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Generation Tech yeah ok... hey think you can make a video about what life as a clone trooper is like, like on the battlefield and then they go back to the barracks and do what and what is their morning drill and all that sorta stuff like that
*Base construction commander:* Lord Vader, request permission to sterilize the area around the proposed generator site for a range of ten kilometres. We can blast everything into sand… *Lord Vader:* I hate sand.
*501st* : _We fear no men, but that thing..._ *Ewok* : *Exists* *501st* : _Those teddies scare us..._ (3:34 for those of thee who wish to avoid the Raid Shadow Legends advert)
Yes key word, was. Most of them were more than likely dead before the rebels got to the moon. Many of us have probably been on the receiving end of the terrifying Ewok hunt in battlefront 2
"Captain, not to offend our new allies or anything, but... I think you really need to read the constant feedback we're getting from both the sanitation and supplies folks. And, uh... You remember ensign Sandurz, who went missing a while after yelling at these furry creatures? We thought he managed to space himself out of an airlock by accident, with DNA found there? Well, the door access panel had mostly fresh Ewok prints on it and, uh, one of the janitorial staff found Sandurz's treasured ring in the lavatories around the Ewok quarters and we now suspect they just spaced Sandurz remains..."
After playing Empire at war I simply feel bad for the stormtroopers on Endor. Those poor guys deserved better, a rebel extremist group is a more honorable foe than those demons.
@@GenerationTech Do Top-[insert numbers] for Top Sci-Fi Medical Technology. I would pick Med-Bay from the movie Elysium. It can cure all type of sickness including death from frag grenade to the face. *This is my 3rd attempt.
This is like an Imperial Stormtrooper Vietnam here... an enemy that SHOULD have been totally inferior an had small chance at best to threaten any sizable unit TOTALLY owned an entire army with their version of Armor an mechanized scout support
Another tidbit about Ewoks were even scarier than they first appeared according to the Essential Guide to Warfare they use neurotoxin on their arrows which would force stormtroopers to suffocate as their lungs would not work while they were paralyzed. So even minor scratches and wounds killed the troopers
A lot of great information about this tough species of bear-monkeys. And, although I now know much more about Ewok military survival culture, and, despite the in depth description of it all, the big question still burns in my mind... --"What does Ewok taste like?"
Imagine being choked, beaten, exploded with magic, put on fire with magic, poisoned, drowned, hanged, eaten alive, asphyxiated and sleep-deprived to death by some ewoks.
In real world probabilly after the first problems (and casualties) every real army should've send some gunships/heavy artillery to remove the problem.... permanently. Hey don't forget that the British and then the US fought and won the East Indians with muzzle loading muskets & guns, the Empire had no qualms on use WMD against a bumch of primitives
Empire probably underestimated Ewoks thinking they are savages. Guerilla tactics are Ewok's edge especially they blend in with the environment. It doesn't help that Empire's troopers stand out due to their colors. If they at least have camouflage colors and better equipment, they'll beat Ewoks.
The Ewoks are basically like the Vietcong of Star Wars they're ambush tactics they used against Imperial forces and vast network of tree houses throughout Endor are similar to the tactics and fighting techniques used by the Vietcong and NVA froces against U.S. troops during the Vietnam War
Ewoks are the VC and NVA with cheat codes on. North Vietnam-allied forces were dangerous opponents to be sure, but they often took far heavier losses than the US and ARVN, sometimes dozens (and occasionally even hundreds) to one.
@@tba113 NVA stood for "North Vietnamese Army." It referred to regular uniformed troops, as opposed to the Viet Cong, who were partisans/irregular forces--they didn't wear uniforms, they blended with the civilian population, and employed guerilla tactics.
@@kdarkwynde It is important to note the distinction. The NVA was more or less officially backed by the USSR and CCP and therefore generally better trained and equipped, while the VC were less restrained by the rules of war and usually had better local knowledge of South Vietnam - but since both happily took advantage of local terrain to launch jungle ambushes wherever they could, it's a distinction without too much difference when comparing either of them to Ewoks.
This was a fun story! Does the information Allen shared with us come from a Cannon source? If so which one!m? If not what EU source is it from? Thanks!
Good to see you recover so well. This has been lingering in my mind for literal years, will there ever be a republic vs earth(or did I accidentally miss it)?
Growing up is realizing that Ewoks are not at all an ally you'd want. Living the way they do, seemingly by choice, is indicative of a glaring lack of mental capacity, or a culturally ingrained arrogance. Much like the Na'vi on Pandora, they are *aware* they are not alone in the galaxy, they know that it is possible to leave the moon, and explore the cosmos, and yet they choose to remain primitive. And despite their cuddly appearance, living in a hunter gatherer society is anything but nice and conducive to friendly dispositions. To start off with, they are seemingly always hungry, particularly for meat of any kind. We can infer from the movie that, most foreign aliens are likely to be seen as not ambassadors of civilizations that could easily bring ruin to their world, but a meal. Next up, societies structured around hunting, without any sort of agriculture, value strength, so the warriors and strong males likely have the privilege of walking up to any woman they find attractive and claiming them as a mate, regardless of their opinion on the matter. Thirdly, the Elderly, injured, and/or Sick Ewoks are likely to be left to die once they can no longer contribute to the tribe, as a result of putting emphasis on strength and skill above intelligence and wisdom beyond low cunning that certain non-sapient species on Earth are already capable of.
*_John 3.16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. 17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. 18 “He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God._* _Jesus Christ loves you. Only Jesus Christ saves. Repent and be saved. God bless you and your family in the name of Jesus Christ._
Like Contact. :S.R. Hadden: First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price? Only, this one can be kept secret. Controlled by Americans, built by the Japanese subcontractors. Who, also, happen to be, recently acquired, wholly-owned subsidiaries...
The Imperials lost to a bunch of mini-Pooh Bears. That's because Pooh Bears are avatars of our Dear Leader Xi Jinping. And we all know that none can stand before our great Commie Overlord. All hail Pooh Jinping!!
I want to see an remake to pre-return of the jedi era of the both ewok movies like( rogue one) of the Towani family was a family of Humans who crash-landed on Endor of survived and Catarine Towani was a Human female recognized princess Leia to towani family had collected information to help the rebellion!
i happen to like ewoks. they will become r2-d2's generals of his b1 battle droid army. r2 is gonna find all the b1's from the clone wars and re-activate them, and then take over the universe with the ewoks
Once again, you need to learn about your meat. Ewok is best marinated with something like a combo of A1, Italian dressing, soy sauce, and probably an amber beer like Sam Adams Boston Lager. Don’t do and ale or IPA as those would ruin it and the flavors would clash. You need some vinegar based ingredients mixed with the salty and add in a little sugar and smoothness of SABL. The combo will get rid of the gaminess flavor and help it grill better too. Remember to penetrate your meat with something sharp like a fork when you marinate it to help the marinade sink into your meat.
Ewalks would have had more torque in their arms and their legs same force over shorter distance. humans with certain kinds of dwarfism are incredibly strong because I have regular size muscles and shorter limbs. Same Force amount of energy over shorter distance more torque. I guess the same would be true for he he ewalks
Do a breakdown of the Ghost!!!! It’s my second favorite ship: Tell us about what type of ship it was, it’s different rooms, weapons, and the phantom/phantom 2
If I was the Emperor, if I knew there were hostile creatures on the moon I was betting everything on, I would’ve razed the entire moon from orbit before building the shield generator.
Every time someone brings up how silly the Gungans are as a reason why the prequels are bad I like to point out that the original trilogy had literal teddy bears.
Why not just title this as a Shadow legend video? And do the 30 seconds of star wars content as a bonus, since that’s what it looks like you’re going for.
Weren't there also giants calling Simoomians on the far side of Endor, where they had cut down all of the trees to make a fortress, resulting in the deforested area becoming a rocky wasteland?
I wonder if this war is based off of a similar war that happened in a heavily forested area between an overwhelming modern force and a group of guerrilla fighters...
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Fxxx this game!
No, I don't think I will
i'd rather play Arknights than playing Raid
They got you too
Times are tough if you blokes are taking raid money. Might as well be an non human sell out taking that moussad money
The Ewok wars, when the food fights back …
Lamo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
^
And eats you.
meat taste better tainted with anger
Generation Tech yeah ok... hey think you can make a video about what life as a clone trooper is like, like on the battlefield and then they go back to the barracks and do what and what is their morning drill and all that sorta stuff like that
Everyone's gangster until the trees start speaking nub-nub.
Or the youtubers start speaking in raid shadow legends
The Ewok's are basically dwarf Wookies with a serious case of small dog syndrome.
Litterly, Return would have had Wookies instead of Ewoks and eluding to Slave Labor to build it. But Lucas goes kids would love Ewoks more.
Small dog syndrome😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
They taste better though.
*Base construction commander:* Lord Vader, request permission to sterilize the area around the proposed generator site for a range of ten kilometres.
We can blast everything into sand…
*Lord Vader:* I hate sand.
"Haha" 😆Sand'
it does get everywhere.
@@skyden24195 and it’s coarse and rough and irritating
I would love to see Ewoks in a full-scale war fighting each other.
there wouldn't be a corpse left on the battlefield uneaten
Generation Tech yep
@@GenerationTech actually there would remember in episode 6 a ewok died and the other one cried over it
@@GenerationTech and also why haven't you apologised for the miscorection of ewoks dieing out
@@benionsings6840 He cried, but then got out his knife and fork.
*501st* : _We fear no men, but that thing..._
*Ewok* : *Exists*
*501st* : _Those teddies scare us..._
(3:34 for those of thee who wish to avoid the Raid Shadow Legends advert)
Thanks for the timestamp boio
Caleb Nelson :)
Gotta get this to the top
Thanks hero
Ewok: I am no MEN
Admittedly the rebel’s did not know that “an entire legion of my best troops” was on the moon
Yes key word, was. Most of them were more than likely dead before the rebels got to the moon. Many of us have probably been on the receiving end of the terrifying Ewok hunt in battlefront 2
You smell like shit, shut up.
@@forcierlogan wut?
ShiGGleZz you smell like shit, shut up
Logan Forcier that’s pretty rude man
Unfortunately for the Imperials and little did they know the rebels also had CPT Rex.
Captain Rex didn't even know he was Captain Rex until the retcon
Just let people enjoy things.
@@babomberman I am, it's a meme in the community my boi
This is why I employee Ewok marines aboard all my CR90 corvettes. We won’t have another Tantive IV incident with these little fellas around.
"Captain, not to offend our new allies or anything, but... I think you really need to read the constant feedback we're getting from both the sanitation and supplies folks. And, uh... You remember ensign Sandurz, who went missing a while after yelling at these furry creatures? We thought he managed to space himself out of an airlock by accident, with DNA found there? Well, the door access panel had mostly fresh Ewok prints on it and, uh, one of the janitorial staff found Sandurz's treasured ring in the lavatories around the Ewok quarters and we now suspect they just spaced Sandurz remains..."
After playing Empire at war I simply feel bad for the stormtroopers on Endor. Those poor guys deserved better, a rebel extremist group is a more honorable foe than those demons.
A brutal war that killed many good and loyal imperial soldiers who were trying to bring peace and stability to the galaxy.
Rest in peace, men...
They just wanted to bring Peace, freedom, justice and security to their new Empire.
@@nobleman9393 But they failed misberely which led to the ultimate defeat of the Empire
@@nobleman9393 their new empire?
they never asked for any of this
When the trees start speaking Ewok.
4:40 Attack on Titan : The Endor edition.
Do videos on:
Top 10 Sci-Fi Flagships.
Top 10 Home Worlds in Sci-Fi.
Everything Wrong with the Battle of Hogwarts.
i like the flagship idea connor
I like the flagship one
@@GenerationTech Do Top-[insert numbers] for Top Sci-Fi Medical Technology.
I would pick Med-Bay from the movie Elysium. It can cure all type of sickness including death from frag grenade to the face.
*This is my 3rd attempt.
We must thank the Imperium for discovering Ewoks, the most delicious meat in the Galaxy!
And one of the greatest hunting experiences for one of the best quality meats.
In the old star wars battle front 2 those ewoks were hard to hit since they seemed to never stop moving.
Me: dies
Priest: before we continue with this person’s funeral 1:50
Jesus it's like a horror movie for the imperials.
Welcome to the rice field mothafukkas
@@solracxd7456 if you go into the woods today........
It's pretty horrifying anytime the giant trees scream "AWOO-TAH!" in a child's voice
This is like an Imperial Stormtrooper Vietnam here... an enemy that SHOULD have been totally inferior an had small chance at best to threaten any sizable unit TOTALLY owned an entire army with their version of Armor an mechanized scout support
@@robertagu5533 By that logic, it's actually way worse for the Imperials than it was for the US or the French before that.
What about the other race of humanoids in the second ewok movie that they capture them
I'm I the only one that love the ewoks & the fact that not once but twice they defeated a race that was more advanced technology than them.
Yeah even Disney showed the Ewoks trying to eat the Troopers and Leia trying to save them.
BF2 Ewok hunt
terrifying game
THEY'RE IN THE TREES!
They should’ve burned that forest down.
The empire should have turned endor into an ewok farm instead of a nature preserve
Well they certainly should have either cleared the area around the shield generator, or built it in an already clear area.
That would defeat the purpose of Hiding the sheild generator
Venki but there wouldn’t have been a need to hide it-the rebels were able to discover it even when it was hiden
Another tidbit about Ewoks were even scarier than they first appeared according to the Essential Guide to Warfare they use neurotoxin on their arrows which would force stormtroopers to suffocate as their lungs would not work while they were paralyzed. So even minor scratches and wounds killed the troopers
When the giant trees scream "AWOO-TAH!" in the voices of children.
The chin & chin guns looked different on that at-at 6:28
When the Stormtrooper asks for a death stick and tree hands him one.
Is that whats going on on the thumbnail?
A lot of great information about this tough species of bear-monkeys. And, although I now know much more about Ewok military survival culture, and, despite the in depth description of it all, the big question still burns in my mind...
--"What does Ewok taste like?"
rAIDS shadow legend
Imagine being choked, beaten, exploded with magic, put on fire with magic, poisoned, drowned, hanged, eaten alive, asphyxiated and sleep-deprived to death by some ewoks.
In real world probabilly after the first problems (and casualties) every real army should've send some gunships/heavy artillery to remove the problem.... permanently.
Hey don't forget that the British and then the US fought and won the East Indians with muzzle loading muskets & guns, the Empire had no qualms on use WMD against a bumch of primitives
Empire probably underestimated Ewoks thinking they are savages. Guerilla tactics are Ewok's edge especially they blend in with the environment. It doesn't help that Empire's troopers stand out due to their colors. If they at least have camouflage colors and better equipment, they'll beat Ewoks.
Oh no you took the raid money, hows the script, Al?
Gotta make money some how.
Simply put, This was the Imperial version of the Vietnam War.
From now on, I'm going to dislike any video with a Raid Shadow Legends sponsor. I'm tired of this shit
I swear this channel had like 600k subs.
Ewoks, man I love those fuzzy little murderballs.
The Ewoks are basically like the Vietcong of Star Wars they're ambush tactics they used against Imperial forces and vast network of tree houses throughout Endor are similar to the tactics and fighting techniques used by the Vietcong and NVA froces against U.S. troops during the Vietnam War
@ValorJ Omega The Rebels aren't terrorists the Empire are the true terrorists
@ValorJ Omega would terrorists be able to overthrow a galaxy wide Empire no olny freedom fighters would
Ewoks are the VC and NVA with cheat codes on. North Vietnam-allied forces were dangerous opponents to be sure, but they often took far heavier losses than the US and ARVN, sometimes dozens (and occasionally even hundreds) to one.
@@tba113 NVA stood for "North Vietnamese Army." It referred to regular uniformed troops, as opposed to the Viet Cong, who were partisans/irregular forces--they didn't wear uniforms, they blended with the civilian population, and employed guerilla tactics.
@@kdarkwynde It is important to note the distinction. The NVA was more or less officially backed by the USSR and CCP and therefore generally better trained and equipped, while the VC were less restrained by the rules of war and usually had better local knowledge of South Vietnam - but since both happily took advantage of local terrain to launch jungle ambushes wherever they could, it's a distinction without too much difference when comparing either of them to Ewoks.
3:25 The Hex Weaver… and her practical adventuring outfit.
"When I said I wanted a breastplate you may have misunderstood".
So Tinkerbell is from Endor? Interesting 🤔
This was a fun story! Does the information Allen shared with us come from a Cannon source? If so which one!m? If not what EU source is it from? Thanks!
In the end, they also knew where the hidden backdoor was, when the Rebels needed it most.
Good to see you recover so well. This has been lingering in my mind for literal years, will there ever be a republic vs earth(or did I accidentally miss it)?
"Satisfying gameplay loop"😂
I thought the raid ads were old memes
Wisties in battlefront 2 mean you dead
What's not shocking is how Delicious ewoks meat is
Growing up is realizing that Ewoks are not at all an ally you'd want.
Living the way they do, seemingly by choice, is indicative of a glaring lack of mental capacity, or a culturally ingrained arrogance. Much like the Na'vi on Pandora, they are *aware* they are not alone in the galaxy, they know that it is possible to leave the moon, and explore the cosmos, and yet they choose to remain primitive.
And despite their cuddly appearance, living in a hunter gatherer society is anything but nice and conducive to friendly dispositions.
To start off with, they are seemingly always hungry, particularly for meat of any kind. We can infer from the movie that, most foreign aliens are likely to be seen as not ambassadors of civilizations that could easily bring ruin to their world, but a meal.
Next up, societies structured around hunting, without any sort of agriculture, value strength, so the warriors and strong males likely have the privilege of walking up to any woman they find attractive and claiming them as a mate, regardless of their opinion on the matter.
Thirdly, the Elderly, injured, and/or Sick Ewoks are likely to be left to die once they can no longer contribute to the tribe, as a result of putting emphasis on strength and skill above intelligence and wisdom beyond low cunning that certain non-sapient species on Earth are already capable of.
Stormtroopers are like rabbits. The Ewoks would of died eventually from eating enough of them.
I was so confused when I saw this only had ~9k views!
Then I realized it was only posted fairly recently and the low view count made a lot more sense
5:15 Oh my God, they ARE grinches!
Does Disney own the grinches too?
Generation Tech Universal Pictures.
And that is why the First Order took Cindel who had lived with the Ewoks as a child and put her in charge of Stormtoopers as Captain Phasma.
That would be an interesting story if that was true.
*_John 3.16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. 17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. 18 “He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God._*
_Jesus Christ loves you. Only Jesus Christ saves. Repent and be saved. God bless you and your family in the name of Jesus Christ._
Ah, so that is John 3:16
Gtfo here!!
Hey Generation Tech For the Ewok Meat Season It With Olive Oil Montreal Steak Seasoning And Balsamic Oil with Some Vegetables 10/10 Would Recommend
Not gonna lie the way he said salt and pepper got to me lol
Like Contact. :S.R. Hadden: First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price? Only, this one can be kept secret. Controlled by Americans, built by the Japanese subcontractors. Who, also, happen to be, recently acquired, wholly-owned subsidiaries...
They just wanted some Ewok tendies T-T
The Imperials lost to a bunch of mini-Pooh Bears. That's because Pooh Bears are avatars of our Dear Leader Xi Jinping. And we all know that none can stand before our great Commie Overlord. All hail Pooh Jinping!!
I want to see an remake to pre-return of the jedi era of the both ewok movies like( rogue one) of the Towani family was a family of Humans who crash-landed on Endor of survived and Catarine Towani was a Human female recognized princess Leia to towani family had collected information to help the rebellion!
i happen to like ewoks. they will become r2-d2's generals of his b1 battle droid army. r2 is gonna find all the b1's from the clone wars and re-activate them, and then take over the universe with the ewoks
Yeesh!! Cute and cuddly teddy bears these guys are not!! LOL!!! ❤️😂❤️😂❤️
Now you can see why you can't feel guilty eating Ewok meat. >:3 It's fair games dude.
Furry elves!
Once again, you need to learn about your meat. Ewok is best marinated with something like a combo of A1, Italian dressing, soy sauce, and probably an amber beer like Sam Adams Boston Lager. Don’t do and ale or IPA as those would ruin it and the flavors would clash. You need some vinegar based ingredients mixed with the salty and add in a little sugar and smoothness of SABL. The combo will get rid of the gaminess flavor and help it grill better too. Remember to penetrate your meat with something sharp like a fork when you marinate it to help the marinade sink into your meat.
The more I watch Allen, the more I realize he really does want to eat an ewok
It's what got him through the coronavirus.
Lol
Ewalks would have had more torque in their arms and their legs same force over shorter distance. humans with certain kinds of dwarfism are incredibly strong because I have regular size muscles and shorter limbs. Same Force amount of energy over shorter distance more torque. I guess the same would be true for he he ewalks
I promise you that you are me can be blessed by Jesus Christ himself. I’m not eating that.
“Nub nub”
Translation: welcome to the rice fields motherfuckers
Tiny bears with a stick woul've single handedly taken down the Death Star and that Sheev boi if given a ship.
You should do one on Kashyyk. What happened after Order 66 and during the Galactic Civil War
Wait the imperial ewok war? Like the Australian emu war? But much more devastating
Do a breakdown of the Ghost!!!! It’s my second favorite ship:
Tell us about what type of ship it was, it’s different rooms, weapons, and the phantom/phantom 2
If I was the Emperor, if I knew there were hostile creatures on the moon I was betting everything on, I would’ve razed the entire moon from orbit before building the shield generator.
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Every time someone brings up how silly the Gungans are as a reason why the prequels are bad I like to point out that the original trilogy had literal teddy bears.
Could you please do a breakdown of the Deucalion from Aldnoah Zero?
Why not just title this as a Shadow legend video? And do the 30 seconds of star wars content as a bonus, since that’s what it looks like you’re going for.
Is anyone else going to talk about how dumb that stormtrooper is? For Thinking a flower will disable his weapon.
So basically they're the fuzzy Vietcong?
Weren't there also giants calling Simoomians on the far side of Endor, where they had cut down all of the trees to make a fortress, resulting in the deforested area becoming a rocky wasteland?
What is the best way to cook an Ewok? Asking for a frien... no I'm asking for myself.
I wonder if this war is based off of a similar war that happened in a heavily forested area between an overwhelming modern force and a group of guerrilla fighters...
Imagine if they had the endor animals in bf2... that'd be wack
Anyone who wants some salted ewok or ewok burgers, trust me it’s the best ewok meat in the black market that you could ever find
When the trees start speaking yub nub
It's basically the Vietnam war for the Empire
You can really see the Ewoks turn into furry little predators
On legends Death Watch against Empire on Endor
The Best Tank's in Sci Fi
Maybe Chewie was always the force-sensitive one of the pair...
Why did they just scan the area and napalm the area the ewok can't fly
Hope you guys talk about star wars battle surgeons sometime was an awesome series.
Ewoks are what happens when Chuck Norris goes to build a bear
Those are the most terrifying teddy bear muppet hybrids I be ever seen
I mis-read the title as: "The imperial ewok" as in an ewok allied with the Empire.
Very informative episode, thanks!
Do we know anything about the Ewok god that they believe C3-PO to be?
Rancors move aside, those giant troll monsters of Endor are awesome.
Just gonna say they should’ve done an orbital bombardment onto the moon
Do you know why your channel is dying because you have a said sponsor