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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @erictracy1630
    @erictracy1630 3 года назад +5749

    "I'm like the Riddler, but I never make sense so you always lose" is one of my favorite Cory quotes.

    • @NEWFIExGAMING
      @NEWFIExGAMING 3 года назад +90

      so the joker?

    • @megaultradamn
      @megaultradamn 3 года назад +321

      @@NEWFIExGAMING goker

    • @not_funni353
      @not_funni353 3 года назад +402

      @@megaultradamn Melvin, brother of the joker

    • @d3_2009
      @d3_2009 3 года назад +42

      @@NEWFIExGAMING The foker

    • @MusketManic
      @MusketManic 3 года назад +53

      @@d3_2009 Corey's a smoker?

  • @StinkoBrownTV
    @StinkoBrownTV 3 года назад +6394

    I just want to remind everyone of that one Chris quote about Cory:
    "I feel like Cory's brain was dipped in fanta orange for like 3 minutes."

  • @TerryHesticles87
    @TerryHesticles87 3 года назад +1605

    Cory's ability to absolutely slay Jeff is one of my favorites.

    • @cyrowastaken3008
      @cyrowastaken3008 3 года назад +150

      There's a reason Jeff keeps him around

    • @dr.aisaitl7439
      @dr.aisaitl7439 3 года назад +61

      He makes Chris laugh the most out of anybody

    • @KitKat_293
      @KitKat_293 3 года назад +83

      @@cyrowastaken3008 sort of a jester/lord dynamic. It rocks

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 3 года назад +45

      @@KitKat_293 'I've taken an interest in this mule piss coffee'

    • @marbardan
      @marbardan 3 года назад +23

      When's the last time you CUT YOUR NAILS???

  • @JakobyAndrew
    @JakobyAndrew 3 года назад +1250

    Cory, Dave, and Chris are the most underrated trio. That Wind Waker playthrough is easily one of my favorites.

    • @jackdorsey7820
      @jackdorsey7820 3 года назад +45

      Watched that on a long car ride, definitely in my top 3

    • @n1k3run02
      @n1k3run02 3 года назад +78

      I'm so glad someone thinks that too, they're fucking hilarious together and only have like 3 series, it sucks

    • @Hyperfoxeye
      @Hyperfoxeye 3 года назад +65

      I think cory jeff and chris is an underrated one as well

    • @tylerbok6882
      @tylerbok6882 3 года назад +2

      They’re my faves for sure. I hope they can get together again at some point

    • @Hoodied
      @Hoodied 3 года назад +27

      I think every combination of host on Oneyplays just works tbh, everyone is really funny

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 3 года назад +1904

    "Tell us your sins."
    "I boiled a frog in water, your honor."
    "That's pretty sweet my child."

    • @goose6360
      @goose6360 3 года назад +120

      The best part of this is that it implies that, upon dying and going to heaven, he thinks he's in a court case giving a statement to a judge like some kind of christian Ace Attorney game

    • @garybusey9941
      @garybusey9941 3 года назад +29

      @@goose6360
      That quote isn't from this video. It's from one of the Slender: The Arrival episodes. I just remembered it all of a sudden because of something Cory said in this video and posted it here.

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 2 года назад +8

      *Give me a bro fist*

    • @TheSutanian
      @TheSutanian 2 года назад +9

      That’s a Zach quote wtf

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 года назад +2

      Zach was Bella Janke all along.

  • @ndep93
    @ndep93 3 года назад +3322

    I love how Cory is so sure of everything he says but is completely wrong 200% of the time.

    • @Kr0niKler5
      @Kr0niKler5 3 года назад +274

      Except when he predicted steve and sephiroph in smash. Hes a savant i swear.

    • @MrBigNicholas
      @MrBigNicholas 3 года назад +30

      idk why, people like that instinctively irk me, i really wish i could find enjoyment out of it like so many others do

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 3 года назад +102

      @@MrBigNicholas I get the impression some people just only know how to talk that way - even if rationally they're aware that they're capable of being wrong. It's something you just have to get used to - at a certain point you can kinda "translate" it, which Chris does a lot.
      I've also noticed that if someone talks that way, they'll usually mention that's how their parents would talk too. I imagine it's just sort of what they learned.

    • @MrBigNicholas
      @MrBigNicholas 3 года назад +11

      @@IronicHavoc fair enough, I guess I always knew it was more of a me problem

    • @lucho6883
      @lucho6883 3 года назад +90

      All of Cory's statements will become true one day

  • @lmycinius5783
    @lmycinius5783 3 года назад +3212

    Cory seems like the kind of guy who would put all his stats into Luck and just about nothing else.

    • @Phenomatron
      @Phenomatron 3 года назад +155

      and all his perks in humor lol

    • @bahskintimulholde6191
      @bahskintimulholde6191 3 года назад +68

      Lucky Ted strikes again!

    • @kahnqueror8486
      @kahnqueror8486 3 года назад +31

      @@Phenomatron he is just luckily humorous.

    • @trentforent3390
      @trentforent3390 3 года назад +177

      Don’t forget endurance, he breathed the same air as the water people and came forth from his dad’s muscular loins. Only minor to moderate dain bramage

    • @xtremegamer7198
      @xtremegamer7198 3 года назад +24

      @@bahskintimulholde6191 That what happuns!

  • @Owlero
    @Owlero 3 года назад +2397

    Cory has all the information known to man, but only 50% the accuracy.

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 3 года назад +125

      50% might be a little generous, probably closer to 20% or less

    • @shakadiddy3938
      @shakadiddy3938 3 года назад +12

      @@mitchellclendening7682 try 1%

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 3 года назад +63

      @@shakadiddy3938 ah, let's give Cory some credit, he's said some profound stuff sometimes, like... uh... ok maybe you have a point

    • @hgdge
      @hgdge 3 года назад +17

      lmao love these op but also stupidly flawed versions of cory

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy 3 года назад +6

      @@shakadiddy3938 1% accuracy of all knowledge is still pretty damn high

  • @SomeGuyHowGoesIt
    @SomeGuyHowGoesIt Год назад +215

    1:17:55
    Say what you want about Cory, his lack of shame in things that are deeply embarassing but not actually wrong, being completely fine accepting that you did them, and laughing at it is highly commendable.

    • @AoiUsagiOtoko
      @AoiUsagiOtoko 7 месяцев назад +16

      i kinda admire how brazen he is, lol. he's a freak but he's a self-aware and funny freak, it's refreshing

    • @neuronoc.7343
      @neuronoc.7343 Месяц назад +1

      The fact that this would end up being a fucking _Smiling Friends_ gag...

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 3 года назад +1130

    “It’s like if you were talking about a natural disaster, you’d show 9/11”

    • @Hyperfoxeye
      @Hyperfoxeye 3 года назад +7

      When did he say that

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 3 года назад +72

      @@Hyperfoxeye In this video

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 3 года назад +29

      @@Hyperfoxeye Slightly Artistic: Super Mario

    • @TheEggwolls
      @TheEggwolls 3 года назад +20

      Naturally, it’s a disaster

    • @sirwoofish4335
      @sirwoofish4335 3 года назад +11

      I wonder if he was trying to say national

  • @Harmonica821
    @Harmonica821 3 года назад +4479

    "Don't let Cory play."
    *"WHYYYY!?"*
    "You can't even draw f*cking _clothed women!"_
    "Hmmm... you got me there."

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 3 года назад +139

      Poor Coreye :(

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB 3 года назад +693

      I like the implication that he only did lewd art because he simply didn’t know how to draw clothing

    • @hpfan1816
      @hpfan1816 3 года назад +80

      What's the run button?

    • @jaythehuman2552
      @jaythehuman2552 3 года назад +17

      an oneyplays classic right there.

    • @largelump3613
      @largelump3613 3 года назад +5

      Where's this one at?

  • @Electricdynamite
    @Electricdynamite 3 года назад +2121

    Good ol Cory and his mother bearing hips.

  • @peytonburrell6303
    @peytonburrell6303 3 года назад +4089

    Cory's brain only has 3 folds but each one is 3x larger than normal.

    • @jamesbg314
      @jamesbg314 3 года назад +413

      No he has many folds, many connections in his brain but they are small and silly and wrong. His brain looks like a thumb print

    • @PinkBunnyCorporation
      @PinkBunnyCorporation 3 года назад +68

      I dont know what this is supposed to mean, but I agree with it %120

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 3 года назад +35

      @@jamesbg314 thats fucking hilarious thank you

    • @sirpomegranate2446
      @sirpomegranate2446 3 года назад +25

      Ummmmmmm that is scientifically impossible. (Sorry not sorry)

    • @nerdstorma8427
      @nerdstorma8427 3 года назад

      I can see it

  • @MrMrNevets
    @MrMrNevets 3 года назад +647

    34:20 cory having a step-dad who’s in a heaven’s gate cult doesn’t surprise me

    • @funnybone6149
      @funnybone6149 3 года назад +37

      That would explain a lot

    • @aaaaZa100
      @aaaaZa100 Год назад +20

      Most normal Cory lore

    • @GMAuraeon
      @GMAuraeon 10 месяцев назад +6

      Cory is literally describing Heaven's Gate.

  • @starzariaguy5151
    @starzariaguy5151 3 года назад +449

    God, I love that Cory constantly calls Neville Longbottom “Niphelhelm”.

  • @Crystallinesoup
    @Crystallinesoup 3 года назад +2665

    All I want for Christmas is for them to include cory more

    • @tomisuff199
      @tomisuff199 3 года назад +233

      he's too busy working on nightmare cops for 342 years

    • @GayIncel
      @GayIncel 3 года назад +100

      He's also on other side of country

    • @beytullahberk3632
      @beytullahberk3632 3 года назад +81

      he's also working on his music band

    • @dalentces2492
      @dalentces2492 3 года назад +41

      Same here, he's got chemistry with so many guys

    • @blackbaby6977
      @blackbaby6977 3 года назад +65

      i was thinking he wouldve been perfect for the channel awesome slightly artistic

  • @schmoden_
    @schmoden_ 3 года назад +1697

    Cory’s mind works like it was taken apart and then put back in the wrong order multiple times.

    • @OrangeYTT
      @OrangeYTT 3 года назад +97

      Or as Chris once said
      "It's like someone dipped your brain in Orange Fanta, and let it sizzle around for 3 minutes"

    • @PinkBunnyCorporation
      @PinkBunnyCorporation 3 года назад +4

      That is why its 4 hours long

    • @DOGWTR
      @DOGWTR 3 года назад +44

      His brain is a rubix cube of porn, tragedies, and early internet references

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 2 года назад +1

      "Dismantled "

    • @warenrose3994
      @warenrose3994 2 года назад +4

      The shuffle mechanism is defensive in that it prevents mine reading and prediction

  • @kakyoinburton1457
    @kakyoinburton1457 3 года назад +1215

    This much Cory in one sitting can lead to brain altering effects. Like thinking sonic the hedgehog delivers your mail everyday until your dad hits him with his car.

    • @stephenmadalo2694
      @stephenmadalo2694 3 года назад +74

      i fell asleep with this compilation on and when i woke up i couldn’t see the color yellow

    • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
      @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 3 года назад +4

      @@stephenmadalo2694 How could you tell if you couldn’t see it?

    • @stephenmadalo2694
      @stephenmadalo2694 3 года назад +31

      @@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 well now my condition has worsened and now i can’t see at all

    • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
      @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 3 года назад +22

      @@stephenmadalo2694 A small price to pay for salvation.

  • @Sofnuuy
    @Sofnuuy 3 года назад +1366

    Cory is just too insane lmao even leaves Chris and Zach at a loss for words lol wouldve been a 8 hour vid if they included sleepy cabin bits lmfao

    • @supershokugo
      @supershokugo 3 года назад +145

      You know anyone who can leave Zach at a loss for words is a being of unfathomable power.

    • @M..J..
      @M..J.. 3 года назад +48

      “Benign tuners”

    • @Sofnuuy
      @Sofnuuy 3 года назад +68

      “Jimmy Amadeus Hulperman”

    • @Julian-jj1wc
      @Julian-jj1wc 3 года назад +47

      "Ben drowned tower"

    • @TheSutanian
      @TheSutanian 2 года назад +10

      Something something “water people”

  • @Nomicro4u
    @Nomicro4u 3 года назад +2157

    Cory is like the Karl Pilkington of the group and I love him for it.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 3 года назад +112

      That is the perfect comparison.

    • @pot_dot
      @pot_dot 3 года назад +25

      just saw you in Ame's chat, hi bud

    • @PrismPoint
      @PrismPoint 3 года назад +60

      You mean the secret genius?

    • @jusma21
      @jusma21 3 года назад +16

      I’ve been saying this all along

    • @bawbehh
      @bawbehh 3 года назад +32

      His skull came off

  • @nickmorten1755
    @nickmorten1755 3 года назад +818

    cory saying that angry joe looks like a "thumb person" is his finest moment

    • @xenokingdom3630
      @xenokingdom3630 3 года назад +50

      he was just quoting Jeff lol

    • @marcopivetta7796
      @marcopivetta7796 3 года назад +18

      He does look like a thumb person who got surgery to get a face

    • @prohikikomo
      @prohikikomo 2 года назад +21

      @@xenokingdom3630 that makes it better. He's like a child, just repeating what his abusive dad said.

  • @GnomeSuspect
    @GnomeSuspect 3 года назад +593

    Finally, the crazy genius of cory is getting its own compilation

    • @84everfan90
      @84everfan90 3 года назад +13

      Now all that's left is Ding Dong

    • @chadgoose7886
      @chadgoose7886 3 года назад +1

      This but minus genius

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 3 года назад +1

      @@84everfan90 I don’t think Julian has any sort of compilation on here either

    • @84everfan90
      @84everfan90 3 года назад

      @@SmoothTurtle840 as good as he is, he can't top Ding Dong, cory, or Zach. It's the same reason tomar doesn't have a comp.

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 3 года назад +16

      @@84everfan90 Tomar has comps, but it’s basically Zach exposing his crimes against humanity.

  • @silentjav
    @silentjav 3 года назад +728

    4 hours of Cory, god help us all

    • @stereoscream6222
      @stereoscream6222 3 года назад +14

      Only 4? You’ll LOVE SleepyCabin. Endless Cory

    • @silentjav
      @silentjav 3 года назад +18

      @@stereoscream6222 That's true lol.
      "CORY, SHUT UP!!" - Stamper

    • @lucho6883
      @lucho6883 3 года назад +29

      Cory has 24 hours of Cory everyday

    • @MorfsPrower
      @MorfsPrower 3 года назад +8

      And I envy him

    • @T.C.M.Y.T
      @T.C.M.Y.T 3 года назад

      @@MorfsPrower you must be a sadist then, huh?

  • @nolanmissigman2727
    @nolanmissigman2727 Год назад +57

    24:10 is one of the best edits to ever come from this channel.

  • @RandomUser8P
    @RandomUser8P 3 года назад +218

    2:54:34 During the story with the gorilla full of bees is probably the hardest I’ve ever heard Chris laugh before, and it was beautiful.

    • @alexlatus6850
      @alexlatus6850 2 года назад +6

      Watch lyle falls and thank me later

    • @liammech6694
      @liammech6694 Год назад +6

      Sounds like Chris took a drink and is trying not to spit it out

    • @nukelesnick2779
      @nukelesnick2779 9 месяцев назад

      This clip needs its own standalone video, it’s so fucking perfect

    • @malignantmelanomar
      @malignantmelanomar 2 месяца назад

      @@alexlatus6850 im 1 year late but that was niall :(

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 3 года назад +268

    Cory is a living lesson in the difference between accuracy and precision.

    • @joesantana180
      @joesantana180 3 года назад +2

      Explain the difference in those words

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 3 года назад +74

      @@joesantana180
      “She got some mother-birthing hips” is very precise, but not very accurate.
      “She’s got some kind of hips” is accurate, but not very precise.
      Cory is very confident and specific about things which don’t actually exist.

  • @ewwpoorpeople5684
    @ewwpoorpeople5684 3 года назад +799

    Can't believe Chris walked into Hogwarts after refusing gnome kissing and then immediately attacked the first minority he saw

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 2 года назад +5

      What else would you expect from someone who refused gnomes kissing?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 года назад +4

      What else would you expect from the mind behind _"Leviosaaaaaaaaanh~~!"_

    • @JosefTBB
      @JosefTBB Год назад +3

      5:58

  • @fartinator1
    @fartinator1 3 года назад +768

    The first time I discovered Cory I thought to myself ”Man, I really relate to this guy’s thinking patterns and speech mannerisms…I hope I’m not autistic.” 8 years later I find out that I’m autistic lmao

    • @brunoaraujo2397
      @brunoaraujo2397 3 года назад +27

      Ok, I'm kinda worried now, but whatever I guess

    • @alyssamcfarland4747
      @alyssamcfarland4747 3 года назад +115

      I'm also autistic but I didn't account that for my being able to relate to Corey and his dumb shit I just thought it was from all my years of early 2000s internet brain rot

    • @fartinator1
      @fartinator1 3 года назад +44

      @@alyssamcfarland4747 Probably a mix of both brotha

    • @alyssamcfarland4747
      @alyssamcfarland4747 3 года назад +23

      You know what? You're absolutely right homie. 👌

    • @gaysatan4565
      @gaysatan4565 3 года назад +3

      Same man

  • @shmittymaloggian192
    @shmittymaloggian192 3 года назад +330

    "This compilation has every moment I was wanting"
    "Spazkid Cory at his absolute best"

  • @wanderingrandomer
    @wanderingrandomer 3 года назад +279

    2:28:23 "Nostalgia Critic amits his fours and forecomes" will forever be my favourite Coryism, and no-one acknowledged it.

    • @Electric0eye
      @Electric0eye 3 года назад +38

      I'm still trying to decipher this one

    • @wanderingrandomer
      @wanderingrandomer 3 года назад +103

      My guess is "faults and shortcomings"

  • @Tony6Shot
    @Tony6Shot 3 года назад +382

    4 hours of pure Coryisms? That's like two episodes of Sleepycast.

    • @emcee9899
      @emcee9899 3 года назад +20

      He's IS a Water Person and he just doesn't know it. He drank the water long ago.

  • @DavMovis_
    @DavMovis_ 3 года назад +303

    This is like a dream come true, Cory deserves his own compilation just like Zach.

    • @lancenoble2451
      @lancenoble2451 3 года назад +27

      I agree on a side note Lyle should have a compilation to

    • @DannyCheezits
      @DannyCheezits 3 года назад +3

      @@lancenoble2451 i agree lyle is insanely underrated

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho 3 года назад +1

      I’d rather just have another Zach comp, not that I dislike any other guys on the channel, I just fucking love Zach lol

    • @rowleyryan9025
      @rowleyryan9025 3 года назад +2

      @@DannyCheezits idk why people shit on him so much all I ever see is people say he just interrupts jokes to make bad ones but he is hella witty like 99% of the time

    • @rowleyryan9025
      @rowleyryan9025 2 года назад

      @BoulderBro999 why? bro I know I feel like those monologues take as long to write as the episodes

  • @saintbanshee4993
    @saintbanshee4993 3 года назад +344

    Whoever drew Corey doing the Jeb Bush pose in the thumbnail, I love you

    • @John-Adams
      @John-Adams 3 года назад +40

      Please clap.

    • @coolanice
      @coolanice 3 года назад +43

      love ya too xoxox

    • @nocanseegreen3845
      @nocanseegreen3845 3 года назад +3

      cory promotions

    • @saintbanshee4993
      @saintbanshee4993 3 года назад +6

      @@coolanice bless your soul❤

    • @senorretard
      @senorretard 3 года назад +4

      I thought it was that one screenshot of sonic hovering around a ring

  • @BepisWildCherry
    @BepisWildCherry 3 года назад +519

    Corey predicted Minecraft Steve in smash and even all the skins lmao

    • @TheKingOfNachosTM
      @TheKingOfNachosTM 3 года назад +122

      They even predicted Sephiroth right afterwards which is fucking insane

    • @Sofnuuy
      @Sofnuuy 3 года назад +22

      He also predicted the fortnite guy and that's highly likely to happen now. Could be a mii gunner (same with master chef) but it's scary how he predicted both lmao

    • @esteboi3858
      @esteboi3858 3 года назад +8

      OKAY IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE KINDA CAUGHT THAT TOO

    • @iamdumbsometimes3916
      @iamdumbsometimes3916 3 года назад +12

      Too bad Dave has to kill himself now T_T 4:07:10

    • @chuxmecha6513
      @chuxmecha6513 Год назад

      Timestamp?

  • @globules804
    @globules804 3 года назад +199

    Lyle saying "His first tech tip is 'don't fuck with me.' I draw the Linus somewhere." is so underrated 26:47

  • @sjcrocker98
    @sjcrocker98 3 года назад +223

    Cory is a fitting symbol of *want but cannot have.*
    He is a priceless personality and endless font of nothing-comedy, but Let's Plays aren't his calling, he is one of the most invested-in-his-work people I've ever beheld, and still finds time to draw and organize music.
    I pray to gosh we'll one day see more of him and his commentary, but only if he's able to/wants to. Wishing him the best on all his projects!

    • @GirlPlus
      @GirlPlus 2 года назад +3

      Wholesome and I'm here for it.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +1

      Since when is he bad at let's plays? This video is hilarious.

    • @GirlPlus
      @GirlPlus 2 года назад +1

      @@HOTD108_ I don't think they meant he is bad at them -- I'm just pretty sure that they meant that he just found his calling elsewhere and not being a full time lets player.
      Cory is fucking hilarious.

    • @sjcrocker98
      @sjcrocker98 2 года назад +1

      @@GirlPlus That's where I was trying to come from, yeah. I remember a few times on Cory's twitter he mentioned (paraphrasing here) that he wasn't interested in becoming a Let's Player full on, but didn't mind making guest appearances on his friends' channels.
      I probably could have clarified that better, my bad!

  • @NoSignal14
    @NoSignal14 3 года назад +511

    Corys brain is ran by a herd of Guinea pigs that communicate lord of the flies style

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 3 года назад +12

      Like 3/4 of it is compiled of the internet and cartoons

    • @pokeguy742
      @pokeguy742 3 года назад +4

      So they all kill the most unlikable one of them to convey a theme? Yeah, that works

    • @RealSquidShady
      @RealSquidShady Год назад

      this is the greatest comment i have read in a long time

  • @shitpost.mp4345
    @shitpost.mp4345 3 года назад +440

    Cory is like Einstein with dementia.

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 3 года назад +20

      This is the most accurate description of cory ive ever seen

    • @DrKevlar
      @DrKevlar 3 года назад +59

      I read that as “Epstein” and I was perfectly ok with it

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone 3 года назад +14

      nah Cory would never steal his wife's work and claim it for his own. mostly because he's never gonna have a wife but that's besides the point.

    • @T.C.M.Y.T
      @T.C.M.Y.T 3 года назад +1

      @@Dark0neone 😂

    • @madmanpecos
      @madmanpecos 2 года назад +3

      I seriously thought it said Epstein

  • @Nazareadain
    @Nazareadain 3 года назад +26

    Cory's like a force multiplier - he just brings out sheer outrage and disbelief out of people and everyone just plays off of it beautifully.

  • @theonekeanu
    @theonekeanu 2 года назад +292

    1:17:50 literally the best corey moment.

    • @smartfella7914
      @smartfella7914 2 года назад

      He so casually admits to sodomizing himself lmao

    • @fennell829
      @fennell829 2 года назад +19

      I think about this on a daily basis

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Год назад +1

      “I used a trash bag as a condom”

    • @FizzyBeverages
      @FizzyBeverages Год назад

      I used a trash bag as a condom

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 Год назад +13

      “I used a trash bag as a condom” he’s like if an alien tried to guess how a human acted

  • @kenwynnelson6340
    @kenwynnelson6340 3 года назад +116

    47:17 wow, i completely missed that deep cut from lyle

  • @xedoutbigblob
    @xedoutbigblob 3 года назад +124

    I love that the thumbnail drawing of Cory is him in the Jeb Bush meme pose

    • @Poet482
      @Poet482 3 года назад +1

      Explaining the joke is totally the best part of the joke.

  • @Aerobyte12
    @Aerobyte12 3 года назад +414

    Underrated Cory quotes thread:
    "Peewee Herman is like Goku"

  • @spoons_only
    @spoons_only 2 года назад +69

    something about Cory's delivery on 4:46 "you can't beat Fred's 400 score bitch!"cracks me tf up to tears when i think about it

  • @Chris-zr2jk
    @Chris-zr2jk 2 года назад +101

    Can't get over Cory "Tom and Jerry" type scream at 3:36:05

  • @hikikomoron
    @hikikomoron 3 года назад +206

    He's done it, he's finally achieved Ultimate Cory.

  • @jaimie1938
    @jaimie1938 3 года назад +202

    I've been asking for this for years and nobody's listened to me until now.

    • @DeagleSeagull
      @DeagleSeagull 3 года назад +20

      Pretty sure it's just a coincidence and nobodys listening to you still.

    • @SangheiliSpecOp
      @SangheiliSpecOp 3 года назад +22

      You might be green and retired by now

    • @zyrkugilgamesh
      @zyrkugilgamesh 3 года назад +3

      Thank you Draculaura

    • @mkultrafondler9159
      @mkultrafondler9159 3 года назад +11

      I wrote an opinion piece about it actually.

    • @QuantumPineapple
      @QuantumPineapple 3 года назад +8

      I wrote to congress about it.

  • @idfrigginkman
    @idfrigginkman 3 года назад +438

    HOLY SHIT A FOUR HOUR COMPILATION OF MY FAVORITE SLEEPYCAST/ONEY AND CO. MEMBER, IT'S LIKE MY BIRTHDAY!

    • @guhrizzlybaire
      @guhrizzlybaire 3 года назад +6

      Happy cake day gentlemin

    • @Cole-li7hq
      @Cole-li7hq 2 года назад +4

      Happy Happy birthday mr wall man

  • @palmettoperil6049
    @palmettoperil6049 3 года назад +208

    Cory calling Angry Joe a "thumb person" caught me so off guard, goddamnit why is it so funny to me

  • @zapman6528
    @zapman6528 3 года назад +105

    35:32 jesus Lyle's timing was perfect.

  • @uwutoad
    @uwutoad 3 года назад +375

    cory may have a brain full of tar but he's got a heart of gold

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 3 года назад +28

      @Andre no, he has a heart of gold, but his brain is full of fanta orange

    • @Yurinarytracked
      @Yurinarytracked 2 года назад +1

      ​@@mitchellclendening7682 ruined it

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +4

      @@Yurinarytracked Saved it.

  • @vovovovovovovovovovovovovovovo
    @vovovovovovovovovovovovovovovo 3 года назад +219

    cory is the worlds scariest man

    • @Harmonica821
      @Harmonica821 3 года назад +13

      He's the world's greatest tit-physics animator.

    • @OPdbx
      @OPdbx 3 года назад +10

      Not after you hear what heinous sex crime Tomar just commited...

    • @ponikoTV
      @ponikoTV 3 года назад

      sometimes when i draw cory it looks like kururu

  • @jordanbaird8681
    @jordanbaird8681 3 года назад +137

    Corey's thought process is like when autocorrect is insisting on a word that's similar not quite right

    • @LN997-i8x
      @LN997-i8x 3 года назад +7

      And it's a special Autocorrect that occasionally offers random, incorrect portmanteau's.

  • @pip5188
    @pip5188 2 года назад +27

    3:02:44 I like how they called Steve and Sephiroth being added to to the 2nd fighters pass

  • @ColinTheGamerReal
    @ColinTheGamerReal 3 года назад +60

    2:01:08 Tomar's warning is more dire with modern context, he didn't know how right he was.

  • @captaincapitalism9535
    @captaincapitalism9535 3 года назад +62

    2:40:45 One of my favorite Cory jokes, massively underrated imo

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 3 года назад +98

    Even though we all remark upon Corey's irregularities, but ENTIRE OneyPlays crew are some of the strangest, most unique individuals I've ever heard/watched. Both in their upbringings and their current behaviors are super interest to watch on screen.

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 Год назад +1

      people *REALLY* need to listen to sleepycast. they don't know that Chris saw a rat get turned into a wine tsunami in front of him

  • @proactavis
    @proactavis 3 года назад +38

    You have no idea man… I’ve been looking at every cory video i could find on this channel and the fact that this video was posted just made my day. I’m gonna watch this while nuking the toilet.

  • @Arany-Csillag
    @Arany-Csillag 3 года назад +252

    35:30 probably Lyle's best timing ever lol

  • @mysterymeat64
    @mysterymeat64 3 года назад +101

    4:07:10 Dave, I’m gonna be real with you, this could not have aged worse.

  • @wenbluepirate3954
    @wenbluepirate3954 3 года назад +334

    if "that was the 90s, it came out on 2009" "Cory, that's not the 90s" is not here, I will have a fit.

    • @gishigoshi
      @gishigoshi 3 года назад +1

      Yo idk that what’s that from

    • @bahskintimulholde6191
      @bahskintimulholde6191 3 года назад +31

      There's no mention of Cory telling the editor to put in AVGN saying "ASS" after every one of Dave's savescums, either.
      :(

    • @KMDrinnon
      @KMDrinnon 3 года назад +5

      @@gishigoshi I'm pretty sure it was in the Sonic 2 playthrough

  • @Thefifthpacmanghoststinky
    @Thefifthpacmanghoststinky 2 года назад +106

    Cory’s brain is constantly working through a rubix cube. Every time he says a “fact” that means at least one side is matched correctly. If all six sides are matched then for one, very brief, moment he has the combined knowledge of all humanity, and the ability to predict the future (case and point, his Steve and Sephiroth predictions for smash)

    • @TheMrrccava
      @TheMrrccava Год назад

      If Cory's brain ever had all 6 sides matched another big bang would happen. That minecraft predictions is at most 5 sides😂

    • @GMAuraeon
      @GMAuraeon 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheMrrccavaHang about, is it even possible to get 5 sides at a time?

  • @AlexLikesToons
    @AlexLikesToons 3 года назад +58

    Cory's brain constantly drifts in and out of the 4th dimension.

  • @PaperThin_
    @PaperThin_ 3 года назад +131

    Can I just say, Cory saying he once shit so hard his ears popped is something I personally relate to.

    • @GayIncel
      @GayIncel 3 года назад +8

      Freak

    • @Electric0eye
      @Electric0eye 3 года назад +7

      I've never had this happen personally but somehow this sounds very much like something that could happen.

    • @Big_Bonfire
      @Big_Bonfire 2 года назад +3

      I’ve had my back pop before but never that

  • @marbles2223
    @marbles2223 3 года назад +23

    I love that Cory is pursuing all his personal projects like his band and nightmare cops but holy fuck he's probably the funniest OneyPlays member and I wish he was in more videos

  • @VolatileViolet
    @VolatileViolet 3 года назад +42

    Bold of you to cap off Cory's greatness at four hours.

  • @TheShiningYoshi
    @TheShiningYoshi 3 года назад +12

    This video should just be a 24/7 livestream of Cory's life.
    Every moment of Cory is the best of Cory.

  • @tulnicular3162
    @tulnicular3162 3 года назад +109

    Cory repeatedly falling out of the level and saying "lol" is peak Cory.

  • @stevie2.040
    @stevie2.040 Год назад +12

    3:06:03 has to be my favorite moment of Cory's. It shows that Cory is not a tardmonculus but rather an unhinged genius.

  • @moRULEZ18981
    @moRULEZ18981 3 года назад +12

    I'm not sure what kind of affinity Chris, Cory, and Dave have that make them keep singing Arthur together, but I really appreciate it

  • @AdamChan318
    @AdamChan318 3 года назад +298

    Sometimes I wonder who is truly the Joker of OneyPlays, Cory or Zach?

    • @DaveZilla02
      @DaveZilla02 3 года назад +238

      Zach is the Joker and Cory's the Riddler, except all of his clues make no goddamn sense

    • @404sutibi7
      @404sutibi7 3 года назад +48

      @@DaveZilla02 Just like the riddler!

    • @sjcrocker98
      @sjcrocker98 3 года назад +73

      If Cory took the Joaquin Phoenix role of Joker... Jesus fucking Christ that would be my favorite movie in history; seeing him laughing at his own "severe otts", perform stand-up with all his nothing-humor, dance on the stairs, go to the show at the end and they still go "you can't joke about that, that's not funny".

    • @sjcrocker98
      @sjcrocker98 3 года назад +11

      Come to think of it, the end can just be an episode of SleepyCast with Jeff/Zach/Chris all going "That's literally nothing, Cory!"

    • @2thPlace
      @2thPlace 3 года назад +56

      @@DaveZilla02 you mean "the Quizler"

  • @joeschmoe8895
    @joeschmoe8895 3 года назад +27

    Finally, a comp of my favorite water person

  • @roujiteku2114
    @roujiteku2114 3 года назад +18

    cory has always been my favorite of the bunch, he's adorable

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 2 года назад +10

    35:26 idk why I love this moment so much of them making fun of Cory’s dad’s alien conspiracies, then Tomar making a counter-argument at the perfect time with that cutscene

  • @badacid2485
    @badacid2485 3 года назад +176

    I feel like Cory is the only person that makes Chris genuinely laugh. That or he has a specific laugh just for cory

    • @haiperbus
      @haiperbus 3 года назад +95

      Mf's really think Chris fakes his enjoyment with his other friends smh

    • @cameronabshire1195
      @cameronabshire1195 3 года назад +50

      I think we all have a laugh specifically for Cory.

    • @Hyperfoxeye
      @Hyperfoxeye 3 года назад +45

      I think cory and chris are the most aligned in what they watch for fun so they get along the best

  • @76wildfire
    @76wildfire 3 года назад +58

    2:41:14 I love the pure chaos of this moment

  • @zkt1995
    @zkt1995 2 года назад +60

    Fun fact: Cory is actually the smartest man to ever come from missouri.

    • @tvheadreview6243
      @tvheadreview6243 10 месяцев назад +1

      As a former Missourian, this statement is completely true.

  • @yourgoodfriend276
    @yourgoodfriend276 3 года назад +38

    Corey always has the right answer to a different question

  • @colinc6748
    @colinc6748 3 года назад +14

    My favorite part of when Jeff, Corey, and Dave are on is their dynamic with Jeff. He comes off as a total grump, but his laugh is most contagious when Corey says the stupidest shit and he cant help but laugh. It makes me smile.

  • @Butter-Boy
    @Butter-Boy 3 года назад +28

    I love the way Cory perceives reality. His brain truly does not work the same way as everyone else's.

  • @Andech_
    @Andech_ 3 года назад +183

    Cory's brain processing is so asinine that it loops all the way back around to genius, then keeps going, landing once again on asinine.

  • @waterPsychiatrist
    @waterPsychiatrist 3 года назад +46

    Cory is definitely in my top 10 mythical creatures

  • @czarmalarkey3222
    @czarmalarkey3222 3 года назад +129

    Gotta love how Cory poses like a character from "Yiik" in the thumbnail

    • @nessthecat1
      @nessthecat1 3 года назад +44

      He's Rory. Instead of talking about his dead sister, he talks about "motherbearing" hips.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 3 года назад +37

      It’s actually supposed to be like that one Jeb Bush pose

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid 3 года назад +20

      Dude, that's clearly the Jeb Bush alpha stance

    • @adboiproduction8367
      @adboiproduction8367 3 года назад +1

      @@nessthecat1 I forgot that Cory actually have a sister.

    • @shtinko
      @shtinko Год назад +3

      @@adboiproduction8367 Yeah man. They looked at gay cowboys together.

  • @bosscroc5526
    @bosscroc5526 3 года назад +41

    10:44 slays me every time.

  • @jessejayjones
    @jessejayjones 3 года назад +43

    Cory is such a treasure. ❤️

  • @Snev
    @Snev 3 года назад +28

    At last, a compilation of the King Spaz of the Sponge Factory

  • @Fuges
    @Fuges 3 года назад +202

    Cory’s constant Coryisms make make me surprised that the songs on his ska album are fairly sane

    • @Vexatedcanicus
      @Vexatedcanicus 3 года назад +4

      You have links to that? I'd like to hear it

    • @TheScreamingFedora
      @TheScreamingFedora 3 года назад +2

      @@Vexatedcanicus yeah link plz

    • @pumpyclumpy7564
      @pumpyclumpy7564 3 года назад +16

      The band is called “the third-rates” and I think Corey sings on the song “best of me”

    • @Fuges
      @Fuges 3 года назад +16

      @@pumpyclumpy7564 He sings on all the songs, it's just that his friend Dillon also does a good amount of the singing so in some songs Cory only does background vocals

    • @Vexatedcanicus
      @Vexatedcanicus 3 года назад

      @@pumpyclumpy7564 yo wth these are recent! Wow I didn't even know. Thanks

  • @ModernOddity728
    @ModernOddity728 3 года назад +103

    29:00 The bees from the gorilla at the Zoo with Ash Redfield in Cory's RE2 DLC have made their way into Titanfall 2. 😂😂

  • @zeroxwolfx
    @zeroxwolfx Год назад +4

    Listening to Cory is sort of like listening to little kids tell you how they think stuff works, and you know it's 100% wrong, but you just smile and say bless their heart.

  • @cancelledmoomin
    @cancelledmoomin Год назад +14

    cory shouting “I’M STUCK HARRY” in a really bad british accent made me genuinely cry

  • @OpThomastic118
    @OpThomastic118 3 года назад +12

    I'm glad to see y'all brought back BestOfGameplays to compile again! It's great that you let a community member help out with certain projects.

    • @PinkBunnyCorporation
      @PinkBunnyCorporation 3 года назад +4

      He must be extreeeemely powerful. Who else can make 4 and 6 hour complilations? His power level must be at least 532.

  • @Vexelator
    @Vexelator 3 года назад +43

    Finally I can hear everytime Cory says something rambunctious like mother bearing hips in one video

  • @ranieldale4842
    @ranieldale4842 3 года назад +78

    I'd kill for more Cory, Jeff and Dave on oneyplays

    • @PinkBunnyCorporation
      @PinkBunnyCorporation 3 года назад +16

      I want more Jeff so bad. Cory is on every so often. Dave has been on like twice or something right? But I want Niall so we can have crazy Irishing.

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 3 года назад +3

      @@PinkBunnyCorporation I think the hardest part is everyone is all over the place

    • @ranieldale4842
      @ranieldale4842 3 года назад +1

      @@Faramik2000 Yeah, I'm fairly sure cory and jeff both still live in Philly, Which is unfortunate but it just makes when they show up even better!

    • @flusterdouglas9326
      @flusterdouglas9326 3 года назад

      They have to break up Lyle/Tomar, literally the worst host combination they've ever had. Toss Lyle and replace with Cory.

    • @CaptainScabs
      @CaptainScabs 3 года назад +10

      Jeff would love to return but he's got too much Angry Joe to watch.

  • @Johnconagher
    @Johnconagher Год назад +23

    Cory is a Greek philosopher who drank lead water

  • @dombjomb
    @dombjomb 2 года назад +16

    2:38:44 perfect summation of Corey tbh

  • @Titanium
    @Titanium 3 года назад +41

    Cory is some kind of low level eldritch horror that slowly turns everyone around him into other copies of himself, and Chris and Zach both adopted different ways of coping with his presence.
    Zach is firmly fight-or-flight around Cory, he refuses to entertain any of the madness he says and directly confronts him repeatedly so as to not let his 4th dimensional autism seep into his own mind and compromise his mind and soul. Zach has no patience for Cory's brainmelting presence, because he knows that patience is how Cory propagates his species.
    Chris however, perhaps out of either goodness in his heart or shielded by his irish catholic faith, chooses to politely indulge Cory in the hopes that he will tire himself out. This however is a risky tactic, and there's numerous examples of Chris slowly losing his mind. As in the infamous "Ben Drowned tower" incident when Cory's sperg tendrils slipped into Chris' mind for a moment, and Chris almost said "buncle ben tower" before seemingly shaking his head, knocking loose Cory's infection, and correcting himself by saying "Big Ben, ya fuck."
    I imagine the other regulars have adapted their own techniques to contain Cory's autismo horrors. For example Jeff most notably shields himself by saying "eeugh", shrugging off Cory's presence with disgust, meanwhile Lyle's one eye allows him to see past our grounded dimension elevating his consciousness to a higher plane, rendering him immune to Cory's corruption.

  • @i7fr9z
    @i7fr9z 2 года назад +6

    I grin ear to ear whenever Cory utters the words "First of all"

  • @KaptinScuzgob
    @KaptinScuzgob 3 года назад +39

    Cory has approximate knowledge of many things

  • @thomasshrum4006
    @thomasshrum4006 3 года назад +35

    The only problem with this compilation is that it's not three days long. We love you President Cory!!

  • @Squiggums799
    @Squiggums799 2 года назад +4

    The more I rewatch this, the more I realize this is also a Best of Dave as well. Love that little guy.