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  • Two Christians face off by telling church jokes to each other. The person who laughs the most, loses.
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  • @pg1
    @pg1 4 года назад +197

    “He brews it.”
    “He brews it.” “He BREWS it.”
    He really believed in that one 🤣🤣

  • @edgarbarcenas457
    @edgarbarcenas457 4 года назад +400

    1:54 I think it should be “a little before eve”

  • @JoshMitchell116
    @JoshMitchell116 6 лет назад +154

    "What's the name of the dating site for people with a lisp?"
    "Faithbook" 😂

    • @annwanjiru7150
      @annwanjiru7150 4 года назад

      Joshua hey

    • @ontayyricardo
      @ontayyricardo 4 года назад +4

      How Many Mexicans does it take to Change a Light Bulb?..
      Just Juan. Btw i got Hispanics in my Family I am not Racist

    • @josephclegg3562
      @josephclegg3562 4 года назад

      😆😆

  • @misslashaexo
    @misslashaexo 6 лет назад +475

    The funny thing is some preachers do be saying "Cheesus".

  • @ahshadingle
    @ahshadingle 6 лет назад +1356

    Where is Kev? I need his background laughter😂😂😱lol.

    • @KevOnStage
      @KevOnStage 6 лет назад +139

      Ahsha Dingle I had taken my kids to see Avengers. 😫😫😫

    • @SyracuseFTWZz
      @SyracuseFTWZz 6 лет назад +38

      KevOnStage Bro... I cried when your hairline faded away 😭

    • @rgplayz290
      @rgplayz290 6 лет назад +9

      Syracuse FTW 😂

    • @jakemeke8750
      @jakemeke8750 6 лет назад

      Took his kids out cause he knew this would be lame as shit

    • @nichele4186
      @nichele4186 6 лет назад +1

      Yes! Especially on this one!

  • @nicholasanderson8828
    @nicholasanderson8828 4 года назад +300

    You missed the opportunity to say the disciples road in a “CHRISTler”

    • @DancingDread
      @DancingDread 4 года назад +2

      A Christler 200 and 44,000

    • @josetrevino4273
      @josetrevino4273 4 года назад +3

      I thought he was gonna say Crown VIC

    • @brucehaggerty6298
      @brucehaggerty6298 4 года назад +2

      @Jose Trevino crown victorious lol!

    • @jordanmicahcook
      @jordanmicahcook 4 года назад

      Nicholas Anderson That’s what I thought it would be.

    • @franandyco4538
      @franandyco4538 4 года назад +1

      No, because Jesus was riding separately, and He was the one in the "CHRISTler".

  • @LaurenWebber
    @LaurenWebber 6 лет назад +35

    ”Hebrews it...Hebrews it...Hebrews” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hiimboosted649
    @hiimboosted649 6 лет назад +457

    What do you call a christian when he skips church?
    Christian Bale

  • @JustL0L
    @JustL0L 6 лет назад +752

    If you need a boat i Noah guy

    • @kennithbrown4036
      @kennithbrown4036 6 лет назад +56

      AZO16 why didn’t the people play cards on the ark?
      Because Noah was standing on the deck

    • @Prophetic_Piano
      @Prophetic_Piano 5 лет назад +31

      @@kennithbrown4036 And plus there were a couple of cheetahs wanting to play

    • @francisokonma1963
      @francisokonma1963 4 года назад +10

      Someone get this man on the show !!!

    • @caliyoopz3293
      @caliyoopz3293 4 года назад +2

      🙏🏼😂

    • @josephclegg3562
      @josephclegg3562 4 года назад +1

      😆😆

  • @OnFonemgrave
    @OnFonemgrave 6 лет назад +194

    Kev is shaking his head in the corner trying to find a scripture for this lol

  • @annik.2683
    @annik.2683 5 лет назад +181

    Dangit I could have sworn the answer to "what type of car do all of the disciples ride in" was gonna be ... A CONVERTABLE. 😂 Like come on man 😂😂 They converting people all over the dang place

  • @JustOutHereTrustingGod
    @JustOutHereTrustingGod 4 года назад +35

    He brews it.....HE brews it.......Hebrews it. The more he said it the more I had to laugh 😭😭😭

  • @dhskinny3
    @dhskinny3 6 лет назад +37

    The book of jobs joke was epic. Lol

  • @EbonynoIvory
    @EbonynoIvory 6 лет назад +370

    Everybody is on lunch break for dad jokes 😂the room is always dead silent it's kinda sad 😂

    • @alejandrofigueroa2431
      @alejandrofigueroa2431 6 лет назад

      Ebony Daniels Well, @ least Patrick Cloud stayed 2 hear Dad Jokes.

    • @jzylew
      @jzylew 5 лет назад

      Its harder not to laugh when other people are reacting too.... maybe they stayed out for an equal match?

  • @tisjoanna5647
    @tisjoanna5647 6 лет назад +25

    the one with moses and snoop omg 😂

  • @emiliopzcr
    @emiliopzcr 6 лет назад +219

    the joke of the time should be a little before Eve, c'mon guys

    • @TheStoryOfus
      @TheStoryOfus 4 года назад +11

      emiliopzcr ...That’s was I was thinking too

    • @haroldfrets1268
      @haroldfrets1268 4 года назад +3

      Actually he was before and after, lol

    • @naomi6372
      @naomi6372 4 года назад +2

      Marissa coz God put him to sleep to make Eve

    • @josephclegg3562
      @josephclegg3562 4 года назад

      I think he said it wrong.

  • @rafakingston
    @rafakingston 6 лет назад +113

    "As long as he was able"

  • @yankem1354
    @yankem1354 6 лет назад +69

    Dad jokes ft Deadpool and Thanos. Make 👏it👏 happen👏 ADD !!

  • @cherishtheday2223
    @cherishtheday2223 5 лет назад +11

    “As long as he is Abel” the first Dad Jokes punchline I guessed correctly 😭

  • @tutugoode22
    @tutugoode22 6 лет назад +91

    Where's KevOnStage? We need his laughter in the background.

  • @stormalexa8817
    @stormalexa8817 4 года назад +6

    I love how Jor El just kept repeating the Hebrews joke until his opponent broke. 😂 This came up as a RUclips suggestion and I’m glad ‘cause it was great

  • @indya3327
    @indya3327 6 лет назад +192

    Where's background kev and pat??

    • @cultrice6869
      @cultrice6869 6 лет назад +6

      Indya 1:11

    • @indya3327
      @indya3327 6 лет назад +13

      Cultrice oh damn I missed that. Then they really just didn't find this funny lmao

    • @thatoneperson6594
      @thatoneperson6594 5 лет назад

      My leg

  • @xBigD527x
    @xBigD527x 6 лет назад +68

    Shouldn't it be a little before Eve?

  • @jadenclark7437
    @jadenclark7437 4 года назад +9

    3:32 the answer should‘ve been „a Christ-ler“😂

  • @christianlovely1500
    @christianlovely1500 5 лет назад +4

    The Cain and Abel joke was phenomenal. I'm in tears of amazement!

  • @dj4rmbama
    @dj4rmbama 6 лет назад +76

    I grew up in church and i understood all of these jokes 😂😂

    • @durrtywater3918
      @durrtywater3918 6 лет назад +2

      dj4rmbama I didn't, and I understood all these jokes too

    • @rea-annagraham1747
      @rea-annagraham1747 5 лет назад +1

      Me too sister I understood all of them

  • @corazonbeso
    @corazonbeso 6 лет назад +201

    Do more church jokes ones!!

    • @sairaailia8691
      @sairaailia8691 6 лет назад +4

      @Kelli Smith I'm a Muslim girl, and I prefer Church jokes over Dad jokes. Sometimes Dad jokes can get dirty.

    • @mrsbrownsugarsweetz
      @mrsbrownsugarsweetz 4 года назад +2

      Kelli Smith yessssss, I laughed at those more than the others

    • @yahci7722
      @yahci7722 4 года назад +2

      Right!! I wish I could “like” your comment multiple times so that maybe they’ll get the hint 😉

    • @lewis3853
      @lewis3853 4 года назад

      I agree. I think they’re funnier, or at least wittier. The dad jokes sometime lean too much in how dirty they can be.

  • @alexn.2901
    @alexn.2901 6 лет назад +258

    You know you're sinful when you don't get the jokes

    • @CRJII
      @CRJII 6 лет назад +8

      Or just not a Christian 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @lucaswinsor4469
      @lucaswinsor4469 6 лет назад +14

      Most of the jokes here are easily understood just from a little exposure.

    • @1SouthernGirl08
      @1SouthernGirl08 6 лет назад +6

      Lucas Winsor right. Like the mouse and cheesus or no chick fil a on Sunday. Very common stuff. Easy to understand.

    • @0rang91l4
      @0rang91l4 5 лет назад +6

      Alex N. I don't cause English is not my mother language

    • @drewmiller8825
      @drewmiller8825 5 лет назад

      Right 😂

  • @BIadelores
    @BIadelores 6 лет назад +23

    What do you call a pastor who's a coward?
    a church's chicken

  • @timothyn4699
    @timothyn4699 4 года назад +31

    What's Father God's favorite musical chord?
    Gsus

  • @Ahmvedy
    @Ahmvedy 6 лет назад +145

    HEBREWS IT lol

  • @yaboileonard2866
    @yaboileonard2866 4 года назад +6

    4:03 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY

  • @jonwright585
    @jonwright585 4 года назад +15

    What is Jesus favorite breakfast food?
    Eggs with an easy yolk

    • @yahci7722
      @yahci7722 4 года назад

      Jon Wright 😁 I like that one ☝🏾 but maybe it could be ...how did Jesus like his eggs? .. easy yoke

  • @pisketti
    @pisketti 6 лет назад +20

    I thought for the last one he was gonna say “holy grounds” Lol

    • @lucaswinsor4469
      @lucaswinsor4469 6 лет назад +3

      nah, that's what he uses.
      then hebrews them

  • @NomadiqGentz
    @NomadiqGentz 6 лет назад +2

    As soon as he said "Moses and snoop dogg" y'all knew it was going to be a burning bush joke. 😂

  • @carlottahill18ify
    @carlottahill18ify 6 лет назад +62

    I love these...can yall do one with Chadwick Boseman or Micheal B Jordan 😍🤩😍🤩

  • @DepressionTalks1
    @DepressionTalks1 6 лет назад +35

    Too funny! Love the joke series!

  • @knowthetruththetruthshalls6135
    @knowthetruththetruthshalls6135 6 лет назад +6

    These jokes were so old, yet still funny😂

  • @QueenKillu
    @QueenKillu 6 лет назад +27

    "What does Moses and Snoop have in common"
    *thinks about Snoop playing as Moses in 'Epic Rap Battles of History'*

  • @sasasekulic8001
    @sasasekulic8001 6 лет назад +216

    do a dad jokes with hodget twins

    • @aeriellerobinson418
      @aeriellerobinson418 6 лет назад +22

      Sasa Sekulic that would be a funny ass episode

    • @maoj1992
      @maoj1992 6 лет назад +24

      Imagine a Roast Me show with the hodgetwins

    • @jayrod9183
      @jayrod9183 6 лет назад +14

      Best suggestion I've seen

    • @WhyUGotStretchPants
      @WhyUGotStretchPants 6 лет назад +3

      Yas! Let's get this comment to the top so they can see it!

    • @_juanyaed4678
      @_juanyaed4678 6 лет назад +4

      Someone get the hodgetwins there

  • @lindseyhussey6450
    @lindseyhussey6450 3 года назад

    I was already done when they said “blessed” and “highly favored” at the beginning lol

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    @Alldef 6 лет назад

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  • @YTU1116
    @YTU1116 5 лет назад

    This was the best one so far

  • @sharae5387
    @sharae5387 6 лет назад

    Thoroughly enjoyed this.

  • @HaloMashups
    @HaloMashups 4 года назад

    This is awesome!! 👏

  • @naturalfay2798
    @naturalfay2798 4 года назад

    That last jokes have me cracking up!! I have heard it a thousand time but the way he did it make me crack up!! I repeat it over 6 times!!

  • @snoleygames
    @snoleygames 6 лет назад

    I like this one! Thanks.

  • @StrongnBeautiful
    @StrongnBeautiful 4 года назад

    These were good. This is my whole Thanksgiving conversation. 😂😇👍

  • @davegorman9822
    @davegorman9822 3 года назад

    That was great !!!

  • @isaacdelorbe3172
    @isaacdelorbe3172 6 лет назад

    Yeeeeees ! More of this please

  • @puppidejong2789
    @puppidejong2789 4 года назад

    Fantastic!!!

  • @HeavenlyBassline
    @HeavenlyBassline 5 лет назад +2

    😂😂😂😂 loooool just found this channel this is mad haha

  • @TieraOwens
    @TieraOwens 6 лет назад

    The "One Accord" one got me! LOL

  • @multifariousgemini
    @multifariousgemini 5 лет назад

    So creative!! 😄

  • @davidvysin7967
    @davidvysin7967 6 лет назад

    This is the best battle of jokes in the history of humor.

  • @drewmiller8825
    @drewmiller8825 5 лет назад

    I love this so much 😂

  • @UncleNath
    @UncleNath 3 года назад

    These are fun. we want more.

  • @anniasbailey7079
    @anniasbailey7079 6 лет назад +1

    1:10 pats laugh is the best thing ever 🤣

  • @rach.cartier
    @rach.cartier 4 года назад

    This was hilarious!!😂😂😂

  • @BesomeTV
    @BesomeTV 4 года назад

    That was awesome, Cheesus omg

  • @jessicaw.4344
    @jessicaw.4344 4 года назад +1

    0:52 I thought he was going to say “holy-tosis” like instead of “halitosis!” LOL

  • @antoniojesusdiazmartinez3267
    @antoniojesusdiazmartinez3267 2 года назад

    Probably the most serious All Def's Dad Jokes episode EVER

  • @NikhilAdiga
    @NikhilAdiga 6 лет назад +16

    U should get Dwayne Johnson and Kevin hart do this

  • @piqueny8872
    @piqueny8872 6 лет назад +1

    Dude telling jokes like it's a death threat, dem eyes mysterous

  • @dotcom3640
    @dotcom3640 6 лет назад +5

    Cheesus Christ this hilarious 😂

  • @juliyagee4545
    @juliyagee4545 6 лет назад

    Love this! Go head Jor’el.

  • @s.vidhyardhsingh3881
    @s.vidhyardhsingh3881 2 года назад

    1:53 you mean a little before Eve!!! 🤣😂😜

  • @Gfhmike
    @Gfhmike 6 лет назад +1

    That second joke was fire 😂😂

  • @SamH980
    @SamH980 6 лет назад +220

    "What time was Adam born? A little after Eve". Dude, you don't even need to have owned a bible to know Adam was created first... -.-

    • @untamedbanana3794
      @untamedbanana3794 6 лет назад +13

      He said around what time of day? So technically it could still be correct 🙄

    • @MahalaniM
      @MahalaniM 6 лет назад +66

      He probably meant to say a little before Eve.

    • @WhyUGotStretchPants
      @WhyUGotStretchPants 6 лет назад +38

      It's a joke...

    • @zeroskaterz92
      @zeroskaterz92 6 лет назад +8

      Swooooshhh there goes the joke

    • @fe1tan695
      @fe1tan695 5 лет назад +5

      Its a joke

  • @co0l
    @co0l 4 года назад +1

    And yeah i laughed. Very lovely

  • @clAssIcAllymINdless
    @clAssIcAllymINdless 6 лет назад +4

    This one was actually funny

  • @SteezoENT
    @SteezoENT 4 года назад

    Lol, this was actually a good one. Need a rematch with these two

  • @Krazyful20
    @Krazyful20 6 лет назад

    that coffee joke gets me every time

  • @shanieg7031
    @shanieg7031 4 года назад +1

    I love this lol. Great video ☺😉😂😂 Praise God

  • @johannakanae241
    @johannakanae241 5 лет назад +1

    Omg I’m dead, so funny!

  • @matthewwilliams3189
    @matthewwilliams3189 3 года назад

    These were good

  • @marielsamson2083
    @marielsamson2083 6 лет назад +6

    They dragging it lmaoo they forcing to laugh

  • @meejoohwang8494
    @meejoohwang8494 4 года назад

    I laughed at almost all of these jokes...I definitely would lose this game 😂

  • @rjTid
    @rjTid 6 лет назад

    i cracked up so hard at the burning bush xD

  • @roncash5311
    @roncash5311 6 лет назад +20

    Was dude named after Superman's dad 😂?

  • @loh8104
    @loh8104 4 года назад

    This was lovely. Amen.

  • @bosswomantt
    @bosswomantt 4 года назад

    Love this...💙💜💚

  • @BethelMakoni
    @BethelMakoni 4 года назад

    Lmho this was sooo funny 😂😂 that Snoop joke though 😂😅

  • @QueenZsWorld
    @QueenZsWorld 5 лет назад

    you had me at "church edition pt 2"

  • @ScoobyDooDoo415
    @ScoobyDooDoo415 4 года назад

    Now this one was good!!!¡

  • @specialK17100
    @specialK17100 4 года назад

    Ok the homeless joke got me🤣🤣

  • @65sooora
    @65sooora 3 года назад

    Bruhhhh if these guys hit each other hard enough, they can merge into CP 😂😂😂😂

  • @demetriusdougar4129
    @demetriusdougar4129 4 года назад

    German shepherd.. Dude that was funny. So funny that I'm going to use that one when I get home.

  • @ClarifyingChrist
    @ClarifyingChrist 4 года назад

    bahahaha! Not sure what's better....The jokes or the reactions.

  • @kymmoran4322
    @kymmoran4322 6 лет назад +2

    How does Moses make his coffee?
    Hebrews it. 😂😂😭😭

  • @kolio4917
    @kolio4917 4 года назад

    The beginning..... How are ya bro....I'm blessed...I'm highly favoured..... My cup overflows....

  • @NukuDoo09
    @NukuDoo09 2 года назад

    They should have taken this one from another episode:
    What do you call a Marathon for pastors?
    A Rev. Run 😂😂😂

  • @mrsbrownsugarsweetz
    @mrsbrownsugarsweetz 4 года назад

    Chesus joke was hilarious!!!! Do another one like this. I actually laughed!!!!

  • @johnnydelatorre5766
    @johnnydelatorre5766 4 года назад +1

    Me on here stealing jokes to say on Sunday 😁 lol

  • @bhagavad-gitakarma1604
    @bhagavad-gitakarma1604 3 года назад

    4:09 I already knew this one 😂

  • @queenprincesslibrasiahhugh5193
    @queenprincesslibrasiahhugh5193 4 года назад

    Finally.i have a real channel to watch and feel good

  • @MJDHX
    @MJDHX 5 лет назад

    I laughed all 3 times he said "Hebrews it" LOL

  • @ariellastrawberry
    @ariellastrawberry 6 лет назад

    Jor'el and his impersonations are hilarious

  • @theonorville1257
    @theonorville1257 6 лет назад

    I enjoyed this thanks @add

  • @Reggie4617
    @Reggie4617 3 года назад +1

    Watched from Tuscaloosa Alabama ✊🏾🤣