The first rule of firearms safety is to treat all guns as if they're always loaded, even if you've personally checked that it's not. Same applies to microphones.
The rule actually is treat all firearms as if they were loaded, until you have checked for yourself. If I followed your rules, all firearms can't even be destroyed, too dangerous to touch.
And the first rule is NEVER POINT A FIREARM AT ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY 1B) keep yo booger hooks off the bang switch, until you are ready for the gun to go bang.
The rules of firearms are stacking so importance is kind null. But... always know your target and what's beyond. Know the status of your firearms Booger hooks Guns kill shit don't point at them at things that don't need to die
As one of the English, I'm actually starting to root for some French people lmao Having been to France, it's not the best, rude AF people and some creeps, but you can get that anywhere, met some lovely cosplayers at the event and a Kratos cosplayer helped me order food cause the server didn't understand my "no fromage" attempt to ask for no cheese on my burger 😭 but rn they are starting another revolution and I love that
Funny how he was like idk he could be exactly how I proceed to describe him. He should do a Biographics about him. And a geographics about Levittown, his hometown.
My stepmother's favorite live mic moment was Olympic skater Nancy Kerrigan during a parade broadcast asking, "Do we have to wave to these little brats all day?" 😂
After what happened with Harding, Kerrigan was sold as such an American Sweetheart. I had never heard about this and was wondering why she disappeared. Problem solved
It was a Disney Parade. She also said something along the lines of “This is so hokey” Disney wasn’t as amused as the rest of the world 😂😂 A few months after the Olympics with those two my mom, sister and I went to Disneys Stars on Ice to watch them all skate. I think she was fired by Disney shortly after we saw her. And that is every little bit of crap I know about ice skating 😅
He's fallen past the information horizon, Tucker Carlson may hopefully do the same, though he's been a lot more succesful than O'Reilly at Fox's goal of getting nonwhites killed.
@@oreotookie this is how I felt before Piers Morgan managed to make some traction in the US. He was our private embarrassment. Then you guys became aware of him, unfortunately having to hear from him quite a lot on certain American talk shows, and I sincerely apologise for that.
I don’t see how Durst’s hot mic moment could be misconstrued as a confession. I agree with the writer here, he probably got fed up with the interview and started muttering to himself in a hypothetical conversation.
Reagan may have been officially diagnosed with Alzheimers after leaving office but he absolutely was suffering from it for a large part of his second term. He regularly talked about things that happened in his movies as though they were things he did in his life. His handlers made sure he was not allowed to talk with anyone off the cuff.
You must be very young then. They were a pioneering industrial rock group of the 80s and 90s. A huge influence on bands like Nine Inch Nails and Rammstein.
My son was a baby on a US soap opera and while he was on set, I would be in the control room. One of the sound guys worked at other assignments over the weekend and he had worked on an interview regarding OJ Simpson. His attorney was asked during a break of he thought his client killed the victims. The attorney said oh definitely but we'll get him off
As a big fan of Ministry, I recognized this instantly. I was just a bit baffled at first because I always thought this to be nothing Bush actually said - so bringing it up here at the hot mics topic it made me wonder for a short moment if it was real. 😂
@@tubensalat1453 I'm just wondering why some people here mention "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"... it's a different song, a different album and Ministry made a lot more and better songs than JBMHR 😆
@@gordonbrinkmann It's a love affair. ;) I could try to phonetically imitate a drill, cite the intro to Psalm 69... JBMHR pretty much is only a random line I thought of. Have a nice day!
As a Ministry fan, it doesn't surprise me when people don't know them. However, anytime there is a song or a band brought up Simon never has a clue who they are anyways 😂
@@Kaotiqua The Irony being the SNL clip of Christopher Walken saying "I don't know" came from approximately the time that Ministry was getting very popular.
Thank you so much, Simon, for validating my habit of talking aloud to myself when I’m alone. It became a habit when living alone for many years. Unfortunately, sometimes I do this in public. Thank God Bluetooth came along 😂!
i stopped speaking aloud because of the NSA recording our activity of our computers and mobile devices. I just realized I’ve been slipping back to my old, aloud ways, allowing my words to at least enter the google/youtube algorithm. i hate the tools we have. cheers
If we're convicting people on nonsensical mumbling or talking out loud to ourselves, I am in big trouble lmao. I remember once I was sat in silence with my flatmate in the living room while we were both working on uni stuff, out of the blue, I said "No, the bloody ear in the sink is not mine, I've never seen it before." It's a testament to how well my flatmate knew me (and still knows me) that his reaction was just mild confusion and then asking for my thought process. I then had to explain that it started with me getting bored of making notes for my stats lectures and how I missed Graeme's stats lectures, and then I'd remembered the time Graeme said "the American Psychological Association is okay with torturing humans apparently, but we like their referencing system so we still use it" and then I was thinking about how ineffective Jigsaw's "lessons" were in those movies because like _my guy, you can't just hypothesise a theory would be good and immediately start doing it without doing any research or trials, that's bad psychology_ and then my brain jumped to Bad Education and then to Waterloo Road because my flatmate had been watching it and then I was thinking about Les Mis (if you don't know, there's a whole chapter where the story stops so Victor Hugo can explain why Napoleon lost the Battle of Waterloo) and first how good Valjean was at just blagging his way through life and second how much of that book is dedicated to Parisian Sewers and then I was thinking about NBC Hannibal and how Hannibal probably would care about the Parisian Sewer System as much as Victor Hugo and that he's also just as good as getting himself out of hot water as Valjean is compared to any other character, especially Will in the end of season 1, and then I was like _that's mean, Kai, what would you say to get out of it?_ And that's why I said "No, the bloody ear in the sink is not mine, I've never seen it before" without any context, for no reason. If I had a hot mic on for like just an hour, you would probably catch at least one seemingly incriminating thing which is most likely just fucking nonsense. My mom does the same; I'm staying with her right now and she works from home, and anytime she's going from the bathroom to her office, she's just saying something weird or she's singing. Also, I as well as a lot of my friends have echolalia so you will catch us repeating a few words or a phrase someone else said or from a show or movie with no context or relevance because we're all just neurodivergent and say weird shit. Worst one for me is when I woke up at like 3am and my mom happened to be walking back from the bathroom as it happened, and half asleep, I just said "I saw that guy fucking a goat" or whatever Shane Madej said in that Axeman episode. My mom wasn't that thrown me because like, she raised me, but it was certainly an experience.
I'm like Kai's mum -- I'm either saying something weird or singing. Now I find myself wishing that Shane Madej & Ryan Bergara went around all the time with hot mics, because I bet those transcripts would be weirdly entertaining, too.
Ahh, I recognize the mental gymnastics to get to the end point. Being neurodivergent is a blessing in disguise sometimes, I am never bored in my own company - though people who don't know me as great as my closest friends have been known to give me strange looks and ask "What the hell!?" when I say something random, and like you just described, I have no other "choice" than to retrace my thought process to not seem like a total nutcase - only to realize that retracing my entire thought process probably makes me look even more like a nutcase than if I just said "Naahh, nothing, just had a quote stuck in my head". But by then it's too late. For the most part I'm quite happy with how my brain works. Especially among great friends, who know I can be a bit weird sometimes and don't question why I don't make smalltalk all the time.
@@tessiepinkman oh it's such a nightmare around people near me because I have to try to catch myself before speaking so I can retrace the thought pattern in case I went through a gold star mental gymnastics routine. Often people who don't know me so well describe me as shy or reserved, and it's like no I'm really not but I'm forcing myself to shut up before I say something fucking insane.
I'll admit I didn't recognize the reference, but Ministry is one of the most influential goth/industrial bands of all time. I mean even as a goth I'll admit that doesn't make them The Beatles exactly but anybody who ever considered themselves even the slightest bit dark and slash or mysterious knows who they are.
Whenever I feel like I'm too upset about something too insignificant, I watch the Bill O'Reilly clip. Nobody has ever been that upset over something that insignificant before or since and it puts things into perspective for me.
I'm so glad I'm not in a position of power or hosting some show watched by millions, I put my foot in my mouth more times than a contortionist! Still, there's something to be said for blunt honesty, at least it's not fake. Thanks for a great video.
Lol I’m like Simon. I don’t know anything about pop culture. You are all so entertaining!! The script, the reading the tangents and the editing!! All absolutely smashing!!
i think it's hilarious that every time Simon asks Siri a question its either you get web results, or it doesn't understand lol. Not once that I've seen has it worked. 🤣😂😅🤣🤣
I remember noticing it happen at least one time, for sure - where "it" is when ol' Simey here actually receives an applicable _&_ **useful** spoken answer from his Sirexa or Aliri or whatever - though it was merely reading web search results, IIRC. It must have been one of the rare occasions when that type of cookie-cutter response was exactly what a user needed, from one of these stupid Consumer Monitoring Devices.
Reagan won 49 out of 50 states - the hold out being Minnesota where Mondale was from. As an aside - Geraldine Ferraro was his running mate and the first woman an the presidential ticket.
@@jeremyborder6794 He was in a movie called "Bedtime for Bonzo" where he plays the adoptive father of an orphaned Chimpanzee. The Chimp stole every scene.
Yeah it really doesn't. This kind of thing is why I don't recommend newbies to Depeche Mode start with Speak and Spell. If they hate the LP they won't discover the later stuff that they might prefer, and if they love it they'll be very disappointed with the later work.
Don't worry, Simon, you're not the only one who doesn't know the band Ministry. I don't, either, and I feel pretty sure I didn't miss anything important. 😉
I was JUST watching the Josh Potter Show, episode where he talks a lot about athletes/folks in the sporting world caught on hot mics hahaha nice timing Simon love ya brother 🙏
Reagan was that popular dispite half the country disagreeing with most of his policies because 1. The economy boomed, and 2. He was funny as fuck. The leaked audio probably helped his campaign in the end, when you're known for your silly jokes, a silly joke isn't likely to derail your presidency.
2:30 - Chapter 1 - We'll do it live 6:00 - Chapter 2 - We beging bombing in 5 minutes 9:20 - Chapter 3 - The Jinx 13:25 - Chapter 4 - It's no surprise they are bitter 17:05 - Chapter 5 - England's one star yelp review
The first rule of firearms safety is to treat all guns as if they're always loaded, even if you've personally checked that it's not. Same applies to microphones.
The rule actually is treat all firearms as if they were loaded, until you have checked for yourself. If I followed your rules, all firearms can't even be destroyed, too dangerous to touch.
Always assume that a camera is recording.
Microhpones = guns. Treat it like its loaded at all times
And the first rule is NEVER POINT A FIREARM AT ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY
1B) keep yo booger hooks off the bang switch, until you are ready for the gun to go bang.
The rules of firearms are stacking so importance is kind null. But...
always know your target and what's beyond.
Know the status of your firearms
Booger hooks
Guns kill shit don't point at them at things that don't need to die
Hearing a Frenchman declaring his dislike of the English (or vice versa) is about as surprising as grass growing in the spring.
"Ze sky eet ees blue, an' mah left hand ees on ze left side of mah bodee!"
As one of the English, I'm actually starting to root for some French people lmao
Having been to France, it's not the best, rude AF people and some creeps, but you can get that anywhere, met some lovely cosplayers at the event and a Kratos cosplayer helped me order food cause the server didn't understand my "no fromage" attempt to ask for no cheese on my burger 😭 but rn they are starting another revolution and I love that
@@starrywizdom youtube wants to translate this to english XD
France is a nice country, it’s only flaw is the people
Shouldn't it be, '...grass growing by the spring,' or: 'grass groaning at the spring,' or: 'grass springing into grow-mode...'? LmMFaO!
Simon being oblivious of Bill O'Reilly and his settlements. 😅😅😅
Omg for a second I was confused as to what Riley u were talking about😂😂
There is always one.
Funny how he was like idk he could be exactly how I proceed to describe him.
He should do a Biographics about him. And a geographics about Levittown, his hometown.
Not a legend 😂
The guy owns whole settlements? Is he some kind of King in your country?
My stepmother's favorite live mic moment was Olympic skater Nancy Kerrigan during a parade broadcast asking, "Do we have to wave to these little brats all day?" 😂
Hahahahahahahaha nooooo
After what happened with Harding, Kerrigan was sold as such an American Sweetheart. I had never heard about this and was wondering why she disappeared. Problem solved
It was a Disney Parade. She also said something along the lines of “This is so hokey” Disney wasn’t as amused as the rest of the world 😂😂
A few months after the Olympics with those two my mom, sister and I went to Disneys Stars on Ice to watch them all skate. I think she was fired by Disney shortly after we saw her.
And that is every little bit of crap I know about ice skating 😅
A reaction video of Simon listening to Jesus built my hot rod is absolutely necessary
It would be a love affair
Blazin' track
why? thats gibby not al.
Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
Absolutely
"I don't know who Bill O'Reilly is" God I wish that were me
SAME!! 😢
He's fallen past the information horizon, Tucker Carlson may hopefully do the same, though he's been a lot more succesful than O'Reilly at Fox's goal of getting nonwhites killed.
No idea who that is. Am i blessed?
@@cherrydragon3120 yes I'm very jealous
Lucky Simon
"french trash talking English" - the most peaceful French and English interaction in history.
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."
Can I have Simon’s lack of awareness of Bill O’Reilly? What a paradise it must be.
Most people outside of the US have no idea who he is tbh
@@JF1908x I know. Still can envy not knowing that jerk though.
@@JF1908x yeah I've only ever heard the name mentioned in passing in American media. Couldn't point him out in a line up to save my life 😅
@@oreotookie this is how I felt before Piers Morgan managed to make some traction in the US. He was our private embarrassment. Then you guys became aware of him, unfortunately having to hear from him quite a lot on certain American talk shows, and I sincerely apologise for that.
God ... I can't ... lol
I don’t see how Durst’s hot mic moment could be misconstrued as a confession. I agree with the writer here, he probably got fed up with the interview and started muttering to himself in a hypothetical conversation.
I love how Simon's first guess about O'Reilly was 100% spot the fuck on. 😂
To be fair that clip might actually be the best thing he's ever given humanity. It's all downhill from there. ;)
100%
Reagan may have been officially diagnosed with Alzheimers after leaving office but he absolutely was suffering from it for a large part of his second term. He regularly talked about things that happened in his movies as though they were things he did in his life. His handlers made sure he was not allowed to talk with anyone off the cuff.
And yet was the best president in the last 80 years.
If Reagan had Alzheimers in his second term, yet the economy was booming, what's Bidens excuse?
@@fizz576 ah yes the American President aka the Economy Wizard. Biden stinks, Reagan is in hell, and Nancy is giving Satan a hummer
@@fizz576 he doesn't have Bush behind the scenes
@@fizz576 oh I don’t know, a global pandemic and recession?
Song: never heard of it
Band: never heard of it
Right there with ya, Simon!!
You must be very young then. They were a pioneering industrial rock group of the 80s and 90s. A huge influence on bands like Nine Inch Nails and Rammstein.
Danny, lets do a mythical brain blaze so we can hear Simon get so annoyed lol.
Top videos that show ghosts are real. Top reasons people believe in God. Most plausible supernatural theories.
Simon: 😡 What're you DOING!?
That would be awesome. 😂
I'm going to tell my future children that Elder Scrolls is what people called Simon yelling at the teleprompter
That plus your name means you win the Internet today.
I'm really sad that we can't hear Simon's profanity anymore.
It's a fucking shame.
Quack 🦆
@@Zeppathy
You're goddamn right it is!! If people do not want to hear curse words they can always turn on "kiddie mode." 😂
Shame that RUclips has been cracking down on swearing as a way to pay out less to monetized channels
There was a "Fuck". I do miss the nonstop casual swearing though.
I love when Simon uses his videos as a means to publicly admonish his writers 😆
Yet the editors set him straight and keep him humble
We definitely need the team to just put out a video of Simon's hot mic moments now. I'm sure it'll be hilarious 😂
Now I really want to hear some of his insane gibberish (that doesn't normally make it into BB videos). 😂
My son was a baby on a US soap opera and while he was on set, I would be in the control room. One of the sound guys worked at other assignments over the weekend and he had worked on an interview regarding OJ Simpson. His attorney was asked during a break of he thought his client killed the victims. The attorney said oh definitely but we'll get him off
A surprise to no one.
Which attorney was it?
*Spin control:*
'Guilty of being _INNOCENT!_ 😅 And, by get him off I mean we are _very_ good friends.'
yuuuuurp
I call bullshit. No attorney is going to say something like that to a journalist. Especially not during an interview.
As a big fan of Ministry, I recognized this instantly. I was just a bit baffled at first because I always thought this to be nothing Bush actually said - so bringing it up here at the hot mics topic it made me wonder for a short moment if it was real. 😂
Searched the album and opened it in another tab. Got some catching up to do. Jesus built my hot rod.
@@tubensalat1453 I'm just wondering why some people here mention "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"... it's a different song, a different album and Ministry made a lot more and better songs than JBMHR 😆
@@gordonbrinkmann It's a love affair. ;)
I could try to phonetically imitate a drill, cite the intro to Psalm 69... JBMHR pretty much is only a random line I thought of. Have a nice day!
@@gordonbrinkmannit's a good song though, always worth a mention
Because nothing says you're not bitter like having a bumper sticker saying you're not bitter. lol
If this channel ever go to the Patreon route, there should be a level at which outtakes are a membership perk.
I can already see Simons eyes fillimg with $$ ala cartoon of your choice 😂
Am I the only sadist that needs a compilation from Simons editor of all the outtakes of Simon losing his shit at his teleprompter?
BlooperBlaze.
Top Blaze! Thank you Simon and team!
You're welcome!
I ❤ when Simon jokes about how tiny and smooth his brain is....
About not knowing Ministry
@@butterflystampede1945 about anything. It's very endearing.
Apparently the only thing that can get into the basement, besides writers and a radiator, is references to things that Simon won't get.
I’ve never been this quick!! Always love the Blaze with you guys!!! You make the day better
Not just quick, first! And thanks!
"You know old people, they get old and stupid." - Fact Boy 2023.
I’m getting there.
@@snicksabea Me too!
I think we need a video of all the parts Sam takes out of Simon having meltdowns 😂
I love the "Ruining it" sock puppet meme sooooooooooooooooooooooo fecking much
Always assume the mic is on. Always assume the gun is loaded. BOTH things that can save your life.
As a Ministry fan, it doesn't surprise me when people don't know them. However, anytime there is a song or a band brought up Simon never has a clue who they are anyways 😂
Even if you're not a Ministry fan, I feel like most people have at least heard of Ministry.
@@Kaotiqua if not then they're THIEVES! LIARS!! loooool
@@Kaotiqua The Irony being the SNL clip of Christopher Walken saying "I don't know" came from approximately the time that Ministry was getting very popular.
I don't like Bill O'Reilly, but that outtake is SOOO relatable...
Simon was once caught on a hot mic confessing to being Pedro Lopez. "Doo doo doo do doo, gotta check the email doo doo do I'm *Pedro Lopez* do doo"
Thank you so much, Simon, for validating my habit of talking aloud to myself when I’m alone. It became a habit when living alone for many years. Unfortunately, sometimes I do this in public. Thank God Bluetooth came along 😂!
i stopped speaking aloud because of the NSA recording our activity of our computers and mobile devices. I just realized I’ve been slipping back to my old, aloud ways, allowing my words to at least enter the google/youtube algorithm. i hate the tools we have. cheers
@@Sunset553 That’s the reason my sister, who I live with, worries about this.
This is why I have critters! At least it appears as though I'm attempting a conversation aimed toward "someone"!! 😂😂
@@brepoole6669 Yes, my cat & have many discussions 😊.
Simons head is a living retort to flat earthers.
love you dude.
The Ministry quote made me so happy.
Definitely recognized it. I'm one of those guys.
If we're convicting people on nonsensical mumbling or talking out loud to ourselves, I am in big trouble lmao.
I remember once I was sat in silence with my flatmate in the living room while we were both working on uni stuff, out of the blue, I said "No, the bloody ear in the sink is not mine, I've never seen it before."
It's a testament to how well my flatmate knew me (and still knows me) that his reaction was just mild confusion and then asking for my thought process.
I then had to explain that it started with me getting bored of making notes for my stats lectures and how I missed Graeme's stats lectures, and then I'd remembered the time Graeme said "the American Psychological Association is okay with torturing humans apparently, but we like their referencing system so we still use it" and then I was thinking about how ineffective Jigsaw's "lessons" were in those movies because like _my guy, you can't just hypothesise a theory would be good and immediately start doing it without doing any research or trials, that's bad psychology_ and then my brain jumped to Bad Education and then to Waterloo Road because my flatmate had been watching it and then I was thinking about Les Mis (if you don't know, there's a whole chapter where the story stops so Victor Hugo can explain why Napoleon lost the Battle of Waterloo) and first how good Valjean was at just blagging his way through life and second how much of that book is dedicated to Parisian Sewers and then I was thinking about NBC Hannibal and how Hannibal probably would care about the Parisian Sewer System as much as Victor Hugo and that he's also just as good as getting himself out of hot water as Valjean is compared to any other character, especially Will in the end of season 1, and then I was like _that's mean, Kai, what would you say to get out of it?_
And that's why I said "No, the bloody ear in the sink is not mine, I've never seen it before" without any context, for no reason.
If I had a hot mic on for like just an hour, you would probably catch at least one seemingly incriminating thing which is most likely just fucking nonsense. My mom does the same; I'm staying with her right now and she works from home, and anytime she's going from the bathroom to her office, she's just saying something weird or she's singing.
Also, I as well as a lot of my friends have echolalia so you will catch us repeating a few words or a phrase someone else said or from a show or movie with no context or relevance because we're all just neurodivergent and say weird shit. Worst one for me is when I woke up at like 3am and my mom happened to be walking back from the bathroom as it happened, and half asleep, I just said "I saw that guy fucking a goat" or whatever Shane Madej said in that Axeman episode. My mom wasn't that thrown me because like, she raised me, but it was certainly an experience.
Weirdly entertaining. Thanks.
I'm like Kai's mum -- I'm either saying something weird or singing. Now I find myself wishing that Shane Madej & Ryan Bergara went around all the time with hot mics, because I bet those transcripts would be weirdly entertaining, too.
Ahh, I recognize the mental gymnastics to get to the end point. Being neurodivergent is a blessing in disguise sometimes, I am never bored in my own company - though people who don't know me as great as my closest friends have been known to give me strange looks and ask "What the hell!?" when I say something random, and like you just described, I have no other "choice" than to retrace my thought process to not seem like a total nutcase - only to realize that retracing my entire thought process probably makes me look even more like a nutcase than if I just said "Naahh, nothing, just had a quote stuck in my head". But by then it's too late. For the most part I'm quite happy with how my brain works. Especially among great friends, who know I can be a bit weird sometimes and don't question why I don't make smalltalk all the time.
@@tessiepinkman oh it's such a nightmare around people near me because I have to try to catch myself before speaking so I can retrace the thought pattern in case I went through a gold star mental gymnastics routine. Often people who don't know me so well describe me as shy or reserved, and it's like no I'm really not but I'm forcing myself to shut up before I say something fucking insane.
Echolalia, nerd word of the millenial generation ('86 born here)
Hearing Simon recite Ministry is something I wasn't expecting, nicely done Kevin, it did get a nice rant out of him
Thanks!
Love that Simon says about Ronald Reagan "You're not a movie star"
I'll admit I didn't recognize the reference, but Ministry is one of the most influential goth/industrial bands of all time. I mean even as a goth I'll admit that doesn't make them The Beatles exactly but anybody who ever considered themselves even the slightest bit dark and slash or mysterious knows who they are.
Whenever I feel like I'm too upset about something too insignificant, I watch the Bill O'Reilly clip. Nobody has ever been that upset over something that insignificant before or since and it puts things into perspective for me.
I'm so glad I'm not in a position of power or hosting some show watched by millions, I put my foot in my mouth more times than a contortionist! Still, there's something to be said for blunt honesty, at least it's not fake. Thanks for a great video.
Lol I’m like Simon. I don’t know anything about pop culture. You are all so entertaining!! The script, the reading the tangents and the editing!! All absolutely smashing!!
Slightly offensive accents have been successfully appreciated, Simon!
Bill O'Reilly is a falafel legend
i think it's hilarious that every time Simon asks Siri a question its either you get web results, or it doesn't understand lol. Not once that I've seen has it worked. 🤣😂😅🤣🤣
I remember noticing it happen at least one time, for sure - where "it" is when ol' Simey here actually receives an applicable _&_ **useful** spoken answer from his Sirexa or Aliri or whatever - though it was merely reading web search results, IIRC. It must have been one of the rare occasions when that type of cookie-cutter response was exactly what a user needed, from one of these stupid Consumer Monitoring Devices.
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Don't worry, Kevin, I got you on the Ministry.
Not worried. It went exactly as I expected
Outtakes, we NEED that tape Simon 😂
Can you please release a "best of" album of all simon's unedited outbursts and hot mic ramblings please? I'd certainly pay for that :'D
This was hilarious, thank you
I think Simon should do an episode of Brain Blaze that's just outtakes and bloopers.
A bonus blaze if you will
Braun Blaze Booboos.
Simon, we need this
Wow man! This is such a cool content ❤
Thanks!
Danny, you missed when Gordon Brown called a woman a bigot and got proper busted on Jeremy vine an hour later 😂
He wasnt wrong either.. It was stupid of him to apologise.
F*CK IT! We'll do it LIVE!!
Reagan won 49 out of 50 states - the hold out being Minnesota where Mondale was from. As an aside - Geraldine Ferraro was his running mate and the first woman an the presidential ticket.
We need another Reagan.
@@craigpoer I kind of like Ike who was very grounded.
Simon outing himself as a fan of Bill O'Reilly wasn't where I expected Monday to go :)
8:10 Actually, Reagan WAS a movie star.
Were his movies any good?
@@jeremyborder6794 He was in a movie called "Bedtime for Bonzo" where he plays the adoptive father of an orphaned Chimpanzee. The Chimp stole every scene.
I am one of the few people who was immediately like "Is he reciting the opening of Rio Grande Blood??"
Knows who Ministry is. Comfortable with Simon not knowing.
I knew there was a 0% chance Simon would know and a 100% chance at least SOME viewers would, though not most
I have this terrible mental image of Simon deciding to look into Ministry's discography and starting with "With Sympathy"...
@@cowsharkdefin6376 Sshhhhh! Wait for it... lol
@@cowsharkdefin6376 It's not a bad record, it just told you nothing about what was coming next.
Yeah it really doesn't. This kind of thing is why I don't recommend newbies to Depeche Mode start with Speak and Spell. If they hate the LP they won't discover the later stuff that they might prefer, and if they love it they'll be very disappointed with the later work.
When you mentioned Obama I thought it'd be the Netanyahu comment.
It's simpler than that: If you speak, someone can hear.
Simon Whistler: "Bill O'Reilly is a legend"
Don't worry, Simon, you're not the only one who doesn't know the band Ministry. I don't, either, and I feel pretty sure I didn't miss anything important. 😉
Have you missed something amusing? Possibly. But important? Nope.
Jesus built Simon's Hotrod for just one fix
BLAZE IT UP AT 5AM FOR ME SIMON BECAUSE I ACTUALLY CAN'T SLEEP
to quote Ministry in order to troll Simon is so brilliant
Thanks!
I was JUST watching the Josh Potter Show, episode where he talks a lot about athletes/folks in the sporting world caught on hot mics hahaha nice timing Simon love ya brother 🙏
I 100% paused to listed to Rio Grande Blood after the first few lines. Good ol crazy uncle Al
My eyes getting suuuper wide wide with Simon saying he might like Bill O'Reilly..... Oh goodness.
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I'm sure he made a search after recording and had a few epiphanies.
It has always cracked me up that roast beef in French is "le rosbif" like you're just saying it with an offensive accent 😂
As someone who lives in a "small town in PA" that Obama speech was 100% accurate.
Hey Simon, I received the EPIC blaze T-shirt in the mail yesterday....
EPIC!
We need one with anime memes or controversies so that it can really throw Simon in for a loop 😂
As much as I'd love to see this, I think torture of that scale is frowned upon in the "Geneva no fun list".
Simon, you've come a LONG way since your early videos. I think it's the beard.
If only that did work and Reagan wasn't elected...no trickle down reaganomics.
This was fantastic. hahah
Thanks!
If Simon did a vid live, imagine how long the tangent s would be.😅😆
Jen editing the "Why aren't you scrolling? 'Quack' " is flipping legendary!
I edit the Blaze :D
@@samuel_avila I'm sorry, Sam. I've been called Danny or Katy a million types and this point, and it never stops hurting
@@ThatWriterKevin Pass me that Jigglypuff plushie over there. I need to cry for a little while.
@@sadiejustin do not worry my friend. Inebriation is more important than being right.
@@samuel_avila
Please forgive me. I was inebriated whilst consuming this and forgot what channel it was! Fantastic content editing for sure, my friend
Reagan was that popular dispite half the country disagreeing with most of his policies because 1. The economy boomed, and 2. He was funny as fuck. The leaked audio probably helped his campaign in the end, when you're known for your silly jokes, a silly joke isn't likely to derail your presidency.
I know Ministry and been a fan for many years. In common life I don't encounter many of my kind in the wilds.
When will we be seeing another King Danny script? We miss the king
Ministry's cover of Lay Lady Lay is one of the best songs ever
I don't see the controversy in Obama's statement.. A rare bit of politician being honest?
Yeah, but they are deplorable. So we won't help them. When did the democrats stop caring about the poor.
Don't let Simon lie to you!!!! He's never alone, Danny's still locked in the basement. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well I’m finally with you on that one - never heard of those guys either!
Your best work ever.
2:30 - Chapter 1 - We'll do it live
6:00 - Chapter 2 - We beging bombing in 5 minutes
9:20 - Chapter 3 - The Jinx
13:25 - Chapter 4 - It's no surprise they are bitter
17:05 - Chapter 5 - England's one star yelp review
Simon had way too much fun with this one.
Bill O'Reilly is not a good dude Simon
Please do more of these 😂
in the words of Obama, on a hot mic.
"never underestimate Joe Bidens ability to fuck things up"
“I don’t know anything about Bill O’Reilly.”
You truly live a blessed life. lol.
Ok but Chirac was right about English food...
isn't Regan the one that had a ballon pop during a speech, and stopped his speech mid sentence said "you missed" then continued like nothing happened?
Yes sometime after he was shot in the chest
I very much envy Fact Boy's obliviousness to Bill O'Reilly.
Business Blazin 420
Obama seriously had a point when he said that stuff. Still hold true.
dayum😂, smallbrain Simon @ 3:40 cought me off-guard & had me in a laughing fit 🤣
To be fair, Reagan loved making jokes into policy. For example, the absolute joke that was reaganomics