We all know exactly how to be a man. You must: 1. Be as swift as a coursing river 2. Have all the force of a great typhoon 3. Have all the strength of a raging fire 4. Be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
I am the Trans partner. I came out to my husband 2 months after we got married. It was rough at first, took a few years for him to get used to it (he used to identify as cishet, and he's autistic so change is difficult for him), but now I'm two years on T and he proudly calls me his husband. He is a truck driver and in the US it can be a very unsafe profession for LGBTQ+ folks. He doesn't care. He talks about his husband no matter what. He cheers me on when I pluck up the courage to use the men's room, when I'm dysphoric he orders me a new binder, when I started T he sat with me while we read everything we could on fertility on T because he knew how important being a dad was to me (I really wanna be a seahorse dad), he taught me to shave and tie a tie... he is wonderful.
The Click: "Doing laundry makes you lose 10% of your testosterone" Me, a trans woman: "WHERE ARE MY DIRTY CLOTHES?! I HAVE HOURS UPON HOURS OF LAUNDRY TO DO SUDDENLY" 😂
40:47 Reminds me of when my dad flipped out because Kamala Harris stated her pronouns, going off about how it was inappropriate for the vice president to waste time and effort saying it and I was just like, “You’ve already spent more time and effort on this than she did.”
Pink tax is a thing. If something is pointlessly gendered, the girl version is often more expensive even if the two items are identical. The hair brushes took it to an insane level.
That one is a genuine example, but I've also seen bad examples. At least Click could find a difference. The price difference should maybe not be that much, but there might be more differences. I've also seen cases where people claim it's a pink tax when comparing a 6 pack for women to a 3 pack for men.
Not to mention how much better mens’ shaving stuff is than women’s and they charge the same if not less for men’s. Buy men’s stuff. I just get wax though (also over priced). Can’t wait for more men to wax so I can get it cheaper.
@@npc6817Also, men make more money on average so they have more disposable income. It’s sexism and the fact women are made to believe they need this stuff whereas men are not pressured in the same way to look any way.
It's funny how Jamie normally has such an innocent vibe, no dirty jokes, etc, but when he's with Click, he just naturally joins in on the cursedness. Unlike OT, who's just always innocent lol
@@airacummins5076 Heh yeah, I think I know which one you're referring to. I'm also ace and also got that joke, but I guess even Click sometimes misses something. After all I only remembered that situation because it's so rare
Same! (They're not really colourblind though, just can't see all the colours humans can. Well, most humans, except the special ones like The Click of course.)
@@Liggliluff Possibly. They do believe dogs' colour blindness is similar to red-green colour blindness in humans. I'm not sure if that's what The Click has though, as I've only heard him refer to it as being a bit colour blind.
@@durabellefrom what I found Click's color blindness is protanopia, red-green color blindness, while dogs are believed to have deuteranopia, green-blindness (which is still a form of red-green blindness for some reason lol) Edit: oooh I got it! Protanopia makes you see red as green-ish, while deuteranopia makes you see green more reddish That's why they're grouped under "red-green" blindness lol Because they end up mixing up both colors, just in different ways
The only gendered dog treats I would understand would be dog treats specifically for pregnant dogs that have specific things in the treats for their health or the health of their puppies.
Yeah, like supplemental treats for pregnant and nursing cats that my sister found while looking for cat formula since we wound up bottle feeding kittens last year.
That's exactly what I'm saying, if there was "dog treats for pregnant female dogs" then it would still be pointlessly gendered, but I also wouldn't mind.
When I came out as nonbinary my mom just knew I wasn’t female identifying anymore. So when she bought everyone bath bombs, (I can’t remember why I think she’d just decided to get them out of nowhere) she came home with the man grenade bath bomb for me and men’s shampoo and body wash. I still appreciated the idea it and it smelled decent.
Aww 🥰 I mean, at least she was being conscious and trying to be respectful, sadly there are still plenty of parents who would have thought "guess I bet double down on the 'girly' crap" not to mention definitely refusing to respect pronouns.
@@LunarEleven I'm a woman, I have a terrible, almost none at all, sense of smell so I can't buy perfume bc I genuinely don't know how it smells like, for this same reason I take care of my hygiene and try to always use deodorant, but people often ask me why I don't wear perfume (often times leaving the "since you're a woman" unsaid but there). I find it really bizarre that people choose to comment on that specifically.
@@laurainathunderstorm that's really weird! I rarely wear perfume and I've never been asked why I don't. (for me it's exactly the opposite reason, extremely sensitive sense of smell. Perfume is overwhelming!) It's a weird thing to comment on for sure, it's nobody's business what you choose to smell like 🫥
My assumption is that a lot of cishet dudes only get someone to take a picture of them when they've caught a big fish, so it's one of the few pics they have on hand when they start making a dating profile.
I must have missed the little Mermaid part where men can't talk and ask someone to take a picture without holding a captured creature of the waters... 😅
@@tiffytattoo2450You're missing the point. It's not that they can't ask, it's that they have no reason to ask unless they've just achieved something or they're just made a dating profile - and when the latter happens they rarely have someone around, so they just use one of the few pictures they do have.
Something my professor once brought up is that plants and non-human animals that reproduce sexually are pointlessly gendered based on sex. Like, a dog doesn’t have a concept of gender, at best they can perceive biological sex, but if you’ve got a biologically male dog then suddenly you’re saying “good boy!” instead of “good doggie!”. We have that tendency to guess when we aren’t sure too, and quite literally take a look downstairs to correct ourselves, which is pointless since THAT ISN’T GENDER. It’s even worse with plants, since many plants can grow both “male” and “female” flowers, sometimes even simultaneously, sometimes within the same flower! Sometimes it changes with age or temperature (which is true of some fish too)! The flower’s anatomy isn’t even indicative of the whole organism’s biological sex for most plants, let alone gender as humans perceive it. And don’t get me started on calling boats and cars “she” (such as “she runs like a dream”, etc). We project gender on everything in the dumbest ways.
I was trying to buy an umbrella online from Target a few years back and was having trouble finding what section it would be listed under. Finally just searched for the word and found that umbrellas are sold as "women's accessories". Sorry men, you'll just have to get wet
Bwahaha, well done Target! Were they at least pink umbrellas? (I find this especially funny since I don't even use an umbrella but my boyfriend does. I mean, I own one too, but whenever I'm out in the rain I'm either on bike or walking dogs, and umbrellas don't work well in either situation.. so waterproof clothing it is. Hashtag NotLikeOtherGirls 🤣🤣)
I genuinely love how all of Jamie's collab videos are longer than the other videos bc they get so off topic and are having fun talking to each other XD
My family always color coded our dogs’ things between red and blue bc they were slightly different sizes but people would always look at our dog in blue and go “who’s a good boy?” She isn’t. She just looks dapper in her bow tie. (She’s a good girl)
I would do that anyway unless you had already told me which was which because my dad's family was German and, in German, all dogs are he and all cats are she. Some of the gendered nouns in German are pretty funny and Mark Twain has a wonderful essay on That Awful German Language.
My dream Collab is OT+Click with Jamie+Shaaba with Roly+Luxeria. Each of the pairs brings out the chaos in each other. Having all 6 of them with be a very long Collab, but the combined chaos would be Peak Hilarity!
@@prageruwu69 Oh, I don't know... I think he could learn a thing or two from right wing podcasters and influencers. He needs to intern for Andrew Tate or Steven Crowder.
The girl with the "These should just be for girls" video was definitely joking and doing a great job at it. That video was so funny. "Running water. Figure it out."
On the fish thing: My dad proposed to my mom on a fishing trip. He asked her to pull something out of the tackle box, but the engagement ring was there instead. She pulled it out, he grabbed it and got on one knee. She said yes. They're still married decades later
7:14 speaking of pickup lines, I just remembered a screenshot I saw years ago. So, basically the guy asked a girl if she knew Cerberus. After she answered “No“, he explained that, in Greek mythology, Cerberus is a multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving. Afterwards, he told her that not even that dog would be as badass as the ones he was about to throw at her. You may be asking, “And where's the pickup line?”. Well, in Venezuelan Spanish, the usual way to say “to flirt with someone” is “echarle/tirarle los perros” (literally “to throw the dogs at them”).
It was really funny how you got to "the mini umbrella for women because anything bigger would be too heavy" right after the "women belong in the laundry room" because laundry is actually really heavy but these "aLpHa mAleS" wouldnt know because they've literally never done laundry before. Just a beautiful demonstration of how absolutely unhinged these threads are
Tamora Pierce writes YA SciFicFantasy about a realm called Tortall. In one of the books some of the characters (I can't remember if they were pages, squires, or a mix of the two) got into a fight in a stable & got punished by being assigned to the laundry room of the castle where the male characters marveled that the laundresses had forearm muscles like ropes from wringing the laundry.
I'm a fan of Cliccy, this is the first of Jamie's videos I've seen, and I've only seen two of OT's. If Jammidodger were on the Click, I'd appreciate an introduction.
17:50 I appreciate dude wipes. Not only does it help with my dysphoria, but it doesn't change the fact that the vast majority of body wipes that I have seen has been marketed towards a feminine audience with flowers and lilac and explicitly in freezing that make it clear it's specifically marketed towards a female audience. This is a gendered product that is made to combat other pointlessly gendered products. Because if body wipes aren't for women, they're for babies. I am neither a woman or a baby, yeah when I look for a plain body wipes I find none.
Pink was for boys and blue for girls indeed :D Pink was seen as the "child" version of red, which was a color associated with strength and kings. Blue on the other hand was strongly attached to Virgin Mary, because her depictions were made with a pigment called ultramarine blue which was extremely expensive to import to Europe (the natural version of this pigment was made with lapis-lazuli). Since it was so rare and expensive, it was used almost exclusively to depict Mary, and so was connected to femininty :D
honestly hearing Jamie talk about how the whole thing of like "just show up naked" is like saying men don't need anything (moral support, comfort, genuine love, etc) while I'm here on the other end of it still trying to unlearn this feeling of "wow as a woman society really makes me feel like my only value in a relationship to a man is sex appeal" is just.. wow. That kinda thinking just hurts everyone in different ways huh
Yeah it really does. Men don't "just" want sex, if it was just that they'd just pay a sex worker whenever they felt the need to. A huge understated part of it is that it's basically one of the only socially accepted ways of expressing wanting intimacy, validation/acceptance, immense vulnerability but ultimately also love that in a majority of cases is lacking, to say the least
Yeah. It makes the fact men succeeding at suicide more often than women even more tragic. I always hated the idea that men should pretty much live life as robots with no kind of deep emotion. I find it as dehumanizing as the stereotype that women are overly emotional and in the end its toxic and hurts everyone.
Oh my god, I used to work at a pet supply shop, and the amount of pointlessly gendered things for dogs is absolutely insane. The Bocce treats are just the tip of the iceburg. The amount that pet parents CARE about pointlessly gendered dog things is even more insane. I'm a cis man, and sometimes I like to paint my nails just because I think it's fun, and I would absolutely RELISH the feeling of a customer going, "Well this leash isn't girly enough," and then making absolutely sure they saw my nail polish as I reached for a pink one for them. Priceless. Every time.
43:42 I'd just like to acknowledge Marie Curie, a scientist, one of the first fem professors at Sorbon Uni, that had won two nobel prizes herself, and raised a daughter Irene, who was also a successful scientist and a nobel prize winner. Ladies can slay in both.
Click accidentally calling a bow/bowtie a fly (at 36:28) because he did a direct translation in his head as they are the same word in Swedish is stupidly funny to me for some reason
Jamie rubs off on click where he keeps him slightly more wholesome While also understanding and laughing along with the dirty jokes Even he cannot resist The Clicks charms really
@@inconsistentlysleepy it's a really common phrase I heard all the time growing up, it means " to become part of that person's character as a result of that person spending time with somebody who has those qualities " Get your mind out of the gutter
In my neck of the woods, unisex paracord would be that army green, the male version would be hunter orange, and the female version fluorescent pink (the "female" version of hunter orange).
My great grandmother who was born in the 1910s told me that when she was young the blue/pink colors for gender were swapped the other way around. When I asked her when/why is switched, she just shrugged and said she couldn't remember. Then she started talking about how a lot of things changed around the time of the Great Depression.
This statement should be fact checked, but what I heard was that it was WWII. Because the colour used to mark gay men was pink... so basically rooted in Nazis + homophobia.
Hitler used pink stars in his killing camps for homosexual men, so the colour pink turned into something undesirable for men and people switched. Being with men is obviously girly I guess. That at least is the explanation we got in germany why the colours were turned around from pink is manly and blue is girly to the other way.
Years ago I read that it was an early British department store that started separating baby colours by gender and up until then all babies were dressed in frilly whites.
Yeah, I think that I saw on a Shaaba video that pink used to be a boy color because it was close to the color of blood and blue used to be a girl color because it was like the gentleness of the sky color. 😂
Of all the historic periods, Click suggests to wear a dress for, it's the one with the most documented evidence of shoving stuff under a dress until your chest, hips and backside are the fashionable shape. If he takes it seriously (...I am aware of what I just said), he could look really good. The man has an engineering degree, he likes math, I'm sure he can follow a simple drafting manual or two by Christmas.
Historically in the Christian West, pink was considered the little brother of red, and therefore appropriate for young boys. Whereas blue was associated with the Virgin Mary, and thus worn by young women and girls. Or at least that's how I've always heard it.
I am genuinely happy to see hygiene products geared towards men. Like at least it’s encouraging them to not smell like a dumpster. I read somewhere that pink stopped being used for men in general because of H!tIer. When he started making gay men wear a pink triangles, guys in a lot of societies didn’t want to wear pink out of fear of the camps.
Honestly I'd love to see all manner of personal care products marketed to men in that ridiculous pointlessly gendered way, including menstruation sanitary products sold in non gendered or masculine coded packaging. Some months my period is at the worst possible time and seeing the girly packaging when I go to get a pad from my bathroom cabinet is just the final straw, y'know?
@@katanah3195 if we are gonna gender things, might as well make it all gendered up for everyone. I know a few brands that go for a more neutral look in their period products, but the whole market is pretty hyper-feminine. I’m sorry there aren’t more neutral packaging options. It’s gotta be difficult for you.
As a cis person I’ve always hated it. I’m 50 and never understood it, and now I’m baffled why so many are still doing it, and even worse than when I was a kid. But that’s capitalism for you :( I’ll also add, as a baby girl I was dressed in blue and my brother in pink because we both wore hand me downs from my mums friend in my case and my cousin in my brothers case and we turned out both cis! Granted, I’m bi and my brother gay… so who knows what that freaky dressing did to us… or maybe it’s just from having open and loving parents lol
@@c0tt0ncandyb0ngwater I'm Dutch and when I speak German, I cheat. I say 'nen (from einen, which means one/a like 'a dog) or I mumble it and say the word loudly. I speak fluent German and love the language but the der/die/das I always refused to learn and when my teacher told me I hád to, I threathened to stop with (extra) germanclass. I was the only one doing well so he caved. I still don't want to learn them xD
OT is the wholesome supportive dad and Click is the unwholesome supportive dad/cool uncle. That's how I felt when I was younger and still in the closet.
It’s SO irritating that men can’t be emotional and loving to each other without being called gay (by some people)! Are they supposed to be robots? 😒 It’s so damaging to not be allowed to be in touch with your emotions!
Apparently the only emotions men are supposed to show are anger and lust. There's also a racialized version, where men of color are allowed to show reverence. But only those and nothing else.
It really depends on the society. There's other places in the world where men can be touchy with their friends and show affection, and nobody thinks it's 'gay'.
Children before the gendered colours and clothing ALL had white "dresses" and long hair. No one gave a shit back then lol. Tarquin was just a little boy in a long top and long hair, as was little Henrietta. (The most old fashioned sounding names that came to my mind lmao)
Yes. because stains could be bleached out of whites and being open at the bottom was convenient for hygiene. Boys didn't graduate into short pants until they were reliably toilet trained.
@@meilinrivera1 It's a form of capitalism. As the working classes gained more disposable income, clothing manufacturers decided to market gendered kids clothing to get more of that income.
I watched a video about it a few weeks ago and I just can't find it again. Apparently it was around the 50s thay boomers decided for some reason that gender equality is only for "the uncivilized societies", and started putting babies in gendered clothing 🙃
20:52 In the men’s candy bag (do men eat candy?) there’s also a heart-but it’s an anatomical heart with chambers and valves and veins to remind you of eating the heart of your defeated enemies after battle.
37:40 i work at starbucks and it always makes me smile when men order a "just a black coffee." And then a little quieter "can you put some cream in there too? And some sugar?" Its ok to not want black coffee 😅
I never understood why some men think black coffee is supposed to be a man thing. My grandad always put so much cream and sugar in his coffee, it was like desert in a cup, and I would always sneak a drink when he wasn't looking (because I was 5-6 years old at the time and "too young" to drink coffee).
Truckers also add cream and sugar (just without all the fancy names and flavors). It is so much easier when I can go to a diner used to doing to-go orders for truckers and just order my coffee light and sweet.
Those naked cats 😂😂😂 The breed is called a Sphinx cat, and they are not covered in oil, or fat, but in a very short fuzz. They need protection from the sun, so should be kept indoors. The breed is very rare and very expensive. They are good for people who have allergies to cats, or animals in general, as they don't produce the dander that other cats produce (dander is what people are actually allergic to.)
oh believe me they are oily, because normally the skin oil would be distributed over the fur, and because they have no fur it covers their skin in excess ammounts and yes, they are oily and leave residues. Some cats more than others, but you can see it especially when your cats have to wear little sweaters because of drafts in the house and all the skin oil leaving marks on the cloth
Let me nerd out a bit here. First, there are several hairless cat breeds. I'm assuming you're talking about the Canadian Sphynx, which is probably the most popular hairless cat breed. Off the top of my head I also remember Don Sphynx and Peterbald. Second, they are not covered in oil _if you wash them regularly_ . And you totally should, because unlike hairy cats, a lot of them don't groom at all, and if you don't take care of their skin, they'll have problems ranging from acne to severe skin ulcers. Third, rarity and price depends on the region in question. For example, where I live (Central Asia, won't go into further details) Canadian Sphynxes are the cheapest and most widespread of the 3 I mentioned and all of them are about twice cheaper than Maine Coons. Canadian Sphynxes are somewhere in top 10 most common breeds, too. Dons are rarer -- there were something under 5 breeders in my former club, and Peterbalds were barely present at all, and none of them in WCF clubs (my club's system, so I knew most about what was going on there). Then again, all of them _were_ present in the region, which is saying something because the representation of breeds here is crap at best, all of the shows are the same 10 to 20 tired breeds over and over again. Third, as khills mentioned, the most popular allergen is located in saliva, not dander. On that point, I do have cats who have significantly lower Fel d1 levels -- Siberians, and even in our circles it is highly *not* recommended to sell kittens to allergic people who didn't initially show an allergic reaction to the kitten because allergies can (and pretty often do) have an accumulative effect, meaning your immune system grinds its teeth and bears it for a while and then presents you with a tantrum to the allergen. And then you have to rehome a beloved adult pet, which isn't pleasant to anyone involved.
@@kaworunagisa4009 There are some solutions to the allergies now, thankfully. You can do allergy shots, and they work really well - my husband had been taking them for a while now, so I can definitely share anecdata that it’s working. Purina also has a pet food that neutralizes Fel d1; apparently drops the presence by like 47%? Hopefully it’ll be available in your neck of the woods, because it really is helping people. …now if you’ll excuse me, my MinSkin kitten needs attention. 😂
I once found a Sphinx cat in my garden and sheltered her till I was able to find her owner. She was definitely fuzzy, not oily at all. I still prefer furry cats personally
@@LuigiBoi87 Surely you jest. The Click is as pure as freshly fallen snow, and as wholesome as freshly baked cookies and a glass of cold milk. He could never possibly be a devil. No, not in a million billion years.
Ok. I am a woman who was once impressed by a fish! I was driving around looking for cool things to photograph. A man was going to his truck (manly) with a big fish he had caught at the river. I stopped and asked if I could take pictures of the fish. I was very impressed with the fish. The man, not so much.
I'll be honest, when I was on a dating app, I would automatically reject any dude's profile if there was a picture with a dead animal, which rule I instituted after someone's main profile pic was them over a dead deer, holding a gun, in the bloodstained snow.
I can understand that rule. Since we font really know the context of why the animal is dead or when this picture was taken if its for hunting reasons cause i know its illegal to hunt outside those seasons.
@@vaporean_boylove.0w083 for me, it is sort of an empathy thing. Like, if you enjoy hunting, I'm glad you enjoy it, but when I see pics of dead animals, whether they were hunted or died another way, I kind of feel it in my skin. I don't really know how else to describe it. It's just two clashing values. I wouldn't stop dating someone who enjoyed hunting or fishing because they enjoyed those activities, but I'd never be able to participate in them. Also, as someone on the asexual spectrum, I need some way to narrow down my choices on a dating app :P
"Its like a peepee joke" best line and I'm only 8 mins into the video 😂 as soon as i saw this collab i knew it would be mad. Jamie has such sensible energy that whenever he collabs with someone with more chaotic energy it just works so well 💜
If I remember correctly, the Ms. Monopoly was a version of the game meant to make people more aware of the gender pay gap by reversing it. Essentially giving an advantage to women players equivalent to the pay gap to make it more visible. I do believe it has an actual point and isn't just a change of mascot 😊
I am fully convinced that the "Men shouldn't be allowed to have..." Tiktok girl was just trolling and is therefore a comedy genius. The stare, the long pauses, the agressively pink background, the ridiculous justifications, the "figure it out"... everything is WAY too funny to be even remotely serious
Questions my 8+ aged girls have asked this week: 1. "Are baby peacock spiders smaller than the babies of larger spiders, or is there a minimum possible size?" 2. "Do boy spiders just stop growing sooner, or can you tell baby spiders' sex from when they hatch?" 3. "Can Dad come watch my Lego competition?" 4."What do I do about eggs that fell out of the fridge and cracked?" and 5. "Will jacaranda seeds sprout in Summer?" Oh great pink ouija board, what can you tell us?
@@IceMetalPunk Hope not. The trunks would disembowel and decapitate me XD. A wind current with flowers, on the other hand, would only risk choking, which is much nicer ^^
Fun fact: the higher prices for girls/women products compared to the same products for boys/men have a name. It's called "pink tax" (at least in Germany) 🙋♀
For Click's jokes: :D This collaboration is a dream come true. Thank you two for the ever-positive vibes. Unless you need to be serious in your commentary and then it is even better.
@@waffles3629My mum and I agree with this statement 100%......but that doesn't stop her from watching them all every Christmas. (And me feeling dread when she watches)😂😂😂
They're so bad, yet I sometimes secretly enjoy watching some of them 😂 Mostly when I feel too physically or mentally drained to think anymore, and just need to give my brains a break. As they certainly don't challenge me in any way, or cause any big emotions, or inspire me to google anything like most other things.
35:15 As a DM, thank you for the cursed item idea Click lmao The 50’ Rope of Pointless Gendering This rope appears by all accounts to be a normal bundle of rope. However, if used to support the weight of a creature, it may snap if the type does not match the creature’s gender. The rope has a 50% chance of being specifically for either men or women. Perhaps there’s an initial 10% chance that it works on anything that is neither
Fun Fact: Pink only started being a "feminine" color not even 100 years ago - and yes, Barbie played a big part in that! The key instances that brought about this change are said to be when Mamie Eisenhower wore a pink gown to the inauguration of her hushand, which inspired the release of a Barbie doll that also had pink clothing, bringing the color into girls' playrooms. :D
I'm rewatching Raggedy Ann & Andy (1977) yesterday, which is pretty much a stereotypical little girl movie, and i see almost *zero* pink in everything related to the girl. In fact, the most used color is, unsurprisingly, *blue.*
It's so fun to see Click in Jamie's style of editing, his little "mm" in reaction to Jamie not liking aubergine at 16:12 lol, and the little gentle volleys or when they mirror each other haha, such an enjoyable watch! :D
@floreya67 nah, the arts of being a man are more than that. You also need to treat the color pink as it's radioactive. Just keep yourself away from it, and you will be fine!
Jammidodger is referring to the Mandela effect, when multiple people recall the same incorrect fact. Also it’s the Peanut mascot that has a monocle, not the Monopoly man
I just love how your energy and click are on the same level. Roly's energy is chaos and it's fun having the contrast between you two, but with click you guys feel like a modem version of a bbc talk show. And then you both tangent off together for like 10 minutes and it's adorable and I need more of this. This is the podcast I would listen to regularly 😂😂😂
33:14 The game is fun though 😂 Took me a minute to figure out what stereotypes I was supposed to instinctively understand. So girls who fight monsters with swords and stuff still have to act like they are afraid of things because it’s cuter.
God, that conversation in the beginning about fishing made me miss fishing with my dad... 31 y/o girl here. I love the quiet of fishing where you just get to appreciate nature for hours on end casting a lure over and over or leaving bait in different spots, whether or not you catch anything, and then the adrenaline of reeling something in when you do. It's the peaks of mindfulness in the natural world and really connects you with your food. I don't miss how many fish died that we couldn't keep, "cleaning" the fish we took home, the insect bites, changing plans due to bad weather, or how my dad would lose his shit if we hit traffic on the way back home and I just had to put up with his rage... The few big fish we caught and ate are a tiny portion of my memories. If a person wanted to woo me with fishing stuff, they'd do better just showing them with a pole in the water with nothing else going on. 🧘♀️
I think Click might be on to something regarding hairbrushes. My husband decided to let his hair grow a couple of years ago for the first time. He always complained about how much hair he loses when he brushes. One day he was in a hurry and I handed him my own pink velvety brush. The first stroke he turned to me & asked if my brush was broken/old because he wasn't feeling the "pull". A second later we both realized what was happening. Anyway, he now has my brush in 3 colors (blue, red, purple, not pink to avoid mixing it up with mine) because he's scared that if one breaks he will have to go back to the "man" brushes.
The strangest ice cream I have tried was called Fireworks. It had pop rocks in it. They only did the popping part after warming up. Fun idea, sad result.
I've been hoping for this collab for a while now. Both have done quite a few collabs with One Topic. Click is a vocal LGBT+ ally and seems to enjoy covering LGBT+ topics on his own channel. It seemed like a natural pairing, though I don't know how well they know or get on with each other behind the scenes.
this is their second collab (click posted the other one recently) and it is very fun. i hope they plan to do other is the future because it was so enjoyable to watch them together
The fish photo is actually a plus for me because my family is big into fishing. But I have to agree that usually the guys with catch photos aren't looking for a partner that also fishes. Because if you are looking for someone with shared interest in that hobby, hunting and fishing photos makes sense. Otherwise I would use another outdoorsy picture that is more just "I am an active person". I actually think that the reason many men use the fish pictures is because they don't take a lot of pictures of themselves. The catch photo is a natural situation were they take pictures and actually pay attention to the pose, expression and background. So when they try and pick good pictures of themselves those are in the top best pictures.
I believe that's the reason as well, and also people usually look their best when they're happy and feel confident, and a catch photo usually involves those feelings
I'd say some vampires are kind of gay too. Like the glittering Edward, surely glitter can't be manly? And some of the old ones used to wear pretty fancy clothes too, and had a long hair, definite gay energy!
Fun fact, vampires should be visible in modern mirrors, since they are not made with silver. Undead aversion to silver is why Vampire lore has the mirror thing.
It’s important to note that my childhood room is painted yellow and always has been (a color I describe as “nursery yellow”) and I turned out non-binary. Just goes to show it really does matter. Everybody paint your nurseries the corn color.
It's always there... in the dark... when you turn around, you see nothing, but the clothes are watching. They are following. And the missing sock will. Find. You.
There is an actual ghost/horror story where the entity takes the shape of a linen sheet. The premise sounds ridiculous until you read it, it's very creepy and atmospheric. It's called 'Whistle and I' ll Come to Ye, my Lad'. Check it out.
This is a little random for this video, but I've been slowly finishing it in between my work shifts these past few days and it's finally done. BUT! I have an appointment booked at the doctors tomorrow morning at 11:45 (that's fourteen and a half hours from now) to get started on testosterone and be put on a list for top surgery and I'm really scared, but also really excited! I'm 20 right now and fought myself on "not" being trans for most of my life so I'm incredibly proud to be here. I haven't come out to anyone but my best friend and my sister yet so the only other people I can splurge to about this is you fellow Spuds and Jamie! Wish me luck!!! 😁❤
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omg click is so funny 🤣🤣🤣
The funniest, really
The absolute funniest
real
frfr
This is true
We all know exactly how to be a man. You must:
1. Be as swift as a coursing river
2. Have all the force of a great typhoon
3. Have all the strength of a raging fire
4. Be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
I love you
yesssss, YEEEEEEEEESSSS!
Finally, someone's getting down to business.
Haven't seen any Huns around lately. The men are doing great, I suppose.
@@MarbleMuseHasAppeared rocking being a man. The amount of Huns I've defeated is incredible. Maybe we should rename terfs to the Huns 🤣
I am the Trans partner. I came out to my husband 2 months after we got married. It was rough at first, took a few years for him to get used to it (he used to identify as cishet, and he's autistic so change is difficult for him), but now I'm two years on T and he proudly calls me his husband. He is a truck driver and in the US it can be a very unsafe profession for LGBTQ+ folks. He doesn't care. He talks about his husband no matter what. He cheers me on when I pluck up the courage to use the men's room, when I'm dysphoric he orders me a new binder, when I started T he sat with me while we read everything we could on fertility on T because he knew how important being a dad was to me (I really wanna be a seahorse dad), he taught me to shave and tie a tie... he is wonderful.
Your partner sounds wonderful and it sounds like your relationship became even stronger when you allowed yourself to be your best self with him 💕
I'm dying this is so lovely - I'm so happy for you bro
I hope you achieve your dream of being a seahorse dad
congrats!
This is so wholesome! I love it. True couple goals
"Stay on top of masculinity so people don't call you gay"
Fantastic choice of words
I want to de transition but I already had bottom surgery. Help
@@TransKidsMafia just transition the other way genius 🤷
Wot
@@resintom852 it's just an attention seeker that constantly posts very bad bait
@@TransKidsMafiaHave you considered that you're gonna die someday and this is what you spent your time doing?
The Click: "Doing laundry makes you lose 10% of your testosterone"
Me, a trans woman: "WHERE ARE MY DIRTY CLOTHES?! I HAVE HOURS UPON HOURS OF LAUNDRY TO DO SUDDENLY" 😂
yes
TAKE MY LAUNDRY, I DON'T WANT TO LOSE ANY OF MY T!! I'VE ALREADY PAID FOR IT 😭😭
@@AmazingAutist here I’ll take all of it
@@samhebrank1903 THANK YOU
Same (and 🤣)
40:47 Reminds me of when my dad flipped out because Kamala Harris stated her pronouns, going off about how it was inappropriate for the vice president to waste time and effort saying it and I was just like, “You’ve already spent more time and effort on this than she did.”
Pink tax is a thing. If something is pointlessly gendered, the girl version is often more expensive even if the two items are identical. The hair brushes took it to an insane level.
That one is a genuine example, but I've also seen bad examples. At least Click could find a difference. The price difference should maybe not be that much, but there might be more differences.
I've also seen cases where people claim it's a pink tax when comparing a 6 pack for women to a 3 pack for men.
I honestly don't get why its more expensive for women, if there's anyone who'd pay triple not to wear pink that's a guy
Not to mention how much better mens’ shaving stuff is than women’s and they charge the same if not less for men’s. Buy men’s stuff. I just get wax though (also over priced). Can’t wait for more men to wax so I can get it cheaper.
@@npc6817Also, men make more money on average so they have more disposable income. It’s sexism and the fact women are made to believe they need this stuff whereas men are not pressured in the same way to look any way.
@@npc6817 That's... actually a really good point. On the other hand, I'm a woman who doesn't like pink, so I like the "mens" stuff being cheaper haha
It's funny how Jamie normally has such an innocent vibe, no dirty jokes, etc, but when he's with Click, he just naturally joins in on the cursedness. Unlike OT, who's just always innocent lol
Click was those ''bad influences'' moms warned us about
AND WE LOVED IT
I recently watched a click ot crossover and a dirty joke my teenage ace butt got, ot got, and click didn't
@@airacummins5076 Heh yeah, I think I know which one you're referring to. I'm also ace and also got that joke, but I guess even Click sometimes misses something. After all I only remembered that situation because it's so rare
@@tanrekki yeah, I think most of the ones Click misses are weird language twists, which makes sense given that English is not his first language.
@@waffles3629English isn’t his first language???
Ngl, the titanic joke would have got me hook, line, and sinker.
I thought the joke was a bit too cold.
Me, too!
@@ellaceleste2929 😝
"Not only are they colorblind, they can't read" took me the hell out. I am expired and it's all your fault Jamie.
Saaaaaame lol
Same! (They're not really colourblind though, just can't see all the colours humans can. Well, most humans, except the special ones like The Click of course.)
@@durabelle Don't dogs have the same colourblindless as Click has?
@@Liggliluff Possibly. They do believe dogs' colour blindness is similar to red-green colour blindness in humans. I'm not sure if that's what The Click has though, as I've only heard him refer to it as being a bit colour blind.
@@durabellefrom what I found Click's color blindness is protanopia, red-green color blindness, while dogs are believed to have deuteranopia, green-blindness (which is still a form of red-green blindness for some reason lol)
Edit: oooh I got it! Protanopia makes you see red as green-ish, while deuteranopia makes you see green more reddish
That's why they're grouped under "red-green" blindness lol
Because they end up mixing up both colors, just in different ways
The only gendered dog treats I would understand would be dog treats specifically for pregnant dogs that have specific things in the treats for their health or the health of their puppies.
But that wouldn't still be gendered, because not all female dogs should have that.
not exactly gendered, more like medical specific
Yeah, like supplemental treats for pregnant and nursing cats that my sister found while looking for cat formula since we wound up bottle feeding kittens last year.
That's exactly what I'm saying, if there was "dog treats for pregnant female dogs" then it would still be pointlessly gendered, but I also wouldn't mind.
@@BlazeNStarohh i understand now. "pregnant female" 💀💀
When I came out as nonbinary my mom just knew I wasn’t female identifying anymore. So when she bought everyone bath bombs, (I can’t remember why I think she’d just decided to get them out of nowhere) she came home with the man grenade bath bomb for me and men’s shampoo and body wash. I still appreciated the idea it and it smelled decent.
How quickly did the grenade bath bomb explode and did you need to pull a pin
Aww 🥰 I mean, at least she was being conscious and trying to be respectful, sadly there are still plenty of parents who would have thought "guess I bet double down on the 'girly' crap" not to mention definitely refusing to respect pronouns.
(shocked it smelled good 😅 I hate "masculine" scents, smells in general are a bizarre thing to gender but men got screwed imo)
@@LunarEleven I'm a woman, I have a terrible, almost none at all, sense of smell so I can't buy perfume bc I genuinely don't know how it smells like, for this same reason I take care of my hygiene and try to always use deodorant, but people often ask me why I don't wear perfume (often times leaving the "since you're a woman" unsaid but there). I find it really bizarre that people choose to comment on that specifically.
@@laurainathunderstorm that's really weird! I rarely wear perfume and I've never been asked why I don't. (for me it's exactly the opposite reason, extremely sensitive sense of smell. Perfume is overwhelming!) It's a weird thing to comment on for sure, it's nobody's business what you choose to smell like 🫥
My assumption is that a lot of cishet dudes only get someone to take a picture of them when they've caught a big fish, so it's one of the few pics they have on hand when they start making a dating profile.
Or they're posing with their car.
I must have missed the little Mermaid part where men can't talk and ask someone to take a picture without holding a captured creature of the waters... 😅
@@tiffytattoo2450You're missing the point. It's not that they can't ask, it's that they have no reason to ask unless they've just achieved something or they're just made a dating profile - and when the latter happens they rarely have someone around, so they just use one of the few pictures they do have.
@@tiffytattoo2450 LOL
@@MalloonTarka You're missing the point that that was a joke.
I don't know if Jamie said "I love a massive... cod" unironically, but it made me cackle.
It surprised me that it went past Click.
Oh, same here! XD
You know what they say about big cod... big codpiece
Oh I don’t think it was at all accidental. 😂
I picked on that too, and I thought "well, we do, but not the one with gills"
Something my professor once brought up is that plants and non-human animals that reproduce sexually are pointlessly gendered based on sex. Like, a dog doesn’t have a concept of gender, at best they can perceive biological sex, but if you’ve got a biologically male dog then suddenly you’re saying “good boy!” instead of “good doggie!”. We have that tendency to guess when we aren’t sure too, and quite literally take a look downstairs to correct ourselves, which is pointless since THAT ISN’T GENDER. It’s even worse with plants, since many plants can grow both “male” and “female” flowers, sometimes even simultaneously, sometimes within the same flower! Sometimes it changes with age or temperature (which is true of some fish too)! The flower’s anatomy isn’t even indicative of the whole organism’s biological sex for most plants, let alone gender as humans perceive it. And don’t get me started on calling boats and cars “she” (such as “she runs like a dream”, etc). We project gender on everything in the dumbest ways.
Wait, people gender PLANTS?
Yeah gender is overrated
I was trying to buy an umbrella online from Target a few years back and was having trouble finding what section it would be listed under. Finally just searched for the word and found that umbrellas are sold as "women's accessories". Sorry men, you'll just have to get wet
Bwahaha, well done Target! Were they at least pink umbrellas?
(I find this especially funny since I don't even use an umbrella but my boyfriend does. I mean, I own one too, but whenever I'm out in the rain I'm either on bike or walking dogs, and umbrellas don't work well in either situation.. so waterproof clothing it is. Hashtag NotLikeOtherGirls 🤣🤣)
Grrr! You must manly brave the elements!😂
Every single man in London in the 50s wants to have a word.
It's a big enough umbrella but it's always me that ends up getting wet
- The Police over thirty years ago I think or smth
And here I was thinking women were stereotypically known for getting wet. But maybe the people making up these norms never found that out lmao-
I genuinely love how all of Jamie's collab videos are longer than the other videos bc they get so off topic and are having fun talking to each other XD
I love your pfp
I thought the same thing
Dude I love your pfp 😂
Same, it's so fun
Chatting with Jamie seems super fun
My family always color coded our dogs’ things between red and blue bc they were slightly different sizes but people would always look at our dog in blue and go “who’s a good boy?”
She isn’t. She just looks dapper in her bow tie. (She’s a good girl)
I would do that anyway unless you had already told me which was which because my dad's family was German and, in German, all dogs are he and all cats are she. Some of the gendered nouns in German are pretty funny and Mark Twain has a wonderful essay on That Awful German Language.
Okay so since it seemed to work last time, let me manifest another collab: The Click, OT, and Jamie.
YES!!!!
My dream Collab is OT+Click with Jamie+Shaaba with Roly+Luxeria. Each of the pairs brings out the chaos in each other. Having all 6 of them with be a very long Collab, but the combined chaos would be Peak Hilarity!
@@John_WeissThe *Super Collab*
That would be great, i would love to see them all together in one video
@@John_Weiss omg, yes!!
@@John_WeissThat could be its own channel.
3:59 "real men don't care about books."
- This message was supported by Gaston, Beauty and The Beast
no one gatekeeps masculinity like gaston!
@@prageruwu69 Oh, I don't know... I think he could learn a thing or two from right wing podcasters and influencers. He needs to intern for Andrew Tate or Steven Crowder.
I feel like it’s a problem when a caricature isn’t even as bad as what it’s trying to make fun of.
it's gotten so bad....
@@prageruwu69I love that this actually fits the correct number of syllables for the rhythm!
The girl with the "These should just be for girls" video was definitely joking and doing a great job at it. That video was so funny. "Running water. Figure it out."
On the fish thing: My dad proposed to my mom on a fishing trip. He asked her to pull something out of the tackle box, but the engagement ring was there instead. She pulled it out, he grabbed it and got on one knee. She said yes. They're still married decades later
I guess I gotta start fishing
Memento mori my friend
Honestly that's really cute but also corny at the same time.
But if there was a fish instead of a ring, she may not have accepted
That's actually really cute
I love how happy Click was Jamie said he had an emotional support demon
7:14 speaking of pickup lines, I just remembered a screenshot I saw years ago.
So, basically the guy asked a girl if she knew Cerberus. After she answered “No“, he explained that, in Greek mythology, Cerberus is a multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving. Afterwards, he told her that not even that dog would be as badass as the ones he was about to throw at her.
You may be asking, “And where's the pickup line?”. Well, in Venezuelan Spanish, the usual way to say “to flirt with someone” is “echarle/tirarle los perros” (literally “to throw the dogs at them”).
I love this, poor guy.
It was really funny how you got to "the mini umbrella for women because anything bigger would be too heavy" right after the "women belong in the laundry room" because laundry is actually really heavy but these "aLpHa mAleS" wouldnt know because they've literally never done laundry before. Just a beautiful demonstration of how absolutely unhinged these threads are
Dude, I didn't even think of that.
Tamora Pierce writes YA SciFicFantasy about a realm called Tortall. In one of the books some of the characters (I can't remember if they were pages, squires, or a mix of the two) got into a fight in a stable & got punished by being assigned to the laundry room of the castle where the male characters marveled that the laundresses had forearm muscles like ropes from wringing the laundry.
I love how Jamie has Click introduce himself as if OT Cliccy and Jamie’s fan bases don’t even overlap it’s just a circle atp.
Fr, the amount of memes I see multiple times bc I’m a fan of all 3 is honestly astounding 😂
The Venn diagram is a circle ⭕️
I'm a fan of Cliccy, this is the first of Jamie's videos I've seen, and I've only seen two of OT's. If Jammidodger were on the Click, I'd appreciate an introduction.
@@vickibamman8333 there was a collab on Click's channel around the same time as this video
17:50 I appreciate dude wipes. Not only does it help with my dysphoria, but it doesn't change the fact that the vast majority of body wipes that I have seen has been marketed towards a feminine audience with flowers and lilac and explicitly in freezing that make it clear it's specifically marketed towards a female audience.
This is a gendered product that is made to combat other pointlessly gendered products. Because if body wipes aren't for women, they're for babies. I am neither a woman or a baby, yeah when I look for a plain body wipes I find none.
Baby wipes are far cheaper than wipes for adults. Most are scent-free.
@@angel794 yeah but in my experience they tear easier
My whole family uses Costco baby wipes - not gendered or scented and way high quality than any other wipe I’ve ever seen
equate flushable wipe packaging is the goat its just blue like every other product they make
they make gender neutral adult wipes, they just tend to be sold in disability centred shops alongside things like adult nappies and other toilet aids.
Pink was for boys and blue for girls indeed :D Pink was seen as the "child" version of red, which was a color associated with strength and kings. Blue on the other hand was strongly attached to Virgin Mary, because her depictions were made with a pigment called ultramarine blue which was extremely expensive to import to Europe (the natural version of this pigment was made with lapis-lazuli). Since it was so rare and expensive, it was used almost exclusively to depict Mary, and so was connected to femininty :D
This is true
and infants and toddlers all wore dresses regardless of gender, because it was easier to clean up the tush
honestly hearing Jamie talk about how the whole thing of like "just show up naked" is like saying men don't need anything (moral support, comfort, genuine love, etc) while I'm here on the other end of it still trying to unlearn this feeling of "wow as a woman society really makes me feel like my only value in a relationship to a man is sex appeal" is just.. wow.
That kinda thinking just hurts everyone in different ways huh
Yeah it really does. Men don't "just" want sex, if it was just that they'd just pay a sex worker whenever they felt the need to. A huge understated part of it is that it's basically one of the only socially accepted ways of expressing wanting intimacy, validation/acceptance, immense vulnerability but ultimately also love that in a majority of cases is lacking, to say the least
Yeah. It makes the fact men succeeding at suicide more often than women even more tragic. I always hated the idea that men should pretty much live life as robots with no kind of deep emotion. I find it as dehumanizing as the stereotype that women are overly emotional and in the end its toxic and hurts everyone.
@@Pooky1991absolutely, it is just as preposterous as the emotional stereotypes about women.
Oh my god, I used to work at a pet supply shop, and the amount of pointlessly gendered things for dogs is absolutely insane. The Bocce treats are just the tip of the iceburg. The amount that pet parents CARE about pointlessly gendered dog things is even more insane. I'm a cis man, and sometimes I like to paint my nails just because I think it's fun, and I would absolutely RELISH the feeling of a customer going, "Well this leash isn't girly enough," and then making absolutely sure they saw my nail polish as I reached for a pink one for them. Priceless. Every time.
Humanity never stops to amaze 😊😂
As a non-binary I literally had my nursery painted in the exact shade buttered sweet corn lmfao
it was foreshadowing!!
“It’s a feminine burlap sack”. “What does that mean?”
I know what it means. It means they can charge twice as much. 💕🐝💕
The gift cards are also super sexist. I would get the “him” for anyone because they can use it at more places.
43:42
I'd just like to acknowledge Marie Curie, a scientist, one of the first fem professors at Sorbon Uni, that had won two nobel prizes herself, and raised a daughter Irene, who was also a successful scientist and a nobel prize winner.
Ladies can slay in both.
*Maria Skłodowska-Curie
Click accidentally calling a bow/bowtie a fly (at 36:28) because he did a direct translation in his head as they are the same word in Swedish is stupidly funny to me for some reason
I realised it too xD In German the word for bow and for fly is also the same
@@kalium06isn't it "Fliege" (bowtie) and Krawatte" (tie)? Genuinely confused here-
@@BlepOwo yes that's right. But we are talking about bowtie ("Fliege") and fly (also "Fliege")
Sorry turns out I can't read-
@@BlepOwoare you aware you commented that 5 times
Jamie rubs off on click where he keeps him slightly more wholesome
While also understanding and laughing along with the dirty jokes
Even he cannot resist The Clicks charms really
I don't know if 'rubs off' is a good term to use
@@inconsistentlysleepy it's a really common phrase I heard all the time growing up, it means
" to become part of that person's character as a result of that person spending time with somebody who has those qualities "
Get your mind out of the gutter
No one can resist the Click ❤
noone!@@susannairisastarte5192
I agree with with Susan
In my neck of the woods, unisex paracord would be that army green, the male version would be hunter orange, and the female version fluorescent pink (the "female" version of hunter orange).
I love Jamie being repeatedly caught off guard by the things that come out of Click's mouth
My great grandmother who was born in the 1910s told me that when she was young the blue/pink colors for gender were swapped the other way around. When I asked her when/why is switched, she just shrugged and said she couldn't remember. Then she started talking about how a lot of things changed around the time of the Great Depression.
This statement should be fact checked, but what I heard was that it was WWII. Because the colour used to mark gay men was pink... so basically rooted in Nazis + homophobia.
Hitler used pink stars in his killing camps for homosexual men, so the colour pink turned into something undesirable for men and people switched. Being with men is obviously girly I guess. That at least is the explanation we got in germany why the colours were turned around from pink is manly and blue is girly to the other way.
Years ago I read that it was an early British department store that started separating baby colours by gender and up until then all babies were dressed in frilly whites.
Yeah, I think that I saw on a Shaaba video that pink used to be a boy color because it was close to the color of blood and blue used to be a girl color because it was like the gentleness of the sky color. 😂
@@jcfreak2007 Blue is (or at least used to be, I'm not fully up to date on current religion trends) also associated with the Virgin Mary
6:30 She probably unmatched because the Titanic was infamously pretty bad a breaking the ice... To the point the Ice broke the Titanic.
Of all the historic periods, Click suggests to wear a dress for, it's the one with the most documented evidence of shoving stuff under a dress until your chest, hips and backside are the fashionable shape. If he takes it seriously (...I am aware of what I just said), he could look really good. The man has an engineering degree, he likes math, I'm sure he can follow a simple drafting manual or two by Christmas.
Even if he screws it up, he'll look amazing. Either way, I want to see the pics SO. FVCKING. BAD.
Historically in the Christian West, pink was considered the little brother of red, and therefore appropriate for young boys. Whereas blue was associated with the Virgin Mary, and thus worn by young women and girls. Or at least that's how I've always heard it.
I am genuinely happy to see hygiene products geared towards men. Like at least it’s encouraging them to not smell like a dumpster.
I read somewhere that pink stopped being used for men in general because of H!tIer. When he started making gay men wear a pink triangles, guys in a lot of societies didn’t want to wear pink out of fear of the camps.
Honestly I'd love to see all manner of personal care products marketed to men in that ridiculous pointlessly gendered way, including menstruation sanitary products sold in non gendered or masculine coded packaging. Some months my period is at the worst possible time and seeing the girly packaging when I go to get a pad from my bathroom cabinet is just the final straw, y'know?
@@katanah3195 if we are gonna gender things, might as well make it all gendered up for everyone. I know a few brands that go for a more neutral look in their period products, but the whole market is pretty hyper-feminine. I’m sorry there aren’t more neutral packaging options. It’s gotta be difficult for you.
As a nonbinary person, I HATE pointlessly gendered things, I'm confused on what to grab.
(P.s. omg Click is so funny 😂)
As a cis person I’ve always hated it. I’m 50 and never understood it, and now I’m baffled why so many are still doing it, and even worse than when I was a kid. But that’s capitalism for you :(
I’ll also add, as a baby girl I was dressed in blue and my brother in pink because we both wore hand me downs from my mums friend in my case and my cousin in my brothers case and we turned out both cis! Granted, I’m bi and my brother gay… so who knows what that freaky dressing did to us… or maybe it’s just from having open and loving parents lol
Never visit Germany then.
Der, die, das, den, dem..
@@Widdekuu91FR ITS SO CONFUSING I NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE TO USE😭😭
@@c0tt0ncandyb0ngwater
I'm Dutch and when I speak German, I cheat.
I say 'nen (from einen, which means one/a like 'a dog) or I mumble it and say the word loudly.
I speak fluent German and love the language but the der/die/das I always refused to learn and when my teacher told me I hád to, I threathened to stop with (extra) germanclass. I was the only one doing well so he caved. I still don't want to learn them xD
@@Widdekuu91 Well, shit. I wanted to learn Spanish for a really long time, only to learn how gendered it is, and now I learn German is too? Damnit. 🤣
The Collab we needed, but didn't deserve!
I screamed when I saw this video
"oh my god what a beautiful fish, i love his massive COD" underrated line
I feel like Click is wholesome in terms of inclusion and political views, not necessarily the topics he covers. 😂❤
Yeah, Click is wholesomely cursed
Blursed!
perfectly described!
OT is the wholesome supportive dad and Click is the unwholesome supportive dad/cool uncle. That's how I felt when I was younger and still in the closet.
Jamie, the new haircut is lovely! Also, happy to see the emotional support demon who makes our olfactory systems fire on all four pistons.
I didn't even realize he had a haircut
It looks great. Also, I really want the glow in the dark emotional support demon! ❤
His hair is a whole different color as well haha
Man are you Bangali? Bc I see you under a ton of videos I watch lol n I just wanna know if there's another Bangali with same tastes as me
@@_aconite_cj_ Yes, I’m Bengali.
If you perceive yourself in a mirror, you're not a real vampire
It’s SO irritating that men can’t be emotional and loving to each other without being called gay (by some people)! Are they supposed to be robots? 😒 It’s so damaging to not be allowed to be in touch with your emotions!
Yes, yes they _are_ supposed to be robots.
That is the message being sent in all media, and has been for decades.
Apparently the only emotions men are supposed to show are anger and lust. There's also a racialized version, where men of color are allowed to show reverence. But only those and nothing else.
Yeah it's not cool, what's wrong with me trying to hug my homies or have good skin?
❤yes. I have said this for decades. Our society is awful about letting men be humans.
It really depends on the society. There's other places in the world where men can be touchy with their friends and show affection, and nobody thinks it's 'gay'.
Children before the gendered colours and clothing ALL had white "dresses" and long hair. No one gave a shit back then lol. Tarquin was just a little boy in a long top and long hair, as was little Henrietta. (The most old fashioned sounding names that came to my mind lmao)
Yes. because stains could be bleached out of whites and being open at the bottom was convenient for hygiene. Boys didn't graduate into short pants until they were reliably toilet trained.
Fr this gender specific shit, it feels like a form of sexualizing kids, just let them be little gremlins!
@@meilinrivera1 It's a form of capitalism. As the working classes gained more disposable income, clothing manufacturers decided to market gendered kids clothing to get more of that income.
I watched a video about it a few weeks ago and I just can't find it again.
Apparently it was around the 50s thay boomers decided for some reason that gender equality is only for "the uncivilized societies", and started putting babies in gendered clothing 🙃
Also pink became a woman's colour during ww2 as a pink triangle was used to identify gays. So the colour pinks was seen as a female only colour.
20:52
In the men’s candy bag (do men eat candy?) there’s also a heart-but it’s an anatomical heart with chambers and valves and veins to remind you of eating the heart of your defeated enemies after battle.
why would I need a reminder of that? I eat the hearts of my defeated enemies every day anyways
37:40 i work at starbucks and it always makes me smile when men order a "just a black coffee." And then a little quieter "can you put some cream in there too? And some sugar?"
Its ok to not want black coffee 😅
I never understood why some men think black coffee is supposed to be a man thing. My grandad always put so much cream and sugar in his coffee, it was like desert in a cup, and I would always sneak a drink when he wasn't looking (because I was 5-6 years old at the time and "too young" to drink coffee).
Truckers also add cream and sugar (just without all the fancy names and flavors). It is so much easier when I can go to a diner used to doing to-go orders for truckers and just order my coffee light and sweet.
Those naked cats 😂😂😂 The breed is called a Sphinx cat, and they are not covered in oil, or fat, but in a very short fuzz. They need protection from the sun, so should be kept indoors. The breed is very rare and very expensive. They are good for people who have allergies to cats, or animals in general, as they don't produce the dander that other cats produce (dander is what people are actually allergic to.)
Most of the protein folks are allergic to (Fel d1) is actually expressed in saliva and then urine; skin/dander is a distant third.
oh believe me they are oily, because normally the skin oil would be distributed over the fur, and because they have no fur it covers their skin in excess ammounts and yes, they are oily and leave residues. Some cats more than others, but you can see it especially when your cats have to wear little sweaters because of drafts in the house and all the skin oil leaving marks on the cloth
Let me nerd out a bit here.
First, there are several hairless cat breeds. I'm assuming you're talking about the Canadian Sphynx, which is probably the most popular hairless cat breed. Off the top of my head I also remember Don Sphynx and Peterbald.
Second, they are not covered in oil _if you wash them regularly_ . And you totally should, because unlike hairy cats, a lot of them don't groom at all, and if you don't take care of their skin, they'll have problems ranging from acne to severe skin ulcers.
Third, rarity and price depends on the region in question. For example, where I live (Central Asia, won't go into further details) Canadian Sphynxes are the cheapest and most widespread of the 3 I mentioned and all of them are about twice cheaper than Maine Coons. Canadian Sphynxes are somewhere in top 10 most common breeds, too. Dons are rarer -- there were something under 5 breeders in my former club, and Peterbalds were barely present at all, and none of them in WCF clubs (my club's system, so I knew most about what was going on there). Then again, all of them _were_ present in the region, which is saying something because the representation of breeds here is crap at best, all of the shows are the same 10 to 20 tired breeds over and over again.
Third, as khills mentioned, the most popular allergen is located in saliva, not dander. On that point, I do have cats who have significantly lower Fel d1 levels -- Siberians, and even in our circles it is highly *not* recommended to sell kittens to allergic people who didn't initially show an allergic reaction to the kitten because allergies can (and pretty often do) have an accumulative effect, meaning your immune system grinds its teeth and bears it for a while and then presents you with a tantrum to the allergen. And then you have to rehome a beloved adult pet, which isn't pleasant to anyone involved.
@@kaworunagisa4009 There are some solutions to the allergies now, thankfully. You can do allergy shots, and they work really well - my husband had been taking them for a while now, so I can definitely share anecdata that it’s working. Purina also has a pet food that neutralizes Fel d1; apparently drops the presence by like 47%? Hopefully it’ll be available in your neck of the woods, because it really is helping people.
…now if you’ll excuse me, my MinSkin kitten needs attention. 😂
I once found a Sphinx cat in my garden and sheltered her till I was able to find her owner. She was definitely fuzzy, not oily at all. I still prefer furry cats personally
6:37 Hol Up, she unmatched that glorious line?!!?!?! My wife and I are laughing so hard at this, it’s so good!!!!!!!!
Yeah! There are definitely worse pick-up lines than that!
I am delighted by the fact that, “Fellas, is it gay to see?” is immediately above the googly eyes on The Click’s mic.
21:58 this one reminded me of an article that said "non-binary haircuts for girls" LMAOOOO
The “if I think, I’m gay” line sent me 🤣
it just might be true. I found out that I am bisexual by “thinking a little too much”.
these two are like the angel and the devil on my shoulder.
Going with that, I think Jammi would be the angel and Click would be the devil. What do you think?
@@LuigiBoi87 Surely you jest. The Click is as pure as freshly fallen snow, and as wholesome as freshly baked cookies and a glass of cold milk. He could never possibly be a devil. No, not in a million billion years.
nah okay, hear me out. Click is the devil, OT is the Angel, and Jammi is the ruler of Purgatory!
@@WhosgenderisthisThe click didn't fall as much as He said owo And dived
@@plantainsame2049I would give anything to see OT and Click act out Good Omens.
30:15 It's like when the first polish dictionary's definition for horse was "everybody knows what a horse is"
Honestly, if someone told me that Titanic joke, that would actually convince me to continue the conversation. 😅
The slow zoom on Jamie's face while Click is explaining maths... lmao
Ok. I am a woman who was once impressed by a fish! I was driving around looking for cool things to photograph. A man was going to his truck (manly) with a big fish he had caught at the river. I stopped and asked if I could take pictures of the fish. I was very impressed with the fish. The man, not so much.
I am a woman who is regularly impressed by fish! I just love observing them fishing around under water. Dead fish, not so much.
@@soundlessbeewhat if he cooked the dead fish in a delicious way? Ima say if a mans gonna impress me with a fish, they gotta know how to cook it
I am dying 🤣awesome! Thank you!
Maybe you are more manly than him 😂
As a woman, I can be impressed by fish. Both by the catching and the cooking.
I'll be honest, when I was on a dating app, I would automatically reject any dude's profile if there was a picture with a dead animal, which rule I instituted after someone's main profile pic was them over a dead deer, holding a gun, in the bloodstained snow.
I can understand that rule. Since we font really know the context of why the animal is dead or when this picture was taken if its for hunting reasons cause i know its illegal to hunt outside those seasons.
@@vaporean_boylove.0w083 for me, it is sort of an empathy thing. Like, if you enjoy hunting, I'm glad you enjoy it, but when I see pics of dead animals, whether they were hunted or died another way, I kind of feel it in my skin. I don't really know how else to describe it.
It's just two clashing values. I wouldn't stop dating someone who enjoyed hunting or fishing because they enjoyed those activities, but I'd never be able to participate in them.
Also, as someone on the asexual spectrum, I need some way to narrow down my choices on a dating app :P
"Its like a peepee joke"
best line and I'm only 8 mins into the video 😂 as soon as i saw this collab i knew it would be mad. Jamie has such sensible energy that whenever he collabs with someone with more chaotic energy it just works so well 💜
If I remember correctly, the Ms. Monopoly was a version of the game meant to make people more aware of the gender pay gap by reversing it. Essentially giving an advantage to women players equivalent to the pay gap to make it more visible. I do believe it has an actual point and isn't just a change of mascot 😊
Makes sense since the original game was made as social commentary
I am fully convinced that the "Men shouldn't be allowed to have..." Tiktok girl was just trolling and is therefore a comedy genius. The stare, the long pauses, the agressively pink background, the ridiculous justifications, the "figure it out"... everything is WAY too funny to be even remotely serious
Questions my 8+ aged girls have asked this week: 1. "Are baby peacock spiders smaller than the babies of larger spiders, or is there a minimum possible size?" 2. "Do boy spiders just stop growing sooner, or can you tell baby spiders' sex from when they hatch?" 3. "Can Dad come watch my Lego competition?" 4."What do I do about eggs that fell out of the fridge and cracked?" and 5. "Will jacaranda seeds sprout in Summer?" Oh great pink ouija board, what can you tell us?
So nice seeing Jacarandá fans in the wild. I love walking under their flowers. They are very bring rn
Your girls really seem to like spiders
@@Ariel_is_a_dreamerAs they should. Spiders are awesome, spiders are friends 🕷❤
@@gabrote42 Do you like... a hurricane of jacarandas? 😁
@@IceMetalPunk Hope not. The trunks would disembowel and decapitate me XD. A wind current with flowers, on the other hand, would only risk choking, which is much nicer ^^
Fun fact: the higher prices for girls/women products compared to the same products for boys/men have a name. It's called "pink tax" (at least in Germany) 🙋♀
Surely it has shared latin origins.
Pinkus taxus.
@@kittyzilla3everything in Europe has Latin origins somewhere lol. Pinkus taxus is definitely an ancient Roman thing fr fr
24:16 FAke news, everyone knows that you can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese.
“Running water… figure it out” I wheeeeeezed 😂😂 Brilliant satire, she’d be SUCH a fun friend imho
For Click's jokes: :D
This collaboration is a dream come true. Thank you two for the ever-positive vibes. Unless you need to be serious in your commentary and then it is even better.
27:46 Click does that normally.. I never realised how high his voice went, it felt normal😂
FR!
Hallmark Christmas movies are straight-white-christian romance in its strongest and purest form
They're also so similar that you can fall asleep during one Hallmark movie, wake up during another, and not notice for a considerable amount of time.
@@waffles3629My mum and I agree with this statement 100%......but that doesn't stop her from watching them all every Christmas. (And me feeling dread when she watches)😂😂😂
@@cycymaca LMAO, my condolences
They're so bad, yet I sometimes secretly enjoy watching some of them 😂 Mostly when I feel too physically or mentally drained to think anymore, and just need to give my brains a break. As they certainly don't challenge me in any way, or cause any big emotions, or inspire me to google anything like most other things.
I swear there target audience is middle age white women who are in a loveless marriage.
It's easy: to impress a woman you can present her with a wheel of cheese
OT reference spotted!!!
As a woman I can confirm that cheese impresses me.
To impress an enby, present them garlic bread ❤
And for men I'm not sure, but so far Baklava has been successful.
@@boneitch I though garlic bread was a ace thing…
At least that's what the memes that OT used to read all the time implied…
35:15
As a DM, thank you for the cursed item idea Click lmao
The 50’ Rope of Pointless Gendering
This rope appears by all accounts to be a normal bundle of rope. However, if used to support the weight of a creature, it may snap if the type does not match the creature’s gender. The rope has a 50% chance of being specifically for either men or women.
Perhaps there’s an initial 10% chance that it works on anything that is neither
This is one heck of a collab! Let's go, dude, you really have incredible friends
Can confirm this is what I wanted.
Why have you not colabed yet? There is a poster here who counts the days till you do.
Fun Fact:
Pink only started being a "feminine" color not even 100 years ago - and yes, Barbie played a big part in that!
The key instances that brought about this change are said to be when Mamie Eisenhower wore a pink gown to the inauguration of her hushand, which inspired the release of a Barbie doll that also had pink clothing, bringing the color into girls' playrooms. :D
I'm rewatching Raggedy Ann & Andy (1977) yesterday, which is pretty much a stereotypical little girl movie, and i see almost *zero* pink in everything related to the girl. In fact, the most used color is, unsurprisingly, *blue.*
It's so fun to see Click in Jamie's style of editing, his little "mm" in reaction to Jamie not liking aubergine at 16:12 lol, and the little gentle volleys or when they mirror each other haha, such an enjoyable watch! :D
For real. Click's brain definitely went in a direction that's not appropriate for Jamie's channel, lol.
@@divergentdreamer Well, Jamie was the one who announced women love massive cod.
damn I wish I was told earlier that I don't need to take hormones to transition, I just need to walk into the kitchen and just turn into a woman
So if I never enter a kitchen again I don't need to take testosterone?:D
@floreya67 nah, the arts of being a man are more than that. You also need to treat the color pink as it's radioactive. Just keep yourself away from it, and you will be fine!
Or do any house chores 💁🏻♀️
Well If you walk into the kitchen, you could also turn gay... 50/50 I wouldn't risk it
@@einsannika1167I would risk it.
Jammidodger is referring to the Mandela effect, when multiple people recall the same incorrect fact. Also it’s the Peanut mascot that has a monocle, not the Monopoly man
As a person who identifies as buttered sweet corn I'm glad to finally get some representation.
I just love how your energy and click are on the same level. Roly's energy is chaos and it's fun having the contrast between you two, but with click you guys feel like a modem version of a bbc talk show. And then you both tangent off together for like 10 minutes and it's adorable and I need more of this. This is the podcast I would listen to regularly 😂😂😂
33:14 The game is fun though 😂 Took me a minute to figure out what stereotypes I was supposed to instinctively understand. So girls who fight monsters with swords and stuff still have to act like they are afraid of things because it’s cuter.
God, that conversation in the beginning about fishing made me miss fishing with my dad... 31 y/o girl here. I love the quiet of fishing where you just get to appreciate nature for hours on end casting a lure over and over or leaving bait in different spots, whether or not you catch anything, and then the adrenaline of reeling something in when you do. It's the peaks of mindfulness in the natural world and really connects you with your food.
I don't miss how many fish died that we couldn't keep, "cleaning" the fish we took home, the insect bites, changing plans due to bad weather, or how my dad would lose his shit if we hit traffic on the way back home and I just had to put up with his rage... The few big fish we caught and ate are a tiny portion of my memories. If a person wanted to woo me with fishing stuff, they'd do better just showing them with a pole in the water with nothing else going on. 🧘♀️
I think Click might be on to something regarding hairbrushes. My husband decided to let his hair grow a couple of years ago for the first time. He always complained about how much hair he loses when he brushes. One day he was in a hurry and I handed him my own pink velvety brush. The first stroke he turned to me & asked if my brush was broken/old because he wasn't feeling the "pull". A second later we both realized what was happening. Anyway, he now has my brush in 3 colors (blue, red, purple, not pink to avoid mixing it up with mine) because he's scared that if one breaks he will have to go back to the "man" brushes.
What brand ?
@@susannairisastarte5192idk about them but tangle teeter is a great brand!
The strangest ice cream I have tried was called Fireworks. It had pop rocks in it. They only did the popping part after warming up. Fun idea, sad result.
Oh damn, TheClick's voice is REALLY smooth and nice to listen to ❤️ I love it. A collab we never knew we needed
And you've just revealed that you're not a subscriber of The Click. 😆😉
Been wondering how no one has approached him for serious voice acting work, he's got serious chops for it.
@@jenniferbelveal4331 Facts tho!
I've been hoping for this collab for a while now. Both have done quite a few collabs with One Topic. Click is a vocal LGBT+ ally and seems to enjoy covering LGBT+ topics on his own channel. It seemed like a natural pairing, though I don't know how well they know or get on with each other behind the scenes.
No lie, after I’ve watched an episode of Click’s, it goes into my “need help falling asleep” list; his voice is really soothing!
finally
FINALLY, MY TWO FAVORITES HAVE COLLABORATED.
LETS FUCKING GO
this is their second collab (click posted the other one recently) and it is very fun. i hope they plan to do other is the future because it was so enjoyable to watch them together
HOW DID I JUST LEARN YOU DID A COLLABORATION?????? THIS IS THE FIRST IVE HEARD BUT YOU TWO ARE MY FAVORITES!!!???!?
The fish photo is actually a plus for me because my family is big into fishing. But I have to agree that usually the guys with catch photos aren't looking for a partner that also fishes. Because if you are looking for someone with shared interest in that hobby, hunting and fishing photos makes sense. Otherwise I would use another outdoorsy picture that is more just "I am an active person".
I actually think that the reason many men use the fish pictures is because they don't take a lot of pictures of themselves. The catch photo is a natural situation were they take pictures and actually pay attention to the pose, expression and background. So when they try and pick good pictures of themselves those are in the top best pictures.
I believe that's the reason as well, and also people usually look their best when they're happy and feel confident, and a catch photo usually involves those feelings
"if you percieve yourself in a mirror, then you're not a real man"
ah so real men are vampires, got it 👍
I'd say some vampires are kind of gay too. Like the glittering Edward, surely glitter can't be manly? And some of the old ones used to wear pretty fancy clothes too, and had a long hair, definite gay energy!
@@durabelle*Dio Brando from jjba*
Guess I'm a man then
Fun fact, vampires should be visible in modern mirrors, since they are not made with silver. Undead aversion to silver is why Vampire lore has the mirror thing.
It’s important to note that my childhood room is painted yellow and always has been (a color I describe as “nursery yellow”) and I turned out non-binary. Just goes to show it really does matter. Everybody paint your nurseries the corn color.
Click and Roly could be a great team too, CONTENT WEB NEEDS TO EXPAND
Click and Roly would just get higher pitched and higher energy until they both vibrated out of this plane of existence
They would be too powerful, the gods have not allowed it. Perhaps one day they will kill the gods and become the new ones.
"Behind every successful woman is a basket of laundry" sounds like a horror movie.
It's always there... in the dark... when you turn around, you see nothing, but the clothes are watching. They are following. And the missing sock will. Find. You.
There is an actual ghost/horror story where the entity takes the shape of a linen sheet. The premise sounds ridiculous until you read it, it's very creepy and atmospheric. It's called 'Whistle and I' ll Come to Ye, my Lad'. Check it out.
"What a massive...cod!" did not earn the appreciation it was worthy of! Nicely done, Jamie!
This is a little random for this video, but I've been slowly finishing it in between my work shifts these past few days and it's finally done. BUT! I have an appointment booked at the doctors tomorrow morning at 11:45 (that's fourteen and a half hours from now) to get started on testosterone and be put on a list for top surgery and I'm really scared, but also really excited! I'm 20 right now and fought myself on "not" being trans for most of my life so I'm incredibly proud to be here. I haven't come out to anyone but my best friend and my sister yet so the only other people I can splurge to about this is you fellow Spuds and Jamie! Wish me luck!!! 😁❤
Good luck!! Hope the appointment goes well 😊
I'm pretty sure the girl @ 28' was doing satire and I'm sad they didn't address it.
11:09 i immediately recognised that backpack... because my mum owns one.
BEST MALE BACKPACK.
14:25 the funny thing is: regular bath bombs are ball shaped.
Balls are, in more ways than one, a very masculine shape. 😂
I love how they planned to make a meme video together, but had too good chats to stay on topic 😆