Dangit I could have sworn the answer to "what type of car do all of the disciples ride in" was gonna be ... A CONVERTABLE. 😂 Like come on man 😂😂 They converting people all over the dang place
I love how Jor El just kept repeating the Hebrews joke until his opponent broke. 😂 This came up as a RUclips suggestion and I’m glad ‘cause it was great
Jesus is being crucified on the cross and he is being guarded by a Roman soldier. Jesus calls out "Peter, Peter... I have something important to tell you... Come closer..." So Peter tries to get closer to the cross but the soldier gets out his sword and cuts Peter's arm off. But Jesus keeps saying "Peter, Peter... I have something important to tell you..." so he tries again, but this time the soldier cuts Peter's leg off. Jesus says it again and this time, the soldier says to Peter, "I admire your dedication, you can go ahead and speak to Jesus." So Peter somehow makes his way to the cross and says "Yes, what is it Lord?" And Jesus says, "Peter, my child... I can see your house from here!"
f'real they need to stop that stupid dance battle shit and bring back the most important part of this channel, ain't nobody trynna watch doboy belly flop
1:54 I think it should be “a little before eve”
yep
I was thinking that too lol
Me three
Agreed.
Yup
“He brews it.”
“He brews it.” “He BREWS it.”
He really believed in that one 🤣🤣
You missed the opportunity to say the disciples road in a “CHRISTler”
A Christler 200 and 44,000
I thought he was gonna say Crown VIC
@Jose Trevino crown victorious lol!
Nicholas Anderson That’s what I thought it would be.
No, because Jesus was riding separately, and He was the one in the "CHRISTler".
"What's the name of the dating site for people with a lisp?"
"Faithbook" 😂
Joshua hey
How Many Mexicans does it take to Change a Light Bulb?..
Just Juan. Btw i got Hispanics in my Family I am not Racist
😆😆
Where is Kev? I need his background laughter😂😂😱lol.
Ahsha Dingle I had taken my kids to see Avengers. 😫😫😫
KevOnStage Bro... I cried when your hairline faded away 😭
Syracuse FTW 😂
Took his kids out cause he knew this would be lame as shit
Yes! Especially on this one!
The funny thing is some preachers do be saying "Cheesus".
It really do be like that
Like the comment if you read it with an accent to it
Lol
In songs and everything lol
If you need a boat i Noah guy
AZO16 why didn’t the people play cards on the ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck
@@kennithbrown4036 And plus there were a couple of cheetahs wanting to play
Someone get this man on the show !!!
🙏🏼😂
😆😆
What do you call a christian when he skips church?
Christian Bale
😂😂😂
HA!!
what do you call batman*
LMBO
A backslider
Dangit I could have sworn the answer to "what type of car do all of the disciples ride in" was gonna be ... A CONVERTABLE. 😂 Like come on man 😂😂 They converting people all over the dang place
Lol! Good option!
This is funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christler
Then how about a Chrysler Convertible?
Anni K. Yes!
Kev is shaking his head in the corner trying to find a scripture for this lol
Where's background kev and pat??
Indya 1:11
Cultrice oh damn I missed that. Then they really just didn't find this funny lmao
My leg
Shouldn't it be a little before Eve?
Where's KevOnStage? We need his laughter in the background.
the joke of the time should be a little before Eve, c'mon guys
emiliopzcr ...That’s was I was thinking too
Actually he was before and after, lol
Marissa coz God put him to sleep to make Eve
I think he said it wrong.
Everybody is on lunch break for dad jokes 😂the room is always dead silent it's kinda sad 😂
Ebony Daniels Well, @ least Patrick Cloud stayed 2 hear Dad Jokes.
Its harder not to laugh when other people are reacting too.... maybe they stayed out for an equal match?
”Hebrews it...Hebrews it...Hebrews” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
He brews it.....HE brews it.......Hebrews it. The more he said it the more I had to laugh 😭😭😭
"As long as he was able"
😁😂👏
I'm reusing this one. 😂
Do more church jokes ones!!
@Kelli Smith I'm a Muslim girl, and I prefer Church jokes over Dad jokes. Sometimes Dad jokes can get dirty.
Kelli Smith yessssss, I laughed at those more than the others
Right!! I wish I could “like” your comment multiple times so that maybe they’ll get the hint 😉
I agree. I think they’re funnier, or at least wittier. The dad jokes sometime lean too much in how dirty they can be.
I grew up in church and i understood all of these jokes 😂😂
dj4rmbama I didn't, and I understood all these jokes too
Me too sister I understood all of them
The book of jobs joke was epic. Lol
The Cain and Abel joke was phenomenal. I'm in tears of amazement!
Dad jokes ft Deadpool and Thanos. Make 👏it👏 happen👏 ADD !!
Yank Em I second this.
Amen!!
No
You know you're sinful when you don't get the jokes
Or just not a Christian 🤷🏾♂️
Most of the jokes here are easily understood just from a little exposure.
Lucas Winsor right. Like the mouse and cheesus or no chick fil a on Sunday. Very common stuff. Easy to understand.
Alex N. I don't cause English is not my mother language
Right 😂
I love how Jor El just kept repeating the Hebrews joke until his opponent broke. 😂 This came up as a RUclips suggestion and I’m glad ‘cause it was great
“As long as he is Abel” the first Dad Jokes punchline I guessed correctly 😭
LolaLivesHere me too
"What time was Adam born? A little after Eve". Dude, you don't even need to have owned a bible to know Adam was created first... -.-
He said around what time of day? So technically it could still be correct 🙄
He probably meant to say a little before Eve.
It's a joke...
Swooooshhh there goes the joke
Its a joke
the one with moses and snoop omg 😂
do a dad jokes with hodget twins
Sasa Sekulic that would be a funny ass episode
Imagine a Roast Me show with the hodgetwins
Best suggestion I've seen
Yas! Let's get this comment to the top so they can see it!
Someone get the hodgetwins there
What's Father God's favorite musical chord?
Gsus
Timothy N this is amazing 😂
I love these...can yall do one with Chadwick Boseman or Micheal B Jordan 😍🤩😍🤩
Caro Dzidzonu facts
3:32 the answer should‘ve been „a Christ-ler“😂
HEBREWS IT lol
Third times the charm!!!
University of Delaware???
"What does Moses and Snoop have in common"
*thinks about Snoop playing as Moses in 'Epic Rap Battles of History'*
Same! 🤣🤣
I was looking for this.
I thought for the last one he was gonna say “holy grounds” Lol
nah, that's what he uses.
then hebrews them
What is Jesus favorite breakfast food?
Eggs with an easy yolk
Jon Wright 😁 I like that one ☝🏾 but maybe it could be ...how did Jesus like his eggs? .. easy yoke
These jokes were so old, yet still funny😂
What do you call a pastor who's a coward?
a church's chicken
As soon as he said "Moses and snoop dogg" y'all knew it was going to be a burning bush joke. 😂
I was already done when they said “blessed” and “highly favored” at the beginning lol
Was dude named after Superman's dad 😂?
Ron Cash yes he is
Too funny! Love the joke series!
Probably the most serious All Def's Dad Jokes episode EVER
That last jokes have me cracking up!! I have heard it a thousand time but the way he did it make me crack up!! I repeat it over 6 times!!
4:03 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY
This is the best battle of jokes in the history of humor.
U should get Dwayne Johnson and Kevin hart do this
That second joke was fire 😂😂
but was it the burning bush?
Okay okay I got one..
What is Jesus’ favorite movie?
Godzilla.
What did Jesus like to solve on math?
cross-multiplying
Lol idk
Jesus is being crucified on the cross and he is being guarded by a Roman soldier.
Jesus calls out "Peter, Peter... I have something important to tell you... Come closer..."
So Peter tries to get closer to the cross but the soldier gets out his sword and cuts Peter's arm off.
But Jesus keeps saying "Peter, Peter... I have something important to tell you..." so he tries again, but this time the soldier cuts Peter's leg off.
Jesus says it again and this time, the soldier says to Peter, "I admire your dedication, you can go ahead and speak to Jesus."
So Peter somehow makes his way to the cross and says "Yes, what is it Lord?"
And Jesus says, "Peter, my child... I can see your house from here!"
Cuuuute
😂😂😂😂 loooool just found this channel this is mad haha
0:52 I thought he was going to say “holy-tosis” like instead of “halitosis!” LOL
Dude telling jokes like it's a death threat, dem eyes mysterous
What nerd named their son Joe-El??? Lmao I love it
These were good. This is my whole Thanksgiving conversation. 😂😇👍
Its just funny how the "stoned stories" add pop up on the christian jokes video 😭
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it. 😂😂😭😭
This was the best one so far
P. Cloud ! the deepest jokes on here are church jokes them boys need to be back talkin about everything/anything else. Brilliant, Encore!
Thoroughly enjoyed this.
1:10 pats laugh is the best thing ever 🤣
They should have taken this one from another episode:
What do you call a Marathon for pastors?
A Rev. Run 😂😂😂
Cheesus Christ this hilarious 😂
Lol, this was actually a good one. Need a rematch with these two
This one was actually funny
German shepherd.. Dude that was funny. So funny that I'm going to use that one when I get home.
Watched from Tuscaloosa Alabama ✊🏾🤣
Finally.i have a real channel to watch and feel good
The "One Accord" one got me! LOL
They dragging it lmaoo they forcing to laugh
The Moses coffee joke should have went... “Who makes Moses’ coffee?” And the punch line “HEbrews it” lol
1:53 you mean a little before Eve!!! 🤣😂😜
Me on here stealing jokes to say on Sunday 😁 lol
Kev where are you 🤔🤔 lol this was funny no doubt but Kev woulda put the icing on the cake lol
I laughed at almost all of these jokes...I definitely would lose this game 😂
wait.. a little before Eve.
As long as he was Abel. Nice
Bruhhhh if these guys hit each other hard enough, they can merge into CP 😂😂😂😂
I'm having a tough time determining whether Jor El Quinn is the name of a Star Wars character or a relative of Superman
Chesus joke was hilarious!!!! Do another one like this. I actually laughed!!!!
that coffee joke gets me every time
I love this lol. Great video ☺😉😂😂 Praise God
The beginning..... How are ya bro....I'm blessed...I'm highly favoured..... My cup overflows....
Buddy with the “one accord” joke was cheated his point. The other guy chuckled at the question. .
This is awesome!! 👏
i cracked up so hard at the burning bush xD
These are fun. we want more.
So creative!! 😄
Omg I’m dead, so funny!
When he said "Let that one go" I said "And Jesus said LET MY PEOPLE GO"😂 I'm done with myself
I like this one! Thanks.
Ok the homeless joke got me🤣🤣
Thanks,Now I want Chic Fil A...and it’s Sunday😲😂🤣😂
WHERE IS ROAST ME?
SZ i have been waiting for that for a while
f'real they need to stop that stupid dance battle shit and bring back the most important part of this channel, ain't nobody trynna watch doboy belly flop
I think they said it's coming back in August... but i could be dead wrong too lol
It's coming back, but you have to pay $3.99 for the season. Pat said sponsors won't touch it.
He brews it...he brews it (wait for it)...he brews it - [opponent bursts!]
That was great !!!
Yeeeeees ! More of this please
Snoop dog plays Moses in epic rap battles of history
Busted ❤️
And yeah i laughed. Very lovely
Absolutely no one:
Ron: I’m lactose intolerant
bahahaha! Not sure what's better....The jokes or the reactions.
Janet, I too read the amazing Benefits of laughter from Amazon books