I work in a restaurant. I was standing at our serving counter, and an older woman walked up to me. She asked me, “Do you work here?” Keep in mind I was wearing an apron and my name tag. I said yes of course. But, I just wanted to give her some sarcasm like, “No mam. You see, I just wear this stupid thing every day and just pretend I have a job!” 🙄🤷♂️
Well back in the late nineties I called a takeaway and told the person who answered the phone I wanted a delivery; she said ok and let me ramble off my order before telling me she was the cleaner and the shop hadn't opened yet. Those who seem foolish may just be guarding themselves against greater fools.
Great songs, it astounds me how many folks just stop walking in front of you??? or cross your path without looking??? or have their dog lead so long you have to skip over it lol
Lyrics: I was at the grocery store just the other day Saw a guy with a car, locked in the whole darn way He was looking at his phone, clueless as can be I thought to myself, there's got to be a remedy Let's find a cure for stupid people You're everywhere you go under every steeple From parking lots to checkout lines, we need a fix for these damn witted signs Let's find a cure for stupid people, and make the world a smarter sequel At the DMV, what a sight to see Folks forgetting forms, wasting time for free A guy ahead of me didn't know his own name I thought, dear Lord this is just a crying shame Let's find a cure for stupid people You're everywhere you go under every steeple From parking lots to checkout lines, we need a fix for these damn witted signs Let's find a cure for stupid people, and make the world a smarter sequel You can't fix stupid, that's what they say But baby, there's a pill to take the dumb away Imagine a world where common sense is free Where you don't need a sign to say don't climb the tree So here's to the dreamers and a hopeful view Praying for a cure for those without a clue Until that day comes, we'll just shake our heads And laugh about the things those nitwits said Let's find a cure for stupid people You're everywhere you go under every steeple From parking lots to checkout lines, we need a fix for these damn witted signs Let's find a cure for stupid people, and make the world a smarter sequel So if you're feeling brave and got a plan in mind Start working on a cure for those who land behind Until then, we'll smile and try to cope Living in a world full of clueless folks
I have seen baffling shit. I had some guy try and get in to the store I worked at 30 minutes early . Lights were on, door was locked. And it wasn’t that we changed the hours they had always been like that. He was baffled.
Here we call them “a majority.” Ok, world wide… let’s be real. And there’s no hope for this to change it seems. But amazing and much needed song at the end of a shift dealing with these types all day everyday. For no reason at all. Not to mentioned spoiled brat types. Customers are not always right. Being right you have to be right. You’re not right cause some idiots out there say customers always right. That’s not actually a thing anywhere. No ones that special nor should they be treated as better then us.
I'm posting this again. Stupid unfortunately people are voting for Harris just to see 👀 a woman in the highest office in America. Talk about Stupid people.
@@SpitballMusic Aw, gee thanks. I used to live there when I was young; not the same California I grew up in. I am getting out of here in the near future. No thanks, referring to the ones who live there now. We have enough of them here already. Lol 😜
The first line of the song matched my trip to the store last week an idiot same one stopped in multiple place's right in the middle of the isle playing with his phone then a women at the self checkout register with a belt would scan 3 or 4 items go bag them come back and do it again there was no where else to go as only 2 cashiers were working with people lined up back into the grocery isles so I lost it told her she was to stupid to use self checkout and made an ass of my self but I did fill better.
There might be a cure for it in the not too distant future but it entails getting the stem cells inside of brain actually create new neurons into migrate to the correct positions
This became my favorite song.. i can sing this almost everyday.. hehehe
I work in a restaurant. I was standing at our serving counter, and an older woman walked up to me. She asked me, “Do you work here?” Keep in mind I was wearing an apron and my name tag. I said yes of course. But, I just wanted to give her some sarcasm like, “No mam. You see, I just wear this stupid thing every day and just pretend I have a job!” 🙄🤷♂️
They are everywhere.
❤ lol
I had a Kroger employee tell me just that!!😮😂😅😂
Here's your sign
Lolol i bet you still haven't found a cure for that stupidity.....😂
I’m a fan of Darwin we just need to remove all of the warning labels off of stuff and the problem will pretty much sort itself out
The Darwin Award is real.
Agreed
Natural selection is a must, we need to bring it back
Absolutely 😂
😂😂😂
I heard a comedian say he worked a domino's he answered the phone the person asked were we open i said no were here taking orders for tomorrow 😂😂😂😂
Good one. I am sure the need for a cure with be forever.
Well back in the late nineties I called a takeaway and told the person who answered the phone I wanted a delivery; she said ok and let me ramble off my order before telling me she was the cleaner and the shop hadn't opened yet. Those who seem foolish may just be guarding themselves against greater fools.
Couldn't agree more. Hopefully one day we won't have to point to someone anymore and think here's your sign
I like it I love it I want some more of it. Great song 👍
I'm playing this at my gig, and if someone gets mad then we know there's a cure for them😂😂😂
This was surprisingly more tame than I expected it to be
Trying to keep it family friendly.
Needs some more cuss words.
@@Esrger That sounds like something a stupid person would say 🧐
@@SpitballMusic How`s about the adult version? Hopefully youtube will not block it. LOL.
We have plenty here in Scotland, maybe you could try and fix some of them.🤣😂🤣
I think it is an international phenomenon. Please share so other can help with a cure! :)
Sarcasm and Flattery (left and right hand) works nearly every time.
Toby Keith. One of the best American country singers. Rest in peace. TK.
😂 You can't fix stupid.....
I'm glad it made you laugh! We need more laughs.
But you can muffle it with duct tape!
You can but there’s a law against it!!
Amen
Yeah you can,BUT IT'S GONNA HURT!!!
Great songs, it astounds me how many folks just stop walking in front of you??? or cross your path without looking??? or have their dog lead so long you have to skip over it lol
Yep. See it airport every week. Thank you
In my neck of the woods we call them BURNT NOODLES
I like it. What part of the woods are you from?
That's awesome lol
Where exactly is 'the neck of the woods?' :D
I live at the mouth of a river. All the S---T that washes down, ugghh. i feel like the ass end of the forest.
Lyrics:
I was at the grocery store just the other day
Saw a guy with a car, locked in the whole darn way
He was looking at his phone, clueless as can be
I thought to myself, there's got to be a remedy
Let's find a cure for stupid people
You're everywhere you go under every steeple
From parking lots to checkout lines, we need a fix for these damn witted signs
Let's find a cure for stupid people, and make the world a smarter sequel
At the DMV, what a sight to see
Folks forgetting forms, wasting time for free
A guy ahead of me didn't know his own name
I thought, dear Lord this is just a crying shame
Let's find a cure for stupid people
You're everywhere you go under every steeple
From parking lots to checkout lines, we need a fix for these damn witted signs
Let's find a cure for stupid people, and make the world a smarter sequel
You can't fix stupid, that's what they say
But baby, there's a pill to take the dumb away
Imagine a world where common sense is free
Where you don't need a sign to say don't climb the tree
So here's to the dreamers and a hopeful view
Praying for a cure for those without a clue
Until that day comes, we'll just shake our heads
And laugh about the things those nitwits said
Let's find a cure for stupid people
You're everywhere you go under every steeple
From parking lots to checkout lines, we need a fix for these damn witted signs
Let's find a cure for stupid people, and make the world a smarter sequel
So if you're feeling brave and got a plan in mind
Start working on a cure for those who land behind
Until then, we'll smile and try to cope
Living in a world full of clueless folks
You can cure ignorance, but being stupid is a lifestyle choice
Great song. I agree
Love the song ♥️♥️🎤🎸🎼🎵🎶🌟⭐️💫
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Love. The. Song. ♥️♥️♥️. 🎤🎸🎼🎼🏆
📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
This song spot on for a lot of people today so good 1 hahaha❤😊
THIS IS BLOODY AWESOME SONG FITTING FOR TODAY'S WORLD 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 LUV IT❤❤❤❤❤
Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
🎉
Just look at our government
Exactly.
What a song , talks abut stupid people, how smart is this singer 😂😂😂😂 this song may is about himself 😂😂😂😂
Just what i needed to hear. Lol 😊
Awesome, glad to hear!
You're right you just can't fix stupid😂😂😂
Nope
Not even with duck tape . 😆
I have seen baffling shit. I had some guy try and get in to the store I worked at 30 minutes early . Lights were on, door was locked. And it wasn’t that we changed the hours they had always been like that. He was baffled.
And he'll argue with you the whole time until to point out the sign.
Currently researching a cure for craniorectalitis. It's not going well.
That's fantastic! Just make sure you don’t get too deep into your research - we wouldn’t want you getting stuck in your own findings!
@@SpitballMusic😂😂 Love this song 🎵💃🌹
Love the song, but at this point we can't fix stupid. 😊❤
Maybe we can out number them.
That's what the Darwin Awards are for.
But the cure is against the law
Be nice.
Nah, governments enact it all the time. But they tend to be staffed by the stupid, so it doesn't work out.
Because the stupid people work in federal buildings (politicians)
It ant against gods law🎉😂 the animal kingdom survival of the smartest 😂😂😊
Lächle, du kannst sie nicht alle töten.
Here we call them “a majority.” Ok, world wide… let’s be real. And there’s no hope for this to change it seems. But amazing and much needed song at the end of a shift dealing with these types all day everyday. For no reason at all. Not to mentioned spoiled brat types. Customers are not always right. Being right you have to be right. You’re not right cause some idiots out there say customers always right. That’s not actually a thing anywhere. No ones that special nor should they be treated as better then us.
Brilliant
Thank you!
Found my friend listening to this. Love it 😂
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Love this 😎👍
Glad you like it!
a fantastic song and lyrics ,,,,,,,,,,,,,greetings Renee
God bless stupid people 🙏 ❤and who ever wrote this song I will share it with my big Ole happy family.amen
Amen! Thank you.
Amen!
Common sense ain't that common
Becoming rarer all the time. Especially in those under 40.
Reminds me of an old co-workers pc background. Common Sense, so rare its a super power. Though it did use a bit more colorful language.
There is no cure that won’t get me sent to prison for life.
I love ❤️ 😍 the song.
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I'm posting this again. Stupid unfortunately people are voting for Harris just to see 👀 a woman in the highest office in America. Talk about Stupid people.
this is hilarious and true lololol
Yeah right!
Oregon here. Lots of them here. Liberal cesspool.
Rumor has it a coastal state south of you would love to have them.
@@SpitballMusic Aw, gee thanks. I used to live there when I was young; not the same California I grew up in. I am getting out of here in the near future. No thanks, referring to the ones who live there now. We have enough of them here already. Lol 😜
You haven't seen stupid until you visit a red state like Louisiana. Or Mississippi Or Arkansas. Or Flori-duh... Or Texass... Or....
Love it
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Thanks for his honesty and sense of humor. It seems to be Toby Keith. If it was he, when did he record this song ? Thanks a lot.
Told my wife I had found her life song. She hasn`t spoken to me for a month, silence is bliss.
I am always apologizing for zoning out in grocery stores in the center aisle. That is just the right thing to do, and no, I am not stupid.
Ah ha. Well its been said that acknowledgment is the first step. :) We know you're not stupid, you're a dedicated shopper! Thanks or listening.
Cure being hungry with a good meal.
Cure stupidity with a good education.
I think the doctor is in the house!
Not a liberal one. Lol. Dumber than a clan of rednecks!
Hard to get a good education nowadays with the state working overtime to dumb the kids down.
We laugh as a coping skill, not at the challenged 😂
You are correct. You have to laugh!
The Great Awakening 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need the cure and fast.
You can't fix stupid, but
Duct Tape muffles the sound.
Actually you can fix it, it's just messy and usually carries 20 years to life
GREAT !
Thank you, glad you enjoyed it!
Welcome to sweden!!!!! The most crazy pepole are here!!!!!! 😵💫
Nice to know. Now you're in the running.
No Washington DC does !
Great song. I live in a small town in the Pacific Northwest and yes I have seen the dumbest people..m
Trust me they are everywhere.
Are you talking about Portland? Home of stupid Antifa.
"LETS MAKE THE WORLD A SMARTER SEQUEL" ♥️
Mega is buying batteries for a flood watch
Batteries are good.
U must be a democreep
At least we don't vote for a leach who hasn't Done ANYTHING FOR AMERICA OR AMERICANS
It’s MAGA Rebecca, MAGA.
On of the bests songs I've heard
Perfect song
You'll feel smarter right away!
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You know I have a shirt that says sorry theres no cure against stupidity
Hmm, I think it's time for a shirt with a new saying.
What would the Politicians do without stupid people?
This song is awesome
Give this song a Grammy 😂
i fucking hate cell phones, cell phone culture and social media
It is only going to get more crazy. Buckle-up!
What did you use to make these comments , let's find a cure for stupid people
Android hit cell tower🎉
My grandmother hated telephones, too. She never had one in her house.
Word I'm a troll now cause I have a cell phone going dark soon.
try working at USPS it's a head scratcher most days
Forget about it! "USPS: Where 'overnight delivery' means 'eventually' and 'priority mail' is just a polite suggestion."
Hell yeah ❤it
And saying the cure is against law is stupidest thing I've ever heard! LMAO
Thank goodness you liked it! :)
An identifying peception! Keep your bar-tab paid-up!
I live in ky....church on every corner...under the steeple...
Their everywhere. Ugh.
@@SpitballMusic
*they're 😂
😂😂😂 Very funny !!!
This song reminds me of Florida 😅
This song must be based on kamala Haris ?.
The first line of the song matched my trip to the store last week an idiot same one stopped in multiple place's right in the middle of the isle playing with his phone then a women at the self checkout register with a belt would scan 3 or 4 items go bag them come back and do it again there was no where else to go as only 2 cashiers were working with people lined up back into the grocery isles so I lost it told her she was to stupid to use self checkout and made an ass of my self but I did fill better.
Sometimes you got to get those things off your chest. :)
There might be a cure for it in the not too distant future but it entails getting the stem cells inside of brain actually create new neurons into migrate to the correct positions
I think Elon is working on that.
You cant fix stupid 😅
81 million voted for biden.So yes they are everywhere.😅
Everywhere!
You can fix stupid it just hurts 😡
I agrew, starting with this song!!! 😮😅😂😅
Spread it far and wide! Thanks for listening and commenting.
Cool 😎 video great 👍 👍
Thank you 👍
Love the song….2025 😊
Stupid people under the steeple?!...Bless your heart...not the thing to say.
Glad you liked it. Trying to be nice ;)
Hallelujah!!!
Find it strange that the AI generated an image that includes a va-jay-jay on a can in the middle of the street.
Hmm...interesting.
So true
The Darwin Awards will slowly cure Stupid People
I think that song title refers to at least half of the American population 🤪😜
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God must be soooooo proud of his children. 😮 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 😂😂😂😂😂😂
LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know God has a sense of humor. He created you, didn't he? :D lol
What if this god is actually a she?
Hopefully this can be done be nice keep waiting and watching😂
😢I worked in a restaurant once the phone rang a lady answered what's the special she asked roast turkey I answered is it a real one she asked 😊😅
Ummm our new national anthem😂
There isn't one unfortunately
😂😂😂😂
Down with a cure!
We'll find a cure. Thanks for listening.
I wish 🤞
Don't we all!
Had a lady at Taco bell ask me if wanted meet and cheese on my toco.
😅😊❤😂🎉😅😊❤😂🎉
You know it, we need the cure!
LOVE!!!
Thank U
Good luck😂
It's a marathon not a sprint that is for sure.
👽👍. Helping. Them ✨🌍🌎🌏S. WIDE
We need it!
There is no cure for stupid !!!
It will be difficult to get the cure . There is a pandemic of them and its been here for a long time .
My exes problem was he told all of his friends about both.
Sometimes there is just no hope for some of us. Keep moving forward!
@SpitballMusic I have a girlfriend and I hook up with his best friend once a week or so who also has a gf, one big happy polycule
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