5 WORST Planets for Stormtroopers to be Stationed on

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  • Being a Stormtrooper is tough but being stationed on some planets was worse than being stationed on others.
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  • @josephmccarthy6098
    @josephmccarthy6098 6 лет назад +1060

    Hoth was the best planet to be on. your camouflage actually worked and you weren't hot all the time.

    • @GannerRhysode
      @GannerRhysode 6 лет назад +169

      Joseph McCarthy also no sand. I hate sand. It’s course and it gets everywhere

    • @DhonJoe
      @DhonJoe 6 лет назад +50

      GannerRhysode
      Oh believe me I crash landed on jakku it sucked.

    • @puffpuffpass3214
      @puffpuffpass3214 5 лет назад +9

      @@GannerRhysode I get the reference lol

    • @vaughane.560
      @vaughane.560 5 лет назад +17

      Weren’t hot all the time? True, but it did get really coldth....

    • @jarrahtree7454
      @jarrahtree7454 5 лет назад +1

      lol, true

  • @ancapftw9113
    @ancapftw9113 6 лет назад +410

    "The forest floor of kashyyk was so hostile that no sentint being had ever gone there."
    *ignores KOTOR*

    • @Mr.DiughGames
      @Mr.DiughGames 6 лет назад +4

      What happened in KOTOR?

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 6 лет назад +64

      Mr. Diugh you actually go to the surface to look for a star map, and meet humans that are hunting down there, an ex jedi, a wookie that you were ordered to kill, and mandolorians.

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 6 лет назад +7

      Mr. Diugh but the ex jedi and hunters were human. And many of the mandos were too.

    • @Mr.DiughGames
      @Mr.DiughGames 6 лет назад

      AncapFTW I need to see gameplay of this so I can understand the situation.

    • @Demonai_Warrior
      @Demonai_Warrior 6 лет назад +7

      AncapFTW And Republic Commando.

  • @unknownuser4692
    @unknownuser4692 6 лет назад +815

    Mandalore is basically a barren planet of flying SAS troops

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 6 лет назад +52

      Samuel Kerby Or Spetznaz. I've seen one throw a trenching shovel like a knife and hit the target. Not someone I'd want to tangle with. 🙂

    • @bigbadbob7070
      @bigbadbob7070 6 лет назад +50

      Samuel Kerby a barren planet that has one of the only deposits of the strongest metal in the entire galaxy. Who wouldn’t want that?
      Oh... those who don’t want to get murdered by Space Spartans.

    • @Scortch-lo3xy
      @Scortch-lo3xy 5 лет назад

      this is true

    • @Myriad2309
      @Myriad2309 5 лет назад +5

      I think you mean team rainbow operatives with jetpacks and rockets

    • @quigongym5206
      @quigongym5206 5 лет назад +8

      Flying navy seals

  • @sarcastian
    @sarcastian 6 лет назад +8

    Kashyyyk’s forest floor was known as “the shadowlands” Wookie’s were sent down there in exile. Darth Revan went down there twice in search of an ancient Rakatan star map.

  • @internetzenmaster8952
    @internetzenmaster8952 6 лет назад +713

    You think Stormtroopers have it bad?
    Try being a Clone Trooper during the Clone Wars... you could run into Separatist monsters like General 'I collect lightsabers as a hobby' Grievous and end up sliced apart by that chainsaw he's got hidden under that cloak simply because you're keeping him from new additions to his collection.
    The Stormtrooper Corp has it easy just fighting a bunch of rag-tag insurrectionists and upstart rebels.

    • @Mr.DiughGames
      @Mr.DiughGames 6 лет назад +84

      Internet Zen Master True the Clones had it worse and yet they were the greatest soldiers in the Star Wars universe.

    • @tylergarrett4498
      @tylergarrett4498 6 лет назад +7

      Internet Zen Master Umbara

    • @GannerRhysode
      @GannerRhysode 6 лет назад +19

      Internet Zen Master stormtroopers may have had it easy unless you were stationed on Death Stars 1 or 2, a super star destroyer, in the Carida system, in the maw cluster, or any number of places where literally everyone hated you. At least the republic clones were wanted on some planets. Almost all stormtroopers were hated as garrison forces

    • @TheGrandOracle
      @TheGrandOracle 6 лет назад +1

      And an army of unthinking killing machines as inept as they are.

    • @torntokoroa3357
      @torntokoroa3357 6 лет назад +7

      GannerRhysode Well that tends to happen when you join the dictator's military despite your reason
      Unlike Stormtroopers Clones could actually fight, didn't always need a jedi leader to fight their battles, and oh the whole not abusing power thing helped

  • @L0stEngineer
    @L0stEngineer 6 лет назад +232

    I'll tell you what the worst planet I've seen as a storm trooper is, Comiccon in the San Diego system. It was crowded, overpriced, smelled funny and filled with strange aliens (humanity first!) It was so full that my platoon and I were charging a rebel propaganda panel and we couldn't get through the game of thrones barrier. I end up having to settle with just buying a steampunk trinket.

    • @paulgrotebeverborg1119
      @paulgrotebeverborg1119 6 лет назад +14

      Meme from the Internet system is way worse. Lots of crazy aliens and many of them are pretty hostile. And one of the countries there can defeat you easily because they have the high ground. Luckily i have been stationed on one of the more peaceful human populated places on that planet, it's quite nice there if there is no war.

    • @paulgrotebeverborg1119
      @paulgrotebeverborg1119 6 лет назад +7

      Seriously, i could tell what some of my friends had to go trough there, you would be terrified.

    • @mr.voidout4739
      @mr.voidout4739 4 года назад +1

      Buncha death-stick junkie degenerates, the lot of em!

  • @spartadragonrider
    @spartadragonrider 6 лет назад +257

    Felucia should've been #1 just from the 501st journal "...month after month of flesh eating diseases and shrieking nocturnal predators..." not to mention the jungle felucians from force unleashed 1 some of which rode rancors.

    • @davisjosephpereiraumana4511
      @davisjosephpereiraumana4511 6 лет назад +21

      Dramus the Ice Dragon Yep. Felucia's definitely a beautiful hellhole.

    • @khartog01
      @khartog01 6 лет назад +17

      Planet Australia

    • @MrMarinus18
      @MrMarinus18 6 лет назад +9

      On Felucia they lost about 4 times as many clones to the enviroment as to droids.

    • @hovering6703
      @hovering6703 6 лет назад +1

      who are you telling I hate that planet .My first I won flelucia was with 1 reinforcement.one guy seriously I hate that place. Freaken Aacklya

    • @Kuoted
      @Kuoted 5 лет назад +1

      Was great until you mentioned Force Unleashed.

  • @maxjones503
    @maxjones503 6 лет назад +7

    I think you underplayed the downing of that Star Destroyer. It took all of their efforts, including hundreds of droid fighters, a massive minefield and numerous months of planning and preparation, maybe even years including all of the connections they had to make. Furthermore,​ they had many personnel operating from their base in addition to the 10-20 field operatives.

  • @olliesloane151
    @olliesloane151 6 лет назад +124

    Dathomir deserved an honourable mention imo. Native to rancors, crazy night sister tribes and other monsters.

    • @plx01
      @plx01 6 лет назад +8

      Chad Thundercock Not really a place youd see Imperial outposts though

    • @GannerRhysode
      @GannerRhysode 6 лет назад +7

      Zack Ok except in Star Wars Empire at War where there’s an entire base there. And every single person in the base dies.

    • @olliesloane151
      @olliesloane151 6 лет назад +2

      Zack Ok pretty sure warlord Zinji had an outpost there.

    • @GannerRhysode
      @GannerRhysode 6 лет назад +1

      Chad Thundercock Palpatine had a bass there

    • @GannerRhysode
      @GannerRhysode 6 лет назад +2

      Dathomir was claimed for the Empire by an officer named Zsinj, then commanding the Victory-class Star Destroyer Iron Fist. One year after the Battle of Yavin, an outbreak of the Blackwing Virus took place and a large area of land was quarantined, including an Undead Rancor. A group of spacers where eventually permitted entrance, and did several quest to keep people safe and defeat zombies, killing the Rancor mutant over time. Around 2 BBY Emperor Palpatine reestablished a penal colony for important political prisoners, while the Imperial garrison hunted the remaining Kwi to near-extinct

  • @LeviathanTamer31
    @LeviathanTamer31 6 лет назад +49

    I'm surprised that Tatooine wasn't on here. Hot, Barren, _Boring._ Not to mention they don't even have trooper armor specifically meant for the sand, so they had to deal with the nasty nitty gritty stuff, and on top of that if you were on patrol anywhere _outside_ of town, you were liable to get attacked by a Krait Dragon or worse and unfortunately much more commonly *_The Sand People._*
    Patrolling stormtroopers were often noted to be used as _target practice_ by the local sand raiders, who could pick off an entire patrol and then disappear, almost without a trace.

    • @kevray
      @kevray 5 лет назад +1

      Regular soldiers weren't stationed in Tatooine, Get this they were called Sandtroopers and their armor actually did help with the sand and they were well trained for the dangers of the planet

    • @strangeonexd4776
      @strangeonexd4776 5 лет назад +3

      Tusken Raiders
      The ISIS of Star Wars.

    • @invinciblereason1618
      @invinciblereason1618 5 лет назад +2

      As the first comment states, sandtroopers were used there and their armour had cooling systems to deal with the heat. Sure, it's not as interesting as some other planets but I'd rather be bored than to be teared apart by flesh eating viruses and rancors. I'd rather be stationed outside a cantina or riding around the desert on a dewback than stuck on umbara in the constant dark or on dathomir. Jawas are funny little lads and if you can't deal with a few sandy bois then you shouldn't have joined the empire.

  • @eirikbrattengbratlien9942
    @eirikbrattengbratlien9942 6 лет назад +109

    number 6: any planet where a main caracter is on.

    • @shadow3675
      @shadow3675 6 лет назад +1

      krunk and skunk the hunters yea pretty much even worse if the heroes don't kill you 9 outta 10 your boss will.

    • @ernst7704
      @ernst7704 4 года назад +1

      *coughs* plot armor

    • @Dimensional597
      @Dimensional597 3 года назад

      And then there's the prequels characters that you know that survive lol

    • @Ct-vv5ez
      @Ct-vv5ez 3 года назад

      Any place where you are 100 miles near a named person who comes up multiple times

  • @afroartist1086
    @afroartist1086 5 лет назад +6

    In my time in the Stormtrooper core I was stationed at Kasshykk. It was hot and sometimes moist. The Wookies alothough chained were sometimes a bit intimidating and my squad leader actually fell off one of the massive trees to his death. But other than that, it was quite nice and peaceful, mainly because we never had to fight.

  • @sirshotty7689
    @sirshotty7689 6 лет назад +141

    You know Wookie meat is a lot like Ewok except it's a little more chewy
    Dad jokes

    • @whobricks2420
      @whobricks2420 5 лет назад +2

      Sir Shotty Vader jokes

    • @electr4367
      @electr4367 4 года назад

      Hahaha

    • @iz1629
      @iz1629 4 года назад

      Sir Shotty That’s pretty funny not lieing

    • @diegoruss326
      @diegoruss326 3 года назад

      How would u know that

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 3 года назад

      @@diegoruss326 when you get to the rank of staff sergeant you sometimes get the Benefits of seeing some of the CG’s “exquisite imports” and let’s just say they won’t notice if some of it’s missing.

  • @KushSalad
    @KushSalad 6 лет назад +152

    Felucia, Umbara, and Mandalor would be flat terrible.
    Edit: And Endor. Cannibalistic teddy bears who set up traps and murder you with rocks, sticks and primitive weapons.

    • @eliasstein8440
      @eliasstein8440 6 лет назад +9

      Frothy Walrus especially Umbara with all the crazy advanced technology and the ruthless natives ready to disembowel you at a moments notice

    • @KushSalad
      @KushSalad 6 лет назад +5

      Elias Stein Right? Crazy tech, perpetual darkness, hostile natives and ravenous monster like creatures everywhere. Fuckin’ nightmare.

    • @shionyorigami666
      @shionyorigami666 6 лет назад +1

      Actually the Umbarans supported the Empire, so it couldn't have been too bad.

    • @KushSalad
      @KushSalad 6 лет назад +1

      Feyascia Mercurial Wow didn’t know that. Why the fuck would the Empire not incorporate Umbaran technology into their military??? Their vehicles and weapons were off the rails!

    • @stardude2006
      @stardude2006 6 лет назад

      Frothy Walrus 😊

  • @Marukuzuu
    @Marukuzuu 6 лет назад +158

    Where is endor? I heard they eat stormtrooper for breakfast ! And they also have gorax and advance starfighter flying ewoks!

    • @napoleonicinfanterie6377
      @napoleonicinfanterie6377 6 лет назад +7

      Sean ewoks are good as burgers and fries

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 6 лет назад +6

      "Did word of our secret project get leaked?" Warlod Ziinj upon hearing the New Republic had an Ewok pilot (Really Wedge with an Ewok plush puppet piloting a TIE Interceptor.)

    • @justinbowers2749
      @justinbowers2749 6 лет назад +5

      Long Live the Empire and death to every foe and traitor

    • @attilathehun5067
      @attilathehun5067 6 лет назад +2

      Sean, the thing is, if an Ewok kills you, that's pretty bad. but if you kill an ewok, that's very good. Delicious, in fact. Also, the chance of you killing an ewok are greater than the chances of an ewok killing you, just look at the ballte of endor. There were far less stormtroopers than ewoks, but the stormtroopers were barely defeated, and only because some rebel scum managed to get their hands on an ATST.

    • @attilathehun5067
      @attilathehun5067 6 лет назад +1

      Ew? Obviously you've never tasted ewok cheeks.

  • @TheIrenekarabel
    @TheIrenekarabel 5 лет назад +16

    Stormtrooper: light, weak, bad shots, comfortable, big groups
    Clones: strong, family, small and big groups, uncomfortable, great shots.

  • @SynapticWyrm
    @SynapticWyrm 6 лет назад +28

    if i was stationed on madalore
    officer "You will be stationed on mandalore"
    me "aw HEEEEEEELLLLLLLL no"

    • @anthonyrodriguez8788
      @anthonyrodriguez8788 5 лет назад

      Don't worry if you get stationed on Mandalore you also get Mandalorians on your side.

    • @nathansingleton7532
      @nathansingleton7532 5 лет назад +2

      If I was stationed on Mandalore I'd ask for a DLT-19 (laser machinegun rifle like sandtroopers would use), or I'd at least try to get myself assigned to be an anti-infantry turret gunner so I could defend myself better from Mandalorian air ambushes

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 4 года назад +7

    "It's so dangerous on the forest floor of Kaskyyyk, no sentient being had ever been down there."
    Revan: Am I a joke to you?

  • @benjamingrist6539
    @benjamingrist6539 6 лет назад +179

    Twi'leks. The Polish of Star Wars.
    I mean this as a compliment. :)

    • @BuckingBadger
      @BuckingBadger 6 лет назад +5

      Or the French when i hear one speak or see there culture it usually reminds me of France

    • @Tireledhwen
      @Tireledhwen 6 лет назад +4

      No.. no... the French compared to Poland? HAHAHAHAHAHA Polski

    • @BuckingBadger
      @BuckingBadger 6 лет назад

      RealGladrion who said anything about comparison

    • @Tireledhwen
      @Tireledhwen 6 лет назад

      -facepalm- read up

    • @googlename4224
      @googlename4224 6 лет назад +11

      RealGladrion calm down, Germany gets both of you :)

  • @pfc.christianl.3660
    @pfc.christianl.3660 6 лет назад +197

    But what if you've been unknowingly sleeping with the alien's daughter, and if they leave she goes too? Not speaking from experience because good troops don't sleep with the locals, just wanted to know the repercussions...for the Empire.

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  6 лет назад +47

      Sounds like an epic story of love and loss

    • @KamenSentaiMetalHero
      @KamenSentaiMetalHero 6 лет назад +21

      clovewine Romeo and Juliet: Stomtrooper Edition 😎😊😁😂😆🤣

    • @MandalorV7
      @MandalorV7 6 лет назад +20

      Someone is enjoying his time on Ryloth I see. But that is another way to get killed. Those dancing Twi'lik girls will put the moves on you, just close enough to stab a blade in your backside.

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 6 лет назад +6

      Generation Tech will there be Earth vs/in Star Wars videos in the future? Also we want detailed Earth based firearms vs blasters description videos!!!!

    • @darthfenrir4892
      @darthfenrir4892 6 лет назад

      Peter Yim I know they were doing a Republic vs Earth series, though I don't know what the hell happened to it.

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 6 лет назад +87

    Those poor stormtroopers and Great video. Love the star wars content.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 6 лет назад +3

      Kashyyk is basically Australia with really big trees.

  • @DoctorKalkyl
    @DoctorKalkyl 6 лет назад +36

    1.Catachan! No wait, wrong universe!

    • @spartadragonrider
      @spartadragonrider 6 лет назад +1

      so felucia

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 6 лет назад +8

      Felucia at its absolute worst/most hostile doesn't even come close to Catachan. Seriously, that place is *stupidly dangerous.* Why does humanity even live there?!

    • @spartadragonrider
      @spartadragonrider 6 лет назад +2

      I meant it more as "the closest thing star wars has to catachan" but yes nothing really comes close to the ork infested green death ball.

    • @Madd69
      @Madd69 5 лет назад +1

      Or cadia learn to kill heretics before you can read have a starring contest with the eye of terror and generally just die

    • @invinciblereason1618
      @invinciblereason1618 5 лет назад

      Armageddon is up there as well. And Oliensis, the planet in the eye of terror that is literally just a giant fat dude in the fetal position.

  • @Havoc14757
    @Havoc14757 6 лет назад +28

    What about Endor, the ewoks there kill and eat your fellow stormtroopers and on Lothal they blew up basicly 99% of the imperials there.

  • @lh5125
    @lh5125 4 года назад +3

    would be nice to see a division of stormtroopers that are actually feared

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 5 лет назад +5

    I would have put Felucia on here.
    Overall the stormtrooper Corp had it easy. They only had to deal with a few ragtag insurgents and the occasional smuggler. The Clonetroopers had it so, so much worse. Going toe to toe usually outnumbered by an army of ruthless and diverse literal killing machines. I’d fight 3 rebels before I dare stand anywhere near a B2. And that wasn’t even the tip of the iceberg in what monstrosities the separatists could pump out. Droidekas, Magnaguards, BX-series, Shadow droids, crab droids, aerial droids, not to mention the separatists could actually field tanks in large numbers unlike the rebellion. I doubt stormtroopers would fare well against the Confederacy had they engaged in combat.

  • @articusramos808
    @articusramos808 6 лет назад +18

    Naw I want to be on Raxus Prime. All that junk, boring location, and over all a health hazard to many it's a great place to Clean the hulls of Star destroyers.

  • @Lorgar64
    @Lorgar64 5 лет назад +5

    I call bullshit! I distinctly recall finding wookies, a jedi, mandalorians, and czerka corporation operatives on the forest floor while following the trail left by a couple of sith lords.

  • @sausagelawyer575
    @sausagelawyer575 6 лет назад +13

    Man I miss The Clone Wars

  • @theinfernostud6226
    @theinfernostud6226 6 лет назад +1

    I remember as a Commander I patrol Jedta.
    We been attack. We had 2 Tanks, 10 Sandtroopers (Me being a Sandtrooper), 2 Scouts ahead us.
    We attack by rebel scum. We took cover from a rocket.
    The tanks blew up. Troopers keep dying. Everyone died.
    Only 5 survivors we got on a shuttle before Jedta.

  • @dakotaballenger8374
    @dakotaballenger8374 6 лет назад +4

    Best channel! I seriously didn't know you knew Chris Chappell from China uncensored. Makes u cooler!

  • @nameless5413
    @nameless5413 5 лет назад +2

    how about Korriban?
    place through which most stray jedis rampage through, random sith lords kill stormies just because. not to mention all the dark energy and pressumingly still functioning traps from Sith Empire days.

  • @scottishbananaclan
    @scottishbananaclan 4 года назад +4

    If I was a stormtrooper I wouldn't want to be on a death star, they tend to blow up

  • @seasonsfearingthereaper5290
    @seasonsfearingthereaper5290 6 лет назад

    Great video man 👍

  • @nickygunns0821
    @nickygunns0821 6 лет назад +13

    Do best planets for a stormtrooper next video

  • @danboss3346
    @danboss3346 4 года назад

    Thanks, I'll bring this up in the next mission briefing

  • @jedidrummerjake
    @jedidrummerjake 6 лет назад +37

    I imagine Hoth would be #6.

    • @thingness_2989
      @thingness_2989 6 лет назад +3

      Hoth was a secret rebellion base location the Empire didnt know there was any life there

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 6 лет назад

      Except nobody wants The place. Also, See Vietnam.

    • @ManiacalMill
      @ManiacalMill 5 лет назад

      @TheNewyorkdragon In what way does it make no sense for an overwhelming victory to greatly improve morale?

    • @whobricks2420
      @whobricks2420 5 лет назад

      Well.
      You would have camo

  • @MrMarinus18
    @MrMarinus18 6 лет назад +1

    I think one of the worst would be Felucia. During the clone wars the republic army lost about 4 times as many clones to the enviroment as to droids. The separatists didn't fare much better and most of their droids ceased up due to corrosion, were overwhelmed by the difficult enviroment or were crushed by animals.

  • @cheez2550
    @cheez2550 4 года назад

    Thanks for your help!
    I’ll work on maybe......... Coruscant?

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones 2 года назад +1

    I mean, just… Endor. The Ewoks probably gave the Imperials who survived the Battle of Endor nightmares, and also Battlefront 2’s Ewok Hunt mode.

  • @candycorn8750
    @candycorn8750 6 лет назад +14

    For every Generation tech post a tear falls out of my eye

  • @mcfata3059
    @mcfata3059 6 лет назад

    Please do a second video of this

  • @robosy715
    @robosy715 6 лет назад +22

    Count Dooku did nothing wrong

    • @GannerRhysode
      @GannerRhysode 6 лет назад +2

      Robosy robosy we’ll losing his hands wasn’t right.....

    • @leumas5476
      @leumas5476 5 лет назад

      Is this a berserk reference?

  • @hollywebster5357
    @hollywebster5357 6 лет назад

    glad u put some battlefront ll in here

  • @slimshady9147
    @slimshady9147 6 лет назад +60

    Stormtrooper Corp were made to keep peace and stability in our great empire and not fight a war against butt hurt scum.Long Live Emperor Palpatine

    • @napoleonicinfanterie6377
      @napoleonicinfanterie6377 6 лет назад +1

      Kingwhales Aquachannel for the Empire!!!!!!

    • @Mr.DiughGames
      @Mr.DiughGames 6 лет назад +1

      Bullshit, more like oppress civilians and start genocides.

    • @monasyed9625
      @monasyed9625 6 лет назад

      Long live Palpatine, Long live Darth Vader, and Long live the Empire

    • @slimshady9147
      @slimshady9147 6 лет назад +2

      As the Jedi did against the night of the sith order

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 6 лет назад

      They could have turned entire the entire Stormtrooper corp into phase zero dark troopers, but its too late for that.
      My android clones could fight against everything they encountered hostile among vastly infinite omniverse, whether be their own evil twins, genocidal cybernetic aliens, reality-breaking psychopaths, magic manipulating beings, and some Lovecraft-level monsters.
      They could adapt in any forms of planets, befriend any neutral or peaceful civilizations, can grant the best security you could ask for, usually doesn't interfere in any politics or religion, and discovered replicating milkshakes.

  • @sovietonion5867
    @sovietonion5867 6 лет назад +3

    "...aside from the occasional orbital super laser strike..."

  • @pirkster3523
    @pirkster3523 6 лет назад

    Remember that muddy place from Solo? RIP

  • @mayberufus7629
    @mayberufus7629 6 лет назад +2

    Trandosians (bossk's species) helped with the invasion of kasyyyk. that comes from SW edge of the empire. My character a trandosian was born there's and want to free it with the help of the rebel Alliance

  • @Em.P14
    @Em.P14 5 лет назад

    the most badass team-overkill in starwars history, first casualty of the deathstar striking for the second time in rogue one. damn i'd die to be in his place XD

  • @TheGrandOracle
    @TheGrandOracle 6 лет назад +2

    No sentient being set foot on the floor? Bruh Revan! Jolee bindo, zaalbar, mission need I go on

  • @timothy6672
    @timothy6672 5 лет назад +1

    Y'all missed the Marine Corps base in 29 palms. Two years was like a living hell lol

  • @itsjustawatermelon714
    @itsjustawatermelon714 5 лет назад +2

    Vader and palpatine the type of guys to station a squad of stormtroopers on mustafar just to see them go crazy

  • @avolto4822
    @avolto4822 5 лет назад +1

    Don’t forget Mon Cala one of the only planets that openly and actively seceded and fought against the empire

  • @theoneyoudontsee8315
    @theoneyoudontsee8315 6 лет назад

    good stuff!

  • @Velganice
    @Velganice 6 лет назад

    At 1:30 that center Twi'leks head looks like something else lol

  • @connorstrieby9042
    @connorstrieby9042 6 лет назад +3

    Listening to you describe stormtrooper life on Jedha, it sounds a lot like what happens to US soldiers in the Middle East. Their armor makes them stick out among the local people, and their patrols are attacked by religious groups.

  • @austinroos9355
    @austinroos9355 6 лет назад

    I did not notice that the negative space in his t shirt was the millennium falcon till now

  • @laynehollis
    @laynehollis 5 лет назад

    I’m a stormtrooper and I’m stationed on Coruscant and it’s nice. I get to see my kids and wife and I’ve never had to fire my blaster. Pretty city all and all.

  • @Itchy__
    @Itchy__ 5 лет назад

    I thought you would mention Endor. It is hell of the galaxy for stormtroopers. Enough to break the toughest soldier. You aren’t even safe in your cozy AT-ST.

  • @lieutenantnitewolf3337
    @lieutenantnitewolf3337 2 года назад

    I think the best planets to be stationed on during the empire like between 18BBY and 1BBY is Courscant, Naboo, Tattoine, Polis Masa at least before the empire attacked the rebels while the empire was looking for the death star plans, death star before its destruction (it may be the most boring assignment in the galaxy but, at least it will keep you from getting killed), a fleet over Mygetto, Kamino (before star killer was cloned and after the Kamino uprising), a fleet over Felucia, a fleet over Mustafar (after destroying the Droid army and Gizor Delso), fleet over Naboo (after destroying the queens army of jedi knights) and a fleet over Tattoine. I think having your own fleet like over Tattoine is perfect and has alot of positives. Pretty much i rather be on the death star during 11BBY til 1BBY at least its safe and pretty much gets you out of action for a while.

  • @Azachor
    @Azachor 5 лет назад +1

    I used to be stationed Mandalore, I changed around 5000 colleagues in the course of 3.5 years.
    Now amongst the bounty hunters, I'm known as The_Psycho...

  • @brickfanproductions5811
    @brickfanproductions5811 6 лет назад +5

    Great video

  • @EmperorMonkey35
    @EmperorMonkey35 6 лет назад +5

    Felucia...

  • @somchatewasantwisut5959
    @somchatewasantwisut5959 6 лет назад

    There's also Endor where if you are the scout trooper who is unfortunate enough to be separated from your patrol unit, you might end up as a dinner for the native sentient teddy bears!

  • @shawnthomas7202
    @shawnthomas7202 6 лет назад +9

    Can you do best places to be as stormtrooper next? (YOU NOT BEN)

  • @HCUhardcoreUnited
    @HCUhardcoreUnited 6 лет назад

    Go to Cardia, it's nice there.

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 6 лет назад

    That was pretty Awesome

  • @ironstarofmordian7098
    @ironstarofmordian7098 5 лет назад

    That's the irony of the Stormtrooper Corp. They we're supposed to be the equivalent of Army Rangers yet they we're utterly useless in action

  • @evilovesperry
    @evilovesperry 6 лет назад

    thanks I head to space bootcamp next week!

  • @heathward8826
    @heathward8826 6 лет назад

    I love you allen!

  • @ristonvesotsky953
    @ristonvesotsky953 4 года назад

    Gen tech is Yang Gang!

  • @balivijitong5673
    @balivijitong5673 6 лет назад +1

    Do best planets for a stormtrooper, I've just graduated from the academy and I want to know what to look forward to when serving my great and beautiful empire

  • @edwardchaervey5545
    @edwardchaervey5545 6 лет назад +1

    Note how all of them bar Kashyyyk are desolate wastelands.
    Also, glad mandalore made it onto the list. They are the best.

  • @leobaggstrom9920
    @leobaggstrom9920 Год назад

    Congratulations, trooper you've just passed the Imperial academy marksmanship qualification course! You'll be stationed on Kashyyyk, good luck.

  • @skapunk7024
    @skapunk7024 6 лет назад +12

    when you watch this video it's very close it may be fiction but is very close to reality the same thing and American armed forces are doing in the Middle East and the people are fighting US troops mingling with the people in the Middle East they doing the same thing that's why I got this movie from fishing limits real life

  • @lamskc
    @lamskc 6 лет назад +1

    Actually I thought instead of Jakku being number one I thought it was going to be Endor.

  • @yuligamein5502
    @yuligamein5502 5 лет назад

    on secoind life im a sand trooper in mos eisly .. for the fel empire and it can sadly get kinda dull due to lack of people

  • @preshlock
    @preshlock 6 лет назад +4

    so basically stay away from the Star Wars version of the Middle East and Wookies

  • @johnwayne6647
    @johnwayne6647 5 лет назад +1

    No during the clone wars almost all of the mandalorians where pasifist and had no weapons of armour only death watch did

  • @thechangamire3495
    @thechangamire3495 5 лет назад +1

    Mandalore. The Zulu Empire of Star Wars.

  • @hss4138
    @hss4138 6 лет назад +1

    3:59 with captions 😂

  • @kittycat-sc7je
    @kittycat-sc7je 5 лет назад

    And remember we are generation tech

  • @gamingmoth4542
    @gamingmoth4542 5 лет назад

    Maybe do the the easies place or Stormtroopers to be stationed... If there even is one.

  • @vaughane.560
    @vaughane.560 5 лет назад +1

    Yeah, but Coruscant would be like working on a planet sized Times Square. No thanks.

  • @thomasabell8630
    @thomasabell8630 6 лет назад

    Can u do a top five best places for stormtroopers

  • @tellerous__telleroust1994
    @tellerous__telleroust1994 5 лет назад

    Kashyyyk
    Revan has been on the forest floor looking for a Star Forge map

  • @Fadedgogeta
    @Fadedgogeta 5 лет назад +1

    Umbara was the Vietnam for the clones.

  • @jamesondonnell9710
    @jamesondonnell9710 6 лет назад +1

    I just wish they get the credit they deserve, the stormtroopers were the best of the best and the top of their classes and they are portrayed as stupid?, inaccurate? I find the lack of faith in stormtroopers disturbing

  • @safiraafrianni3815
    @safiraafrianni3815 6 лет назад +1

    Why is the video hidden?
    Anyways, I love your channel

  • @theghostly5514
    @theghostly5514 5 лет назад +1

    Mandalor is like sparta

  • @DarkMegaPlague
    @DarkMegaPlague 5 лет назад

    If I was a stormtrooper the 2 planets I would want to be stationed on is 1: forest planets of Endor, 2: kashyyyk. two heavily forest planets with lots of dangerous predators and other wildlife danger…… that would suit me great in order to transform myself into badass old guy Tarkin.

  • @stevedarragh7489
    @stevedarragh7489 6 лет назад

    poor storm troopers on those plants also good job on the video's

  • @steelsentry5046
    @steelsentry5046 6 лет назад +1

    "nobody walks on the forest floor of Kashyyyk" apparently you've never heard of Darth Revan

  • @barrymacdonald1157
    @barrymacdonald1157 6 лет назад +1

    HOTH- colder than Manitoba in January!!!

  • @jrny20
    @jrny20 6 лет назад +1

    Love the Mandalorians.

  • @gub4941
    @gub4941 5 лет назад +1

    That noise at 3:17 tho

  • @moweu
    @moweu 3 года назад

    R.I.P. Stormtroopers

  • @kaiserproductions1278
    @kaiserproductions1278 6 лет назад +9

    Who wouldn't want to be on ryloth those twileks make it worth it

  • @rfbricks0606
    @rfbricks0606 6 лет назад

    What I learned from this video, avoid any named characters that are in Star Wars battlefront and avoid any planets that are in the films

  • @themadpioneer7650
    @themadpioneer7650 6 лет назад

    Runner ups hoth, endor, and mimban

  • @nsedore2215
    @nsedore2215 4 года назад

    Mandalore is like the old Sparta, being trained at a young age and being awesome in combat