This person is clearly not from Florida. In real Florida, we would've won, we have a top-secret class in school that teaches u how to survive alligator and snake attacks.
Yeah, like I played Persona 4 (Golden) and it takes place in a small town in Japan and none of the characters (expect maybe Kanji to an extent) had southern accents. I mean I’m not the best at knowing accents from Japan, but I’m pretty sure there are southern accents. Actually, Ryuji from Persona 5 (Royal) had more of a southern accent and he was from Tokyo.
as a florida woman this does end up happening very often to all of my cousins/boyfriends, i end up having to fight off the alligators if they dont live.. very exhausting 🤦♀🤦♀
I fell asleep within the first 3 seconds. This is the most soothing audio I have ever heard in my life. I would 100% recommend for anyone else who has trouble sleeping.😊
Thank you so much Carlos Ivan. This video made me sleep like a baby. Especially when you said "there's a damn gator in the pool!" I fell asleep immidiately. Thank you for your service, Carlos.
Thank you for uploading this ASMR. It really helps me when I can’t sleep. It also helps when I’m stressed out with exams for school. I recommend this ASMR to those who are stressed or can’t sleep. My favorite part is 0:44 since the sounds are calming. Thank you for uploading this video, I really appreciate it❤
as a florida man, this is entirely inaccurate. he'd be too fucked up on crack to feel any of this and would simply kill it with his expensive knife that he stole
As an born-raised-and gonna die here Floridian, allow me to explain. This gentleman clearly forgot to smoke his meth and follow up with a healthy 3/4 bottle of rum before engaging the offending creature. Had he done so, he would have unlocked the latent power of his Florida genes, allowing him to converse with the gator in its natural tongue. In this manner he could have politely asked the gator to vacate his property before resorting to violence. Sadly, this death was easily preventable if he had just applied the proper mixture of mind-altering chemicals. I myself have conversated with many gators, about a variety of subjects including: - The locations of the best fishing spots - Where it's safest to cross highways and golf courses - Which species of domestic dog is easiest to catch when owners let them get too close to the water Please like and share this comment so terrible misunderstandings like these can be prevented. Only professionals should handle alligators, but with methamphetamimes, YOU can be that professional. Prayers up 🙌
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LMFAOOOO not the cousin 😭 rip 🐊
Family Over Everything
@@CarlosIvanYT😭😭😭
@@mynglostwhatever._.
“Cousins do taste the sweetest” NAHHHH 💀
I LAUGHED SO HARD IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY HAJAAGAJAGAHA
Only in Florida
@@notsaying7015The South*
Nah thats a georgia and alabama thing@@notsaying7015
SWEET HOME ALABAMA 🗣🗣💯💯💯💀💀💀
THE ACCENT IS KILLING ME 💀
What accent?
@@CarlosIvanYT i already forgot
How the hell am i the top comment
@@nexxgenesisur not, Yt js displays ur comment on top bc u posted it.
@@tediumluvs...i was the most liked comment when i sent that? 😭
This person is clearly not from Florida. In real Florida, we would've won, we have a top-secret class in school that teaches u how to survive alligator and snake attacks.
True, he was born in Missouri so he didn't get enrolled
well it's no longer a top secret I guess
@@CarlosIvanYT Damn gators always ruining family bonding time😤😤
@@CarlosIvanYT😂😂
Boy claims to be from Florida, birth certifcate says Alabama
THE SOUTHERN ACCENT WHEN I OPENED THE VIDEO KILLED ME TO DEATH AND THE "WELL SHIE*" OMG YOU NAILED IT
Thank you 😇
SAME BRO 😭
WDYM NAILED IT I HAVENT HEARD ONE FLORIDIAN SPEAK LIKE THIS
@@milyrockz NO SAME THO IM FLORIDIAN AND NOBODY TALKS LIKE THIS 💀. Maybe in the pan handle but idfk
@@sylentnote im from the panhandle and anyone here who talks like this is from georgia 😭😭
0:38 I love how he stops screaming for his life and lamenting to drop a random fact just to die immediately afterwards-
This is up there with the greats such as: “Clumsy boyfriend crashes cruise ship killing thousands”
If you haven't heard this one already, you should listen to "top student shits himself during speech" IT HAD ME ROLLING 💀💀💀
I CANT THE ACCENT😭😭
"I got his arm!!"
gator: *UNO REVERSE*
“Which is legal in Florida and 18 other states!” SENT ME ISTG
This is fantastic I feel asleep immediately
Happy to help
Real
I need a male character with this accent in anime 😭
FR
Yeah, like I played Persona 4 (Golden) and it takes place in a small town in Japan and none of the characters (expect maybe Kanji to an extent) had southern accents. I mean I’m not the best at knowing accents from Japan, but I’m pretty sure there are southern accents. Actually, Ryuji from Persona 5 (Royal) had more of a southern accent and he was from Tokyo.
In Yugioh GX Hassleberry sounds like this and I love it
On it!
Boothill from honkai star rail
This is the best one of the boyfriend asmrs I've seen omfg
Thank you vampirelady
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “cousins do taste the sweetest 😋😋” 😭😭😭
LMAO IT'S ALL THAT I COULD THINK ABOUT 😭😭😭
MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I HEARD THIS.
southern us
0:13 COUSIN?
What about it
fucking brilliant 10/10 slept like a baby
Baby’s wake up every 2 hours and start crying 😭
I DIED AT THE ACCENT BRO 😭😭😭💀💀
as someone who lives in florida i can confirm that this is my ideal boyfriend/cousin 😍i'd save him from the gator tho we would be happy
Family is everything
what di you mean
The drowning noises at the end killed me
And him
@@CarlosIvanYT NAHHH
@@CarlosIvanYTYOU MAKE HIM DIRTY WTH 💀
The accent and and ‘cousins do taste sweet’ is crazy💀
"which is legal in florida and 18 other states 😃"
Edit: y'know you kinda sound like Nagisa from 50% off... 🤨
“cousins do taste the sweetest” UH HELLO?
Hello
I fell asleep to his gurgling, thank you for this sleep aid!
😴
“Now baby don’t tell me there’s poop in the pool again,” AGAIN?!
as a florida woman this does end up happening very often to all of my cousins/boyfriends, i end up having to fight off the alligators if they dont live.. very exhausting 🤦♀🤦♀
Speaker: "Cousins do taste the sweetest."
Gator: "Cousins do taste the sweetest."
As someone from Florida, I can confirm that this happens every day (Joke)
this is a cinematic masterpiece
he lowkey kinda sounds like thugisa from 50% off
true
This is so unserious LMAO😭😭
I fell asleep within the first 3 seconds. This is the most soothing audio I have ever heard in my life. I would 100% recommend for anyone else who has trouble sleeping.😊
While people enjoy whimpering asmr, this is my favourite 😍❤❤❤
I’m all about creating experiences
What? Whimpering asmr? Daum people are weird
This is the best one yet 😍❤🥰
Thank you!
I play this on loop while sleeping
Can you imagine how big those logs must be for Florida boyfriend to confuse a whole ass gator in pool with a floating dump? Like damn... 😭
Yo this is so accurate it happened to me yesterday
I aimed for realism
I assume you are the gator?
@@Berserker3624Yeup the american accent adds flavor actually
@@soosoodu really? How does American taste, also do you take his clothes off like wrapper or do you leave them on?
Floridian here, this is entirely inaccurate. A true local would NEVER lose, this is child’s play
this cured my insomnia. thank you Carlos Ivan.
“ BABY NOW DONT ELL ME THERES POOPE IN THE POOL AGAIN “ got me dead 💀
AGAIN!!
“ dares a dam gater in da pool “ HAD ME DIYING 💀💀
MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING 😭
0:37 feels like an ad or an infomercial 😂
“hAurLy sHeiT, dErz a dAyUm gAdEr in dE pOoAl🤠” LMFAOOO
"We were supposed to get married in front of our grandpa" nawwwh ☠im so done
NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT THE POOP IN THE POOL 😭😭 Also i just love how it says "sleep aid" and he's talking at full volume 😭😭
😭cousin is crazy
Was looking for this comment 😭
“Baby please tell me that’s not poop in the pool again 🤠😒”
WHY WAS THERE POOP IN THERE BEFORE!?😭
4th of July was crazy
@@CarlosIvanYTFYM “the 4th of July” WHAT HAPPENED?! 😭
They need to put this recording in a card and sell it as a joke at airport gift shops in Florida.
That would be GREAT
“HOLLLEYYYY SHEET!! THERES A DAM GATUH IN THE POOL” this accent 😭😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾
Really love the cousin wife just stood there not helping
He is so calm about this, which is pretty normal for Florida
Amazing I passed out cold on my bed listening to this ❗️❗️
"Theres a damn gator in the pool"
*Kissing sound*
"Mhm. Cousins do taste the sweetest!"
the cicadas is the most accurate part
This audio cured my insomnia, listening to this has become part of my daily sleep routine. 10/10 highly recommend 😇
Just the title alone had me dyingggggggg
Ah yes...such a peaceful asmr for studying...
Such inspiring and captivating ASMR.
Thank you so much Carlos Ivan. This video made me sleep like a baby. Especially when you said "there's a damn gator in the pool!" I fell asleep immidiately. Thank you for your service, Carlos.
I live to serve!
best asmr it help me sleep love it
I love listening to this while I sleep😍🥰 It’s just like as if he is cutely whispering in my ear🌸🍄🍡🎀😖😖😖
THE ACCENT IM CACJKJNG
Hehe
No sabia que necesitaba esto, ahora no puedo vivir sin este video
As a floridian, i know this is very untrue... We would've won
As a Floridian I can confirm this is 100% what happens to 90% of my boyfriends
Rough luck :(
thi shelped me fall as,eep and writeb omplete noveks and oems thank u u deserve more views
Happy to help sleepers everywhere
@@CarlosIvanYT 🥰
Now this is what I call quality ASMR
this video was hilarious! could you act out the sugar free haribo gummy bear reviews
An interesting concept…
"Cousins do taste the sweetest" UMM WHAT
Sleep aid 😭😭😭😭😭
Thank you for uploading this ASMR. It really helps me when I can’t sleep. It also helps when I’m stressed out with exams for school. I recommend this ASMR to those who are stressed or can’t sleep. My favorite part is 0:44 since the sounds are calming. Thank you for uploading this video, I really appreciate it❤
"GAYTER."
DAYUM GAYTER
as a floridan i can confirm that this happens frequently
Wait are they actually cousins?😰😰😰😰
🤷🏻♂️
I’m a Floridian and there’s a lake where I walk my dog with a gator I named babygirl and he lunges at me sometimes but it’s okay once he chased me
watch in 2x
I haven’t slept in 3 days and this really helped thank you ☺️
BRO 😭💀
英語勉強中なのでわからないところもあったけど、南部訛りとアリゲーターで無限に笑える フロリダは言語の壁を越える
Thank you!
NOT WRIO-THE SLAY FIGHTING AN ALLIGATOR IM DYINGGG
fell asleep very quickly listening to this
Hooray
This made me so relaxed, best sleep asmr so far 😌
This is the material I stay up late at night for! 😂❤️
as a florida man, this is entirely inaccurate. he'd be too fucked up on crack to feel any of this and would simply kill it with his expensive knife that he stole
0:00 “Baby now don’t tell me there’s ✨poop in the pool again✨” LMFAO
Not the first time
As a Floridian.. this is..
I'm crying its so beautiful..
(not the poop in the pool)
"Married by OUR grandpa." So they're cousins?
As an born-raised-and gonna die here Floridian, allow me to explain.
This gentleman clearly forgot to smoke his meth and follow up with a healthy 3/4 bottle of rum before engaging the offending creature. Had he done so, he would have unlocked the latent power of his Florida genes, allowing him to converse with the gator in its natural tongue. In this manner he could have politely asked the gator to vacate his property before resorting to violence. Sadly, this death was easily preventable if he had just applied the proper mixture of mind-altering chemicals.
I myself have conversated with many gators, about a variety of subjects including:
- The locations of the best fishing spots
- Where it's safest to cross highways and golf courses
- Which species of domestic dog is easiest to catch when owners let them get too close to the water
Please like and share this comment so terrible misunderstandings like these can be prevented. Only professionals should handle alligators, but with methamphetamimes, YOU can be that professional. Prayers up 🙌
in florida this is just as simple as going outside and listening
as a Floridian i can confirm that this is just my neighbor steven on a normal afternoon.
and also why does the anime dude look like my cousin😨😨😨😨
Hmmm
Somehow this is still better than the current day family guy cutaways
If you got a connect to family guy lmk
@@CarlosIvanYT I will broski
It will be an update for sure :>
I like how it sounds like play fighting to him. Average Florida man attitude😂
Just a regular Tuesday
Aint this that one guy from paradise PD 💀
After seeing something completely inequivalent to this, then finding this. I’m glad I found this.
THE PIC VS THE ACCENT HAS ME CACKLING LMFAOOAOAOA 😭✋
Does it not match?
10/10 I slept like a baby listening to this.😂
Sleep tight :)
Best fucking audio ever
Thank you!
as a Floridian this could NOT be more accurate
Thank you!
The first 15 seconds of this video gave me WHIPLASH LEFT AND RIGHT
Best asmr I've ever heard ✨✨
Thank you!