts. Love this content so much. Ethan, Hila and the crew are currently my only quarantine friends lol

  • @lilbitofeverything6988
    @lilbitofeverything6988 4 года назад +92

    Can you add something that every time you say something controversial it jumpcuts to Wendy riders clapping and nodding

  • @serenaofvenus
    @serenaofvenus 4 года назад +302

    Ethan my stepmom was literally just telling me how when she used to get drunk she would roast everyone and my dad told her once, "You know no one thinks you're joking?" And she had a horrible realization that she was just being a drunk asshole lol

    • @MrToast_
      @MrToast_ 4 года назад +25

      Serena Irons yikes

    • @MSQuaint
      @MSQuaint 4 года назад +55

      @Negative Space That was totally a yike-able story. What's up with you, champ?

    • @captainron7120
      @captainron7120 4 года назад +15

      Yikes!

    • @19Atticus
      @19Atticus 4 года назад +17

      Yikes

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 4 года назад +15

      yikes

  • @zachyd120
    @zachyd120 4 года назад +64

    go thru the jaystation part and just imagine that she actually died and listen to their jokes and it makes it ten times funnier

    • @zachyd120
      @zachyd120 4 года назад +18

      “her parents made that? looks like a five year old made it”

  • @christempleton9656
    @christempleton9656 4 года назад +109

    I've done the "you go girl" head movement dozens of times in support of Ethan

  • @MAR1N4M1
    @MAR1N4M1 4 года назад +110

    The Wendy Williams Show looks like a crazy tv show crazy people watch in a crazy tv show.

    • @BrainSOSmoof
      @BrainSOSmoof 4 года назад +1

      pretty sure at least part if not all of that audience is paid to be there, and for a wendy show it better be a LOT of money

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 4 года назад +1

      It does, doesn't it? It's like something the soulless masses would watch in a dystopian mind-controlled society. Oh, wait...

  • @13monmon13
    @13monmon13 2 года назад +11

    It’s nice to see how much you’ve grown since this

  • @davidrudolph1023
    @davidrudolph1023 4 года назад +194

    substitute for male “dickriders”, female “cooterscooters”. “poon-tang steamers” was a close second. Love the show btw you guys rock been watching y’all for over a year now and loving everything. And thank you for leading me to the Regula, it’s now my goal to find the rawest of the raw

  • @Emily-vp8dz
    @Emily-vp8dz 4 года назад +46

    "Ethan and Hila discuss what they're going to eat for dinner" should be on the bingo board

    • @delesewdd452
      @delesewdd452 4 года назад

      Jane Raige or just trouble figuring out how to end it

  • @mon0theist_tv
    @mon0theist_tv 4 года назад +77

    this whole political cycle is like a long season of Parks and Rec that won't end

  • @brookelarsen7892
    @brookelarsen7892 4 года назад +85

    This is me giving Ethan the "You go girl treatment": You go girl!
    I hope this makes his year

    • @borazga
      @borazga 4 года назад +1

      Brooke Larsen no you go girl did I make your year😂💔 ?

  • @CaptinDangerNoodle
    @CaptinDangerNoodle 4 года назад +176

    Jaystation looks like he’s about to sneeze but it won’t come out.

    • @typhoonslatt8189
      @typhoonslatt8189 4 года назад

      Shoenice Official Channel hey mens))))

    • @littlejoey2542
      @littlejoey2542 4 года назад +6

      Jaystation should be forced to suffer from that feeling for the rest of his life

    • @teriandjacob
      @teriandjacob 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @typhoonslatt8189
      @typhoonslatt8189 4 года назад

      Shoenice Official Channel HAHAHAHA bruh 😭😂👌😘

    • @littlejoey2542
      @littlejoey2542 4 года назад +2

      @@ShoeNice22videos shoenice why have you visited this comment chain 3 times over the past day?

  • @KoroSin777
    @KoroSin777 4 года назад +49

    It's so wholesome when Ethan just completely respects Hila anytime she talks. They both just love each other so much and you can tell.

  • @jamesrevelstoke8756
    @jamesrevelstoke8756 4 года назад +73

    25:25 “it looks like she came out wrong” lmao with an immediate “can I say that” 😂 I died

    • @ellen-rd3nn
      @ellen-rd3nn 4 года назад

      would like but your at 69 and i cant ruin that

  • @ausvstheagenda
    @ausvstheagenda 4 года назад +145

    me literally 2 seconds ago: damn I wish there's a podcast to listen to kill a bit of time
    refreshes youtube: here ya go boi

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 4 года назад +1

      I felt this man. I had nothing to do but time to kill. My girlfriend and I aren't talking for a whole 24 hours. And I need to kill this time just so I can talk to her again.

    • @Yumemaru.
      @Yumemaru. 4 года назад

      @Phil Ill bruh.

    • @PodtrashRadio
      @PodtrashRadio 4 года назад

      Phil Ill she told me she was single for 24 hours 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 4 года назад

      @Phil Ill thanks dude. Good joke, you got me good. But I was unfortunately not kidding.

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 4 года назад

      I got nothing to prove. So if you don't believe me, thats alright. You guys will find that special someone. I'm out. Peace.

  • @kayleeforster8121
    @kayleeforster8121 4 года назад +23

    So weird watching this in summer 2020, the whole world having been quarantined. Wild.

    • @laxx4lifechey
      @laxx4lifechey 3 года назад +2

      try being a new H3 subscriber and watching this in February 2021!

  • @RamzaZero
    @RamzaZero 4 года назад +75

    Is it possible to get Post Malone to come on again? I love him as one of your guests.

    • @ThreeLeftOverCrest
      @ThreeLeftOverCrest 4 года назад +13

      Only pre and current malone available

    • @lotuscoma4127
      @lotuscoma4127 4 года назад +1

      hes touring all of february and march but he'll prolly hop back on here when he gets the time

  • @DrZbo
    @DrZbo 4 года назад +60

    You need to put the key on IAN and make guests bring ian to the bathroom with them.

  • @blooove19
    @blooove19 3 года назад +15

    It’s crazy hearing COVID being talked about before we really knew what we were up against. Sheesh

  • @skizup3823
    @skizup3823 4 года назад +239

    Honestly if JayStation's girlfriend did die and everyone is clowning on him, it the best karma of all time. But at least he can contact her from the Ouija board

    • @rubydarling7564
      @rubydarling7564 4 года назад +27

      Either way its bad, pretending your girlfriend died for veiws is fucked... And if she really did die... Then he is clearly having to pretend to be sad about it, and thats fucked too lol...

    • @realdjkream
      @realdjkream 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @charliespk8317
      @charliespk8317 4 года назад +9

      Ruby Darling no it was proven she didn’t. A RUclipsr who lives in the area called the police and there was not record of a drunk driving accident with her involved . I think the you tubers name was SomeOrdinaryGamers?

    • @rubydarling7564
      @rubydarling7564 4 года назад +1

      @@charliespk8317 I know its not real you can tell by his bad acting. I just mean either was it looks bad for him so why would he do this ya know?

    • @s.h.723
      @s.h.723 4 года назад +1

      Yeah like the boy who cried wolf

  • @Goodluckwarzone
    @Goodluckwarzone 4 года назад +152

    Dude. She has NO PLACE TO BE MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE’S FACES

    • @Barfieman362
      @Barfieman362 4 года назад +9

      Well, she got roasted hard by 50 Cent. So she got what she deserved.

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 года назад +14

      don’t know if y’all are fans of gus Johnson, but he has a great video on his channel about why wendy is a terrible person. I def recommend watching it, it was really good

    • @minananananan1842
      @minananananan1842 4 года назад +2

      She also has a condition that she cant fix so thats kinda rude and hypicritcal to say

    • @johnnys7875
      @johnnys7875 4 года назад +1

      @@minananananan1842 She makes fun of other people looks all the time so she should be able to take it

  • @bendejo8
    @bendejo8 2 года назад +9

    The birth of the steamies awards was Hila's idea in this very episode. Amazing

  • @almonjoinye
    @almonjoinye 4 года назад +78

    She who denied it... Supplied it

    • @michaelp2952
      @michaelp2952 4 года назад +1

      Science

    • @Muzmammal
      @Muzmammal 4 года назад

      Shoenice is everywhere here bruh

    • @MrMoz94
      @MrMoz94 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos eyyy its shoenice watup bro

  • @xplorerbeatz1464
    @xplorerbeatz1464 4 года назад +101

    “Its a work of fart” very tasteful Ian, very tasteful.

    • @biszakors8703
      @biszakors8703 4 года назад

      Our lord

    • @m0rtred
      @m0rtred 4 года назад

      she's clearly fartocholic ;( Kills me everytime, farting herself to death with every breath she takes,and that stonecold look on her face, trying to somehow coverup, masquarade the sheer preasure of it all, slowly pushing life away, out of her body.
      - Ok, done..Where's my emi?

  • @lourdecanavati-simard5863
    @lourdecanavati-simard5863 4 года назад +15

    Wow.. It's insane how this whole situation got so out of hand, and now everyone around the world is in quarantine.

  • @soribros2300
    @soribros2300 4 года назад +39

    ETHAN WE GIVE YOU THE “YOU GO GIRL” ALL THE TIME

  • @giorgiaperotti9517
    @giorgiaperotti9517 4 года назад +29

    Hilas story was hilarious and everyone needs to recognize.
    A tier easy.
    I give it a 9 out of 10

  • @ultrravioletta
    @ultrravioletta 4 года назад +16

    zack’s distant laughter after ethan tells a joke is my favorite part of the pod.
    edit: that bingo sheet is gold

  • @iangunter45
    @iangunter45 4 года назад +28

    My favorite parts are when Ethan thanks Zach for laughing at his jokes backstage

  • @sampurnell630
    @sampurnell630 4 года назад +29

    That fart was the rawest of the raw who ya kiddin haaaaa

  • @jeanie.00
    @jeanie.00 3 года назад +4

    These early 2020 podcasts have become relics of history

  • @lightbeamjesus
    @lightbeamjesus 4 года назад +59

    Hila’s story made me remember the same awkward situation that happened to me, fuck.
    I give it a 9 outta 10

    • @akillen77
      @akillen77 4 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @psychoslayer6808
      @psychoslayer6808 4 года назад +2

      Fr same :( lol I felt that same wave of embarrassment when it happened to me.

    • @MAX-de8fe
      @MAX-de8fe 4 года назад +2

      Your cute

    • @salutarypants0792
      @salutarypants0792 4 года назад +1

      Chair has a nice face.
      Four legs but I'm a disgrace
      Are you wooden or wheel spins?
      Oh Chair read me your sins.
      Is your purpose to support?
      Who supports you? Yourself.
      Will others follow your lead?
      Chairs break.
      Must I too.

    • @life7777
      @life7777 4 года назад +1

      I've done that with a gym full of people lol

  • @benburton9602
    @benburton9602 4 года назад +164

    One time the key to our bathroom at school was a band trophy

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 4 года назад +3

      Mines used to be a big ass clipboard

    • @ethanske
      @ethanske 4 года назад +13

      You had a key to your school bathroom? Rough.

    • @scent-bubbles
      @scent-bubbles 4 года назад

      My old history teacher uses this radio wave detector thing as his pass. Easily weighs 10 pounds and is bulky as hec

    • @benburton9602
      @benburton9602 4 года назад +2

      Ethan Ganske our bathrooms used to have shit in the urinals

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 4 года назад +3

      @@ethanske eventually the kids broke the lock so people could go in and out. Our only responsibility was to never talk about it or bring it up infront of the teachers or principle or else they would get it fixed

  • @zalmh
    @zalmh 4 года назад +24

    That jaystation guy was wiping his eyebrows because he didn't want to wipe the makeup from under his eyes - used to make it look like he's been crying.

  • @cooperf.2132
    @cooperf.2132 4 года назад +88

    Countdown to Papa:
    304 hours 34 minutes

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +64

    Wendy bringing up science and physics bringing out Bill Nye to cover up her fart.

  • @kratosatreusjoelellie
    @kratosatreusjoelellie 4 года назад +15

    I swear Ethan's favourite insult is comparing someone to the crypt keeper 😂

  • @ivebeenrobbed
    @ivebeenrobbed 4 года назад +28

    Hila has really opened up over the years

  • @djgiga2
    @djgiga2 4 года назад +131

    "What's up dream team what's up dream team what's up dream team"
    "Hilla check out this intro"
    "What's up dream team"

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 года назад +8

      God that was annoying, I literally said to myself "Ethan, if you start that clip one more time I'm clicking away" lol

    • @ononaokisama
      @ononaokisama 4 года назад +1

      Scott 40 minutes in its a snooze fest 😴 they’re losing the touch

    • @ononaokisama
      @ononaokisama 4 года назад +1

      NoochTV it is thats why i expressed it on this open forum lol cap’n obvious o’er here

    • @michaelakatherine2431
      @michaelakatherine2431 4 года назад

      ononaokisama thing is, no one here cares for it

    • @ononaokisama
      @ononaokisama 4 года назад

      Maura Tull no the thing is u and the ppl who dissent don’t care about my opinion. Which doesn’t bother me. Nor impede my ability to express myself. I love the work h3h3 has done. I only criticize them cuz I think they can do better. And I hope they do because until it’s absolute dogshit I’ll continue to support them

  • @michaelvasconcelos1788
    @michaelvasconcelos1788 4 года назад +11

    Normal podcasts have exit phrases / have rehearsed ending notes.
    H3 Podcast ending - 1:55:46.

  • @arguspanoptes3853
    @arguspanoptes3853 4 года назад +68

    I was expecting jaystation to just say "she was one of my best sources of Inco... She was the best thing in my life", also Wendy's fans can be called "wind riders" .

  • @jeremyhoffman6878
    @jeremyhoffman6878 4 года назад +31

    The real conspiracy is that Windy Willams is actually Michael Jackson w a boob job and an extra 60 lbs.

  • @ariannazaragoza7916
    @ariannazaragoza7916 3 года назад +2

    just watching old h3 podcast love these they always crack me up

  • @Aenima308
    @Aenima308 4 года назад +56

    The crypt keeper part was the perfect chance to call her the “ripped keeper”

  • @allisondarlene7466
    @allisondarlene7466 4 года назад +32

    Can we bring back everyone sitting at the table? I really enjoy that was sad when I didn’t see them around the table with you both!

    • @brandonedwards9874
      @brandonedwards9874 4 года назад +8

      As cool as it is someone has to run the show haha. They have a lady doing fill in when they do those episodes.

    • @Tenaciousdomi
      @Tenaciousdomi 4 года назад +8

      If you make something special into a norm, it's no longer special.

  • @BeachLookingGuy
    @BeachLookingGuy 4 года назад +19

    If you feel so obligated to defend a fart, I’ll just assume you did fart and you’re ego is so far out of this world you can’t just own it like a human

  • @PriscillaPixels
    @PriscillaPixels 4 года назад +60

    If Wendy just said “Haha I tooted... everybody’s human 🤷🏼‍♀️” it wouldn’t even have been a story!

    • @tenzinfernandez2822
      @tenzinfernandez2822 4 года назад +4

      Priscilla Pixels yeah but she gets paid for getting views

    • @elaiynlie
      @elaiynlie 4 года назад

      Tenzin F DOOM

  • @Matthew-00
    @Matthew-00 4 года назад +18

    Dude the fart effects were so eloquently timed during this

  • @brittanyc7930
    @brittanyc7930 4 года назад +8

    "uh, F Tier easy for Zach" love when Ian sarcastically says his own soundbytes

  • @adxtra2399
    @adxtra2399 4 года назад +65

    59:16 is when they start talking about Jaystation. 12:56 wendy farts. Just doing gods work people.

  • @goblinfarm_
    @goblinfarm_ 4 года назад +86

    my high school robotics teacher used a whole bicycle wheel as the keychain for his bathroom key

    • @grower-gq5yb
      @grower-gq5yb 4 года назад +5

      1000000 level wizard status

    • @Yumemaru.
      @Yumemaru. 4 года назад +1

      Bruh.

    • @rickrolledtruth5834
      @rickrolledtruth5834 4 года назад +3

      ummmm I've had to lug a fucking cement BRICK around. So don't be dum

    • @4u5t
      @4u5t 4 года назад +1

      One of my teachers used a sombrero.

    • @lexusfranks8787
      @lexusfranks8787 4 года назад +3

      One of my teaches used a advridge sized globe

  • @TSYouTuber
    @TSYouTuber 4 года назад +11

    0:48 “A wooden spoon of cooking”, gives +5 to cooking skill.

  • @lunahh
    @lunahh 4 года назад +52

    When Ethan said "Look at all these..." while pausing over a crowd of black people I was really worried there for a second

  • @bluedabadee8997
    @bluedabadee8997 4 года назад +57

    We get another podcAst wtf is that 3 in one week or am I losing my mind

  • @emilyhubbard137
    @emilyhubbard137 2 года назад +6

    "I don't understand why Jordan Peterson is such a Boogeyman" omg that didn't age well

  • @zaydahmad4457
    @zaydahmad4457 4 года назад +58

    When Hila said “that car is gonna hit him, we are gonna have a real death” I actually just died

  • @whothehellisthat281
    @whothehellisthat281 4 года назад +26

    I've definitely given Ethan the good old "you go girl"

    • @semoge3249
      @semoge3249 4 года назад

      Thank you!

    • @mdrzn
      @mdrzn 4 года назад +2

      same, multiple times! Zach needs to get a crowdsourced "You go Ethan!" soundbite to play

  • @Culled
    @Culled Год назад +4

    God I’m so happy Ethan has evolved even since this episode

  • @ezraprzytyk
    @ezraprzytyk 4 года назад +72

    1:05:57 "I'm probably not going to be posting on here for a while...." Literally two days later posts a video: "calling the evil tooth fairy and the tooth fairy at the same time 😲" I'm not even joking

  • @nadia-jv5ro
    @nadia-jv5ro 4 года назад +42

    trevor noah had a "friendly interview" with tomi lahren or whatever and everyone clapped

  • @jenruth792
    @jenruth792 4 года назад +16

    Here on May 7th in NY....listening to them talk about Wuhan not knowing we were next.

  • @stoink1292
    @stoink1292 4 года назад +33

    Jaystation: “I’m probably not gonna post for a while I hope you guys understand”
    Also Jaystation: *posts “calling the evil toothfairy at 3am”*

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +29

    Wendy 1st plan was "John come out here and tell these people u farted! Your gonna have to take the fall for this".

  • @TheCrazyMango82
    @TheCrazyMango82 4 года назад +6

    I've recently over the past month started watching H3, so I'm watching old podcasts...when he started saying "so have you guys heard about the next big thing? The coronavirus?" I legit thought he was being sarcastic...so sad how much things have changed in less than a year

  • @willmanhambone6986
    @willmanhambone6986 4 года назад +27

    I really enjoy the episodes with the whole crew, you guys should do those more often.