The FUNNIEST part of the translator bit is that, almost a decade ago in a sleepycast episode, Zach did the exact same joke Cory did, but apparently he forgot about it and Cory also forgot that he was copying Zach
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!! It was like that scene in Jojo where Okuyasu's brother is beating the Dad but, it's revealed the peices of paper he was reaching for for years were scraps of an old family photo of him and them together. They were beating him up for it but, he was really reaching for scraps of memories of old times past with what little brain power he has left... almost a perfect parallel.
He doesn't know what a USSR is. Does he really use up his entire brain for Sonic and hentai and never listens to anything related to history? The man is 32 years old.
Ireland is famous for both eating potatoes and not eating potatoes. Ask an Irishman whether he's eating potatoes for dinner and you can always make fun of him.
"You guys are lying, I can see you snickering through the holes in your teeth" is one of my favorite Cory-isms. I didn't pick up on it the first time because of how chaotic the French Dip bit was.
@@RoachCatJr The origin story rehashing is what I meant. You don't see Bruce's parents being shot then watch him be an adolescent for 2 hours every time one comes out. They just sorta switch universes instead. Batman had enough time to grow up
@@JonksyChris isn't actually American btw... most viewers wouldn't know, given his 'american' accent, and how he never mentions anything about Ireland or that he's Irish
@@Jonksynah chris is right it's kinda a misconception that the famine was all the result of a natural disaster blight and too much reliance on one crop but really it was this intentional plot where the english took over and stole from irish farms with the goal of killing off most of the population. there might have been a blight going on too or just a cover story idk but crazy thing is most potatoes were fine and the english took the harvests and let it rot rather than let the farmers and civilians eat it and live. that might sound like a conspiracy but it's all documented in english records from the time
As a Sonic fan, I absolutely get such a kick seeing Cory trip over himself trying to describe the lore of Fleetway Sonic while getting 60% of the details wrong
I’d love to see Cory try to explain shit like the subplot where Super Sonic (who’s a villain alter ego of Sonic) splits from Sonic loses his memory and works at a restaurant with lesbian furries or something along those lines Or how Sonic is constantly insulting Tails and calling him Pixel Brain
Honestly props have to be given to jeff for being the worlds strongest turd wrangler for cory. We wouldn't have as many moments with cory past the lifetime of sleepycabin without jeff once in a while reminding him to breathe.
Cory is def top 3 for me he’s a never ending machine of comedic material. He has the best most brain-shriveling concepts and Chris/Zach are great at fleshing them out further
I bumped into Cory at Wal Mart the other day and he just started crying and making a scene as if I bumped into him really hard, I was like wth and stood there as the manager asked what was going on and Cory was screaming and crying on the floor and I was escorted out. Wasn't able to get milk so had dry Crunchy Nut cereal this morning :/
Cory is wild, but he's fucking genuinely himself. Honestly...that I respect. I also, like Lyle, respect Cory's gusto when I he said "EVEN I MCDONALD'S LAND ID BE GOING HAM ON WEIRD CREATURES!"
I think I finally understand the Cory French Dip rant; he was thinking about a Philly Cheesesteak, and probably asks for no topped vegetables (onions, peppers, etc.) every time he gets one, thus confusing it for a prime rib sandwich by description alone. Why he decided to get so irrationally pissed over it I have no idea, but God am I grateful he was.
This is hard to accept knowing that he lived in Philly for years, doesn’t really make a difference though because Corey probably thought he was on Mars.
Vegeta saying "What a maroon" and calling Trunks "my honey bunches & oats" were the highlights of the Dark Souls 2 playthrough. The "Dark Cory" movie synopsis is amazing too (thanks to the editor's music).
The first time I heard Cory I thought "Oh this guy's a funny little joker" but the more I heard him the more I realized "Oh...this is the way he is" and it made everything 10x funnier.
‘Round my neck of the woods (Chicago-land), we eat what is called “Italian Beef” which is nearly the same thing as French dip, but you pour the “au jous” over the sandwich before you wrap it, so it’s like.. pre-dipped. It’s typically topped with sweet OR hot peppers but cheese is not a standard topping. I will say, however, that provolone cheese on the sandwich is delicious. 1:39:55
14:15 still bothers me to this day that Cory was genuinely doing good and following the bit, but Chris and Zach weren't even trying to understand his references to the use of simple sentences used in foreign language courses.
But the bit was supposed to be Zach: asks question Chris: answers briefly in alien language Cory: comes up with a way too long answer It wasn’t for Cory to be a bad translator like he thought it was. Either way, it ended up being way better for all of them being on a different page.
@@BradsGonnaPlaysee, Zach's interpretation wouldn't have even been fucking funny-it's just him and Cory improvising a dull conversation while Chris babbles like a fucking .
The degradation in quality of happy meal toys should be studied in a lab. We used to have gold Pokémon cards and little handheld games. That shit was awesome.
The Cory Translator Bit is probably my favorite Bit with Cory cause he has no idea what the fuck is going on and Zach is getting more and more pissed off at it
![Oney Plays One Offs with Cory (Complete Series) [Fan Edit]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TJLW6U0MrK4/mqdefault.jpg)
The best Cory moment is "Hey guys, Mario. Thanks for seeing you next time."
What was this from, if I might ask. Please and thanks.
@@THEEVILAeropretty sure it’s from the mario slightly artistic episode with sr pelo
@@THEEVILAeroit was the Mario slightly artistic I think at the very end
2:07:32 for those interested
Pelo laughed from the bottom of his soul on that one
It never surprises me how talented Cory is at art, music, and singing, but can barely string together a coherent sentence half of the time.
He should be the new prezo, youre right
Can’t even draw clothed women though
@@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhereyou say that like it's a bad thing.
@@DarkCrusader27erm gotta goon!
@cyanidesoup you zoomers and your hate boner for r34 will never cease to amuse me.
"I will pretend to be a mouth breaver" is the uncontested best Cory Moment
Timestamp?
Im losing my fucking GOURD
@justwannagrill8548 13:00 my dear friend bask in the Cory Glory
Some might say he’s not even pretending
@@pango9519 YOUR gourd? More like we lost OUR gourd
The FUNNIEST part of the translator bit is that, almost a decade ago in a sleepycast episode, Zach did the exact same joke Cory did, but apparently he forgot about it and Cory also forgot that he was copying Zach
What ep was that?
I wanna say sleepycast s1e5
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!! It was like that scene in Jojo where Okuyasu's brother is beating the Dad but, it's revealed the peices of paper he was reaching for for years were scraps of an old family photo of him and them together. They were beating him up for it but, he was really reaching for scraps of memories of old times past with what little brain power he has left... almost a perfect parallel.
@@Chill-Guy97lmk if you find it
@@Chill-Guy97 episode 11 at 55:21 (I couldn't believe it when I heard it)
Cory making fun of the Irish potato famine might be my favorite bit ever
He laughs at the Irish potato famine.
He forgets the Holocaust happens.
Cory is a blissfully ignorant person.
He doesn't know what a USSR is. Does he really use up his entire brain for Sonic and hentai and never listens to anything related to history? The man is 32 years old.
"How do you have a famine there's like... ground everywhere!"
He drinks too much mizzouri water
Ireland is famous for both eating potatoes and not eating potatoes. Ask an Irishman whether he's eating potatoes for dinner and you can always make fun of him.
cory has called tom hanks "hank hill" twice now im so surprised no ones picked up on it
47:29
2:16:24
I love Cory’s “connect the dots” brain.
Cory may be polarizing, but you can’t deny that he’s never putting on airs like some others. His passion is commendable.
He might not be putting on airs, but he is putting on hairs. How else could you explain his luscious beard?
The fact that it’s really him is concerning. It’s great!
If a man admits he would tongue kiss Tails the Fox you can pretty much guarantee he's not putting on an act
Cory is a treasure. Thanks to him, Sonic Heroes let's play was an unforgettable experience
"Putting on airs" erm can someone explain what this means? I really need to know this made me scratch my head so hard i had skin under my fingernails
"You guys are lying, I can see you snickering through the holes in your teeth" is one of my favorite Cory-isms. I didn't pick up on it the first time because of how chaotic the French Dip bit was.
I hope the “I’m like the riddler but I never make sense so you always lose” clip is in this one
They'd have to reboot Batman as many times as Spiderman with what his Riddler would cause.
Funny enough, Cory did play as The Riddler in that Robert Pattinson Batman movie.
@@MikeAruba69really? I thought he looked familiar
@@foxe2465im pretty sure batman has fuckin way more reboots than the 3 spider man actors
@@RoachCatJr The origin story rehashing is what I meant. You don't see Bruce's parents being shot then watch him be an adolescent for 2 hours every time one comes out. They just sorta switch universes instead. Batman had enough time to grow up
“do girls have urethras?” is the kind of question only Adam could get away with asking
@@cornbabyproductions spoiler alert: everyone has a urethra, unless you were unfortunate enough to be born without one
Do they?
@@7n814 hope so
@@7n814 yes.
I’m imagining Cory watching this compilation while clapping his feet and cheering with autistic joy
I am betting he is sitting in a big tractor tire with a fat smile on his lips.
@@niIIer1 the water people watch on in the distance
I can just see him deergasming all over himself
Crinkling his red swollen feet while sitting in a big tire.
@@niIIer1 sittin in his lil red wagon
Cory once sent Chechen insurgents to my humble abode for slandering his prized possession of Rouge the Bat glass figurines! Love the guy!
Cory sent Czechoslovakian insurance agents to your house for making fun of his Rogue one figurines?
@@calvinhobbes7032He was an interior decorator
He then most likely made porn of it to some affect
@@gungulon2347 He could be out there stalking us...
real guy's guy!
I love when the falling orangutan video started, Cory started laughing before it even started to fall.
It's the fucking Taniuchi Hideki BGM, it's too perfect.
"How do you have a famine? you got ground everywhere."
*10:40 Tomar legitimately trying to explain the potato famine while everyone else absolutely loses it. Probably my favorite moment
Then Chris corrects him, wrongly?!?!?
@@JonksyChris isn't actually American btw... most viewers wouldn't know, given his 'american' accent, and how he never mentions anything about Ireland or that he's Irish
@@Jonksychris is irish, and he’s right. the potato famine was a genocide that isn’t talked about. the english did a good job hiding it
@@Jonksynah chris is right it's kinda a misconception that the famine was all the result of a natural disaster blight and too much reliance on one crop but really it was this intentional plot where the english took over and stole from irish farms with the goal of killing off most of the population. there might have been a blight going on too or just a cover story idk but crazy thing is most potatoes were fine and the english took the harvests and let it rot rather than let the farmers and civilians eat it and live. that might sound like a conspiracy but it's all documented in english records from the time
regardless how do you have a famine when there's ground everywhere is one of the funniest things ever said
I hope Cory's bug-themed harem anime is referenced somehow in the next season of Smiling Friends.
As a background gag on the TV, like the alien from the pilot.
Smiling friends is gonna get cancelled and replaced with house of beck.
all the characters are gonna sit down and watch it for 8 minutes
As of now it hasn't happened
39:10 "I don't mean to bring down the mood" meanwhile everyone else is in tears laughing
honestly relatable
Cory is always so confident yet so wrong it makes me jealous of his mental fortitude
When put all together, Chris Cory and Adam make up the entire autism spectrum
Those three might very well be my absolute favorite together on the channel! The sheer stupidity, vulgarity along with hilarity is unmatched!
Cory's brain really did sit for too long in fanta orange. But we love him anyway.
As a Sonic fan, I absolutely get such a kick seeing Cory trip over himself trying to describe the lore of Fleetway Sonic while getting 60% of the details wrong
That's why I love the guy. He may be wrong in a few places, but his heart and passion is in the right place.
@@nickthepick8043depends on what he's drawing
He also acts like it's canon to the games and Chris always gets mad about it, lol
I’d love to see Cory try to explain shit like the subplot where Super Sonic (who’s a villain alter ego of Sonic) splits from Sonic loses his memory and works at a restaurant with lesbian furries or something along those lines
Or how Sonic is constantly insulting Tails and calling him Pixel Brain
I read a comment somewhere that said "Cory says things with 50% accuracy and 100% confidence" and it stuck with me
Can't wait for best of Chris and its just every episode in one video
The thought of these people making noise complaints is mindblowing
Honestly props have to be given to jeff for being the worlds strongest turd wrangler for cory.
We wouldn't have as many moments with cory past the lifetime of sleepycabin without jeff once in a while reminding him to breathe.
Cory is definitely an oneyplays guest
Definitely one of the guests of all time.
If you were to compile a list of every Oneyplays guest he would certainly be on there somewhere
He's cool, he just gets annoying sometimes
Oneyplays fans when not every guest is a carbon copy of Zach
Cory is def top 3 for me he’s a never ending machine of comedic material. He has the best most brain-shriveling concepts and Chris/Zach are great at fleshing them out further
There should be an antagonistic series called the worst of tomar
I don’t think RUclips would allow that, it’s way too violent
I think there's a series of that tucked away in the Dark Web somewhere
Already has existed, for a good while, type in "The Twisted Mind of Joshua Tomar". You're welcome.
Tomars big brap barage
Oneyplays: If you're over 21 and watching this channel, there's probably something wrong with you
Also Oneyplays: Forrest Gump references
Good thing I'm 15 years old
Hey Idgaf they are funny as shit been following them for years it won’t stop just because I’m about to turn 22
@@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere Hey me too guys, I'm 8.
I’m coming up on 28 and I just found this channel thanks to Smiling Friends. I’ve got so much autism to make up for.
I got into this channel because I saw that Mike Stoklasa and Tom Fulp were on Smiling Friends. I am 100% way too old to be watching this
6:09 Cory’s laugh gets me every time. Like as if the clip wasn’t funny enough on his own his laugh just makes it 100x better thank you Cory
One thing I haven't seen acknowledged is that Cory always has the funniest editor requests
That is literally an oscar winning, GENUINE, reaction from Zach, it kills me each time 16:16
if its a genuine reaction why would he win an award for actors
bro @@RoachCatJr
I bumped into Cory at Wal Mart the other day and he just started crying and making a scene as if I bumped into him really hard, I was like wth and stood there as the manager asked what was going on and Cory was screaming and crying on the floor and I was escorted out. Wasn't able to get milk so had dry Crunchy Nut cereal this morning :/
Good cereal choice. My fav
Cory losing his shit after Chris perfectly imitating the auto-tuned fart is so funny
I love how 85% of Cory's conversations revolve around Sonic related topics
Cory "The Flying Autismo" Delamingez-Beck. Truly the 8th wonder of the modern world. A mind worthy to be studied by science
4 more hours of proof that Cory is the greatest gift this earth has ever been given
Cant wait for the creator clash where cory finally fights his dad
Cory's eyes turn red when he faces his father.
"Coooory... plaaaaytiiiiime!"
I made Cory's French dip *variation* for my girlfriend and she was impressed. Thanks Corey, your autistic meltdown got me head.
I laughed WAY too hard at this, thank you.
“President dump 😏”- Sonic the Hedgehog
YES!
please dont be the end of this beautiful cory era
cory
cory
quarry
Corys empire qill last for a 100 years!
cory has unfortunately died in tomars quartz mine
chris yelling at them to stop talking about cumming every three days is the funniest shit i've ever heard
The translator bit at 14:04 is my favorite Corey moment of all time he just can’t understand what to do it’s perfect
no he knew exactly what he was trying to do, it was just really unfunny and he didn't understand what chris and zach wanted the bit to be
IT'S DONE!!!
I love Corey’s meltdown over French dip sandwich’s. Absolutely insane
12:15 I love how disappointed Zach sounds so much. “Chris….”
The deadpan response to: "Yeah yeah, the ho daddy" is one of the funniest moments in Oneyplays history 😂😂😂
they should do a Best Of Corey Telling the Truth (it would be 0:00 in length)
He's not lying he's just incorrect lol
Why are you coming to Oneyplays for truth lol
Only when he’s talking about Sonic is he telling the truth
@@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere even then he gets a lot of what he says wrong
cory doubling down on "would you like to sharpen pencil" because they didn't get his joke is a true gut buster
Cory is wild, but he's fucking genuinely himself. Honestly...that I respect.
I also, like Lyle, respect Cory's gusto when I he said "EVEN I MCDONALD'S LAND ID BE GOING HAM ON WEIRD CREATURES!"
We’re all pawns in Cory’s game now.
Cory reminds me of this one friend that would scream with me playing back in the Halo2 days.
The entire town would then tell us to shut up.
I think I finally understand the Cory French Dip rant; he was thinking about a Philly Cheesesteak, and probably asks for no topped vegetables (onions, peppers, etc.) every time he gets one, thus confusing it for a prime rib sandwich by description alone. Why he decided to get so irrationally pissed over it I have no idea, but God am I grateful he was.
It’s Cory though. It’s more than likely he genuinely thought that’s the case for French dips because that was how his mom made it for him.
This is hard to accept knowing that he lived in Philly for years, doesn’t really make a difference though because Corey probably thought he was on Mars.
I genuinely love the way Chris says perfeckt
Vegeta saying "What a maroon" and calling Trunks "my honey bunches & oats" were the highlights of the Dark Souls 2 playthrough. The "Dark Cory" movie synopsis is amazing too (thanks to the editor's music).
It’s the second time Lyle has played the anthropomorphized concept of the US government in one of their hypotheticals
I was worried as I started to feel sane again recently, thank you I can finally feed my kink.
i'm sick with a fever / possible covid and seeing this in my feed made me feel 10x better
Take a nice hot chocolate and get well soon man!
at least you aren't a Missourian water person with brown ears
Get well soon!!
I recommend potato soup. It's the only thing that I could keep down during covid. (Potatoes also give you serotonin)
Cory is the embodiment of everything Zach and Chris always make fun of, yet they embrace him as a friend. How wholesome
For those who want more Cory, check out SleepyCast episode 14, and the whole series for that matter.
The retard sponge factory will forever remain as one of my favorite clips of all time
Sleepycabin fucking rocks and has some of the best Cory Stories, I wish they'd make more
@@Doctor_Portly_64 he's absolutely my favorite person from SleepyCabin
I’m only here cuz I want more sleepycast.
I'm so glad the compilation started on Sonic Heroes, genuinely my favourite playthrough on the channel.
the wait is over…. the crowd is ready…. CORY IS FINALLY BACK!!
Cory is finally Beck
i love how chris tricked everyone into believing cory looked like a big armenian man with lip filler
That translation bit is Cory’s brightest moment to me
The first time I heard Cory I thought "Oh this guy's a funny little joker" but the more I heard him the more I realized "Oh...this is the way he is" and it made everything 10x funnier.
The Three Witches is Lyle's Magnum Opus. Holy f dude I am laugh-crying hysterically. Cory is a treasure.
Cory gets so mad over the useless things ever, it’s literally fascinating like I never seen a man get so worked up over coffee or French onion dip💀
He gets gaslit so hard I'd get mad too
Imagine Cory at age 60.
Getting this on VHS for my kids this Christmas
Still love how Chris saying "Kumbaya, my lord" was the catalyst for one of the best Cory moment/ freak-out on this channel.
‘Round my neck of the woods (Chicago-land), we eat what is called “Italian Beef” which is nearly the same thing as French dip, but you pour the “au jous” over the sandwich before you wrap it, so it’s like.. pre-dipped. It’s typically topped with sweet OR hot peppers but cheese is not a standard topping. I will say, however, that provolone cheese on the sandwich is delicious.
1:39:55
Man he was so cheerful before they broke both his legs for that deer bit
Listening to the whole oney crew makes me feel like i'm sitting together with friends i never had
Same ;_;
you rat bastards nearly choked me to death with that McDonald's toy story. 10/10 Cory is the kaiser-i-rum
I love Cory. Hes is a very unique individual. I genuinely wish that he remains that way, because variation means youre wrong
1:11:41 The "laugh quota" will always make me laugh, nothing beats schizophrenic Cory Delaminguez
Ah yes the 4 hour compilation at 11pm on a work night now isn’t this a conundrum
just listen to it while sleeping so you subconsciously get more stupid
My favorite Cory Delaminguez-Beck moments
Its mother bearing Cory uroboriois Delaminguez-Beck
4:00:52 I've never heard Chris scream like that. Holy smokes, the Irish anger took over.
as a fellow *snort* chris connoisseur & zach zealot.... *snort* cory is becoming one of the most epic cast memebers ever!
Tomar really did say coombas
Grab your mcdonald's toys and here we go gamers!
I really like how Cory pretends to like Sonic.
“Pretends”
yeah it's a bit @@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
44:42 the other is clearly the master’s piece…
Cory Enjoyers have been eating really good
@goofu oooohhhh my tummy is hurting😢
Ding Dong fanatics are starving in the corner lol
I like how Chris completely dismisses and derides Tomar for liking Pacific Rim.
It's a Cory's world, and we're just living in it
We're all in the House of Beck...
42:00 Zach’s babysitter
43:47 balls
44:41 masterpieces
49:33 Hey Cory Sonic here
51:10 HEY CORY
1:03:30 Shadow in Scooby doo
1:11:00. No talent
1:11:36 Cory’s laugh
1:14:28 poop together
2:22:10 Scooby doo
Corey is 100% thinking of French onion soup, not French dip. Lol
34:26 I’m new to OneyPlays, I genuinely thought Cory was that fat this whole time lmfao
Cory's the biggest Sonic chad on the planet.
I love that Cory anime is just “So i’m a spider” even down to the title being in the design of the beetle /spider
most of Cory's dialogue sounds like Morty with a slightly lowered voice
Fuckin "you need to dress up as amy so i can kiss you" is killing me
Cory not being able to do the translation bit multiple times was too hilarious
42:34 I don't know why, but whenever I hear Cory say "Coke coffee" it gives me a wierd feeling.
I have tried finding out what that means and still don't know, and I love coffee
@@HomekittyL2mix coke and coffee. it sucks tbh, i don’t get the hype
@@se7ente3nCoke has a canned coca cola coffee drink. It’s surprisingly not bad but not groundbreaking. I can see someone like Cory drinking it a lot.
14:15 still bothers me to this day that Cory was genuinely doing good and following the bit, but Chris and Zach weren't even trying to understand his references to the use of simple sentences used in foreign language courses.
But the bit was supposed to be
Zach: asks question
Chris: answers briefly in alien language
Cory: comes up with a way too long answer
It wasn’t for Cory to be a bad translator like he thought it was. Either way, it ended up being way better for all of them being on a different page.
@@BradsGonnaPlaysee, Zach's interpretation wouldn't have even been fucking funny-it's just him and Cory improvising a dull conversation while Chris babbles like a fucking .
Gaper Mario holds a place near and dear to my heart, anyways nice video
That's a funny pun, imagine Mario gaping people haha
The degradation in quality of happy meal toys should be studied in a lab. We used to have gold Pokémon cards and little handheld games. That shit was awesome.
Cory, we need to stop this relationship. It's getting out of hand. My wife is getting suspicious about why I have all these Happy Meal receipts.
Man the whole hoe daddy bit and the potato famine makes me weep with laughter everytime
The entire bit from 3:08:16-3:14:00 where they attempt to write the plot of the Sonic 3 movie is comedy gold.
The Cory Translator Bit is probably my favorite Bit with Cory cause he has no idea what the fuck is going on and Zach is getting more and more pissed off at it