'South Park Susan' appears before a judge
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- Опубликовано: 23 сен 2024
- Susan Westwood was caught on video harassing two African American women in a South Park parking lot. She called police, and was charged with misuse of the 911 system. Wednesday, she appeared in court for the first time.
“I’m white and I’m hot”, she forgot to mention she’s delusional.
She’s quite trashy. I can’t see anything beyond her big mouth. The black ladies she harassed look classy and attractive.
I was about to say the same thing. I was like “well she’s white but that’s about it....”
and not so hot.....
🤣🤣🤣
She must have meant that she was wearing too many layers, or that she was experiencing menopause’s hot flashes, because that woman is u-g-l-y.
She lost her job, her appartment, gained a legal history, got mandatory group civility treatment and end up with a reputation she deserved .
Karma so well deserved.
I Have to say again I LOVE cameras On Phones It is getting some of the ""Nicest"" { Sarcasm} people what they deserve!!!
Seriously? That she lost her job and apartment? Oh wow! Thank you karma!😁
Satisfying news! Hope that ugly hag continues to suffer!
@@migsestrella5188 I agree. Love watching them Lose thier Job and cry I lost everything I'm Not a racist sure sure a Hole Move along..
And that’s still not enough
"Leave me alone please"..... you mean like you left those two black women who were minding their own business alone??
@@4gma59 I've seen the entire video of her interaction. Google it.
4gma59 Huh? That makes no sense. The video is clear. This woman is a drunk who harassed those two women. Why is it that people want to play devil’s advocate only when it’s a white person acting foolish?
4gma59 caught on video and you still defend her? I guess you understand corner store Carolyn too?
I guess 4gma59 left the section. His thinking... ‘Oh, there must’ve been some footage off camera to make her act like that?’
She’s drunk and acting belligerent. Anyone can see that. 🤦🏽♀️
I’m about as white as it gets it’s a good thing I wasn’t watching this shit. Court would have been the least of her problems. I despise racism of any kind.
The fact she giggled about three murders at the end of this makes me feel pretty comfortable adding “psychopath” right next to “racist” when describing her.
The fact that she said “Stop harassing me” to the cameras but she was just doing this. The irony 😂😂
I love when that happens 🤭 they get what they deserve
As a non-white in the US, I stay away from communicating with white people all together, which is sad. I use to have great respect for white people and what they have done to the world, but not recently.
They should have repeated back to her, what she told those two women when she was harassing them including "I'm white and haaawt."
@@uilnosaj Well you stay safe.
@@uilnosaj so you stay in an echo chamber? You should look in to Daryl Davis and take some notes. For the sake of our planet’s future I sincerely hope you aren’t raising children with that racist mindset.
“Leave me alone please!” That’s what those sisters felt that night.
She's entirely lacking in empathy for others (like all narcissists) but expects others to treat her with respect. Ugh, she's vile and embarrassing.
@@stephanier6783 couldn’t have said it better myself
@@Lovinia1 appreciate your kind words
Those sisters need to get lives, showing up at the hearing. Don’t they have jobs ?
@@SnowWhiteTheU2 lmao Susan those two women can do whatever they want. Why are you pissy about it? And why do you and the Karen in the video actually think you have any say in people's lives? Why are you bothered by black women just living? What makes you think its your place to police and dictate what black people do?
“She didn’t want to talk to us but she did a lot of talking on their camera though. The news is savage. Lmao
:) Indeed haha
Lol
The news ARE* savage
@@GFlagalv _lol he was right. It would only make sense to use “are” if he said “The news people are savage.”_
@@TheBlairWenchProject lol thank you so much. Makes sense.
“Leave me alone”
Now you know how harassment feels
They always want to be left alone after they commit their shenanigans.
The white privilege
Shenanigans?....looks more like hijinks or quite possibly tomfoolery.
🤣🤣🤣
@@Wrexxxx - thank you for making me LOL 😂
Totally! They always want to be left alone to harass more black folks.
When she said I'm white I'm hot. Then showed her mugshot, I cried laughing. That took me out.
miybre white and hot?! And the guys in here town must be white and drunk.
Right???🤣🤣🤣
Omg she’s horrible looking.
Hot 😭😭😭
Ugly people are so conceited. If you're ugly and not conceited, you're good.
This lady sounds drunk and disorderly even when she's sober lol...
@Dart Field shit she might not be now that I think about it... Lol
Vicodin.
Lol
Permanently self medicated 😂
Alcoholism
It’s people like her that make everyone else’s lives and jobs so much harder than they have to be.
It's sad that I have to share the same name as that piece of trash
I may be tight on fiances and without a home I'm in a board and care facility with a warm bed and 3 meals everyday
The biggest crime here is, she thinks she's "Hot.
She's ugly asf inside out
Yes, that makes me question her mental health. That hair piece tho...
Forreal.like this lady is delusional
🤣😂🤣 good one mate
Cleared Hot only reason i came to the comments 😭
"I'm white and I'm hot". This is a woman who doesn't own a mirror.
I thought she was referring to menopausal 🤦♀️
That's because the mirror always breaks when she looks at it😂
:)
Because when she looks in one it cracks.
I think she has mirrors at home from the fair
“I’m white and I’m hot”? Unless you were running a fever ...
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣Wow... Good one..
😂😂😂😂
Or menopausal.
She really can’t deal with the consequences of her actions. Real mature.
She’s hot and she’s white
" I just want to be left alone."
Well, so did those women.
The funniest part of all of this is that she actually thinks she's "hot".
She has more mileage on her than your name. Lol
90% of blonde women think they are
Green Beast No pic on your comment. Afraid others will rate you a 1.3 and want to wash your ugly off their hands?
She ain't jack shit ! Silly drunk broad would be well served to get over herself .
Ultimately it's a lot less stress when you can set your prescious ego aside conveniently and know that u can pick it back up anytime .
It's for the best probably to do most of one's own bassakward sort of head tripping at home and away from the rest of society .
Practice your self esteem bicycle privately then try it out with a test group of people
She obviously means the temperature😀😀😀
It's about time they start charging these people for these racist 911 calls
Crystal Smith I so agree!!! Finally getting them for a false reporting.
They ARE NOT people. They are HUMANS. There's a difference.
Amen
ANY racist, frivolous, or plainly false reportings should be dealt with harshly.
Juicy smullet' is that you?
That "unemployed" woman is an embarrassment to herself.
'South Park Susan' can racially abuse 2 innocent women but when a reporter asks her a simple question that's harassment.
Yeah she can't handle that infamous spotlight that he actually set on her own head.
Danielle Adair , oh I do hope she gets some jail time , even a month .... would love to see how the female inmates, who are watching this unfold welcome her into their fold .. Their all praying , " please let her come here " 🤞👍
It is harrassment. They are hounding her and you can see it for what it is! Do you want to be treated like that?
Yep that is harassment! Lol.
Wendy S. King She relentlessly hounded two black ladies and called 911 to report them. Do you think they wanted to be treated that way?
*"I'm white and I'm hot."*
No lady. Sorry you're not. 😂
🤣🤣🤣😂
You’re a poet
and didn’t know it 😁
that's YOUR opinon. let's put it to a vote.
U forgot the girl girl lol
she is to white
At the end she laughed saying 3 people were murdered last night
What an unbelievably selfish psychopath
Eh you are obviously disingenuously framing what her point is there (as dumb as it it) so you’re pretty shitty anyway 🙄
@@turanamo that is my point you idiot 😂 the poster Ollie pop is saying she’s laughing at people being murdered. How stupid do you have to be to KNOW my point and still not understand it. Nice for calling me racist when you agree with me, I’d delete that if I was you.
@@scotty212 oops! sorry my bad.
@@turanamo all good
God will get her.
I love the two lady's walking arm in arm. I used to walk like that with my grandmother (Omi) back in Germany during my childhood. Watching that just gave me homesickness. I miss how things used to be. 😢
Meeeee too. Times are so different now...
Hugs to you in memory of Omi. 🥰
@@gildedheist Well a hug 🤗 and kiss 😘 to you to say some of us still like to show and spread a little love. xo ❤️
@@Banichi04 Aww. Thank you!! Sending love back to you! xo 🤗 😘 ❤️
@@CarolineWolterHall You are so very sweet. 🙏❤ to you too. Hope you are doing well. 😀🧡🧡🧡🧡
Even when she’s Sober, she looks totally Drunk.
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Narcissists are delusional. They live in a world where they create their own narrative and rarely is it based in reality and fact.
Who said shes not drunk lol
@@brandonloaiza8595 She's clearly not in the same drunken state she was when the video was shot.
If she is drunk here, she's doing a masterful job of hiding it.
IKR! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😍🤣😍
“Leave me alone” she says...oh, the irony. 🤣
Bbq Becky said the same thing once the table was turned on her too lol
"leave me alone".
Me: never
That is usually how it goes. They get called out on their bullshitary, then attempt to masquerade as victims.
I thought the same thing!!
The funny thing is she harrassed herself. Shes the reason the news wants to follow her and ask her these questions.
Damn that is one hateful, disturbed woman!
So drunkenly calling 911 for nothing is not misusing police time? Now she pretends the courts are wasting police time? How else do you stop people like her. She has no regrets.
2:05 Her rejoicing that 3 people lost their lives to murder tells me all that I need to know about her.
THIS.
You're being too literal. She's not rejoicing that 3 people got murdered. She's trying to minimize her crime by suggesting they should focus on more "important" things, like murder and go easy on her crimes. Hope they don't.
I know right that's why I said real Insensitive "b" witch isn't she?
@@lemon1657 Why go easy on her ?
She didn't go easy on the 2 black women.
@@jeffmorris8528 Lemon obviously doesn’t want anyone to go easy on her... why do people have autistic levels of understanding what people say/mean.
“Im white and I’m hot” a HOT MESS SHE MEANS! 🤣
I'm gonna be singing it all week like a tard.🤣 She reminds me of the toe sucking girl in 40 yr old virgin . I'm hot!🤣🤣
Yeah....um....no she's kinda not
Not hot I mean...lol...
Hot MESS yes
hot lol' have u seen her police photo ? thats hot lol my belly hurts
It looks like Jessica Simpson has fallen on hard times hahaha!
"Leave me alone please" them black women wanted to be left alone too!! She should've also been charged with thinking she was hot! I wonder how old she is
Caramel Kisses Hot flashes =/= “hot”
@@michelleb7399 🥴🤣😂🤣💀💀💀
She's probably 27 but look 45 lol
She's 70 1\2😂😂😂😂
@@vanncerv777 💀💀💀😆😆
"They've got bigger fish to fry - weren't there three murders last night?" Well then, why are you tying up 9-1-1 with your bogus call?
"I'm white and I'm hot!"
Well you got the first part right😂
Period!!
I just thought she was menopausal. She's at least 50.
@@DeborahWalkerXOXO More like in her 60's I don't see a husband out there taken up for her, maybe she hasn't caught one yet.
@@lydiag6245 I haven't caught one yet either😭😄
LOL
😂 She says she is “hot”. 🤔Most likely the result of an untreated yeast infection.
Deadddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Menopause too😂
@dsbassoon...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...that was DEFINITELY a mic drop moment!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼
😭😭😂😂😂 this comment is funny , I hate entitled white people
😂
She is just a horrible person.
Through and through
Typically, the most vocal people tend to be the most offensive.
In Washington, for example.....
Must be a Donnie Trump supporter!
Should she watch her mouth if she doesn't wanna get beat up in public!
Just stopping by to say hello to family. What's up cousin?! Stay safe out there.
Its crazy to think how many innocent people went to jail, even died before cell phone cameras because of people like this.
"I don't mean to be awful and rude."
*Then don't!*
She did mean to be awful and rude. And a racist.
You can tell from her attitude that this will probably happen again. She totally thinks what she did was ok.
No remorse because she hasn't a clue or class.
@Journi2Me I just hope there's media coverage if/when that happens. I like to see people get their comeuppance.
Yes someone needs to beat this bitch up
Yea but don’t forget the she’s white and hot. Lol. Lmfaoo
Travis Parmeter, "She (...) thinks".....? You give her too much credit. :D
The last man who told her she was hot was the one that was drinking with her. The next day he sobered up & apologized 👹
More like "sobered up.....and ran from the house!!! 😆
@@johndanielsforJesus that funny😍😛😛😛😍😍
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@johndanielsforJesus & he quit drinking 🍺
Absolutely insane that she doesn't look back on her behavior in any way
They may have bigger fish to fry, but you are the trout everyone wants to see cooked.
There may be fish to fry, but there's a whale on the loose...
Nice. That one was good. I wish I was this good at making analogies.
Haha good one!
she's definitely a bottom feeder yes, leave the trout outta this....
Not to mention, how are they going to even find those fish if her dumb ass is tying up the 911 lines?
"Leave me alone please." Didnt those women you were bothering ask the same thing?
I thought the Same thing.
Yeah and bet a lot of people will be paying attention to her now
I imagine that bigot still believes she did no wrong.
I think she's too stupid to think she's anything but righteous..
I don't know many times they'll let her abuse 911, but sooner or later she'll be spending time at her favorite SPA ... Jail!
Bigots of all races are exactly the same - full of a self-worth to which they are not entitled.
These callers will never go to jail. They just want you to think that. You have all been fooled n deceived
Her mugshot make me laugh 1 hours straight😂😂
Anybody else loving the attitude of the reporter
"She wouldn't talk to our camera, but She sure had whole lot to say to a cell phone camera last fall though"
😂😂👏👏👏
I’m so late but yess! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣
She was giving all the sass and I am here for it 😂
She turned around and SHE gave us THE FINGER!!!
DUNNN 🎶 DUUN 🎶 DUNNN 🎶
I caught that . Sister girl came out . Sis wasn’t having it .😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
It almost looked like she was drunk
Am I the only one who thought her nickname was in reference to the TV show South Park?
Yes!
Nope I thought so too
It's literally the only reason I clicked on this.
Same here.
It should really South Park Susie. Susan is too formal and too good for her.
She said is your boyfriend here or baby daddy meanwhile no husband or boyfriend herself 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Right , she is so mad that her hotness is single. Hmm I wonder why, no respectable man would be claiming this nonsense.
@@kitbina1925 someone said before the video rolled her bf kicked her out of his apartment
@@kawaiionee-chan9557 So, it wasn't even her apartment?! The irony keeps getting better!
@@kawaiionee-chan9557 wow. Sge probably was upset over that. 🤷🏽♀️
Hope everytime she seeks another job that video rant comes back to haunt her.
How entitled can this corrupt woman be! Astounding!
...give her a drink, “ she’ll talk “
Your wrong for this,lol. I hit the floor lol.
How appropriate; she's acts like a female Eric Cartman.
BAD KITTY
Yeah...that's HER potpie!!!
Screw you guys....I'm going home
I was wondering how someone would work in a South Park reference lol
@Dragonetta 😂😭
Finally, justice. STOP WASTING TAX PAYERS MONEY..
When she went Low, l am so glad they went high. Every response like this doesn’t have to be respond with an answer.
1:03 "...doesn't want to talk to our camera, certainly did a whole lot of talking to a cell phone camera..." Love how the reporter added some hot sass.
Yessss I lived LOL
Love it
😂
Yessss
Hot sass 😜🔥
Maybe she meant "hot" as in perimenopausal😂🤣
Hey don't lump perimenopausal women with that hippo...
HEY Mrs. Jones lol
peri? Nah she's in the middle of it
@@fashiharz8584 😁😁😁😁 She sure looks like a female hippo with albinism!!
Had to of
Notice how she showed up to court alone? Pretty surprising for a lady so “hot”
She could not hire a lawyer; the same reason caused here downplay the financial success of the African American ladies!
Susan: Leave me alone!
Everybody else: But you won't leave us alone 😂
The one over arching thread that runs through many of these incidences is people who pay for a nice place, they are given a "special" key fob, or passcode and as they sit in their apartments patting themselves on the back and feeling superior, part of their glee is that they have "arrived" and the little people are down there and outside their protective spaces. When they see back people in those spaces, they cannot believe they live there, because if so, then they are faced with the realization that they really aren't that special.
Truth
Ken Johnson sssaswww
Damn, id be happy to see anyone else there. Like, "oh, you are winning life too? Congratulations!"
Those poor innocent women achieved that mark and were made to feel like they automatically did not belong because they were black.
This world. Stay safe and happy everyone ❤
Just because black people are there does not signify they aren't special. You can be special and so can anyone, regardless of race. Sorry but that came off a little wrong and made it look like the presence of people of color means you havent arrived..Maybe you meant in their mind. Having things the way they want doesn't mean they are successful either. Being a decent human being and serving others makes you a success, no matter who you are.
@@stacyeandrew2 I'm sorry that happened to you. In as much as you say it is ANYONE they feel is beneath them, black people suffer the bulk of this. Redlining didn't pertain to just anyone they felt was beneath them.
“I’m white and I’m hot!” A hot mess she meant lol 😩🤣💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 right
"I'm white and I'm hot". That shows she is very insecure.
And delusional.
Ditto and SO very not!
Full of hot aire and black again those women. She told white lies as well when she rang the cops. Wow is she dumb.
Yep she's clearly an overt narcissist
South Park Susan: "I'm white and i'm hot"
Me, as a male: hahaha no no no no noooo, no you are NOT hot.... at all.
I can see in her now sober the same person she was with a few drinks, the alcohol didn't change her spots, just made them more prominent.
Neither has the court case, apparently.
@NonyaBusiness! Man! I am so glad I know who I am when I'm drunk, and it's still a pretty nice person.
This was not alcohol, she was high!
I read that she was sentenced to 12 months probation, and the judge ruled she is not “hot”...
12 months probation 😡 that is not justice she should it be in jail
@@jhonnyarvilla7285 If she is what we all think she is she will fuck up long before a year. And she is on the cop's radar.
$1000 fine. That's the only way to get white folks attention. Tap that wallet. Courts dont play with their money. They'd have her all hemmed. They'd also think twice about flapping they lips
batk0427 ... I really was tryn to make a sarcastic comment on the fact that she looks like a steaming pile of hot garbage, nothing to do with what her true civil punishment was...:)
“I’m white and I’m hot” as if the two are mutually exclusive 😂😂😂 NO YOU’RE NOT SUSAN!!
@Lee Santos that’s okay my identity is not wrapped up in you finding me hot 😂
Lmao the shade the news reporters threw was perfect
Susan: I'm white and I'm hot
Everyone: Well you're half right
I hope South Park makes an episode of her🤣🤣
I agree.
LMAO!!! I'm here for it!
I bet it’s Kyle mom who plays her
😂😂😂😂😂 that would be so funny
She would fit perfectly. So would Amy Buziaglo.
FINALLY!!!!! It’s about time they started charging these “Karen’s” for their foolish behaviors!!!!
*Karens* 😅
She has no remorse for her racist behavior at all. Her cavalier attitude regarding the three deaths is appalling.
What I heard from her is "I'm drunk and I'm a karen".
Ah, looks like she has an intimate and ongoing relationship with adult beverages.
She may have discovered that she never has hangovers if she just stays drunk.
The fact that she can laugh about murders towards the end of the video is seriously concerning. Something is wrong with South Park Susan.
She should plea Loco hahahaha
I think you are deliberately trying to misconstrue reality there.
She was laughing at the idea of police using their time to arrest her at a time when others were being murdered. I'm pretty sure anyone can tell she was clearly not laughing at the idea of 3 people having their lives taken.
Mate, there is so much negative stuff to say about this person, why do you feel the need to invent stuff? Seriously.... Try to visit reality, if only for a moment.
@@danw918 oooh your big mad huh🤔 😂😂😂😂
@@surnamegames2252 yeah, but all i really want is to be as cool and fake as you, little pup :)
It could be possible she's a Cartman
Wow, she’s even “drunk” without alcohol
"I'm White and I'm Hot"
Well You're Most Definitely White,
But that other thing, Not So Sure.
W
Exactly
She was hot from the alcohol she had in her. Oh crap I gave her a good legal defense didn't I. I meant she is smoking hot, oh so sexy.
..im very sure that she's 'Not Hot'!
Hello
Imagine waking up in the morning hungover, and your face is all over RUclips ?
When she comes to herself, she said what did do last and it keeps playing over and over in her head. Now she has embarrassed herself . Walking around peeping out the window at the place she made a complete fool of herself. She even discard from the white
privilege club.
The poison in her soul got out when she was drunk. Good. It showed who she really is.
idk what we'd do if prohibition was still in place. can you imagine how many racists would still be employed?
Haunting all of our dreams.
She's a narcissistic sociopath, they have no remorse because nothing is their fault and they view themselves as the victim.
I love how they reported her Nick name dead-ass as if it's her real name😭😭😭
She’s Blonde
She’s Middle Aged
She’s White
She’s Entitled
Final Result: KAREN
"They just don't belong here" - the subtext to every white chick calling the cops on black folks
Hot? She looks like one of the Founders from Deep Space Nine.
Ohhh snap!! 😂😂😂
Im dead. Help😁🤣
😆😆😆😆😆
Nerd
LMFAO!!!
The face she pulled when she said "ooh girl" shook me to my core. Psychotic
"Leave alone please" says Karen..
Oh like you gave those ladies just because a different skin colour.
Hell No Karen- Racism needs to Go
"I'm hot" Visual inspection determines that's a lie.
For the love of Pete, what the hell is wrong with a person who behaves like that? What a sad life.
But you didn't leave those two black women alone,now you want to be left alone
All callers who misuse the 911 just out of spite and hate should be arrested on the spot.
This has got to stop.
I am 72 and it makes me sick how people are acting towards each other.
"I'm white and I'm hot"
"Mm girl girl gurl gurl gurl gurl"
Please I've never felt so compelled to hit someone that annoyed me for some reason
Right!! I don't know how those ladies she was harassing were so calm and acted with such dignity. Good on them, though. I don't know that I would have been that mature.
some drunk guy at the bar must have told her she was hot,,probably around closing time~ beer goggles~
I don't think she understands the definition of the word "Hot" when describing a woman. Do they still have that website, Hot or Not cause I think she is a definite "NOT". Other than that, she seems....... nice. *Spewing Vomit*.
I mean...why not. I'll jus put my mom's wig in my bag and wait for this day, I'll be a woman for 2 mins straight throwing hands
"Certainly did alot of talking to a cell phone camera though" 🤣👍
😂😂😂 so shady
"We've got bigger fish to fry.. weren't there three murders here...." Classic deflecting
The only things that got murdered were my brain cells from listening to her
That woman doesn't understand some murders are motivated by racial hatred and ignorance
Sure, she wants the folks to leave HER alone, but would not leave the two ladies alone. She is a terrible person!
She sounds like she’s loving the attention. So pathetic.
Certain groups of people just keep bothering others. Historically, this has been the case. Just leave people alone. No need to show your insecurities, frustrations with yourselves and your weakness.
The ladys that were harassed by " I'm white and hot?" have 10 times the class of that excuse of a human, and 10 times prettier..
“I’m white and I’m hot”. Well…. she got half of that right
In court on Wednesday, a judge sentenced Westwood to 12 months of unsupervised probation and ordered her to pay court costs. She was also ordered to participate in community support meetings and “any after-care alcohol programs recommended as a result of her substance abuse assessment.”
She is white, but definately not hot - kind of a butter face.
Don't you say that! I love Butters!
A butter face means, “everything is good BUT HER FACE”.
It’s not BUTTER, like margarine... just so you know. Also Everything on that women is awful including her soul
She has a butter face and a butter body.
'Butter face' assumes a nice body lol haha she doesn't earn that nickname
Scepter face is a perfectly acceptable alternative. Just throwing options out there, to whom it may concern.
Now she knows how those sisters felt!!!
The " ohhh girl girl girl " part is awesome 🤣🤣
I love how shady the anchor is in this segment. That lady deserves it all
“Weren’t there 3 murders”
That’s a tu quoque fallacy. Stop trying to justify your own actions by comparing them to others
Yea she's not Trump after all...
She probably was the perpetrator of 1 of them at least 🧐
Then laughed
💯
Susan was rocking the fake clip on low/messy bun that she got from the kiosk at the mall and a Vera Bradley laptop bag 🤣🤣🤣
Lol!!
The Susan kit - comes neatly in a combo package for your shopping convenience. 🛍
@@Midnight_Metaphysics the Susan Kit is very popular 😂
@@yukikowu5695 😂😂😂 It's definitely trending at number 1 for 2 years straight
I noticed that too lol
Her: doesn't want to talk to the News camera
Me: you should have pulled out your phone 📱 she'd happily would have talked to you