miki2003pl well actually you could fart in there even if it didn’t have windows it just wouldn’t air out so the proper punchline would be why can’t you air out an apple store after farting
@@-ofrenzy2983 because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Vegetarians eat quite healthy so they wouldn't have to go to the doctor, but if they would, they will say they feel good. that's the joke
Two Turtle Doves or maybe:? Why is a graveyard the best plaxe in the world? Cus ppl die to go there! I honestly dont know which way of telling it is the best, just trying stuff out
sorry i cant like, its at 69 likes, its the law, oh and its also common sense, its the reason of life, its beautiful, it might just be a number, but its a number than will never be forgotten, and will be cherished until 2069. ( merry Christmas random stranger)
The sean connery joke was truly superior. And here's my dad joke one liner: "If a python grew legs and started running, would that make it a marathon?"
2:20 What did the vegetarian say to the doctor? - I feel good. Lol how the guy cracks up at this point because he thinks that's the end of the joke because vegetarians don't get sick.
I’m a mom and I’ve made it a goal to watch dad jokes videos so I have tons of jokes for my kids! They are officially known as mom jokes in this house 😂
What's a bison? It's what you wash your face in. (You gotta say face nasally) Why shouldn't tuna swim north of Sydney? Cause they'll end up in cairns. A dung beetle walks in to a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?" Why can you have a 12 inch nose? Cause then it's a foot.
That Sean Connery joke is legendary and perfectly delivered.
i lost it, actually woke my family. Ngl
I know, right? I mean I can't stop laughing at that joke like 😂😂😂
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I agree by 100%.
I used to tell that when I worked as a dishwasher.
"What did the vegetarian say to the doctor"
"I don't know"
"I feel good-"
*Other guy starts laughing already*
Maybe he already knew the joke so before the other guy got to say the joke he remembered the punch line
Unfinished joke was so good
"i feel good mr. stark"😂
Matteo Matteo yeah cause they are a big joke
Probabbly because of his accent
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
OHHH I GET ITTT FINALLY
Dammit..😂😂😂
When it left and never came back
god damn
Oh shit, this is the father of all dad jokes.
This should be a professional sport if it isn’t already.
Bjørn Nyeng B7G Erritsø Fællesskole, Erritsø Bygade ?
Lalrivunga Hnamte Yep
What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car?
*Carlos*
wOw
Ace yooo 😂😂
Very nice😂😂😂
Haha
BAHAHAHAHAHA-
I don’t know what’s funnier the jokes or the guy laughing in the background😹
Trin ARMY same xd
actually thats the whole crew having fun behind the cameras and sounding stuff, must be fun to shoot that video xD
Jin's dad jokes is better ❤
Jin's dad jokes is better than yours AYEEEE LMAO
Definitely Donald Trump
First video was better BISON
Ahmed Farhan That was the best joke I've heard all my life 😂 bison hahahahga
Milos Joksimovic
I replayed it like 1000 time 🤣🤣🤣
😂
What did the buffalo tell his son be4 leaving college
It really was😂😂😂
Why can't you fart inside an Apple store
Because it doesn't have Windows
im choked
Im chocked 2
Bruh
miki2003pl well actually you could fart in there even if it didn’t have windows it just wouldn’t air out so the proper punchline would be why can’t you air out an apple store after farting
That was good
Want to hear a construction joke?
I'm still working on it
Knock knock
Who’s there
Orin
Orin who?
Your comment is unoringinal
Systex • 13 years ago you’re 1 year order than me
@Cena • 12 years ago • Updated 😂
Dadias Dadias Who?
No reply viewing or reading more. You're still working on it.
After 20 seconds The toilet paper joke finally hit me and I couldn’t stop giggling for 5 minutes 🤦🏻
Why?
@@User9527_ someone must have thought he felt like home and tossed it at him.
Fun fact
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
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@Kitori hahaha! Nailed it! I like jokes. As a non-English speaker, I feel American dad jokes are charming as well. Thanks for your explanation
Im sorry to my future kids, you have to hear this jokes when you are grow up later..
Nandita Dwiky I wish i was the dad, telling our kids this jokes 😂🔥
My dad tells bad dad jokes all the time. It gets the family laughing. An then there’s me, same sence if humor to carry that tradition.
My dad tells bad jokes to but I have to laugh
Nandita Dwiky Be proud. They will know true laughter.
these* ... grown up*
"He Mist"
OMG I'm dying 😂
Yeah that's smart i like that lol
I'm in tears send help
Hoàng Hải
This is 911 how can I help you
Lmfaaao
That like years old Joke lol, not new
Knock knock..
Whos there?
Ache
Ache-who
Bless you
🤣
Why?
@@lpajnkiher4929 because it's a sneeze. Most people say bless you after someone sneezes.
@@meridgey i meant it point wise like why does it even exist.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who, who, who let the dogs out? (Singing it)
"What did the vegeterian say to the doctor?"
"I don't know"
"I feel good-"
*Instant laughter*
i didn't get it.
@@-ofrenzy2983 nobody did
@@-ofrenzy2983 because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Vegetarians eat quite healthy so they wouldn't have to go to the doctor, but if they would, they will say they feel good. that's the joke
😂😂😂
@@-ofrenzy2983 head to my toes
tomatoes
to ma toes
knock knock
who's there?
dishes
dishes who?
dishes a very bad jokes
*a* very bad *JoKeS*
Jokesn't
Dishes mama
@@leptailiin didn't understand
@RicciOwns ! That was a joke long before Undertale or even Toby Fox.
What did the grape say after it was stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine
The grape they did the surgery on.
Yeah it's me yeah it’s you
???
oh boy that is a good dad joke there, it made me laugh
@Max Dubz, it’s whine and wine get it?
What's the best place in the world ?
A graveyard
Cause people die to go there...
Jay Barot Music im chocked
Good joke, shit delivery. Way to ruin a joke.
Yes, I agree Alex. Here’s something better
Where do people die to go?
A graveyard
Two Turtle Doves or maybe:?
Why is a graveyard the best plaxe in the world?
Cus ppl die to go there!
I honestly dont know which way of telling it is the best, just trying stuff out
What place do some people die to go to?
A Graveyard.
That Man Laughing in the background Actually Made Me laugh
You cute
I don’t usually tell dad jokes...
But when I do, he usually laughs
I thought he farts
Mine beats me
Two physicists walk to a bar
One of them says "What do you measure electricity by?"
The other, in confusion asks "Watt?"
This kinda made me cry.
It made me cry internally.
@@dimitris_zaha 👁👄👁💀💀💀
Ahem prepare your self for the worst joke ever...here it goes...
Ahem
Whats the diffrents between a snow man and a snow women?
*Snowballs*
LOLOLOLOL
Hahahaa
OOOH NOOO OHHH NOO
xddddd
sorry i cant like, its at 69 likes, its the law, oh and its also common sense, its the reason of life, its beautiful, it might just be a number, but its a number than will never be forgotten, and will be cherished until 2069. ( merry Christmas random stranger)
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don't worry, he woke up.
**Jin windshield wiper laugh**
What did the dog say to the wall?
Wol Wol
-Kim SeokJin 3rd September 2018
Technically this is grammatically incorrect because a kid is a baby goat so it would therefore be childnapping
ARMYYY
What did the librarian say to you guys reading this comment?
*Read more*
@@benjaminmoua78 ARMY
I love the mexican guy, he is so funny and cute. 😂😂😂
Him and the pastor are the best pair. Bison.
The sean connery joke was truly superior.
And here's my dad joke one liner:
"If a python grew legs and started running, would that make it a marathon?"
Would it?
I'll give you a like since I've actually never heard that one before.
@@Mindwipe96 thanks 😂
@@babisbabinos8075 I do very much hope so
All of them are the most Dad looking men I’ve ever seen
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow says
Cow says, who?
Nooo, cow says moooo
@Bjørn Nyeng B7G Erritsø Fællesskole, Erritsø Bygade maybe yes, maybe no
RIP boiling water
U will be mist
2:20 What did the vegetarian say to the doctor?
- I feel good.
Lol how the guy cracks up at this point because he thinks that's the end of the joke because vegetarians don't get sick.
@Omerعمر Tتكين r/wooosh
@Omerعمر Tتكين im sorry, i was talking to you.
200 Subs With No Vids 😂😂😂😂
Intellect, reason&Logic Use your brain captain obvious
@@r0098 you have 207 subs
I have No-eye-deer what's happening😂😂😂😂
makes sense with brit accent. NO-EYE-DEA.
I thought no, either
@Ahsan Bilal what do you call a blind neutered deer?
Still no f**kin idea 😂
Neither anymore
The Sean Connery one had me laughing for an hour, I didn't see it coming 😂
They look like they are at a funeral trying to cheer themselves but also not trying to look too happy
I got one
Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend
Because Sheran
(She-Ran)
...... that’s terrible.
huylam ho I know
Bangtan 4life I suggest going to a school for dads jokes. I’m eggcited to see the results.
huylam ho oh god we need dad joke school😂
Bangtan 4life go on, I’m EAGLE to see the results.
I love the chemistry between the last two dads 😂 just like "bi-son"
Dito
Lmfao same
2:47 This joke was the best. You can see the difference but I know the pain of being short.
Ian Lex I know the pain of being tall.
I had the pain of being short but then I had a growth short in sixth grade now in eleventh and 6’1”
6'9"
"Adam drew the short straw"
Damn, round hadn't even started and he already went for the *low* blows.
Yeah that was kinda rude but acceptable...
I’m a mom and I’ve made it a goal to watch dad jokes videos so I have tons of jokes for my kids! They are officially known as mom jokes in this house 😂
What's Orange and sounds like a parrot?
Me: Donald Trump?
Mo Ali oRaNGe mAn bAD! wHAt aN oRIgiNaL jOkE!
Mo Ali Wooow, THAT'S never been said before, you're so clever and original... oh wait 🙄😂
So FrIcKiN oRaNg-IgInAl
Mo Ali DEAD MEME
Haha
Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?
They are really good at it.
How does the elephant hide in a cherry tree?
.
.
It paints it's toenails red.
What! You should of said :Cause they are really wood at it😂😂😂😂😂
@@cayleighmackenzie3093 no.
@@cayleighmackenzie3093 Not epic
I don't get it
The way Jon said " no eye deer " really made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
My wife tried to unbuckle the car seat with one hand and said “How do one armed mothers do it?”
“Single-handedly”
tag yourself i'm the guy laughing at the background
I’m the bit of paper that got skyrocketed at 5:31
Zalman Schipp I’m the flare in this mans eye at 1:25
I'm the jokes
I'm the burp that's trying to come out. 4:13
2:34 I’m the third bracelet on the guys wrist
How did I react when I found out my new toaster wasn't waterproof?
I was shocked.
Wow, that's shocking
The Maxxx e l e c t r i f y i n g
That's a powerful message
**I didn't use read more.**
You died.
Sorry I meant you were shocked (I still didn't use read more)
Wait
Sometimes I will legit not laugh at a joke, but the crew guy's laughs kill me😂
Me trying to tell a joke
Me : what did th- HAAHAHHHAHAA
Friend : are u on drugs again?
I see myself
"Bad weather doesnt exist, only bad clothes exists" And hes staring at me like *;D laugh for gods sake*
i went to see a magician the other day he was turning every one into wind turbines i am a big fan
I don't know if other people got this this one but I sure did AND IT WAS HALARIOUS
What do you call a chicken with no legs?
An egg
what
It's NOT LEGal
@@greenleafspit8575 but that was EGGcellent
The guy in the background just can't help it 🤣🤣
"What did the vegetarian say to the doctor? I feel good" And then he starts laughing as if the joke had finished, that really made my day
5:13 the face you make when you don’t know what your friend was talking about but you agree
4:26 these guys!!😂😂😂😂
They forget to not laugh, I was dead too😂😂😂
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that's just nuts!
What's orang and sound like a parrot, A CARROT
People in back: AHHHHAAAA HA
Guy: that's dumb
*silence*
So THIS is how my friend got his jokes...
I love the fact that he laughed about the vegetarian that just feels good
Imo 1:04 is best in this part :)
In sane same
lmfao ikr
+MISS PANDUHK I see you everywhere..
Jisoo's lost bible
We share the same interests then. ;)
+MISS PANDUHK lemme guess, you're a Filipino? :)
Sean Connery 😁😂👍
My wife found out I was wearing her clothes and kicked me out
So I packed her things and left
Official FBI twist: they were both women.
4:39 I thought it would be “ he fogged up”
A: I've not seen ESTHER
B: you were sleeping during SIESTA
How do you call a man that brings your drunk son home late? Officer.
Fimau :/
Fimau Please explain the ambulance one.
Because if you bring his daughter home late, he'll beat you senseless and you'll need an ambulance. If not a hearse.
I Love Oscar😂😂
Jungkook's girl me too😂
Jungkook's girl I love Jungkook-
Jungkook's girl and i love jungkook
Jin jokes
I Love Jin's dad jokes 😂😂
Why is sponge Bob the main character of spongebob squarepants when Patrick is a star?
IDK
What do you call a blind deer?
Me: *I don't know*
No-Eye-Deer
Me: *God bless his soul*
A deer with no eyes is the same answer, No idea!
That mini-soda joke was hilarious 😂
My Dad's passed away but, he'd have laughed his ass off at this. He always made me laugh 😂 my lungs out.
Good stuff. xD
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot?"
My immediate answer was "Trump"
Hell yeah!!
I was going to comment this
Yeah just scrolling down to find this
Same!!!!!!
Orange man bad
"I FEEL GOOD" ***Genius Silence *** "FROM MY HEAD TOMATOES"
He should’ve stopped at “I feel good” 😂
the camera guy is the one having the most fun here lol.
Best dad joke: Show me your search history
the next generation's dad jokes will be like:
"spoon"
"haha"
that's a good one!!
More like
"Warcrimes"
"Hehahaahuhhuhuhah"
Oh my God....
I'm not God I'm dad.
? Um ok Yes?
I Have Just my dad would say "I am right here"...
Then I would say "that means I'm Jezus"
We are just the worst XD
Well thats dumb
Dad Jokes in Internet: BAD
Dad Jokes In Irl: GOOOODD
What is the best dad joke in existence?
The father of all dad jokes.
5:30-5:31 10x this is Jin’s leJINdary windshield wiper laugh
What's a bison?
It's what you wash your face in.
(You gotta say face nasally)
Why shouldn't tuna swim north of Sydney?
Cause they'll end up in cairns.
A dung beetle walks in to a bar and asks,
"Is this stool taken?"
Why can you have a 12 inch nose?
Cause then it's a foot.
did you mean cant for the last one?
The dung beetle one is good
Zalman Schipp i didnt get that one...
Kalkaanuslag Stool is another name for dung.
Kalkaanuslag What Mandy said ^
2018: Bad Dad Jokes
2019: Boomer Jokes
Ok boomer
2020: jokes
What did the girl with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!...
Just kidding, she hasn't opened her present yet
I don’t get the game but the jokes are hilarious!
The is what the librarian said to the kid
Read more
God dammit... 😁😂
Ohh shit ?!!!!! I tried three times 😂😂😂😂👏
Oh my god that's good
I thought it looked odd but it still got me xD
Thats pretty good
1:31
"Are you ready?"
"Yo nací listo"
XD
Somebody in Sitcom: **breaths**
Laugh tracks: 1:12
I love how one guy in the background is laughing at every joke
The person laughing in the background I...just can't with you 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
What does the teacher tell you when you don't read much?
*Read More*
I saw the same one not even tree seconds ago, and I still fell for it.
Well played.
You naughty naughty you trying to trick me 🌝
It's a trap. Damn
Got me.
The first two guys were the funniest to me cause they were so serious 😂
On the news there was a guy who got hit in the head with coke
But luckily he survived
Because it was a soft drink
Underrated
The guys in backstage laughing for every joke are my spirit animals
I'm so glad this exists. A dad joke-off. I should've found this so long ago. My only dream. My only desire.
Let me tell you a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why
To get to the idiot’s house
Knock knock
Who is it
*The chicken*
what did the buffalo tell his son before he went to college?
bison
Q: What kind of meat does Catholic priests eat on Friday?"
A: "Nun."
Mom : The test is not that hard.
The test :
Dad : *are you ready boy* ?
The camera crew laughing in the back made me laugh
Oscar and Wade are perfect combination
"what did the vegetarian said to the doctor?" he just laughed vegetarians are the jokes
What do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
At 4:51 I though to myself, idk, Minnesota or something? And then he says mini soda. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!!!
The guys saying the dad jokes are so tense and there is one guy in the background just dying of laughter