Kokichi: " I think I'm in love! " Me: " Sir it's been 13 minutes and I haven't said a single word to you but go off sis. " Edit: uh, damn thanks for the likes 😳
My friend: has an OC that's Kokichi with a lighter that's got half black and half white hair Me: has an OC that dates that OC and she nicknamed him Oreo This post: *eating Oreo*
I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KOKICHI, I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KOKICHI, I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KOKICHI, I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KOKICHI, I SWEAR I DONT I hate how this has lots of likes lol
i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies
@@aethcat neither did I! I felt... Absolutely nothing. I feel nothing and I don't hold any attraction to him. How could I? There is definitely nothing perfect about this.... Super... Annoying... Person? I don't have him as my icons or my wallpaper either, that's just absurd.
me: *casually listening to the video* *reaches the 18+* Ad: *"wHy aReN't i pReGnAnT yEt??-"* me: *"i actually.. don't know-"* edit: why is everyone liking this comment so much, like i don't deserve this much likes lol. 🗿 Edit 2: FUHAHKOQWRXZVL GUYS THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES LMAO 😭😭
I I love I love this I love this guy I love this guy more I love this guy more than I love this guy more than memes Kokichi: *Liar Liar plants for hire*
I died my hair purple once- the hair dye came out in a week and I had to dye again, the second time it wore out I just gave up and let it be dark brown with the now blonde fade from the bleach, it actually turned out pretty well-
Kokichi a week after this be like- Kaito & kokichi fighting Kokichi: thats why i got to have "It" with Y/N Kaito: YOUR JUST LYING AGAIN Me: *blushing* Kaito: WHAT! Idk why i made this im just bored-
*I’m more like...* Kokichi: you have a crush one me don’t you?~~ Me: ...fuck he found me out Kokichi: I know you got a crush on me you just don’t know it yet~ Me: GODDAMIT U FOUND ME OUT ALREADY 😫😫😫😫😫
Monokuma watching them like:
⚪️ ⚫️
👁👄👁
MONOkUMA- welp I quit my fucking job now bye bye now bye bye
LMAO
Poor Momokuma
💀 he'd end it all at that point
I was just watching “Badboyhalo” and ended up watching this 😭😭
*He laughing psycho*
Me: Sir, this is a librar-
*enter rantaro-*
¿ᴋᴇɴᴏʀᴀ? You do know you can edit comments, right?
¿ᴋᴇɴᴏʀᴀ? Well.... okay Imma let you off the hook because that was lowkey cut ngl
Nagito who
@@thunder_lol NOOOOOOO
Kokichi: I hate liars
Also Kokcihi: I like liars
Kokichi again: That was a lie
Me: make up your goddamn mind
dippertailz lmao
Kokichi can’t make up his mind the sequel-
Holy Shit!
Lol
Yes
Clapping starts at 33:06
Don't be shy sinners leave a like 😉
🔥😳 me:
Lol
Begon thoughts I'm woman of god *angel s singing*
It's a joke
Ur a life saver
100th like (I needed this for “research purposes “)
Kokichi asmr: bullying, lowkey mean, degrading
Hajime asmr: 💗🧚♀️✨💗🥰💖💅
my heart fro both audios go brrrrrr
Lmao I was like: that escalated really quickly...
bro that makes me wanna listen to some like-
LoL
@ALIZA MAINALY whY?
No one:
Litterly no one:
Not even my grandpa’s soul:
Not even hotel trivago:
Yato: *uploads kokichi asmr*
Me: *chokes* SWEET MOTHE-
*HOLY SH-*
Can't lie you telling the trutu
Kkxtsxki Hotel?
Nobody:
My mind:
“You LoOk lIke A sexy Motorcycle BrOoM BrOom”
sExY mOtOrCyClE vRoOm VrOoM
@@himiko5504 Hello myself :0
Tamaki- what are you doing here
Mars-! WRONG ANIME
@@himiko5504 I- *SCREAMING-*
Kokichi: you’re not a very good liar
Everyone who lied about their age to watch this: come again 👁👄👁
C O m e a g a I n
Ggdhhsjs
Hddjhhshdhshdhd I-
Don't call us out please OnO
C U m a g a i n
Kokichi: * flirting in that kokichi way *
Me the whole time: *”you look like a 10 year old sir”*
hehe 690 likes,,,,, *n i c e*
Milk- Flower, no I don’t!
>:(
He really does XD
@@itsalie6938 I would say "What? I can't hear you down there?" But it turns out we're the same height XD
(I'm sorry XD)
To be HONEST, he's just an angry twelve year old on Reddit when someone calls him a wallet
He sounds like Sonic the hedgehog and I can't get over it
Kokichi: *Calls me a Liar*
My Dumbass: I don't lie, I just don't tell the *Truth*
edit: Thx for the likes Y'all are awesome :>
Yes-
That sounds accurate
Yup-
I mean don't we all-
That is very much adequate-
“you callin me a liar?” “I AINT CALLIN YOU A TRUTHER.”
OMG SOMEONE FINALLY MAKES THAT REFERENCE HOLY CRAP
I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD EVER MAKE THAT JOKE- ;w; thank u.
HWJAJSJWJS
I cackled oml XD
URIDIDHBAHAHAJFJDID
Kokichi: "look at your face, you have a crush on me don't you?"
Me: *eating chicken nuggets*
WHY DID I SNESSE SO HARD HAHAHSHSSHSHSH
@@lilmushr00m39 lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@@lilmushr00m39 NOW IM WATCHING THIS AGAIN WHILE EATING A MUFFIN LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
I- I'M DYING RN-
I’m eating air
Him: “interested in dying?”
Me: Yes.
Him: “I was just kidding-“
Me: ( ཀ͝ ∧ ཀ͝ ) well *damn* boi-
I'm interested too your not the only one
Glad someone has the same thought process
-Fr, my dream was about to come true-
Same
Same c:
The comments make total sense of what I actually said 😌💅
>:)
that's just-
what-
Panta???
He was doing the no no with the panta-
@@misudeas3690 P a n t a. It's a drink in the danganronpa universe.
Omigod we have the same pfp
Kokichi: "Me? A liar? No"
Me: "I know you touched my drum set, and I wanna hear that DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH ADMIT IT!"
XD
Y e s all i gotta say is Y e s
This made me laugh more than it should
Chicken Wings ur making me hungry
@@wealllovemia I make myself hungry too XD
Did I just listen to Kokichi ramble about lying for 40 minutes?
Yes. Yes I did.
Damn, you wasted your time on that, lie its just a lie boom now you know it
I know how you feel
Indeed we all did or we just skipped to the spicy part
Yes yes you did
@@Kasukia ^^
The video: serious❤️
The comments: mcdonald's
MCFONALDJDHJSHSJAHS
Yum
XD
@danganronpa xaddxct P A R D O N
ABABABAHAHAHAHAHAH
YAGAMI YATO HAS STARTED DOING DANGANRONPA X LISTENERS
I REPEAT
YAGAMI YATO HAS STARTED DOING DANGANRONPA X LISTENERS
ABORT ABORT CECE IS DOING IT!!!
SHE MAKING OUR DREAMS COME TRUUUUE!!!!!
EMO DETECTIVE NEXT BOOOOOIIISSS
I just figured that out
@@tomurashigaraki7446 wrong anime man-
that's why i'm here
YAY
Okay but a scene where kokichi makes us cry or sad from teasing and he eventually gets soft and comforts us...thats mcfriggin cute..
I’m still scared about the fact that I can hear Kokichi licking something and smacking his mouth-
Grape Panta me too buddy....me too...
I havent even finished listening to this and im confused by all the mcdonald talk. Is everyone getting mcfucked up by kokichi??? Pfft
Tabbs Kat IM FUCKING DEAD "mcfucked" LMFAOOOOOO
@Grape Panta I think that’s supposed to be the.. uh, kiss....
Kokichi: “make chaos, babies-“
Me: ExCusE mE, BABIES ?
Ngl babies scare me
Sus
He wants five babies
Time stamp is 40:00
FR LIKE KEEP THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME
Monokuma is probably *CONCERNED* right now..
Imagine him looking in the cameras ruclips.net/video/DGXKUADHdW0/видео.html
He prob is
Danganronpa and MHA Lover I made your comment 200 likes 😻
*concerned noises*
Danganronpa and MHA Lover BRUH LMAO
Monokuma after he planted cameras in every room literally crying ⚪️💧👄💧⚫️
He just had seggs with us with monokuma watching, maybe we had seggs in the bath house
@@collenestia9295 aaaAAAA-
Ikr XD
I legit forgot that 🧍♀️
No one:
My mind: remember danganronpa 1 nere the end when monokuma thought they had segg
Kokichi: " I think I'm in love! "
Me: " Sir it's been 13 minutes and I haven't said a single word to you but go off sis. "
Edit: uh, damn thanks for the likes 😳
" Go All off sis "
👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
XDD
AHAJSYAYSCI
I’m literally grape panta
Grape Panta *shook*
kokichi: what can i say-
me: EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME!
ME AND MY FRIEND SAID THE SAME THING
@@cambrecambrelen4353 WAIT WHAT
*LETS GOOO*
I SAID THE SAME THING TOO
@@its_issyurgal YUUHHH LETS GOO
@@lilmushr00m39 YUHHHHHH
Me, vibing and eating oreos:
Yato:
Me: *cHOKES*
ME AHHA
I don't need the Oreos to choke,
I've upgraded to choking on air-
@@sunniethesimp5674 i've upgraded to choking on nothing smh smh
SpiritualToxin omg I just ate Oreos
My friend: has an OC that's Kokichi with a lighter that's got half black and half white hair
Me: has an OC that dates that OC and she nicknamed him Oreo
This post: *eating Oreo*
YAGAMI ARE YOU VOTING KOKICHI FOR THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT OF 2020?
* gasps in Russian *
All I imagined when I read this was kokichi saying "it's a lie!"
OOP
An Offbrand Human YT I AM-
With jojotaro voice:*Yes yes yes yes*
Kokichi: YOU'RE A PAWN YOU'RE A PAWN YOU'RE A PAWN
Me, for absolutely no reason: pOnYo PoNyO pOnYo, fiShY in tHe sEa~
I-
@@nagitokomaeda3477 don't, I don't know either Toga
I LAUGHED WAY TO HARD AT THAT
Jacey Fong *WhEeZe*
I loved that movie ngl
Kokichi:”hey you looking to die “
Me”yes we’re can I get that shiz”
Kokichi: “I’m kidding it was a joke”
Me: “damn it”
Ikr, i was looking for answers 🙄
Me waiting for him to kill me be like-
Ah yes Gen Z at it's finest
im waiting for the tutorial my guy
nega watt
I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KOKICHI, I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KOKICHI, I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KOKICHI, I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON KOKICHI, I SWEAR I DONT
I hate how this has lots of likes lol
Yeah and neither do I but here we both are
i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies i totally didn’t have a lot of butterflies
@@aethcat neither did I! I felt... Absolutely nothing. I feel nothing and I don't hold any attraction to him. How could I? There is definitely nothing perfect about this.... Super... Annoying... Person? I don't have him as my icons or my wallpaper either, that's just absurd.
That’s what I tried to tell myself❤️
You do don't you
Here is the meaning of x listeners stories: Listen to ur anime crushes talking to u while u fangirl and read the comments 😂
*Yep I can agree*
Facts
I- true
@@fourey I NEARLY HAD A PANIC ATTACK, MY SISTER'S NAME IS HANNAH MAY
@@Springsteppy lolol forgive me for my name 😂
The audio:18+
Kokichi:16
Probably evryone: 14-15
🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟
LMAO YEA
HUEUUCHUEDHHUEX
HAHAH I'M 15 LOL
Im 13 but close😀
guys go outside and touch some trees 💀
im 14 lol
Him: you pushed me over that was unexpected
Me: IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN ♀️
me: *casually listening to the video*
*reaches the 18+*
Ad: *"wHy aReN't i pReGnAnT yEt??-"*
me: *"i actually.. don't know-"*
edit: why is everyone liking this comment so much, like i don't deserve this much likes lol. 🗿
Edit 2: FUHAHKOQWRXZVL GUYS THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES LMAO 😭😭
🤣✌️
I’m gonna call the cops now-
Guess what. I'm the 69th like
And guess what? I made that 70 likes :)
oh- okay then-
Why did he already start kissing us not even 10 minutes in-
*_yes, and that's no lie_*
hes a horny bastard w no rights smh
I *Agree*
@@deviant.daffodil that sounds about right
I'm not complaining-
No one:
Me: you look like a sexy moticycle vroom vROOM
Yes.
Yes
Yeah❤️
Yes please😳💕
shuichi be looking like a matorcycle
WHEN HE SAID "Son of a biscuit!" THE WAY MY SOUL LEVITATED OUT OF MY BODY-
“SON OF THE BISCUIT EATER THAT HURT!”
Time stamp
@AiriVA i said this a year ago ans I don't feel like listening to it again, but I think its near the start or the sus part😭
the audio: is 18+
11 year olds: haha speaker goes brrrrr
Brrrr
LMFAO-
Wow Lmao hahahahah
Is it weird that am here because am 14
@@sweetmoon8318 👀👄👀
There is Hope
There is Despair
and then there is...
K o k i c h i
*and there’s N A G I T O.*
Glenda Voronko y e s
K o c k i c h i I n T h e A i r
r a t b o i i n t h e a i r : )
Kokichi is a whole other concept
I
I love
I love this
I love this guy
I love this guy more
I love this guy more than
I love this guy more than memes
Kokichi: *Liar Liar plants for hire*
Same
Kokichi: "Kiss me"
Kokichi simps: " *Say less* "
As a Kokichi simp and kinnie: *yes*
This comment describes my life as a simp......how dare you call me out!
@@cannondowda5729 lol same
Anime:kiss me
People who simp said anime:*proceeds to kiss hug and cuddle*
Kiss me. NOW
My mom: *why do you wanna dye your hair purple?*
Me: *no reason....*
I died my hair purple once- the hair dye came out in a week and I had to dye again, the second time it wore out I just gave up and let it be dark brown with the now blonde fade from the bleach, it actually turned out pretty well-
@@arrowshady same mines starting to look kinda pinkish
Purple guy-
@@unknown-qj7le I don’t watch fnaf LMAO
I dyed my hair red just yesterday •
"I could be anything you want!"
Me: _s-sir this is Mc Donald's drive thru..._
If he can be anything I want, can he be real??..........
Itz Ayaka exactly
“Actually, that was a lie~”
“Liar? Me? No way!”
Everyone: Doubts
X
X
S o f u c k I n g t r u e
XXXXXXXX
Hitoshi Shinsou x
When elsa said "let it go" ✨🦋💗 you should have listened 🦋🧚♀️👑
HELP
Kokichi: "you look so delightfully gullible..I'm lovin it.."
Me: *mcdonalds*
👉🏻👈🏻 ruclips.net/video/DGXKUADHdW0/видео.html
Ha stupid
McGullible we are
nagito komeada wtf
LMAO
“Interested in....dying?”
Me: *yes actually*
* *Insert Maki saying 'Do you wanna die?* *
I immediately said yes once he asked and was looking for a comment that said that- we all share one braincell I swear
I am interested as well
I said that to
same can i die too??
Me fangirling and squealing at 4:37am
My cat: woah didn't know it did that 👁️👄👁️
Y E S
Opp 😳
@@simp9290 killua....? Go to bed
@@adriannataylor2565 ok😐
OMFG THESE COMMENTS
For the sinners:
31:20- at this part kokichi gets spicy.
33:02- clap part 🌚
CLAP PART PLSSS 💀💀💀
*thank you very much*
@//////@ f*cking hell-
@@ray_n0tf0und._71 shuichi im sorry that im here 😅
@@K-b-pp8mf Its okay-
Yagami: starts getting intimate
Me: starts getting into it
RUclips: *LET ME YELL YA ABOUT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS-*
*Seems Ligit*
um......
*y a s u h i r o*
@@Fwiperooni_ ......I.... I c-can explain???
YASUHIRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
@@syokore shhhh
*pulls up in a white van*
Oh, you again?
*hands a **30:13** swiftly*
It costs a like, though.
Have fun~
Why is it always the shinsos
Hitoshi you are a respectable sin dealer
@kill me OH GOD IT IS-
...we don't speak of this...**takes and runs away**
Sienna And now me-
Kokichi: “in fact, I’m going to pretend I love you”
Me: “sir, idc if your pretending or not.”
Yes his opinion is valid 🙄✋🏽💅🏽
XD
Me
????
Yasssss
When kokichi isn't even old enough to listen to his own audio:🧍🏻♂️
HES 20 WDYM???
@@LightBytess dead people don’t age-
@@Cutecore_tails wait was he not 20 when he got into the game?? i thought he was 🤨
hahhaahahahahhahha he's like 16 you numb knuckles
The only character i know that is 20 is yasahiro
SIR. SIR. IM GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO
K
E
E
P
T
H
E
N
O
I
S
E
D
O
W
N
SO LISTEN, your either going to keep the noise down Or WeRe GoInG tO cAlL tHe AuThOrItIeS
LMAO
BAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
@Arious {ari} FOOL ONE OF THESE BITCHES SAID MEXICANS
I
AM
QUESTIONING
MY
SEXUALITY
AND
LIFE
CHOICES
I THOUGHT I WAS A LESBIAN-
nevermind I'm a bi dude 🤩🤚
ME
TOO
Me
Too
Mate
Luck
Im
A
Girl
Yeeee
But
Im
Questioning
My
Sexuality
For
Sonia
@@thasmfcrazy OK BUT SAME
"Whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?"
Me: um sir are you having a ✨stroke✨ 👁👄👁 😀👋
Yes, infact he is✨💅
Guess so
*Bet he has one every day*
@@DumDum0621 damn
@Thing Two 38:38 !!
Plot twist: we’re all šExÿ MöTęRçYčLëś VrØöM VrÕòM
𝙔 𝙖 𝙮
we are shuichi now hehe
😃
Embarrassing
@@viven6237 omg daddy Levi
I showed this to my guy friend who loves danganronpa he said..
Ooooh gay gay gay gay super high school level gay.
YESSSSS, TAKE MY LIKE. YES.
Yes
Yes
Kokichi:a-ahhhh~
@@bellaravila5669 o h l o r d
RUclips:
RUclips: hey yat-
me: *comments*
You say sum?
Kokichi: *choking noises*
Subtitles: “[Music]”
34:11
Wow that's some great music 😂
music to my ears ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@joemama-ti1jj yup
Djsjehevdvshhgdhriakaka
*imagine Bakugou choking
34:11 😳
Kokichi: Looks 👀 like 💅they🤩couldn't😩handle😋the🥰Neutron 🥵style
IM PHOTOSYNTHESIZING BYE
WHATEDDGUSF IM FUXILING ASSENDISNC
@@hauntakatt PHOTOSYNTHESIZING HAHWSDHHASHDHSADHAHDHSA
@@silvershq YOUR WHAT?!💀
Same
**deletes search history, throws phone away**
*Claps intensely*
I don't Delete my History- should I be worried
My Dad Used My Account Yesterday-
He Didn't Noticed That on The Screen Cece's Video with 18+ Would Appear-
(Cece = Yagami Yato)
*takes back phone and watches again*
If I where you I would only delete search history and still watch it-
*kokichi2020*
Ladies and gentlemen I am proud to present the president of my country
If Kokichi had to claim and name a place what would it be?
Kokichi: * bully’s me *
Me: *.....it’s a lie?........right?*
He obviously is lol he's doing the birds and the bees with us
@@cup1dzl0v3r shoto be hot on your trail
@@0_gibberish_0 what I'm thinking 👁👄👁 I can hear him now rambling like midoriya
No it isn't ❤️
Kokichi Ouma :((( my dreams never come true..
Nobody:
Not even Kokichi:
Me: *extremely scared asexual noises*
Relatable
Me lmaaoooooooo
Same
That’s my cousin when I send stuff like this to her
CRIES IN ASEXUAL UNDERSTANDING
* people are watching them*
him, lowkey: so.. po*n hub live?
God no ruclips.net/video/DGXKUADHdW0/видео.html
Dear you are in the wrong anime
karma what you doing here?
nagito komeada WHY ARE YOU HERE NAGITO?
Karma, this is the wrong room, *why are you here?*
me;* has already watched this like 20 billion times *
my brain; n o
my thoughts; dont click it
my cat; n o
me; Y E S * clicks on the video *
god same. 😔
tap shift and the “ ; ” key-
Omg yes I love this video and none of my friends are concerned somehow
Me lol
I feel sorry for my Fbi agent this is the 4th time today I can't help it it's Kokichi
So does he hate liars or not?
The world may never know.
It’s a love hate relationship I’m guessing ::
@@I_cant_swim I hate you I love you- 🎶
Ok. Ill stop.
Well it all started...
@@funtimechicafan5490 no no no. Continue😃🔪
@@stopandwaitasec avatar**
Everyone: OMG WERE-
What we’re actually doing: math homework and kokichi’s throwing things.
And he’s also clapping for us when we completed our math
For those of us who are taller than him: Whats it like being topped by an oopa loompa?
LMFAO I'M DYING
I’m a whole 4 inches taller than him 😭😭😭
i’m 8 inches taller than him-
@@Sir-Bonz-Alot wait
Its scary
The only thing I can think about is monokuma looking through the cameras like: yA gEt iNtO iT
I would like this comment but it's at 69 comments and it needs to stay LMAO
This needs to be taken down rnLEKFLDOCKS XDD
noooo 😂💀
YUH GET IT SISTAAAA 😏✨✨
- monokuma
Oh dear...
I was just wondering that If there ever would be Kiibo x listener, would the 18+ part be like h*lding h*nds with him 😳
*GASP* that's dirty!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA
@@pinkmochamilk Ikr 😼
@@idvgrantz You sinner 😌👌🏻
ASHDAAHDADHAHDJADLAA
Subtitles: Your a pond your a pond your a pond.
What Kokichi really said: Your a pawn your a pawn your a pawn.
I’m a pond 😰
🔇AYO🔇HE🔇BROKE🔇THE🔇FORTH🔇WALL-🔇
🔊🔊AYOOO🔊YOUR🔊MIC🔊IS🔊OFF🔊🔊
Huh? I can't hear you fam
🔊AYO🔊SPEAK🔊UP🔊
🔊AYO🔊Y’ALL🔊HEAR🔊SMTH🔊
🔊 AYO 🔊 THE 🔊 WATER 🔊 STILL 🔊 ON 🔊
“It’s a joke”
*You’re the joke kokichi.*
His existence isnt a joke,cause jokes have meaning
artsy_izzy bears *I see that u are a gacha Tuber*, I’ll give it a pass cause u are funny doe
@artsy_izzy bears I SNORTED BAHAHHDJFHTNS
WOwiE
Kokichi being a joke? I can see this
I'm just fangirling so hard right now
Kokichi: sOn Of a BiScUiT
( EDIT) wooooow so many likes
HAHAHHA SAME
Not it's son of despair
Sweet Dreams Audio 2:13
@@remisbestgirlfightme3366 *Junko poses in despair*
*MISS* this is the *WRONG* anime
THE FIRST FEW SECONDS IN THIS-
Kokichi: you interested in dying?
Me: yes.
Kokichi: hahahaha!! I’m just joking!!
Me: yOu maDE an ofFeR-!!!
Kokichi: "You're hiding things from me, aren't you?"
Me: *slowly pulls snacks out of my pockets*
That's me wtf xD
HeY!!! WhY'd YoU sTeAl mEh SnAcK's!!!
*eating rose petals in the corner of the room* .... *Want some?*
@@britishunholyscreechingnis5837 Yes please-
This is my fanta... Leave me aloNE KICHI
POV: your Kokichi’s body pillow of panta
Omfg 😭💔
Lmao 😂
ILL FUCKING TAKE IT THOUGH LMAO
AUAUAUAUAU
@A Person that is in your closet I'M IN FUCKING ORBIT SIWBKSBX
At this point, it’s not even asmr. He’s just getting fangirls off.
Ikr
And maybe fanboys
Woop woop
Kokichi Oma I’m-🏃🏻
On discord my name is kinkichi Oma cause kokichi is kInkY
Kokichi a week after this be like-
Kaito & kokichi fighting
Kokichi: thats why i got to have "It" with Y/N
Kaito: YOUR JUST LYING AGAIN
Me: *blushing*
Kaito: WHAT!
Idk why i made this im just bored-
I’m laughing like a phyco
@@WaterbugII lol
when he said “or just give me those lips” my whole body stopped moving- like damn idk im feelin sum
wait what time stamp is this
Bro same- my ovaries really went: ⬆️⬅️↙️⬇️➡️↗️⬆️⬇️↘️
Everyone to kokichi:╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
Kokichi:(c" ತ,_ತ)
Mans just pair him up with Todoroki and they would be saying baby 24/7 like a fucking pornstar
@@collenestia9295 that’s true lol
I JUST WHEEZED SO HARD, IM SORRY, IM SORRY, BUT IM LIKE 7 INCHES TALLER THAN HIM AND CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
👁👄👁
Im 10-20 inches taller than him BAHAHAHA
what🧍♀️
I'm 5'3 and a half & my gf is 5'1, exact same height as Kokichi, so I can imagine this a lot more easier---
@@alexis_stone0580 *"their not cheating dont worry! Their just listening to yagami yato :D.."*
SHE DID IT. SHE DID IT.
I might only like girls-
But hell yes. Kokichi.
kam 2020 except for him❤️
Anime characters don’t count
French Rat then I’m lesbian 😌
eviloff YES YES YES
AMEN
No one:
No one at all:
Absolutely no one:
Kokichi: I'm loving it
Me: yeah uh, can I get a happy meal please
no one:
not even a single soul:
Kokichi: *"that son of a BISCUIT"*
I love ur pfp
@@hopelara4921 thanks
My headphones? Dead.
My sanity? Gone.
My kin? Kokichi.
Me? Still going to watch this video because YES.
Hotel? Travigo.
Kokichi Ouma
HEYYY another kokichi kin!
I have no other words than yes
Making my way downtown
Freddy Fazbear
I am going to be scared :(
CEO of travigo
OmL yEs
Kokichi💜: You have a crush on me don’t you?
Me: **VIOLENTLY REMEMBERING MY CRUSH ON HIM**
Also me: Whaaaaaaaat? No waaay-
*I’m more like...*
Kokichi: you have a crush one me don’t you?~~
Me: ...fuck he found me out
Kokichi: I know you got a crush on me you just don’t know it yet~
Me: GODDAMIT U FOUND ME OUT ALREADY 😫😫😫😫😫
Yes thats me denying that I still have a crush on someone who did ne wrong--- ×S M A C C× nOiCe
It’s a lie~
@@kyrac8042 think we all died when we heard this in the grape mans voice
Yall really support this...🤨
right? likee...
I mean-
"I Actually Hate Liers"
The Whole Danganronpa Fandom:So You Hate Yourself.
*liars
@@rabidbunny3178 thanks Hawks.
Im not realy good on the phone.
@@tamakiamajiki8130 😘 no problem
Who showed Hawks and Tamaki Danganronpa :'/
@@rabidbunny3178 daddy eyeliner?
Kokichi: Interested In dieing?
Me: That's the best pick-up line on the face of the earth.
annabelle hersey *dying
Apparently in history to die means to nut. Lmao
Remember
Me:-slowly falling asleep-
-hears clapping-
Me:IM UP IM UP
Lol 🤣🤣
LMFAOOOO
*OMFG LMAOOOO*
Wake yo ass up.
Bitch I'm up.I'm up.The fuck.
SAME I-
31:38 HIS LAUGH.TURNED INTO A MOAN.
I REPEAT
HIS.LAUGH.TURNED.INTO.A.MOAN
WHEW 🥵🥵
Omg
🥵🥵
🔥🔥
Hello fellow kokichi simps ^^
me clicking faster than the speed of light: *LET ME IIIIINNNN*
Shigaraki to u.a:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even me:
Kokichi: "son of a *biscuit* "
Edit: WHOLY CRAP ALMOST 1K LIKES THATS MORE THAN I'VE EVER GOTTEN E TYSMM
U-Uraraka-
w-wrong anime...-
@@veedriod9250 Aw frick, again??
😭😭😭
XD i laughed sooo hard at that lol
Bisky has a son😰
Friends:I listen to cardi b
What I listen to:
I see no problems with this.
FACTS
OoP-
XDDD
WAP
WAP
34:56 .Kokichi: I must insist you take that back
Me: TaKe ThAt BaCk LeOrIo
🤣🤣🤣
I said take it back. “It’s mr leorio.”
I said take it back
is kurapika lost 😂😂
Its mr leorio
Me : *cries in hydraulic press*
MIU WHY ARE YOU HERE
[WHEEZE] wait i shouldnt be laughing-
Pfft-
NO
Girl shush you died from toilet paper 😂😂
"It's only death, what's the worse than could happen?"
Death
Grim reaper: am i a j o k e to you
Tee yes 😀
Slow torture
Stepping on a Lego's worse
😥😭 (┳Д┳)
Stepping on your pets tail or drowning in lava with diamonds. Y’all uneducated swines
Kokichi: *choking*
Subtitles: (Music)
Me: Ah, my favorite song
(Edit: aAaAaAa 1.6k likes thankssssss)
AIJSUAHAIAHAHA NO-
Kokichi: Waaaaaaaaaaaaa YOur So MeAn!!!!!
*Inhales*
CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME-
HAKSJAKHEKSHDKAHS WTF SJSJSH
Same bro I love that song
Kokichi is someone that I would hate in real life
And I'm glad he's not real so I can still love him
well i didn't know i'd fine you here