The best part of this is that it implies that, upon dying and going to heaven, he thinks he's in a court case giving a statement to a judge like some kind of christian Ace Attorney game
@@goose6360 That quote isn't from this video. It's from one of the Slender: The Arrival episodes. I just remembered it all of a sudden because of something Cory said in this video and posted it here.
@@MrBigNicholas I get the impression some people just only know how to talk that way - even if rationally they're aware that they're capable of being wrong. It's something you just have to get used to - at a certain point you can kinda "translate" it, which Chris does a lot. I've also noticed that if someone talks that way, they'll usually mention that's how their parents would talk too. I imagine it's just sort of what they learned.
1:17:55 Say what you want about Cory, his lack of shame in things that are deeply embarassing but not actually wrong, being completely fine accepting that you did them, and laughing at it is highly commendable.
This much Cory in one sitting can lead to brain altering effects. Like thinking sonic the hedgehog delivers your mail everyday until your dad hits him with his car.
@@joesantana180 “She got some mother-birthing hips” is very precise, but not very accurate. “She’s got some kind of hips” is accurate, but not very precise. Cory is very confident and specific about things which don’t actually exist.
The first time I discovered Cory I thought to myself ”Man, I really relate to this guy’s thinking patterns and speech mannerisms…I hope I’m not autistic.” 8 years later I find out that I’m autistic lmao
I'm also autistic but I didn't account that for my being able to relate to Corey and his dumb shit I just thought it was from all my years of early 2000s internet brain rot
@@DannyCheezits idk why people shit on him so much all I ever see is people say he just interrupts jokes to make bad ones but he is hella witty like 99% of the time
He also predicted the fortnite guy and that's highly likely to happen now. Could be a mii gunner (same with master chef) but it's scary how he predicted both lmao
Cory is a fitting symbol of *want but cannot have.* He is a priceless personality and endless font of nothing-comedy, but Let's Plays aren't his calling, he is one of the most invested-in-his-work people I've ever beheld, and still finds time to draw and organize music. I pray to gosh we'll one day see more of him and his commentary, but only if he's able to/wants to. Wishing him the best on all his projects!
@@HOTD108_ I don't think they meant he is bad at them -- I'm just pretty sure that they meant that he just found his calling elsewhere and not being a full time lets player. Cory is fucking hilarious.
@@GirlPlus That's where I was trying to come from, yeah. I remember a few times on Cory's twitter he mentioned (paraphrasing here) that he wasn't interested in becoming a Let's Player full on, but didn't mind making guest appearances on his friends' channels. I probably could have clarified that better, my bad!
Even though we all remark upon Corey's irregularities, but ENTIRE OneyPlays crew are some of the strangest, most unique individuals I've ever heard/watched. Both in their upbringings and their current behaviors are super interest to watch on screen.
You have no idea man… I’ve been looking at every cory video i could find on this channel and the fact that this video was posted just made my day. I’m gonna watch this while nuking the toilet.
Cory’s brain is constantly working through a rubix cube. Every time he says a “fact” that means at least one side is matched correctly. If all six sides are matched then for one, very brief, moment he has the combined knowledge of all humanity, and the ability to predict the future (case and point, his Steve and Sephiroth predictions for smash)
I love that Cory is pursuing all his personal projects like his band and nightmare cops but holy fuck he's probably the funniest OneyPlays member and I wish he was in more videos
If Cory took the Joaquin Phoenix role of Joker... Jesus fucking Christ that would be my favorite movie in history; seeing him laughing at his own "severe otts", perform stand-up with all his nothing-humor, dance on the stairs, go to the show at the end and they still go "you can't joke about that, that's not funny".
35:26 idk why I love this moment so much of them making fun of Cory’s dad’s alien conspiracies, then Tomar making a counter-argument at the perfect time with that cutscene
My favorite part of when Jeff, Corey, and Dave are on is their dynamic with Jeff. He comes off as a total grump, but his laugh is most contagious when Corey says the stupidest shit and he cant help but laugh. It makes me smile.
@@pumpyclumpy7564 He sings on all the songs, it's just that his friend Dillon also does a good amount of the singing so in some songs Cory only does background vocals
Listening to Cory is sort of like listening to little kids tell you how they think stuff works, and you know it's 100% wrong, but you just smile and say bless their heart.
Cory is some kind of low level eldritch horror that slowly turns everyone around him into other copies of himself, and Chris and Zach both adopted different ways of coping with his presence. Zach is firmly fight-or-flight around Cory, he refuses to entertain any of the madness he says and directly confronts him repeatedly so as to not let his 4th dimensional autism seep into his own mind and compromise his mind and soul. Zach has no patience for Cory's brainmelting presence, because he knows that patience is how Cory propagates his species. Chris however, perhaps out of either goodness in his heart or shielded by his irish catholic faith, chooses to politely indulge Cory in the hopes that he will tire himself out. This however is a risky tactic, and there's numerous examples of Chris slowly losing his mind. As in the infamous "Ben Drowned tower" incident when Cory's sperg tendrils slipped into Chris' mind for a moment, and Chris almost said "buncle ben tower" before seemingly shaking his head, knocking loose Cory's infection, and correcting himself by saying "Big Ben, ya fuck." I imagine the other regulars have adapted their own techniques to contain Cory's autismo horrors. For example Jeff most notably shields himself by saying "eeugh", shrugging off Cory's presence with disgust, meanwhile Lyle's one eye allows him to see past our grounded dimension elevating his consciousness to a higher plane, rendering him immune to Cory's corruption.
"I'm like the Riddler, but I never make sense so you always lose" is one of my favorite Cory quotes.
so the joker?
@@NEWFIExGAMING goker
@@megaultradamn Melvin, brother of the joker
@@NEWFIExGAMING The foker
@@d3_2009 Corey's a smoker?
I just want to remind everyone of that one Chris quote about Cory:
"I feel like Cory's brain was dipped in fanta orange for like 3 minutes."
i mean...
Dipped in tar
boiling milk
thank you stinko brown
yea but he says it like "fawnta awrange"
Cory's ability to absolutely slay Jeff is one of my favorites.
There's a reason Jeff keeps him around
He makes Chris laugh the most out of anybody
@@cyrowastaken3008 sort of a jester/lord dynamic. It rocks
@@KitKat_293 'I've taken an interest in this mule piss coffee'
When's the last time you CUT YOUR NAILS???
Cory, Dave, and Chris are the most underrated trio. That Wind Waker playthrough is easily one of my favorites.
Watched that on a long car ride, definitely in my top 3
I'm so glad someone thinks that too, they're fucking hilarious together and only have like 3 series, it sucks
I think cory jeff and chris is an underrated one as well
They’re my faves for sure. I hope they can get together again at some point
I think every combination of host on Oneyplays just works tbh, everyone is really funny
"Tell us your sins."
"I boiled a frog in water, your honor."
"That's pretty sweet my child."
The best part of this is that it implies that, upon dying and going to heaven, he thinks he's in a court case giving a statement to a judge like some kind of christian Ace Attorney game
@@goose6360
That quote isn't from this video. It's from one of the Slender: The Arrival episodes. I just remembered it all of a sudden because of something Cory said in this video and posted it here.
*Give me a bro fist*
That’s a Zach quote wtf
Zach was Bella Janke all along.
I love how Cory is so sure of everything he says but is completely wrong 200% of the time.
Except when he predicted steve and sephiroph in smash. Hes a savant i swear.
idk why, people like that instinctively irk me, i really wish i could find enjoyment out of it like so many others do
@@MrBigNicholas I get the impression some people just only know how to talk that way - even if rationally they're aware that they're capable of being wrong. It's something you just have to get used to - at a certain point you can kinda "translate" it, which Chris does a lot.
I've also noticed that if someone talks that way, they'll usually mention that's how their parents would talk too. I imagine it's just sort of what they learned.
@@IronicHavoc fair enough, I guess I always knew it was more of a me problem
All of Cory's statements will become true one day
Cory seems like the kind of guy who would put all his stats into Luck and just about nothing else.
and all his perks in humor lol
Lucky Ted strikes again!
@@Phenomatron he is just luckily humorous.
Don’t forget endurance, he breathed the same air as the water people and came forth from his dad’s muscular loins. Only minor to moderate dain bramage
@@bahskintimulholde6191 That what happuns!
Cory has all the information known to man, but only 50% the accuracy.
50% might be a little generous, probably closer to 20% or less
@@mitchellclendening7682 try 1%
@@shakadiddy3938 ah, let's give Cory some credit, he's said some profound stuff sometimes, like... uh... ok maybe you have a point
lmao love these op but also stupidly flawed versions of cory
@@shakadiddy3938 1% accuracy of all knowledge is still pretty damn high
1:17:55
Say what you want about Cory, his lack of shame in things that are deeply embarassing but not actually wrong, being completely fine accepting that you did them, and laughing at it is highly commendable.
i kinda admire how brazen he is, lol. he's a freak but he's a self-aware and funny freak, it's refreshing
The fact that this would end up being a fucking _Smiling Friends_ gag...
“It’s like if you were talking about a natural disaster, you’d show 9/11”
When did he say that
@@Hyperfoxeye In this video
@@Hyperfoxeye Slightly Artistic: Super Mario
Naturally, it’s a disaster
I wonder if he was trying to say national
"Don't let Cory play."
*"WHYYYY!?"*
"You can't even draw f*cking _clothed women!"_
"Hmmm... you got me there."
Poor Coreye :(
I like the implication that he only did lewd art because he simply didn’t know how to draw clothing
What's the run button?
an oneyplays classic right there.
Where's this one at?
Good ol Cory and his mother bearing hips.
mother birthing hemps?
Your based comment fits your name
*wife bearing hips
One shot Grandma
Based pfp
Cory's brain only has 3 folds but each one is 3x larger than normal.
No he has many folds, many connections in his brain but they are small and silly and wrong. His brain looks like a thumb print
I dont know what this is supposed to mean, but I agree with it %120
@@jamesbg314 thats fucking hilarious thank you
Ummmmmmm that is scientifically impossible. (Sorry not sorry)
I can see it
34:20 cory having a step-dad who’s in a heaven’s gate cult doesn’t surprise me
That would explain a lot
Most normal Cory lore
Cory is literally describing Heaven's Gate.
God, I love that Cory constantly calls Neville Longbottom “Niphelhelm”.
Good h-game btw
All I want for Christmas is for them to include cory more
he's too busy working on nightmare cops for 342 years
He's also on other side of country
he's also working on his music band
Same here, he's got chemistry with so many guys
i was thinking he wouldve been perfect for the channel awesome slightly artistic
Cory’s mind works like it was taken apart and then put back in the wrong order multiple times.
Or as Chris once said
"It's like someone dipped your brain in Orange Fanta, and let it sizzle around for 3 minutes"
That is why its 4 hours long
His brain is a rubix cube of porn, tragedies, and early internet references
"Dismantled "
The shuffle mechanism is defensive in that it prevents mine reading and prediction
This much Cory in one sitting can lead to brain altering effects. Like thinking sonic the hedgehog delivers your mail everyday until your dad hits him with his car.
i fell asleep with this compilation on and when i woke up i couldn’t see the color yellow
@@stephenmadalo2694 How could you tell if you couldn’t see it?
@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 well now my condition has worsened and now i can’t see at all
@@stephenmadalo2694 A small price to pay for salvation.
Cory is just too insane lmao even leaves Chris and Zach at a loss for words lol wouldve been a 8 hour vid if they included sleepy cabin bits lmfao
You know anyone who can leave Zach at a loss for words is a being of unfathomable power.
“Benign tuners”
“Jimmy Amadeus Hulperman”
"Ben drowned tower"
Something something “water people”
Cory is like the Karl Pilkington of the group and I love him for it.
That is the perfect comparison.
just saw you in Ame's chat, hi bud
You mean the secret genius?
I’ve been saying this all along
His skull came off
cory saying that angry joe looks like a "thumb person" is his finest moment
he was just quoting Jeff lol
He does look like a thumb person who got surgery to get a face
@@xenokingdom3630 that makes it better. He's like a child, just repeating what his abusive dad said.
Finally, the crazy genius of cory is getting its own compilation
Now all that's left is Ding Dong
This but minus genius
@@84everfan90 I don’t think Julian has any sort of compilation on here either
@@SmoothTurtle840 as good as he is, he can't top Ding Dong, cory, or Zach. It's the same reason tomar doesn't have a comp.
@@84everfan90 Tomar has comps, but it’s basically Zach exposing his crimes against humanity.
4 hours of Cory, god help us all
Only 4? You’ll LOVE SleepyCabin. Endless Cory
@@stereoscream6222 That's true lol.
"CORY, SHUT UP!!" - Stamper
Cory has 24 hours of Cory everyday
And I envy him
@@MorfsPrower you must be a sadist then, huh?
24:10 is one of the best edits to ever come from this channel.
2:54:34 During the story with the gorilla full of bees is probably the hardest I’ve ever heard Chris laugh before, and it was beautiful.
Watch lyle falls and thank me later
Sounds like Chris took a drink and is trying not to spit it out
This clip needs its own standalone video, it’s so fucking perfect
@@alexlatus6850 im 1 year late but that was niall :(
Cory is a living lesson in the difference between accuracy and precision.
Explain the difference in those words
@@joesantana180
“She got some mother-birthing hips” is very precise, but not very accurate.
“She’s got some kind of hips” is accurate, but not very precise.
Cory is very confident and specific about things which don’t actually exist.
Can't believe Chris walked into Hogwarts after refusing gnome kissing and then immediately attacked the first minority he saw
What else would you expect from someone who refused gnomes kissing?
What else would you expect from the mind behind _"Leviosaaaaaaaaanh~~!"_
5:58
The first time I discovered Cory I thought to myself ”Man, I really relate to this guy’s thinking patterns and speech mannerisms…I hope I’m not autistic.” 8 years later I find out that I’m autistic lmao
Ok, I'm kinda worried now, but whatever I guess
I'm also autistic but I didn't account that for my being able to relate to Corey and his dumb shit I just thought it was from all my years of early 2000s internet brain rot
@@alyssamcfarland4747 Probably a mix of both brotha
You know what? You're absolutely right homie. 👌
Same man
"This compilation has every moment I was wanting"
"Spazkid Cory at his absolute best"
Bezt
2:28:23 "Nostalgia Critic amits his fours and forecomes" will forever be my favourite Coryism, and no-one acknowledged it.
I'm still trying to decipher this one
My guess is "faults and shortcomings"
4 hours of pure Coryisms? That's like two episodes of Sleepycast.
He's IS a Water Person and he just doesn't know it. He drank the water long ago.
This is like a dream come true, Cory deserves his own compilation just like Zach.
I agree on a side note Lyle should have a compilation to
@@lancenoble2451 i agree lyle is insanely underrated
I’d rather just have another Zach comp, not that I dislike any other guys on the channel, I just fucking love Zach lol
@@DannyCheezits idk why people shit on him so much all I ever see is people say he just interrupts jokes to make bad ones but he is hella witty like 99% of the time
@BoulderBro999 why? bro I know I feel like those monologues take as long to write as the episodes
Whoever drew Corey doing the Jeb Bush pose in the thumbnail, I love you
Please clap.
love ya too xoxox
cory promotions
@@coolanice bless your soul❤
I thought it was that one screenshot of sonic hovering around a ring
Corey predicted Minecraft Steve in smash and even all the skins lmao
They even predicted Sephiroth right afterwards which is fucking insane
He also predicted the fortnite guy and that's highly likely to happen now. Could be a mii gunner (same with master chef) but it's scary how he predicted both lmao
OKAY IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE KINDA CAUGHT THAT TOO
Too bad Dave has to kill himself now T_T 4:07:10
Timestamp?
Lyle saying "His first tech tip is 'don't fuck with me.' I draw the Linus somewhere." is so underrated 26:47
Reminds me of his skating on thin ISIS joke
Cory is a fitting symbol of *want but cannot have.*
He is a priceless personality and endless font of nothing-comedy, but Let's Plays aren't his calling, he is one of the most invested-in-his-work people I've ever beheld, and still finds time to draw and organize music.
I pray to gosh we'll one day see more of him and his commentary, but only if he's able to/wants to. Wishing him the best on all his projects!
Wholesome and I'm here for it.
Since when is he bad at let's plays? This video is hilarious.
@@HOTD108_ I don't think they meant he is bad at them -- I'm just pretty sure that they meant that he just found his calling elsewhere and not being a full time lets player.
Cory is fucking hilarious.
@@GirlPlus That's where I was trying to come from, yeah. I remember a few times on Cory's twitter he mentioned (paraphrasing here) that he wasn't interested in becoming a Let's Player full on, but didn't mind making guest appearances on his friends' channels.
I probably could have clarified that better, my bad!
Corys brain is ran by a herd of Guinea pigs that communicate lord of the flies style
Like 3/4 of it is compiled of the internet and cartoons
So they all kill the most unlikable one of them to convey a theme? Yeah, that works
this is the greatest comment i have read in a long time
Cory is like Einstein with dementia.
This is the most accurate description of cory ive ever seen
I read that as “Epstein” and I was perfectly ok with it
nah Cory would never steal his wife's work and claim it for his own. mostly because he's never gonna have a wife but that's besides the point.
@@Dark0neone 😂
I seriously thought it said Epstein
Cory's like a force multiplier - he just brings out sheer outrage and disbelief out of people and everyone just plays off of it beautifully.
1:17:50 literally the best corey moment.
He so casually admits to sodomizing himself lmao
I think about this on a daily basis
“I used a trash bag as a condom”
I used a trash bag as a condom
“I used a trash bag as a condom” he’s like if an alien tried to guess how a human acted
47:17 wow, i completely missed that deep cut from lyle
I love that the thumbnail drawing of Cory is him in the Jeb Bush meme pose
Explaining the joke is totally the best part of the joke.
Underrated Cory quotes thread:
"Peewee Herman is like Goku"
10:37
45:55 "dirty joe, or angry joe"
Goku*
3:12:15
“My brain doesn't work as fast as my mind thinks”
something about Cory's delivery on 4:46 "you can't beat Fred's 400 score bitch!"cracks me tf up to tears when i think about it
Can't get over Cory "Tom and Jerry" type scream at 3:36:05
He's done it, he's finally achieved Ultimate Cory.
I've been asking for this for years and nobody's listened to me until now.
Pretty sure it's just a coincidence and nobodys listening to you still.
You might be green and retired by now
Thank you Draculaura
I wrote an opinion piece about it actually.
I wrote to congress about it.
HOLY SHIT A FOUR HOUR COMPILATION OF MY FAVORITE SLEEPYCAST/ONEY AND CO. MEMBER, IT'S LIKE MY BIRTHDAY!
Happy cake day gentlemin
Happy Happy birthday mr wall man
Cory calling Angry Joe a "thumb person" caught me so off guard, goddamnit why is it so funny to me
It was Jeff.
35:32 jesus Lyle's timing was perfect.
cory may have a brain full of tar but he's got a heart of gold
@Andre no, he has a heart of gold, but his brain is full of fanta orange
@@mitchellclendening7682 ruined it
@@Yurinarytracked Saved it.
cory is the worlds scariest man
He's the world's greatest tit-physics animator.
Not after you hear what heinous sex crime Tomar just commited...
sometimes when i draw cory it looks like kururu
Corey's thought process is like when autocorrect is insisting on a word that's similar not quite right
And it's a special Autocorrect that occasionally offers random, incorrect portmanteau's.
3:02:44 I like how they called Steve and Sephiroth being added to to the 2nd fighters pass
2:01:08 Tomar's warning is more dire with modern context, he didn't know how right he was.
2:40:45 One of my favorite Cory jokes, massively underrated imo
Even though we all remark upon Corey's irregularities, but ENTIRE OneyPlays crew are some of the strangest, most unique individuals I've ever heard/watched. Both in their upbringings and their current behaviors are super interest to watch on screen.
people *REALLY* need to listen to sleepycast. they don't know that Chris saw a rat get turned into a wine tsunami in front of him
You have no idea man… I’ve been looking at every cory video i could find on this channel and the fact that this video was posted just made my day. I’m gonna watch this while nuking the toilet.
35:30 probably Lyle's best timing ever lol
4:07:10 Dave, I’m gonna be real with you, this could not have aged worse.
if "that was the 90s, it came out on 2009" "Cory, that's not the 90s" is not here, I will have a fit.
Yo idk that what’s that from
There's no mention of Cory telling the editor to put in AVGN saying "ASS" after every one of Dave's savescums, either.
:(
@@gishigoshi I'm pretty sure it was in the Sonic 2 playthrough
Cory’s brain is constantly working through a rubix cube. Every time he says a “fact” that means at least one side is matched correctly. If all six sides are matched then for one, very brief, moment he has the combined knowledge of all humanity, and the ability to predict the future (case and point, his Steve and Sephiroth predictions for smash)
If Cory's brain ever had all 6 sides matched another big bang would happen. That minecraft predictions is at most 5 sides😂
@@TheMrrccavaHang about, is it even possible to get 5 sides at a time?
Cory's brain constantly drifts in and out of the 4th dimension.
Can I just say, Cory saying he once shit so hard his ears popped is something I personally relate to.
Freak
I've never had this happen personally but somehow this sounds very much like something that could happen.
I’ve had my back pop before but never that
I love that Cory is pursuing all his personal projects like his band and nightmare cops but holy fuck he's probably the funniest OneyPlays member and I wish he was in more videos
Bold of you to cap off Cory's greatness at four hours.
This video should just be a 24/7 livestream of Cory's life.
Every moment of Cory is the best of Cory.
Cory repeatedly falling out of the level and saying "lol" is peak Cory.
3:06:03 has to be my favorite moment of Cory's. It shows that Cory is not a tardmonculus but rather an unhinged genius.
I'm not sure what kind of affinity Chris, Cory, and Dave have that make them keep singing Arthur together, but I really appreciate it
Sometimes I wonder who is truly the Joker of OneyPlays, Cory or Zach?
Zach is the Joker and Cory's the Riddler, except all of his clues make no goddamn sense
@@DaveZilla02 Just like the riddler!
If Cory took the Joaquin Phoenix role of Joker... Jesus fucking Christ that would be my favorite movie in history; seeing him laughing at his own "severe otts", perform stand-up with all his nothing-humor, dance on the stairs, go to the show at the end and they still go "you can't joke about that, that's not funny".
Come to think of it, the end can just be an episode of SleepyCast with Jeff/Zach/Chris all going "That's literally nothing, Cory!"
@@DaveZilla02 you mean "the Quizler"
Finally, a comp of my favorite water person
cory has always been my favorite of the bunch, he's adorable
35:26 idk why I love this moment so much of them making fun of Cory’s dad’s alien conspiracies, then Tomar making a counter-argument at the perfect time with that cutscene
I feel like Cory is the only person that makes Chris genuinely laugh. That or he has a specific laugh just for cory
Mf's really think Chris fakes his enjoyment with his other friends smh
I think we all have a laugh specifically for Cory.
I think cory and chris are the most aligned in what they watch for fun so they get along the best
2:41:14 I love the pure chaos of this moment
Fun fact: Cory is actually the smartest man to ever come from missouri.
As a former Missourian, this statement is completely true.
Corey always has the right answer to a different question
My favorite part of when Jeff, Corey, and Dave are on is their dynamic with Jeff. He comes off as a total grump, but his laugh is most contagious when Corey says the stupidest shit and he cant help but laugh. It makes me smile.
I love the way Cory perceives reality. His brain truly does not work the same way as everyone else's.
Cory's brain processing is so asinine that it loops all the way back around to genius, then keeps going, landing once again on asinine.
a constant integer overflow
Cory is definitely in my top 10 mythical creatures
Gotta love how Cory poses like a character from "Yiik" in the thumbnail
He's Rory. Instead of talking about his dead sister, he talks about "motherbearing" hips.
It’s actually supposed to be like that one Jeb Bush pose
Dude, that's clearly the Jeb Bush alpha stance
@@nessthecat1 I forgot that Cory actually have a sister.
@@adboiproduction8367 Yeah man. They looked at gay cowboys together.
10:44 slays me every time.
Cory is such a treasure. ❤️
At last, a compilation of the King Spaz of the Sponge Factory
Cory’s constant Coryisms make make me surprised that the songs on his ska album are fairly sane
You have links to that? I'd like to hear it
@@Vexatedcanicus yeah link plz
The band is called “the third-rates” and I think Corey sings on the song “best of me”
@@pumpyclumpy7564 He sings on all the songs, it's just that his friend Dillon also does a good amount of the singing so in some songs Cory only does background vocals
@@pumpyclumpy7564 yo wth these are recent! Wow I didn't even know. Thanks
29:00 The bees from the gorilla at the Zoo with Ash Redfield in Cory's RE2 DLC have made their way into Titanfall 2. 😂😂
No fuckkng way lol!
Listening to Cory is sort of like listening to little kids tell you how they think stuff works, and you know it's 100% wrong, but you just smile and say bless their heart.
cory shouting “I’M STUCK HARRY” in a really bad british accent made me genuinely cry
I'm glad to see y'all brought back BestOfGameplays to compile again! It's great that you let a community member help out with certain projects.
He must be extreeeemely powerful. Who else can make 4 and 6 hour complilations? His power level must be at least 532.
Finally I can hear everytime Cory says something rambunctious like mother bearing hips in one video
I'd kill for more Cory, Jeff and Dave on oneyplays
I want more Jeff so bad. Cory is on every so often. Dave has been on like twice or something right? But I want Niall so we can have crazy Irishing.
@@PinkBunnyCorporation I think the hardest part is everyone is all over the place
@@Faramik2000 Yeah, I'm fairly sure cory and jeff both still live in Philly, Which is unfortunate but it just makes when they show up even better!
They have to break up Lyle/Tomar, literally the worst host combination they've ever had. Toss Lyle and replace with Cory.
Jeff would love to return but he's got too much Angry Joe to watch.
Cory is a Greek philosopher who drank lead water
2:38:44 perfect summation of Corey tbh
Cory is some kind of low level eldritch horror that slowly turns everyone around him into other copies of himself, and Chris and Zach both adopted different ways of coping with his presence.
Zach is firmly fight-or-flight around Cory, he refuses to entertain any of the madness he says and directly confronts him repeatedly so as to not let his 4th dimensional autism seep into his own mind and compromise his mind and soul. Zach has no patience for Cory's brainmelting presence, because he knows that patience is how Cory propagates his species.
Chris however, perhaps out of either goodness in his heart or shielded by his irish catholic faith, chooses to politely indulge Cory in the hopes that he will tire himself out. This however is a risky tactic, and there's numerous examples of Chris slowly losing his mind. As in the infamous "Ben Drowned tower" incident when Cory's sperg tendrils slipped into Chris' mind for a moment, and Chris almost said "buncle ben tower" before seemingly shaking his head, knocking loose Cory's infection, and correcting himself by saying "Big Ben, ya fuck."
I imagine the other regulars have adapted their own techniques to contain Cory's autismo horrors. For example Jeff most notably shields himself by saying "eeugh", shrugging off Cory's presence with disgust, meanwhile Lyle's one eye allows him to see past our grounded dimension elevating his consciousness to a higher plane, rendering him immune to Cory's corruption.
I grin ear to ear whenever Cory utters the words "First of all"
Cory has approximate knowledge of many things
The only problem with this compilation is that it's not three days long. We love you President Cory!!
Pwesident cowy I got autism
The more I rewatch this, the more I realize this is also a Best of Dave as well. Love that little guy.